Welcome to Turkey (Türkiye)
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- čas přidán 12. 06. 2023
- made this video in athens, greece.
credit to artvinians cuse i stole a lot of posts from em: / artvinians
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Outro - • you're replaceable
#turkey #türkiye #turkish #istanbul #ankara #slander - Zábava
wow_mao videos simultaneously remind me of every deep ethnic conflict in the world while making me believe world peace is achievable at the same time.
1000%
As a Cypriot I hope you're right
As a part of the accursed filipinos, I can only agree- happily
As an autistic Transnistrian ketamine addict, I smolheartedly degree
there's no peace in this world
My man you really deserve a Turkish citizenship with the amount of inside jokes that you put in this video
If he says he is syrian, pretty sure the government will give him one.
@@ukaraca5410I can confirm what you said as a Turk.
or for the lowest price of $200k in real estate 🥰🥰
I wish it was that eas...oh wait.
(31)
i owe turkey and the turkish people everything.
as well as another group of people across the sea....
Wao
WOw mao fell off hasnt hit it big since welcome to north africa
@YANAKLARI BAL DROGO greece
malta
We better see a goddamn Greek one next
Another great video I absolutely love these.
boys laugh at 69 jokes
Men laugh at 31 jokes
yes bro
100 - 69 = 31
@@MiskoGe yes it is
@@MiskoGe its not like that 3 is for women 1 is for men look at the shapes
@@TankTuber3056 well, technically hand is a woman's personification, and a stick is a man's one
I am kinda shocked how people from other countries know this much and the Turkish jokes we do
Most likely a Turk who immigrated to UK. There cannot be any other possibility.
this is not even a percent bro
nice profile pic dude
A Turk helped him make this video
I mean there are 500k Turkish Cypriots living in London, right next to wow_mao
As a Turkish person no one made fun of me and my nation this much before.
It's %31 accurate
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@@Gia1911Logous Take this "Ğ"
@@Gia1911Logous Esenlikler diler
Hehe yarak
@InanchiMapping bir de bunu beğenen p.çler var. ben bunların türklüğüne sok*yım.
much love to turkiye 🇩🇪 from brazil 🇦🇷♥️♥️
Muck love to germany 🇹🇯 from china 🇹🇼
Nice Greek comments
much love to brazil 🇺🇾 from brazil 🇺🇸
Much love to türkiye from Romania 🇧🇩😻💔
@@ardaakca9617 -1000000000 social credit score
As a turkish person who lives in ankara, I can confirm the buildings are accurate.
videodaki binalarin tamamı etimesgut,yapracık toki konutlarından alınma
@ezzip İncek ahlatlıbel yaşamkent özellikle ankaranın o kısımları. Bahçeli 7.caddeyi ve kızılayı görmeyen istanbullular ankaranın tamamını böle sanıyor .s
@@aksabann Çankaya'dan Etimesgut'a 3-4 ay önce taşınmış orta halli bir aile çocuğu olarak,
Çok büyük bi *hata* yaptığımızı düşünüyorum.
Çankayanın bakış şekli
@@aksabann Those are from a dystopian-looking town called "Pardis" near Tehran, Iran.
Çok yaşa Türkiye! Kazakistan şehiri Astana'dan selamlar! 🇰🇿🤝🇹🇷
Size de Türkiye şehri Ankara'dan selamlar! 🇹🇷🤍🇰🇿
@@qdolunaykomik mi lan
@@goatcr7132 Kafan mı güzel?
@@goatcr7132yanlış birşey yazmamış ki
ne anlatıyon amk yarısı rezalet videolardan oluşan bişey bu amk rezil olduk
As a Turkish person, I can truly say this is the most Thug Shaking moment of all time.
thug shaking
🔥🇬🇷🔥 💯🗿🇹🇷🗿💯
turk shaker
As a thug shaker, I can truly say this is the most Turkish moment of all time.
