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  • @stormyweather8748
    @stormyweather8748 Před 6 lety +4817

    Jack: SHARK!
    Mark:BEAR!
    Jack:ETHAN!
    Mark:(Dabs)

  • @storytellerofuntoldlegends7807

    "This is really gay"
    -Markiplier 2017

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 3 lety +7980

    Anti Vs Dark Blooper Reel In a Nutshell:
    Anti: *_*suffering from epilepsy*_*
    Dark: *_*trying to seduce Anti.... menacingly*_*

  • @XIVs_abyss
    @XIVs_abyss Před 3 lety +1685

    These quotes sum up the video.
    "This is really gay!" - Mark
    "I'm having a fuckin seizure" - Jack /Sean

    • @cxvz5576
      @cxvz5576 Před 3 lety +27

      And "hahaHAHAHAHAHAH" -Ethan

  • @Navillea
    @Navillea Před 4 lety +5410

    Mark: *Messes up with his speech, by sounding gay*
    Jack: *Messes up his movements, by trying to look glitchy*

  • @KPMcLovin
    @KPMcLovin Před 6 lety +3137

    "I've been educated it certain ways to discipline bad boys."
    ~Markiplier 2017

    • @wolfeegamez9635
      @wolfeegamez9635 Před 6 lety +66

      Fandom Candy my mind went straight to wattpad XD why did my mate recommend that book

    • @UpasanaDeka
      @UpasanaDeka Před 6 lety +10

      Fandom Candy *Hey incredible people right there, I made a cover of Despacito. Please check it out. It'll mean a lot* ❤❤

    • @onionring252
      @onionring252 Před 6 lety +7

      Fandom Candy
      Love the MCR pfp

    • @dubalta5712
      @dubalta5712 Před 6 lety +5

      Fandom Candy lol I read is right when mark said it 😂

    • @whitefang9625
      @whitefang9625 Před 6 lety +8

      Fandom Candy
      Beep beep
      Rapist Ron is here
      Beep beep
      Put down your beer
      Beep beep
      Run far away
      Beep beep
      He has been educated in certain ways

  • @reekill_playlists
    @reekill_playlists Před rokem +1251

    I just love how all of Mark's lines end up sounding extremely sexual

    • @seilferif8065
      @seilferif8065 Před rokem +74

      "You're a garbage person" was the hottest, honestly

    • @kngxn7437
      @kngxn7437 Před rokem

      "I've been educated in certain ways to discipline bad boys" 😨😳

    • @ThatLittleMunchkin
      @ThatLittleMunchkin Před 7 měsíci +2

      So true

    • @Evilpickle37
      @Evilpickle37 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I have yet to find a time when Dark says something that isn’t hot. I think he just really noticed it because it’s directed at Sean instead of the viewer.

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 Před 3 lety +1233

    Mark in this video: *says anything*
    Anti x Dark shippers: “WRITE THAT DOWN”

    • @cathysdiarys2319
      @cathysdiarys2319 Před rokem +4

      Yap my people know what to do

    • @herocatgirl7112
      @herocatgirl7112 Před 11 měsíci +4

      This is shockingly and exactly how it happened 😂

    • @QuackJoker30202
      @QuackJoker30202 Před 10 měsíci +9

      I got a clip of that one part where mark says "There's nothing standing in the way of taking what you want" and now I will be using that somewhere

  • @eloratheambivert4922
    @eloratheambivert4922 Před 4 lety +6574

    “HES GOT FOUR NIPPLES”
    Mark: ..... *immediately goes to investigate*

    • @williamholt2989
      @williamholt2989 Před 4 lety +123

      Well Mark is going to love cows, They have *SIX NIPPLES*

    • @mr.random4969
      @mr.random4969 Před 4 lety +14

      @@williamholt2989ye

    • @annoyingkitten3837
      @annoyingkitten3837 Před 4 lety +26

      That was the best rap up for the video ever. HANDS DOWN

    • @king_rhoam_412
      @king_rhoam_412 Před 4 lety +48

      Sean: “HE’S GOT FOUR NIPPLES!!!”
      Mark: “Wait, really?... hold on guys, give me a sec...”

