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- čas přidán 23. 03. 2020
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Only a true dad™️ would wear a bee shirt to a spelling bee
Dad™
Asther All the while Tom wears a C U M shirt
And I am here being so oblivious to dad jokes that I didn't even catch that and was just wondering why the heck he decided to wear a shirt that made him look like a bee
*puts on a bee t-shirt *
999 likes. Flip that upside down and you’ve got 666. ;o;
“I don’t know anything about homestuck”
“ No one does not even the people who enjoy homestuck”
True
I'm literally in a Homestuck voice acting project and not even I know anything about Homestuck
it me exactly dude
As a person who has read all of the homestuck comics and played the games, I can safely say, nobody knows.
as someone who has been in the homestuck fandom for 9 years. i too have no clue what homestuck is about still
AS SOMEONE WHOS SPENT THE PAST YEAR TRYINNG TO FIND HOMESTUCK I CAN AGREE BECAUSE. FRUCK AT THIS POINT THE COMICS I HEAR ABOUT MUST BE A BOSS DROP OR SOME SHIT
"origin?"
"homestuck"
The way he said it.
He's hurting.
Isn't everyone who knows of homestuck
to some degree
8bitalien 64 “to some degree” with a fucking John Egbert pfp I love that
8:01
@@catherineh9930 absolutely
As a Homestuck I confirm the Line
"No one knows anything about Homestuck, not even the people who enjoy it"
Is homestuck another kingdom hearts?
3ndermatt Gaming does everyone (except the clown) die in kingdom hearts?
I really did try to get into it.
Unfortunately it’s to much for my small brain.
Man, i had a notebook for all the terms in the comic, a fucking notebook, because hussie loves confusing us
Omfg mention homestuck in the comments and you get 50 of em.
I should know I am one ;;;;)
elliot getting Yaoi almost completely wrong but very nearly nailing bakunyuu is peak chaotic boy and i stan it
Imagine showing this sentence to someone 100 years ago
bakupyuu? What's that?
Oki i shouldn't have looked that up
@Lex Bright Raven Big bazonga donga dangas, balonga banga bingas. Bilanga bongos
‘And I Stan it’. what does ‘Stan it’ mean?
"Isolation Station". From now on I will borrow that.
I prefer "Nothing has changed for me, I never leave the house anyway."
Has more sadness and depression in it.
@@WolfFireheart also very relatable
Same
Fortress of Solitude
Alone Lagoon
Quarantine Corner
(i could go on really...)
@@phasedcloak2835 please do
elliot didn’t know “yaoi” OR “yiffing”?????? how did he manage to be on the internet this long
Deep cover
It’s a rare miracle
I still don't know
@@brickfire5221 poor soul
dude I knew them both from when I was 13-
spelling bee
eddie dressed appropriately
U deserve an Oscar
I'll be back when you have 69 likes
So was Tom tho
So did tom 😭😭 I kinda want his shirt for no reason
83% off
100 - 83 = 17
17 again is Tom's favorite movie
:O
Mind Blown
Quick meth
Oh my god
You should get 100% off for figuring that out
Well now it’s in The Hole
When Tom said “Homestuck” like he did I almost choked on my saltine.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest CZcamsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel!!! Greetings, dear loreli
@@AxxLAfriku fuck off, your not funny, just because you paid your sisters to pretend to be your girlfriends doesnt mean you need to brag about it
Dude, your Homestuck is showing
Lols.com I’m not trying to hide it.
Ha
As a homestuck, it is my job to flee whenever homestuck is brought up.
abscond
abscond
Cant abscond, bro!
abscond
What is "abscond"
Eddie: "I don't know anything about Homestuck!"
Tom: "No one does! Not even the people who enjoy Homestuck."
Me (likes Homestuck): "...He's not wrong."
He'S rIgHt tHoUgH. :0)
I have memorized many aspects of homestuck but he’s still not wrong
I'm a huge Homestuck fan and I often forget how to spell auspisticism so I don't blame them
Sabular Temmie often times i accidentally put “autism” so,,,
topanga autISM IM GONNA
I usually forget the “ic” part so it’s just “auspistism” 😔
Often? How regularly does it come up?
