Civilization Makers vs Civilization Stealers?
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When Drew screws up the Swedish and Swiss flags despite literally just staring at maps all day
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I'm Swedish and I just started this video and I think you've already ruined my day🤦🏾♂️🥸🥸
They both start with the same sound lol every single person has mixed them up at least once
I mean he is American
This is what we call "having a moment."
I am German and I never heard this joke, but it's what we would call an "Anti-joke". It's funny to some people because you are subverting the expectation, that something witty and funny will follow. They are mostly used to get a stern look from everyone, with some people threatening to leave or git you in the mouth, to lighten the mood. Kind of like really dumb plays on words.
Seriously I'm curious whether the Deutsch language even have jokes in it.
@@justhere6491 come to germany so we finally have jokes around here
@@ellidominusser1138 I'd send your mum to deutschland but I don't think she'd fit
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Christ and civilization is for all
Friendship of north and south europe???
Please
Friends ?????
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5:15 Actually, Germany, Austria and Switzerland are often referred to as DACH (German: roof), because they use D (Deutschland, Germany), A (Austria) and CH (Confederatio Helvetica, Switzerland) as their respective International vehicle registration code.
French has more regular universal pronunciation rules than English. Letters may not mean much, but they generally fall into the same patterns of not meaning much. English words have so many different origins and histories that they tend to phonetically contradict each other.
And why does English have these words of various origins and histories? THE FRENCH!
@@DeveusBelkan and Germany….
@@albaniacommunistcouncil5705 And Denmark...
@@DeveusBelkan It's not our fault if YOU stole our vocabulary
And not even in a consistent way
Exactly. When I learned French the words looked hard but atleast you can tell how they would sound like
The bald eagle is as much of a scavenger as it is an apex predator. It just looks impressive. The beaver, on the other hand, has truly impressive engineering skills. Canada has a national symbol that builds rather than one that destroys.
Thanks for saying that so much better than I could have.
The nation's in. Nutshell
But beavers also destroy because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand the consequences of building a damn
@@notamurderer6226 A beaver dam destroys one ecosystem and creates a different one.
Honestly, I'd rather have a beaver as our national animal than the bald eagle too. They screech like sea gulls, and don't even look that cool.
Red-tailed hawks are just better in general too.
I love how half of Wales is “Civilization stealers”
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@@SheepManYFGA stfu bro it’s annoying
@@Carlos_Aguilarr ikr
Half of Wales speaks English
@@kingdomofbird8174 The good half of Wales speaks their own language and looks how to modernise the longbow into man's deadliest weapon
As a german myself I am deeply sorry for that joke at around 4:45 and our lack of humour in general
As another German I will also sincerely apologise
I can understand a little bit of German and I was looking for some kind of pun or wordplay in that joke but I couldn't figure it out.
Is there something in there or is it just a state of fact?
Otherwise this is the kind of joke my 4 year old nephew tells. He has not yet developed a sence of humour of his own, he just repeats jokes that he heard other cildren tell, and he expects everyone to laugh, because that is apparently what one does.
@@JH-lo9ut skeletons don't have skin and the ID in german is called Ausweis, so ig outside-looking?
@@Dreaming_Cat404 OK, I get it. Ausweis...
I've been to clubs in Germany.
I know better than to laugh in the line.
na its okay bro
Finland: "We teach you Finnish."
Immigrant: "Oh, thanks."
Finland: "By the way, it's a book and standard language that none of the Finns speak."
Immigrant: "WTF, what language do they speak?"
Finland: "Several different Finnish dialects and free wild colloquialisms that no one will teach you... Oh yeah, and what comes to word order, native speakers don't care about that thing at all nor the length of the words." (evil laughing)
5:21 Drew literally called Switzerland Sweden
USA moment.