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict Před 4 lety +24

      Mark: *L E T M E G E T* *A PIECE OF* *T H A T*

  • @ks-xo6zr
    @ks-xo6zr Před 6 lety +2946

    Jack:He's Got Four Nipples!
    Mark:GOES TO INVESTIGATE

  • @ellypop995
    @ellypop995 Před 2 lety +365

    Two bros, chillin on a green screen
    five feet apart and Mark is trying to be not gay

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 2 lety +441

    Dark just has so much raw sexual energy he can't not make everything an innuendo.

    • @gadiesandlentlemen
      @gadiesandlentlemen Před 9 měsíci +2

      no, fr tho

    • @Call_meMike
      @Call_meMike Před 6 měsíci +2

      oh my- YES, YES HE HAVE
      edit: and mark says that he is not romantic ... i mean.. at all

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 Před 6 lety +3309

    *"THIS IS REALLY GAY"*
    _two minutes later_
    *JACK BOOPS MARKS NOSE*

  • @alliegallop05
    @alliegallop05 Před 6 lety +2321

    "SHARK" *ducks*
    "BEAR" *ducks*
    "ETHAN" *dabs*

  • @emma_6878
    @emma_6878 Před 3 lety +423

    mark: guys, c'mon. darkiplier is NOT romantic. he only wants to kill you, nothing more!
    dark: there's nothing standing in the way of you taking what you want. ;)
    also dark: there's no one else here. we can be ourselves.. finally

  • @theentirecastof_eeef
    @theentirecastof_eeef Před 3 lety +287

    "Did your voice crack a little on that?"
    "Yeah, as I realized how gay it was."
    This is literally God and Satan talking about me lmao

  • @notb4ck
    @notb4ck Před 4 lety +4249

    Markiplier: *has voice crack*
    Also Markiplier: I diagnosed myself with gay

  • @rachelholley8644
    @rachelholley8644 Před 6 lety +2054

    "THE POWER IF FRANDZ!"
    - Jacksepticeye

  • @SilasTheStrawberry
    @SilasTheStrawberry Před 3 lety +141

    I love how Tom just turned around and said “Fuck”

  • @aceofspades2201
    @aceofspades2201 Před 3 lety +183

    I love this video. From Seán having a seizure to Mark being VERY gay, to Tyler and Ethan dying in the background, and everyone else trying to act, Phil falling on the light.....
    This is a masterpiece

  • @peridotshewolf148
    @peridotshewolf148 Před 4 lety +9491

    Mark: *tries to remain serious and in character while saying very gay things*
    Jack: *regretting making Anti so glitchy because now he has to seizure in front of mark for footage*

    • @navyblue8166
      @navyblue8166 Před 4 lety +210

      Peridot Shewolf14 and “I can smell you”

    • @alexiswye2825
      @alexiswye2825 Před 4 lety +267

      i have tourettes and whenever i watch this video i keep shouting gay

    • @peridotshewolf148
      @peridotshewolf148 Před 4 lety +77

      @@alexiswye2825 that's amazing

    • @the_space_void363
      @the_space_void363 Před 4 lety +61

      Alexis Wye I have it too so I see Anti twitching and I twitch as well. It’s interesting.

    • @navyblue8166
      @navyblue8166 Před 4 lety +29

      Janus Sanders that’s actually quite interesting. Does that happen whenever you dee someone twitch/flinch/shiver?

