Versus Wolves 001: THE BEST Collection 2023
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
- Versus Wolves is a podcast hosted by Eyepatch Wolf and Woolie Versus. Each month, they force each other to experience different media, and then report back on each recommendation. Hilarity/Violence ensues.
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Versus Wolves is:
Eyepatch Wolf ( / @supereyepatchwolf3007 )
Woolie Versus ( / @woolieversus )
Show Notes:
0:00:00 Intro
0:00:19 Christmas Discussion
0:09:28 2023 Roundup
0:21:00 Honorable Mentions
0:22:10 The who could solve the Kira Case X/Y chart
0:24:20 Pi in Dublin. The Silent Hill 2 of Pizzas.
0:24:45 Shin Kamen Rider
0:25:23 Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
0:26:27 Netflix’s Live Action One Piece
0:27:49 Gunbrella
0:28:13 Black Mirror episode: Loch Henry
0:28:57 Chainsaw Man Part 2
0:29:29 The last of Us Episode 3: Long, Long Time
0:30:19 Castlevania: Nocturne
0:30:37 Killers of the Flower Moon
0:31:32 Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
0:33:01 The band Wisp
0:34:12 The official top 10s
0:34:34 Woolie: Optifast 900
0:41:25 Eyepatch Wolf: ayesha x righteous
0:46:14 Woolie: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
0:53:00 Eyepatch Wolf: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
0:57:40 Woolie: Baldur’s Gate III
0:58:33 Eyepatch Wolf: Saltburn
1:01:02 Woolie: Pluto
1:07:00 Eyepatch Wolf: Ren Narita
1:13:55 Woolie: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
1:21:00 Eyepatch Wolf: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
1:28:14 Woolie: Armored Core VI
1:34:04 Eyepatch Wolf: Slay the Princess
1:39:20 Woolie: Portugal
1:43:05 Eyepatch Wolf: John Wick: Chapter 4
1:45:53 Woolie: The First Slam Dunk
1:55:45 Eyepatch Wolf: Baldur’s Gate III
2:04:18 Woolie: Street Fighter VI
2:15:44 Media Eyepatch Wolf did not properly consume
2:16:36 Eyepatch Wolf: Vermis
2:20:15 Woolie: Hi-Fi Rush
2:32:55 The Versus Wolves Tournament Arc
2:34:34 Preliminaries
2:47:40 Quarter Finals
2:53:28 Semi-finals
2:58:16 Finals
3:00:16 Versus Wolves: Ending Recommendations
3:06:40 Closing statements
3:07:22 End of podcast - Zábava
Timestamps and show notes added. 👍🏿
Thanks! useful stuff.
btw the libsyn link in the description is broken because it has www in it.
Rhythmically challenged wolves
So the man starts an entire YT career because he wants to prove another man wrong about an anime, and it all ends up with him starting a podcast with the man he wanted to prove wrong? Damn The Hero's Journey can take many shapes it seems.
I can't wait for the steamy, naked fight scene in the rain between the two
@@ramzyrizzle "just fuck and get it over with"
Woolie is the Sasuke of EyepatchWolf lore.
*starting a podcast for the explicit purpose of forcing Woolie to watch more Hunter x Hunter and other anime like it.
This is the long term storytelling you love to see. Exquisite.
Inside you are two wolves.
One wants you to learn Blanka
The other wants you to learn Fear & Hunger
If this podcast goes on for many years, I hope that this becomes an ongoing joke forever 😂
Woolie the fraud doesn't even play Blanka anymore. He's a Marisa main now
@@kanemello *I speak for the entirety of my nation 🇧🇷, as well as mains of people with electric powers in general:* we forgive him. Blanka can't compete with those muscles, man.
John has the oportunity to do something extremely funny and force Woolie to go into the FGC Retierment Home... FF14
And both starve because all I play is Ryu and JRPG's when they come out.
Massive balls using triple figures for the numbering format of a monthly podcast.
"For the people who are upset about this and it seems like we're laughing at you, we absolutely are" based eyepatch wolf
All that wrestling heel work is paying off
Very strong statement; can't argue with it!
Coming back now he was actually laughing at woolie lol
Going out and being social is John's Fear and Hunger.
He asked Woolie to sit in a dark room and play a dark and twisted game.
So Woolie asked him to go outside in the sunshine and play a fun and vibrant game with people.
