+forceaidan8 But Chris Crinkle is somebody else entirely. He also has a house of tingles. It sometimes just straight up collapses sometimes, but it's okay, because it's relaxing.
"it's bursting at the seams" "can't wait to unload it" "what a cute little fella looks mesmerized" "I wonder where I can put my sack" 😂😂😂 the list goes on Santa has been naught!
Got a huge smile when you said "do you know the true story..." Knew it was going to be awesome because it reminded me of Corvus's Easter story! Amazing work as always ER!
If relax with potato comes Out, I will... DRINK MY OWN PISS... Man I'm making this kind of bet way too much... At this rate I'm... God damn I gotta stop making bets....
It is extremely irresponsible for Santa to be drinking when he has to make more deliveries. Next episode is "ASMR with Santa in jail for drinking and driving (flying)"
hey Ephemeral Rift, Thanks for the many videos of relaxation, and for being as much a friend to your viewers as you reasonably can be. your videos have got me some tough times, and you've inspired me to make my own lets play. it's not very good yet... but i am getting into the swing of things so i think it is steadily improving. Just wanted to thank you and let you knowing you are having a positive influence on the world!
Me: "Hey Mom! Santa has a Devil's star on is sack. Smooth like Satan." My Mom: "I'm gonna have the police look at Santa's sack okay? They're on their way."
Not going to lie; I wish someone wrote a book/graphic novel about the Ephermal Rift lore. Especially about Corvus Clemons!!! I'd buy that right away!!! :O
Not really a video I get tingles from but I can see the effort you've put into making this, good job on that! Wish you'd still do some lego videos every once in a while. Happy Holidays to you and your family Paul!
+Bjorn AFCA Yeah I know. It's more for the fun and laughs than strictly ASMR. Gotta break up the monotony from time to time! Thank you and Happy Holidays to you and yours as well!
![Christmas with Corvus [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F1UqNQsu9gQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![Your First Night on the Job at Santa's Workshop [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dD7PZwax-DE/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Repairman 1 [ ASMR ]](/img/n.gif)
*Lifts the sack up single handedly with no problem*
"As you can see, it's quite a heavy sack"
Santa is strong af
***** Näin on
"You will be able to hear my sack. Right up against your ears."
Oh Santa that's exactly what I wanted for Christmas.
+lightonsnow1 See? Santa knows what everyone wants.
Now come on Santa's got a surprise for you.
Ephemeral Rift delivering Ephemeral Gifts
AhahaHAHAHaha I saw what you did there
+Brennen Herley we all did, it was pretty obvious
+Spozy YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *throws pixelated sunglasses at everyone*
Yung Falafel 🥙
Was searching for "Relax with Satan" and a typo caused me to end up here.
Damn dyslexia, am I right?
Lol now he has both videos
question; are you a fan of supernatural? 😂😂
+wincaster I am. I'd love to be relaxed by the king of hell, Crowley himself XD
I hope you were specifically looking for ER's "Relax with Satan" video because otherwise you have some weird ass tingles ..
Should've been called Relax with Kris Krinkle
+forceaidan8 But Chris Crinkle is somebody else entirely. He also has a house of tingles. It sometimes just straight up collapses sometimes, but it's okay, because it's relaxing.
+Sovereign kris kringle house of tingles
+Sovereign
Exactly, that's Chris Crinkle, not Kris Krinkle.
chris krinkles house of trigger tingles?
I'm missing the joke. What is it?
I never thought I'd hear Santa make nutsack jokes. I suppose it's just something that comes with this channel.
"You'll be able to hear my sack right up in your ears" I don't know how I should feel about this...
"it's bursting at the seams" "can't wait to unload it" "what a cute little fella looks mesmerized" "I wonder where I can put my sack" 😂😂😂 the list goes on Santa has been naught!
Got a huge smile when you said "do you know the true story..." Knew it was going to be awesome because it reminded me of Corvus's Easter story! Amazing work as always ER!
+Stephen Snyder heheh why thank you kindly!
Goodness. The jingling from Santa entering scared me, I thought the jingling was in my house. Good job, Mr. Rift.
I looked around my room XD
+GingyDaSpaceCat I did that with the last corvo video
hooded assassin i thought it was a bottle cap getting pushed by my fan
and when i pulled my headphones out i pacepalmed
Captain Sum Ting Wong omg OOOOOOo
same
"yes there are a pair of balls in my sack" possible the best Christmas quote ive heard
RELAX WITH POTATO!?!? >:(
one day maybe...probably... hopefully...if we're lucky........
+Potato Nah, relax with shrek.
The day I don't see you in the comments is the day I fear.
If relax with potato comes
Out, I will...
DRINK MY OWN PISS...
Man I'm making this kind of bet way too much... At this rate I'm... God damn I gotta stop making bets....
