My Dad rewrites the Dream SMP Storyline
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2021
- The Dream SMP told by my dad. His version of the Dream SMP storyline is hilarious, as he knows nothing about it. I turned it into a Minecraft movie, so sit back and enjoy!
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The Dream SMP is a Minecraft server with members like Dream, Technoblade, TommyInnit, and WilburSoot. My dad was so confused! Not a Dream VS Hunter Minecraft Manhunt.
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HUGE thanks to LordKanter for letting me use his Dream SMP recreation world!
Ok
You are lucky, your dad found the milk
This was so funny
Please make a live reaction of your dad learning about the true story
This comment has 69 likes right now
Santa Pig: *dies*
The entire smp: Something's wrong I can feel it.
Edit: Fuck cancer
Frl doe-
"Santa Pig never dies"
avenge santa pig
"Santa Pig"
Santa pig lol.
I love his Dad's enthusiasm about it, he sounds like he's actually trying to entertain everyone and not like he just wants to leave
@bobux probuctions I love your username lmao
@bobux probuctions bobux
So true I wish i had a dad
@bobux probuctions Bobux ubungen ciacianga
@@kelliecheadle4013 i am sorry for you😟
I'm so happy your dad didn't know the names of all of them because the names he came up with makes it 20x better 😂
“Bellyface and Matchstick fight”
but if he knew technoblades name it would be intresting to see what he would of done
"Ernie" got me dying
"It's Mr Grim"
"Captain Dogface"
8:22 I appreciate the fact that bellyface doesn’t put on a chestplate as it would obscure his vision. It’s details like this that make this peak cinema.
"Bellyface (Dream) was at his house"
Impossible
ya
coz he homeless this is so funny
He has no home, this is impossible
Lol
homeless teletubby
true
ranboo: *innocent man who doesn't pick sides*
two-face: *sure you can hire me to get you blood!!*
See, two different people mhm
Technoblade: the most powerful member of the DSMP, only followed by the creator of the SMP
Santa pig: dies to red coat
why can i just HEAR genderman's voice saying that 😀
Even his dad knew how much of a legend Techno was. o7
*Santa pig
@@rcl4737*The pig of christmas
o7
o8
@@Northtamillando7*
I love how its just as chaotic, but its a completely different story 😭
"Bellyface was chilling at his house"
That didn't age well
HA
@@zin_of_zink7532 -HA
@@lilac7171 -HA
wait how
Dreams homeless
Ranboo: *shoots Quackity*
Schlatt: “Nice shot, two-face”
me: THE ACCURACY????
true though
accuracy of the story not the best but of the shot tho...
@@guilhermefernandes2155 Also, I could one hundred percent see Schlatt tell that to Ranboo after he shoots Quackity of all people
Schlatt would absolutely call Ranboo that lmao
whos Quackity, Ranboo and Schlatt?
Your dad's version is already funny, but his voice telling it makes it 10x funnier.
Your dad is such a great storyteller. So great, that I would’ve believed that this was the actual dsmp story if I didn’t know the actual story already.😅
"Dream was at his house"
Yeah, that's impossible, he's homeless
homeless teletubby
Techno stans
@IEatMusic no dream
@@maku1647 It's a j o k e...
Don’t you mean...
*b e l l y f a c e?*
Santa pig: Dies
Technoblade, in an alternative universe: *No, that's not how you're supposed to play the game.*
Edit: This aged horribly.
But...but Technoblade never dies...
@Rainbow Note Good thing it was Santa Pig who died then.
@@justasadenbylookingatmemes4623 but everybody loves Santa pig
@@Shanisgreat ....everyone except Red Coat
I’m sure two faced was especially sad 😢
7:05 this is where I cracked up. I love your dad
Being somebody who doesn't know a lot about the dream smp, I appreciate your dad summarizing it for us.
lego man: *gets shot*
Lego man: *heals*
Lego man: *gets shot again*
everyone: wait thats illegal
That was so funny and wacky as well!
They wanted him to suffer so much that they waited for him to recover and kill him as soon as he left the hospital
lego man: *dies*
Santa pig died and it was also illegal
i love how "matchstick" and "bellyface" comepletely swapped roles
Ye 😅
Yeah and belly face has a house????
Yeah Matchstickinnit stole it and Bellydream tried to get it back
Yep
When Techno died in the story and he said "Everyone loved Santa Pig" I got sad.
