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Komentáře • 504

  • @thomashajicek2747
    @thomashajicek2747 Před rokem +83

    3:25 best clip just for the comment. “Hey bro you don’t work here!” Will be the next “you can’t park there”

  • @ezzie218
    @ezzie218 Před rokem +249

    Raccoon thought if he just started grabbing tools he automatically gets the job😂😂😂

    • @Schiessl7783
      @Schiessl7783 Před rokem +13

      But her obviously didn't get the job and was forced into criminality, as you can see in the clip where he is stealing Twizzlers :-(

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 Před rokem

      ​@@Schiessl7783 NO... The Racoon
      climbing up the cordless drill...
      Ya Dimwit!!!

    • @Worst_Infamous
      @Worst_Infamous Před rokem +4

      Rocket wanted to fix his spaceship

    • @jlmunny
      @jlmunny Před rokem +2

      7:00

    • @insatiable8689
      @insatiable8689 Před rokem

      He got inspired after watching gotg3 lol

  • @sicstar
    @sicstar Před rokem +91

    3:55 is where a small part of his sanity left him for good...

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +1

      It' s obiously staged

    • @sicstar
      @sicstar Před rokem +1

      @@vomm I hope for him it was :D

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 Před rokem +5

      Obvious how? Enlighten us, Mister Internet Sleuth.

    • @Eva-mp7xg
      @Eva-mp7xg Před rokem +4

      @@vomm How do you stage it? Is there a hotline for snowplough service to come and clear the roads in front of your house?

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 Před rokem +5

      And that small "smack!" of the one piece falling of the edge of the roof! Perfection!

  • @TROOPERfarcry
    @TROOPERfarcry Před rokem +92

    4:44 -- BUT SHE LOOKED UNDERNEATH AND SAW THAT??? SHE JUST LOOKED RIGHT AT IT FIRST???

    • @theWZZA
      @theWZZA Před rokem +23

      It's a sign that human intelligence is on the wane.

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 Před rokem +5

      Yes, and I am probably another sign of this since I didn't understand what I saw. What was that liquid? Please be merciful towards us of weaker minds.

    • @theWZZA
      @theWZZA Před rokem +35

      @@elisaa9981 She was supporting her work piece on a can of paint, and it started to splash after she sawed through it. It's not so much what you see; when you are cutting, and feel abnormal resistance, you should stop. Just keep going without identifying the issue is a good way to get hurt.

    • @TROOPERfarcry
      @TROOPERfarcry Před rokem +19

      @@elisaa9981 She ran the saw THROUGH a paint-can.
      It's not about the liquid, though that is a messy inconvenience, it's that there was anything down there at all. The saw she's using goes all the way through the wood, and then the blade will hit whatever is underneath it as well.... in this case, it was a can of paint.

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 Před rokem +4

      OMG that sucks! Thanks for the explanation.

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +40

    2:25- impressive. That bug has some great fighting skills.
    He flipped the turtle!

    • @Viplove.Y
      @Viplove.Y Před rokem

      Don't call it Bug. That's Mantis.

    • @sarkzar
      @sarkzar Před rokem +2

      @@Viplove.Y its not a mantis tho

    • @DrHydra47
      @DrHydra47 Před rokem

      ​@@Viplove.Ylooks more like a grasshopper

  • @raed.gilani
    @raed.gilani Před rokem +11

    Person: Almost dies falling and smashing on the mountain.
    Another person: “Are you okay?” 💀💀

  • @bobsbuurgers3714
    @bobsbuurgers3714 Před rokem +24

    (4:32) It's not the "tool" that she couldnt use, it was "common sense" she forget to apply. Lmao😂

  • @VlerkeDamne
    @VlerkeDamne Před rokem +23

    2:15 was an absolute win

  • @fgm1197
    @fgm1197 Před rokem +10

    2:45 I would keep the pawprints🥰

  • @ashleypinkney1669
    @ashleypinkney1669 Před rokem +188

    He should’ve had the laptop 💻 closed

    • @tylertempah
      @tylertempah Před rokem +89

      Shouldn’t of had it on there at all 😑😂

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 Před rokem +26

      Pretty sure it would not have made any difference. Wind gets under that flat surface, it's a sure goner.