Both horrors in their own right.
It's so nice for such big internet personalities to come together to spotlight a small unknown author like Takehiko Inoue.
Them pushing the "Little Inoue" bit the furthest possible limit so naturally is everything
"Woolie you're bigger than me"
No kidding. The zoomed in camera on Woolie makes it look like he's talking to a tiny Irish child 😂
I've seen eyepatchwolf IRL and dude is huge man. They're both tanks.
@@wolfrox777 everything’s a tank when you’re an ant! 🐜 🐜 🐜
@@wolfrox777I've seen him randomly around Dublin and while the guy has bulk he's a little under average height. But he owns it like a champ and although I'm taller he could be the shite out of me.
I cannot put into words how much "Gorgeously illustrated strategy guide for a game that doesn't exist" hits my incredibly specific nerd niches for maximum damage.
When does either of them say this
@@Healibord 2:16:36
I love the idea of Benoit Blanc able to figure out who Kira is but not understanding the mechanics of the Death Note because YES! That just fits him so well.
I’m convinced Woolie can’t not have a 3 hour podcast.
Not complaining but damn.
To be fair we did have Woolie Will Figure It Out
every time i see the 3hr podcast i think "damn, thats it?"
He needs has to participate in a podcast recording at least 10% of his week, doctors orders.
Shorter podcasts ain't even worth my time.
John and Woolie 11 minutes in:
"We need to not encourage the shippers."
John and Woolie at 35:36:
Also: 1:07:03
Yo, this rules. I want the next tournament to be even more abstract and stupid. “The moment where Goku used his one broken arm to Kamehameha recoil blast through King Piccolo’s chest vs a glass of water at 3 AM”
When he said 'TMNT MUTANT MAYHEM VS THE COUNTRY OF PORTUGAL' I knew I was about to witness a battle of the ages
For those that are coming from the preview, it starts at 11:00 and ends at 1:07:36
Ty very much
Doing the lord's work.
Comment to boost this comment up.
actual hero shit
You're doing the lords work, thank you!
I'm not sure which will be the more traumatizing challenge, venturing into the darkness to fight twisted nightmare creatures, or playing Fear & Hunger.
Truly this is the only way Eyepatch Wolf's extreme spite at Woolie could have ended
THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA. THE SHOUT OF EARTH RISES. THE ONE EYED WOLF AWAKENS. THE WOLRD ITSELF CRUMBLES, AND WE ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING TO BUT PRAY, WATCH, AND LISTEN.
When y’all mentioned Puss having villain of the year, I thought “nah Jack Horner ain’t that-“ and lost my mind remembering Death and then remembered Goldi and the bears were also adversaries. Such a banger movie.
The second STRONGEST videogame podcast!!!!!!!
Genuinely wholesome how much these two love each other, memes aside.
The spirit of the LFAB game of the year showdown lives on, incredible.
LFAB 😭 where are they? 😭😭😭😭
@@adoniscreed4031Bryan unfortunately didn't want to continue the podcast anymore :( I pray for a comeback in the future
@@nyarancia
That's a shame, I hope they went out on good terms at least.
@nyarancia oh man! That is heartbreaking 😭 I wish that they had done a more public announcement, not that I need to know personal reasons or anything but just wish I was told, been waiting for them every week... wish those guys all the best, they are such great people!
Woolie came firing on all cylinders during that Optifast vs Vermis segment
So glad that supereyepatchwolf is still helping out small channels like this
Goddamn.
Shots fired
the chemistry of this duo made the past 3 hours fly by. I can't wait for more
this pilot acts more as an origin story with woolies #1 pick, its so funny to see both of you completely agree with each other until the very last and most important moment. cant wait for this
Woolie talking to John about Barry Sanders has to be like John talking to his family about anime.
We mustve collectively gathered so many Prayer Points to manifest this gift. Praise be!
The greatest late Christmas gift anyone could have given us! A NEW PODCAST BABY!
Maximum good boy points for bringing us this podcast for both of you
I’ve never been more hyped for a podcast in my life
Can’t wait for the arc where y’all wrestle
Shirtless in the rain ofc
One thing I love about Woolie as a creator is he does not seem to be shy or scared about doing something new. The variety of content he has available is amazing.
