Vegas Vacation - Eddie's Family scene

[@76NightProwler]

Eddie steals the show every time.

[@russmartin9549]

"Clark, I don't know why they call it hamburger helper, it's fine all by itself "

[@blacksthrnbelle]

@@russmartin9549 IT IS NOT😖😖😖

[@alvexok5523]

@@blacksthrnbelle "No meat in this burger?"
"You eat plenty of meat at home, Clark, be polite"

[@alvexok5523]

@@russmartin9549 "RUSS!! Oh, there you are, Russ"

[@alvexok5523]

@@russmartin9549 "You know, Russ, your mom and I have spent alot of time taking care of you and.."
"Audrey"
"Yeah, Audrey"

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

"government property all around us, so you know nobody's gonna build" WOW that joke escaped me as a kid.

[@ESponge2000]

They test H bombs on that Govt property haha

[@jygb7092]

What was the joke

[@michaelbrinks8089]

​@@jygb7092 I thought the joke was since it's government property. They're squatters and not supposed to be there. Eddie decided to park the trailer there or he found an abandoned trailer & moved in. 😂

[@11sfr]

@@michaelbrinks8089 No, they specifically state in the movie that Eddie was given that plot of land by the government as a settlement relating to the VA botching the surgery on the plastic plate in his head (in Vacation, he has a metal plate from an injury in Vietnam, by Christmas Vacation, its been replaced with a plastic one, since the metal was interfering with microwave ovens, and by Vegas Vacation, he's been granted title to part of a former nuclear test site in exchange for not suing over some complication from that).

[@michaelbrinks8089]

@@11sfr (Hulk Hogan voice) Thanks for the reply & info brother. 👍
But I could totally picture Eddie getting evicted out of the country farm house. "Finding" an "abandoned" RV and parking it on the government land.

[@kimberlyklaus7296]

The best line in this movie is in the beginning when Clark suggests a vacation when he looks at the kids and says he barely knows them anymore. Different actors have played Rusty and Audrey in each movie.

[@martymcfly5434]

I think that was a wink to the audience lol!

[@knf4451]

Ya, it's a great line!

[@knf4451]

Also another great line in Vegas Vacation - Clark to Audrey and Russ: "Do you guys remember when you were babies?" confused Audrey: "No."
Hahaha :D

[@bowens9211]

Pathetic useless comment lol
Just wanting to seek attention and still have 2 subs lol.
Stolen the information by Vegas Vacation Trivis lol pathetic

[@g0679]

Kimberly Klaus
Dana Hill passed away, at age 32.

[@JoeinNola]

Cousin Eddie,one of great characters of all time!

[@Contemplativeman101]

Great side character but terrible in his own film after this

[@bowens9211]

@@Contemplativeman101 Nah you kids dont think for yourselves lol.

[@joemcnally861]

@@Contemplativeman101 0

[@jamsid33]

right up there with Citizen Kane

[@provetamin]

@@jamsid33 lol..

[@Equint77]

Him slapping the chicken on the rocks as they sizzle and then clarks reaction will never get old. 😂

[@genericwhitemale1114]

When I lived in Arizona, my mom and I baked cookies in the car and scrambled some eggs in a pan we left outside for 30 minutes.

[@genericwhitemale1114]

@Főfasírozó now that I moved to northern USA, man is it cold. I miss the heat.

[@WileyCylas]

Must be how he got his biceps deltoids & arms so darn toned 🤣 from slappin all that chicken on them rocks!

[@tracykingston9668]

That's not too far from the reality of the heat there. I have lived in that inferno. Ain't nothin nice
in the summer. Without the invention of air conditioning , Las Vegas as it is, would not exist.
Hilarious scenes though. Kudos to the script writers , genius stuff. There was an old saying ,
in Phoenix, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk in summer. Vegas area can get just as hot.

[@TheMoni700]

Grills are expensive.

[@txgunguy2766]

"Eddie, has anyone ever told you your bad luck?"
"Ya know, those were my mother's dying words. But, when you're covered in 3rd degree burns and you got your foot caught in a bear trap, you're gonna start talking crazy."

