Zach's Grand MINECRAFT Adventure! - Oney Plays
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#minecraft #minecraftletsplay - Hry
I love how zach placed the tnt, chris hit the pressure plate, and yet tomar managed to get himself blamed just by holding flint lmao
I know right? This shit is like poetry.
I love how people repeat the top comment
It was a modern O.J. Simpson case.
"How much TNT was there?!"
"Only like 300 or 400 pieces!"
they investigated that shit like a Zapruder film
Zach places TNT next to pressure plates
Chris steps on pressure plate and sets it off
Tomar gets blamed for it
Brilliant moment
Proceeds to get his shrine blown up for said blame lol
It's all set up
Zakua's Minecraft Neighbor
Such is life
This is literally an hour of Chris deceiving and lying to Zach.
It's frightening how good Chris is at lying.
Carl just took another blackpill
Tomar was in on it apparently
Carl Wheezer And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Carl Wheezer it doesn’t matter how you do it, I just want to you lie to your wife
Zach's ghast impressions
17:52
18:08
21:58
23:29
The best comment
Thanks
Girth Worm thank you
He sounds like Ridley-X
Zachs ghast sounds are on point tbh
Every one of Zach's Ghast screams need to be used as future censor noises.
no you only get one comment thats not fair
@@deceptivelysmallman life isn't fair. You of all people should know that.
you can, two times?
???
@@gooandbeegaminggachalifest7489 the person has 2 top comments
I died laughing when Chris was spawning endless bats behind Zach and Zach kept talking about how there were hundreds of bats and cats annoying him.
Chris knows how to troll, he starts of doing harmless shit and starts going bigger with it
SamuraiInTheShadows The best was when Zach tried to count them and Chris spawned like 15 directly behind him
I’m crying laughing at that part as I type
Chaotic Evil at it's finest-
He played it so cool to so funny lol
Crying over the guy in chat talking about how happy he was that the tomar shrine was still intact that three minutes later gets blown up
Your exact picture is the same picture I have as my zoom profile pic
Worth it.
I love the guy that says “lagging the server as usual”
THEY HIT THE TOMAR SHRINE
38:12 is one of the funniest parts to me. The silence as Chris spawns them all and then the complete disgust in Zach's voice when he finally agrees to be teleported is just so funny.
That got me good too 😂
the way zach just stood there that was hilarious
tomar's oblivious caveman brain almost ruined the fun
chris almost but not entirely concealing his sincere delight at knowing to the second exactly when Zach became ready to leave is sublime.
I love 39:07. Zach, seemingly just looking for an explanation as to what's going on, is like, "Oh, are you seeing what I'm doing, Tomar?" and Tomar is like SHIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNDERCOVER
zach's impression of a dying woman breathed life into my dying husk
You stole some of her essence
23:27
Spagett!
@@nicholassmith7105 i thought it was at the star how many dead women are in this playthrough?
Life literally sprinted into your body
They mock tomar for trying but I respect him for being honest about pressing the space bar
He had ample opportunity to lie but couldn't do it in his heart of hearts
A true veracious soul
It was a ploy to get the heat off chris while he did his thing.
@@ganjagank4787 is he that quick witted?
Bones
This is like Herculad times a thousand.
*Honey you mean HUNKULAD!*
I love hearing Zack slam his shriveled hands against his desk while he's laughing
He was grasping for the jewel but couldn't quite reach it. He was crying in pain, not laughing.
The addition of shriveled made this comment so beautifully delicious. Thank you for your flavors kind stranger
He's got notmal hands. He's actually jacked
the thing is, Zach is just bizarrely handsome in his actual meat body. like the sort of handsome that seems like it was put there by god specifically to shock people who have, up until the moment they see him, known him only as a wretched little creature.
and because of this comment, every time I see an image of him, I think about his shivelled hands, and I laugh in a very conflicted way. so fuck you for that.
