Brewstew - First Time Wasted
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- čas přidán 22. 12. 2021
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My drunk finishing move is the same except instead of puking on the floor I puke in my bed and piss myself
Ay
Yo same
I like to pretend my cat is an alcoholic due to how old and senile she is, her brain isn't really there anymore.
Im Eating cereal while I look at this comment
You know after seeing this puking on the floor isn’t all that bad
It's official: From now on, every one of Tyler's uploads will have a new Uncle Rick joke. I can't wait to see the next one!
oh sure what's next tyler's top 10 best christmas presents
Don’t forget the vomit joke
In a month from now 🥰
😂😂😂
Yes
you know you have a perfect sense of comedy when you turn a very serious warning into a “your uncle rick” joke.
I lose it every time I see the Milwaukee's Best Ice Beer part.
“We’re not fucking animals”.😂😂😂
Well I guess I’m a animal XD
"This ain't no Jose Cuervo" "This some Jose Hell the fuck no" I'm dieing
This is THE most relatable channel on youtube! I am 33 and born/raised in Ohio, I can relate to so many of these. We look forward to new videos. My 7 yr old has even learned a few new words thanks to Brew Stew. Grandmas toilet and guard dog are by far the best. Keep it up!
Did he learn Dolphin Dick?
guard dog?
@@ThatMarioFanboi Bruh
Same here! I'm 31 and grew up in Ohio. One of the most retarded states out of the Midwest lol
Very relatable! Also from Ohio, Stark County
I watched every one of his videos. He’s one of my favorite story tellers
Same
1:46cis the best part since i know spanish "grassy-ass"😂😂
I like how a brewstew universe is slowly forming with each episode having references from one another. The B- he got from his shitty woodwork teacher is a prime example
He also told his Uncle Rick in one of his oldest videos about the Famicom, where he said that he was quite glad his brother died in Vietnam war.
He also mentioned "circus shit" which was said in the one about his dad's cheap car hahaha
the BCU (brewstew cinematic universe)
goddamit I was going to make that comment, then looked down to see if somebody else made that comment, and you made that comment first.
@@shekkieand in another episode, he referenced his uncle shitting himself to get out of going to veitnam
It feels like Christmas morning seeing the notifications from brewstew
Yes
Spunky pigeons be like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Serch iit uup
Definitely 😆
How to make a survival of the of the better updates of youtube and return when you have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a get a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a survival of the doctors!!!!!!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😨
4:18 had me gasping for air 🤣😂😹
0:22 Amber Heard in a nutshell ☠️
Brewster NEVER fails to make laugh my ass off. He make me laugh more than Adiktheone.
@Egg Keg Films they’re fine but the only thing missing is a Michael
@Egg Keg Films well keep making your videos because the hide and seek one was pretty good
spicy piss
Not much else to do in the Midwest besides drink, especially in Wisconsin
Yeah
Hell yeah hoo ray for the broing mid west
They’re called the Milwaukee Brewers for a reason, right?
@@811brian you have no idea... 🤣
And Go Packers
When I saw my drunk self for the 1st time I was just laughing in the mirror.
I saw my drunk ass for the first time and boy it did not end well after that
I don't drink anymore for many reasons but I remember looking at myself one time drunk and just seeing the main character from Disco Elysium if you have him shave and successfully stop him from making "the expression". It was sad. I remember when I did that in the game and immediately thought "oh God the smile was just there to hide the pain. Please let me go back to the goofy grin"
@@WolfRoseQUEEN you got Tell what happened.
@@thiccmcmustard Well it started with brutal honesty about my self then ended with me punching the mirror
@@thiccmcmustard to cut it short
I would have loved to see this in person, it sounds more entertaining than most modern tv shows
A new Brewstew video is a great way to start off Christmas. I hope you have an awesome Christmas this year!
