hey i composed a song for you it goes like this You got wooshed You got wooshed, my good sir. It's a joke, Oh very satire. And you completely missed it.
...This is about as possible as... ... No, it's legit impossible. I have many ideas in mind for a BALANCED Hard mode. I don't have JSaB. I'm a sad boi.
Yah this is pretty unbalanced. I wasn't really trying to make a fun or even playable mod. This was really to test my modding skills and see what I can do. But I'm going to try to make a more balanced hard mode with the lycanthropy mod I doing after my winter break.
how to destroy other countries: 1. acquire a treadmill 2. use the treadmill 3. increase the treadmill speed every minute 4. keep running until you can run faster than the speed of sound/light 5. make a portal to just shapes and beats 6. distract all the pink enemies and make them follow you 7. go back to the portal 8. make sure the pink enemies are behind you 9. go runnin' really fast like a crazy person to other countries 10. the pink enemies will follow you and try to attack you but instead there attacking the ground 11. keep running until they destroy the country's land 12. try not to get killed when you are running 13. destroy any continent you want 14. since you can run faster than the speed of sound/light that means you can run on water so no need to worry about drowning 15. run to the pink enemies as fast as you can 16. since the friction is so great the enemies will be crushed to death 17. now there is only 1 country on earth EDIT:if this comments get 100 likes then there is another comment from me that will appear here
wrong here my method 1. buy a time machine and treadmill 2. put treadmill in time machine 3. run as faster speed of light 4. use time machine to open portal to JSaB 5. your time machine broke you stuck you die
This is named "Close to Me Super Duper Mega 99 Ultra Ultimate Hard Mode Which You Will Never S Rank." i need to get this mod and s++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ rank this
Adding a bunch of random unnecessary obstacles that cover the whole screen isn't what I would classify as a "hard mode". This reminds me of the impossible Mario Rom hacks and rage games where the whole point was to be overly difficult . It also just kinda destroys the point of JSAB because alot of the new obstacles don't even match up with the rhythm or fit with the music. They just kinda fly everywhere with no rhyme or reason.
Yah I can see why you think that, there wasn't really that much I could change about the actual attacks due to the way ctm is set up. The most I could do is changing the size and maybe the speed of stuff and that's boring. So I just threw stuff together and hoped it worked. I'll probably stay to the theme of the levels I mod next. Thanks for the criticism!
Close to me- hardcore mode : not *that* bad Close to me- hard mode: *Me, actually screaming at the sight of this absolute bullet hell fever dream of a level that I just witnessed*
Some random boi: I just beat annihalate s rank! You: try beating this Some random boi: OwO You: bill gates Some random boi: who’s dat? Also y u say dat You: shut the hell up You should be happy because I don’t like my own comment
Lycan and Cuda:"hhmmmmmmmmmmm *stares at cube* Lycan:"I has an idea" Cuda:* sigh * "Is this about Cube?" _Later....._ Close To Me:"wait-" *looks at attacks* "h o l ' u p"
Here's a hard mode that I think is fair: One spinner is faster. - Gear part has a moving border forcing you to approach the gear. - Saw part has twice as much saws and the tree lasers from New Game. - Claw part has borders forcing you to be under the saws until they fall. - Saw part 2 has faster friendliness pellets. (Flowey reference xD) - The end has super fast spinners you HAVE to dash through.
Remember Lycanthropy? This one is "If impossible and weird had a child" Also JSaB logic **gets touched slightly in the butt with a chainsaw** **becomes evil boi**
That's Close to me, barracuda, and annihilate, on steroids
•Hot_Cocoa• Lycrothapy sounds interesting.
No, the triangles is the thing that she/he touched. And the annihilate attacks are for the circle spikes.
And lycantrophy too
Indeed
All these projectiles are way too *CLOSE TO MEEEE.*
2:31 *EEEE*
(Hello undertale broda)
thats so good why does this not have more likes? lol
Beautiful pun my friend XD
xXGame ShadowXx :D
I remember you,I saw you in a comment section in another video a while ago
2:49 "have a peanut"
*some woman just yelling EEEEEEEEEEEE*
I really hate that you just did this to me.
I always felt like it said that’s what she said but idk
Saber pulse is a He
more than eeeeeeeeee
This needs to be a sh*tpost.
*now try to imagine cool friends in hard mode*
**plays "a cool friends" with no hit and no dash** I think this is what you mean... Also I broke 25 pcs, 45 monitors, 69 keyboards, 50 mouses.
How about...
Annihilate but Harder
Or everything at once.
oof
Well basically it is already on hard mode. It's literally sawblade hell.
TWICE THE SAWS
*_FURIOUSLY GRABS CONTROLLER_*
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THIS
I made this mod for older versions of JS&B so it won't work for new version, I am currently making a version for v1.1
Naty cup
You should draw hard mode sad square!