Sad moment for both😱😭👍
Rest in peace neutral countries😢❤🙌
We will always see you as different countries❤
Only if Swdens will see your suffer😮🤔🙈💗🙌
@@speltok It's not a USA moment, it means our empire is expanding
@@oteragard8077 Care to elaborate? You are losing power in foreign countries as we speak
@@rtixboi4193 our [Swedish] empire
sorry for the ambiguity
also I'm kidding
2:24 as a French learner, this is very true. For example, the last letter of a word is almost always silent if it’s a consonant, unless the next word starts with a vowel. This means that singular and plural nouns usually sound the same.
but at least it has a clear rule unlike english
I've been studying portuguese for over a year now. i still could not figure out what "o, a, os, as" were meant to be. this video just helped me progress with my portuguese.
Actually it's very easy! "O", means the; "a" means the; "os" means the and "as" means the.
O ,Os , A e As significa se é masculino ou feminino, O homem,Os homens, A mulher, As mulheres, O cavalo, Os cavalos, A égua, As éguas
Impressive how nobody was able to elucidate your questions:
O is "the" for singular masculine words
A is "the" for singular feminine words
Os is "the" for plural masculine words
As is "the" for plural feminine words
Please tell me you´re studying PT PT...
6:43
Greece: It's okay Gauls. You can join our South European club if you want. Tomorrow, we all bring our own wine and make fun of the Germanic cuisine!
5:37 there are still some missing.
Theoretically there are 24 articels in the German language. However in practical application it's "only" 13.
Miller? Is that the "Champagne of beer"?!
You deserved it, Americans.
1:53
Meanwhile Austria, which actually started both world wars🗿
I mean, you're not wrong
@@sealboi9666 he is 100% correct
10:08 Would you rather be:
Based civilization makers, but lose overall
*OR*
Civilization stealers but succeed and form successful world empires
The modern world is basically made by northern/central Europe. We have won so hard, that they don't even realize what hit them 😅
@@g3523jaen so true
@@g3523jaen You have two whole continents made by Southern Europe my guy lmao
Barbarians still use everything or take inspiration from south. Everything in europe has origin in south science art literature western civilization and north has barbarbian who were civilized by south with their knowledge which led them to create modern states without southern knowledge they will be barbarians
Food for thought: If Germanic countries are fatherlands, and Slavic countries are motherlands, and Slovenia (& Czechia) are the most Germanic Slavic countries, shouldn't they be depicted as TOMBOYS instead of Femboys in the memes?
as tomb oys? and China, Greece, would be called 'Ancestor/ancientland'?
@@equilibrum999
They are gandpa and grandma (in that order)
First meme Portugal Meme, Huge W.
The Netherlands is so good at colonizing even Drew forgot about it
imagine losing to north korea 98-0
couldnt be me
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@@SheepManYFGA not you agian
@@SheepManYFGA Why are you spamming
Edit: I’m pretty sure they are just a meme account they have a video where they go “DERW IS BA D AT SPELINGBHKVG”
@@SheepManYFGA quit spamming
@@SheepManYFGA sthu
5:30 that's almost how we say it just with an accent!
0:48 drew cut scream
2:57 in france, most people find the quebec accent funny, it's the opposit
2:10 the dutch Where so good drew didn’t even mention them
Yeah, Drew still thinks that English is a hard language to learn. One of the most American things out there
Not hard, but annoying
Honestly one of the most forgiving languages to learn. Can spell things wrong and miss words and still be understood consistently
@@badart3204english is a barbaric easy language, portuguese is 100 times more dificult
@@arthurgoes4159 portuguese is easy, try learning Japanese (hell mode).
@@hugoguerreiro1078 japanese is easy and ia a phonetic language Very similar to portuguese, wat is dificult ia not tô talk but tô write ideogram
4:12 I had no idea that was inspired by Chinese food. Maybe that’s why my Chinese mom loves it so much
4:32
Germany, Poland and probably every country in Europe: You need to show government issued identification card with your picture following extremely strict criteria to enter to a club, buy alcohol, cigarettes e.t.c.