I love how the TV in their living room is always facing the wrong way. That's the best part
Its not though, its in the correct direction each time. Look at the antenna for further proof, when you see the wreslemania game, the shorter antenna is on the right. Now look at any of the pictures of the back, the shorter one is now on the left. Also, most of these classic tvs had the same design on the front and the back
@Egg Keg Films what? Go back to school amd pay attention in english class this time
@@alexnewell9631 english isn't everyone's first language believe it or not
@@treefiddytwoo i am aware of this, but ive seen blind people type out better sentences than that
@@alexnewell9631 he’s drunk
this guy always makes me burst out no matter whatever happens lmao
2:41 po been drinking
The fact that you compare everything to stone cold is weirdly amazing
everything can be compared to stone cold steve austin
@Egg Keg Films they were pretty good actually, just watched a few of them, maybe speak a little louder bit more enthusiasm and you should start raking in some views decently quick
It's all fun and games till BrewStew uploads a story
Then it's a riot.
Or it still is, just with more entertainment.
why does he start his videos with alright?
@@jak3ywhoelse idk
@@jak3ywhoelse He made a video a while back on this, He had a teacher that started every class with "alright", So he started doin that as a way to reference him.
“It’s pretty much all we got to do in the Midwest” as a guy from Iowa I totally agree
I resonated when grassy ass was spoken 😂
Never thought I'd enjoy watching somebody talk about their 1st time getting drunk, thank you brewstew and happy holidays!
edit: Holy hell! 160 likes? I should become a Reddit user! Oh wait.. I forgot, I actually have a life.z
edit #2: Yay! Brewstew reaches 2 million! I remember back in the day when he only had 300-400k lol
@@antiita1977 do you have some drugs?
@@Metro0_0 the fuck?
Thank you! I hate when people are like “OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES I NEEDED VIRTUAL ATTENTION FROM STRANGERS!”
@@Guitarfollower22 Lol
@@Metro0_0 My mexican plug has some cannigars
I love this channel so much. Helped get me through some hard times.
ok
Enjoy your happy days man and I hope the rest of your life is happy
yes
Yeah like the wall street crash
Honestly sometimes when I'm in a down place I just go back and watch them all
Makes you smell like divorce. A message for the children of the world
Beer before liquor, never been sicker... liquor before beer, you're in the clear...
I am almost 50 and I still learn important life lessons from these guys.
Well considering that I've looked at your video I can confirm you are 50 now.
@@chilldedede legal name for their profile. Of course their 50
@@shortsandwich5573and of course you’re a teenager. You used the wrong they, it would be they’re.
@@foygoon9774 ah yes “legal name for they are profile” my bad
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My name is Chester, and I just wanted to say that I appreciate everything you do, and love listening to you. I relate to your stories alot, and just overall love your storytelling and shitty animation lol. Thanks for coming out with a new video on my birthday!
Happy birthday dude!
@@brewstew whens your birthday
@@clayel1 April 6th
@Clayel it's sometime in September. He's made a few videos about it
@Egg Keg Films i think you need to develop an original style
My 21st birthday was when I was in the Marines and I also got blackout drunk in the barracks. Still every now and then after all these years I hear something new and crazy what I did to add to the puzzle of what happened that night. Kind of solving your own crime haha.
4:42 I was eating cereal and just accidentally spat it all out
0:51
"What do you want from the shops?"
"A Cornetto"
You got red on you
@@brewstew take the car
Go to mum's
Kill Phillip (sorry)
Go to Liz's
Get to the Winchester
Have a nice, cold pint
And wait for all of this to blow over
*You know it's a good day when Brewstew uploads*
Factual statement
Facts bro
Bot
Goodnight for me
Your story about playing a video game while drunker than a skunk reminded me of the time I had an outpatient procedure done and came home and played Contra with my brother from beginning to end. Due to being out cold for this procedure, I have no recollection of doing this. My brother told me I staggered down the basement stairs to his room and he asked me if I wanted to play Contra. So we did. I'm lucky I didn't fall down the stairs. Lol
Blackout stories are always the best thanks Brewstew!
I wait a month for each upload for a shitty animation but this guy is so funny I can’t get enough. He better never quit.
Yeah
Only one video a month! Holy crap there needs to be so much more!
@@SloppySecondz it takes a while to create animation's, write the script, etc, etc. most animators have a select schedule they follow so videos don't mix together or ideas aren't reused, or their schedule is based off their real life all depends, sorry for the lecture lol just figured id pass it on
It still blows my mind that Americans wait until 21 to start drinking when most Scottish folk get experimental black out drunk when they’re 15.