12:46 i love how chris clearly reacted to him getting pushed off and he doesn't even register it
Omg that's hilarious
Yeah, Zach probably suspected Chris was mucking around but didnt say nothing.
Well if he had said something there, Zach would have suspected even more
I noticed that. Beautiful moment
@@gabrielcastejon7914 Zach was just distracted
This is the ultimate payback for Zach’s gaslighting over the years.
TRULY epic
Have you forgotten Herculad?
@@jiminyjustin That wasn't enough.
payback? Zach is the one that gets gaslight all the time
What’s gaslighting?
"Dear homeowner, your home has been OWNED LOL"
Timestamp?
Sorry hahahahahahahahahahaha
-tomamoto
Reality Winner 33:20
Ugerwashy lol that was 3 months ago
@@mick6975 that was one month ago
45:57 I love how much he laughs at the absurdity of the phrase "cat egg"
I like the chat
"Dwarf bad."
"I will make war."
"Make war with little men."
i like when the general demeanor of a chat is influenced by a certain little foul creature
Jayden G. The chat kinda reads like Zach doing that deep voice he does.
There’s even some random dude talking about skinwalkers and missing cases in national parks lol
make war, not war
@@dajokahbaby1506 missing411 my boy
The Gaslighting of Zach is on an Epic scale, I havent seen such tomfoolery since the Great Herculad Debate of '87
89* Read up on your deep lore idiot
It's almost like D&D and Chris is the dungeon master.
Ghastlighting
@@theo1216 You've just outted yourself MatPat! I knew you were a Oneyplays fan! Idiot!
25:50 was where I lost myself to laughter I feel bad my wife died tho
14:45 Chris: "Holy f..." realizes he shouldn't be reacting to something he shouldn't have seen "... I can hear you guys coming."
12:47 here too
38:04 chris has the most invincible iron will to hold in all laughter to just casually say "yea water zombies are really annoying" as he is spawning thousands of drown on zach. losing sight of him completely in the swarm.
Zach's laugh when the epic prank was revealed warmed my heart.
fr tho
it was like the Ocean's Eleven flashback montage when they revealed the heist
I almost got worried because he didn't breathe for a good couple of seconds lol
I’m so happy he just found it hilarious. He’s got a good sense of humor about himself
A genuine laugh from our favorite goblin.
45:22 zachs doofy laugh as he slowly realizes everything is the funniest shit.
Best part of the episode, "And I bet he spawned the zombies underwater I bet."
It’s adorable
It's so wholesome
@@moss.teeeth gay
@@beeferoni786 ur point being
23:29 It never ceases to amaze me how Zach shrieks so shrilly and loudly and yet is able to keep talking immediately after like he never screamed like that, and the most amazing part is that his voice hasn't been ruined.
One part of my brain thinks it's the result of voice acting n stuff but holy hell, he literally can let out the most bloodcurdling scream and then just goes back to talking calmly.
I think it's part his voice acting talent and the other part is his probable deviated septum
If you strain your voice just right while like blocking off your nose and do a high pitch scream you will sound like that and not hurt your throat
i can do that
The dude that spent hours of his life building his house must have had a heart attack when he saw Zach placing tnt inside of it
But there were no witnesses it was the perfect crime
nejinaji yes in the eyes of the law he committed a great crime but in the eyes of god, he is amongst him
Spicy_Hi_C LMAO
@@bubbap89 among
@@nejinaji no witnesses aside from 811,119 people plus zach, chris, and tomar
The ghastlighting was amazing
i c u
@@SangheiliSpecOp p
28:27 Chris destroys a man's home, denies all wrongdoing.
35:56 I like how Zach doesn’t comment on the zombies until there’s like a hundred
He legit didn't say anything till there was an entire continent's worth of them sitting on his head. Shit was hilarious.