United States of America: Requiring to show your ID during the most important decision that citizen makes every few years is clearly a voting suppression.
xD
Yep
Nope. Requiring ID at the voting booth in the United States *IS* a voter-suppression tactic, because the US government, unlike European governments, does *NOT* automatically issue a picture ID to all citizens. You only get a government-supplied picture ID card if you get a driver's license or a passport, and both of those things cost money. Not everyone can afford the cost (or even needs a driver's license or a passport). So requiring the picture ID to vote (in the states that do that) is a means of screening out people who don't have money--and it's quite deliberate, and that's the reason it's done. In the states that don't require a picture ID to vote (which includes all the enlightened states, including mine), you have already signed the voter rolls when you registered, and all you do when you go to vote is sign in again at the polls. If you're legitimate, your signature at the polls will match your signature on the voter rolls. No muss, no fuss, no mess, no bother, and no photo ID necessary.
@@keikekaze To be honest I had to pay for my ID (firstly for the proper photo and secondly a fee in the office even though it is mandatory to have valid ID). Besides without proper ID how you verify if a dude who came to the poll is the person he says he is without proper ID
@@Hadar1991 As I suggested above, you verify the person's authenticity by his or her signature. No picture ID is necessary. And besides, "voter fraud," in the sense of somebody pretending to be somebody else when going to vote, is so extremely rare as to be essentially nonexistent. (It may happen about once--one individual person, nationwide--per election cycle.) The picture ID requirements, in the states that have them, are a "solution" to a problem that does not exist.
@@keikekaze signature verification is awful. You'd take a long time to verify a single signature in order to do it properly, and if you want to do it as fast as verifying if a face matches a picture you'd have to do a very sloppy job. There is a reason European countries use picture ID and not just signatures, even though they also keep records of signatures.
Btw, even if you get issued an ID card by the government, you still have to pay for it, at least in my country. You also have to renew it regularly so your picture and signature, fingerprints, etc get updated, since they can change with time, and you pay for it every time. It's not considered voter suppression because anyone can afford it. We take election security and speed very seriously, and every time the process is very clean and votes are counted in only a couple of hours and not days.
Looking at US elections from the outside makes them look like a joke and the process seems very archaic, confusing, and some things are just baffling.
I'd also like to point out voter fraud is very hard to catch, depending on the circumstances. If someone forges a signature with care you're not going to find out unless you have a forensics expert going through every single signature, taking multiple hours for each, which is never gonna happen. And you also have many cases of the opposite happening, where people's handwritting changes but since their official signature didn't get updated the vote is invalidated. It's far easier to deal with these issues before the ballots are cast than to try and find errors after the fact, and using pictures rather than signatures makes this a lot more simple.
In other words, maybe a voting system as old as the US's needs an overhaul.
Italy being one of the first countries to colonize with the roman empire abd then being so wholesome 1500 years after it's fall to it's colonies and too it's conquered coubtries that no one remembers their countless egicides and genocides: omega ultra brain
Yeah not like we murdered 1/3 of the Libyan pop when they resisted us for too long😊
Rome would have been quite daring to call anyone else "civilisation stealers".
7:00 eye was today years old when eye realized that a goomba was a mushroom with feet and a face
As a speaker of an Iberian Latin language I can say that I can understand a fair bit of other latin languages. Except French. And Romanian. But Romanian is understandable cuz they're so far removed. French in the other hand, they're just the different ones
5:44 Turkish: 🗿
5:10 small stutter but you still read it perfectly
6 degrees average?
Damn. That's hot.
This message was brought to you by me: a Finn.
2:50
Yes, imagine not making fun of Portugal portuguese,
They have literally "Feira da Foda" 😂
An you think we don't make fun of that "Feira" as well?
We take marketing seriously here in Portugal
@@lxportugal9343 sério mesmo?
Funniest joke in Poland:
Why Pope won't eat a burger?
Keep the great work going!
