Summer 2022 Movie Round-Up: Bullet Train, The Gray Man, Ambulance, Marcel the Shell
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Can't believe you gave Bullet Train only a 7, that's real Diesel behavior.
Ralph a Diesel fs
I'd give Bullet Train a 7 out of 7.
It's more of a 5
It sucked lol
more bullet
I saw Bullet Train with my family, we had a blast. It's not the next John Wick (which looks great), but it's a fun fast moving action flick that kept me engaged.
Ok?
@@flensoest Sorry, buddy, did you not come to discuss films?
@@ScrapStoriesYT On a youtube comment section? No. What would be the point of that. And what's to discuss here, buddy?
@@flensoest just stop acting like people are weird for sharing their film opinions in the comments of a film review video.
its just more japanese fetish shit. no thanks. keep your movies out of my country
I haven't seen Bullet Train, but I'm gonna guess that one of the cameos is Ryan Reynolds
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yes, i thought it was kinda funny though. No idea who the other jokey cameo was supposed to be though, I didn't really notice whoever they were
Its Channing Tatum
@@unlimitededge2689 Spoilers
it was Channing Tatum
Yeah, Reynolds is in it for like half a second
@@smileyless4368 Oh duh lmao I didn’t even think about him. Thought it was funny too but yeah it was just kinda “zomg famous person….”
0:00 Bullet Train
5:05 The Gray Man
7:00 ambuLAnce
10:15 Marcel the Shell with Shoes on
It's pronounced "Ambu Los Angeles nce"
I think most people wouldn’t mind if you took 2 months to make a banger video. You don’t have to be spoony
Maybe he listened lol
"If it seems like I'm tired it's because I am." Well thank God you stuck to your consistent release schedule of once every two weeks
The Gray Man has Ryan stabbing people with chopsticks, and Evans in loafers and a shitty mustache...I loved it.
Also loved Bullet Train despite barely having anything to do with Japan aside from a 3rd act character being straight out of Cowboy Bebop.
Wonder how many people will check out “Atlanta” after “Bullet Train” and realize Bryan Tyree Henry isn’t British
Hating on the Thomas references is such a Diesel move.
Have to agree totally with The Gray Man I don't know how they make action scenes so boring, when they've thrown so much cash at them. The only sort of interesting thing was Dhanush but he was in for like 3 minutes and it felt like any more time and the writers would ruin his character, like they did everyone else.
The grey man was the first time I actually looked at my phone during action scenes.
Wanna know how to make it boring ? Make all the action scenes CGI heavy so it feels like ur watching a cartoon.
Yeah I got too bored. Was like taken 2 bad
I don’t know how or why they made it so flat. The cast is great on paper, the directors perfect for a film like this on paper but the outcome is just so bland.
I can’t understand why they made Goslings character so devoid of emotion. The guy is great at emoting and can also be hilarious without it feeling forced but instead we got nothing
It was corny as hell, but i had more fun watching it than anything else in recent memory
Bullet Train was a fun film, without Brad Pitt bringing that Oceans 11 energy to it, it would've been a different experience. Gray Man only got about 20mins of my time before I made a hard pass.
Only way I can stomach a Michael "Shaky Cam" Bay film is to watch it mid-seizure. Loving the vids man, thanks!
i have missed you ralph the short videos arent enough to satiate my rtmm thirst...
The only reason I bothered finishing The Gray Man is because I wanted to say “The Gray Man, more like The Gay Man”, but it just took so much out of me that I just couldn’t. I just hated it, but it doesn’t even fuel me up with anger. The thought of it drains me of every insult I can throw its way.
Edit: also, Ralph, a 5 is generous. I gave it a 2 and it’ll probably get down to a 1. I genuinely hated it. The ONLY point of praise is that Chris Evans was clearly just having fun. He wasn’t good, but he was having fun and I, for a split second, was almost having fun.
Edit: it’s now a 1
Yeah don't disrespect Brian Tyree Henry, he is an amazing actor that carries Atlanta.
"carries" is a stretch. The cast is pretty great in general.
Not that anything could the last season of Atlanta, sadly :/
Stop reminding me I still have to see Baby Driver!
i’m opening this video principally excited to see you talk about marcel the shell with shoes on. i literally do not care about these other movies.
I liked Bullet Train a good deal. I didn't really think there were many cameos...like what...3 of them?
Wait, people actually care about characters in Baby Driver?
I mean Baby was a good character but compared to bullet train, I loved and cared much more for Tangerine and Lemon than I did for Baby
"There isn't much else to say aside from that, but I'll try."
*Spends almost 1/2 the video talking about it.*
just wanted to give you some engagement. i was watching another youtuber who mentioned you and i realized i hadn’t watch a video in a long time and wondered if i accidentally unsubbed. i didn’t but for some reason i never get your videos recommended to me and don’t often find myself scrolling through my subs. so as payment here is a comment. keep it up Ralph!
Wake up, Ralph!
