TEARING APART my Tesla Cybertruck made my mechanic want to RETIRE!!! And we found something BROKEN?
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6:31 Hoovie, look up there’s backup ‘gear’ selection ‘buttons’ on the ceiling above the screen just above the mirror. You’ll see the emergency flasher. Just tap the plastic below it and the buttons will light up.
what a hideous pile of poo! i cant believe that this is the future, i was expecting so much more than a clown like Musk making a lego car that breaks before youve even driven it!
@@Av-vd3wkbro I literally just came here to say the same thing and we are the only replies 😂😂… I just saw it on a short with some guy bashing the side with a guitar haha
Now, if you had Wizard use Keeps and he grew a full head of hair, you would be able to pay off your Cybertruck with all your commission checks.
wonderful truck Hoovie but I don’t think I want to get something like that lol I’ll probably was stick with my gas vehicles in the future
I'm only watching this because I dislike the Cyber truck.
We are kindred spirits
I’m only watching it because I like the cibertruck.
Me too 😅
Watching this channel for objective information is like watching the view for education
I actually do like the truck but I'd never ever buy one new
Or even buy one at all lol, I just love the PS1 graphics-like design xD
The lil hot wheels cars look pretty awesome though
"15, 20 years from now it's going to need repairs" looks like it needs repairs now
Only on your wishlist.
"American made" yet we like to call out China every time we get. 😅
teslas are in the scrap yard before they are 10 years old so it wont matter.
Based on all the problems people have had with this heap of junk: 15, 20 hours from now it's going to need repairs.
Windshield washing is complex. With Tesla master of that I am sure everything else is great. Plus they mastered 25 year old GM plastic on day 1. Clearly ahead of the curve
This should have been subtitled " _I spent $100,000 so you won't have to_ ".
Read this in David spade jo dirt voice
You mean just like just about every single other CZcams video? “I ___ so you don’t have to” - half of all videos on my feed
Tesla sees this video "nope your warranty is void because you moved a piece of plastic. Lol"
Love Tesla's QC when a 6 figure vehicle can leave the factory with a non-functional wiper and a point of water ingress. What a piece of crap.
Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should
Early production models 😮
Not to mention one of bolts wasn’t even properly fitted
Not to mention when the 12V battery dies you have to bust out an impact or socket set to remove the Frunk box...where you can also break the plastic housings by looking at the crossways
The Model S was about as bad as you had to dismantle the front bumper to access the battery.
Worst QC than my 07 Subaru
16:28 Dude, this is a BRAND new truck and those plastic tabs broke like they've been through 3000 heat cycles 😆
Probably sitting out in the sun in china for a month in inventory just waiting
@@TheAnnoyingBoss considering how long these things took to build, wouldn't doubt that 😆
Tesla makes things as cheap as possible
welcome to Tesla build quality. Where their original roadsters used to catch on fire, then they fixed it, then 6 years later they built a new one that has the old feature that everyone missed, catching on fire, repeatedly, etc.
wow that is some of thelowest quality plastic I have ever seen! I mean... I don't remember any new product with plastic that brittle, not even as packaging. I think if you stored a regular PE plastic beverage bottle, it would not be that brittle in 50 years. neverminf oldschool ppastic types from the 60s and before that are still good, even today's cheapest plastic is so much better than that cybercar stuff! 🤣
“ I’m feeling less stupid… still pretty stupid” lmao 😂🤣 your delivery is comedy gold
I feel less stupid, becuase my 4 year old kid likes it.
The regen breaking is not inside the rotor. Regen braking is done by the electric motor.
It's actually done by a generator that charges the battery. Try using regen just after charging a battery to 100%, like maybe you might just before leaving on a looong trip. It doesn't even slow down my model y. But your point was well taken; just a little inaccurate.
Its not "done by a generator that charges the battery", its done by the motor as felixf4378 said. And of course it can't work unless there's some capacity in the battery left to send the power to.
The cyber truck is for people who don’t have enough issues/problems in their lives, And want some more.
Just buy a 5 year old Land Rover…
👍🤣🤣🤣
It is a brand new model car so I mean yea. It’s not like every other manufacturer hasn’t had worse problems. I mean ford and doge both had cars that killed people
@@ianjacobi767 I'd say yeah, but my sons Mustang had problems 5k miles in.
Just because you're afraid of change doesn't mean everyone is.
Owner first look mindset: Oooh, look at this neat display that controls everything!!
Mechanic first look mindset: What do you do when it breaks??
Car Wizard: “Make lots of money.”
Fix it, clearly
@@Tconlon251_2Tesla owner... loses lots of money. Ever see a 100k brick? Please if you like this truck go buy one or STFU.
The gearshift is on the top for if that happens, all other functions can be done by voice till you get it replaced.
Single point of failure, FOR EVERYTHING
"Let's build something cool, who cares if it works?" That wiper is going to break off in the first snow and ice. It's not going to provide full coverage on the passenger side. Who approved this thing?
The cult leader of the Tesla church...
The passenger doesn't need to look outside.
The can watch a video or something.
@@scorchedearth1451 Why drive anywhere? Just watch a video or something. 😂
@@truthalonetriumphs6572 just sit beside the fire place.