Nah we just dont listen to the laws here. They dont even exist as long as u dont get caught cause its a retarded law anyway
In germany with 13
Same in England
Aussie here. Yeah I was 15 and had to go the hospital haha
I live in the UK and I'm now 14 i first blacked out at 12
I needed that laugh. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a long time. 😂 thank you
The fact that Michael's dad is the second highest alcohol tolerance is amazing
5:31 he said he got a B- on the table because his woodshop teacher only gave out B-'s
Oh yeah
Brewstew, I've recently had to undergo ACL surgery and the recovery has been extremely difficult but your videos give me a reason to smile. Thank you.
This PBR slander will not stand
If drunk stories were a country this one would be their King.
“Aww it tastes like spicy plss”
Me: How do you know what plss tastes like 😂
2:48
1:48 this had me dead😂
" Alright " kills me every time
Reminds me of my first time getting wasted, just moved into my first apartment and my roommates and I bought liquor to celebrate. I got whiskey and drank it straight, no clue how many drinks I had but all I remember was leaning against the wall while listening to Frank Sinatra’s My Way. I woke up in the dark while wondering why the hell is my bed was so prickly, turns out I had passed out in the hallway closet where we put the cleaning supplies. Later my roommates told me that they had heard me snoring from the closet and for a moment they thought a homeless guy had snuck in and passed out in the closet, just me.
Love this, so glad my dad introduced this channel to me, definitely helped this year
Yeah, once you watch one of his vids you can never stop watching...
The pool drunk chart was absolutely spot on 😂
The part where your teacher said "gracias" as "grassy ass" is funny
Love your channel I’m addicted to the comedy 😂
You know it’s going to be a good day when brewstew drops a video
agreed love his stuff
Regardless of how our day was going earlier.
It’s gets better over time
@@tanjoy0205 Even though the world around us is just getting worse.
@Egg Keg Films you’re pretty underrated but you gotta switch the background music tbh. Feels too much like brewstew you gotta be your own creator.
Brewstew uploading? Man, best Christmas present a person could get!
Bad news a clout chaser stole ur comment
XD “that’s grate aunt carol can you pass the mashed potatoes please “
8 shots of Southern comfort never again
"This isn't my puke, this doesn't feel like my puke..."
-Lindsay Loehan circa. 2007
This just made my First day of Christmas break better thank you brewstew
Same
Dude same 😂😂😂
Same
Same
Same x4
Reminds me of when I was in Europe over spring break and learning to drink off of rum and whisky despite never before having a drink in my life. Those where fun times
New year drinking 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
I grew up in indianapolis. Once again very similar lives coming up. I'm just glad you explained what Euchre was to the world. I went to basic training Back in 12 not 1 of the 90 people in my battalion had ever even heard of Euchre. Good story.
1:41 I DIED!!! 🤣🤣🤣
the joy of loving joy is that the wonder steels and never returns
😂😂 had to pause the video like 7 times because I couldn't stop laughing
Ah, finally! Some good wholesome funny content to distract me from the bullshit of the world!
Missed you Brewstew… keep em coming!
Wholesome may be stretching it a bit lol
I'm from Michigan getting blackout drunk while playing Eucher is a holiday tradition.
MICHIGAN STAND UP
5:29 I just realized that this is a callback to the woodshop video! Lmao that’s a good one B-
This is my favorite cartoon you have made to date.
Holy crap that was funny! My first time getting wasted wasn't quite so epic but still memorable. My brother had just come home from college and left a handle of rum in his mini fridge. I snuck into his room and drank about a quarter of the bottle and went back to my room to play games on my computer. Once I had a buzz going on I was absolutely kicking ass at this online shooter, I went 54 and 0 and eventually got kicked off the server because they thought I was cheating. I went back down to his room to take some more shots and found a bottle of hair dye in his bathroom. Last thing I remember was puking all over his bathroom and then when I woke up my hair was blue and my brother was pissed off at me.
Its always great when brewstew uploads
Love u brew im in tears everytime. U light up my depressed ass
These are so good keep up the amazing job you rock 😎👍
I only drank alcohol once before my brother left for university. Our farewell drinks was cola mixed with Captain Morgan's dark rum. Considering I was having alcohol for the first time as an autistic 20 year old, I commented on it being bitter in taste.