Ralph please review love death and robots. I know it’s an already accomplished show but hearing your opinion on the divisive plots and varying animation would be intriguing
I think considering how well thought out and expertly executed Bullet train was, it deserves a better score
The thomas the tank engine bit is straight from the book with bullet train
I love the fact that he liked Marcel. One of my favorites of the year, along with Everything Everywhere.
I haven't seen The Gray Man yet. I've read mixed reactions to it. But I did seen the other three movies. Bullet Train is nothing special but a fun, ridiculous ride. Ambulance is definitely one of the better Bay films in years, felt more like old school Bay. Marcel the Shell is among the best movies this year, I took my older sister and our mom to see it in the theaters. They both loved the film.
The gray man would be so much better if you replaced Ryan and Chris with Charlie and Dennis from Always Sunny. "the Green Man"
I agree with everything about gray man expect Chris Evans. Everyone else was so monotone saying lines that were written by a 15 year old meanwhile chris Evans was the only one who seemed to be having fun. I liked watching him play some eccentric lame villain
Like when he fell in the water and said “that stings!” Classic
@@mikdrye2856 "that thing i did to your ears? that wasn't even torture. i just made it up"
I think the fact that you’re calling his character a “lame villain”, is telling...
Of course Baby is relatable to you, you have almost the same face. Some of us aren't that cool.
High effort content as usual
What a sad summer
Why are you tired? Sleep
My girl chose to go to bed over enduring Bullet Train and I was left to power through it alone. Another self-satisfied, James Gunn-y incessantly class clown-y movie.
As someone who enjoyed the Gray Man, I can confidently agree with all of your points on why it’s no good
Oh Ralph, you're such a *J A M O K E*
I’ve watched more of your reviews than actual movies since 2016
Anyone know what the background instrumental is?
Thanks
Hard to believe this guy is almost 40
WHAT?!
Nice vid Ralph. I saw Bullet Train and really really enjoyed it. Not a classic but well made and a fun time. I was shocked at how much critics did not agree (looked up the Rotten Tomatoes score afterwards), but to each their own
Someone was watching the gray man on the plane next to me, and I got as much out of it glancing over as the guy watching it
I mean there were like two choking out scenes I swear
Is that Marcel thing using a Blow-Pop wrapper as a parachute?
This vids a bit better. It’s like your older compilation reviews, maybe you’re returning to form? Who knows, the thing you need to remember is your subscribers are willing to wait for a long form review.
These RTTM is past his prime comments are seriously past their prime…
@@thomasharris7881 so you prefer these videos?
Can't believe you still haven't talked about Minions: Rise of Gru. They seem to have looked at your video and addressed the critiques of the first film.
I was too busy with work to check out Ambulance because I like Michael Bay for his crazy action sequences. I'm looking forward to Bullet Train and Marcel wasn't playing anywhere close to where I live rn (if I was in La still I'd have no issue finding a theater to watch it). I'm gon a skip on the gray man
6:03 Its Sam Hyde. Looks like all the crackheads in Fall River got to him though, cause he appears to have been cracked out for at least the last 18 months.
He can't keep getting away with it.
bruh the grey man had no fucking redeeming factors at all.
Wasn't Ambulance released in February?
I liked Bullet Train. I was really on board with the jokes about Thomas too.
miss you Ralph
I loved bullet train. Watched it twice and lots of funny foreshadowing and references I noticed on the second watch
Ralph wake up! WAKE UP RALPH
Surprised you didn't see the new jeepers creepers. It deserves an entire video I think
Bullet train was awesome
It was such a fun watch, I loved how the director tied everything together
If there was a CZcams hall of fame, you would be my first vote, no doubt
hello brother what country are you from
Instead of watching The Gray Man go and watch D.Gray-man.
If you're saying Eiza González is unrealistic as an EMT because she's so hot I gotta disagree with you, Ralph. Idk why but there are a lot of hot EMT women out there. Got a beautiful friend who's an EMT. Plus I saw this phenomenon first hand when I found myself in the back of an ambulance after a crash, shit sucked, she cut off my favorite shirt
And?
@@ramonandrajo6348 didn't realize there had to be more, don't really think there needs to be more
Many EMT's I know work out. I always see them in the gym lol, I work in first aid as well and you have to be fit and strong to be hauling unconscious people around or, in my case, restrain them when they're in a drug psychosis or something. In other words, the booty comes with the skill tree.
Where'd the Charlie's angels review gone?
Can't believe you didn't see Top Gun Maverick, it was legit a great action flick. Not just a bunch of CHADS cheering at fighter jets.
What TV did you buy?
Gonna go get some fries
So true
ngl ambulance is as ridiculously entertaining
love ur content, ngl bro but I miss the old you. Ur old content was hilarious.
I’m glad that Ralph’s opinion on Micheal Bay hasn’t changed after all these years.
Isn't anybody going to mention the fact that Bad Bunny is acting in a film?