Regen braking is done with the drive motors. There are no additional parts.
The Delorean & Pontiac Aztec had a baby.
A lot of today's SUVs look like rounded off Aztecs
That makes the Nissan Ariya the Cybertruck’s sister?
And they were siblings
This is why they do blood tests.
Don't text and drive. But please use the gigantic touch screen laptop bolted to the dash. 25% of battery to go 30 miles. "The future" must not be very far away.
Exactly. You make a very fine point!
BuT iT cAn DrIvE iTsElf!?!?!!?
Yea... could be useless apps running in the background dranied the battery. i wonder if it has something like battery saver mode?!
Built for the 15 minute cities our overlords plan to stick us in
Good one. I’ve got an electric scooter that has 80 miles of range on a single charge
It goes straight into the gallery of _"The Worst Cars Ever Made"._
how could you possibly think that? tesla derangement .... pathetic
It makes the Yugo look like a Rolls Royce
@@ravenouself4181 yugoslavia is no more
Future toaster
@@chriseudy9619 choPSop and Aouction ComponentZ
The build quality on these teslas😂👌
Engineers: How ugly should we make it?
Elon: *Yes*
Even setting aside the exterior that looks like a 4 year old designed it, it's a 2 pedal vehicle with the interior feel of an office cubicle.
They drive well but I couldn't be paid to have a tesla. I find them quite disgusting.
As expected haters gonna hate. Elon is the smartest person and you just continue hating.
@@epites-kq7mmWhich is why he is driving 2 companies towards bankruptcy simultaneously (Twitter/X and Tesla). Very smart dude indeed😂 I see now he's trying to lick Xi Jinping's boots, looks like he's done licking Pooptin's boots.
It was all about making it appeal to American under educated dudes with a desperate need to have their man card renewed.
Had they thought about the operating radius before next charge, they would realize that the “smart thing” Elon Musk did was convince fan boys that it was more than a paper weight.
I love that it reminds me of old video games.
They spent more time programming silly little Easter Eggs into the car than they did mechanically designing it
Appearance is more important then functionality. I'll stick with my 00 taco. Just turn key and go. Reliable for the last 24 years.
Elon Musk is a child who care more about the cars ability to say fart noises than making a fully functional truck without leaks!
@@gorillaguerillaDKApparently. Agree - an expensive piece of garbage.
I'd say they skipped on functional safety and durability testing.
Anyone with a common sense would've identified any and all these issues should they have done an hour of quality testing
Gotta distract them from all the serious faults.
"I really dont think its meant to be leaking washer fluid like that"... oh you think?!? 😂
Wizard when Hoovie brings the truck in: “Damnit Hoovie! I’m a mechanic, not a rocket scientist!”
I've seen quite a few videos of people who just bought a cybertruck and then discovered some strange quirk or serious issue invariably they have all said "I just spent 100 grand on this" in disbelief
Who has spent 100 grand on a delorian doorstop
It's weird that if you care about $100k that you'd spend 100k on a vehicle
And that stuff doesn't fit in the back despite it being classed as a "truck".
Reason why you don't buy shit on day 1, you pay the new tech tax to beta test it.
Elon is laughing all the way to the bank. Horrible engineer and scientist, and an amazing businessman.
''I see a Blindspot in the future too'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best quote of them all. Bushyboy Oz
The most exciting feature is apparently the sticky acceleration pedal.
Excuse me... Don't you mean "Cyber pedal X"?
At least it wasn't a foot display
And this guy wants to make a spaceship that goes to Mars
🤨😲🤯
@gusrey9674...well...,he does have a Tesla with a dummy driver cruising in space. Who else do you know that has that distinction? Oh, and he's the first to launch rockets, and then bring them back to a bullseye on a floating pier without crashing them all. Who else can do that? No one but Elon. He's the only guy thats currently building cyborg😢 transportation... the cyber truck.
@@richardcoram1562 Yeah, the Tesla in space. A vanity project by a rich idiot that many people for some incomprehensible reason consider to be awsome. Seriously, what's the point of bringing a Tesla to space other than having yet another piece of spacejunk floating around? A Satellite at least serves a function.
Also, vertical landing system for a rocket were already developed in 1996 with the McDonnel Douglas DC-X. In fact, even during the apollo mission the original designs for the moonlander were vertical landers. They didn't go with vertical landers for the apollo mission because they went for the most reliable system instead of the most fancy looking.
@@richardcoram1562 - Elon didn't do it. He told someone else to do it.
@@richardcoram1562Rockets that haven't truly been in space. What it it becomes less accurate the further it travels?
That fart sound on the turn signal is to remind the driver they are driving a steaming pile of crap.
yes indeed, INSIDE JOKE.
😂😂
The joke's on whoever buys one of these fart cannons!
@@grandwizard9088 you one of us grand wizard?
It is actually a Cyber-Urinal....
Cybertruck is so clever that it understands that you want to take it apart and takes apart itself for you...
🤣👍
If only it were that easy
😂😂😂 I used to be a Tesla fanboy and defended Musk with everything. Now I enjoy this mind of content, not from a hating perspective but from a fresh perspective.