I just wanted to say that after techno's passing, it's nice that your dad would honor him and say everyone misses him, because it's true. Thanks :D
The sentence
"Santa Pig is a legend"
"Everybody love santa pig"
It's weirdly correct
It's*
FFS how did you make this mistake... 🤦🤦🤦
@@mrpoggiewoggies8636 iam sory 😅
@@mrpoggiewoggies8636 No need to get dramatic, everybody makes mistakes.
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@alyalice8507 It was just a simple grammar correction... 😅
"Right as he walks out the door- *BAM*"
Honestly wasn't expecting that, top 10 plot twists
me too lmao
I couldn't stop laughing at that part I really didn't see that coming
Top 10 saddest anime death
Two face has no chill moment he came out of the hospital boom just kill him immediately. Not even given him some time or kill him while he's recovering, nah just gives him hope only to murder lego man
"nice shot two-face!!!" Died of laughter
Santa pig is dead,he was a legend,everybody loved him
-ProffesorBiggy's Dad
Technoblade never dies!
Fly high blood god 🕊️😪
Rest well...
What I find goofy (im late) was the arrows being guns to armorless people. Phil gets shot, George and Sam flop like a fish, Big Q gets shot (twice), Techno gets quickfired and shot (RIP King, you will be missed) and Eret falls down a building like a splat
"Bellyface was at his house"
"Down go Santa Pig"
That was really close to the real story
nah sike...bellyface is 'OMELESS -matchstick
Stfu
@@ninethetwotailedfox wdym stfu that’s rude you know
lol
I like how dream doesn't even have a house
Dream smp lore: “Sad, terrifying and main character Steve”
Professorbiggy dad’s lore: ” Funniest shiz I ever heard”
lol
yes
two face = bad guy in a batman movie
and coming to think of it, they do seem similar lmao (i mean the weird cartoon one not the movie one)
Funni
This actually had me dying, as I haven't even watched anything Dsmp related either
Our dude Ranboo instead of geting manipulated and forgeting becomes a assasin
The funniest part about this is that the story itself is not that far off.
:0 hi seek
WAIT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT-
The whole story revolves around Tommy’s taste in music just like normal smp
That's actually right :^
Eh it kinda is
I love how his dad is actually trying to make a good story. Which he succeeded on doing
Ngl it was rly good
It's an 11/10 story
@@tumblingartist x2
If Quackity marries Ninachu canonically I will cry
belly-face made it so good (the name hehehe)
R.I.P SantaPig. You really were a legend
Dang skeppy fr did good in the last parts-
“They lock him up in prison and say “Hey, do you know what your punishment is, can you guess?” “Yeah! That’s right! You’re gonna listen to cat music discs, like, 24/7, bro.” So they plug it into his cell and it’s like, so loud.. And it’s like, you know, it’s like torture!” That’s the most enthusiastic thing I’ve heard all day..
Lol
3:43
THE DAD REALLY DID SAY “TWO-FACE” THOUGH
Lol
we know
LMAO-
I died laughing when I heard that-
TRUE!
we NEED a part 2 for this!
you should make a series of this. this is so entertaining u just gained a subscriber!
"Everybody loves Santa Pig"
I mean, he's not really wrong.
Santa pig died.
@@courageousdinosaur1661 santa pig never dies
Speaking facts
Yeah and this time santa pig can't call belly face homeless
Karl: * bumps on a chair *
The timeline:
Lol
Nice joke
The timeline: 7:59
Why am I laughing so hard at this comment?? 😂
HAHAHHAHA OMFG
I love how when they put on their armor nobody is wearing a helmet except Bellyface and Bellyface isn't wearing a chestplate
I just love this so much, I could watch it all day over and over again and not get bored :3
“I can build and build and build and I can show people how to build” best presidential speech
100 % votes
they got my vote
Same
lego man for president!
I cant like because its 666 so ill dislike but know it means like
"Gotta get Santa pig on our side" is a quote golden as it is accurate. Who wouldn't want Techno on their side... or by their side... sad.
Dad: telling the story
Biggy: listening
Biggy every now and then: **confused noises**
In an alternate universe...
What if this was real timeline
Did you steal this comment??