"I'm the opposite of whatever evil is"
-Psychicpebbles, 2020
52 minutes of zach playing minecraft. Christmas has come early.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear karet
@@carla.s133 Idk Man, The Video Where he Claps His feet together and Loops the audio of him Screaming like a Smoothed brained Chimpanzee For 4 Minutes was pretty Cool, you Gotta Admit
This is top tier American content brother 🇺🇸
chris's genuine reaction to stepping on the pressure plate next to the tnt is so fucking funny
*_Task Failed Successfully_*
@SpazzMellow Was Bjorn the guy who made the house?
Zach breathlessly laughing and pounding his desk at 46:00 genuinely losing his shit harder than in any other video followed by "...that's funny."
Gets me every time.
CAT EGG
42:13 I love that Tomar was begging for mercy for his emeralds to not be destroyed that’s how power hungry he is
a ruthless king in a moment of weakness
I love that when Chris laughs rly hard the camera shakes around with him like at 33:22 lol
yeah that’s him involuntarily shaking his mouse around bc he’s laughing
I love that he technically is still reading the sign by laughing
So many people do that and once you see it you'll never unsee it. I've had people say like "that's unrealistic, you wouldn't laugh like that" and yet I see it OFTEN.
29:46 "only 300, 400 pieces"
im crying
i love how long it takes zach's brain to process the fact that hes surrounded by a million water zombies.
I love how even though chris is acting like he’s not near them he yells when zach falls and he doesn’t notice
Even more obvious is the teleporting. How he didn't catch on I have no idea, and I've never even played minecraft.
@@arbiter- What do you mean, like the "Teleported to xxx" that it says in the chat? Pretty sure that only shows to the user who typed it, and Chris is in invis to players mode so Zach cant see him or his username
chris reacted to it faster than zach did but no one noticed lol
They probably thought he was dealing with his own problems wherever they thought he was.
I always knew Zach was the Brian Griffin of the OneyPlays show
That's right Petah, our Zach, Psychicpebbles, is dead!
Whoa, ass ahoy, Chris.
I see him more like a steewie
420 likes, nice.
11:24 Zach just ceals the cat in a wall and doesn't even comment on it
the black cat by edgar allen poe
47:47 sweeping edge. Tomar hit a bat and the sword's sweeping edge also transferred the hit to Zach, thats why he fell
46:05 Hearing that laugh
is a high that no drug has ever given me ❤️❤️❤️
Don’t worry fellas’ those weren’t the REAL Tomar emeralds.
the ' doesn't belong there
@@adamgoldenstein1179 It does' when you're talking about the Tomar Emeralds!
@@adamgoldenstein1179 listen. the tomar emerald defy grammer. everyone knows that
It does'
I like how my mistyped “ , “ has now added lore to the TomarVerse.
thanks folks’
Someone please sample Zach's bloodcurdling screams. We need that in a horror game.
No, we need it to complement a beautiful orchestra.
It’s like Scary maze game sfx
Zach laughing really hard at the end there was really endearing. Starting at 45:25 and then it lasts until the end. Just Chris admitting to messing with Zach and Zach just loving it.
Him laughing at the concept of cats and bats coming from eggs made him lose it 😆
Guys like us, lonely schmucks on CZcams, we watch these videos and think “Gee, it sure would be nice to be friends with Chris O’Neil.”
This video is a reminder that, no, it would not be nice to be friends with Chris O’Neil.
Nah, it didn't change my mind.
@@wajihbec1087 yea
Nah, I would still want to be friends...
i get off on abuse, actually
You just need to fight badly executed burns with even more badly executed burns.
That's why Zach and Chris were meant to be
Zach being completely oblivious to Chris spawning bats right behind him and hitting him, while thinking it was a skeleton is the funniest shit
Zach and Tomar being oblivious to anything is the funniest shit actually
is that pepino from iconic videogame pizza tower?
@@boboloon yes indeedy I sure do love that wacky italian
@@noid2690 too bad he's currently being quarantined. I really wanted pizza...
Tomar is playing along because he knows everyone thinks he's pure and innocent.