*Turkey person
As a Turk this is actually quite accurate and he managed to get all of the essential Turkish shitpost as well. I am non ironically very impressed by the details.
what about 31 what does that mean
@@Kurosaka to masturbate, to "pull a 31"
@@Kurosaka basically 69 but turkish
@@KurosakaChoke your chicken if ykyk
@@Kurosaka that means stroking your chicken
I’m a Kurd and i can confirm we all look like drake
not all ;)
I had an Armenian teacher in high school that made it a point to inform every class that he refused to teach students of Turkish decent and do his early cry in front of a class room because his family endured the Armenian Genocide
Dude was an ex fratboy from Missouri
As an Armenian, it is good to know that a Turkish Armenian actually embraces his Armenian heritage. Most of them suppress it!
As a turkish person from Antalya I confirm, что Анталья самое чудесное место на земле 🥰🇹🇷
Did someone hit you on the head mid-sentence?
@@TheUsername217 No he is welcoming to the ones that make money
@@TheUsername217fr bro forgot what Alphabet he was speaking
@@TheUsername217 did you not watch the video you гомункул?
biliungual moment
As a Turkish 🇹🇳 I can confirm this video and Im proud of being German🇮🇱
Glory to soviet union 🇨🇳 and ottoman 🇲🇻
bro you use 4 false flag
@@skywalker.1453 I can use more flags if you want :D
İs it %31 accurate?
@@skywalker.1453 second flag is extremely false and fake
how to piss off the entire political spectrum in 1 sentence
I say as a Turk, it was the best summary of Turkey I've ever watched in my life, I wish we, the young people of this land, came to this country as tourists like you, 1 dollar is equal to 25 Turkish liras.
29 liras now lol
31 ;)
31 now
@@dna1438 31? hmmmmm
T H E E C O N O M Y I S G O O D
As a Greco-Turkish-Serbo-Albanian-Romanian-Bulgar-Croat-Bosniak-Bosnian-Hungarian-Monkeydonian, I thank you for making this wonderful video on my country! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪
proof slovenian femboys became more w*stoid than gigachad racist balkaners smh 😔😔
Average ethnicity composition in Vienna
Thats just Ottoman Empire 😂
those are all the same thing
Monkeydonian? 😡😡
As a Greek person I can confirm, we build tourist attractions for our friends Turks 🇺🇾 ❤ 🇹🇳
31
bro really used tunisia flag 💀
@@saulgoodmanprogaminghe do a little trolling
@@saulgoodmanprogaming bro used the uruguay flag
I see that we are finally agreement for a cease-fire between us but still give us are islands
It’s so amazing to see that Turkey and Greece can’t stop fighting each other, complaining to each other and most importantly THE GOVERNMENTS WEAPONISING THEIR CIVILIANS INTO HATING EACH OTHER. Makes us humans after all 🇬🇷❤️🇹🇷.
I lev ye :) And I am glad that we have taken civilization from Greeks, the oldest culture from neighborhood :) Actually we may have not taken so much democracy :)) even humanity is not so much democratic at all :) humanity is mostly fanatic :)
There is a mistake when we say only states. Greece is violating the agreements by gathering soldiers on the islands and we are only defending ourselves. Our state does not arm anyone and instill hatred.
Turkey doesnt care about Geece😹
Wow easy bros I get it now you really do hate greeks okay
I am watching this and the greek video for several days and those are really awesome bro
As a Turk i can confirm our mental health is represented correctly
And nearly identical to Arabia
@@Chris-xb7gmno.
@@Chris-xb7gmhuvavavava
@@Chris-xb7gmArabs are mentally healthy compared to us, too bad they can’t have a normal existence without causing a civil war
@@Chris-xb7gm No! Turks not arabic!
3:17 Those guys would be considered members of the Yeşilay compared to the most sober person in Tekirdağ
Merhaba abi
31
o7
Ustam naber
naber erkan
the intro be sounding like a boss fight theme, i approve of all ur vids
Bu video o kadar güzel araştırılmış ki.. tebrikler.