My brother on the other hand, when he did get to university, he got wasted on day one and then another day he had at uni, when he called us on an online meeting, he kept a bucket beside him and mentioned that he was still drunk from a party he had with his roommates and mentioned that he already barfed in his longass Yamcha hair.
1:15 my dad drinks that. Brings back good memories looking at it
May God bless you guys and your families with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain or anything I pray that for you guys!..
I actually cried. Literally cried, laughing at this video lmao
Directly from the Midwest: the euchre joke made my night.
One of the few card games you can travel and play with people just by saying its name. Remember playing it with people who didn't speak English but knew how to play. Some Americans joined and and added some rules that no-one else heard of and it didn't work out. They had to stick to playing with themselves. It was an international event and we had Germans, Hungarians, Manx, Canadians and Americans together in our group.
Everyone's day gets better when Brewstew uploads!
Yes
The newspaper over the puke puddle brings back memories...
The first and only time I got drunk, I ended up sitting on my kitchen floor wathcing Fantastic 4 on Cartoon Network, then all I remember is waking up at 10pm with a splitting headache.
Please make more videos! Honestly these videos are the only thing that keep me going on a daily basis, I hardly watch anything else on youtube. I can relate to almost everyone. The content is amazing!
My first time drunk was on my 21st birthday, my cousins took me to a karaoke bar. They somehow managed to convince me that because alcohol costs money that if any went to waist it was alcohol abuse. So I drank every thing they put in front of me. This included downing a Long Island ice tea in no time flat, and several weird green shots that tasted like mouth wash. By the end of the night they could tell I was getting to my limit so one of them brings in this super greasy cheese bread from the pizza place next door and tells me I need to eat something so I could continue. I tried to say no cause I was like “I’m full, if I eat or drink literally anything else I’ll be sick” but they wouldn’t have it. I took two bites, got up to go the the restroom, and proceeded to collapse on the floor as my legs gave out under me and projectile vomited all over the place as my cousins dragged me out of there to wait for my dad to come get me.
The next day they filled in the blanks over the phone. I woke up half naked in my kitchen restroom on the floor. I have most definitely limited my alcohol consumption after that because I wanted to make sure that never happened again. I stick to wine for the most part now, usually just a glass or two and I’m done… sometimes the whole bottle if I know I’m alone with nothing else to do and a shitty movie to watch.
You had me the whole time, but what really grabbed me was the words “kitchen restroom” put together. Does that mean you have a small sectioned off toilet right next to your kitchen or something? I’m beating myself up over this lmao
Lolggffgggyhhhh6yhhhhj6u6y
On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.
Love you Brewstew!
It’s a Christmas miracle! I love when Brewstew posts 😁
2:58 Your videos make me giggle every time but I couldn’t breath after that one😂
I miss euchre so much. This was so fricking funny. People getting hurt and messed up, when told properly, is the funniest thing of all time.
This one made me cry.
Merry Christmas Brewstew, you’re the GOAT of CZcams cartoon uploads, and keep up the great work man I love anytime you upload it makes my day a million times better!
I always wondered why my hands would be covered in puke the morning after I was drinking...now I know its cuz you play patty cake with it the night before
Heck ya
You right
Lol
Got me at “Jose hell the fuck no”😂😂😂
one of my favorite stories LOL
It hit me today why I love your channel so much. Your way of telling stories is the equivalent of the narrator in “A Christmas Story.” Your stories are OUR stories of the “Nickelodeon” generation. Thank you sir, a 35-year-old dad/nerd in Tennessee that’s thankful for your convent. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
It’s a great day when Brewstew uploads
Agree
I was laughing so much I almost choked
*THATS* how you say that card game name!!
Thanks, learned something and got a chuckle
These drunk stories are far to familiar to when I was growing up haha 😄
3:46 Wait, hold it, excuse me, but WWF No Mercy is the greatest wrestling game of all time!
So does wrestlemania 2000 and SVR 2006 and here comes the pain
Only 1 minuet and 30 seconds in and there have been many many jokes that are truly funny 😄
I Died Laughing when you stuck Your hand in the Pile of Throw up and it make things better When that Face on Your Character is Hilarious