"hey lads & lasses, next time you catch a taxi, pay for it by water boarding your driver to make sure he's sufficiently hydrated as this also makes sure hes not thinking about any pre-marital relations, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
I helped an old lady with her shopping but refused to hand over the groceries until she had forced her members of her bridge club to subscribe to your channel, as this helps to spread the good word of your channel to an audience otherwise oblivious to the importance of hydration.
"Moving his schedule around seems like a lot less of a big deal than basically turning into ISIS." Nothing like a cool glass of water to wash down that dry humor.
Blake you lovable Malaka we are all here for you and with you mate....so long as you stay hydrated and do not participate in pre-marital relations that is.
I mated with multiple pelicans to produce human/pelican offspring, I then taught them sign language so when they are discovered they will spread the word of your good channel .
It is so refreshing to have content like this on CZcams. Such class and refinement makes me hydrate quickly. Keep the content flowing so I can keep hydrating please.
Why is it when I binge watch your videos, the voice is my head is just your monotone voice covering every little detail of my actions for the next hour of my life? This really helps spread the word of your channel.
Love the way you temped fate there, modest pelican. Why don't you get everyone to found a bus company called it modest pelican and to throw bottles of water at old women. That would really spread the good word of your channel.
Fun fact: modest pelican broke my laptop. I was watching papa peli and he said to stop and take a water break so i brought my laptop down stairs and got myself some water and then peli said cheers and i cheersed him but due to the glass being full the water shloshed onto my laptop and it went black. But its not all bad because i was sufficiently hydrated. Thank you peli for teaching me this important lesson.
I just love to see a youtuber who has the same struggle as regular folk... instead of having 9.9 billion in there gta bank account lol Stay hydrated people!
Bro how long has it been since you posted I've been breeding super enhance pelicans to take over the USA until you posted a new video to spread the good word of your channel of course 😊👍
Before I began watching peli’s content about 2 years ago I was very dehydrated because I didn’t drink. After starting to watch your content I made a home alone style contraption to waterboard myself and I have been staying sufficiently hydrated everyday since
“Hey lads and lasses, become a graffiti artist and put pelican graffiti all over every United States embassy as this would really help spread the good word of my channel”
"Hey lads and lasses, please use your life savings to arm a small militia and once they've overthrown their government request that they change their national animal into a pelican as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
Intro Idea "If you enjoy this video please eat plastic straws to prove that turtles are weak then hydrate as many people as possible, as this really spreads the good word of my channel."
I just drank a big bunch of cold water. Modest Pelican uploaded. I'm refreshed. This is great.
Warm water is actually better for your stomach.
Weakling I drank lake Michigan
Same exact thing happened to me.
@@phazer2406 HOW DARE YOU. I NEVER DRINK HOT WATER.
@@Horizontal_Sonic CONGRATULATIONS SIR.
Was honestly down in the dumps, then this lad dropped a video. I've never felt so hydrated. Absolute legend, I'd commute on your bus anytime.
🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
Glad this cheered you up. Stay up king.
I accidentally cutted off my Willy while watching this video
❤️
When world needed him most, he returned.
I see what you did there, Avatar is great 🤣
I messed up the 69 likes because this is an overused comment
2 weeks 🗿
Unlike my dad
@du20💞 why would you post almost nude pics and advertise it on a channel about staying hydrated.
"hey lads & lasses, next time you catch a taxi, pay for it by water boarding your driver to make sure he's sufficiently hydrated as this also makes sure hes not thinking about any pre-marital relations, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
FAKE TAXI IS A CHANNEL ON DA HUB
@@SnovixityEdits you mean orange youtube
Just me or he stopped using these types of intros?
I literally just finished binge watching every sons of virgins video in chronological order. This is a gift. Please do more!
I helped an old lady with her shopping but refused to hand over the groceries until she had forced her members of her bridge club to subscribe to your channel, as this helps to spread the good word of your channel to an audience otherwise oblivious to the importance of hydration.
These fucking comments I swear 😭
When I got the notification modest pelican uploaded I immediately jumped into the ocean with weights on my feet so I can remain infinitely hydrated
💀💀😭
lmao
"Moving his schedule around seems like a lot less of a big deal than basically turning into ISIS." Nothing like a cool glass of water to wash down that dry humor.
Loving your videos man! Great commentary as always
The sons of virgins sequence will forever live rent free in my head
*These are the boys boys boys*
@@Jim-lg8sf and together they form a feared gang known as the sons of virgins
The logo of the Sons of Virgins has to be on T-shirts.