  • @sora_fish3392
    @sora_fish3392 Před 4 lety +9156

    This video,
    Mark: *trying not to sound gay*
    Jack: *having a seizure*
    Everyone else: *dying*

  • @luckygaming2156
    @luckygaming2156 Před 3 lety +148

    *Jack:* _hes got four nipples_
    *Mark:* _Speachless but also slitley intrigued_
    *Also Mark:* _Proceeds to rush tawords the 4 nippled man_

  • @ZonePurifier
    @ZonePurifier Před 3 lety +134

    Love when Sean says "He's got four nipples" so serious, and mark just
    goes to see-

  • @alexiskline870
    @alexiskline870 Před 3 lety +7529

    Mark: trying to act like Darkiplier while sounding gay
    Seán: *initiate seizure*

    • @theminime3574
      @theminime3574 Před 3 lety +37

      Have a reply

    • @moomoomine8974
      @moomoomine8974 Před 2 lety +44

      dude you got the little thing above Seán have a like and a subscribe

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 2 lety +11

      @@moomoomine8974 The accent...?

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp Před 2 lety +7

      @@TheUnderscore_ the fada, yeah :D

    • @Call_meMike
      @Call_meMike Před 6 měsíci

      so.. taht means tha dark is gay? ... mayb-

  • @adamkaltenbach7696
    @adamkaltenbach7696 Před 5 lety +2048

    *MARK has assessed the situation*
    *MARK* : ...
    *MARK* : this.. is really gay..!!

  • @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX
    @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX Před 3 lety +136

    Jack: Friends :D
    Shippers: boyfr-
    Jack: *d o n t. Y o u. D a r e. S a y. T h a t*

    • @FizzyArtCola
      @FizzyArtCola Před 3 lety +2

      The meme maybe dead but...
      Other Jack: me me big boy

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 Před 3 lety +84

    Seán in real life: "The POWER OF FRIENDS!"
    Anti: "YOu aRe WeAK, KilL YoUrSElf"
    Honestly, my two moods

  • @aidenmiller3832
    @aidenmiller3832 Před 4 lety +3926

    Jack: “HE’S GOT FOUR NIPPLES!”
    Mark: *Visible Confusion*

  • @OtterDoesArts
    @OtterDoesArts Před 5 lety +4614

    Jack/Anti: HES GOT 4 NIPPLES
    *Mark.exe has stopped working*

    • @isuck7463
      @isuck7463 Před 4 lety +53

      *everyone breaks down laughing*

    • @queenximena
      @queenximena Před 4 lety +9

      @@isuck7463 why are you here ?

    • @naterest5033
      @naterest5033 Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂😂 This is one of my favourite parts of this video. I'm crying of the hard laughter.

    • @Kingofthenerds51
      @Kingofthenerds51 Před 4 lety +8

      I really wanna know what that was supposed to be if it was in the final video

    • @theemobean9884
      @theemobean9884 Před 4 lety +8

      Dark.exe explodes

  • @arandomguy2084
    @arandomguy2084 Před 3 lety +114

    Alternate title: one gay man and several idiots try and make something intimidating

  • @LacrimosaTheNerd
    @LacrimosaTheNerd Před 3 lety +45

    Anti: snickers/giggles "..." boop!
    Dark: "I don't need to stand here for this!"

  • @ashleylandsberg8679
    @ashleylandsberg8679 Před 3 lety +13100

    This video in a nutshell:
    Mark- being gay
    Jack- having a seizure
    Ethan- dying of laughter in the background
    Everyone else - doing random shιt

    • @Olivia_1500
      @Olivia_1500 Před 3 lety +104

      I don’t know what to comment this is just so true

    • @jhel3128
      @jhel3128 Před 3 lety +181

      Logan: *not even dark just doing the casual*

    • @sutedz
      @sutedz Před 3 lety +111

      I think that's Tyler's laugh, im sure ethan is there too

    • @nettyfish2221
      @nettyfish2221 Před 3 lety +48

      Don’t forget about Tyler :,)

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk Před 3 lety +40

      Or, all of them being complete idiots for our sadistic entertainment.

