I just found out Tim is guy but I really don’t think any less or more of him he’s still one of my favorite people on JRE. Gay people can be amazing humans too news flash people. P.s. I’ve never touched another weiner i just think Tim is cool lol.
Remember that audience member that took 1 to many free merch samples on a table that said free merch.they put the audience member on tv and she roasted her.it was meant to be funny, but it was very odd
I know someone who used to be Ellen’s employee. She took another position on a different show. Ellen apparently convinced her to come back, that she would pay her more, and then fired her immediately when she did. “Nobody leaves Ellen,” she said to her. Fortunately this person was able to salvage the old (new) job. But how under handed do you need to be to do sh*t like that?!
@@michellemiller4909 that story is fake news. I heard from a friend that the real story is Elen works closely with Satan and everyone who doesn't tip her for appreciating how amazing she is burns in hell. Stop spreading fake news.
@@blm1256 watch CODPAST version....so many people have ripped off his videos...this is the guy that started all of those.....oh and the Elon Musk meets Melon Eusk is hilarious too
The whole show feels really fake, plastic people talking about nothing and randomly giving away a lot of money, I never got the whole women screaming in excitement thing, it's like a joke but it doesn't have an end.
I have had bosses, especially women bosses, who seem to think being a bully badass shows they are strong. I have also been the boss at times and did not feel the need to show strength through intimidation. I could trust my employees because most of them respected me. And the fact I can say this because I'm a woman and if a man says it, it's sexist shows this feminist movement is bogus!
I agree wholeheartedly, it stems from an ingrained aversion to being questioned and taken off a pedestal for achieving a position of power as a woman, as in treated like an equal.
I'm a male in my late 40's, had/having a successful career. The best career mentor i ever had was a woman, i was in my late 20's, she was in her mid 50's. She had an amazing ability to negotiate and never look flustered under pressure. She was just too smart, too quick-witted to be pushed around. I admired her so much. To your point, I once asked her about the 'glass ceiling'. She told me that no man had ever stood in her way, but that women had been trying to tear her down her whole career. It made me question the whole narrative about gender oppression in the workplace.
I have had the exact same experience you described unfortunately the only woman boss I had was one of the most awful people I worked with. Her management style was to intimidate and humiliate the crap out of her employees and she enjoyed every bit of it unapologetically. That was women's empowerment according to her.
Because Joe is just trying to dodge the point that Tim is making "look at the pointer" "look at the background" "what is she wearing". What the fuck is he trying to hide? It's clearly nuts what's going on there.
I always laughed every time I read a comment from someone claiming she's so generous. All her free giveaways were planned and paid for by the studio to keep her ratings up, she just took the credit.
The pointer is old school from before laser pointers. They are expandable and were very popular in the military before briefings. You can still find them in office supply stores
If you like fat men with man boobs, go for it. I can't listen to him for one second. How dare he speak badly of someone else, it's like the pot calling the other black type thing. how dare he.
@@LJ-mc3rv some of us don't pretend to be perfect. So it's no surprise we won't pretend anyone else is. By the way. Just dare you fat shame him? You know he's gay? What are you a homophob too? That's what you sound like. Lighten up psycho
I think I agree with Tim here. The weird part isn't ms13 doing crime, the weird part is the strangely warm connection it has with Ellen/the CIA. We should all be asking so many more questions already!!!!
Ellen is dark and wicked mean! I saw right through her on Oprah years ago when she disrespected Kirsten Dunst the way she did. Never trusted her “kindness” facade after I watched that episode of Oprah. Same happened for me w Oprah on the episode where she humiliated one of her dinner guests bc they took the gum out of their mouth and set it on their plate. Oprah stated she had to throw the plate away. Lost all respect, what an elitist phony. Oh and Fallon- saw right through him years ago when he filmed himself doing “daily backstage” stuff with his staff. What kind of sociopathic/ narcissistic personality disorder does he have?... the worst!!!
So based on an episode on TV, you could do a correct diagnosis witch takes a year normally. I bet someone saw you doing something bad once and now they are telling everyone what a monster you truly are. They saw through you that ONE time 🤣 tbh i think ellen just have asperger
Yeah, even when I was a teenager. I would watch adults gushing over a politician i'd be like, this guy is a scumbag. They would just get annoyed at me By the time I was 17, I realised MSM is just straight up lying to everyone
@Marcalo De Unnero they dont support democrats they support the centrist corporate democrats the pre bill clinton democratic party has been completely taken off air there is no left or right economically on tv it is the cultural left and the cultural right they are on the same team. time for people to wake up and see we are all being played to fight each other
@Marcalo De Unnero I don't know what school is like now. But, we used to get into trouble for questioning everything. Then again, it was a priest run school so it figures Seems to be recurring theme through society. Just shut up and pay your taxes
Some people are also a good judge of character. That's why Hollyweird is floundering more than ever. Egotistical douchebags are being called to answer for their nonsense. #EllenEpstein #SeeYouInTee
I know I've already commented on it a year ago but I have to do it again. Every time his own guest brings up a valid topic he's like "oh let's talk about what she's wearing... It's so funny" I swear to God he's trying to literally joke and distract people from the actual issue
@@sophx3004 A black site that the CIA ran at the beginning of the Iraq war and all this shit came out about how they tortured and killed some of the prisoners there.