@@Ragna___ omfg yeah we need s.o.v merch
Pelican videos make the pain go away. I’m so lonely but at least I’m hydrated
I GOT A PELI LIKE LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Blake you lovable Malaka we are all here for you and with you mate....so long as you stay hydrated and do not participate in pre-marital relations that is.
the bots heard you lol
He is back the semi best Hitman in Los Santos always a joy to watch papa peli
@@brandonmurray5719 thank you Brandon. I love and appreciate you
A hydrated man watching another hydrated man playing as a hydrated man.
Perfection.
I mated with multiple pelicans to produce human/pelican offspring, I then taught them sign language so when they are discovered they will spread the word of your good channel .
@yaliso gioouy exactly👍
Carbo doesn't take the loss too well...
*cut to Carbo pouring gasoline on the upper class mom's car*
As a part Greek, I am happy peli uses the language to insult people who need it
I will never get tired of hearing him say “BOIS, BOIS, BOIS”😂
no one will ever
BOIS BOIS BOIS
@@tracyscheibel7098For translate you said “ WOOD WOOD WOOD”
@@Totallyrealmessi23 WOOD WOOD WOOD
WOOD WOOD WOOD
Love getting refreshed while I’m at school, thanks legend. 👍🏻
love the vids Pelican, These videos are the reason I continue to make gta videos
Good thing I’m eating and drinking water while watching Modest Pelican, he’s the real legend.
I have sinned. I am sick and my throat hurts so bad that I can barely swallow water.
Oh my god! I've been on that first bus regularly a few years ago. Thanks for that unexpected blast from the past, Peli.
Yay a new modest pelican video
Stay hydrated to be first next time
Ohhh you doggy malacker, you din’t write this that fast💀💀
I was before you L
@@RandomStuff-pb9vb i write yay then write the rest
@@Samgoatfisher ok non hydrated person
Btw don't reply to any of the bots
Peli forgot to say "Stay classy" at the end, so now I'm going about my day as an unclassy piece of shit
It is so refreshing to have content like this on CZcams. Such class and refinement makes me hydrate quickly. Keep the content flowing so I can keep hydrating please.
3:10 Love those tennis sounds
Sorry I’m late to the video, just couldn’t miss hydration time.
I’m refreshed, hydrated and modest pelican uploaded. Life is good
You know the day is going to be good when modest pelican uploads a GTA video
I've have never felt so hydrated in my entire life.
2:54
_"Good work, 47. Mcnuggetman is no more._
_Now head to the nearest extraction point"_
Man pelican is the best CZcamsr ever I love him ❤️🔥
“It’s pretty wholesome, with all these random players parading around”.
*proceeds to run over another player*
Meat thick man a retired assassin who is on a mission to be come the most powerful crime Lord in los Santos
2:37 so great how the lady just doesnt flinch when the car just kills someone
Love the content keep it up mate
thanks man
@@ModestPelican you're welcome
Love how his character had a bullet hole in his rectum. Doesn't seem like he'd be walking XD
Why is it when I binge watch your videos, the voice is my head is just your monotone voice covering every little detail of my actions for the next hour of my life? This really helps spread the word of your channel.
Love the way you temped fate there, modest pelican. Why don't you get everyone to found a bus company called it modest pelican and to throw bottles of water at old women. That would really spread the good word of your channel.
Another great video well done pelican
That fake taxi reference though 😂
:D
the only reason why we watch him
@𝟏𝟗-Xiya 𝐍𝐨𝐦𝐚 bruh! Get that shit outta here 😆
The dollar rims are looking fresh
Fun fact: modest pelican broke my laptop. I was watching papa peli and he said to stop and take a water break so i brought my laptop down stairs and got myself some water and then peli said cheers and i cheersed him but due to the glass being full the water shloshed onto my laptop and it went black. But its not all bad because i was sufficiently hydrated. Thank you peli for teaching me this important lesson.
I mean how many times did you change that video' s title lmao
Stealtho Fieldo has literally done nothing, ever.
I just love to see a youtuber who has the same struggle as regular folk... instead of having 9.9 billion in there gta bank account lol
Stay hydrated people!
Stealtho Carbo
Carbo makes me think of carbohydrates
Carbo’s name means he hydrates. Legendary.
Did I pay for that car?
Yes
Course you did
The Savior of Boredom himself, Modest Pelican Gaming...
Keep on being a hydrated malaka my good sir..
Another banger
First
Wassup man I still like that diss track
This narration is pure 24k gold.
Always excited when you upload a new video.
appreciate it man
I think this series needs a soft-reboot
That's a pretty great idea
@@ModestPelican can you purify the other comment???
