Hammond, Clarkson and May Eating Compilation

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 10. 07. 2020
  • not very interesting and the please don't slew me for that outro its random
    Send your video ideas: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 369

  • @ViktorBlaskov
    @ViktorBlaskov Před 3 lety +1690

    I don't care what you write after their names, I will watch literally anything.

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 Před 3 lety +65

      "Clarkson, May, and Hammond, Threesome Scandal Leaked Video!"

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 Před 3 lety +25

      or worse
      "Clarkson, May, and Hammond, Threesome Scandal Leaked Video in 4K!"

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 3 lety +1

      same

    • @IceeFish
      @IceeFish Před 3 lety +32

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 you make it sound like that's a bad video, but I can assure you, more people than you'd think look forward to watching that

    • @lazarnedeljkovic5615
      @lazarnedeljkovic5615 Před 3 lety +2

      just like jeremy will eat anything

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 Před 3 lety +765

    "Mmm, brown food, brown drink" I lost it at that

    • @lukum55
      @lukum55 Před 3 lety +51

      Calories

    • @TheGraveyarder
      @TheGraveyarder Před 3 lety +23

      it also comes out brown as well haha

    • @hutch5991
      @hutch5991 Před 3 lety +27

      Ngl those sausages looked really good

    • @Shinx990
      @Shinx990 Před 3 lety +18

      I love that whole desperation from the two of them. Especially Jeremy being asked questions and he answers with "I don't know, I've got a tube up my arse."

    • @Justinized98
      @Justinized98 Před 2 lety +2

      They’ve once eaten beaver in Tierra del Fuego

  • @jakobkindl8704
    @jakobkindl8704 Před 3 lety +1824

    1970: In 2020, we‘ll have flying cars
    2020 actually: Watching 3 old blokes eating rubbish

    • @fazza2104
      @fazza2104 Před 3 lety +6

      Funny

    • @crabsy6452
      @crabsy6452 Před 3 lety +2

      Jakob Kindl thats what top gear was

    • @keinenamenidee602
      @keinenamenidee602 Před 3 lety +6

      And one bloke tumbling down a Swiss Mountain

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 Před 3 lety +6

      @@keinenamenidee602 and one bloke discovering the true source of the Nile.

    • @Count_Gustav
      @Count_Gustav Před 3 lety +4

      The only rubbish in the video is McDonald

  • @JBTheMighty
    @JBTheMighty Před 3 lety +2618

    I love how Clarkson will eat anything.

  • @DarthCoco
    @DarthCoco Před 3 lety +508

    0:56 James's manly words are starting to make Hammond uncomfortable

  • @dgafbakar
    @dgafbakar Před 3 lety +401

    Jeremy eating that cabbage is the most terrifyingly haunting thing i have ever seen

    • @l.plantagenet2539
      @l.plantagenet2539 Před 3 lety +48

      It's probably the healthiest thing he's ever eaten.

    • @komkwam
      @komkwam Před 2 lety +9

      @@l.plantagenet2539 And now he is running a farm. With a store with veggies as well.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 Před 2 lety +2

      @@komkwam it's a nightmare

    • @megopteryx
      @megopteryx Před 2 lety +3

      The crunch as he takes the last bite is ear shattering

    • @MikeRiderOOO
      @MikeRiderOOO Před 2 lety +1

      “Well we have eaten, shall we go?”

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 Před 2 lety +139

    0:57 really cracks me up whenever James does that to Hammond

    • @elis7393
      @elis7393 Před 2 lety +24

      He looks scared hhahahaa

    • @LunringNassar
      @LunringNassar Před rokem +3

      I dont get it, why does hammond feel threatened tho?

    • @wraithyu5537
      @wraithyu5537 Před rokem +1

      Which episode is this?

    • @gavcom4060
      @gavcom4060 Před rokem +11

      @@LunringNassar I don’t think he feels threatened, it’s just the growing “sexual” tension James is creating by saying things like that

    • @sonyviva308
      @sonyviva308 Před rokem +4

      @@LunringNassar he's a married man

  • @StxnceUK
    @StxnceUK Před 3 lety +606

    Clarkson, Hammond and may : Literally just eating
    64 thousand people : *Interesting*

  • @jspaceemperor420
    @jspaceemperor420 Před 3 lety +447

    When Jeremy bites his sandwich and it's only sausage

  • @pizzawonderer5024
    @pizzawonderer5024 Před 3 lety +47

    2:41"Or if this doesnt appeal, there is an alternative."
    *eats a piece of paper dipped in tea*

  • @jaytaylor629
    @jaytaylor629 Před 3 lety +217

    The more I get older, the more I realize that I am essentially all three of these guys.