5:54 Italian is even worse with articles
5:25 - Just as a correction, Switzerland, Austria and Germany would form CH + A + D
(and the other would be D + UK + NLD + SW but that would destroy the joke)
At 6:48 the translation for the town name is also mushroom
9:46 I am glad they cut it right on the Brittany-Normandy border.
4:10 The most popular pizzas in Australia are Margareta, Hawaiian, Pepperoni, Meat Lovers, BBQ Chicken and Super Supreme.
Basically in Bangladesh , you have to share your room with entire village worth of people .
Petition for drew to hang up the flag of Iowa on his wall (revenge for him calling Iowa Arkansas) Day 105
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@@SheepManYFGA stop
Signed
This day 106 your saying it’s 105 it’s 106 because you said day 103 twice I don’t think your gonna notice me because you don’t want to stop
@@divinmarx8596 literally it’s sad how people continue this nobody cares about the flag and focus on the video
petition for drew to make Lithuanian or Polish-Lithuanian country ball plush toy (day3)
yes
Quebec is an exception tho, they sound funny af
It takes a real man to accept other peoples opinions
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It takes a bigger man to know they are wrong and argue anyway to not admit defeat
@@theninjabird9510 "wrong" is more about soundness than rightness, someone can be technically "right" but incredibly fallacious in reasoning.
It takes twitter to ignore everything and start fights anyway
@@shelbyspeaks3287 In that case you correct their reasoning.
Drew just killed the entire French population by pronouncing les as less good job you did humanity a great service
yes I was pretty hurt XD hon hon hon
@@morganrenders3139 you're quite resilient
We gave up on him a while ago
Les go!
He also killed the entire German and Austrian population by pronouncing Die and Der as Dai and Dör
Knowing that Rome was one of the greatest civilization stealers in history.
I mean The Etruscans Venets and Southern Italians did have their own cultures, the Greeks came to us so we came on - uh so sorry to them
7:57 As a Peruvian I can greatly confirm that we took nearly 38.6% of the Hungarian territory at Trianon
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6:00 the meme is incomplete ! For germans they should have , Der Die Das Die / Den Die Das Die / Dem Den Dem Den -(n) / Dessen Deren Dessen Derem
8:05 YAHIAMICE?
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LOS HOGLIN
Leeeesssssssssss ggoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAAANNNTTTTAAAAALLLLOOOOOUUUPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5:50 meanwhile slovenian that doesnt even have a determinative article
*Looks at the USA, UK, France, China and Russia*
"Ew Evil Countries with Evil History"
*Looks at Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Turkey, Japan, Italy and Germany*
"Ahh Innocent Counties with Innocent History"
Italy looking at Israel: “ u know what i did in the year 70… don’t u?”
(Germany starts laughing in the background)
Italy: “ looks at Germany” didn’t i use 5M of your ancestors as s*x slaves 😐?
I wouldnt include Spain in that, it has a VERY bad reputation especialy in LATAM
None of them are innocent
Probably Italy is innocent upto a certain point that's it
Explaining a joke kills it.
German comedians: "Hold my beer!"
Drew used a ww1 Bosnian soldier wojak, really based
NATO vs Russia war:
With nukes: Absolutely NOT
With lightsabers: YES
I LIVE IN MISSOURI PRETTY SURE IT WAS A STATE DURING THE CIVIL WAR 3:42 may have been on both sides but still put it on the map!
5:49 you guys have these words???? We don't 😂😂😂😂
Portugal's just having a blast nowadays, temperatures are reaching 37ºC/98.6ºF in April, and having yet another political crisis
Os políticos são um bando de incompetêntes mas pelo menos o turismo está a bombar
@@moulicos8334 É do costume
Eai tugas. O quão quente fica por aí no verão normalmente? 37° para Abril parece absurdo.