@@kirklazarus1426 the f up thing is, they weren't all prisoners. alot of the people that got tortured and scarred for life were actually iraqi civilians that got kidnapped randomly so they could "have fun with them". it's so sad
@@shrapnel77 you sound like the type of kid that tries to flex with a shitty 318i BMW you're father paid for under the condition you would pay him back but you never did, instead opting to add tacky chrome wheels and fake 'm sport' badges to enhance your flex appeal on instagram .. How far off the money am I champ?
LinguaTool what a scumbag trying to sell you supplements........like amazon, Walmart, your local grocery store, GNC and pretty much every retailer on the planet..........what a scumbag haha
LinguaTool did you even read what you sent me? You might want to actually read the instances they cited in the report. Nowhere did he say it cures covid 19............
Omg Rogan... you're wearing a Sugar Ray shirt!!!! That takes us back. 90s, one of the clubs, his sweat pants were pulled down, undies included. I'll never forget it. May have been the CD release party. Were you there?
Joe interrupted Dillon so much that we never got to hear the point Dillon was making. And by the sound of it, it seemed like we missed out on something very important. Or maybe Rogan knew what Dillon was gonna say and just wanted to avoid it being raised on his podcast coz its mostly unedited.
Jon Lohrenz I get it . But he actually has a lot of people on that he helps get attention or having them on to gain a wider audience . Yes, it can be boring af .
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!! She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob... check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
Obviously it would be an issue the other way around because of the power/physical strength dynamics of most men vs most women. Now if Ronda Rousey was holding Kevin Harts arm then that too would be rape. C’mon guys. Just a little common sense. Get your 3 brain cells to rub together sometimes. Im so over hearing people pick at the smallest of things and try to use it to validate an entirely unrelated case. Just cut the crap.
@@indiaelias9084 Do you even listen to yourself? It's ok to have a sense of humor.Not EVERYTHING is political commentary, & even if it IS, we can STILL have a good laugh & be friends.
@@derekazyan9942 it's fake dude, totally unfounded. No doubt that some prominent people probably were involved with Epstein (looking at you, President Clinton) but it's not to the extent that the internet has been sharing. Those 'lists' that are being thrown around from QAnon are fake and doctored. You can find the real list from the CIA/FBI (forgot which agency has it) and Hanks was never on there. Reuters even fact-checked and confirmed that Hanks was never on there, nor were half the people 'named' on that list that was spread on the net.
alexanderfarah I hope your right, but why was TomHanks speaking in code at his acceptance speech at the golden globes and in Instagram posts? If you don’t believe me watch his acceptance speech and tell me it makes sense. I don’t know what’s going on but somethings up. He’s probably CIA as well as Ellen ect. Why does Tom Hanks son have an Illuminati tattoo?
I remember when Gervais was on and was absolutely killing with all his jokes and the audience was falling all over themselves and you could see how hard Ellen was trying to not look like she was seething with anger that he was the centre of attention and upstaging her on her own show. I knew she was a psycho from that point forward.
@@jeremybyrd2247 Oh for sure, he killed at the Golden Globes but I'm talking about on Ellen. Search for Gervais Five Second Rule and you will see what I'm on about
Oh yeah, you could really see it. But I have to say it's very common, particularly with British comedians on American shows. For example pretty much any show Russel Brand has been on as well as many of Ricky's.
@@menty6633 And the amazing thing about those games Ricky played is that everything funny he came up with was off the top off his head, no team of writers required. I still watch those vids occasionally, 'Toy Story 1, 2 and 3' still makes me lol.
B.b. Gun - Langley is where the CIA is headquartered. They’re joking about her being in the CIA, hence the Langley reference Source: I watched The Bourne Identity
I just searched for clips of this interview on CZcams. And, daaaaimn!!!! It is one strange, surreal interview, that’s for sure. Just as Joe and his guest here describe, Ellen is dressed as what looks like, almost a fake/fancy dress Military Commander, in a jet-black jacket, complete with shiny buttons up both sleeves, and a host of other shiny ‘decorations’ on the jacket. More like a Pentagon General, giving a press briefing, standing in for the Defence Secretary, or something. BUT the bit I found weirdest was this: the two guys present, were clearly deeply affected by that night. They were both quietly spoken, with little enthusiasm, a flat tone of voice, and ‘slumped posture’. All these are ‘classic’ signs of a seriously low mood, or actual Depressive Disorder. Now, Ellen could have listened to them quietly; helped them to feel safe and more relaxed at that moment; and then, a short, yet helpful and comforting, relaxed-style ‘interview’. But no. Instead, Ellen, in her faux-military General’s jacket, then (as Joe Rogan & Co. discussed) went on to produce detailed layouts of various floors of the hotel, on ‘white boards’ which she put up on the easel behind her, and got these two poor guys (who come across as Very uncomfortable throughout) to walk her through events - making them re-live them yet again. While Ellen used an apparently broken-off car aerial as a pointer. She almost ‘barked’ her questions and comments in that awful, dry, abrasive voice she uses, that would give me a headache at the best of times. It was all VERY bizarre indeed……
Or mowing your lawn with a gas mower (as she has her help use an electric), but then she drives a big ole honkin gas guzzlin SUV. Some folks have been so wounded and hurt by others and/or society, that they develop a super wall around their hearts called stone ego. Stone ego doesn't have much felt empathy nor consideration for others. It's very little self oriented. Personally I don't see it as something to condemn. I feel bad for such people and hope that they can eventually heal. But meanwhile, I try to avoid them and spot them ahead of time.