Adam egeye yunan dedi :D
@@oyunkafas3838 💀
@@oyunkafas3838 Tarihi yerler Yunanistan'a benziyor çünkü o yüzden ve bu bir ironi kanalı her şey ile dalga geçiyor
it's a little scary how you make every nation's video so accurate
As an American who is currently inside Bosnia (Slavic Turkey), I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
Edit: I don’t live here, I’m just visiting former Yugoslavia for ten days.
Inside? 😳🥵🥵
Sta ćes ovde bolan
Bosnia is the best way to experience IRL minesweeper
bro imagine being american and choose to live within mine fields
Hey Bosnians are not Turkish, Slavic is something different than Turkish that is why there is Slavs and Turks, Turks are Muslims and Bosnians are Muslim Slavs which is why Serbs and other Christian Slavs call them Turks, yet not all Turks are Muslims + there are many other nations and ethnicities who are Muslims. If something should be 100% accurate that is your brain, as small as a nut. Go back to where you came from, the country of LGBT, homeless, shallow history and nukes.
As a Turk from south-eastern Türkiye, i never knew someone knows about us enaugh to include in a video. Even my Turkish fellows from other parts of Türkiye don't know that we actually exist lol. Ah i love my gorgeous country🇹🇷❤
Edit: oh boy i realised that you didn't even include us, you included Kurdish bros only..
This is my favourite video about turks from now on
My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
@@PountyWB My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎
save us... please...
Im partly turkish
@@Biggestbarcafan then you are part AMK
I'm a Greek Cypriot and I put all our differences aside and I thoroughly enjoyed this video
All the love to the PEOPLE of Turkey 🇽🇰❤🇲🇻
Karaboğa
Sending love to Cyprus from Turkey! 🇹🇳❤🇯🇵
Love from Serbia to Turkey 🇷🇺❤ 🇩🇿. Remember, Kosovo je Srbija.
Esenlikler diler
bro acting like cyprus is real 😔
@@jar3729 remembr.
Neverl laughed this much in a long time, thank you mao.
Im Turkish and this video is absolutely funny man u deserve to be a Turkish Citizen
oh god please have mercy on his soul
Как турок я подтверждаю, что Анталия прекрасна. 🇹🇷🙏
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxa
What does that mean? I'm yet to be asimilated by the Rusian horde in Antalya 🤠🤠
Turkest Turk in Antalya 💪🏿
@@darkrider95bilmemney82As a Turk I confirm that Antalya is beautiful says google
average southern anatolian
TURKEY FOREVER LOVE FROM CONNECTICUT 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
Damn bro what the hell is connecticut??? Some greek shit like macedonia?
Yo Serb,
We Balkan league gotta stick together
I LOVE CONNECTICUT
AM FROM CYPRUS 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇰🇷🇰🇷😎
🤙🤙
this is a massachusetts psyop dont listen to him (we love albania)
As a Turkish person,this video is more accurate than direct tbh. Good research bro.
by far the best video on the internet
2:19 condensed an entire region into 'they eat fish and have fucking ugly mountains' then moved on LMAO
the ugly mountains are in south east anatolia, black sea region is beautiful asf
ahaha bro actually that region has a lot of mountains and forests. If you love bears, you will certainly love that part of turkey XD
@@yldrmbayezid8643 siktir lan neresi çirkiğn
beacuse it is lmao
it is the armpit of the whole country, their people are the most disgusting people you can encounter with
so are the middle anatolians
Bro the cities have better mosques and even churches than 😭😭😭 proper infrastructure😭😭
Oh baby, my favorite country 🇩🇪
as a turkish dude,i laughed that very loud.nice content
1:42 song name?
A video that took 2 weeks that changed my life in 3 minutes, thank you Wow Mao.
they don't call him wow mao for nothing. his videos are literally wow.....mao
Honestly, this is *extremely* accurate. I don’t know how much research and digging you had to do but pretty much everything is spot on. Extra respect for the inside jokes you probably didn’t get (and honestly some of us don’t know the reasoning behind them either). It’s perfection, and scarily puts how much conflict we really have had during the last I don’t know how many years.
