Google says that Sam a spartan 2 who was 7,6 is the tallest spartan but Kurt was like 8,2 you know why? Because on google they have sam’s height when he was a spartan but they have Kurt’s height from when he was a 5 year old child
All of them are like "I was surprised by an elite sniper" "i sacraficed myself for my home" "I sacraficed myself to save the mission" "It took 2 elite zealots to kill me and they both went down with me" "I went down punching, kicking, and screaming for the sake of humanity" Then there's Jun. "I tripped."
@@zerophantomyt433You know canonically we all kind of f******up as an Noble 6, seriously none of us can keep the fight going as long as he actually did it apparently took over 2,000 covenant to bring him down, They literally had to redirect an entire army just to bring him down, and eventually he had killed so many that they decided to just bombard him from orbit with a battle cruiser. Edit: I was wrong, They had to redirect two armies to bring him down. And then you have June, who somehow managed to break his neck By tripping on air while boarding a pelican, all while having the reflexes of a meth fueled cat, bones strong enough to deflect bullets, tendons and muscles comparable to steel wire, and wearing a suit of armor with such powerful impact mitigation that it allows its wearer to literally survive a reentry from space and the crash landing afterwards.
In H5, there is an armor called: Vigilant Class Mjolnir GEN2 which was requisitioned by Jun for himself. It's basically Jun's MkV[B] armor set on GEN2 TechSuit.
@@JoshEastham It's canon. VIGILANT-class Mjolnir is a variant of the MJOLNIR [GEN2] armor based on the MJOLNIR armor Mark V(S). The VIGILANT was originally a one-off upgrade for an unnamed VIP within the Spartan branch. Not intended for production, interest in the suit's feature set among Spartan scout-snipers has led to several being assembled for full evaluation. That unnamed VIP is Jun.
There’s also the version of events where he solo’d nearly an entire covenant spec ops group at castle base and climbed up a space elevator to signal SOS.
Google simply could not take the burden of knowing that Jun was still alive so they resorted to telling false information on their site and trying to reverse Jun from surviving by creating the most hilarious final destination death for him
Jun died from tripping and breaking his neck, so that settles it. All of Noble team is dead but I’m not concluding it that I’m still working out if Noble six, did survive or did die
By far my favorite story is how he escaped reach. Now there are two stories, one was simple escape, that was good and all but in one coic he becomes a true badass. In a story as reach was being glassed he got to a space elevator, and since it was no longer running, decided to scale it and litterly climb himself off of reach. Littarly gragging himself uo a space elevator, bare handing it up the side if the tower, through miles of atmosphere, and dragged himself off of reach. Like dude, even chief has never done something that comes close to that. "If i cant fly off reach, ima climb"
imagine the rookie survived and became a spartan with dutch buck and romeo and they were in halo 5 instead of osiris would fit the story a lot better since he had to find his way back to his squad in odst
for me it said that However, with the Fall of Reach in summer 2552, Jun became the last survivor of NOBLE Team. With the end of the Covenant War in 2553, Jun had become the head recruiter and a trainer for the Spartan branch and the acting Chief of Staff as of 2558.
What a dramatic death, we will miss you and never forget your sad and very serious death in combat. FIA (fell in action/ soldier who wasn’t found and presumed death) gets a completely new definition here
“Dying is gay, I’m out.” - Jun A266, circa summer 2552
According to the lore, He said that exact sentence
Fucker beat me to it 😂
beat me to it XD
This is the best meme ever, and nobody can tell me differently
LOL
This is some final destination shit 😭
Jun's got it coming
Yes, sir
True😂😂😂😂😂
You see the thing is death… death finds a way
@@CrontexBeatsyour a lier
Being a Spartan comes with strength speed and the power of a fragile neck.
Only for Jun though
"Oh no! We forgot to make their BONES STRONG!"