Everybody has their stories but I really started to believe when Steve-o from Jackass out of all people told his own personal story, pretty much saying “I met her once & she wasn’t a nice person at all.” He also said Brad Pitt was a chill dude & when he met Britney Spears she was “friendly but very insulated by her PR team”
Brad is a truly great guy. Unfortunately he's been "traumatized" from early on. And got out of it. But again Unfortunately, they know who runs the show...
Best part is when he says "she doesn't seem nice, people have a bad judge of character"... Thank you. I keep hearing "she seems so nice" and I am wondering who the fk thinks she is nice? The media? Or ACTUAL people? Because.... wow, you think she seems nice then something aint right.
Like when she had audience members playing games on her show and eventually her actual game show, she literally seemed to take pleasure from them making fools of them selves. Or like the game where she hovers her hand over a button to drop the contestant and does fake out button pushes and stuff, it almost seemed like her torturing people who were afraid of the drop. I know it's a game and the people are there willingly, but it always seemed odd how much glee she had on her face.
I think it's just part of her show's brand that she is "nice". That's it. So her own people and the marketing and ads for her show keep simply telling you that she is nice, but her actions obviously belie that and nobody with a brain actually thinks it.
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!! She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob... check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
Thanks for saying this, because people told me I was crazy. If someone is constantly beating into people's heads they are 'nice something is off. Her niceness is faked. Same, I could smell the BS a mile away.
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!! She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob... check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
"where'd she get that pointer?"
"She stole it off an interns car"
Underrated joke
It wasn't funny bc moments before that Joe said "that pointer looks like someone's Buick antenna". He just doubled down on the antenna joke
He didn't even realize what he did
This is the best Joe Rogan video clip
🔥 czcams.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/video.html
Nah, better one would have been;
“Where’d she get that pointer?”
“From the intern program.”
She beats her admin with it.
He's SO right when he says "actually she doesn't seem nice... it seems forced." So crazy accurate. I never understood the appeal of Ellen.
I feel like every person whose mother watched ellen, knows this.
I just found out Tim is guy but I really don’t think any less or more of him he’s still one of my favorite people on JRE. Gay people can be amazing humans too news flash people. P.s. I’ve never touched another weiner i just think Tim is cool lol.
Stupid people can't tell the difference between fake kindness and forced.
Remember that audience member that took 1 to many free merch samples on a table that said free merch.they put the audience member on tv and she roasted her.it was meant to be funny, but it was very odd
Or Oprah Winfrey.
I know someone who used to be Ellen’s employee. She took another position on a different show. Ellen apparently convinced her to come back, that she would pay her more, and then fired her immediately when she did. “Nobody leaves Ellen,” she said to her. Fortunately this person was able to salvage the old (new) job. But how under handed do you need to be to do sh*t like that?!
Complete bullshit
That's evil as fuk
@@michellemiller4909 that story is fake news. I heard from a friend that the real story is Elen works closely with Satan and everyone who doesn't tip her for appreciating how amazing she is burns in hell. Stop spreading fake news.
*@James Matthew* ☘️ Well, two of the *Gospels are named James & Matthew* so, Lord! do I believe you! 😇
Damn! Sadistic as fuck!
"People have a very poor judge of character."
100% factual
How do you know, you have a poor judge of character
@@user-vw5gv6gx1b You sound like someone who calls old people and lies to them about how they have to renew their Microsoft account
@@donaldsayers7257oh you’re so clever
And they are so stupid.
Alot of ppl could see through Ellen. She's rude to guests as well.
no, actually, she's not. quite the opposite. stop making **** up
the only good show imo is conan
To me, it seems like she always does sarcasm jokes
Not to mention that she eats children.
@@dice1296 lmao what are you talking about ? She's rude to guest that she doesn't share interest with
“She wears this militant lesbian uniform.” Lol!
"It was given to her at Langley" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!!!
LOL
Haha came to see if this would be here.
This has to be the best Joe Rogan video 🔥 czcams.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/video.html
@@blm1256 watch CODPAST version....so many people have ripped off his videos...this is the guy that started all of those.....oh and the Elon Musk meets Melon Eusk is hilarious too
“She’s a militant woman. She dealt with a lot of discrimination when she came out, it was very sad, but then, she joined the CIA.” 😂😂😂😂
She discriminates anyone that disagrees with her. She isnt a victim.
“ She was running abu ghraib in the back of her show” most memorable and hilarious statement ever 💀💀💀
Ellen the queen of cancel culture and now she’s canceled.
How they eat their own
Why is she cancelled ?