"origin?"
"homestuck"
larvitarse the answer to most things in my life seems to be homestuck...
Leeisthicc Succ I’m so sorry for you
kyestar88 which one
"isolation station" and "Homestuck" can mean the same thing
7:50
Uh, it's kinda like a mediator between two people who hatefuck, to make sure they don't kill each other. It's weird and complicated.
It's Homestuck
Eddie choosing his shirt be like:
“Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black... oooh black and yellow, yeah let’s shake it up alittle!”
“your word is ‘murrsuit’.”
tom, where are you finding these words?
“could you use it in a sentence.”
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
I like how Tom credits even fetish artists. It's oddly nice
WTF
i think im the one that reccomend auspisticism. when he requested the terms i said that one along with the other relationships along with explanations. im so sorry y’all. i brought homestuck into this
you monster... look at what youve done
At least your pfp is Nepeta, you get a pass
Would you prefer the chair or injection?
Oh Man She already got club to the head leave the baby alone
You sick fuck
He’s looking more and more like a dad and I kinda like it
Yes I like MCR One day he will start a Content holding a child, and that will be how we learn that Tom has had a child
Also that C U M shirt, I need it
A Lucas I wouldn’t be surprised to be completely honest
Yes I also like MCR. Wassup killjoy
My comment saying "remember he sucked a candy penis" got deleted by youtube
Huh
These fuckers
eddie and elliot's innocence to the furry fandom is precious
oh sweet summer childs
Tom's audible pain when saying "Homestuck" had me dying. Me too, Tom.
"Is Jesus a cryptide?" No he's an undead.
Aren't the undead basically cryptids
@@privateer_am Cryptide must be animals, so I guess it work if jesus is a Yetis, an undead yeti
@@missScarlatine Do they necessarily have to be animals though? Cause then the plants, bacteria, viruses, fungi and undead would feel bad
@@privateer_am fucking damnit
@@privateer_am Wikipedia said so, and who are we to denied is unquestionable knowledge?
Tom no longer cares about monetisation and I love it
JOKE: If the Third Wise Man was a Furry, What kind of suit would he wear?
A Myrrhsuit
You're not welcome and ill show myself out
*Violently whacks you*
Bonk
this joke seems like something that would fit right into monty pythons the life of brian
Me who played as the Third Wise Man in a school play: *Gets out gun* What?
As a Homestuck, hearing Tom say the words Auspisticism and Homestuck made me panic because I wasn't ready for it.
Same
MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT WHEN TOM SAID AUSPISTICISM
AND AGAIN WHEN HE SAID HOMESTUCK
why are we like this?
WE SHALL LIVE AGAIN
WE DONT DIE
I WAS JUST VIBING AND THEN I HEARD AUSPISTICISM AND I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE
4:15 just the way Eddie says it is just amazing "get outta here ya fishy fuUck
Tom: Okay guys we're gonna be doing a spelling *bee* video
Eddie, taking the concept far too literally:
5:15
Eliot: “K”
Tom: “you are wrong”
Eliot and Eddie: “ITS A C”
8:01
“uh... origin?”
*“H O M E S T U C K”*
I take stress damage when I either know what the word means immediately or can figure it out before Eddie or Elliot
4 hits of stress damage
@@gangrene9897 2 here
@@dillydragonthetroll4119
Yes for me.
Insert gif of Darkest Dungeon Skeleton Courtier hitting you with wine
Me 5 mins ago: Uh "murrsuit"? What's that?
*doesn't wait for Tom's explanation**searched for it*
No no no abort abort aborrrrrt
*sigh* yeah. As a furry, I made that mistake a while ago.
1) Firebird, you are forgiven by the gods of the internet. You have exposed possibly one of your deepest secrets, which is sacrifice enough.
2) Lenya Green, *why do you think Incognito mode exists?*
As a furry, I felt like I should be held personally responsible for the fear in Elliott's eyes when Tom said it was a yiff thing. And I'm not even into yiff.