Hey Reimu
What does the 31 mean?
@@Web72031
@@Web720 masturbation
@@Web720 A sorta cryptic but well known term for masturbation, especially on males
man release a list of songs you used in this meme most of them are dope
As someone who lives and was born in izmir, i see this as an absolute win
he studied the music, the culture, the perspective of natives, the erdogaphobia quality post as always
ERDOGAN ÎS PRESÎDENT OF VORLD!!!
@@ivario erdogan v2 god
@@ivario" Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! ERDOĞAAAN! "
i wish i was turkish
Anyone Who feels like a Turk is Turk.
-Ataturk
@@Zero_Punch boş
My aim was a little off, turned Kurdish
@@ONGOD41556 nedion aq
no you don't
Harika olmuş bayrak direğinde dalganan adam efsanesin 😂
süper edit yapmışın kardeşim.
Admin confirmed to be Turkish. There ain't no way he knows this much from only memes and stuff!
Mastürbasyon! 😂🤣🤣
We are all turks
Everyone is Turkic bro dont forget about rule 1 of being Turkish. Everyone descended from holy turkic race
@@highgrounder5238 resistence is futile :))
He does the same for every country or region,he obviously gets help from people who are actually from that country
You missed the part where Turkish drama series stars are rolling in their banknotes after their goofy series get popular in the levant.
Levant, SA, India and Spain (for some fucked up reason)
Pakistan
@@OVODnetwhat the hell does that have to do with turkish serials being popular?
in the balkans too, those series get translated and played often on cable TV(most of the time dubbed because old people need glasses to read, but it's a shit dub)
in Russia as well
I personally know a couple of girls who unironically started learning Turkish to watch these shows unsubbed and undubbed
Loved the lego turkey segment, fucking hillarious😂
As a Turk, I can confirm that we are the strangest country in the world.
this comment section needs a hero!
Where is he then
Am I the guy?
I heard of some guy called the incredible gassy...
Greece invented Turkey
@@chrisschaller9547 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
As a Turkish lad from the city of Ankara, I can confirm that the architecture is beautiful here, especially in the city square. Would be a shame if an earthquake destroyed it...
come to bağlıca😊
holy sheiit jewish conspiracy, HAARP?
Ankara da fay hattı bile yok (neredeyse) :d
@@isimbulamadm7972Yok ama olur da 5 büyüklüğünde deprem olursa bütün binalar toza döner onu kastetmiş
dude what about istanbul we all gonna get fucked up. no matter how much they try to rebuild houses it will never be enough its so scary. also funny profile picture
As a Turk from Ankara I can confirm everything in this video.
THE MEMES GOT ME ROLLIN BRO HOW DID YOU LEARNED OUR MEMES 😂😂😂
this is def one of your best, I can almost feel turkey inside me as we speak
If you are Turkish you can feel the governments symbolic ding dong in you all the time 😊
@@KillerViper16man I love taxes. So does that watermelon seller
🧐🤨
@@KillerViper16that's how i lost my virginity
As a Turkish, the moment I saw 31 in the video, I LMAO'd much more than the laughter I had in the rest of the video. XDDD
Gülemem kardeş 31 olmadan gülemem
@@KillerViper16 31 olmazsa olmaz…
Efektleri baya komikti ama
pls explain. I'm part armenian but I'll say the genocide was fake if you explain thank you
Could yall brothas explain whats up with 31 maybe?
Thought a Turk made the video, good job
1:26 my favorite vlogger Nadir on the go ❤️
I was impressed that Mao had so much knowledge of Turkey lore.
He has spies posing as Uyghur refugees.