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 Před 3 lety +31

      when I was a teen I thought I was Hammond's type. By the time I reached early 20, all I wanted to be was May. Now I'm 28 and realized I'm actually Clarkson.

    • @jaytaylor629
      @jaytaylor629 Před 3 lety +15

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 As of right now, I feel like I am most like James May right now because he's all pedantic and I am the same way, everything has to be all tidy and good quality things. Although I feel like a bit like Clarkson who just seems to be all goofy and immature, by immature I mean that in a good way lol

  • @mudgie0205
    @mudgie0205 Před 3 lety +135

    “I’m gonna have a CUstard creaaaam”

  • @deathbylust700
    @deathbylust700 Před 3 lety +49

    "lightly killed and put in a bag" - Jeremey Clarkson's take on convenient Japanese food

  • @CeroSect
    @CeroSect Před 3 lety +31

    Hammond and May: **Eating real food the best they can**
    Clarkson: *E A T S H O E*

  • @aleksihaapasaari
    @aleksihaapasaari Před 3 lety +55

    The sad fact is...
    I would watch this 1000times over than a single episode of the new top gear

  • @imablock16
    @imablock16 Před 3 lety +34

    1:39 Hammond eats McDonald's the way my niece and nephew do when I buy them food on the way home from school lol

  • @SpingotGoomer
    @SpingotGoomer Před 3 lety +26

    2:17 such a fun and cheery moment before... well, you know...

  • @Rh1nomar
    @Rh1nomar Před 3 lety +152

    This is the good type of mukbangs

  • @philofthesouth6019
    @philofthesouth6019 Před 3 lety +49

    We miss them so much we have resorted to watching them eat and it’s still better than new Top Gear😂

  • @huntersantana4645
    @huntersantana4645 Před 3 lety +47

    2:17 "Brown food, brown drincc"

    • @MooseChicken
      @MooseChicken Před 3 lety +1

      Old Neanderthal Bloke eats calories for the first time.

  • @demokratycznyautysta1563
    @demokratycznyautysta1563 Před 3 lety +115

    Why am I here? Why am I watching this? Wha... WHAT IS THIS?!?

  • @cameronmattingly8802
    @cameronmattingly8802 Před 3 lety +53

    When I saw the title I just wanted to see clarkson bite into a lettuce.

  • @norseguy275
    @norseguy275 Před 3 lety +84

    "Good news, Richard Hammond is eating rice" -Jerermy Clarkson, 2008

  • @grargknathe170
    @grargknathe170 Před 2 lety +28

    I love how Hammond looks like a kid who's been talked down to while he eats.

  • @Velocitycheck
    @Velocitycheck Před 3 lety +26

    “I’m gonna have a custard cream.” James may

  • @rooneye
    @rooneye Před 3 lety +23

    Can you imagine ANY other show with a series of compilations like this? Eating. Drinking etc? You just couldn't get that with other shows lol

  • @Skopokes
    @Skopokes Před 3 lety +34

    That sausage sandwich that Jeremy has looks absolutely amazing

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom Před 2 lety

      The sausages are what I think of whenever I have a poorly cooked sausage. When he took that bite none of the skin tried to hang on, it just went with the bite. And people say the British can't cook

    • @potatogamer4845
      @potatogamer4845 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gigaatom I don’t think they are in Britain.

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom Před 2 lety +1

      @@potatogamer4845 ah yeah I forgot it's just traditional British food truck food

  • @legocreator1998
    @legocreator1998 Před 3 lety +7

    2:17
    Brown food, BROWN Drink, Calories.

  • @gwg245
    @gwg245 Před 3 lety +22

    You know, I think I could see myself happy eating a head of cabbage like an apple

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat Před 3 lety +27

    0:24 great Monty Python crunchy frog reference.

  • @jonoleech7832
    @jonoleech7832 Před 3 lety +73

    I feel dirty for watching this. Like it’s some kind of fetish video

  • @unluckypatcher8423
    @unluckypatcher8423 Před 3 lety +17

    No ones gonna talk about the rice remix at the end,yall probably didnt watch till the end

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum Před 3 lety +10

    Jeremy eating an entire cabbage is at least half the world's perception of vegetarians and vegans.

  • @traviscarlson6718
    @traviscarlson6718 Před 3 lety +5

    also love How James and Jeremy Were like "MMMMMM BROWN FOOD BROWN DRINK MMM CALORIES" You can instantly tell They will never be Vegetarians🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LizaSixx
    @LizaSixx Před 8 měsíci +2

    Aww James sounded cute, when he said I've really enjoyed our day out together Richard.

