Diary of a Dog Lover
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 21. 07. 2020
- All my dogs hate me.
Storyboards + animation + backgrounds done by the animation God Zeurel:
/ zeurel
/ zeurel
Birds of a feather stalk together:
đ·ig: / swoozie
đ”TikTok: / swoozieftw
Mystery video: ⹠Cooper Bloopers - Kråtké a kreslené filmy
Swoozie literally found your channel like a week ago ayyye!! You funny af just been binge watching all ya stuff mad respect for the channel!!!
He do be funny
Same
i remeber those days now i watched them all and have no more
Same
BlackBrosstudios yea heâs cool been watching since 2016
That chihuahua was low key running from that owner, it totally knew what it was doing.
Dark Rose watch your dms haha
That chihuahua was ready to dieđ
weighing it's options like:
option #1: let the dog bite me and kill me or...
option #2: go bacc with this crazy lady that feeds me sh*t all day, doesn't pet me and has me chase my tail all day long.
low key tho bro
You know when I try to watch a video and then the first comment is a spoiler?
I bet the whole cycle still going for years like âheyyy do you want a dog??â
Sure, what's the worst that could happened? đ€·đ»ââïž
Or you know.. it bit someone and was put to sleep.. the end.
Omg thanks for the likes đđ
w o w
This happened to one of my friends except instead of a dog it was a possum
I don't think we're talking enough about his dog BROKE THROUGH A WALL TO ESCAPE.
Like what the hell, most crazy dogs just bite you..
lol murricans and their flimsy walls
I've known dogs who unthreaded the bars of crates and escaped. People don't seem to remember dogs= baby wolves and they will do insane shizz like gnaw off their own feet to escape. Getting through a wall is kinda small potatoes for a lot of breeds. My friends had escape artist huskies (they often are) who had busted out of the yard so many ways they were only allowed out with adult supervision...
Except we are talking about american walls. The ones people often punch through
@@einfachnurleo7099 ya really it was probably just some drywall
I had a puppy eat through a door to get inside from the garage cause we put him in there so he don't mess up the house while we left
Well we now have a doggy door on the garage door
He also chewed a chunk of the wall up because he didn't like that we moved a chair to a different wall
He a real good dog now just some new puppy growing pains
Iâve actually had a dog like this. No lie real crazy shit, my family went to church and it happened to be a stormy night. Our dog was in the open garage, safe from the storm. Come home and this crazy bitch had headbutted a hole into a hard wooden door to get inside. I REPEAT. *She headbutted a hole into a hard wooden door to get inside.*
That chihuahua owner was low key in the same situation as Swoozie. The dog did not want to go to that lady even if it meant getting attacked đ dogs be crazy
Friend: "It's okay, he doesn't bite."
Dog: *proceeds to attack and try to eat me*
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SĐĐĐ„ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! are you having a seizure? Should I call an ambulance!?
@@yn6213 Oh man I think it is!
I wish a dog would. Kick it right in th face.
Kofi if the dog growls at you and tries biting and you respond by kicking it, donât think you wonât be mauled.
@@niraw888v I'm not letting it maul me, I'm choking it out.
Jurassic Park: The Wrath of Kayla
I cant believe they got rid of those dogs who loved him
Whatya gonna do
I can't belive he got rid of those dog who loved him
You...you missed the golden opportunity: "Jurassic Bark"
@@PoringPoring951 I should've. That was my original idea, but autocorrect happened.
âHey you want a dogâ
Then the cycle started t that moment
It makes sense now why the dogs were being given away ...
Just put the dog down.. what's the worst that could happen
When the dog sprayed breath mint, and clears his throat to start barking, i lost itđđđđđ
Moral of the Story:
Never give a dog time to weigh their options
No, it's keep a blicky if things get sticky.
Moral*
I would say itâs: train and educate your dog well enough
Correct, you have to show your dog that his only option is to listen to you. Teach her/him that you know whatâs best for them. They have to trust that.
Damn he wears shoes inside.. no wonder the dog wants to run away lol
AJ Y And are there other animation channels that you also like?
@@JacksonAnimation8 r/whoosh
This Is Me UwU Would you also check out my animation channel?
Or he could just be wearing them in the video to avoid being on wikifeet
@KhakiPeach67 its a website where celebs and influencers have profiles of community posted images of their feet and people review them. I heard about it when markipler mentioned it in one of his videos awhile back.
dude, they could have had separation anxiety or are traumatized by cages. All a dog wants is to be loved on and appreciated by their owner. My dog conner is a big dog, but he had really bad separation anxiety, and we left him in several crates that he tore through, and he bit a hole through one of our walls, just like your dog. We finally just let him be and stopped locking him up, and once he knew we loved him and weren't getting rid of him, he calmed down.
I love how suwusi acts like it is completely normal for someone to give him a free dog
Suwuzi.... SUWUZI
It is.