@CrontexBeats according to the backside mele kills in multiplayer, I'd say it became a reoccurring theme 😂
It’s their kryponite, like gravity for Witchers
Bro stop it you're killing me😂😂😂
How to break your neck!
Step 1: be jun.
Step 2: 💀
@@CrontexBeats no no no, step 2: trip
@@finnedjoker step 3: 💀?
@@CrontexBeats step 4: Halsey questions how he died stupidly
@@finnedjoker Step 5: *Fortnite Emote* Take the L
“Spartan-IV recruitment? Alpha-Nine betrayal? The Weapon? What are you talking about, it’s 2552 and Jun just broke his fucking neck.”
“What the fuck is a chips dubbo? Fucking carry him to the pelican Six”
LMFAOOO
@@kieranwalsh2058 thats fucking hilarious
Even Google knows Jun has bad eyesight 😂
For a sniper
@@CrontexBeats He should’ve thought about getting glasses before becoming one
@@NatioDD 💀💀💀
With the amount of times that fucker has shot me while executing something, im not too surprised.
@@johnnybravo2873 ayyy fellow "betrayed by jun when doing cool shit", whats good
Google: Jun died. The End. Thank you for coming to our TED TALK 😂😂
Thanks Google
The Rookie's out-of-game lore be like.
He became an instructor for the next generation of Spartans.
Indeed. We all hated him for surviving while the rest died, but he was responsible for the events afterwords
@@CrontexBeats hey, a Spartan always complete his mission. No matter what.
@@danielefabbro822 Truth
@@CrontexBeats 😉😎👍
@@CrontexBeats I mean, 6's death kinda felt like one of those "just because everyone died" kind of deaths.
What kind of Nightwing ass death is that? 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn it! Now there's salt in two wounds!
Oh NAHH😂😂
Halo has a vast Lore. Thank goodness Google is such a Reliable source to discover Halo Lore!!
hahahahaha oh my god haha
Google says that Sam a spartan 2 who was 7,6 is the tallest spartan but Kurt was like 8,2 you know why? Because on google they have sam’s height when he was a spartan but they have Kurt’s height from when he was a 5 year old child
@@Jager_works isn't Google just GREAT
Saddest death in Reach
If look up who Spartan B312 is, google will say he’s a woman even though he has a male voice in the game.
Let’s just say that Google thinks that they’re halsey
Google is the Halsey of the Search Engines
Yeh
So which story is true to you??
"Spartans never die... and even if they did we're keeping this truth classified"
What a honorable death 😂
We should ALL be so lucky
So we should…
Goes up to heaven how did you die I tripped and broke my neck 😅
All of Noble Team clowning Jun for eternity in the afterlife.
All of them are like "I was surprised by an elite sniper" "i sacraficed myself for my home" "I sacraficed myself to save the mission" "It took 2 elite zealots to kill me and they both went down with me" "I went down punching, kicking, and screaming for the sake of humanity"
Then there's Jun. "I tripped."
@@zerophantomyt433 He can also exaggerate it as "I died escorting humanity's greatest scientist"
@@zerophantomyt433You know canonically we all kind of f******up as an Noble 6, seriously none of us can keep the fight going as long as he actually did it apparently took over 2,000 covenant to bring him down, They literally had to redirect an entire army just to bring him down, and eventually he had killed so many that they decided to just bombard him from orbit with a battle cruiser.
Edit: I was wrong, They had to redirect two armies to bring him down.
And then you have June, who somehow managed to break his neck By tripping on air while boarding a pelican, all while having the reflexes of a meth fueled cat, bones strong enough to deflect bullets, tendons and muscles comparable to steel wire, and wearing a suit of armor with such powerful impact mitigation that it allows its wearer to literally survive a reentry from space and the crash landing afterwards.
He keeps aiming, he never looks where he walks, legend says that he is still aiming even after death.
Jun: no alien bastard can kill me.
Ledgie: im about to end this mans career.