  • @mathelok6850
    @mathelok6850 Před 2 lety +9

    0:57 I think Hammond would be scared more if he knew that James can use vaseline and tampoon properly

  • @jean-christophebriolin8989

    James asking for the mayonnaise while mumbling with his mouth full, gets me every time 😂

  • @manager6711
    @manager6711 Před 3 lety +12

    Fun fact: this was recommended

  • @iAmSippo
    @iAmSippo Před 3 lety +13

    Watching 3 englishmen eat while eating

  • @aimanazrie8944
    @aimanazrie8944 Před 3 lety +9

    I can understand why Richard won't eat weird things, but sometimes I wonder what does he eat on daily basis

    • @jebdunkins6796
      @jebdunkins6796 Před 3 lety +2

      He's not as unadventurous with food as was implied on top gear although I think he subsists primarily off gin and tonic

  • @Exgirlfrienification
    @Exgirlfrienification Před 3 lety +11

    I just watched 3 guys eating for 3 minutes... what am i doing with my life

  • @jakeeckert3423
    @jakeeckert3423 Před 3 lety +3

    I love that this exists

  • @cameronzielsdorf4423
    @cameronzielsdorf4423 Před 3 lety +4

    “My tongue is all wrapped up in intestine”
    -Jeremy clarkson

  • @tommoex
    @tommoex Před 3 lety +5

    I'm glad to see the vietnam and the Japan clips, definitely the first 2 clips I thought of.

  • @Lex24HD
    @Lex24HD Před 3 lety +2

    WHY IS IT SO SATISFYING??

  • @kospotin
    @kospotin Před 3 lety +9

    An Ad just before this video was a trailer of a game called Age of Apes

  • @somegoodfella
    @somegoodfella Před 3 lety +35

    Caption this: You are eating brown food in James May's Austin Princess, which's interior is brown and browner.

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 Před 3 lety +5

      And only word people will describe you will be: "Beige"

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella Před 3 lety

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 That'd be splendid to say the least!

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington Před 3 lety +1

      Brown Down Town with May

    • @somegoodfella
      @somegoodfella Před 3 lety +1

      @@lord_scrubington James May, James May, stealing off the rich! James May, James May buying brown burgers and chips!

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington Před 3 lety +1

      @@somegoodfella XD

  • @attackhelicopter3860
    @attackhelicopter3860 Před 3 lety +14

    I would rather watch this than the new top gear

  • @jonathanh5872
    @jonathanh5872 Před 3 lety +3

    I came for “brown food” and wholesome trio, I stayed for the last 3 seconds of the video...

  • @neologic8858
    @neologic8858 Před 3 lety +4

    Lol nice compilation

  • @rifttogo7108
    @rifttogo7108 Před 3 lety +1

    Currently watching this while eating

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 Před 3 lety +6

    So basically, Clarkson and May will eat anything as long as there's alcohol to drink

  • @olsmokey
    @olsmokey Před 3 lety +19

    2:17 funny that they've removed the labels from the coke bottles. Ahhh, the 'no advertising' Beeb.

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble Před 3 lety +1

      This would have been on Amazon as it was The Grand Tour

  • @reuben8140
    @reuben8140 Před 3 lety +3

    Mate the outro was great no need to apologise - simple gag and you knew to keep it short and as a closer :)

  • @fiveanddimekl
    @fiveanddimekl Před 3 lety

    Please keep on doing your car videos or whatever videos. Life is not the same without the 3 of you. I've been a fan from Top Gear days through The Grand Tour. Please don't stop.

  • @lukez5117
    @lukez5117 Před 3 lety +6

    I've just found my spaghetti bolognese in the fridge 🤠

  • @abdulazizaljarrah2681
    @abdulazizaljarrah2681 Před 3 lety +3

    1:27
    The way james eat like a 90 yrs woman

  • @0mn0m15
    @0mn0m15 Před 3 lety +12

    If there would be another cars movie, Disney should hire these three to voice act lol

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 Před 2 lety +3

      Jeremy was in the UK release of the first film as Harv

  • @traviscarlson6718
    @traviscarlson6718 Před 3 lety +2

    JAMES : I REALLY ENJOYED THIS DAY OUT TOGETHER HAMMOND ...ITS NOT VERY OFTEN I TAKE SOMEONE "OUT" TO DINNER
    RICHARD: STARES IN HORROR AND IN DISBELIEF ON WHAT HES HEARING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meandtheboys223
    @meandtheboys223 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how straight forward the title is, it should always be like this

  • @hollydaly6062
    @hollydaly6062 Před 3 lety +2

    That extra pinch of zest at the end was really something

  • @Ace-ps7yy
    @Ace-ps7yy Před 3 lety +2

    3:01 Caterpillar....goodbye caterpillar

  • @operatorpsyduck2035
    @operatorpsyduck2035 Před 3 lety +3

    Hmm
    Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen at the end, nice edit!