7:39 The wiper censored the wizard! LOLLL "Holy Sh*WiperSqueal*" 😆
I would take that right back to the dealership. Brand new and shits broken all over.
Joke's on the buyer: there are no Tesla dealerships to take it back to.
@@beepbop6697 What do you mean? There's one where I live.
kids love cybertrucks because they can draw them from memory anytime
Wow thanks for coming to the internet today and making such a unique comment... Never heard that one before. 😂😂 🤡
I thought the comment was great. Heck, you could even use an "etch a sketch"!
It’s a joke, not a dick.
Don’t take it so hard.
@@vector006sorry, we aren't that educate in jokes about Elon crap...
@@vector006 Enron Musk defender spotted
Glad to see Teslas build quality is still top notch
The batteries cant be that much better thats the scary part. Those steerint components ive seen better those look like a skave in china without the right tools folded it together
Really makes you have faith in their steer-by-wire, doesn't it?
top botch
Lol😅 they recalled all of them
100K piece of crap .
I worked at the Tesla factory in Fremont for 3 years. Trust me when I say ALL of the cars at least ones that I’ve touched while I was there will put together by people that were drunk and high on the job every single day working 12 hour shifts very tired, so yeah a lot of complaints a lot of corners cut a lot of parts not getting installed properly. employees taking naps and customers cars during breaks among other things.
Soooo how’s rehab going? lol jk just funny how you said all the cars were built by people drunk and high… and you were there… so… 😂 I believe it though, crazy how QC didn’t catch on to that issue you would think they’d be sober at least!
@@Lethalmuffin87 I never said I personally was one of the drunk or high employees I just know for a fact I had to fix a lot of the issues that those mentioned missed.. And QC was part of the issue. They had people that just didn’t care, just putting arrow stickers or rulers to the car measuring gaps, and even when problems did happen at times at least last year we were in a very big crunch and had to push a lot of cars out specifically model 3’s and Y’s, a lot of cars went by that shouldn’t have. even the cars that did get checked and get sent through would get NC’s or minor fender benders just on the way to be loaded onto the trucks. Many complaints would be made by customers and employees alike but management would do nothing about it. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and it was still a really fun job. The cars are really great. If you get one that’s not fucked up you just have to know what to look for.
@@andrejohnson9064 Oh I know brother, I was just messing with ye. I deal with this kind of bullsh on the regular as well tbh. I run commercial jobs doing electrical and as you can imagine there’s a loooot of drinking and drugs in construction.
I appreciate you for being cool about it though and giving us a look into what’s going on over at Tesla. Damn shame honestly. Hopefully you’re in a better spot now 🎩👌🏼
Must've hired back all the NUMMI workers. Gung Ho was a documentary, not a comedy.
"Don't charge it to 100%" is all I need to know.
Hard pass.
Yep, can't charge it above 80% or drain it below 20% else the battery lifespan is impacted. That only gives you a usable 60% range of the battery. Tesla claims 470 miles (from 100% down to 0%) -- take 60% of that figure gives you an actual real-life range of 280 miles. If you are towing/hauling anything I'm sure that drops below 150.
@@beepbop6697also worse battery life depending on extreme temperature.
We charge our EV to 100, slow charge, 7kwh, never do 100 on a fast charge 100+kWh, also unless you really messed up, never below 10 percent..it's an EV thing. We will keep our EV for 10+ years so best look after it
@@beepbop6697No your math is way off electrical potential does not decrease linearly like that.
@@antton9623 ok, what's the range when Tesla recommends to not charge above 80% and not drain below 20%?
I've said it before and I'll say it again - car controls limited to buttons and touchscreens is just horrible. There's a reason why car controls have mostly stayed the same throughout history, and it's not because the manufacturers were afraid to innovate. Car controls should be as tactile and as easy to locate and use as possible without taking your eyes off the road.
And speaking of just horrible - so is not having an instrument cluster in front of you but oddly to the side for no good reason at all, for that matter.
I agree. I love my S but hate the Kindle. Sometimes I want to tweak the heat but I'm only a mile or so away from home so I leave it as is. There's a damned good reason that airplanes have individual controls and switches for every single function.
You can actually use voice to control most of normal day to day functions. It's brilliant once you try it.
@@charliequach6399 I have it and hate it. I have to push a button and then wait a second for the system to respond. If I talk to quickly, it doesn't get it. In my old farm truck, I can raise or lower the temp by reaching for the knob and get instant feedback. If I tell my Tesla to raise the temp 5 degrees and it's too much or too little, I have to repeat the command over. There's a reason why airplanes have a switch and control for every function.
I heard some countries in Europe are thinking of banning touch screens because of the danger in an accident. So they have a point...who wants an iPad flung at their head?
@@charliequach6399 I don't even trust voice commands enough with my PC or my phone, much less a car. I've yet to see a voice interface that works reliably, especially if you add background noise, and that isn't generally awkward to use. It's yet another semi-futuristic trend that tends to work much better in TV shows and movies than in real life.
Also, do you use voice commands for say lights or indicators?
This is like buying a giant smartphone you can drive. The manufacturer can turn the vehicle obsolete at any time from mandatory software update, forcing you to buy another one.