    • @vladimirvladimirovich3528
      @vladimirvladimirovich3528 Před rokem +4

      @@tylertempah он не знал куда плыть, ноутбук это его навигация была )))))))))

    • @shxdow9807
      @shxdow9807 Před rokem +29

      He was asking for it. Who brings a laptop on a fast boat 💀 that’s what gopros are for smh

    • @ogswavey
      @ogswavey Před rokem +4

      dat sh gone🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @jonathan198627
    @jonathan198627 Před rokem +3

    Raccoon dude the Skittles were right there!

  • @shawnahuebner4560
    @shawnahuebner4560 Před rokem +24

    The guy who just finished shoveling and than the snowplow came through was HILARIOUS!! That’s happened to me before! I was so pissed! 🤣 😂😂

    • @Ithinkiwill66
      @Ithinkiwill66 Před rokem +1

      Looked like he was doing a bit of a dance! 😆🤷‍♀

    • @plochol
      @plochol Před rokem

      Literally every winter for me...

    • @Bird_Dog00
      @Bird_Dog00 Před rokem +2

      They love doing that, don't they?
      Almost as much as they love blocking off crosswalks and then never clearing them. Because especialy elderly people are really thrilled at the prospect of climbing over knee-high piles of snow when crossing the road...

    • @mal74
      @mal74 Před rokem

      Happened to me before too. Assholes!

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu Před rokem +1

      How do you say snowplough instead of "snow pole" without sounding like a spelling police?😂

  • @WormHole1000
    @WormHole1000 Před rokem +60

    0:14 That was terrifying to watch. My heart just dropped to my stomach. I hope he made safely back home.😱

    • @Red_Rebellion
      @Red_Rebellion Před rokem

      same i lost my oxygen after that lol

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Před rokem +2

      For a practice/sport run like that, the safety kit looked fairly solid... He should get a check up, but he's probably okay... ;o)

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Před rokem

      @Molly Then you're watching the wrong channel... This is where people can f*ck up spectacularly, and because they generally come out of it no worse for the wear, we can freely laugh hysterically at them...
      You're looking for the "most brutal moments caught on camera" corners of YT... ;o)

    • @Netherman35
      @Netherman35 Před rokem

      Same man that was horrifying

    • @HeavenlyNovae
      @HeavenlyNovae Před 11 měsíci

      I think the person is fine cuz otherwise they probably wouldn't put the clip in the video

  • @TheFunkadelicFan
    @TheFunkadelicFan Před rokem +51

    That last clip was legendary.

    • @deedeethedog05
      @deedeethedog05 Před rokem +9

      little bro was like "idk man, it was like that when i got here"

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před rokem +1

      Yeah he was like:It was me?

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +12

    Raccoon needed that drill to break into the locked garbage can.

  • @surrealcereal603
    @surrealcereal603 Před rokem +12

    Loved the “shoplifters will be prosecuted” sign next to the raccoon stealing candy.

  • @bigface1352
    @bigface1352 Před rokem +12

    7:45 she says, why did you do this

  • @MrMazRx
    @MrMazRx Před rokem +9

    0:34 mustangs just can't help themselves 🤣😁

    • @sicstar
      @sicstar Před rokem +2

      So it must defo be the car and not the driver. because nobody is driving that one ! 🤓

  • @HappyHands.
    @HappyHands. Před rokem +42

    4:24 Woman had multiple Audio warnings and multiple opportunities to stop and correct her path... but no, she just powered herself right through to that disaster 😒.

    • @c2757
      @c2757 Před rokem +1

      Even worse was that it looks like she realised there was a danger of sawing through the paint tin 'cos she put the one she used to support the other end of the board she was sawing to one side where the saw would miss it!

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc Před rokem +18

    It’s really amazing to me that in every case the swear people use is the same! It’s like “beeeep!” Is universal for these fails!

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 Před rokem

      Even MORE hilarious is when they use the "beeeeep!" in the audio, but clearly print the "It's stinging me! G** D***!" on the screen at about 6:09... ;o)

  • @nicholasbarranco3868
    @nicholasbarranco3868 Před rokem +10

    The guy who hit his head on the cabinet, at least he had a nice save

  • @rudk2421
    @rudk2421 Před rokem +5

    2:11 ‘mama dak is er af!’ Mom the roof is gone! 2:39 ‘zo!’ = so 😂

  • @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek
    @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek Před rokem +1

    This video should be mandatory viewing before anyone starts their day. It's impossible not to feel happy after watching!