Oh hi Naty, I like your SpeedPaints
Iggames
Close to me but projectiles literally have no idea what personal space is.
Lol
Lel
Lil
It's imposible mode
My life
1:22 EXCUSE ME BARRACUDA,THIS IS NOT YOUR TIME TO SUMMON YOUR SNAKES
😂
Lol
ITS NOT EVEN UR BOSSFIGHT
1:33 Barracuda,this isn't the time to self destruct again
This episode of Close to Me is sponsored by Barracuda.
I agree
Yes
Ik cuz of the falling triangles
(And annihilate)
If boss battles were like this the number of broken controllers would skyrocket
I agree 1000%
keyboards and monitors too
its over.
No in my TOUHOU server
agreed
Try s ranking that.
Impossibru
Impossibrubrub where is 2.2
he already did
Meovvstic no he didn’t, he used a hack thats why he didn’t die
hey i composed a song for you
it goes like this
You got wooshed
You got wooshed, my good sir.
It's a joke, Oh very satire.
And you completely missed it.
2:33 When you play superhexagon but bloody and the map is small
Bro i thought super hexagon was dead but it is not! and i still play it
@@Vareckes how the hell can an offline game die??
@@ponponpatapon9670 when not many people play it
whoever made this mod...
*_CALM DOWN SATAN_*
Me:666 666 666 666 666 *draws circle star thing*
*nothing happens*
Me: awww demonic rituals never work :(
Satan: nah fam I'm just invisible
😇😀😇😀
my name
AND HOW THE HECK DID I BECOME THE 69TH LIKE
That's not hard mode
That's annihilation mode
Spoopy
And or "Yer screwed mode"
Lunatic mode
If this was how the REAL Close To Me was like, then we’re all screwed.
Kazio
I imagine the corrupted cube going
"stay close to me, i just dare you."
*You may not pass this point at this time.*
*you must have "reaction time 1000" before you enter this boss fight.*
Lol
Iooooooooooooooooooooooooool
JSAB Vs GD Ratings
JSAB: Hard
GD: Extreme Demon
ツPaperHeadBoi
Project Arrythmia: Yo am I a joke? My fannies made insane demon.
xXLRayXBayXxL so basically undertale is harder?
This:Death
xXLRayXBayXxL yes yes it is
JSAB is wrong,it should be..
EVERY HARD MODE MOD
Close To Me on steroids
On drugs
Well close, it's close to me on steroids AND cocaine
No put the video on 2x speed it's close to me but if sad boi had 10000 red bulls
OH NO AN ASTEROID!!!!
**mokey scream**
Yess
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't, either
Wut
Wtf?
oof
Oh now i get it
I understand you clearly my Good Sir lol.
I thought the original Close To Me was hard. But this yells...
YOU HAVE BEEN DESTROYED
WRONG SONG BOIIII
Well there's a mash up of this song and annihilate-
@@RRTSMPlayz Who cut you off? Are you dead? Were you shot? What happened?
@@SonicMaster519 am not dead-
OG Close to me: You can get a little closer
This: *TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE!*
...This is about as possible as...
...
No, it's legit impossible.
I have many ideas in mind for a BALANCED Hard mode. I don't have JSaB. I'm a sad boi.
I actually thought this was Morgan Lemons for a second
no its possible as mortal kombat
You can actually download it free bro
Lemonhead 15 its on sale
Yah this is pretty unbalanced. I wasn't really trying to make a fun or even playable mod. This was really to test my modding skills and see what I can do. But I'm going to try to make a more balanced hard mode with the lycanthropy mod I doing after my winter break.
This is how many times the song said close to me
I
I
V
\/*
UwU
1 billion times mai gai
just do the letter v
⬇️
Jevil: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Me: then beat this level in JSAB
Jevil: I can almost do anything
No dash no hit
@@birb_2557 then its impossible
Congrats you just made bullet hell
But why is the grabby thing the same
I can't read bullet hell without thinking Terraria Calamity sorry
@@dogedark1255 no u
@@dogedark1255 no u; part 2
Ok ok ok
Wacths doki doki
nope there are doritos falling from the top on the second part
how to destroy other countries:
1. acquire a treadmill
2. use the treadmill
3. increase the treadmill speed every minute
4. keep running until you can run faster than the speed of sound/light
5. make a portal to just shapes and beats
6. distract all the pink enemies and make them follow you
7. go back to the portal
8. make sure the pink enemies are behind you
9. go runnin' really fast like a crazy person to other countries
10. the pink enemies will follow you and try to attack you but instead there attacking the ground
11. keep running until they destroy the country's land
12. try not to get killed when you are running
13. destroy any continent you want
14. since you can run faster than the speed of sound/light that means you can run on water so no need to worry about drowning
15. run to the pink enemies as fast as you can
16. since the friction is so great the enemies will be crushed to death
17. now there is only 1 country on earth
EDIT:if this comments get 100 likes then there is another comment from me that will appear here
Or none left
Goodbye, Korea
XD ...