  • @genna2898
    @genna2898 Před 5 lety +1599

    "Shark!!"
    "One two three."
    "Bear!!"
    "EtHaN!!"
    * dabs *

    • @rainbowdrops1174
      @rainbowdrops1174 Před 5 lety +5

      The dark side of ethanganertv...
      EthanKillerTV

    • @blueflamegd322
      @blueflamegd322 Před 4 lety +2

      yo bro ummm you might wanna look at your likes nobodyelse like so we can keep it this way

    • @127sys
      @127sys Před 4 lety

      @@rainbowdrops1174 you know he HAS a youtube channel. and an instagram. and a twitter. and a dark alter ego.

  • @yanivrubin4166
    @yanivrubin4166 Před 3 lety +142

    Also known as:
    Darkiplier trying to disguise his sexuality for 6 minutes

  • @mister_myst
    @mister_myst Před 3 lety +26

    This video:
    Mark: being gay
    Sean: having a seizure
    Everyone else: screaming
    Ethan: dying of laughter
    Tyler: also dying of laughter
    The viewers: 💃🕺

  • @jillian7096
    @jillian7096 Před 3 lety +3005

    Dark: Sounds Gay
    Anti: Has A Seizure
    Me: Having A Gay Seizure

  • @PanickingLesbian
    @PanickingLesbian Před 5 lety +2479

    Mark: This is really gay! It's really gay!
    If Thomas Sanders was there: Could be gayer.

  • @Simon-ig6qn
    @Simon-ig6qn Před 3 lety +22

    I like to think Anti and Dark are just keeping up appearances but they're the absolute best of friends and this is footage taken of it.

  • @kellyrock2277
    @kellyrock2277 Před 2 lety +29

    Dark: Trying to seduce Anti
    Anti: SEIZURE MODE INITIATE

  • @catgirl9392
    @catgirl9392 Před 4 lety +2077

    no one:
    Mark: THATS REALLY GAY
    THATS REEEAAAALLLYYY GAY

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C Před 4 lety +32

      CatGirl Could be gayer

    • @inactive6155
      @inactive6155 Před 4 lety +8

      YAS FANDERS UNITE... In the wrong fandom.. damn it. xD

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C Před 4 lety +6

      Yay for everyone who’s multi fandom!

    • @lizzie4909
      @lizzie4909 Před 4 lety +3

      But gay?

    • @virgilanxiety7021
      @virgilanxiety7021 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Wren_C HEY that's thomas' line

  • @fruv19
    @fruv19 Před 4 lety +4186

    “I’m sorry mam but it looks like your boy Mark has a bad case of the GAY”

    • @GOING_POSTAL666
      @GOING_POSTAL666 Před 4 lety +52

      *Your profile picture fucking scared the shit out of me after I remembered where that was from-*

    • @RealPhoenixFlight
      @RealPhoenixFlight Před 4 lety +7

      It’s Fruv WHERE DID I GO WRONG 😥

    • @chillout4439
      @chillout4439 Před 4 lety +5

      I see Someone sent a Messenger from Mac

    • @jambiza4846
      @jambiza4846 Před 4 lety +3

      @@GOING_POSTAL666 where is it from?

    • @illusionz3362
      @illusionz3362 Před 4 lety +6

      I have a very severe case of it

  • @saltybicky2980
    @saltybicky2980 Před 3 lety +17

    Jack: having a seizure
    Mark: being gay
    DanTDM: heart attack
    Everyone else: random shit
    Me: dying of laughter

    • @jpolly2000
      @jpolly2000 Před rokem

      finally somebody mentioned dantdm

  • @-toxic_angel-
    @-toxic_angel- Před 3 lety +28

    What if Dark and Anti are gay for each other but Mark and Jack are just friends.

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 Před 3 lety +2897

    Jack: SHARK!
    Both: *ducks*
    Mark: BEAR!
    Both: *ducks*
    Jack: ETHAN!
    Jack: *ducks*
    Mark: *dabs*

    • @chandrikap.
      @chandrikap. Před 3 lety +42

      time stamp for anyone who wants it: 5:32

    • @jessieplays1212
      @jessieplays1212 Před 3 lety +9

      @@chandrikap. thanks I was trying to find where it was.