Over time it will feel and drive slower and then...... time to upgrade to the newest model😉
Not to mention how its full of cameras and sensors and some of these EVs can and are being remotely controlled by the government and corporations.
@@s.hoffman7205 If anything they would make the battery less efficient with every major software update, making the car slowly losing driving range. When you ask about it they will say the battery is no good, you gotta pay $60k for battery replacement, or add $30k more to get a new Tesla.
Just happened to me for like the 3rd time
please accept the new terms of service to continue to drive. No opt out option anywhere.
Lol what a cool option, the "auto-yearn", it shows you a camera photo of the vehicle you wished youd bought instead.
Lol the "Auto-Yearn" feature ...
..."IDK HUNNY THIS FEELS BOXY AND I'M NOT EVEN DRIVING!...PLUS WE STILL HAVE ANOTHER 290 MILES OF THIS TO GO?...I NEVER NOTICED IT WAS THIS BOXY WHEN WE TEST DROVE IT?"...
-"YOU KNOW WHAT?.. YOU'RE BEING PRETTY NEGATIVE ABOUT ALL THIS SWEETUMMS ...WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND JUST PRESS THE "AUTO-YEARN" BUTTON AGAIN AND JUST CALM DOWN AND..YOU KNOW... REALLY TRY TO RELAX THIS TIME...EVEVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE, WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE"..
The Annual Sucker award goes to… drum roll… every Cybertruck owner out there! Congrats!!
Oh yes. A cyber truck video with an anti hair loss advertisement embedded. Now all I need is a cool sip of Brawndo.
😂
Me: (Knocks on neighbour’s door).
Neighbour (watching cyber truck ad on tv) “BATIN’. GO AWAY!”
@infidelcastro5129 where's your tattoo?
Ah, those electrolytes!
They seem to know there target audience very well! Lol
When will we get a well made electric truck?
"Soon baby soon"
If there is one thing I've learned after spending several decades on this Earth, never buy a car the first year it comes on the market. Too many bugs need to be worked out. That's a lot of money to spend on a vehicle that will be in the shop frequently.
Never had that issue with my Honda's. Almost like they stick with what they know instead of trying to reinvent the wheel.
I had the first year 2006 Honda Ridgeline. It worked amazingly and I've never had any issues. Later on when they made some upgrades I got the new 2009 version. It's worked just as well. I'll never get one of the new ones they made though. If I wanted a regular ass knockoff Ford... well. I wouldn't want one to begin with.
@@joecoolioness6399 The things exploding on this monstrosity are not "reinventing the wheel" though. These are basic elements of car design, the easy stuff.
@jitterygoat thanks for keeping me in line with the hybrid 4Runner. I've been wanting a hybrid version for years and years, but you're totally right.
You think there is going to be a second year? 😂
Some high quality stuff there.....does Tesla not do a water leak test before it gets sent out? People are ignorant to how much repairs will cost on this junk later down the road.
Yesterday I was working on my 1995 Kia Pride [Ford Festiva] and thought that the plastic used for the grille was the cheapest plastic on the entire car. Yet... that plastic looks better than the plastics on the Cybertruck. The grille's plastic felt britle when yanked on, but it didn't feel cheap to the touch or to the eye, I can feel the cheapeness of the Cybertruck's plastics just by looking at them.
Haven't seen wizard abuse like this since Dumbledore died
How was Dumbledore's death wizard abuse?
@@mablizza wow. That joke was in a plane and you were in the titan submarine, that’s how far that joke went over your head
@@mablizzahe was literally falsely accused, removed, and ultimately murdered 😂
@@user-nl7xr9no8qdang you saying the homie emploded. Deep
@@JoeDawson. it’s bad fam
Attention you get in a Countach: "That's a pretty cool car."
Attention you get in a Cybertruck: "Look at that stupid mf..."
Was going to write similiar. Thankfully I checked and found your post. Succinct, and on the money.
08:10 😂😂 "I see a blind spot there that's in the future too" 👏
"ramping up production and theyll be everywhere" ok sure 😂
The traditional snapping of the plastic. A ritual I enjoy on all my cars.
Lol right
Yes this has made a simple job like replacing spark plugs and ignition coils a nightmare
@@NoelStalker ive taken to heating the plastic wih a heat gun or wave small torch at to add flexibility
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Never mind the plastic, what was the stuff that squirted out when the tabs were released?!
I love how the mono wiper design is worse than the one Mercedes came up with nearly 40 years ago. The pinnacle of engineering.
I imagine having to schedule a service appointment just to have your wiper blade replaced... how much does will that cost? 🙄
@@phiksit To be fair I think the mercedes one was expensive, too. It was placed in the middle of the window and It had a cool mechanism which made it extend and retract to cover the whole window. But that one didn't need to be replaced often. My buddy had an old ratty 190E with those wipers and they never gave him any problems.
@@G-Mastah-Fash Yes, crazy complicated - especially on the lower line cars - but it actually worked...
And, it's a mere $165 for a new refill!!
Back in the 2000’s when I had an import show car, a lot of us used a single wiper by simply rotating the one in the center about 20 degrees. Drove with a single wiper for about 6 years. Never had a complaint. Didn’t matter much.