@@light4382 toxic workplace claims
Wait so its oficial? The show is canceled?
Its called the progressive circular firing squad.
Ellen has always seemed creepy to me
She looks like an evil ventriloquist doll
Yeah the eyes
The whole show feels really fake, plastic people talking about nothing and randomly giving away a lot of money, I never got the whole women screaming in excitement thing, it's like a joke but it doesn't have an end.
Me too
@@splinterwolf_ me too
I will never forget her face when she had the game show. It was as if she really wanted to be hurting people. It creeped me out
I have had bosses, especially women bosses, who seem to think being a bully badass shows they are strong. I have also been the boss at times and did not feel the need to show strength through intimidation. I could trust my employees because most of them respected me. And the fact I can say this because I'm a woman and if a man says it, it's sexist shows this feminist movement is bogus!
I agree wholeheartedly, it stems from an ingrained aversion to being questioned and taken off a pedestal for achieving a position of power as a woman, as in treated like an equal.
@@barbaraperez8785 Very refreshing hearing this from a woman.
I'm a male in my late 40's, had/having a successful career. The best career mentor i ever had was a woman, i was in my late 20's, she was in her mid 50's. She had an amazing ability to negotiate and never look flustered under pressure. She was just too smart, too quick-witted to be pushed around. I admired her so much. To your point, I once asked her about the 'glass ceiling'. She told me that no man had ever stood in her way, but that women had been trying to tear her down her whole career. It made me question the whole narrative about gender oppression in the workplace.
I have had the exact same experience you described unfortunately the only woman boss I had was one of the most awful people I worked with. Her management style was to intimidate and humiliate the crap out of her employees and she enjoyed every bit of it unapologetically. That was women's empowerment according to her.
Im in my mid 30s, and had a couple of bosses, best ones were women. It really depends on the workplace.
If her audience doesn’t clap, laugh or dance they get water boarded by Ellen herself...
Water boarded by H20 Water or her Vagina? 😁
jesus loves you!
sophie denning 🐑🐑🐑
G-O-D Damn!
Her eyes have the same warmth that shines through Zuckerberg's.
lol right 😂
😂😂😂
Lizard eye bois
To me ellen seems more evil. Zucc is just a robot or lizard that doesnt get what being a human actually means
No it just everyone is a cancel culture and bitches about it
Tim Dillon has become one of my favorite personalities over the pandemic
Guantamano Bay situation in the back lmao, this dude is hilarious
"She stole it off an interns car" did not get the laugh it deserved
It was the funniest sentence in the clip
Neither did "I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger" even though Joe did laugh a little at the Charleston part.
True but the last joke was the funniest
Dude I fucking lost it. I was listening to it but not watching the screen while eating ice cream and almost throated my spoon lmfaoooo
Because Joe is just trying to dodge the point that Tim is making "look at the pointer" "look at the background" "what is she wearing". What the fuck is he trying to hide? It's clearly nuts what's going on there.
Never liked Ellen. She always had a psycho sparkle to her eyes.
Exactly my words
WTFF
@Kyle Stewart same, exactly like you said!
its called drenchrome sparkle and aging fast
Nailed it
0:03 That opening 😂
I always laughed every time I read a comment from someone claiming she's so generous. All her free giveaways were planned and paid for by the studio to keep her ratings up, she just took the credit.
In all fairness, that's how every talk show, is..
Ken Lompart So true! Find it so hard to understand why people wouldn’t realize this…..
*paid
@@annehajdu8654 So it is, fixed.
“She stole it off an interns car”😂 that’s quick wit
I liked that shit too lol
That went under the radar. Excellent 😆
Hahaha that was great
He has the quick wit our ADHD society loves
You haven't met Scottish people
“Don’t ask me for sources” 💀💀💀💀😂
My favorite Joe Rogan moment
😂 czcams.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/video.html
😂🤣
As soon as he said that, I was like "this is going to be good. I like this guy"
He’s honest about it, unlike the majority of the MSM.
Like the Washington Post
The pointer is old school from before laser pointers. They are expandable and were very popular in the military before briefings. You can still find them in office supply stores
2:50 For some reason Joe's changing the subject
over and over and over too
These 4:50 minutes of Tim Dillon roasting the shit out of Ellen were 1000x funnier than Ellen's full career.
If you like fat men with man boobs, go for it. I can't listen to him for one second.
How dare he speak badly of someone else, it's like the pot calling the other black type thing. how dare he.
@@LJ-mc3rv some of us don't pretend to be perfect. So it's no surprise we won't pretend anyone else is. By the way. Just dare you fat shame him? You know he's gay? What are you a homophob too? That's what you sound like. Lighten up psycho
@@LJ-mc3rv “how dare he speak bad of someone else”……..”fat man with boobs”
😂😂😂
@cosmic LOL incredibly true statement 😂😂😂
Tim conspiring about how Ellen is a CIA agent meanwhile joe wondering where she got the pointer.
Exactly what I was thinking 😆
Jekyll Hyde because he’s scared of the democrats and what they can do to him but you don’t get anywhere in life protecting child killing pedos
It was deliberate misdirection.
Cowardly by Joe.