It's simple: Murr is a Furry sex onomatopoeia, and in a portmanteau with "suit" the meaning can be deduced.
Did I use enough long words to come across as an outrageously pretentious Furry? (I'm not interested in yiffing but am a teratophile)
@@nathangamble125 to translate all of that pretentiousness into the Queen's English
Murr = Mature + Fur (Short term for furry)
Murrsuit = Mature fursuit
The way I screamed when he said "auspisticism"
Is there truly no escape?
Cloaca are also for most reptiles, like lizards, it’s a hole for everything, all I need to say...
“Is Jesus a cryptid” is gonna occupy many of my conversations for the foreseeable future
I thought I was having a stroke when I heard "Homestuck" coming out of Tom's mouth.
I knew the word from somewhere -- and I knew where it came from, but it didn't automatically process.
9:43 the moment when Eddie gave up
Bruh Tom looks like that odd uncle that's "secretly" does drugs yet tells you not too
I didn't wanna see Rogue with big bozongas today.
And i didnt wanna see your profile pic but... Its too late, and mah brain has gone bananas
@@proxleywirdvo nice
Bakunyuu literally translates to "explosive breasts"
@@k1t429 yes
@@k1t429 im still cringing from the image in my head, i mean from all characters in gaming history or in history in general, they chose fucking rogue the bat. fucking corona girl in sonic
It's been a long long time since I read Homestuck so I had to Google that, and one helpful bit from the Homestuck wiki is: "Auspistice is a portmanteau of 'auspicious' (fortunate, promising) and armistice (truce)."
Actually that might not be helpful at all I don't know
When pegasister was said I felt like I got hit by a truck and started astral projecting
Elliot: shirt about mental health. Eddie: dad joke about spelling bees. MEANWHILE, TOM: c u m
Don’t like how many of these words I know...
Same
nice pfp
Welcome to my hell, knowledge is pain
Me 2!!!🤣🤣
Nobody:
Toms shirt: *C U M*
AS SOON AS HE SAID AUSPISTICE I CRIED. CRIES IN HOMESTUCK
);;;;
>:]
=|;)
hearing tom use a homestuck word made me spit out my drink
I opened my phone to a pug and i am proud.
yeah when tom said homestuck I fell off my chair in shock and horror
Fun fact: Human subcultures are nested fractally. There's no bottom.
Good to know Tom knows of homestuck existence given that I’ve seen him multiple times in full cosplay, horns and all.
I beg your pardon
*HUH*
For those wondering why fsjal is named such and couldn’t be bothered to look it up, the name was decided on when a guy on 4chan basically said ‘first person whose ID ends in 0 (or some other number, I forget which) to comment names this meme’ And the first one to have it just type fsjal as their response
When Tom said the Homestuck word my heart literally stopped. I love that comic, but certain worlds should never meet.
It's okay, lads; I don't know anything about Homestuck either.
I’ve literally just started reading it and I’m very confused
@@homsar it gets better
@@mejorge420 And then it gets worse, and then it gets better, and then it ends
@@titaniumvortex8901 and then it gets worse due to the epliloges and HS^2
Tom didn't say "Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell" for the intro and I don't know how to function anymore.
Edit: I am saved.
If hetty is heterosexual...
Is homie gay?
The use of "Urd" in the title is too much Tom,
*_Ť ö ó m ù ç h_*
*When you have a mild heart attack because Elliot name-drops your very generic first name at the end of the video.*
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, ELLIOT?
I’ve been scrolling to find the David’s. Your comment made it worth the scrolling hahahaha
coming straight from an Eddsworld video, to this, is actually terrifying
“Is it like an ‘owie’ but bigger?”
*” Y A A A O O O I I I “*
7:43 OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOF I IMMEDIATELY SCREAMED HOMESTUCK
ngl the word “auspisticism” gave me flashbacks to darker times
7:18 is my claim to fame thank you tom
homestucks: You're underestimating my Power
As a Homestuck, yet again, we all confirm that you are indeed correct. Also, that "romantic quadrant" is 1) usually the most neglected and 2) one of the most difficult ones to understand imo.