Loose wire that looked like a jumper point is. Has an access panel near the front bumper to provide power when your Cybertruck does so you can gain access to the frunk .
I remember looking inside an Apple Mac Pro tower about 10 years ago and marvelling at the incredibly clean, precise, ingenious layout. I remember thinking "THAT is what one pays a premium for". When the mechanic popped the cover off the CyberWTFtruck, I almost couldn't look - what a mess! The whole thing wreaks of amateurish design!
“I just voided your warranty 😂😂😂
It' only has a 13 day warranty anyway...
@@Have.An.AmicoDay wrong
@@Have.An.AmicoDayThe Basic Vehicle Limited Warranty covers your vehicle for 4 years or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. The Battery and Drive Unit in your vehicle are covered for a period of 8 years or 150,000 miles, whichever comes first, with minimum 70% retention of Battery capacity over the warranty period.
Try again troll.
@@nathanc.4862 it was obviously a joke... the first comment in this thread had laughing emoji's.
@@nathanc.4862try again troll 🤓👆
Indicators aren’t normally on the steering wheel because it’s good for them to be in the same place all the time. And maybe less time on playful settings and more time on build quality
I haven’t driven a cybertruck, but I’ve heard that steer by wire makes the indicators being on the yoke manageable since your hands will always be the same distance from the indicator.
Why should a control always be 'in the same place all the time'? Most people don't hop in and out of different vehicles all the time. In an unfamiliar vehicle, just take a minute to find the important controls before driving off!
Your tires should be straight before using your indicator lights.
@@htimsid because you need to be able to use controls in an emergency without thinking. Worse he has changed the function of the pedals. Drivers have been trained and instinctively act on accelerator equals go brake equals stop. Now it’s accelerator equals go a less accelerator equals stop. How many nose to tail collisions is this going to cause
@@Tjs736 It has a brake pedal. Just in normal situations you can use it but you don't need to, since the car already slows down considerably. I see this more as a positive add-on.
Design of the outside of that car looks like a picture when I was five trying to draw a car and then wrinkle it up and throw it in the wastebasket
0:55 “it gets attention. Not that I care about that”. Says the guy whose livelihood depends on getting attention. :)
He's clearly not talking about marketing his business.
The more I see this truck, the more I'm assured I never want it.
I would want one in ten years when it would be a joke car, like a Yugo GV in the late 1990s. I'm sure the things will be maintenance nightmares until they hit the auto museums.
Then keep buying the same boring trucks year after year, which now costs double than 20 years ago, but has a rear view camera...
I saw one in person… they are even uglier in person than on CZcams. And somehow are both huge and tiny at the same time idk how they were able to pull that off
That’s fine. I look forward to mine one day.
We are better than this. The established automotive industry is making the same thing with slightly different sheet metal year after year. The hum-drum vee. Then you have arrogant Elon and his VC investors designing ridiculous POS toys that are shiny and impractical when they could be developing a long term strategy, like, I don't know, serviceability, modularity and innovation? Where are the disruptive entrepreneurs?
Hasn't the car wizard suffered enough ? And now you dropped this on him
The wizard likes EVs
@@ruststar
The Wizard likes Vasaline on toast
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
I love how he bought a brand new car and it's still a hooptie
Cyber-Urinal is got the Tiddy Bowl Blue stuff flowing as it should
What's really scary is that you bought one
Wizard: “What is this?!”
Tyler: “Bend over and I’ll show ya!”
Missed opportunity 😂😂😂
"I don't think this is supposed to get wet"
"No, it is not"
I have heard enough. lol.
That's what she said.
Especially when it's all electrical, drive by wire systems 😂😅😂
It obviously is. It was designed by a lot smarter people than you.
@@epites-kq7mm Fools and their money.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
"15 - 20 years from now it's gonna need repairs". It needs repairs straight out of the dealership!😂
Fools buy Musk's snake oil.
😂😂😂
It’s already rusting. Less than a year old. “It’s my fault though. I foolishly took my car out in the rain.”
No current production EVs will last that long, let alone this abomination.
@@shenanitims4006 what fool would take a truck out in the rain? Or even worse, god forbid, offroad on a muddy trail! 🤣
This car is not the futur, it is the crap of the present🤣
9:27 You know the last time I picked up my new car from the dealer they told me to only fill the gas tank up to 80% to extend the life of the tank.
Not.
Agree. Imagine your ICE cars range would deteriorate with the number of times you filled up the tank.
And that that deterioration would go faster if you filled it up above 80%.
Or filled it up fast. (fast charging also reduces battery life)
No one would let that slide. People would show the manufacturers the bird at best.
Don't forget that you can't take the battery below 20% either -- so you are stuck with the battery always being between 20% and 80% (only 60% usable battery capacity).
Rusty, broken washer, bolt not fully seated, and 25% charge for 30 miles. Be still, my beating heart.
What a piece of overpriced junk! Definitelt not the future of motoring.
A nice grocery car
NB: at least it can fart
I would love to see what YOU can build. BTW I know it would be a LOT worse than this. All of you haters just hate because you can't afford it!