    • @cornfisheucyna
      @cornfisheucyna Před 3 lety +6

      Why does this comment have 666 likes?

    • @arhumtariq9455
      @arhumtariq9455 Před 3 lety +4

      Is there any special why mark dabbed there

    • @noellove0
      @noellove0 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cornfisheucyna Because Satan thought it was funny.

  • @thatdork3871
    @thatdork3871 Před 6 lety +6123

    Sharks: ducked
    Bears: ducked
    Ethan: dabbed

    • @leoblaze3
      @leoblaze3 Před 6 lety +61

      Why is everyone freaking out that Mark dabbed on Ethan?

    • @emileem4661
      @emileem4661 Před 6 lety +37

      be more chiilllll

    • @jennah3862
      @jennah3862 Před 6 lety +49

      Duck duck dab instead of duck duck goose

    • @septicshock1018
      @septicshock1018 Před 6 lety +24

      Sounds like a game of 'Duck, Duck Goose' with dead memes instead XD

    • @6seraphs
      @6seraphs Před 6 lety +11

      legallywhale
      MuSiCaL rEfErAnCe?

  • @cxvz5576
    @cxvz5576 Před 3 lety +14

    Ethan dying of laughter in the background every time is the cherry on top XDDD

  • @ced012307
    @ced012307 Před 3 lety +50

    1:29 mark: it’s really gay That has me dieing XD

  • @tantavie8852
    @tantavie8852 Před 6 lety +1724

    "This is really gay..."
    *THE SOUND OF FAN GIRLS FILLS THE AIR*

  • @rescind6650
    @rescind6650 Před 3 lety +2872

    5:52
    Jack: He’s got 4 NIPPLES.
    Mark: *Excuse me, what-*

  • @a4paper469
    @a4paper469 Před 3 lety +29

    4:55 accept your death

  • @ArcherGhost
    @ArcherGhost Před 3 lety +13

    6 year old me: stays up past bedtime so I could play on my 2ds
    Mum: walks upstairs to check if I'm sleeping
    6 year old me: 4:12

  • @skoobydoofus5997
    @skoobydoofus5997 Před 6 lety +4563

    Im fairly certain *anything* said in Darkiplier's voice would sound sexual...

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 Před 6 lety +76

      Skooby Doofus yeah pretty much haha

    • @kaylastanton1734
      @kaylastanton1734 Před 6 lety +21

      Skooby Doofus yes 👍

    • @jasmined.4527
      @jasmined.4527 Před 6 lety +221

      My boyfriend can do the Darkiplier voice exactly. Yeah I have um... I have fun with that.

    • @villainzami697
      @villainzami697 Před 6 lety +6

      J De (;-;)

    • @iamhuman6623
      @iamhuman6623 Před 6 lety +76

      Skooby Doofus Mark:Your a garbage person
      Random person: Yes, keep going, I'm so turned on

  • @makenna6374
    @makenna6374 Před 3 lety +8163

    The only time anyone’s ever said “this is really gay” and it’s actually accurate lmaooo

    • @ug-ml3hj
      @ug-ml3hj Před 3 lety +220

      im sure dan and phil had gay panics everytime dark went particularly gay.

    • @royallygarbage4457
      @royallygarbage4457 Před 3 lety +101

      @@ug-ml3hj Luckily, they filmed separately lmao. Im sure they would've though-

    • @leilanyx
      @leilanyx Před 2 lety +30

      yeah, they filmed dan and phil's and everyone elses while they were all at vidcon, i think.