Zach? 52 minutes? Oh my.
I know, the tissues are on the counter right next to you
oh fuck I didn't notice it was that long hell yeah
This is the _real_ Action 52.
18:08 The scream Zach makes is literally so funny I keep replaying it! That’s the funniest impression out of all of the impressions in this video
How does chris not let out a single little laugh while spawning 1 billion zombies on zach's glass house
*50 minutes* of *ZACKARIAH* playing *MINECRAFT* ? I'm twisting at the seams in ecstasy
Zachariah playing MineyCraftah
That sounds pretty nice
Twisting at the seams
I like it
Don't blame Chris for censoring his content, blame CZcams for making him.
definitely not a cop how does CZcams make him? Does he lose monetization if he doesn’t ?
WayCoolJr yes even his old videos that used to be monetized are affected
Also, in a previous video they said it's also to prevent them from people bringing it back and shoving them in their faces
Its still ruining my ability to watch them though.
@@AxelDawgman dont watch then simple fix
12:30
I like how Chris said he was at the bottom so he couldn't see them but screamed the same time Zach did when Zach was knocked off and no one noticed
I was almost feeling bad for how Chris was trolling Zack but the second he enters that house and it’s littered with TNT I wheezed so hard
that damn pressure plate he stepped on
wyd
Zach and Tomar must bring the ring to Mount Doom
Curious Incubus no, Chris is Frodo, Tomar is Sam, and Zach is Gollum
Timothy Tzovolos Not in this scenario. Zach is Frodo here, while Chris is JRR Tolkien, stealthily tickling his taint.
@@candycaneshank pretty hard for it to be stealthily when you can hear it right up to the mic for like the first 15 mins. Probably a great video but I really couldn't watch past that part
47:09 I think about this laugh from Zach often
That awkward silence when Chris spawned the Mule almost had me in tears from laughing.
Fifty minutes of gaslighting a gaslighter. I love this channel.
good thing zach is an inexperienced minecraft player because anyone else would've caught on to chris using stone instead of cobblestone and green top dirt instead of all brown dirt
I am experienced and wouldn't notice this lol
As an expert minecraftwer I must say I AGREE... typical noob mistake....
Green top, for sure, but stone could be silk touch
@@hotcofi2969 can pick up grass dirt with silk touch shovel
@@yourehereforthatarentyou nobody makes those is the thing
The joy in Zach's voice and in his laughs when sees that it was just Chris fucking with him the whole time is just the best.
Zach's genuine hysterical laughter and desk-slamming at the end added years to my life.
35:33 I thought that was Zach imitating the Drowned lol
In old Weed Town you can see the ears of beloved video game character Tough Bippy. His demise represents diabetes
OneyPlays censored is like Zach without his Tomar Emeralds.
VideoOverload I don’t mind it
he has to censor the beginning. If you say ONE swear in the beginning of your video it's pretty much guaranteed to be demonetized.
There's something inherently adorable just watching Zach and tomar going through the tunnels while Chris just neutrally observes their struggle.
Chris: *tries to act natural by mining iron ore*
Also Chris: *instantly breaks it*
No you dummy! It's the enchanted pickaxe that makes it ec af
That sign post split my damn sides. imagine that being the plaque at ground zero and tomar was framed for it
I had a dream where a tiny Zach climbed into my fridge and ate my cheese. His nose was twice as big as his body.
that wasn’t a dream
@@coolkoi7999 My cheese!!
OK. And how big was it in the dream?
Was it a clone perhaps?
That was a premonition
Zach is so unambiguously at fault for that explosion and it's fucking hilarious listening to him try and weasel his way out of the guilt.
40:18 on the chat:
"The Tomar shrine survived mostly."
This is scarily similar to a trolling video from 2012
27:25 Chris walks in on Zach loading the house with explosives
“Zach what are you doing??”