No! 😀
It is extremely irresponsible for Santa to be drinking when he has to make more deliveries. Next episode is "ASMR with Santa in jail for drinking and driving (flying)"
Scared Straight ASMR
He said his sleigh has autopilot lol
+AeonsOfBlight I don't remember that being said. I must've fallen asleep because of the amount of tingles I got.
+That One Penguin On CZcams Was when he was talking about how advanced it is.
hey Ephemeral Rift, Thanks for the many videos of relaxation, and for being as much a friend to your viewers as you reasonably can be. your videos have got me some tough times, and you've inspired me to make my own lets play. it's not very good yet... but i am getting into the swing of things so i think it is steadily improving. Just wanted to thank you and let you knowing you are having a positive influence on the world!
+neverrunning Well hey thank s for the kind words and good luck with your channel! Just be patient and don't give up!
He legitimately sounds like he could be a voice actor for a fallout game
ASMRmass! My favorite time of year! A video on Christmas, and a truly fantastic one as always, ER you really never disappoint.
+Lathland Fancy seeing you here good sir! :D
+Lathland WOAH WHAT! Sweet my favorite let's player watches my favorite ASMR artist!
Good to know one of my favorite youtubers has good taste in other youtubers!!!
+Lathland Thank you kindly, good sir!
It's the most wonderful time!
"Mr. Claus and his sack are here!"
As long as his sack stays in his pants and not near my stocking.
Giggity
Who else is watching this in the middle of the summer
Moi!
+Cullen Lonergan well i guess this is the beginning of summer but at least it's still summer
It's so much fun to watch Rift geek out over his favourite music.
Ho ho ho.
Great Santa Claus.;D
+Urara1966 ASMR heheheh thank you ;)
+Ephemeral Rift your laugh is very warm, I like it ^^
No Face I know this is late but MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🎈😘
STILL listening to this out of season, this video is just perfect 😱
1 second off of 2 hours, OCD OCD OCD
+Madrid Cheese sksmekxkdmskskwmwkdocksnwlekxkxnsowoenxkx
What? I don't have OCD so...
>.< it needs to be 2:00:00!!!! AAAAGHHHH WHY
+Madrid Cheese I see you on like every other ASMR video WAT EEZ DIS
+Madrid Cheese Beauty and the other hand I have been in the morning and evening and will not be able to get the sh it tickles
As soon as I'm out of this Christmas party, I WILL be relaxing with Santa.
The second he walked in, I knew he was gonna tell us about how he listens to metal. I love it !
1:07:41 satan: "WHERE'S MY NUTSACK!?"
A guy in hell: "a guy dressed as santa took it for a video."
Relax with the Krampus. :)
Seeing a grumpy santa where he's fed up with christmas garbage would be an interesting concept :O
I would kill for a full track listing of that mixtape
Holy crap, the velvet scratching sound is the best, I wish you could make a video only about it
The way of all flesh is one of the greatest albums of all time. Vacuuity is so freakin heavy.
you did the santa laugh around 378 times. Yes, I counted. Yes, I am probably wrong... but thats ok!
I can't take your sack seriously without almost dying laughing. (but very creative and good video) :)
The sound of santa's sack is amazing
That sack part in the beginning made me laugh way too much... am I that immature? xD
Santa has a mixtape. You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout cause santa is gonna drop his mixtape into your stockings.
Ah +poetry ... such a beautiful form of literature.
When I heard Santa start singing closer I got really excited for a second 😂😂
ditto!! lol
I can only begin to imagine the fan art to come of this
"titanium whuite"
I see what you did there :3
YOU DIDNT GET ME WHAT I WANTED YOU SON OF A
SON OF A WHAT?!?! SON OF A WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
+CM Cardenas Biatch
Sloe Gin NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
+CM Cardenas yesssssssssssss
the sack jokes are balsy
You should get sacked..
+Potato You should get potato sacked.
+Defect Mogeko lmao defect mogeko
Ho Ho Ho Ho intensifies
*Ho Ho Ho Intensifies.*
+Bread C*** Ho Ho Ho Intensifies INTENSIFIES
The Rat Emperor 🐭
Forever wondering how many metal-heads unwind to the ambience of an ASMR video at the end of a long day.
I know I do
Can this Santa give me the PC components I've been hyped about for 6 months? Cthulhu, I hope so.
i NEED a whole video of controllers, that was amazing! oh and imagine adding a mechanical keyboard, lord that would be bliss
This Christmas, I received the gift of an elderly man caressing his sack while laughing the whole time.
Is it also my birthday?
This is actually very relaxing, like the "relax with the joker" video. great job rift.
Love this video because I'm pretty sure ER gets completely blitz during it lol!!!!
Hey Santa. When I was 6 I asked for a bike and I didn't get one. I'm still irked to this day. I was really good that year. What gives?
God is dead
+killer2568istaken Fair enough
+killer2568istaken And we killed him
+DancingOdie You didn't eat your vegetables during dinner on April 3rd.
+Ephemeral Rift was that it? Well I love my veggies now so I guess it all worked out for the best.