    • @Sheep.
      @Sheep. Před 2 lety +12

      Memento Mori.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
  • @user-es4gd9ws4g
    @user-es4gd9ws4g Před 2 lety +5

    4:12 i love how Dan just freezes then dies like LOL
    4:35 plus this where Other Dan is just like, "welp, guess i'll die"

  • @tymbl_8344
    @tymbl_8344 Před 3 lety +10

    "Shark!"
    "Bear!"
    "Ethan!!" *does a dab*

  • @may_flowers_
    @may_flowers_ Před 3 lety +2020

    Anti: *having a seizure*
    Dark: *trying not to sound gay*
    Jack (Out of character): *I CoUld StArt sMeLliNg yoU*

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully Před 3 lety +50

      Remus: He's got FOUR NIPPLES!!
      Janus: ... Really? *Goes to investigate*

    • @may_flowers_
      @may_flowers_ Před 3 lety +20

      TheCrybabyFander •
      Honestly this entire video is Janus and Remus trying to shoot a video.

    • @dmay6637
      @dmay6637 Před 3 lety +3

      are we the same person like-

    • @marsac_
      @marsac_ Před 3 lety +9

      @@may_flowers_ I juST REALIZED THAT WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT AND OH MY GOSH THESE TWO ARE SO SIMILAR TO REMUS AND JANUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @may_flowers_
      @may_flowers_ Před 3 lety +2

      M N A Studio I KNOW RIGHT!!! Even unus annus (Eff and Mark) is kinda similar

  • @ashleyvautier4879
    @ashleyvautier4879 Před 4 lety +3637

    Jack: he's got 4 nipples!
    Mark: *confused and then go's and looks closer*

  • @nightamoonlight9249
    @nightamoonlight9249 Před 3 lety +20

    I keep laughing so hard at when Mark dabs when Jack said “ETHAN!!!” I’m just in my house wheezing everyday because of that: 5:39 (if y’all need to know the time that occurs)

  • @KainceeYT
    @KainceeYT Před rokem +8

    50% of these clips: People being silly
    The other 50%: Sean and Mark staring at each other and laughing

  • @indirectobject7487
    @indirectobject7487 Před 4 lety +10041

    Jack: has blood on throat to be scary
    Mark: puts on eyeliner
    Also Mark: I'm ready

  • @Chloe-wq1hs
    @Chloe-wq1hs Před 6 lety +881

    Dan Howell: Shrugs then dies
    Me: Wow.... eh relatable

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 Před 3 lety +5

    Jack: ETHAN
    Mark's brain: Ethan has 2 weaknesses, not being able to talk and dabbing. So if I dab, Eef will stay away, right ? of course

  • @rambeastgamer6472
    @rambeastgamer6472 Před 3 lety +8

    I don't know why I just love the part where jack touches marks noise it's just hilarious to me

  • @Factor.X
    @Factor.X Před 5 lety +2642

    Mark:this is really gay
    Thomas sanders: could be gayer

  • @allorademing1159
    @allorademing1159 Před 6 lety +2440

    Markiplier: "This is gay"
    And then theres the parts with Jack getting in Mark's face having seizures 😂😂😂

    • @leoplaysgames1586
      @leoplaysgames1586 Před 6 lety +9

      The Gaming Warri0r8 So true 😂😂😂😂

    • @aru-YT
      @aru-YT Před 6 lety +35

      I think they just decided to edit the seizures because it was too weird LOL

    • @TeoTheLostBoy
      @TeoTheLostBoy Před 6 lety +6

      Teknical Blu I think their original goal was to edit it

    • @aru-YT
      @aru-YT Před 6 lety +6

      true, but i think he just did it normally and then did seperate "seizure" thingys that he would add in
      ok i made no sense lol

    • @skeletongamer548
      @skeletongamer548 Před 6 lety +4

      Is it just me or does Darkiplier looks and sounds like Pagan Min talking to a suicidal depressed Joker

  • @frynn1978
    @frynn1978 Před 2 lety +6

    This is so bizarre out of context…

  • @ghostly09
    @ghostly09 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how every time they do something gay jack stops back

  • @raiyaki6752
    @raiyaki6752 Před 6 lety +15654

    After hearing Mark's lines, I'm convinced the script was originally a fanfic.

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox Před 6 lety +5952

    In all honesty...
    Who likes the bloopers better?