@@epites-kq7mm don’t want to spend the money is not the same as can’t afford the money. The car is not cheap, but also not that expensive. Tesla has good engineers, but the assembly is shit, compared to my German dinosaur poop consuming car.
Imagine hiring a ton of top teir engineers to develop a driving meme that makes fart noises when turning, then laying them off months after the product is developed.
And things like "autopilot" and locking diffs, which are useful...are "coming soon"
Did you have a peanut butter and jealous sandwich today?
This feature has been on other Teslas for years already. People like it because it's harmless fun.
@@eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306
the feature of laying of the engineers who made it? 😂
This is what American business leadership has become. 😮💨
In Texas it’s illegal to have a loudspeaker in your car that you can talk through. A buddy in college got ticketed multiple times for that.
That car definitely needs a do over. It needs knobs and buttons for essential features like turning ac up and down, controlling fan speed and emergency blinkers at the minimum, it would also be nice to have a separate speedometer and a complete redesign with crumple zones, better visibility and and less sharp edges. It needs to be less expensive and have better range too. None of this would make it a better truck but it would be a safer car.
I think highway safety should ban it as it is.
Literally few weeks old and its plastics are already brittled and falling off; already leaking and wiper is already broke! What a vehicle!
Its the "Founders Edition" I founder nother bit missing, I foundernother bit broken. I foundernother issue
Its actually suprising how badly of a job theyre doing i thing elon should fire them too 😂
@@TheAnnoyingBoss This is no surprise to anybody who has been paying attention to Tesla. The surprise is how Tesla has managed to stick around for so long building utter crap.
a special plastic operation
@@Fanta....They didn't want to spend the extra money on the L to call it what it really is, the Flounder edition
Don't be terrified of the future, and don't retire.
Because Cybertruck is just a gimmick that will fade away quickly, soon to be forgotten.
Like the DeLorean?
@@MustPassTruck Do you see them all over the road today?
@@Erutan409 The DeLorean legacy is immortal in spite of the horrid Peugeot engine.
Yeah, it was mainly produced just for show. Though I don’t know why anyone would give 2 shyts.
I think it will be remembered, like the Edsel Ford was.
18:52 it’s not surprising there’s water ingress. There’s no channel that I can see to carry water away. Unless they’re depending on that lip at the bottom of the windshield to channel the water. Which doesn’t look tall enough to handle a medium to heavy downpour.
So much money, barely on the road, and has issues already. So great! Quality control and serviceability is a issue. My 09 corolla and 2000 chevy has less miles with more brittle plastic than my 97 chevy. They don't build things like they used to.
Kids love cybertrucks because they were designed by one.
This one literally was. I believe one of Elons kids sketched it out once.
Elon is definitely not a kid. He is a genius and actually fights for free speech, etc.
@@florenbaron7111right wing nutter free speech
@@florenbaron7111😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@florenbaron7111 you looked into how he actually treats free speak on X? He's down to abuse it when it's protected, but guy doesn't give a shit about your free speech at all. Do some research instead of just trying to suck him of digitally.
my engineer friend said to me "that thing is everything engineering says is wrong !" lol
He should tell that to the engineers at Tesla. Sure he can teach the top 1% a thing or two.
@@troelsvestergaard6644 haha the top 1% from the bottom you mean? 😂
It's stupid engineering at work.
@@troelsvestergaard6644 f-cov. They haven't got the guts to tell their idiot leader "NO". He's running the company into the ground with his ego.
It will be fitting when you run out of charge in a snowstorm and you can't start your onscreen fireplace for warmth or make dashboard fart noises for shitz and gigglez.
I would really be interested in a follow-up video showing how this gets repaired. What does the Tesla dealership have to say about your problem.
Hoovie is singlehandedly bring down cyber truck prices 😂
Please. They are doing that on their own. Anyone with eyes can see how objectively awful this paperweight is.
@@PigglyWigglyDeluxe In hindsight I think Tesla should have only made 500 of them, had flamethrowers and other useless features, and charged $1m each.
He's certainly not alone in showing the Cyberdump's appalling qualities!!
The Cyberdump shows that anything can self-humilate even better than the CZcams King of Making a Total Fool of Yourself!!!
@@sburns2421 I agree, this should have been a rare novelty vehicle made for fun and collectors. It's not anywhere near practical enough to be an everyday driver. If they only made a few hundred of them it would be a cool oddity instead its going to bankrupt Tesla.
"Look, there is some orange, High Voltage." proceeds to stick hand in there......
A 13 and a 4 year old love it... exactly. After the age of 13 enthousiasm drops to sub zero levels for this contraption.
we are inspecting a absolute tin can on pillows while this guy has the most beautiful old cars in his shop
I'm fine with electric cars and teslas in general but you have to quit praising this Yugo level of workmanship.
Don't sully Yugo's good name with the quality control of Tesla.
That’s an insult to Yugo
Hopefully it's rear windscreen is heated like the Yugo so it keeps your hands warm when you have to push it 😂😂😂
Unlike this truck my Yugo has no issues because it's been maintained correctly
That's very rude to yugo
That dashboard is as appealing as a hospital hallway, clinical and characterless.
I feel that way about all these Tesla cars. What was wrong with a functional interior? Just a worthless vehicle.