[@JF32304]

😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@bmillerdrums]

She's got her momma's looks and her daddy's sense of balance. Haha.. The one liners in these movies were so good, they never get old.

[@tracykingston9668]

They are priceless . Comedy writers these days need to take notes . just mho

[@BAKER22-l4u]

WTF

[@jettcarlburg356]

"All I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin' out 50lb tomatoes!!!"

[@MAnuscript421]

That's not natural.

[@anthonydesroches785]

@@MAnuscript421 depends where u grow them!!!!! Lol

[@Agent1W]

@@anthonydesroches785 Those are some good GMO's right there.

[@justi139]

That’s how you make real tomato ketchup

[@alvexok5523]

​@@justi139"nthin but the best"
"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine on its own"
"No meat in these burgers?"
"You eat plenty of meat at home, Clark, be polite"

[@celeboria]

The Vacations Series is one of the rare franchises in which every movie is genuinely entertaining.

[@alvexok5523]

Yeah. All 4 of them are very funny. Vegas Vacation maybe a tad bit less than the other 3. But actually it had some pretty funny parts also such as all of the scenes at the blackjack table between Clark and Wallace Shawn's character, and all of the scenes with Eddie. Eddie definitely helped making the franchise funnier, his absence in European Vacation is partly why that movie wasn't as well liked as the others, although there were definitely some very funny moments in that movie too such as the scenes in London at the hotel, cameos from Eric Idol and Robbie Coltrane and the reactions from the various English guys Clark keeps hitting with his car, the roundabout sequence ("look kids, Big Ben"), and knocking over Stonehenge. And then in Germany them managing to spend an entire night with the wrong people because they went to the wrong house, lol, and the action chase sequence in Rome and then Clark running into Eric Idol's character again, lol

[@manpower386ify]

She has got her mama's looks and daddy's sense of balance. Lmao

[@larryevans5265]

dont think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, russ

[@joel8583]

Really...don't!

[@knf4451]

I like the CZcams caption version better: "Don't think on natural thoughts about your customers"
Hahaha imsostupid :D

[@jygb7092]

Natural thoughts about your customers is a sure fire way to get canned.

[@fernmccreary2729]

Too late

[@goldenmanuever1176]

"phone books, men's rooms" LMAO hahaha

[@reptileguardian941]

Love how he just slaps those chickens on the sizzling stone and stands there with that look on his face. Classic Eddie.😂😂😂👍

[@jonwright7675]

one of the best movies of all time.

[@troyfoster3748]

Randy Quaid is hilarious in the National Lampoon movies.

[@autobug2]

*was*. He's absolutely nothing now. I could sit next to him at a dive bar and not even know him.

[@mightbegenius]

*crushes beer can* don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ. lol

[@smug8567]

as opposed to natural ones

[@cody8564]

Product placement

[@gladfan1989]

Trust us. Russ's thoughts are perfectly natural, hehehe.

[@charlescole645]

How about unnratural thoughts about his cousin and his uncle at the end of the scene.

[@getchasome6230]

Too late

[@CoolDudeClem]

Man what I would give to live out in the middle of nowhere like this. Away from any and all annoying neighbors, just me and nature, peace and quiet.

[@tracykingston9668]

It's so hot there in the summer , which lasts for 7 months , you might not like it. But some people
thrive on it. Frying an egg on the sidewalk is an old joke , not too far from the truth. Give it a shot.

[@johnny07652]

Yer teeth'll never be whiter and yer garden'll be spittin out 50-pound tomata's!!!

[@Dynamatrix2000]

Go move into a rural area.

[@CoolDudeClem]

@@Dynamatrix2000 I would if I could!

[@cokedoutmarkhamill8179]

Living in the area like this is like a hell on earth. Rattlesnakes, lizards, spiders, coyotes, unlivable heat. Oh yes, that's a "fairytale".

[@Psergiorivera]

Vicki’s entrance is ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! Nagging about the heat, THAT IS SO ME!!!!

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

"Hose down now kids! Chickens almost ready" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@spencerbish1]

Real tomato ketchup Ed? “Nothin’ but the best!”