@@maya_yaser BRO ME TOO LMFAO
sWooZieâs dog: i need to get out of here...
The Wall: *lets talk about this before we jump to any conclusions*
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 Stop it
Yeah, I can see a lot of issues that would have required some extended time spent training these dogs. The aggression towards other dogs is something I have run into, and usually is the result of a lack of socialization of the dog to other dogs when they're young. The breaking out of your closet sounds like it was caused by separation anxiety. If you don't know what the history of your dog is it can be really hard to fix some of these problems, because they likely were developed in response to something happening from their previous owners when they were puppies.
U make some extremely interesting points my man! Thanks for dropping knowledge!
Dogs r like u kids u get better after each one đđ
Yeah, I had a dog whose previous owner locked her in a bathroom for like three years since she was young. No going out, no socializing. That dog got along great with humans, especially young kids, but let me tell you she HATED other dogs. Half of owning that dog was just trying to bail her out of a fight with some random pitbull.
@@swoozie you da best man
@@johnmcauliffe8824 i can imagine
I love how renâs in the thumbnail
honestly same, turns out at 1:19, he's there too.
3:35 that is one buff granny
Nobody:
Kayla: âIâm bout to end this mans whole careerâ
Haha
My neighborâs dog has never stopped barking since we moved in over 5 years. Ago
What do you expect? The dog's not dead
Yeah put the owners know that we hate it
@@jellystapler2617 i'm sure they have tried to stop it
They still keep the dog outside all day
But your right
my friend broke up with her boyfriend over minecraft while this video played in the background
Um....... WOW
How old is you??
wait over minecraft? Or during it?
Wana know how this went down
The details. We need them.
2:01 The starter trio of dogs:)
pick one they will defend you the other two are coming to kill youđ”đ©čđ¶đĄđšđȘ
2:11 The first battle
Wtf
@@-Jest3r- just pick:) they're supposed to represent the dogs the modes
I've found that dogs can sense when there's something wrong about a person. What you not telling us bro?
I told my friends my dog stories throughout the years and thatâs exactly what they say. Iâm the PROBLEM đ©
@@swoozie Get a cat!
sWooZie oh come on itâs not your fault itâs the dogs
Ok maybe itâs yours you probably had a bad vibe
Tito Coleman ew đ€ź
Alien cat: *scratches nick fury*
*Nick fury:* the last person I trusted gave me this scar
*Swoozie:* I can relate
đ€Łđđ bro that was pretty original ngl. These bots on sum virtual edibles
Insert kid vs kat joke
KJ Maggi Noodlez yeah these bots trippin đ„Ž
EXACTLY!!! đđđ
last time i trusted someone i lost an eye đ
after 10 years he's still uploads good content
No one:
Swoozie: *lets accept free dogs from strangers* đ this ends 1 way.
Swoozie: gives dogs love and affection
Dog: *_aight, imma head out_*
đđ
LMBO, yeah basically!!!
As a dog trainer, this stresses me out so much.
Swoozie really needs to check in with the local dog trainer next time he gets a dog.
And I'm not talking a PetSmart trainer. Those are basically useless for behavioral issues. Get you a trainer that specializes in behavior modification- full on dog behaviorist.
You can do it. I believe in you.
Just gonna say if u sell or give away your dog because you cant train it you are an idiot and shouldnt own any animals it applies to Swooz and his parents aswell,pets are not toys..
As a dog handler, same. I generally like sWooZie's content but this one made me kinda uncomfortable. In my view, when you get a dog, you're taking that responsibility and it's not to be dropped just because the dog is a handful. There's some really wonderful people out there that can help with special needs dogs. All dogs deserve loving homes and if anyone feels like they can't properly give a dog what they need, try to give them to a home that can, not some random person coming out of a store.
I know this is just supposed to be a funny cartoon/storytime but situations like these are why thousands of dogs are put down. People just don't want to deal with the problems, they give them up, the cycle repeats until they either are required to be put down or they stay too long in a shelter. Either way it typically ends in a garbage bag.
Really glad to see other like minded people that saw the issue with this.
Itâd be nice if people cared this much about their kidsđ€·ââïž
@@JDrocks4ever we can care about 2 different things equally
"My hybrid dog was out there".
Lmao
3:06. "The dog looks at her, then looks at Kayla, like he is weighing his options". lmao. I can't breathe bahahhaha
Dog: Gets extreme love for years by their owners
Owners friend: *Enters the house*
Dog: *My loyalty has now expired*
Me: you should be on my side dawg.
Friend: Itâs okay he doesnât bite :) The Dog: 2:32
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 no
Such smart writing. Had stopped watching your videos for a bit because of work and other life priorities. Came back to be pleasantly surprised. Your script writing, drawing and overall everything has improved so much Adande! Amaze work! Keep it up!