It's even more sterile than that. Try a metal waste basket.
It looks like it was designed sequentially, by people with ADHD, who weren't on their meds. The inefficient use of space, because of that god-awful body shape. Putting buttons for left and right on a thing that goes around in circles is just plain stupid.
@@dmwalker24 It’s also rather hazardous on its own since you have to look to the side so much as opposed to looking immediately below the windshield.
It’s an over engineering issue like when cars tried to make their radios use a touchscreen rather than a pair of knobs and a few buttons which you can operate without ever having to look away from the road. The more you force the driver to look away from the road while driving, the more distracted they will be.
@@user-fk5wy8zs9k This vehicle is a MEME that was taken too far and is going to Bankrupt Tesla. Anyone that still owns Tesla stock needs to dump it asap. Elon Musk is currently attempting to trick stockholders into giving him a $50 BILLION Bonus for Tesla's growth. A Delaware Court ruled his $50 billion bonus was illegal so he's trying to get the individual stock holders to approve his bonus now. Then Entire Companies Gross Profit in 2023 was $17 Billion which was a decrease from 2022. The company is making LESS Profit year over year and Elon wants a Bonus that would makeup 3 years of the entire companies Gross Profit. SELL THIS STOCK LIKE A HOT POTATO FOLKS!
Can we take a moment to appreciate the dynamic these two wonderful gentlemen have?
20:00 Dont go jumping cybertruck with 12v, when it's 48v system. Should not work when you supply below 30v.
22:15 Regen does not happen in brake calipers, motor is turned into generator to do regen breaking on EV's.
Ahhh, the high quality of a Tesla.. Even brand new plastic breaks as if it was 30 years old. 🤣
And what do they charge for a replacement Wiper Blade? I assume those things are proprietary and can't just be picked up at the local Pep Boys?
Saves time.
Musk: My cars are so far into the future they arrive rotten, returning to the earth, destined to be dust.
Everyone else: Um, are you OK?
@@StreetPreacherr Apparently it's $75 just for the blade without installation
Yeah, it seems like they have some really good engineering, but awful manufacturing. They really need somebody they would call boring to work through all these details. But that's not Elon's way - he'd rather be flashy and pump and dump employees than do the hard work of careful iteration and manufacturing analysis and refinement. Tesla would honestly be well served if they got bought by an experienced car company. Tesla's innovation and engineering with conventional car company expertise could be incredible if done right.
Meh. Can't speak for the cybertruck, but my Model 3 had no issue, as do countless others. Consumer Report finds the 3 and Y to have decent reliability.
Problems with new models is to be expected in every brand. But whatever fuels your hate boner.
The future is sitting at a Tesla dealer waiting for parts!
depends if Tesla will survive the next 5 years
No dealers they are sold directly from the factory
All Tesla products are pieces of junk. Sadly the majority of people don't realize this until they become a victim of this scam car maker.
All Tesla products are pieces of junk.
Or waiting for an eBay listing to keep it running. Tesla will be purchased by the gov't to satisfy Elon. How is that going to work out, like everything else?
It makes perfect sense that 4 - and 5-year-olds like it, it looks like a kid's drawing.
The fact they can’t decide if the wiper fluid running down the front is by design or not says it all…
That blue color on your my pillow looks like an old maxi pad commercial 😂
Standards and practices didn't allow red... apparently in TV land women menstruate blue blood 👍
@@MikeLikesChannel I’d be ashamed spending that kinda money on something that is inherently built to leak water like that. 1-2 years in a humid climate and it’s gonna start smelling like a musty old basement.
@@MikeLikesChannel Even if the network was OK with it who wants to turn on the TV at dinner time and see simulated blood being poured onto a maxi pad. They do the same thing with diapers - they want something that can't possibly be mistaken for actual biological fluids.
@@MikeLikesChannelreminds me of the SNL fake ad where they tested the adult diaper by pouring a gallon of iced tea with ice and lemon slices into it.
Long term ownership prospects = sell it and run..
I feel bad for tfl they actually have to own theres for at least a year to be able to put it up against anything out or coming out. They have to own that sucker while it depriciates. If it was me if tesla said i cant sell it for a year im not buying it first off but lets say if i did id sell it immedietly as it probably already has 3 more recalls for other problems not including the other problems. I think tesla is about to overtake ford for recalls again because their windsheild wiper fluod is spraying all over the electonics now and a month ago we didnt even know that was happening. Weve been too busy to notice since weve been distracted with the frunk cutting the salads ingredients as well as the doors sharp unfinished edges. And i mean thencar is sharp i yey it but if you round off the edges of the metal sheets where peoole are rubbing up against it wont cut them or teae their clothes or something. I just think tbe pointy edge on tbe back tailgate someone is going to trip on a parking curb at the walmart and go head first into that sucker and die 😂 thing i watch people theyre like "we made it 300 miles in tbe cybeetruck!" Theyre celebrating the range 2001 dodge ram 1500 v8 got. It got like 8 mpg city and 12 highway. 14 downhill. Theyre like "my regenerative breaking just reconsumed the power to increase my range" right but you cant deplete the battery below 20% or over 80% most of the time 😂 "300 miles! We made it to the charging station!"