CZcams just tried to run a 57 minute advert for Samsung Galaxy. wtf.
Yeah they sneak in BS like that because I think they are betting on people like me who fall asleep listening/watching CZcams.
I’ve woken up to numerous weird ass ads like 1h+ budget TED talks about how I should drink mud instead of coffee or how purchasing a Huawei phone will give me an additional 2+ inches to my dong length guaranteed.
10:05 Major Flex. You love to hear it. Ralph mentioned that he was wanting a new television in a recent Sardonicast. Glad to hear his dreams have come to fruition
Bullet train is such a joy to watch. Had a really great time at the cinema.
Could you do a review on X (A24)? I personally thought it was absolute garbage.
It was garbo. Agree
@@MrCholoPants3415 Thanks Dennis Reynolds from It's always sunny
It's definitely good but overhyped
@@WhiteChocolate74 I don't know about good but opinions are always welcome here :)
Reviews by Ralph:
The Gray Man is bad coz it's generic and can't take it seriously.
Ambulance is good coz it's generic and dumb.
What consistency
I enjoyed ‘Bullet Train’ & ‘The Grey Man’...they were both EXCELLENT & ENTERTAINING action movies💯They already signed on for a sequel to ‘The Grey Man’! Glad to see you posting Ralph....always makes the day better when I get a notification from Ralph! Hope you and your family have a blessed one Ralph...along with everyone else watching 💯🙏KEEP IT UP RALPH!! You are one of my FAVORITE CHANNELS BUDDY!!
The positivity of this comment rubbed off on me so much that i think im attracting electrons now
Was this written by an AI?
Is budget really $40M?
I gave bullet train a 7 as well
Ambulance being less than Bullet Train is fucked
The gray man gave me a migraine
Marcel is legitimately great. Deserves support!
The best part about Bullet Train is that Bad Bunny is only in two minutes 👌
?? whats wrong with bad bunny? im not a fan of his but i have nothing against him, his cameo was pretty cool and his acting was good enough for me, why are u hating?
The only reasons I can imagine somebody hating on Bad Bunny is either out of racism or homophobia. There is no rational reason to actively dislike the guy.
@@CM-jc7gk or maybe they just hate (non-actor) celebrity cameos
@@illumililium That might be an even more unhinged reason. "Ah shit this person who hasn't been able to do much acting until recently, is now acting in this thing I'm watching!!! And they're decent at it!!! This sucks!!"
Ambulance is so, so, so stupid.
It was amazing. I loved it.
Tired ? You sound tired of life !!
Where 5 means standard, def need to give gray man less
“More unique.” Ouch. I think that CZcams has technology that removes certain things from the brains of all CZcams creators, such as the actual meaning of “unique,” and the word “caramel” so that people substitute the name “Carmel” for it. Why such technology is used for that I have no idea.
Ralph is grey in both appearance and demeanor.
That ralph guy, he sounds like a real jerk
Ralph
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Too many flashbacks in bullet train
Bryan Tyree Henry from Atlanta*
So is Ralph a Diesel or a Hybrid?
4:01 Hard disagree, Baby is still a slimy criminal helper who endangers innocents and Deborah is an utterly flat and uninteresting love interest who has NO REASONS to be so faithful and in love with Baby.
IMO 9 times out of 10 Edgar Wright's movies kinda suck in a "all style little substance" way when Simon Pegg isn't co-writing them.
nothing wrong with being pro cop.
The Ambulance was utter shite.
I feel like I'm the only one who really really enjoyed Bullet Train, lol
LOL I had a friend who worked on the gray man. He made us watch it, it was straight ass.
Did it end the relationship? "Had" lol
@@myurtl9825 lmao no, unfortunate wording on my part. To his defense his role wasn’t something that would have ultimately ended or saved the film, it’s just an unfortunate circumstance of working in this industry, you can do your job perfectly and your still getting your name plastered on shit like this.
Its pronounced Ambu-LA-nce smh
I'd love to see Ralph & Zach Snyder watch the pre-screening of Batgirl or the Flash together.
Are you ok Ralph? The content you're putting out seems low hanging fruit like you're not bothered :(
I sense effort.
Effort is mid tier in this one compared to bottom tier in the others
@@zorancubric1722 true
Generic "way to upload" comment.
Actually two hour movies are more like average rather than a short I want a half movies are short nowadays
Make better vids again
I miss the old Ralph, his old vids from years ago were awesome
Elvis?
4th?
You liked ‘Ambulance’ more than ‘The Grey Man’.....so how much did M. Bay pay you for that one...guess that check cleared and the Russo Bros one didn’t🤔 Let me guess....M.Bay sent you the 4k copy of ‘Ambulance’ to review along with the 70” TV.....who knew Ralph would sell out so cheap💯🤯
Oh ... So long positivity i guess
No…the grey man just sucked
Yeah, this is not a human writing these comments, it cannot be.
@@eamk887 these people do exist