I opening the portal
wrong here my method
1. buy a time machine and treadmill
2. put treadmill in time machine
3. run as faster speed of light
4. use time machine to open portal to JSaB
5. your time machine broke you stuck you die
For number 4, that's how Saitama (from one punch man) got his REALLY FAST speed xD
Jsab 2. Sad boi is corupted again and is the main vilan. You go on a quest to stop him and this is the final boss.
And then annihilate comes
That’d be an amazing sequel. I would pay for that!
I picked a random comment out of any CZcams video and you were picked. Mission Accomplished?
Electron86 ... great idea
I want to be a game creator so maybe I’m going to use this idea
Electron86
That's just ridiculous.
Merg: I CAN BEAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING HIT
*this level gets uploaded*
Me: CAN YOU BEAT THIS HAHAHA >:)
Merg: yes I no hit crazy hard stuff
Me: ;-;
Merg: *dies 400,000 Times*
3:13 When you saw snakes and you follow them
This is named "Close to Me Super Duper Mega 99 Ultra Ultimate Hard Mode Which You Will Never S Rank."
i need to get this mod and s++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ rank this
More like silent close to me amirite fellow gd player
A name to make street fighter proud!
*beats 1st try on S* Me: Oh really?
@SuperCreeper2222 it's literally impossible to do without hacks
I swear to prick that made me choke on laughter
Well time to spend the rest of my years playing this until I get S rank.
That is......imposible.
Now it’s real xD
1:18 but that saw part is insane
Hard mode
custom made?!
More like Demon mode or expert!
Ps: loved it so cool to include all different attacks in game
close to me level but the attacks don't know what "keep your hands to yourself" means
not hard mode
*ITS IMPOSSIBLE MODE*
No, its *A* *N* *N* *I* *H* *I* *L* *A* *T* *I* *O* *N* *M* *O* *D* *E*
Its extreme mode
Its not a weeb
*ITS A MORONIC WEEB*
RIGHT
@@DirpyMaster05DA Ok
* I N S A N E M O D E. A C T I V A T E D*
square: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELPP
YOU. HAVE. BEEN.
DES- (enters) I’m about to end this man’s whole career
I’m playing the easy game of jsb not touhou LOL
+
What the hell
I DARE YOU TO BEAT IT WITH THE MOUSE GUYS
got hit around 10 time. nice
died around 1:38 i suck
Guys let your pet mouse play it it can s rank it
i can but not S rank
*IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!*
This is not hard mode
*ITS FRIKIN INSANE MODE!!!*
those round pink stuff at the start was actually Cube's *tears* ...
A wild Sadboi Dreamurr has appeared
Edit:whoa 10 likes thank you guys
TheAmazing Calf asriel dreemurr is not hard
UnderShapesAndBeats
Oh great, Sad Boi and Goat Boiii have teamed up.
CAN YOU BEAT THEM?
Maybe that Sadboi took flowerys heart
Edit: wait flowery is souless... Asriels heart
This will probably be the music closer to me closer closer to me
Adding a bunch of random unnecessary obstacles that cover the whole screen isn't what I would classify as a "hard mode". This reminds me of the impossible Mario Rom hacks and rage games where the whole point was to be overly difficult . It also just kinda destroys the point of JSAB because alot of the new obstacles don't even match up with the rhythm or fit with the music. They just kinda fly everywhere with no rhyme or reason.
Yah I can see why you think that, there wasn't really that much I could change about the actual attacks due to the way ctm is set up. The most I could do is changing the size and maybe the speed of stuff and that's boring. So I just threw stuff together and hoped it worked. I'll probably stay to the theme of the levels I mod next. Thanks for the criticism!
R/Whoosh
doesnt matter honestly but k sure
Anyone else notice the attacks kind of force you to be close to the attacker? Following the lyrics and name of the song, “close to me”
that was the same in regular close to me
Although u killed my favorite level in JSAB, i still like your attempt on making it a class 10 boss level. good job man, you deserve it 👍
Hey, this is not hard mode, this is insane mode,
BREAKING NEWS: NUMBER OF BROKEN CONTROLLER SKYROCKETS TO 100%
Xddddd
Keyboards too
@@Kid_Cat64 But what if you were playing this JSaB mod on a laptop? You would break the entire laptop lol
This is what it feels like when I played it for the first time
That's Chaos mode right there XD
Now do Long Live the New Fresh
no, Final Boss and the original remix of annihilate
Oh hey healion hee hee
(Its bloodhorn/God of procrastination from the jsab amino. I've deleted my account and uninstalled amino though.)