Or just don’t buy it.
For Sale: Tesla CyberTruck, 8 months old, 27 miles on the odometer, 3 wrecks while adjusting a/c the on touch screen, can pick any one radio station per trip. No other sensory input available-- everything relies on sight only,
Exterior: plastic covers melted onto all sharp corners, rugged rustic junkyard heap rust pattern styling so OK to drive in rain, no damage from 3 wrecks while adjusting touch screen -- 7 other vehicles involved totaled in parking lot low speed bumpies, no damage from rear end collisions when brakes automatically applied on road -- chain reactions totaled 18 other vehicles combined.
Driving experience: nice cozy fireplace video shut off when battery lost charge, no pedestrians injured so far as we know, ride noise levels make it easy to hear them scream,
$128,000 new, will accept best offer or 10 bucks whichever is higher.
@@softwarephil1709 This.
Some people like a quickie, I prefer to stay the distance, even in it means I come last.
Every mechanic that’s ever worked on anything be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car, boat, or airplane, has always said they’re going to retire when a drastically different technology came around.
Imagine being a radial engine guru, then seeing a jet engine for the first time. Same thing.
Hoovie should be happy about the broken tabs and windshield washer leak and cherish them in his memory. In the not very distant future, he will be looking back on such minor matters as "the good old days."
When wizard said "in 15-20 years this will need parts" I just thought... It needs parts today...
@@legionof0ne441 Meanwhile reality is the Consumer Reports just showed Tesla has the least cost for maintenance over 10 years of ownership. Of course that doesn't make good CZcams content tho, and any vehicle with early VIN is just asking for issues. Like my dad's brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was delivered with already recalled struts that they couldn't even get replaced for 5 months.
@@m40dotConsumer Reports LOL. That cyber truck will be polluting the ground in a junkyard while he’s still making payments on it. That thing is a pos.
@@m40dot has a lot to do with the ONLY viable use case of any EV being to travel around your local community. It's absolutely useless for anything else. People aren't racking up miles on these so maintenance will be down. People that do rack up miles are getting rid of their EV to go back to ICE, just look at the second hand EV market, which no one is interested in at all. Just because you aren't capable of logic and reason, doesn't mean the rest of us share your shortcomings.
You said needs parts no it needed Parts yesterday like before I ever rolled off the lot and needed parts.
Starwars dreams combined with Mattel construction.
You can tell it’s swell, it’s Mattel!
More LEGO construction it seems
Mattlel builds are a lot better designed and built.
Definitely not Mattel they make Hot wheels better than this More like some 99c store Chinese toys
Absolute truth..... people are super low IQ
The future is vehicles you gotta wipe bugs off immediately or it will rust and has also regressed like 40 years on crumple zones.
You heard it here first, folks!
When CW rubs the steering shaft and the screen comes on is priceless 😅😅😅
Tesla. The kind of company to prioritize giving the software engineers carte blanche to make silly Easter eggs and fart noises, but not ensure a bolt on a six figure vehicle is torqued properly…
Minimum wage production workers
They treat it like a tech company not a car manufacturer thats why
Cars built here aren't assembled with love and dignity.
@@alexs.818 Yeah I've heard the non-US Teslas are much higher quality.
Tesla- the Oceans Gate of car manufacturing.
I see Tesla quality continues to be just totally stellar 😂
All the youtubers taking cybertrucks to moab really gets me. I love watching thus piece of shit struggle at everything except drag racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ussr privef lower than ussr quality. Scary stuff. A lada from 1981 is actually more capable on a roadtrip.
@@TheAnnoyingBoss Well, it is nice to see actual truck guys with them now instead of tech "journalists" who don't know the first thing about cars, much less pickups. And I'm sure that priority was intentional because Tesla knows what a joke the thing is.
What bothers me is that is a really important issue, and seemingly no one ever talks about it.
@@plmn93 well they are rolling them out, but whether they will ever cover their cost is the question !
@@linmal2242 Yeah, I admit it would be a fun toy. The problem for Tesla is that it needs to be practical and affordable to sell the 100,000+ trucks per year needed to recoup their investment. I don't see it ever getting close to that.
@HooviesGarage. The 2 loose cables you found are fir when you have no power and your locked out or can't open the frunk!
You can access them through the front drivers wheel well, through a plastic cover.
😂😂 I love how good relationship they both have they are to funny
It's not even a truck. It's like a kitchen appliance with wheels.
Why are you denigrating kitchen appliances like that? My electric can opener is pretty good quality and has been opening cans for years, and nothing has ever broken off of it.
okay stop lmao
Don't disrespect my Maytag like that!
Bro . Kitchen appliances do their job intended. Cyber truck , not so much
only in the sense that it turns you into such a huge pvssy that you can't resist going to the kitchen to cook your cut off gen!tals
Seems ready to de-throne the Yugo, the PInto and the Pontiac Aztek. I would ask for my money back for this lemon
Just give me back my old Vega!
I guess the Aztek has lost it's title as Ugliest Looking Vehicle. Congrats Cyberturd.
When Quality Control goes out the window, you get something like the Cyberjunk.