  • @CorruptedNazgul
    @CorruptedNazgul Před 3 lety

    Love the little rice rice baby at the end

  • @klooks1013
    @klooks1013 Před 3 lety +5

    2:43 there is an alternative
    Yes dress up in cyclist clothes and dip paper in a drink

  • @kacperbatory2995
    @kacperbatory2995 Před 3 lety +1

    Jeremy be glizzy gobelin

  • @freddyfrog70
    @freddyfrog70 Před 3 lety +4

    Wow , Clarkson is actually pretty adventurous with food

    • @skorpion3993
      @skorpion3993 Před 3 lety +3

      He’ll literally eat anything 😂

  • @K-Man123
    @K-Man123 Před 3 lety +5

    I’m hungry now

  • @Lumpofchicken
    @Lumpofchicken Před 3 lety +1

    Came for brown food brown drink, stayed for brown food brown drink

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 Před 3 lety +2

    "It's the Overlander GL" 😅

  • @pyroed7044
    @pyroed7044 Před 3 lety +3

    The thumbnail 😂

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone Před 2 lety

    this is strangely satisfying

  • @TheHardik112
    @TheHardik112 Před 3 lety +1

    “Is it a chair leg”

  • @Barot8
    @Barot8 Před 3 lety +1

    I would like the trio to do a sort of driving trip to some of the best restaurants and see if they enjoy them.

  • @earlobes5941
    @earlobes5941 Před 3 lety +2

    It's just so crazy it might work!

  • @robinholt5661
    @robinholt5661 Před 3 lety +1

    Tip for the future, make sue all clips carry the same volume!!

  • @l.plantagenet2539
    @l.plantagenet2539 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm with Richard though not quit as picky. Will eat seafood. Jeremy and James will eat anything put in front of them. That's why they're so fun to watch.

  • @Annabelle66633
    @Annabelle66633 Před rokem +1

    0:18 those baby crabs look delicious 😋🦀

  • @nyonas3908
    @nyonas3908 Před 3 lety +3

    When actually believe everything is cake 1:04

  • @archishmandeka
    @archishmandeka Před 2 lety

    I too like that...and i also like how hammond eats paper

  • @lewisneedham2168
    @lewisneedham2168 Před 3 lety +1

    Tonight: I find Peanuts, James eats a custard cream and Richard munches a piece of card

  • @deanromania6748
    @deanromania6748 Před 2 lety +1

    "Tonight:
    Two swans move their heads about;
    I eat a shoe
    And James says he's not fat
    *"I'm not fat""*

  • @13ishmaverick
    @13ishmaverick Před 2 lety +4

    At 0:17 where could i get those crab snacks they look very yummy and i would love to try them

  • @jasontanoko2181
    @jasontanoko2181 Před 3 lety +1

    1:39 Hammond in refueling mode

  • @lord_scrubington
    @lord_scrubington Před 3 lety

    What episode is the bit with the sausages and the blue food van from

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn Před 3 lety

    Next level thumbnail

  • @trevorphilips2947
    @trevorphilips2947 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how Hammond is a fussy eater but won't hesitate to eat a paper.

  • @kipperminge9543
    @kipperminge9543 Před 3 lety +2

    Sound guys must just love them eating out of foil and paper bags.😂

  • @randomprojectsusa5196
    @randomprojectsusa5196 Před 3 lety +3

    What episode is the first scene

  • @daneancilsolomon8201
    @daneancilsolomon8201 Před 3 lety +2

    Ice ice baby

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker Před 3 lety +3

    If we took the bones out, then it wouldn't be crunchy!

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Před 4 měsíci +1

    Well, more like Clarkson and May eating

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 Před 3 lety +6

    "Lightly killed and then put in a bag"

  • @newbornwiccan948
    @newbornwiccan948 Před 3 lety +1

    3:03 goodbye caterpillar 🐛😋

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 Před 3 lety +3

    2:17 What episode is this and why exactly were they so excited for a sausage buttie?

  • @bigdoggy6650
    @bigdoggy6650 Před 2 lety +2

    No wonder Hammond's the thinnest

  • @321evox
    @321evox Před 3 lety

    can we please have a full version of rice rice baby?

  • @sjfoster12
    @sjfoster12 Před 3 lety +11

    Missing May modifying the Renault with his bag of chips

  • @TheCloakedTiger
    @TheCloakedTiger Před 3 lety

    Damn. I’m hungry now! :)

  • @LloydLynx
    @LloydLynx Před 3 lety

    Could you make the volume levels consistent across the clips please?