“I’m not gonna do anything I’m just gonna leave it here”
Lmfao, Zach is one of my favorite people
Chris spawning monsters is the Minecraft equivalent of the prank where someone is showering and another guy keeps putting shampoo in their hair.
23:28 is like the perfect jumpscare sound
I never got to finish that ikea : /
F
They say a child's laughter is the purest thing but I swear, hearing Zach legitimately lose it and wheeze laughing brings me so much joy
Can't believe chris managed to keep cool during some segments, I was crying of laughter
When Chris stepped on he pressure plate, and blamed everyone else lmao
tomartopia
edit: i'm sorry, tomarverse
tomarpocalypse
tomart
The TCU
This channel is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore. My soul is desolate of real humor.
Okay Monkey
Devoid, your life is Devoid of real humor
We're so damn desensitized.
@@Saiaxs De epic void full of te darkness?
real actual joke structures dont even register in my brain, im always subconsciously expecting a shriek or a small little man to run in
Zach’s reaction was so much better than I could have hoped for. The way he was pounding on the table and laughing till he was out of breath as he realized that that was all just bull crap Chris and Tomar had put him through instantly made this one of my favorite Oneyplays moments
11:49 something about this clip makes me lose it, just the amount of bats and how they all flee the scene right after being spawned
oh man oh man i cant wait to see what hijinks ensue on this grand adventure with zach
imagine being the guy who owned that house lmao
Imagine being the guy corned in the cave and slaughtered by zach after they talked about turning on whitelist
Chris telling Zach to "get his revenge" on Tomar by blowing up his shrine, when *Chris* is the one who destroyed the guy's house, is a certified Emperor Palpatine move
36:48 Aww someone blew up Tough Bippy! Does Ding Dong play in this server?
No it was probably just some fan who built it. Ding dong said he doesn't play games that often other than streams, so he wouldn't be wasting time doing something like that.
Dingdong actually was on one night & someone built it then. There were a bunch of simpsons too but they all got griefed pretty quick bc everyone on the server got teleported to the ikea parking lot. that's how old weedtown fell
Unrelated, but I can see Mega Man and a work-in-progress of his friend Air Man.
It's like a dnd dungeon that chris is running
I would pay to see them play D&D
"This week on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft"
45:53 - Zach laughing is the best
CZcamsrs: trolls and griefs younger players
Outcome: Genuine hate and anger
Oney: trolls friends and griefs acquaintance's shrines
Outcome: Good hearty laugher and a sad bearded bald man
What I need whilst I'm self isolating!!! Zach has invaded my home!!
I'd love to see his little goblin feet dirtying my house.
He's the only cure for Goblin Flu.
Chris stepped on the button.
Zack placed the TNT.
But at the end of the day, it was tomar that was holding the flint in his off-hand.
Unintentionally the climax of the Tomar Emerald Saga, where Chris destroys the Tomar Shrine it a fit of madness.
Zach smacking the table with his nose was pretty funny
Fun Fact: Ghast noises are actually the sound of C418's snoring cat.
Fun fact: shut up lol
Call an exorcist and put a stake through that feline demon
@@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow epic
Yup.
That’s common knowledge by now.
Not to be r/wholesome Reddit gold moment but the laughs Zach does when he’s reacting to Chris spawning bats behind him are cute as fuck
Was Chris wearing a cool Trollface t-shirt while recording?
I honestly haven’t laughed this hard watching an OneyPlays video in a very long time. I hope to see much more like this in future.
38:33
/tp tomamoto
*Tomar immediatly jumps off *
I don't know why that killed me
I love how Chris constantly reacts to what’s happening to Zach despite the fact he’s supposed to be like miles away and Zach doesn’t pick up on it
hes just too confused to realize lmao
One of the best OneyPlays episodes of all-time. I'm also so glad that they did a video review at the end showing Zach everything. Just flawless.
Seeing Zach fill up a house with TNT next to pressure plates was like watching someone driving headlong towards a cliff.
Dramatic irony at its finest.