@Jekyll Hyde He literally derailed the conversation everytime dude was trying to make a serious point.
He is upset she got equipped with stuff he never got.
I think I agree with Tim here. The weird part isn't ms13 doing crime, the weird part is the strangely warm connection it has with Ellen/the CIA. We should all be asking so many more questions already!!!!
Ellen is dark and wicked mean! I saw right through her on Oprah years ago when she disrespected Kirsten Dunst the way she did. Never trusted her “kindness” facade after I watched that episode of Oprah.
Same happened for me w Oprah on the episode where she humiliated one of her dinner guests bc they took the gum out of their mouth and set it on their plate. Oprah stated she had to throw the plate away. Lost all respect, what an elitist phony. Oh and Fallon- saw right through him years ago when he filmed himself doing “daily backstage” stuff with his staff. What kind of sociopathic/ narcissistic personality disorder does he have?... the worst!!!
So based on an episode on TV, you could do a correct diagnosis witch takes a year normally. I bet someone saw you doing something bad once and now they are telling everyone what a monster you truly are. They saw through you that ONE time 🤣 tbh i think ellen just have asperger
@@fchampd4512
Nope…. Wonder if one épisode that shows a non positivé behavior of thé host can tell you about à pattern behavior?
Red flag
Jamie, pull up that video of Ellen doing DMT with ancient lesbians
You beat me to it 🤣
😂😂😂😂
OMFG!!!😂🤣🙃😅
Where? I wanna see
OOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
People really are a bad judge of character. That's why politics is such a mess.
lol ikr
Yeah, even when I was a teenager. I would watch adults gushing over a politician
i'd be like, this guy is a scumbag. They would just get annoyed at me
By the time I was 17, I realised MSM is just straight up lying to everyone
@Marcalo De Unnero they dont support democrats they support the centrist corporate democrats the pre bill clinton democratic party has been completely taken off air there is no left or right economically on tv it is the cultural left and the cultural right they are on the same team. time for people to wake up and see we are all being played to fight each other
@Marcalo De Unnero I don't know what school is like now.
But, we used to get into trouble for questioning everything.
Then again, it was a priest run school so it figures
Seems to be recurring theme through society. Just shut up and pay your taxes
Some people are also a good judge of character. That's why Hollyweird is floundering more than ever. Egotistical douchebags are being called to answer for their nonsense. #EllenEpstein #SeeYouInTee
I know I've already commented on it a year ago but I have to do it again. Every time his own guest brings up a valid topic he's like "oh let's talk about what she's wearing... It's so funny" I swear to God he's trying to literally joke and distract people from the actual issue
0:00 lol great opening line to the video
"You've been famous forever, just walk away".
Never a truer word said!
Easier said than done.... like an emperor not wanting to lose power
Narcissistic people don't do that
@@marcoAKAjoe emperor lol these people take themselves too seriously.
Walk away
@@politicsisboring5231 seriously fu** this people. F their shows...
Can't say I agree with that one.
If Alex Jones and Chris Farley had a baby you would get this guy
He's like if Arty Lang got his shit together 20 years ago and stayed clean.
Super like
Wanted to like this but there were already 69 likes... didn’t want to fuck up a beautiful thing
Dude...you hit the nail on the head.
Nah not loud enough
Hi From BOCA RATON FL !!Hahahaha!! Great show !!
Why is Rogan cutting him off at 3:25, very sus
“She was running Abu Ghraib in the back,” lol this is when I became a fan of Tim Dillon.
literally the moment i lost it
Yeah, that was actually a really 'smart joke'.
whats that
@@sophx3004 A black site that the CIA ran at the beginning of the Iraq war and all this shit came out about how they tortured and killed some of the prisoners there.
@@kirklazarus1426 the f up thing is, they weren't all prisoners. alot of the people that got tortured and scarred for life were actually iraqi civilians that got kidnapped randomly so they could "have fun with them". it's so sad
Never even thought she was funny as a Comedian.
Neither is Rogan lmao
@@souryabanik atleast rogan is not fake in front of camera
@@souryabanik Rogan is light-years above Ellen.
She was a comedian?
Remember her standup "relatable"?? Ugh!
Tim Dillon is perfection!! I cried laughing. 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Title should be called Ellen roasting sesh😂😂
Tim Dillon is a comedians comedian. He has no filter and you can’t help but to love the guy.
OMG, HE HAD ME AT ABU GHRAIB !
@@spawntez lmao I've watched this clip 10x already
Yeah but he's such a boomer
YES
marko Van Dijck Why? Cause he doesn’t say he’s bored every 10 seconds and thinks that’s a personality?
"Where'd she get that weird pointer?"
"She stole it off an intern's car"
Hilarious
That made me laugh too. Joe missed it.
Was looking for this comment. Glad I wasn't alone on this gem. And he is quick to deliver it too
Makes sense. Antenna's are only on outdated, cheap vehicles. A typical intern car.
Pppppppp
@@shrapnel77 you sound like the type of kid that tries to flex with a shitty 318i BMW you're father paid for under the condition you would pay him back but you never did, instead opting to add tacky chrome wheels and fake 'm sport' badges to enhance your flex appeal on instagram .. How far off the money am I champ?