These knowledge made me think that he is an undercover karaboga
as a turkish man i can say türkiye is muhteşem
31 like var bozmucam
TÜRKİY Bİ NUNMARA
nah muhteşem siktiler ülkeyi geçen karpuz alıyım dedim payam yetmedi 4/1'ini alabildim
Greece and Armenia are better
@@alechboy3578 No
i love "welcome to turkey" intro 0:47
3:34 Song is "Zümrüt - Ne Zormuş Unutmak" originally The Beatles' "Hard Day's Night" from 1971.
As a Filipino who got chased by a gang of Turkeys when I was a child which made me climb a guava tree. I approve this video. Totally Turkish. 🇬🇷
Real
31
I love philippine 😎🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
31
Philippines is a better country if its still a colony of usa
everything is so rabbit hole of turkey bro wtf. as a Turk, I'm honored by this passionate work!
Honestly this video was pretty accarute with like the inside jokes n sbit suprised about it
Good shit doe good shit
How well did you learn these regions, you got a full shot :D
Imagine being Turkish in 21 century
damn am i rare
@@qqq3494you’re one of a kind
@@Normal_difficulty69 two of a kimd
imagine being turkish in 31th century
@@trebuchet8568 SJJSJSKAJSJAKAHAJAJAHAHKAJAJSJSJJA
1000% respect to the turkish people from ingerlund 💪🏴🇹🇷
Much respect for the cheapest holidays on EU border.
Lund means pp in my language 💀
Much respect for you too, thank you for infesting our Riviera with Barry, 63s 🇬🇪💪🏿♥💪🏻🇹🇳
@@eges72 you are very welcome. thank you for infesting our fish and chip shops 💪🏻🏴🇹🇷🦾
FUCK ENGLAND!!
YES TÜRKİYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Best video I've ever watched.
31 was the peak comedy in turkey back in 2021-2022
2:21 Nokia Ringtone Turkish Edition (2012 remix)
this video has more publicity value than our ministry of tourism's last ten year tourism campaign. thank you wow_mao for trying to restore our economy
Bu doğru adaşım (evet gerçek adım kerem)
31 likes 😏
As a Turk, he can make me laugh every time I watch it.
For those who didn't get the references:
0:01 : Footage of President Erdoğan's famous video call to a news anchor during the 2016 coup, urging people to get on the streets and resist, except this time with a snapchat filter
0:25 Average Turk after election
0:35 Reference to another Wow_mao video called average greek vs turk, this time with commentary from hasanabi
1:04 Istanbul Istanbul Istanbul, largest european city, you hear about it all the time and its always full of tourists
1:15 Showing true istanbul with recent unrest, protests against govt etc.
1:28 Aegan region has ruins from the days the area belonged to the.......Greek (ew)
1:41 Region is just full of Russian tourists in the summer due to ease of acsessibilty (planes still fly between russia and turkiye despite the war)
2:22 Nothing but Sardines and ugly mountains
2:42 Turkic tribes?
2:56 this region has lots of Kurds and a fervent independence movement (opposed by many turks)
3:14 Basically the Turkish version of 69, funny number with funny connotation (31 means to masturbate due to...reasons)
3:24 This, so true omg. Basically the capitol Ankara is just a city in the middle of nowhere and full of grey buildings, and there isnt much to do there tbh (compared to Istanbul)
3:41 Armenia is to the East of Türkiye, and many Armeniens uses to live in the east of the country. However, if you were to call a Turk an Armenian.... basically, just don't call a Turkish person, Greek, Arabic, Armenian, Kurdish, Syrian/Middle Eastern or Greek unless you can backup your accusation with muscles gained from carrying Aygaz Gas Canisters
Song at 2:01???
@@dimmadometvMavi Işıklar - Yalnızım
act it's cover of The Beatles - Yesterday
2:56 i thought that was drake land :(
I love how you said Greek twice
What about the video and song at 0:23? Who is that cutie?