Nice
You dont have a 1k likes
@@CoolyCools can u? In 1 second
Time traveler: *moves a chair
The timeline:
Lmao underrated
'hahahah' - Video Game Montagination
‘Red coat kills Santa pig’
then dream revives techno
I REALLY LIKED THIS,,, I'd love to see his reaction to the actual story lmfao
i love how it has actually a little bit of connection with the actual dream smp lore
PLEASE- SANTA PIG, ERNIE, AND TWO-FACE-
I CAN’T H E L P -
belly face
Bruh how did I get so many likes-
Two-face my beloved 🥴
M a t c h s t i c k
L E G O M A N
Jschlatt being called "swindleman" is just too perfect
Yes
One more name to the document of names Jschlatt is commonly called
Jschwindleman
I love how you changed the thumbnail from the original, thanks for showing respect to Technoblade
All of them running up the stairs was legit dizzying.
13/10, absolutely loved this and Santa pig.
bro's dad pridected techno's death
The funniest part is the fact that dream actually has a house
HAHA
EXACTLY LMAO
Dreams homeless but Bellyface has a home
Plot twist:bellyface is actually a long lost twin and he didnt know he had a brother
"Techno dies"
Me: *Now that's an avengers level threat*
(This didn't age well)
RIP Technoblade.
Oh no
Santa pig
who's techno? Ohhhhhhhhhh I think you are referring to Santa pig
NOOOO NOT SANTA PIG IN THE FISH NETS
Yeah kinda
I love that this guy changed the thumbnail from what it used to be into this. thank you
Dream organised the murder or five petty criminals. And everyone is like “dream is so chill is this version”
“Bellyface” is the most appropriate name for Dream’s skin I’ve ever heard
What about the second most appropriate name " A mutated teletubby"
What about the Third most appropriate name " A homeless, mutated teletuppy"?
exactly
GUYS ITS SIMPLE! His full name is: *BellyFace HomeLess Mutated Teletubby (WasTaken)*
@@custaanix-x3096 I think you missed something, his FULL name is: bellyface homeless mutated teletubby child tormenter (was taken)
"And the town was so happy that the dictator was gone"
Santa Pig, rising up from his grave: *As it should be*
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY SANTA PIG NEVER DIES
@@brodyrexosaurus lol
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 Paying fortnite makes you the worst person, Save yourself and go outside and commit toaster bath in front of karen
Santa pig dies in real life 😢😭
This made me smile real hard, i need more stories from your father!
please do more this is awesome!
"He didn't cry during titanic, do men even have emotions?"
Men: *watch Lego Man get engaged and then killed by Two Face* :_(
man i got depressed :(
LMAO i laughed when he shot him second time xdddd
Poor lego man
@@dude_1234 you are a monster D:
@@slaviccrusader5249 why lmao, ngl it was funi when he got shot 2nd time xd
Plot twist: His dad is a stan, and he is reading off a fanfiction he spent months on
A theory to be considered
I love your pfp
The reason it's inaccurate is because he wrote it during the the first days of the disc war
😳
@@rationalowl4867 cuz of the anime girl….right?
“Santa Pig was a legend.” He sure got that one right.
Part 2 pls this is amazing
So, Eret is basically Jschallt
Tommy is Dream
Techno is Wilbur
Idk the rest
Techno is techno
Santa pig is more like ph1lza with the 1 life and most the people are friends with phil so yknow
@@lenzone no, Technoblade never dies 😏
Techno is like the opposite of his self reality he’s hated and never dies but In this he’s loved and dies
@@unknown__3366 still a legend though. also a very good fighter still
The new smp name is: "Bellyface SMP"
yeah lol
Lmfao
lmaooopo
New saga is called: the other disc saga
April fools day prank should be changing the dsmp to bfsmp
When Santa Pig dies and so everyone rises up against the dictator because they all loved Santa Pig so much, that really got me man.
Rip Techno/Alex/Santa Pig. Blood for the blood god. Technoblade Never Dies.
We need your dad to make more storylines I loved this
*Remember, Tommy is still in the prison listening to cat.*
yea
*matchstick lol
oh yeah, what happened to Tommy after doe?
\
You mean matchstick
Matchstick Dario
I can't believe Swindleman hired Two-face to assasinate Lego man
he was such a nice president
@@witheringsans7068 he can build and build and show people how to build 😔
Everyone will miss Lego man o7
it was so tragic 😪 o7 for legoman
he didn't even get to marry Greta yet ;(
4:04 SUCH A GOOD OPROTUNITY TO DAY CAT BURGLAR 😭
I love how for the presidential speeches, *Red coat* and *Lego man* just switched skills-
Techno dies
Everyone: Wait, that's illegal
It is
true
:0
Don’t you mean Santa pig
@@bruhstop8499 shh, is the same
This is surprisingly accurate in the worst possible way.