@@pretendtheresaname9213 37°C em abril não é comum, normalmente Abril é conhecido como o mês da chuva. Os verões depende, às vezes estão 30°C e às vezes tá 40°C
2:55 how about the Cape Breton Gaelic speakers to the Irish
Germany has joined the Germans/Austria/Switzerland group. Switzerland uses CH as their abbreviation, thus, it becomed DACH - Funny thing is, that is how you also write the german word for 'roof'.
No, not quite. Brazil isn't "Dad, you sound funny", more 'Dad, why do you sound so darned formal?"
5:18 how do you mess up that bad lol
Day 69+1 of asking Drew to review military songs of other countries. I have a playlist of suggestions in my channel
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I like this video
6:48 in Brazil, next to Curitiba, there's a place called "Vila F*ck", without the censoring. "Vila" means village, but I don't know if it's considered a village
2:39 As a British person, I think American English is alright. By that I mean Guyanese English is alright. The one from North America sounds so bad that they should speak native American languages instead.
“And at this moment WW3 started”
Yes
@@Black_Bird_Red fr bro
Nobody:Roads in rome are cazy
Naples:allow me to introduce myself
Meanwhile South-Tyroleans : i parked my biplane on the Mac-Donald just for 15minutes! Officer this is unfair!
5:21 not him calling Switzerland, Sweden.... My hopes were way too high
Your videos always make my day
2:23 thank goodness I already know English, Spanish and French
10:07 wales is included to :)
2:51 as a brazilian, I confirm this
I've been learning french for 5 years now and still don't understand a thing
At this point, people would be more shocked in a UFO landed and what emerged was a differend kind of human.
4:59 I thought it will be the German tanks in Poland
The French who still have a neocolonial empire:
and it is glorious hon hon hon
I never realized how funny that "Champagne of Beer" slogan is. I know it's a joke in itself but it truly is a ridiculous statement on so many levels
9:50 I'm one inch too high from "Civilisation maker" 😭
5:45 and then you have turkey, with the powerful *nothing*
11:30 instead of the man of Steel the Belgians are the men of humanly harvesting tree rubber
Drew: 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇨🇭 Germany, Austria and Sweden.
Switzerland: am I a joke to you?
Those three are called the dach countries tho
In french probably the worst thing in our language is the "Passé Composé" there are so many rules to follow on how to accord it. It's so difficult I'm pretty sure that like 90% of french people don't accord their "participe passé" correctly despite the fact that we use the "Passé Composé" very often.(idk if accord is the right word but it sounds similar to the word used in french)
I think if a foreign learner masters everything but the participe passé, he will be fine, especially considering how many mistakes the French make on this one
1:08 HELL YES!
As an Australian i can confirm that Hawaiian is my favourite type of pizza
The french thing about language... true story.
5:24 This one because it's Germany's favorite thing
That statue isn’t a Germanic warrior! It’s a Celtic warrior, indicators are clearly visible such as the Spiked hair, Moustache, and Torque around the neck.
The Hungarian Village of Gomba literally means "Mushroom"
5:47 Turkish has no word for the
1:15 Drew: Balkan*a*nian
5:47 meanwhile serbo-croatian:
(They dont have "the")
The Confederates tried to invade New Mexico en route to California. They got stopped by piss poor logistics, a couple madlads from Colorado, and the locals not giving them any food.
5:13 How about Switzerland:CH, Austria:A, Germany:D making CHAD.
Day 56 of asking Drew to make a Visegrád 4 only video.
France is actually a struggle, because it is basically a mixture of very diverse civilisations, so any of these lesser known civs would fit in categories, but not the country as a whole
Actually during the Civil War California had to put down a couple of groups that wantbe secessionist rebellions. Plus a few thousand militia to fight in the Eastern theater. Alcatraz was used as a Confederate War prison. A lot of people in the southern California region wanted to be part of the South. A lot of them were the old Mexican landowners and Southern transplants. That's why Fort Tejon was created
As a spaniard, i can confirm there is already 37° in here
Drew: "When I'm in a 'smash' the most people in a small area competition."