I always watch this on Christmas Eve and it still good
I speak for everyone when I say that I need that mixtape in my life.
RIFT OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!! I got a copy of the Necronomicon!! Its incredible, thanks for showing me such an amazing writer :)
+Nate A. Lucky s.o.b. !
Probably the best Santa Claus for me to hang around with
My brother just got me an X box one and this is still a better present.
clothes are better
Sloe Gin *Inhuman screech of pure anger and hatred*
Shouldve been a PS4
New Santa was real; everything I wanted and more! ;)
you like that sack, huh? ;D
*knew ;) love your videos though man! keep up the good work
What about old Santa, was he real?
+Bob the Shish Kebab old Santa was never real. Everything you know is a lie.
+That One Penguin On CZcams SANTA IS REAL GOD DAMN IT
Even on Christmas, this is why you're the best ASMRtist out there ER.
After a crazy, happy Christmas Day, I'm soooo ready for this! :)
Me: "Hey Mom! Santa has a Devil's star on is sack. Smooth like Satan." My Mom: "I'm gonna have the police look at Santa's sack okay? They're on their way."
Ok, this is awesome. Thanks for this ER, amazing as always man.
35:10 "Santa's sack is so smooth." -Santa
could've gone all my life without seeing Santa's sack...
2h of Relaxation? What an amazing gift! Thx Santa!
I love Santa's taste in music.
I got mad and ripped a computer in half and this has calmed me down so much
Uncle E, you have no Idea how badly I've been looking for a good santa ASMR vid. Thank you so much! Happy holidays!
Kinda skinny for Santa :v
Makes sense, he only eats once a year
+Saantana HA!
+Agnelis He's been working out
I was about to fall asleep until you started talking about metal so I was up for another 2 hours just listening to metal
Your sack really got to me. In the most relaxing and hilarious way possible.
+CellarDoorWhispers I'm glad to hear! ;)
Also, i really dig the gift wrapping sounds *shudders*
I actually wouldn't mind an Ephemeral Rift take on a Bob Ross type video, after seeing that painting bit.
Awesome as always man. Merry Christmas to you and yours E.R and thanks for another awesome year of tingly epicness
+laleyes Thank you kindly. Hope you had a Merry Christmas too!
You never disappoint with the sack jokes.
Dude you are so imaginative with your asmr vids 👍 keep up the good tingles
The PS ending of papercups almost ASMR-blew my head off. Kind of like Heater Feather's SK!
Well done! Glad I found your channel. I never thought I'd say this but your sack makes me tingle haha
loved the harvester of sorrow reference
Relax with inbound restraining order.
+Bread C*** Or you mean Relax with a Parole Officer ?
We all knew this was coming
Who knew I would be drinking with ER during Christmas hahaha cheers to all
So you're telling me that you are an mineman pvper mr ER?
That's gr8
Not going to lie; I wish someone wrote a book/graphic novel about the Ephermal Rift lore.
Especially about Corvus Clemons!!!
I'd buy that right away!!! :O
This was the purfect addition to my Christmas night! You're wit is legendary E!!! :)
+5footartist Jennifer You are far too kind!
the sac jokes never get old
Please please oh please do a relaxing burning building video where you act like everything is fine
Like College Humors Robbery ASMR!
That would be pretty funny
plz
I liked Santa's Mixtape. Best mixtape I've heard.
+Awkwardly Sara This makes Santa happy.
Santa dropping the Phatest Beats of 2015
One of the best gifts of today! Hope you had a wonderful holiday Rift!
+Maddie Drager Same to you as well!
Ah, relax with santa. A logical follow up for the 'relax with satan' video.
i like the whiskey and pentagram in the background.
That mixtape is FIRE.
Wish you made an entire video using those monster hands.
In this episode, Santa proceeds to not get drunk by drinking too much egg-nog.
I got so excited when I saw that one present was the tissue package :D
+ASMR of Puck haha i'm glad to hear! ;)
I'm sorry, but that "Santa's sack all in your ears" made me laugh so hard.
Thanks for the Christmas gift! You are great, and merry Christmas!
yay you made one with Santa and corvus
Maybe the curse died out with the witch, but he's changed so much as a person from it that he never noticed.
mordicai walks in :what the hell happend to my shop Santa:SHIT runs out
Skipped to ear to ear whispers and it's awesome. I need to watch the whole video tho I dont know if I'm going to make it. Merry Christmas btw!
+Agnelis Thank you kindly. Hope you had a Merry Christmas as well!
Not really a video I get tingles from but I can see the effort you've put into making this, good job on that! Wish you'd still do some lego videos every once in a while. Happy Holidays to you and your family Paul!
+Bjorn AFCA Yeah I know. It's more for the fun and laughs than strictly ASMR. Gotta break up the monotony from time to time! Thank you and Happy Holidays to you and yours as well!
You're so unique haha I love you. A genuine artist