Subscribed ❤️💪🏾
When John talked about him and Woolie in a hotel room at 3AM playing Marisa mirrors I wanted to see a discussion between them so badly. That they're doing an actual ongoing podcast is amazing and makes me so happy. These are 2 of my favorite internet dwellers and I just love hearing them banter.
This is the best, nothing compares to John making Woolie laugh and Woolie returning the laughs back to John ^^
Thank you guys for this end of the year treat : )
Their smiles are precious and they MUST be protected.
Alas, these two together cannot be protected from each other
Thank you for the timestamps.
The twist at the end of the countdowns was worth the price of admission. And I mean the last _part_ of the countdowns themselves, not anything afterward!
OH SNAP, THE TWISTS KEPT COMING! Woolie and John are playing for keeps on their very first bet! And for however rough or mentally tough John's side ends up, Woolie doesn't normally _engage_ with the genre of thing he's got! This is gonna' be WILD!
As someone who recently lost enough weight and went down to a medium shirt size, i can relate to how woolie felt about being a large
Tournament Arc ensues. Im locked in. Playing a mental saltybet before each 2 min match.
Amazing content. Compliments to the chefs.
"I'm a large 😄"
THE AUDIBLE AWW THAT LEFT MY MOUTH
I SO CALLED THISSSSSSS LETS GO ❤❤❤
😅 I actually said John would join Castle Super Beast but close enough 😅😂
I did not expect IMMEDIATE bargaining here. Love it. This is going into my podcast rotation instantly.
Hey I know these guys!
Anyway my top 10:
1. Adopting a kitten
2. Radio TV Solutions (Twitch collective)
3. Threads
4. Serving C*nt with Tommy Bones
5. Scented Candles
6. Big squishmellows
7. Barbie
8. Scooby doo socks
9. The Sims 4 Growing Together expansion pack
10. My local transit system releasing an app
Glad indie creators like Inoue are getting some recognition on such a mainstream platform as Versus Wolves. Maybe this will help him break out of the underground.
Woolie really caught him with that waking super after the sweep
This was a really great podcast but you should really consider including your lists in the description especially for lesser known things (everyone know where to find SF6 and BG3) just so we can look these things up and give their creators some love.
Fantastic debut! The chemistry between you two is just magical. But lets be honest here...
We were robbed of a Ren Narita v. Optifast 900 final.
"good to know experiences are on the table" lol John's gonna come back next month and tell Woolie to stick his nose in a mousetrap
I hate to admit it, but I’ve been desperately craving a good friend simulator podcast. Literally so hyped for this.
What a great recap of good shit over the year. Can't wait to get 225 calories of drink while watching slam dunk later
Never before have I hit subscribe so fast. What a wonderful Christmas present you've given us, Woolie and John.
lol same
i could listen to these guys forever
Yes! another 3 hour podcast. I might make it through the week with this much content.
Bruh the struggle is real
Love going back to this after learning more about Vermis.
Can't escape from crossing fate!
Woolies laugh can cure any hospital visit
100%. His joy is infectious.
2:30:03 - Woolie, after hearing why Wolf dislikes Hi-Fi Rush, leans over and whispers in his ear:
"Get good at rhythm, bitchhhhh"
Grateful for this, and for being in video format, and being so nicely edited. Adding in the visuals when possible really helps me and gives me a taste for the things i haven't experienced yet that i now want to.
Oh man telling john to hit up a local is such a fucking power move.
Inside of you are two wolves. They are both arguing with each other, surrounded by neon crucifixes. Do not listen to their lies about them being swords.
The idea of listing out top 10 Experiences rather than one specific thing is a concept that i really love, so i put one togethe (its a bit personal so wont be sharing here as they suggested) It does make it very funny seeing "holding a job for a year" next to "the level P-2 from Ultrakill"
It's kinda weird when you put it all together, even if it's not top 10 but just a list.
I have "finding my potential wife" next to "that chicken and rice the mom of my best friend's girlfriend made for us".
Honorable mention to "uninstalling League"
@@elviejodann6544 that last one should be ranked at number 1, lol
The crossover of a century that I desperately needed. Thank you, both of you
This is the greatest enemies to lovers arc ever
This the only podcast I've seen with a tournament arc and it had to be super eyepatch wolf to do it
I started drinking optifast as a replacement for fast food lunch at work and I’ve lost 10lbs! Woolie ain’t lying this thing’s a game-changer
Ngl as soon as I heard John and Woolie were doing a book club podcast I just naturally assumed it was a ploy to get Woolie to finish HxH
This was an absolute joy. I can't wait to watch these every month!