Especially love the part when it comes back a full circle with your dad pawning the dogs off on others. đ€Łđ€Ł Epic Stuff!
Every video is so good, love your drawings as well!
"i love cute little dogs"
Doesn't everyo-
"but they hate me."
Oh-
It's always small dogd that think there tuff
My brothers dog was trying at a pitbull when the pitbull was 5x bigger
Oh-
No. Everybody does not like cute little dogs. Some of us hate them in fact
Epic pfp
Dog: *gets endless amounts of love by their hooman*
Hooman: *opens front door*
Dog: đđđđ
I love that you make all your videos comedically funny in some way
thats what i love about this channel.
Pause at 1:12 and the dog is like "SO, you have chosen death?"
I bursted out laughing so hard! Lol
@@spaghettbaguette4877 same LOL
Swoozies dad: what's the worst that can happen
Literally everyone: đ
He has chosen death
actually im: :/
@Emily okaaaaay.... Ya nasty!
Bruh I looked at your channel. Swoozie must've seen your dog vidđđđ
@@galvanart3623 ya that's what I said
When they be giving away dogs they gonna be carrying rabies and a thirst for the souls of the innocent
LOL!!!
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When I'm sad I watch ur videos and they always cheer me up thx swoozie keep it up with the vids
Ah, poor Keyla, she was doing her job and protecting the house⊠Iâm glad you found her! Even though she was given away in the end. The story is too funny! I love my little stinker, but sometimes he is not easy either! :)
The dog seller:âhe doesnât bite.â
Swoozie:*stitches up forearm* are you sure about that?
Ahah
Ahahađđ
That " Arf Arf Arf Arf" had me dying đđ I'm easily amused. I'm sorry đđđ
Cute đ
Omg yes.
@@patriciaarr6074 yup
sWooZie's "barking" is adorable. I wish my neighbor's dog sounded like sWooZie.
My dog has dug a hole in the wall too. But to get in the house, not out đ
Dog: **puts something in their mouth**
Me: whats that?
**awkward silence**
Dog: **GOTTA BLAST**
đ
*TaKe To ThE sTaRs*
âSure whatâs the worst that could happenâ *Famous last words*
The sound at 0:32 tho. Got me dying over here, what the hell was that supposed to be
Ikr đđ
It's really sad you had to give those dogs up, but I totally understand you were not equipped to handle them.
I love how Benji's shown as more psychopathic each time he's drawn đ đ
The attention to detail
3:15 Can we took about how clean that Cuphead edit was tho?
Swoozie I love your channel. Iâve been watching it for two years. I love it been binge watching this. Iâm sorry for your dogs. Iâm not a dog person but, I feel bad what they did to you.
The cycle of unloved dogs is a tragic and never ending tale. 15-20 years of trust issues passed on like a plague among men. Only in the distant future do these rebellious creatures hope to be understood, and finally at peace.
May that we give them the chance. đ€
My dog past away yesterday and I cried because she was so chill, she loved everybody
Edit: my other dog has been crying and he never cries, only for food so my dog death made him sad, thank you all the people giving her prayers
I hope you find her, good luck.
Sheâs in a better place now, Iâm sorry
Im sorry I know that feeling
No no no no no thatâs sad Iâm sorry for you
Sorry for your lost đđż
Swoozie: tells average story but makes it x10 more interesting
Me: tells amazing story and makes it x10 less interesting
4:20 no GODZILLA
Question: How is this man bald, but is also maintaining the FRESHEST fade on CZcams?
*Dog Lovers:* "Here, come meet my sweet, adorable, innocent little smol baby! It's a golden retriever and german shepherd mix, I drove 200 miles to get him!"
*Cat Lovers:* "This is my cat. I found him in a dumpster. He's a bastard."
That's legit how we found my cat. My grandpa saw that a kitten was trapped in a dumpster. Jumped in, took her home, woke me up then we cleaned her. Now my cat 4 years old and she so spoiled brat but I fucking love her so much. I wouldn't trade her for the world.
@@scp--297 lol same my cat is spoiled rot but i love her so freaking much
đđđ cat person here and this is the truth, lol
@Lachelle Lewis đđđ
@Lachelle Lewis probably. But they keep the other demons away as long as u feed em
I got to say sWooZie your animations have developed so much throughout the years of you being on CZcams and its a big inspiration to me and other artists that watch your videos.
P.S. keep up the good work đ
Even if he didn't really animate this
Iâve been following you for year and you are still the best story teller hands down. đ
Love your story. It was amazing.
My friend: don't worry he doesn't bite
Dog: your free trial of living has expired
Lmao
Swoozies dad: hey u want a dog?