Eastern Anatolia is wild... When I was a kid my grandfather would tell me his memories in which he shot at a wolf pack that was pursuing his sled carriage, he managed to shoot a wolf dead using the last bullet he had with his mauser, and then the wolves stopped to eat the one that died, or maybe they were just afraid
this vid reminded me that thanks mao türkiye bir numara 🤠
You mean Armenian Highlands
@@hieraticsI dont see any arm*nian around here
They didn't want to eat him. They needed his seed
eastern anatolia is the wild west of Turkey
@@kingdomofmapping1988 basiacly yeah
As an American, I quite often see turkeys myself. Long live Turkey🇬🇷
Dude... Flag... 😮
Cursed asf
Love to Armenia from Turkeye 🇵🇰❤️🇦🇿
Beatles (Turkiye style):
2:00 - yesterday
3:34 - hard day's night
Thank you I was looking for this lol
As a German person, I confirm that Germany feels like a second turkey
Turkey feels like second Syria at this point, don't worry.
And here in Turkey it feels like syria Afganistan Union.
Spanish people feel the same way about Germans & Mallorca
@@TragicAyk you God damn right
@@rayleigh3047 goddamnit
It really made me laugh in some occasions. 😀
VERY GOOD ANALYSIS
As a Nomadic Feudal Catholic Alcoholic Gnome Believing Rice Eating Desert-Mountain Dwelling Irish Filipino Singaporean Albania-Turk Algerian, I can totally confirm this video is true.
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
:QWEQWEWQEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWE
God bless you for this amazing video, tears fell off my eyes as i kept watching it. Truly a classic 😢 (typing from my home in Berlin, tengri Türkü korusun 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷)
Akp oymeni misin yani?
best compilation so far
Bro i am from turkey and i so happy see this video 🎉🎉🎉❤😊🇹🇷🇹🇷
I waited years for this and it did not disappoint. Thank you wow_mao.
as someone who has been to antalya twice, i can confirm that it is more russian than russia could ever be
ukraine and russia might be having a war rn but they come to unify in turkey.
such is the power of 🇹🇳🇹🇳TR🇹🇳🇹🇳
we'll literally sell our country off to anyone if u got the money call us if you got 10 dollars (don't covert it to turkish liras cause you'll need trucks to move that many banknotes)
Except it's not cold(in fact very hot)
@@WorthyRBwarm water port
what's the song in the mediterranean region? It slaps
What's the song called at the beginning of the Ankara part? (3:23 - 3:29) Not referring to the Turkish beetles btw.
Sen ve Ben - Müjdat Akgün
@@RKelly-ri6tc Thanks!
3:17 if you think they're drunk you've never seen an average Trakya resident
I am not Turkish but I feel so much Turkish education pumping through me. Much love 🇺🇸❤🇹🇳
🇹🇳❤️🇲🇾
🇦🇿❤🇱🇷
🇱🇷❤️🇹🇳
African bros
man at least we dont eat plain food lmao
@@miyaavi bro thinks turkiye is a food 💀
After seeing the Greek video and it's complete glory you have to do this:
Add Kayseri, Bursa, Konya and Trabzon to your video to complete it
Artvin yeşillikler içinde bir yer dünyanın en güzel coğrafyasına sahip sen bu resimleri nereden buldum tamamıyla gerçek dışı.
Truly one of the Turkish videos of all time, absolutely beautiful. 🇹🇷
I just watched the video. Definitely a job well done. It is absolutely beautiful that you research Turkish mime culture and make jokes that only Turks can understand. Your Turkish audience loves you
Black Sea Region has the most forests and people here are hardcore Erdoganists (more than Central Anatolia, Erdogan is from the Black Sea Region) other than that, good video
what is the music from the start of the mediterranean part?
As a Turkish person, I can say that this is genuinely how we greet people in Türkiye
i think with every video wow_mao uploads he loses a little tiny chunk of his sanity
big*
Assuming he had any before he started the channel
What years of alcoholism and smoking does to a Filipino brain
@@chickensoldier9790 cant lose any if you dont have any
@@kunduraci30taps forehead moment