[@jygb7092]

Dad, he’s speaking English

[@russmartin9549]

Yeah, as she stirs it with her bare hands. LMFAO

[@senerakturk9497]

“No meat in this?” Lol

[@Danielo197]

Then fifty pound tomatoes is good eatin'

[@48tilt]

Love Randy. "Give me some yella and don't get cheap on me" Favourite

[@alvexok5523]

"What were you saving all this money for that you've got buried?"
"Just savin it for a rainy day. Of course, you don't get too many of them out here in the desert"
Lol
This is a bit off the subject, but the US southwest has only a sub-desert climate and terrains, because there are some forms of plant species there like shrubs and cacti. It's because of the infrequent rains they get. But there are no full deserts in the US south west like in the Middle East and the Sahara in northern Africa. The full deserts in those places have no plant life at all, it's all baron rocky terrain and sand dunes. But in the southwest US, there are no sand dunes, it's all got shrubs and cactus 🌵 It's because the Middle East and Sahara very rarely see rain, definitely less often than in the southwest US

[@mpa1931]

Eddie throwing the chicken on the rocks always gets to me haha

[@twofiveb]

Fun Fact: Cousin Vicki (Shae D'lyn) was 34 when this movie was released in 1997.
She’s 57 now. Wow! 🤩

[@Camel-from-Arabia]

34??? Damn, i meet women in their 30s who look extremely hot and young, but i thought she was teenager 😛😛😛

[@MatthewFennell-dc4to]

Sure fooled me. I thought she was 16-18 😳

[@boomchakalaka1976]

That ballerina move before she starts pole dancing lol

[@clarkbar]

the way ellen backs away from the hug BAHAHHA

[@42lookc]

I guess so!!! I could see my wife backing away from him too. Except if he kept trying she'd draw back and kick him right in the ...

[@justi139]

@@42lookclol yeah you can think your dumbass wife would do that but highly doubt she would. Dumbass stop acting tough because in real life people aren’t lol

[@alvexok5523]

​@@42lookcYeah. If a woman backs away from trying to kiss her once and the guy tries again, then he's making a bad wrong move. Shouldn't even try it the first time if you don't know her, unless she really makes it very clear that she'd be ok with that.

[@TheJtnix16]

Does anyone notice Ellen never lets Eddie hug or kisses her?

[@tricorvus2673]

TheJtnix16 : she has actively avoided his touch in every movie he appears in! 😃

[@joel8583]

I don't blame her.

[@cid2852]

Would you?

[@jaimeg4135]

She almost falls to the ground when he attempts to hug her

[@jaimeg4135]

TheRaellz 🦵🏿

[@MelinaAcosta569]

"If you're still hungry I can wrestle the potato salad from the dogs."

[@hidereplies1425]

Cousin Eddie is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Kruppt808]

Rusty never had that reaction to poultry.........

[@anactaneustheeleventh2542]

Gloria
As a appealing as that sounds Eddie we really need to get going, and I just add a tetanus shot to the list. 😂😂😂

[@death2pc]

"Everybody loves a baby....."
Too funny.

[@tracykingston9668]

the script writers for this are either gifted or deranged or both . LOL

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

Randy Quaid is just killer as this character.
We do not have many actors in comedy movies anymore that go for it like he went for it in the Vacation movies.

[@meatmeat5344]

"I'll get the tongs" LOL

[@smdmorga2]

I see cousin Eddie's financial situation hasn't improved much since Christmas Vacation '89!

[@guyincognito9484]

can you believe they used to test H-Bombs out here??

[@DMalltheway]

You mean even the first movie!

[@entertainmentforall6609]

If only I had back the money that me and Catherine sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey player.....

[@johnny07652]

@rustytr don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, rus

[@libertygiveme1987]

"Show them that move I taught you, Porkchop!" Sure PERV.!!!!

[@carmelcream7662]

I loved it when they were digging for jars of coins.

[@mcswain69]

I love what you've done with the kitchenette......

[@pytko3]

They watch Vicki pole dance.
Clark: Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
To me, it seemed like Clark was the one thinking them.