  • @keithrock939
    @keithrock939 Před rokem +3

    All have a beautiful day and safe journey God bless ❤️

  • @peko1967
    @peko1967 Před rokem +2

    Now I want Twizzlers

  • @WilAdams
    @WilAdams Před rokem +22

    At the end, that little blond boy was so cute as he sat there and looked mischievous.

    • @jsmythib
      @jsmythib Před rokem +4

      I expected the family dog. The reaction was almost identical.

  • @TheHolydruid
    @TheHolydruid Před rokem +8

    0:43 someone was hurt in the making of this video

  • @kamcke83
    @kamcke83 Před rokem +5

    3:04. new competition. synchronized horse sliding. they get a 10

  • @redsnaps
    @redsnaps Před rokem +6

    The last video was so adorable and so innocent I've wonder what reaction the mother had

    • @CocoWantsACracker
      @CocoWantsACracker Před 10 měsíci

      Whenever someone films their confrontation with the culprit - be it a pet or a child - that usually means they see at least some humor in the situation and the punishment will probably be very mild🙂

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 Před rokem +10

    The Twizzlers Raccoon was awesome and the little man at the end of the video is getting a bucket of water and a rag and cleaning up every but of that mess and the parent gets to watch him do it. You messed it up, you clean it up.

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 Před rokem +11

    2:15 damn nice recovery!

  • @davidblee819
    @davidblee819 Před rokem +3

    Dramtic Arts. OMG. 😂😂😂

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před rokem +17

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who flinched when the squirrel jumped at the camera.

  • @nameyourchannel7844
    @nameyourchannel7844 Před rokem +5

    The husband who fish hooked his wife is so proud!
    Good stuff.

  • @ricksanchez3204
    @ricksanchez3204 Před rokem +10

    What are the odds of the 2 horses going down like that

  • @maggielela2301
    @maggielela2301 Před rokem +8

    As a Romanian, I’ll translate the last clip for you guys ! The mom was saying , “why did you make this mess?” Doesn’t help but just if anyone was wondering :D

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 Před rokem +1

      Thanks, I was! Fortunately, I found your comment!

  • @chriscantu380
    @chriscantu380 Před rokem +23

    Damn, mustangs even cause accidents even when they are getting towed!! 😳😳😳

  • @garyrunnalls7714
    @garyrunnalls7714 Před rokem +19

    Racoon made perfect spokesperson for Trizzlers

  • @RatherBeRestoring
    @RatherBeRestoring Před rokem +11

    @4:44 THIS is why I don’t let my wife use my tools! 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @iteerrex8166
    @iteerrex8166 Před rokem +10

    Are you kidding me 4:24

    • @Scarlet_Soul
      @Scarlet_Soul Před rokem

      And the amount of times they looked under to see what it was and still didn't understand

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 Před rokem

      @@Scarlet_Soul 🤨🤨🤨

  • @scrappymom7881
    @scrappymom7881 Před rokem +2

    The choreographed horses falling was pretty darn funny!

  • @user-ot5yw7nr8o
    @user-ot5yw7nr8o Před rokem

    It’s really amazing to me that in every case the swear people use is the same! It’s like “beeeep!” Is universal for these fails!

  • @Dr_Kyutoko
    @Dr_Kyutoko Před měsícem +1

    The pain of the snowplow one.
    I swear when I was a kid living in the burbs, mom made me shovel our driveway.
    And EVERY time I'd finish, the plow would just come roaring past.

  • @ntnwwnet
    @ntnwwnet Před rokem +4

    its a good thing he was wearing a helmet 2:55

  • @JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
    @JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw Před rokem +2

    The poor guy cleaning snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 funniest clip in this vid

  • @Jarpasaurus
    @Jarpasaurus Před rokem +27

    I hope that shopkeeper prosecuted the raccoon for shoplifting! The sign says they will!

  • @blakeaaron5698
    @blakeaaron5698 Před rokem +3

    7:09 he's doing better than most people I see in self-checkout

  • @robpatterson3133
    @robpatterson3133 Před rokem +1

    The turtle said ahhh he got me bail out !!!! 😂

  • @valkyrierch
    @valkyrierch Před rokem +1

    The raccoon was gonna take the drill to the pawnshop 😂😂😂

  • @libertyandjusticeforall6435

    In The last clip with the little boy, the Mom asked "why did you do this?"