A tree root: I’m no alien bastard
Google tripped and broke it's neck on Jun's Mjolnir encased nuts.
“Mjolnir encased nuts”
Nah they did Jun dirty 💀
Everybody else: Dies in battle
Jun: Trips on his shoelaces and fucking dies
In H5, there is an armor called: Vigilant Class Mjolnir GEN2 which was requisitioned by Jun for himself. It's basically Jun's MkV[B] armor set on GEN2 TechSuit.
That's interesting. I didn't know that
With really nice bulky chest and thrusters, I love that armour. I hope it's canon, and that's the suit he wears now
@@JoshEastham It's canon. VIGILANT-class Mjolnir is a variant of the MJOLNIR [GEN2] armor based on the MJOLNIR armor Mark V(S).
The VIGILANT was originally a one-off upgrade for an unnamed VIP within the Spartan branch. Not intended for production, interest in the suit's feature set among Spartan scout-snipers has led to several being assembled for full evaluation. That unnamed VIP is Jun.
@@JoshEastham He would probably wear his GEN3 upgraded MkV[B] armor now.
Now that's what I'd call the FALL of Reach. Looks like he didn't escape it afterall.
Top 10 most humiliating death in video game history.
Super human with armor weakness: tripping
Even on Brawl
That’s my personal head canon🤷🏽♂️
Oof, poor jun
@@CrontexBeats hey if Jun thinks he’s too cool to die on screen than he gets a funny death🤷🏽♂️
Jun left like nah dying is ga- *trips and breaks neck*
There’s also the version of events where he solo’d nearly an entire covenant spec ops group at castle base and climbed up a space elevator to signal SOS.
Yes. And it was canonized
All you need to know about Jun..
Is that he will be in touch.
Google simply could not take the burden of knowing that Jun was still alive so they resorted to telling false information on their site and trying to reverse Jun from surviving by creating the most hilarious final destination death for him
And making it so stupid that it's almost believable.
Spartans never trip, they're just falling with style.
Jun died from tripping and breaking his neck, so that settles it. All of Noble team is dead but I’m not concluding it that I’m still working out if Noble six, did survive or did die
I'm gonna make a video about whether hes in a cave or not.
@@CrontexBeats Ooga booga alien go squish.
Imagine you die by triped on a small rock, fall and die
Google says that's how Jun died after Halo reach.
It wrong but funny
The rest of noble team: dies bravely completing the mission.
Jun: "I wonder how much further to th- Whoa SHI-" (dies)
Me after watching the video: "J. Jonah Jameson wheezing laughter!!"
You see all of Noble team die a literal "Noble" and sad death, and then there's Jun. Wow why did they do him like that 💀
Lmao. I just googled it too but the story changed to his pelican got "shout" down. not shot down... shout down 🤣
@gavinjohnson820-A random elite
Jun: they had me fucked up
Bro said I'm out and broke his neck
"June escorted Dr Halsey on a falcon" what? That's a pelican
You sure thats not a Seagull? 😂
Sparrow?
He just didn't want to be left out of Noble Teams Death parade.
Jun did say that his sniper did in fact send his targets into a time where they're dead.
But apparently his sniper gave him that same treatment.
Jun being a Spartan trained to go from cliff to cliff
That rock: *Nah boy you ain’t leaving Reach alive*
The laugh at the end is the best part about this short 😭😂
By far my favorite story is how he escaped reach.
Now there are two stories, one was simple escape, that was good and all but in one coic he becomes a true badass.
In a story as reach was being glassed he got to a space elevator, and since it was no longer running, decided to scale it and litterly climb himself off of reach.
Littarly gragging himself uo a space elevator, bare handing it up the side if the tower, through miles of atmosphere, and dragged himself off of reach.
Like dude, even chief has never done something that comes close to that.
"If i cant fly off reach, ima climb"
That’s some “toaster fell in the bathtub while makin’ bacon” type shit.