[@Dulltableaux]

pytko3 That was the joke idiot.

[@smalltownplaya712]

@@Dulltableaux lol

[@Lue_Jonin]

You catch that all on your own ? LOL

[@Nathan-jq2xh]

I watch this movie once a year before I go and visit my home town, always loved watching this on TV over the years. Even though it's not a super good movie, I have such nostalgia for the time it would replay on TNT or Superstation; summer days, playing Link to the Past on my Game Boy Color, pre 9/11, etc. Simpler times before global instability, pandemic, war on terror, toxic politics, etc.

[@bigjuice7020]

Gotta love Eddie!😂

[@howardford6991]

The actress that plays cousin Vicki is Shae D'lyn. She was born in Abilene TX in 1962......this movie came out in 1997. So cousin Vicki is actually 35 yrs old in this scene...mind blown!

[@Kruppt808]

Damn 35.....

[@bowens9211]

Age doesn't matter.
Its the build, outfit, voice tone and their behavior.
I can act like 10 year and look like a 10 year at age 80
Your point?
Lol

[@patricklee780]

@@bowens9211 But you still won't look as hot as Cousin Vicky.

[@bowens9211]

@@patricklee780 I use HGH to keep the age process from happening
I still look good as a 14 year old kid athletic and tall at age 26.
Lol you kids don't know shit about celebrity lol
They do anything to keep looking younger with plastic surgery and Other products lol.

[@bowens9211]

@Howrd Ford
Ha cant even reply back lol you kids don't know shit about Celebrities lol.
They do anything to look young and HGH pills is one of the most used to keep the age from happening lol.
You kids think it's all diet and exercise? Lol its Human Growth Hormones even let's you maintain muscles without workout lol.

[@sherwinrasmusenmusicchannel]

The part that cracks me up is when he throws the chicken on the rock and it sizzles, Clark's reaction was GOLD. Now everyone likes to make fun of Cousin Eddie and I am sure everyone has a Cousin Eddie in their family. He might mooch a little bit off of you but when push came to shove, EDDIE was THERE for CLARK, during CLARK's time of need. He fed Clark, took him to the cheap buffet, and even offered Clark a place to stay at his house and he could relive how good he had it. That is why at the end of the movie Clark gave Eddie the money that they won from Keno, the money that the old man told him to take the ticket. Anyways, Eddie in reality was a stand up guy.

[@alvexok5523]

Eddie has always tried to be loyal to Clark. Even if he hasn't always made smart choices, like Clark said about him in Christmas Vacation, "His heart's bigger than his brain". Clark has helped Eddie too, and even though he didn't have the $52,000 he needed in Vacation, Clark still gave him $500. It's too bad as a result, Eddie lost the farm sometime between Vacation and Christmas Vacation.

[@bobe3250]

No. Sorry. He’s only in the movie and your family

[@clenorthsidevp6531]

The radiation part kills me every time

[@ToxicSpork]

Randy Quaid is the most perfect example of life imitating art ever. He was batshit crazy in the Vacation movies, and now he's batshit crazy on social media

[@christinasavannah7992]

Yeah but at least as Cousin Eddie you find out he has a "Plate" in his head which means he was injured in Combat which can Cause personality changes.....Randy in real life is just no excuses for his craziness

[@hisdudeness8328]

@@christinasavannah7992 I don’t think it was ever explained how he got the plate. Knowing him, he probably didn’t something stupid and injured himself. Sounds like he got an honorable discharge, so he’d at least still get a paycheck from the government each month.

[@dbt-dt6zx]

How is he bat shit crazy on social media

[@johnharrison6745]

Still has a better brain in his head than Joe Brandon.... and the people who put Joe Brandon into the White House. 😏

[@krispykremes2482]

I know man I hate it when Hollywood actors don't kowtow to our Democrat overlords. He should be sent to a gulag or something lul

[@bigjuice7020]

Now thats how you cook chicken!😂

[@simonenoll7219]

" great" hu the pure chicken without herbs I LOVE IT giggggle the scene

[@brucegordon7248]

"Show them that little move I taught you there porkchop".