  • @lucylocket118
    @lucylocket118 Před rokem +4

    All I can hear in most of these vids is the beeping from them swearing 🤭

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Před rokem +3

    4:02 - Wait, was that Siamese cat about to take a crap? Or was it just making some particularly vigorous paw biscuits? 😲

  • @ricksanchez3204
    @ricksanchez3204 Před rokem +5

    7:14 All I could think was hand that raccoon them d*** twizzlers

  • @Idowu_Balogun
    @Idowu_Balogun Před rokem +1

    Racoons are just something else

  • @pikachuthebananasplit9061

    0:17
    dang that did not look pleasant

    • @iteerrex8166
      @iteerrex8166 Před rokem

      His left knee and right cheek is bruised up real good, but didn’t get injured.

    • @TheRealSkeletor
      @TheRealSkeletor Před rokem

      @@iteerrex8166 *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

  • @GTI8855
    @GTI8855 Před rokem +3

    6:57 Shoplifters will be prosecuted!

  • @Gamer433
    @Gamer433 Před rokem +3

    6:28 Too bad! I didnt see anything...

  • @woozertoo
    @woozertoo Před rokem +1

    4:00 that ice stalactite had impeccable timing.

  • @randygreen007
    @randygreen007 Před 6 měsíci

    I have a feeling that little boy at the end is about to be introduced to a broom twice! Once on his behind and again with his hands to clean up that mess. 😂

  • @aaergplay6022
    @aaergplay6022 Před rokem +4

    3:46 My laugh just woke up the whole apartment building. 😂🤣

  • @asw16177
    @asw16177 Před rokem +18

    4:24 she's not too bright.

    • @skynet0912
      @skynet0912 Před rokem +11

      I love that she inspected the situation three times, but STILL decided to take the path-of-most-dumb to the finish...

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 Před rokem +1

      @@skynet0912As a woman:
      Women. 🍷

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 Před rokem +1

      I had a co-worker who was using the angle grinder, and he managed to cut the cord. He walked to the break room where we were having a coffee break with our bosses, and looked us and said, "Hey guys, this thing suddenly stopped working.." We were like, "Are you fuckin serious..?!" xD He wasn't that bright fella either.

    • @sicstar
      @sicstar Před rokem

      That's more like the complete abscence of any radiation ... bloody nora!

    • @JustMe-vk4fn
      @JustMe-vk4fn Před rokem

      Augh.... I didn't realize it was possible for anyone to *not know* that was going to happen... :) I hope she didn't break the saw.

  • @khali3d_-112
    @khali3d_-112 Před rokem +4

    3:47الفرق بين العمل منفردا و العمل الجماعي 😂❤

  • @Max9094
    @Max9094 Před rokem +1

    Come on TWIZZLERS That should be YOUR commercial

  • @sweetpeasmom3580
    @sweetpeasmom3580 Před rokem +2

    7:35 that little vandel is too cute to spank😊

  • @KatieVanHelsing
    @KatieVanHelsing Před rokem +4

    The Guardians clearly don’t pay Rocket enough.

  • @gavinziozios1431
    @gavinziozios1431 Před rokem +5

    The one with the snowplow coming by right as he finished? Been there. Thoroughly unamusing

  • @lukem4995
    @lukem4995 Před rokem +1

    That's KidBehindACamera in clip no.4 🤣

  • @kevinVersus
    @kevinVersus Před rokem +6

    5:30 let’s just hope the rx7 made it through unharmed

  • @danielwilkey7010
    @danielwilkey7010 Před rokem +21

    Been funny if they beeped like the turtle cussed after falling over.

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 Před rokem

    Down the slide?
    No.
    Through the slide😂

  • @robtierney5653
    @robtierney5653 Před rokem +2

    Hey, the racoon at the end was a win.

  • @jdsim9173
    @jdsim9173 Před rokem +2

    01:22 and now we know parents are teaching their kids to climb on cars

  • @stfailnew
    @stfailnew Před rokem +1

    I bet these people have interesting stories to tell about their injuries

  • @Buzz-Entertainment
    @Buzz-Entertainment Před rokem +1

    3:23 Ey bro you don't work here! 😅

  • @HappyHands.
    @HappyHands. Před rokem +2

    6:36 Oh i think she's just being overly "Dramtic" about about the whole thing.