Never seen this Tim Dillon guy before. He sounds hilarious. Can't wait to check out his stuff.
I love it when Joe tries make Tim laugh. 😂
This guy is like Alex Jones except everyone’s in on the joke
LinguaTool what a scumbag trying to sell you supplements........like amazon, Walmart, your local grocery store, GNC and pretty much every retailer on the planet..........what a scumbag haha
O.O Alex Jones is a lunatic. Telling everyone Sandy Hook was a hoax!!!!
LinguaTool show me a clip saying he ever said he sold supplements that cured covid 19
Alessandra Berlusconi cool story, what does that have to do with him selling supplements?
LinguaTool did you even read what you sent me? You might want to actually read the instances they cited in the report. Nowhere did he say it cures covid 19............
“Militant lesbian uniform”. Of all that was said in this clip, that one got me rollin.
dead 😂😂
Yeah... especially in those stupid sneakers doing her opening Lesbian dance. YUCK!
😂😂😂😂😂
That was funny as fuck 😂😂😂
Tim being gay was a shocker to me. He should go on Ellen lol
Omg Rogan... you're wearing a Sugar Ray shirt!!!! That takes us back. 90s, one of the clubs, his sweat pants were pulled down, undies included. I'll never forget it. May have been the CD release party. Were you there?
I don’t care how many times I hear it but anytime Tim Dillon says the word “Abu Ghraib” I have uncontrollable laughter
Never seen this Tim guy before, but i'm a fan now. He's a great laugh.
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Dude Tim Dillon is great lol haha
Tim Dillion is hilarious
Watch his appearance on YMH from a few months ago. He was on fire. His last appearance on JRE is great too.
Listen to his podcast. It’s all this same half truth humor. Fucking hilarious.
I cracked up when he says “she stole it off an interns car” lol
Joe Rogan knows it was funny but didn't wanna laugh lol
Joe interrupted Dillon so much that we never got to hear the point Dillon was making. And by the sound of it, it seemed like we missed out on something very important. Or maybe Rogan knew what Dillon was gonna say and just wanted to avoid it being raised on his podcast coz its mostly unedited.
“And do not ask me for sources”😂😂😂2:01
“It’s like a beautiful name, Isis.” “Ellen is Rough.” - classic Joe Rogan Segway.
Gotta love it
Joe's a genius
😂😂😂😂😂
Segways are those two wheel scooters old people rent in Florida to scoot around the boardwalk. Unless you meant segue.
Skel Neldory you right
This guy is actually funny. Unlike some of the needy try-hard comedians he has on sometimes.
Jon Lohrenz I get it . But he actually has a lot of people on that he helps get attention or having them on to gain a wider audience . Yes, it can be boring af .
Agreed.
David Barton no
@David Barton lmfao😐
I've never heard of this dude but he really is pretty hilarious.
“Wait a minute,.. those arent real palm trees??” Aaaaa 😂😂😂😂 3:11-3:22
i got a ellen meditation add for this clipp xD
I never liked Ellen, always seemed so sarcastic.
Yes, makes fun of people in a rude, condecending way
Agree. Her comedy style - the deliverance of, reminds of that pervert uncle whom tries to get you to sit on his lap.
@@pasqualinamichelaconsiglio9391 you had a perverted uncle that made you sit on his lap? Yikes.
@@WhiskeyToro how daft. Lol. Such a child you are.
Sometimes her facade breaks and you can see the pure hatred she has for humanity.
The guy is right: she doesn't even look nice at all
Exactly, I never liked her. She creeped me out with her fake ass personality - TRANSPARENT!
@@lindamon5101 wtf lmao
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!!
She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob...
check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
Linda Mon lol! How would you describe your farts
@@marrefalken7744 same as her mom and every other Kardashian. Literally got famous for plastic surgery.
A Guantanamo Bay situation in the back. 🤣🤣
“She stole it off an interns car” damn underrated
I dun get it :\
3:45 "It was given to her at Langley"
That deserves a rimshot.
He said collar
@@practiceyourart hes saying she broke the aerial of an interns car to use as a pointer
Dude - "Ellen is a CIA agent..."
Joe - "Why is she using that pointer?"
Joe Rogan - CIA confirmed.
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What is she wearing? Lol why's she got so many buttons? LMAO
🤣🤣
Bruh she patted her jacket three times. On God she was signaling the CIA through Morse.
Yep
I love how matter-of-factly Tim delivers those jokes
1:59 when my crush is riding me after 30 secs and I’m bouta bus
" don't ask me for sources " that's the best feeder line ever
You can see how happy he is with himself in that moment lol
"If a man held on to a woman's arm that long.."
"Ya that'd be rape" LOL 🤣
Obviously it would be an issue the other way around because of the power/physical strength dynamics of most men vs most women. Now if Ronda Rousey was holding Kevin Harts arm then that too would be rape. C’mon guys. Just a little common sense. Get your 3 brain cells to rub together sometimes. Im so over hearing people pick at the smallest of things and try to use it to validate an entirely unrelated case. Just cut the crap.
@@indiaelias9084 Do you even listen to yourself?