[@pla4825]

Bruce Gordon my favorite part 🤣

[@alexiscastelan8209]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!😭😂😭

[@brucegordon7248]

@@alexiscastelan8209 For sure.

[@brucegordon7248]

@@pla4825 Mine too.

[@youtubR72]

Yeah, but Daddy said she's the best at it 🤣

[@zachhaywood1564]

It always gets me when Clark crumples his beer can.

[@simonenoll7219]

ggigglee hihi

[@42lookc]

I don't know why. She's nowhere even close to Ellen.

[@fatdomgomiello720]

where the hell did they all sleep in that trailer they have like 10 kids

[@kaetie9788]

And one more on the way

[@bradleystopher8725]

in Cheaper by the Dozen and its sequel Cheaper by the Dozen 2 there are 12 kids the parents have to take care of now THAT'S a handful

[@ropete33]

The little curtsy she does before getting on the pole is great lol

[@CyanoticFuture]

When you realize the Eddie character may not have too far off from Quaid's actual personality....

[@nuckymancini7013]

Quaid @BOSS (*they staged his psycho bullshit but QUAID@BOSS!!)...

[@sweetleilani85]

How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell.

[@LennyCash777]

Cousin Vicki reminds me of Sheri Moon Zombie in this scene.

[@cellblocknine5385]

Yes!

[@matthewleavens9123]

I just fucking posted if that was his wife. Lmao

[@qdom2483]

2:57 the way he just laughs 😂😂😂

[@derp8575]

As someone currently living in urban America, Eddie's trailer and land seems really appealing.

[@mirandalad5082]

if it's hot enough to cook meat on a rock then it must be like a furnace in that trailer

[@AZ-tt4fk]

Show em that little move I taughtcha... Love that line!

[@zvzvx5565]

I died when he threw the chicken on the rock!😂

[@danieltadros3262]

It was one of the funniest scenes in a movie in a long time.

[@tracykingston9668]

@@danieltadros3262 The script writers did good on this one.

[@DeadBunny69]

That is arguably the last we'll see of the legendary character Eddie unfortunately. That is, since Randy Quaid retired to crazytown.

[@christineadams1284]

DeadBunny69 Randy is about the only sane one, he is telling the truth, yet people think he is crazy. No one has sued him about what he has said, silence says more than words in certain situations. If it were not true what Randy says, then would be suing him.
Does it not seem strange to anyone that celebrities ALWAYS have a family member die, under strange circumstances.... And then their career immediately takes off after they sign their contract, name in blood and belong to the 50 million dollar check club. The luciferians that rule hellwoodland.
Ask Dave Chappell, the environment in hollywood is sick beyond belief. Pedophelia is the biggest issue in hollywood and always has been. They are pushing pedophelia in this movie it's sick & disgusting
The song, "Hotel California", explains what happens in hollywood, you can check in but you can't get out or you just might get wacked if you know to much. TPTB worship their god Baal.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

Do you not remember his own Vacation movie......Straight to Video.

[@MrParkerman6]

Wrong, dumbass! He got his own movie Christmas vacation 2.

[@martinmahern7268]

@@christineadams1284 Well he does insist that Trump won the election but I suppose that's more of a mass delusion. Also believes some mysterious Hollywood vigilantes killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine and were after him and his wife. Also the little incident where they were squatting in some strangers home. Plus various arrests and failure to appears. And attempting to gain "refugee" status in Canada. Yes, he's the sane one.

[@xnoybis9967]

Y’all are corny as fuck.

[@atlasadonis3752]

He's always trying to get a piece of Ellen. 🤣🤣🤣

[@negan5374]

I just can't stop laughing, I used to watch this as a kid

[@EdMcCornhole]

I'm Canadian, I love the guy and would give him a big hug! Cousin Eddie WAS the vacation movies best highlight.

[@liljay300000]

you would give a guy who abuses his own daughter a hug?

[@EdMcCornhole]

@@liljay300000 how do you know that? I didn’t, I was probably drunk when I left this and forgot about it.