  • @WontSeeReplies
    @WontSeeReplies Před rokem

    6:13 My man pays the price for having a big heart.

  • @Ithinkiwill66
    @Ithinkiwill66 Před rokem +1

    LOL! Great save from not smashing the truck, and trailer, into that semi! The raccoon, in the cash machine, helerious!

  • @Pamela.Schultz
    @Pamela.Schultz Před rokem +2

    The little brat at the end would have been cleaning up every last bit of that mess if that was my home.

  • @michellerene951
    @michellerene951 Před rokem

    The squirrel jumping at the camera scared the 💩 outta me! I dropped my phone!😭🤣

    • @giselediniz
      @giselediniz Před rokem

      Im happy that her are happy she IS a Nice person

  • @isaiah2536
    @isaiah2536 Před rokem

    Right off the bat! starting with a bonafide genius 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @melomick
    @melomick Před rokem +38

    One thing about FailArmy they are never going to disappoint us, always giving great content that we been asking for! really my motivators on CZcams ❤️‍🔥

    • @sicstar
      @sicstar Před rokem +3

      Yes sir! Always good entertainment since over a decade already! Much appreciated from me too! 👻

    • @shxdow9807
      @shxdow9807 Před rokem +3

      The only disappointment is the recycled clips from years ago 🙃

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +7

      Not all clips are great some like 1:46 are just fillers and really boring

    • @TheTrueBuster
      @TheTrueBuster Před rokem +2

      Bot spotted

  • @kingmichaeln1
    @kingmichaeln1 Před rokem

    Lol those birds really wanted that food

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 Před rokem +1

    When the squirrel jumped at the camera, did anyone else get a jump-scare?

  • @rali2thousand
    @rali2thousand Před rokem +1

    “Are you okay?” Lol. Ummm, no.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Před rokem +9

    Whenever I see animals being clumsy, I feel a bit better about myself.

  • @user-ox1fq6jq3l
    @user-ox1fq6jq3l Před rokem

    Good thing the upside down dude wasn't shy.

  • @nighthunter3824
    @nighthunter3824 Před rokem +1

    Once, I cleaned the driveway, and I went out. When I returned, I had to drive on the snow build-up left by a snowplow truck.

  • @geoffrey6000
    @geoffrey6000 Před rokem +4

    4:23 some people should REALLY NOT TOUCH things they don't know how to properly use.

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247

    3:46 That's what you get for shovelling your snow onto the street. 😄

  • @nayylac1209
    @nayylac1209 Před rokem +1

    *crashes and has broken bones* _HERE HAVE AN ICE PACK_

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths Před rokem +1

    Drinking game time. Take a shot every time you hear a censor bleep.
    I bet you won't last the entire video.

  • @mysterymayhem7020
    @mysterymayhem7020 Před rokem +1

    raccoon in the store's checkout machine is the best one!

  • @martinmolina2832
    @martinmolina2832 Před rokem +3

    5:52 lady that´s got to hurt really bad!

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul Před rokem +6

    If you were the customer, would you want the cat prints on the driveway for character or would you smooth them out?
    Edit: id want them gone

  • @sweetpeasmom3580
    @sweetpeasmom3580 Před rokem +3

    4:15 can someone please tell me what that lady has on her forehead. Thanks.

    • @sarkzar
      @sarkzar Před rokem +2

      Fishing lure, its likely the hook stuck in her face thats keeping it there

  • @robynash3902
    @robynash3902 Před rokem +1

    The raccoon looked really comfortable lol I take it he or she has a sweet tooth lol 🤣

  • @baseballnerd4139
    @baseballnerd4139 Před rokem +18

    $100,000 in debt over a dramatic arts degree that you will probably never use is the fail, not the misspelled word on your sash.

  • @cristallaconcierge
    @cristallaconcierge Před rokem

    That woman who
    SAWED.
    THROUGH.
    A paint can.
    Should never be allowed around power tools again.

  • @thatwalter
    @thatwalter Před rokem

    4:06 When you're so focused on your phone that you forget how to walk.

  • @bacteria2901
    @bacteria2901 Před rokem +1

    Dear Failarmy,
    I understand that you need to censor swears in order to not get demonetized, but hearing that loud BEEEEEP! noise is extremely annoying. How about you remove the audio entirely whenever someone swears instead of replacing it with annoying noises?