Truuue
Fuckin Ernie
Ikr Rip
playing minecraft is a mistake
save yourself and play fortnite
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 omg shut up already 💀💀
what an emotional rollercoaster! truly the best of its time.
i love this
BROWN BAG, BELLY FACE, MATCH STICK, AND roy
“Everybody liked santa pig” that was soo heartwarming
E
Ya Santa pig is a troublemaker now in the smp
[everyone liked that]
So beautiful
everyone LOVED santa pig
he literally just switched everyones roles around that was it
I know right
BOW TOO BURRITO BOOTIE
@@keenu7610 I'm sorry what 😐
@@keenu7610 YESSSS BOW
Its so close to the actual story. Tommy going to prison is just the real version flipped
Santa Pig was indeed a legend.
Your dad is nice, he doesn’t consider “belly face” as homeless
Techno stan
@@maku1647 lol I don’t really watch techno I watch dsmp clips
@@maku1647 it's jot technoblade it's *s a n t a p i g*
@@maku1647 not*
Guys he is homeless tho
“Techno dies.”
So that’s why he hadn’t uploaded in a month...
Updating this comment. He’s gone. I don’t know what to write, how to honor him. But I miss him. I do. And I’m so sorry to everyone else who was with me through his content. He will never be forgotten and as far as I’m concerned, he’s the king of Minecraft.
DON'T JIX IT!
but techno never dies-
Techno never uploads anyway
No thats just normal technoblade behavior
Liese Holcomb whats jix lmao
Love how Eret is the dictator instead of schlatt
Quackity getting assassinated by Ranboo after making a full recovery is somehow the funniest thing ever
Imagine his dad telling him stories as a child. Perfect for a child.
Everyone teaming up to put Tommy in jail over him stealing discs is the funniest thing out of this whole episode
@SHARON TEOH ZI QING Moe uhh what?
thats basically what happened to dream, he stole the discs from tommy and everyone put him to jail
@@1orenzo592 yeah thats... my comment
@SHARON TEOH ZI QING Moe why does everyone have moe in their name?
IKR- LMAO
Bro that Lego man part was sad and funny at the same time lmao
I forgot that santa pig is dead in real life a long ago, rip legend
The part I like is that his dad acted like technoblade was everybody's friend.
Yeah that got me good haha
I think you mean Santa Pig
@@elliott6140 😉
@@elliott6140 Yeah, Santa Pig
the anarchy aspect was there as well
Cannon Lives: *Exist*
His Dad: *Hippy Hoppy Get Out My Story Line*
Expect Lego Man, He gets 2. only 2.
When the dad makes a story more realistic than the actual DSMP
R.I.P lego man he deserved to last longer. he was so wholesome
This is honestly the best thing I have ever watched
"captain dog face" AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CALL HIM A FURRY
This just turned into a Nihachu x Quackity fanfic-
And then ended the fanfic just as quickly
then BAM LEGO MAN IS SHOT BY TWO FACE AGAIN
Literally my favorite part so far
@@zettaflareig *"nice shot two face"*
Lmao
Man I remember watching this when this had less than a million views. And I distinctly remember the "Technoblade dies" thumbnail. o7 to Techno, may he rest in peace. And this video- still makes me laugh even after a year
dude your dad is awesome i wish that is how the dream smp went that genuinely made my day :)
I love how his dad makes nickname for the character
Yeah me too (:
Yeah matchstick, santa pig lego man were very funny names in the bellyface smp
When his dad said bellyface he's pretty accurate beucuse dreams mask is on is belly
Ernie's death left me in tears
Also, LegoMan getting shot left me in an emotional wreck for 10 Years.
Can’t wait for the actual dream smp storyline to confirm alternate realities and therefore make this cannon.
They already have confirmed alternate realities
Thanks to karl
my headcanon involves the alternate reality system from Passerine (an AU fanfic where it's set up so that the actual DSMP is another reality in the same universe), so in my headcanon this is definitely one of the realities.
But in both realities Technoblade dies in real life
@@sahilhossain8204 santa pig was a legend 😢
Captain dogface-
SANTA PIG-
BELLYFACE-
I Can’t--
Absolutely loved this!