[@liljay300000]

@@EdMcCornhole In National Lampoons Vacation cousin vicky states that "Daddy says I am the best at it" when the top of french kissing comes up. You also notice the interactions between them in this movie as well. So it is heavily implied if not out right said that Eddie is abusing his daughter

[@EdMcCornhole]

@@liljay300000 it’s a joke in the movie script!

[@liljay300000]

@@EdMcCornhole Yeah and the joke in Monty Python is the knight is still wants to fight with no arms. Dude still had his arms cut off

[@haydendraycott7897]

I mean at least he’s actually grilling real meat and giving Clark his own beer this time

[@alvexok5523]

He couldn't afford meat the first movie, he was $52,000 in debt

[@DwayneETowns]

Who doesn't have a cousin-in-law Eddie somewhere in some family tree?... hilarious... and honest. Eddie makes the movie!

[@michaelbrinks8089]

Some people have one big giant family of cousin Eddie's spanning several generations.

[@DwayneETowns]

@@michaelbrinks8089 well.... I'll be damn😆🤣😅

[@liljay300000]

Well I would hope you would call the cops if you had a cousin Eddie

[@robertfiske2084]

Crushing the beer can in his hand. Classic Clark......

[@annieallenjones1599]

Need help with the grill, nope don’t need one

[@biggonline63]

As always, one of my favorite movies with those crazy Grizwalds.

[@raycarl7933]

“Making extra money testing fertility drugs”

[@RealPeopleOnDeck]

when i watched this as a kid. that dancer part went wayyyyy over my head, lol.

[@marcbelo7301]

Cousin Eddie is my spirit animal 😂👍

[@brentneal5955]

This here is my pride and joy

[@66kprdwd]

Can't believe it's been 16 years since this, the last "Vacation" movie came out.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

They did one with Cousin Eddie.

[@justinalmorado7276]

24 now

[@oldtwinsna8347]

@@justinalmorado7276 Longer in time since it was released vs the gap between the original and Vegas vacation. That's time gone by.

[@michaelmyersmichael7070]

u forgot the 'round up time'. thats the best part of that scene.

[@michaelcarson4548]

Love Eddie & his family!!!

[@josephhickman6699]

don't think unatural about your cousin Rusty...that line kills!!!

[@phillymathguy8142]

"unnatural thoughts"

[@fluoridatonnn3434]

@@phillymathguy8142 natural

[@Gooberwares]

I feel so bad for eddies wife

[@TheMotorman1981]

Anonymous Invader why?

[@kimberlyklaus7296]

I know. I think it was in the first movie she's pregnant for the umpteenth time and says to Ellen, "Yeah, Eddie says I can drop one of my jobs when I have this one." I'm like you lazy SOB. I know it was a movie but there are men like him out there.

[@TheLAKERSareGodsTeam]

If she didn't like it, she shouldn't have spread her legs.

[@christineadams1284]

TheLAKERS Absolutely correct.

[@jonathanbirch2022]

That part would be a tragedy if it wasn’t a comedy movie

[@denimlether5812]

His spread probably is very nice with sunsets and BBQs with privacy, peace and quiet.

[@you_know_nothing8612]

0:49 , I always laugh my head off at this part xD

[@nheuk3]

The snake pit makes me laugh every time.

[@kaetie9788]

Love all Chevy Chase's movies!!

[@nightfox6457]

Eddie is awesome

[@brian5o]

I freaking love this Cousin Vicki. A little something interesting about her, she’s crazy smart and was a stock trader before she went into acting. In my mind, that makes her even hotter.

[@calebdouglas7622]

Eddie says I can quit one of my night jobs when the baby comes.

[@libertygiveme1987]

Caleb - I know. Eddie's a REAL SWEETHEART!!!!

[@harry.flashman]

superb actor playing a great awesome character cousin Eddie

[@jamesramsay867]

Rusty's never had that reaction to poultry before.

[@sapotts1387]

Great movie 🎦 great characters!

[@marcbelo7301]

"Hous down there kids, chicken's almost ready".