    • @quirkzdoesthingz6328
      @quirkzdoesthingz6328 Před 6 lety +6

      Arcticsnowfox me :)

    • @tanya7828
      @tanya7828 Před 6 lety +55

      Arcticsnowfox Me because of this part
      Anti:He's got four nipple's!
      *Dark confused and Anti pointing the other way and Dark goes to see*
      Dark,Anti,and everyone:*Dying of laugher everywhere*
      That was my best part ever😂😂😂

    • @banditatthetp8657
      @banditatthetp8657 Před 6 lety +4

      Arcticsnowfox
      Me

    • @fridaysspiel
      @fridaysspiel Před 6 lety +3

      Arcticsnowfox Memmememememememem

    • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
      @Alex_in_Wonderland111 Před 6 lety +2

      Me

  • @artytalks3464
    @artytalks3464 Před 3 lety +13

    Phil's wasn't a blooper, it was just phil

  • @margaretrosemartin6477
    @margaretrosemartin6477 Před 3 lety +15

    DanTDM falling over be like
    When someone told him he broke his arm **falls over** well he broke more than an arm now he broke arms

  • @vivvie9602
    @vivvie9602 Před 4 lety +3368

    “Nobody is here.”
    us in the corner: **eats popcorn in interest**

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 Před 4 lety +5

      ALASTOORRRR

    • @vivvie9602
      @vivvie9602 Před 4 lety +2

      Neko god damnit i thought the “HI ALASTOR” replies would end

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 Před 4 lety

      @@vivvie9602 hehe

    • @snake4683
      @snake4683 Před 4 lety

      Oh hey al will u be at the live stream tonight LMAO?

    • @snake4683
      @snake4683 Před 4 lety +1

      @@vivvie9602suffer

  • @luv.yuiiii
    @luv.yuiiii Před 5 lety +690

    5:32
    Jack: SHARK!
    Mark: BEAR!
    Jack: ETHAN!
    Mark: _dabs_

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Před 5 lety +14

      The dab killed me

    • @MicaelaB.
      @MicaelaB. Před 5 lety +2

      My favorite part!😂🤣😂

    • @Vfox-xn5zx
      @Vfox-xn5zx Před 5 lety +1

      That part made me Laugh I swear In every video they are together they mention someone and here they said Ethan seriously that my favorite part other than the n that part when Sean said give me time getting up i''m still dodging Sharks

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 Před 5 lety

      I liked so hard

    • @Phoenix_NotWright
      @Phoenix_NotWright Před 5 lety

      *in the back ground*
      Dantdm: WHY DID YOU- *cut off*

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 Před rokem +4

    Anti: hE's gOt FoUr NiPPleS
    Dark: *disbelief and goes to check*

  • @ambergrace4159
    @ambergrace4159 Před rokem +3

    I wish to write a villain that can bring the amount of tension and power and elegance that darkiplier has

  • @bippityboppitybop7042
    @bippityboppitybop7042 Před 3 lety +3377

    Anti: he's got foUr nIPpLes
    Dark: * is confused *
    Mark: * appears * * investigates *

    • @RadiantSharaShaymin
      @RadiantSharaShaymin Před 2 lety +113

      I love how you say "Mark appears" as if Dark decided to leave before things got any worse

    • @nightmare_141
      @nightmare_141 Před 2 lety +7

      This is a chefs kiss 10 out of 10

    • @alanhasashi4554
      @alanhasashi4554 Před rokem +1

      Time stamp?

    • @azzythesmol
      @azzythesmol Před rokem +7

      @@RadiantSharaShaymin just "Aight, ima head out, Mark you can deal with this shit, I've had enough-"

    • @hypernovasoup
      @hypernovasoup Před rokem +2

      @@alanhasashi4554 5:52

  • @Cedalion
    @Cedalion Před 4 lety +5239

    Alternate title: mark being gay and jack having a seizure for six minutes.