Jun be tipsy when he tripped and died
We need a poorly made animation of his "death"
Omg yes😂😂
I remember googling this and being pissed off with halo for a month for a mate to dispute it with me. Then realised he trained the other Spartans.
If the covenant finds out about this they'll turn every walk way into a stairway.
Dudes laugh at the end killed it for me almost tripped on my neck and died
You laughing was so unexpected and cracked me up for no reason!
I love how crontex goes from super serious to hysterical laughter in an instant 🤣
Never laughed so hard off a short 😂
Watch your step.
Bro said "walk" then rolled a nat 1
Almost all of noble team:
“we died fighting for reach”
Jun: “I tripped”
Must've been a helluva fall to break a Spartan's neck
Image survive the fall of reach only to die from tripping
Google also says that no Spartans are left alive but chief by the end of halo infinite
That Google response was Golden
imagine the rookie survived and became a spartan with dutch buck and romeo and they were in halo 5 instead of osiris would fit the story a lot better since he had to find his way back to his squad in odst
for me it said that However, with the Fall of Reach in summer 2552, Jun became the last survivor of NOBLE Team. With the end of the Covenant War in 2553, Jun had become the head recruiter and a trainer for the Spartan branch and the acting Chief of Staff as of 2558.
Jun: "the details of my death are gravely exaggerated."
Damn bro just got isakaied by stairs-kun
Bro i didn't expect that ending 🤣🤣🤣 you got Me off guard 🤣
“Lucky bastard”-the rest of noble team.
Bro tripped on a pebble, and died...
The giggling and wheezing reminds me of the dude who read Sims patch notes
What a dramatic death, we will miss you and never forget your sad and very serious death in combat.
FIA (fell in action/ soldier who wasn’t found and presumed death) gets a completely new definition here
I'd thought Google would say his pelican got shot and crashed and that's why Galaxy has one arm
That laugh is hazardly contagious
Lmaooo not only was he a recruiter but he also trained Spartans IV it’s pretty bad ass
If high charity had more ledgies then master chief wouldn't have stood a chance.
Broke his neck 😂
Why did that make me laugh so hard?
Lore: Became a recruiter for Spartan 4s.
Google: Had the fall on Reach.
The fucking laughing made it 10x better 😭😭
Oni civerup, that info is classified.
The fact when I think about Reach and Jun I say to myself "God damnit I keep forgetting what happened to Jun" and this exact video pops up every time
The last bit made me lose it with you 😭
Spartans, can survive falling from orbit on multiple occasions, but one bad trip and it’s all over.
Rip Killer
Jun looks like agent 47 while wearing that suit
Your reaction to reading it says it all lmao
"Jun fell and broke his neck" LMAO
The noblest way for a Spartan to die... slipping on a banana peel
“Oh boy, I survived the war and I think i’ll hang up the ar-“
- trips and fucking dies -
Bing: he dipped
Google: he’s dead
“It was low key poggers”
"on a falcon" clearly flying a pelican.
kids: “Jun is Master Cheif undercover”💀
LMAO
the Google explanation is my chosen one
Tbh I read somewhere he was killed by a Brute Chieftain but distracted the Covenant forces long enough for Halsey to board the Pillar.
He is really in witness protection 😂 and you're blowing it man
Bro your content is really good thanks!
Bro just said
“You have to get rid of all of them bro 💀💀💀
A spartan who trained all his life to kill covenant and falls, and breaks his neck
Bro that laugh was funnier then the explaining
When i googled it a while ago, it said he trained spartans and shared his knowlage.
In the wise words of Dwight Schrute:
"Nostalgia is one of humans' greatest weaknesses, second only to the neck."
Spartans never die. They just fall down a flight a stairs. 😂
Jun died protecting Halsey when she was captured leaving Reach
Buck was requested many times, and denied many times. It’s only after what happened to Mickey that he excepted.
Dyings gay I'm out -Jun (probably)