[@stevesibaja3123]

This is how Vegas is hot today at 113 degrees

[@briand4000]

Raise your hand if you know a family like this.
Raise the other hand if that family is YOURS.

[@mikelindellspillow2609]

I like how Clark and Eddie have different kids in each movie.

[@mattb6369]

At least Eddie's single-wide looks to be improved from the RV he had in Christmas Vacation.

[@haroldbirge6881]

🏆I just woke up ,what a great way to start the day 🍀thank you 😎✌️

[@michaelsparrow4526]

All national lampoons vacation rule👌👌👌👌🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🤙👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👠

[@ericinla65]

BEST LINE IN THE MOVIE - Blackjack Dealer to Clark "Give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back; I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day."

[@lostboi3974]

I remember this from time to time. And here it is 😂

[@jamesheggs6825]

show me that little move i taught you ' porkchop'!
something tells me eddie too close to his daughter.

[@tequisaholloway1738]

I love this movie ❤️

[@jackson5116]

Gotta love how Eddie is a decade behind with his 80's short shorts in the 90's. That was the joke with his clothes back then, just like his 70's leisure suit in the 80's Christmas Vacation movie.

[@dudetocartman]

I think Cousin Eddie cookin' the chicken got him the part to play Colonel Sanders on the commercials from the 90s talking about them chicken strips yall.

[@hondahoo]

We do chicken right!

[@Rtkat3]

Cousin Vicky is portrayed by Shae D'Lynn who was previously portrayed by Jane Krakowski in the first film. Juliette Brewer portrays Cousin Ruby Sue who was previously portrayed by Ellen Hamilton Latzen in the third film. The rest of the kids weren't even identified.

[@milt6208]

Ahhhhh maybe not there but I have partied many times in places that looked just exactly like that. Middle of dry lake beds sand dunes. The desert is such a great place to live. Sunshine warm weather and most of lots of places to get lost. On purpose of course.

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Top 10 Cousin Eddie Moments
10. the first appearance of Cousin Eddie and his family
(National Lampoon's Vacation)
9. Cousin Eddie goes shopping with Clark
(Christmas Vacation)
8. Cousin Eddie meets Wayne Newton
(Vegas Vacation)
7. Cousin Eddie's hidden money "I forgot where I buried it"
(Vegas Vacation)
6. Cousin Eddie taunting the dam tour guide at Hoover Dam
(Vegas Vacation)
5. Cousin Eddie and Clark hijack a bus
(Vegas Vacation)
4. Cousin Eddie cooking chicken on a hot rock
(Vegas Vacation)
3. Cousin Eddie and Clark at the buffet
(Vegas Vacation)
2. Cousin Eddie kidnaps Clark's boss
(Christmas Vacation)
1. "shitter was full"
(Christmas Vacation)

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Eddie's 10 funniest lines, I think
"Don't you worry about radiation, Eddie?"
"Nah, all I know is my teeth have never been whiter and my garden's sprouting out 50 lb tomatas"
"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine on its own"
"Nice home you've got here, Eddie"
"Yeah, but don't know for how much longer, the bank's been after me like flies on a ribroast"
"Her eyes aren't crossed anymore, Eddie"
"Yeah, who knows, she falls into a well, her eyes get crossed, she gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal"
"I can help you with some money, Clark, there's just one thing, (cuts to outside his trailer) I forgot where I buried it"
"Clark, you know if you could uh, maybe spare a little?"
"Sure Eddie, how much ya need?"
"About $52,000"
"Anyone ever tell you Eddie that you're bad luck?"
"Those were my mother's dying words. But of course if your whole body is covered in 3rd degree burns and you've got your foot caught in a bear trap, you may start talkin a bit crazy"
"Save the neck for me"
"Shitter was full!!"
"Enrollment to the jelly of the month club?"
"Clark, that's the gift that just keeps on givin"

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Clark: You need help with the grill, Eddie?
Eddie: No thanks, Clark. Don't have one.(drops chicken on the hot rock)
I think Eddie should've said, "No thanks, Clark. Don't need one."

[@lesdoll402]

this needed to be said.

[@alfonsoManzanares777]

I'll get tons