Rendome guy: sure
Swoozies dad: it's not my problem anymore it's your problem now
Bro I remember watching your videos 7 years ago and I just rediscovered you and I still hecking love you swooz đ
This is like my 50th time watching this. Swoozie is so funny and my favorite story teller and tee spiller of all time. đ
Swoozie: Every dog I own hates me
Me: all the dogs I ever had were done like butter, butter was a good dog
RITA excuse me maâam there are children here........
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SĐĐ„ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Lol
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SĐĐ„ !!! !OPEN MY CANAL !!! Hello
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SĐĐ„ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! brooo... Shut up... Nobody cares you need help fr
I love swoozie yo you can watch all of his videos over and over again
"Good day for a swell battle.
WALLOP" - nothing could have described that better
Chihuahua : "inches forward"
Kayla : "okay, so you have chosen death. Bout to end your ENTIRE CAREER
2-NITE!!"
Side note- Props to all of the animators that made this video! Swoozie's videos are always worth the wait because you know there are going to be high quality!! đđđđđđđđđ
The dog: *starts barking*
Swoozie: predator missile inbound
I really like the new animation man. Great job to the guys who made it.
I love the Cuphead reference!!! The videos are amazing. Thank you Swoozie.
I know this is irrelevant but sWooZieâs lowkey cute đ
He's high key cute
@@flameseditsyt That's not even simpin. Simple compliments aren't simping.
Completely relevant
Why else you think he makes so many videos about girls? Dudeâs drowning in the ladies.
Highkey
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Swooshâs, you have a golden gift for story telling. I wonât criticise you on the length of your videos but I could sit here for half an hour, maybe even a full hour, and binge watch yours telling me a funny story. Keep up the great work, if I could meet one CZcams personality, Iâd love to meet you!! Peace! âđ»
Ye bro
Usually dogs bark a lot when they don't get enough exercise. Same goes for the running off.
Congrats! Your now my favourite youtuber after watching 2 of your videos!
Whoâs here from his Insta story and picked Diary of a Dog Lover as the video title
Me
Me lol
No one
Me
Me
If swoozie doesn't like this he's not a ninja pimp
jay mclaughlin I like it. And would you take a look at my animation channel?
Omg he actually did it
@@JacksonAnimation8 y u keep saying this on his videos
@@aideng1123 Yes I do. And would you check out my animation channel?
@@JacksonAnimation8 lmao
I started watching last week and I love your videos
I hope he continues making more content cause Iâve rewatched everything like 5 times...... đđđ„ș
At least his dogs don't die like the one's in Jojo
thanks for the spoiler
Lol
@@r4siri Your welcome, bruh
Yeh dont let dio near your dog trust me...
Me: mom can we get a dog
Mom: no we have a dog at home
The dog at home:
My mom would be like it ainât enough with you dogs in the house
Wtf ur username
Mannnn, I'm old school Swoozie fan, and seeing him at 7 million subs is a Great Inspiration :)
3:14 I love that reference. I just do.
*A brawl is surely brewing*
*YOU'RE UP!*
The way to a dog's heart is through it's stomach. Seriously... Treats are key to make dogs that don't like you like you a lot.
The hell it is, you wanna come meet wolfie can't leave the rescue cause he has issues
nicole jimmons wut
Random fact:
Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur. The stripes are like fingerprints and no two tigers have the same pattern. đ đŻ
yeah, a random and OFF TOPIC fact
For sure spam
@@MoKuZai why would it matter, who really cares if it's off topic or not? I honestly dont know .
Love your vids keep up the great content
"meet the woof" LMAOOO
âGet out of here thereâs a whole lot of gang stuff going on in here đđđâ
"You don't want this problem, I promise" đđđ
@@panpeter1171 yep agreed
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Buby: *moves closer to Kayla*
Kayla: *so you have chosen, death.*
I've been Binge watching and omgg it really does make my day every day â€đ
sounds like an episode of 'it's me or the dog' tbh
. love your videos
anyone questioning why is swoozie uploading more often but dont care cause they get more content
RedXKillaKill You can see lots of animation content on my animation channel.
Ummm no cuz quarantine.
He gets help with some of his animations now it seems.
His animation has jumped in quality cause he hired animators to help out. So he has much more time to finish videos.
The album really said âMeet the Woofâ đđ
@RITA , I LOVE SĐĐ„ , WANT SĐĐ„ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ft?
woo back baby
Gabe Ochoa I agree
This had me literally laughing out loud hahaha
Omg Im going back through ALL THESE VIDEOS AND DYINGGGđđđ "barf barf barf" ahahaha
me: wearing a coke tshirt
swoozie: wearing a pepsi jumper
1v1 me bro right here rn
The title should have been
_"Diary of a Dog Lover: Dog Days"_
This hit me so hard I laughed chaotically. Maybe cause Iâm a vet med student. Idk Iâm dying laughing
Bro im glad swoozie did a Cuphead starting round reference at 3:16