It's ok to have a sense of humor.Not EVERYTHING is political commentary, & even if it IS, we can STILL have a good laugh & be friends.
Lmao, was about to comment something like that and i saw your shit immediately
@@indiaelias9084 When you are simping for Ellen you know it is time to just buy a prostitute
@@indiaelias9084 dude calm down. google the word "joke" then come back and delete your comment.
"She stole it off an interns car."
Fkn died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Charleston with Henry Kissinger" 😂😂 GENIUS
God the people I’ve never liked finally all is becoming clear why
never liked her too , it was clear to me she was fake.
It's universal.
I liked Tom Hanks though, and I’m hearing bad things about him 😫
@@derekazyan9942 it's fake dude, totally unfounded. No doubt that some prominent people probably were involved with Epstein (looking at you, President Clinton) but it's not to the extent that the internet has been sharing. Those 'lists' that are being thrown around from QAnon are fake and doctored. You can find the real list from the CIA/FBI (forgot which agency has it) and Hanks was never on there. Reuters even fact-checked and confirmed that Hanks was never on there, nor were half the people 'named' on that list that was spread on the net.
alexanderfarah I hope your right, but why was TomHanks speaking in code at his acceptance speech at the golden globes and in Instagram posts? If you don’t believe me watch his acceptance speech and tell me it makes sense. I don’t know what’s going on but somethings up. He’s probably CIA as well as Ellen ect. Why does Tom Hanks son have an Illuminati tattoo?
I remember when Gervais was on and was absolutely killing with all his jokes and the audience was falling all over themselves and you could see how hard Ellen was trying to not look like she was seething with anger that he was the centre of attention and upstaging her on her own show. I knew she was a psycho from that point forward.
A bunch of those fuckers. You can see their faces when he was talking. I'm glad he did what he did!
@@jeremybyrd2247 Oh for sure, he killed at the Golden Globes but I'm talking about on Ellen. Search for Gervais Five Second Rule and you will see what I'm on about
@@menty6633 bet
Oh yeah, you could really see it. But I have to say it's very common, particularly with British comedians on American shows. For example pretty much any show Russel Brand has been on as well as many of Ricky's.
@@menty6633 And the amazing thing about those games Ricky played is that everything funny he came up with was off the top off his head, no team of writers required. I still watch those vids occasionally, 'Toy Story 1, 2 and 3' still makes me lol.
Links please to the Degeres show in point 🙏 thanks
"Wait a minute those are not real palm trees " had me laughing
Dude is trying to passionately expose and explain a truly odd thing on Ellen that relates to real life events... and joe wont shut up about a pointer
He knows what he is doing, it's what he usually does, but he won't interrupt if its about UFO or big foot.
Joe is a gatekeeper and is being handled
Sure, I replied above, but again. Joe Rogan needed to be reminded of who Steven Paddock is.??
The pointer was a probe. Don't think either of them wanted to go there.
@@badxradxandy I'm glad someone is helping keep the aluminum foil business alive
"why does she have all those wrist buttons?"
"they were given to her at Langley" LMFAO this guy
That got me, dude’s hilarious
It was quick too lmao
Can someone explain this please? Thanks!
CIA Headquaters
B.b. Gun - Langley is where the CIA is headquartered. They’re joking about her being in the CIA, hence the Langley reference
Source: I watched The Bourne Identity
I just searched for clips of this interview on CZcams. And, daaaaimn!!!! It is one strange, surreal interview, that’s for sure. Just as Joe and his guest here describe, Ellen is dressed as what looks like, almost a fake/fancy dress Military Commander, in a jet-black jacket, complete with shiny buttons up both sleeves, and a host of other shiny ‘decorations’ on the jacket. More like a Pentagon General, giving a press briefing, standing in for the Defence Secretary, or something.
BUT the bit I found weirdest was this: the two guys present, were clearly deeply affected by that night. They were both quietly spoken, with little enthusiasm, a flat tone of voice, and ‘slumped posture’. All these are ‘classic’ signs of a seriously low mood, or actual Depressive Disorder. Now, Ellen could have listened to them quietly; helped them to feel safe and more relaxed at that moment; and then, a short, yet helpful and comforting, relaxed-style ‘interview’.
But no. Instead, Ellen, in her faux-military General’s jacket, then (as Joe Rogan & Co. discussed) went on to produce detailed layouts of various floors of the hotel, on ‘white boards’ which she put up on the easel behind her, and got these two poor guys (who come across as Very uncomfortable throughout) to walk her through events - making them re-live them yet again. While Ellen used an apparently broken-off car aerial as a pointer. She almost ‘barked’ her questions and comments in that awful, dry, abrasive voice she uses, that would give me a headache at the best of times. It was all VERY bizarre indeed……
Same thoughts I had when it initially aired
Can't believe I didn't see this earlier. My grandmother always played her show
“What you’re not allowed to do is have a Guantanamo bay situation in the back...” so funny
Ellen looks like she would call the police on you for watering your lawn
Or mowing your lawn with a gas mower (as she has her help use an electric), but then she drives a big ole honkin gas guzzlin SUV.