2:31 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
more like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3
Lololeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hamsandwihc 1231 *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
THE THREE SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Boss: CLOSE TO MEEHHHHH
Me: im one step closer to death ;-;
Hardcore: allow me to introduce myself (again)
And I thought normally it was difficult
Close to me, more like *ur scruwed*
Close to m-DEATH Lol
@@psykpathfficial6321 LOL
me am scruwed
Toxic.......i an u but ver. 2
Sweet Jesus this sucks
This just made one of the hardest levels in JSAB harder.
Close to me- hardcore mode : not *that* bad
Close to me- hard mode: *Me, actually screaming at the sight of this absolute bullet hell fever dream of a level that I just witnessed*
you need to be a pro to beat this in 20 HP
i did this with my mouse and did it in 4 hits less than 6
You need 99999 iq to play this
2:18 did it just say close to mommy? Am I the only one who noticed?
Nope. I just hear "close to me"
Shock Bolter dammit now im hearing that because of you ;n;
I like how everyone is freaking out at the difficulty of this and im just like
touhou
Nice! It's actually really good!
you exceeded, and not just a little bit, some parts dont sync or look good
Agreed, cluttered and messy
So hard verry hard
This looks insane!
"Lycan...th *i s a i n ' t t h e s h r o o m s . . . . "*
Hey its easier than touhou right,?
Penta Anims r u srs
Well, I guess people who are masters at both JSaB and Touhou simultaneously could possibly S-Rank this entire mod.
Google: Did you mean "Touhou Lunatic Mode"?
Person: okay, how should we make Close To Me harder?
Laptic: I KNOW!!!
*SLAMS KEYBOARD OVER AND OVER*
2:51 "Have a peanut!"
*Literally doritos everywhere*
Imposible
Some random boi: I just beat annihalate s rank!
You: try beating this
Some random boi: OwO
You: bill gates
Some random boi: who’s dat? Also y u say dat
You: shut the hell up
You should be happy because I don’t like my own comment
this is LITERALLY what sans meant by "should be burning in hEcK."
small boi: WHY IS IT RAINING TRAINGLES
Cube guy: barfs and faints because of his pink diesase
Very unballenced and visually unappealing
You're a monster for making this
Holy balls I would love to see someone play this legit
Laptic: *gets hit before the fight even starts*
Me, who gets killed before the song even starts: am i a joke to you?
Nobody:
Literally Nobody in the Universe:
Merg: Time for a No Hit.
Game: Let's Go
Cyan, a smol square: I don't wanna
When Sadboi eats too much doritos
I laughed way too hard at the random explosion of barracuda snakes from the sawblade attack
Now that we have the level, we just need everything to be a one hit kill. Good luck my man.
Merg : *No fear*
Video : exists
Merg : *1 fear*
Random peep:why is cube take so long to get infect?
Me:cube's a caretaker, what do you expect?
This vid was cool I wanna call you master of this game
Those saws in close to me are literally insane
Boss: CLOSE TO MEEEEEEEEE
Me: *extremely grabs controler* i'm one spet closer to death ;-;
Lycan and Cuda:"hhmmmmmmmmmmm *stares at cube*
Lycan:"I has an idea"
Cuda:* sigh * "Is this about Cube?"
_Later....._
Close To Me:"wait-" *looks at attacks* "h o l ' u p"
all i hear is someone screaming close to me (lenny)
Lol It's Truely Impossible, But That Was Fun ! Greatjob !
Because Hardcore now exists, I'm calling this Insanecore Close to Me.
Here's a hard mode that I think is fair: One spinner is faster. - Gear part has a moving border forcing you to approach the gear. - Saw part has twice as much saws and the tree lasers from New Game. - Claw part has borders forcing you to be under the saws until they fall. - Saw part 2 has faster friendliness pellets. (Flowey reference xD) - The end has super fast spinners you HAVE to dash through.
Remember Lycanthropy?
This one is
"If impossible and weird had a child"
Also JSaB logic
**gets touched slightly in the butt with a chainsaw**
**becomes evil boi**
How it looks like in your brain when you finish final exam in your lifetime and teacher is still teaching you useless things
Finnaly a man agrees with me that hardcore is about the same as the original levels
Me: bluey why you die
Blues Friend: AAAA WELL HELLO THERE!!!!!!
VIDEO CHAT TIME!!!
That's the art of keyboard yeeting
The saw attack was INSANELY CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
player: yes, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here
Corrupt Big Cube: You Had Been Destroyed
Cyan: Invincible
Projectiles: *Why care?*