@@ModestPelican The series is excellent but just adding some story would be nice
@@ModestPelican may this holy cross help you in your path to true purity:
czcams.com/video/zo_uoFI1WXM/video.html
I just wanna say that your videos make me feel much better!! Especially when I'm hungover thank you, Modest pelican you ABSOLUTE LEGEND! 💜💯
I had missed a GTA online video, now i'm sufficiently hydrated
Bro how long has it been since you posted
I've been breeding super enhance pelicans to take over the USA until you posted a new video to spread the good word of your channel of course 😊👍
@Kisna Yela ♋️ WTF , yo why you writing an essay I'm not your English teacher , what are you trying to say ?
can't believe we finally got the bus sim video 🙏🙏🙏
for you bb
@@ModestPelican my man 🤝
we finally did it jeus
I legit get on gtao sometimes just to taxi ppl around. I have the troll face on all my cars so it’s honestly surprising how often ppl get in my car
I am in Vegas watching merest pelican and of course staying hydrated
5:45 That didn't age well.
Bring back the intros, as this really helps spread the good word of this channel.
Just found a bird sleeping in the bird bath face down. Guess he was trying to stay hydrated while sleeping. Was very proud of him.
Modest Pelican: Kills player, walks away, moves on.
Me: Kills player, gets chased by the annoying little kid trying to kill me back for a solid hour.
"The boys didn't expect this" *Russian invasion of Ukraine underway*
That tennis reenactment was pretty spot on
The highlight of this video is definitely the OMSI 2 segment
Been waiting for the next GTA online video
Let's get hydrated
Going from gta rp back to this is some Benjamin button shit
i just drank 6 litres of water after getting reminded by you , im thouroghly refreshed thank you so much, without you i would have gone without water.
I would like to request DayZ.
The ruthlessness in that series is unparalleled.
Maaaaaannn! I was so pysched to see this! Waiting for those GTA RP vids to come back
Before I began watching peli’s content about 2 years ago I was very dehydrated because I didn’t drink. After starting to watch your content I made a home alone style contraption to waterboard myself and I have been staying sufficiently hydrated everyday since
bro u made my day. i was laughing so hard when i u were talking about fake taxi. That was the best intro ever.
Two things about the heist, just gun down the guard who drives the limo and you want to shoot down the Billionaires heli asap
WWIII might be on it's way but at least we have the hydration pusher Pelican to entertain us!
“Hey lads and lasses, become a graffiti artist and put pelican graffiti all over every United States embassy as this would really help spread the good word of my channel”
As soon as he said so its the moment you’ve all been waiting i got an ad
I am crying and shaking right now HE SOLD THE MINIVAN 😭😭😭
Litteraly laughed so hard my airpod fell out my ear into the toilet whilst taking a shit 🙂😭
i decided to hydrate my self sufficiently then come smash the like button over here a lil... world gone all madmax, not enough water for me.
Tbh the worlds getting kinda scary and your vids are a good way to escape it for a bit. Thanks mate.
Holy shittoly! I've never been this early to a modest pelican video!! Starting off my morning as hydrated as can be in good ol Washington!
I'm sick as shit right now and this video has cured me
peli, i think i speak for all your fans when i say we want a sons of taxi-fake taxi crossover it would make me so hydrated
"Hey lads and lasses, please use your life savings to arm a small militia and once they've overthrown their government request that they change their national animal into a pelican as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"
You bastard, I nearly spat my tea all over my computer at the tennis content scene.
Thanks papa peli. Great video to cure my depression and for a moment make me forget about war in my country.
4:17 Made me spit my drink (water) out. "At least now she can park there guilt free."
Same, holy shit xD
Your GTA videos are so wholesome
idk why, but that bus simulator skit was absolute gold
" do you have insurance? " best text ever!!!!! lollllll
While drinking a jug of water a notification appeared saying modest pelican uploaded a gta video
Pelican x FuriousFade collab would be more then kinda legendary
Hahahahaha...I am more hooked to listen to your Stories than playing the Game myself! Fantastic, Epic channel!!!
Did you know pelicans sacrifice their blood to the young legends gotta respect it
Tha adventures of thicc man. Thank you papa peli
"Buy an expensive car that we'll grow bored of in a few hours" is the most gta 5 thing🤣
Papa peli and the bois bois bois have returned! 🔥🔥
“Stealth ocarbo joined the server so you know what it’s time for” ad plays
Intro Idea "If you enjoy this video please eat plastic straws to prove that turtles are weak then hydrate as many people as possible, as this really spreads the good word of my channel."
That tennis scene.... 🤣
This is simply amazing
7:34 falling off a roof in Los Santos? Couldn't be Peli.
Love the content as always.