I never knew I needed this, but thank god I do
I'm really happy this exists! Loved you guys on the wooliewillfigureitout podcast so very excited to see more
Super fun listen! Appreciate you both for all y’all do, can’t wait to see what else comes!
Incredible pleeeease keep the roller coaster going, i love the chemistry!
Loved yalls convos during the wollie figures it out era, looking forward to this!
This is something I never knew I wanted but now that I have it I cannot live without it
Ren Narita taking up the one Pro Wrestling spot on John's list is fucking hilarious
Love you guys!!! Thanks for the great time I had watching this 😁
Looking forward for this dynamic duo's podcast future. Will they force each other to read homestuck?? Perhaps that would be too cruel, Maybe for a season finale or something.
Two people I can listen to talk about the stuff they love for hours? Sign me up!
So excited for more of this.
I freaking love this. Fantastic first podcast.
Thanks for all the recommendations, I'm only about 30 minutes in and I had to stop the show so I can watch one of those recs.
Episode 3 of TLOU is one of the best episodes of anything. I was genuinely floored. Its basically a short film for people who've played the game. 10/10
So pumped you guys are doing stuff with any regularity. Always a good time.
Love it! The wrestling discussions were freakin' great! Heheh
So happy to see you two doing stuff!
Ohhhh I’m so excited
Tears of the kingdom expanded what I thought videogames could do, and Baldurs Gate 3 still feels like black magic to me, but my GOTY was Armored Core by a good distance: everything in its presentation is top notch, the story is compelling af and truly deserves those three runs to get all endings and missions. As for the experiencie itself... thats where the gold is: I'm quite arcade oriented so I mostly skipped all the customization parts, made myself a balanced/fast build with a sword, a rifle and missiles and went for it. The first run FELT like a seinen manga, with a lot of hardships and grim struggle as I learned my ways on how to move and fight.
The NG+ was a shonen power fantasy as I made my wau thru hords of enemies. I complted it in one seating, about 6 hours long, and died only a few times in the final stages.
The NG++ felt challenging, specially on one of the newly unlocked missions, but the final stretch delivered in wrapping up the experience with a lovely ending as well as one particular stage where certain condition one dreams about the whole game thru finally take place. The whole thing took me about 40 hours in total, which is a huge win for me, stroke a truly perfect duration.
Gorgeous game, amazing gamefeel, it's already one of my favourite games ever, and one very dear to me.
Oh yaaa i am so here for this show! Need more routine podcast/shows that i can put on while traveling
I had a really lovely time watching this. I have had a very stressful period of pulling multiple all nighters with low health for uni. Listening to two people passionately discussing and hyping up art they love with such great rapport is genuinely great. The concept of talking about experiences that truly uplifted/inspired you throughout the year and your bonding over it is honestly a beautiful thing, thanks for sharing it. I hope you do something similar to this next year and I very much look forward to seeing how the "media homework" progresses. Sorry for the perhaps cringe overly sincere comment, in my defence I am very sleep deprived. Keep doing awesome stuff :))
Damn, not only do we get this amazing new podcast but also potentially more content on each individuals channel due to these media dares. Like a video documenting Johns foray into the local FGC or a lets play of Fear and Loathing with Woolie. Great stuff all around. I love the energy and concept.
Super excited for this, you guys have both opened me up to cool stuff! 🎉❤❤
They are having so much fun, it's great
Knowing that both John and Woolie have watched and liked Gunbuster makes me happy.
Thank you for the gift!!
YOOOOOOO I cant even begin to tell you how hyped I am to see this in my feed right now.😭
great listen!!!
it is incredibly cute how much fun youre both having and how much you like eachother.
How the fuck is the already my favorite podcast after only 1 episode. I love both podcasts you guys do and never want you to stop them, but the chemistry and comedy in this episode was gut busting. Can not wait for more.
Awesome first episode!!! I can't wait for more!
I'm writing a Souls-like webcomic. But that idea is just next level, it's the kinda stuff I'll forever think like, damn I wish I had come up with it!
I really needed a new podcast, not even joking. So glad you guys are doing this.
I just came from Wolf's favorite things video so I get to hear the entire script of that video all over again immediately! If it sounds like I'm laughing at you, I absolutely am!