  • @KaysAsmr101
    @KaysAsmr101 Před rokem +3

    The majority of laughter is all Bob in the background and it's so easy to pick his laugh out of a crowd. It's contagious

  • @kimchilange1541
    @kimchilange1541 Před 3 lety +6

    SHARK BEAR: both duck
    ETHAN: Sean: Ducks. Mark: Dabs

  • @Proudmario
    @Proudmario Před 5 lety +3951

    Anti: Nobody can kill me!
    Me: *installs an Anti virus*
    Dark: Nobody can kill me
    Me: *turns on the lights*

  • @D.J.ackson5
    @D.J.ackson5 Před 5 lety +1578

    Anti:SHARK!!!
    (1-2-3)
    Dark:BEAR!!!
    ...
    Anti: ETHAN!!!
    (Dark Dabs)

    • @Highqualitydelta
      @Highqualitydelta Před 5 lety +24

      5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32 5:32

    • @galaxydoge9469
      @galaxydoge9469 Před 5 lety +1

      D.J.ackson 5 I know that part 😂😂😂

    • @seans.silly.little.life.
      @seans.silly.little.life. Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jayrenjerusalem9274
      @jayrenjerusalem9274 Před 5 lety +4

      DanTDM: Are you a joke to me?

    • @raynxynvods6344
      @raynxynvods6344 Před 5 lety +1

      XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 Před 3 lety +6

    Mark's smile is so contagious and his laughter just makes so happy

  • @theyellowcrayon_
    @theyellowcrayon_ Před 11 měsíci +3

    its crazy to know they were both willing to do this and it made smth incredible

  • @booloc8296
    @booloc8296 Před 5 lety +3006

    why does it look like Mark is this rich businessmen and Jack is just the twink he colors with 😂😂😂😂....... I'm sorry

  • @severalbees327
    @severalbees327 Před 6 lety +704

    "This is really gay"
    My life in one sentence

  • @jeffrey7708
    @jeffrey7708 Před 3 lety +4

    Never expected dantdm to ever meet them but it happened only once I think

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Před rokem +4

    There's a reason a buddy of mine was a simp for Darkiplier, dude says some really kinky shit out of context.😂

  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites Před 5 lety +1739

    *“ThIs iS rEaLly GaY?!”*

  • @zmcc.2813
    @zmcc.2813 Před 4 lety +2655

    *Jack:* SHARK!
    *Both* "ducks"
    *Mark:* BEAR!
    *Both* "ducks"
    *Jack:* ETHAN! "ducks"
    *Mark:* "dabs"
    XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • @OrochimaruFromKpw
    @OrochimaruFromKpw Před rokem +5

    I'm just surprised they actually recorded this in the same room, I thought they did it separately and then edited it together

  • @monaelisa8713
    @monaelisa8713 Před 3 lety +3

    5:21 And that bear followed them all the way to Unus Annus

  • @goofygoober9557
    @goofygoober9557 Před 4 lety +3129

    This is just a giant game of pretend for adults

  • @frolicsomefangirl8696
    @frolicsomefangirl8696 Před 6 lety +556

    2:24 Now i live for a very giggly Jack and his nose boops. :D

  • @COD_era
    @COD_era Před 3 lety +5

    Me: »dies in laughter at all of them«
    My mom: what u laughing at
    Me: nothin
    My mind: He GoT fOuR nIpPlEs

  • @Voidgear1
    @Voidgear1 Před rokem +5

    Darkiplier just there to flirt😂 I miss this video every now and then lmao

  • @shadowsinthewind3346
    @shadowsinthewind3346 Před 3 lety +10

    Mark and Jack: playing a game of pretend
    Other people: doing random shit

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 Před 3 lety +7

    0:59. When your parents leave the room you and your girlfriend are in.

  • @hexxidelux6224
    @hexxidelux6224 Před 3 lety +4935

    Every time Mark realized his lines were essentially slash fiction dialogue.

  • @dipityshitidy6790
    @dipityshitidy6790 Před 4 lety +2681

    MARK YOU JUST GAVE ANYONE THE ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT GREEN SCREEN