Some folks have been so wounded and hurt by others and/or society, that they develop a super wall around their hearts called stone ego. Stone ego doesn't have much felt empathy nor consideration for others. It's very little self oriented.
Personally I don't see it as something to condemn. I feel bad for such people and hope that they can eventually heal. But meanwhile, I try to avoid them and spot them ahead of time.
Ellen sucks
😂💯
Ellen would call the cops on you for having family visit your home in 2021
She'd do worse than that. Then she'd watch with a hint of a smile as you scream in agony.
Not even 5 minutes and i absolutely love Tim Dillon!
Okay that was refreshing you got me
"..if it was a man holding onto a woman's arm that long?? - it would be rape." HA. good clip. A+
Or that time she oggled Katy Perry and said "time to get the big balloons out", if it was a guy doing it he would have been labelled a pervert
@Han Lockhart Equality for women basically means they get to do anything and men have to sit quiet only doing what they're told to ;-)
She gets away with it because she is gay. By the way have you ever seen how touchy feely a lot of gay men are to women? Its almost a rite of passage.
“It was given to her at Langley “ went right over everyone’s head . One of the best bits of this clip 😂
Don’t know what that means
@@evannicholls4784 Langley is where the CIA is headquartered
No it didn't. 5 mnd ago a comment with 330 likes, 4mnd ago a comment with 113 likes. And you were thinking you are so extra special.
LMAO I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT. Tim is great at those quips.
Omg I agree
3:45 “It was given to her at Langley” 😂😂😂
Everybody has their stories but I really started to believe when Steve-o from Jackass out of all people told his own personal story, pretty much saying “I met her once & she wasn’t a nice person at all.” He also said Brad Pitt was a chill dude & when he met Britney Spears she was “friendly but very insulated by her PR team”
Brad is a truly great guy. Unfortunately he's been "traumatized" from early on. And got out of it. But again Unfortunately, they know who runs the show...
Best part is when he says "she doesn't seem nice, people have a bad judge of character"... Thank you. I keep hearing "she seems so nice" and I am wondering who the fk thinks she is nice? The media? Or ACTUAL people? Because.... wow, you think she seems nice then something aint right.
💯
Like when she had audience members playing games on her show and eventually her actual game show, she literally seemed to take pleasure from them making fools of them selves. Or like the game where she hovers her hand over a button to drop the contestant and does fake out button pushes and stuff, it almost seemed like her torturing people who were afraid of the drop. I know it's a game and the people are there willingly, but it always seemed odd how much glee she had on her face.
I think it's just part of her show's brand that she is "nice". That's it. So her own people and the marketing and ads for her show keep simply telling you that she is nice, but her actions obviously belie that and nobody with a brain actually thinks it.
It is forced
Never liked her
She's got the charisma of a ham sandwich, I can't understand how she was ever popular
Why do you have to insult ham sandwiches like that?
Rich family, kinda born into this biz
Absolutely, so fake.
I can’t believe people couldn’t see through this pig of a person
Why is any daytime tv host popular. People are zombies and they watch whatever's on
I will never look at ham the same ever again..thanks for that
"I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger" -- Tim is so quick, lol.
Who is the guy talking to Rogan? I'd .like to see more of him.
"whered she get that pointer?"
"she stole it off some interns car" thats gold lmaoo
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!!
She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob...
check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
@@marrefalken7744 Reported
She never interested me. I sensed her bs from a mile away.
Thanks for saying this, because people told me I was crazy. If someone is constantly beating into people's heads they are 'nice something is off. Her niceness is faked. Same, I could smell the BS a mile away.
So good to hear that other people saw through her bs
Yeah it's kind of funny how she came out when her popularity was dropping. Everything Ellen does is a ratings grab nothing more.
I thought it was just me
She's been part of the distraction junk culture, no value added and total fraud.
“From someone’s Buick “lmao 🤣
this was the highest interview i swear lol
Plain and simple. She’s just not funny. Period.
Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!!
She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob...
check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.
Marre Falken who cares that much.. do you have a life !
I think her pranks are quite funny.
@@marrefalken7744 your point
I never liked her, never funny.
i love how joe is ignoring all of tims "ellen is cia" comments, because joe is cia
his duping delight though
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Shlomo Lipschitz I’ve watched this whole thing already hahaha this a great video
I love how much Tim cracks Joe up
4:32 😂
*"Never meet your heroes, because they're sure to disappoint you."*
True words, you will always be disappointed, they're never what you expect..
were all just people
I met Denzel Washington and he was exactly how I imagined he would be...GREAT GUY, he was like that cool uncle
Denzel is awesome he isn’t a sheep one of the few celebs I love besides James woods and Kurt russel Jon Voight Tom hardy
Disagree. I met Method Man out in the wild and that dude was rad as fuck
Joe: "She is holding onto his arm for a long time there. What if a man did that to a woman?"
Tim: "It would be rape"
That one got me!
I thought that was hillarious.
It's sad because it is almost true
Yes, we saw the same video as you
Joe doesn’t let Tim talk about the weirdness of the interview; keeps changing the subject
2:53 Tiger from winnie the pooh laughter
Can Tim replace Ellen? He's a much funnier lesbian
Lmao