Oh jfc i nearly pissed myself when tom went "I'm into PISS"
Dude, that shirt really makes Eddy’s eyes POP.
eddie: i know /nothing/ about homestuck
tom: no one does! not even the people who enjoy it!
as an ex homestuck fan, this is more true than you realize
11:12 oh so Gwen from Camp Camp
5:50 Tom: hetty
Me: *vacuums intensifies*
When murrsuit came up I thought it was short for murloc suit, very disappointed it isn't
3:46 Just click on the timestamp before you watch the video. It will greatly improve your viewing experience
Tom, you look like my alcoholic Uncle.
Too true
Minus the inappropriate groping.
Kezsora
The weirdest thing my Uncle ever did was eat a tin of uncooked kidney beans with pepper, which is 100% something Tom would do
7:56 Tom, unbeknownst to him, accidentally ships *Tom
"From my self isolation station."
#TomsSelfIsolationStation
Tom:”BIG HUGE BONZUKAS”
Me:*Laughing out loud in a quite room*
I learned some of these words from Zone-tan's, *"Ecchication"* series
When Tom starts talking in quadrants •_•
As a homestuck I can confirm I know nothing about homestuck even though I enjoy it and I am a fan
“Don’t thank me ever”
I felt that.
Elliot's spelling of yaoi is my new favourite thing. YAWEEEEEE BABY
I love how affectionate and caring Tom is all the time, the way he just lays a hand on someone's arm or pats their shoulder in a platonic way. He's a very caring and sweet bloke.
Thanks for shouting out Phannies. There aren't many of us left. Also, slight correction to the definition. We usually called people who shipped Dan and Phil hardcore style Phannies or Demon Phannies, while we called ourselves The Phandom or Phans. (At least from what I understood) *I'm sure everyone cares deeply about this btw.* Imma go back to my cave now.
it's sad there aren't many of us left i made so many friends through the phandom and seeing so many people leave makes me sad
@@casshervas9120 it was a very tight knit community and while I wasn't a part of it for very long, it made me feel welcomed and accepted. I think that's what it was to a lot of people.
yeah demon phannies are dead the whole divide was the most toxic thing ever we are all phannies now the word phandom can stay in 2014
5:32 Fun fact you 100% asked for. Both males and females have one and thats also where they piss, shit, and females lay eggs. Most reptiles also have them. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
I love Elliot's YOWEEE XD
2:08
Tom, Eddie was right, it’s “hetties”. I say this as a gay person who uses this to refer to all of my friends. It’s either “hettie” or “hetties”.
I just call my straight male friends "girl fuckers,"
Same dude, I need to stop
I just call them The Straights ™
Lol
@@oworcestershire7331 well thats truu but then my straight friend™ would call me girl fucker too lol
@@neilyworm ooh cheeky, well if I had any straight female friends I *would* call them "lad lovers"
Their shirts foreshadow the robots they are going to build in Tryhard
5:57 Elliot and Eddie harmonise.
Being a furry sure has its plusses.
I could spell all of the furry-related words perfectly, first try.
Cloacalingus is pretty easy. I already knew both of the root words, so you stick 'em together.
Boi, I'm on a list now.
What's a lingus
Fun fact: In Scribblenauts Unlimited, you can put in "cloaca." However, it just gives you a toilet.
me, a known homestuck hearing him say auspisticism: fight or flight response
10:25 Tom is correct...
I keep remembering "get out of here, you fishy fuck" at random moments and losing my shit laughing
I swear to God every single frame of Eddie has so much meme potential
It's weird seeing a relatively sane SurfShark ad on this channel now
Anytime I hear anything Homestuck related it activates my fight or flight response. I know too much about it, what do I do with this useless information?
I'm ashamed at how many of these I already know.
It's worse when you have friends that like that kinda stuff but you don't so you keep whatever they say to each other to yourself and question why there your friends to begin with
Tom: you're word is teratophilia
me, a teratophiliac: my time has come.
"Get a load of these BAKUNYUUS"
Aw, a man of culture!