I remember my Japanese professor sent this to our class. I have good memories of watching Japanese Tradition in labs and laughing so hard I was crying. She had a great sense of humour. Sadly she died of cancer in 2015. Thank you for the laughs, Sensei.
It's important to understand that this was made in Japan by Japanese and intended for a Japanese audience, as part of a series of "mockumentaries" that satirise the often wildly inaccurate foreign perceptions of Japanese customs. The percentage of people that don't realise it's a joke is statistically insignificant.
i understood that it's comedic since some parts were too absurd to be real, but some of it sounds like genuine advice, like what to say when entering and leaving the establishment or asking if the seat is taken or not so i'm a bit confused now whether it's satire too and you shouldn't do that
@@yanstein8464 The joke is variously: - Noone does this because it's insane - Noone does this but maybe they should - Everyone does this without realising and there's not actually a rule/convention - Why do we do this? - That's a funny misrepresentation/misunderstanding
4:10 - Even if it's just for a comedy show, preparing a finger of sushi rice both so exceptionally cohesive that it survives being soaked so thoroughly in the sauce without losing a single grain, yet being non-sticky that it doesn't glue together fingers, counter, the pantsu of the maid from the previous shot, the curtains at the entrance, and everything in a three-kilometre epicentre just by its mere existence, is an outstanding feat of Japanese cooking craftsmanship. Or just good set dressing.
At what point did you realize? For me, it was somewhere between the precise measurements on the door flaps and the transition from parallel hand position to a 45° angle upon sitting down
I showed this to a Japanese friend of mine recently and we had a good laugh about it, but one of the things that he said was correct was the "maa maa maa maa" part. Not too sure about the "otototo" though.
I'm dying laughing. I actually didn't notice this is a joke until halfway through the vid. I was not really fond of sushi but now starting to love it, thank you😊
Thank you very much! I followed all the instructions in a japanese Sushi bar.... and they threw me out, basically telling me to "fuck off"! Such rude people, those "Nihones". Might as well go to Taco Bell (if only I could find my Sombrero).
5:09 Gordon: *"DONKEY! You do NOT wipe your chef knife with A FUCKING FACE RAG! You're going to kill somebody! SHUT IT DOWN!!"* All in all, a funny satirical culture video.
I hope that, now that this has become an ancient meme, we can use bits of these videos at different levels of irony to evoke ridiculous reactions from others.
I first watched this in my high school Japanese class. If sensei or his future students ever see this comment, I want you to know... 食べます。 食べます。 食べます。 ༚￭ᴗ￭༚
This video combines internal jokes with real facts that make this video great. The viewer has to have understanding of the (at least as much as japanese ancestors) japanese culture. Otherwise the video is just rude and nonsense! The reason why there is no sub in the original video is pretty obvious that the content is for japanese people rather than for foreigners.
I really feel sorry for people who actually learn from this. It's just for fun people not facts (well most of it isn't)! Just look at the end where they lick salt on the ground at the end. Does it look like something they really do in Japan. Sigh. I love these videos cause they are FUNNY not for learnng o.o
I'll be honest, I don't know much about Japan and am much interested in it. I know they have different habits than in Europe (/usa) and some things surprised me (these aren't fake), so naturally I can be gullible when it comes to videos like this even if some stuff feels a bit off... So I am glad I found the video on youtube (I saw it on fb initially, with no comments nor description stating it's a joke) to see it was actually just a joke. I find it reassuring though, aha EDIT: okay, i watched it again entirely and now I see the humour being obvious... especially from the dustcloth part. the geta part should have ticked me though.
So, you're saying that I was wrong to behead the Taisho, because he was so impolite not to leave a cup of salt in front of the entrance? Japan is indeed a strange place... I once saw how a bunch of Japanese were sitting in vats of hot water! Apparently they make soup of themselves!
I didn’t watch until the end ahhhh. I only got to how to dip sushi before we got to the restaurant. No wonder the servers were looking at me like I was crazy when I poured the beer. So embarrassed
That is not true! Comedy is not known in Japan and the first Portuguese sailor who was found laughing - after he saw some japanese people simmer in a pot of hot water (apparently they make soup of themselves) - was beheaded on the order of the shogun.
These are very serious recommendations. If you don't follow these, you are likely to have someone cut off your finger as penance for your lack of adherence to Japanese customs.
can anyone find the old one thats 20 minutes long and actually in english? I found it about 5 years ago and cant seem to find it. please reply if you do
I remember my Japanese professor sent this to our class. I have good memories of watching Japanese Tradition in labs and laughing so hard I was crying. She had a great sense of humour. Sadly she died of cancer in 2015. Thank you for the laughs, Sensei.
😢😢
I am from Japan. This video shows a great introduction of our samurai tradition. Just follow this video, so a taisho will be impressed.
嘘つけ！
taisho: what a weird guy
This is what the taisho said last night
Yes! Do not act disrespectful! Always take your Geta home! 👡
After I eat sushi can i commit sudoku
I saw this about a year ago and up until then, I didn't know this kind of deadpan, sarcastic Japanese comedy even existed. I'd love to see more.
It's important to understand that this was made in Japan by Japanese and intended for a Japanese audience, as part of a series of "mockumentaries" that satirise the often wildly inaccurate foreign perceptions of Japanese customs. The percentage of people that don't realise it's a joke is statistically insignificant.
I thought the series was legit when I was younger lmao
i understood that it's comedic since some parts were too absurd to be real, but some of it sounds like genuine advice, like what to say when entering and leaving the establishment or asking if the seat is taken or not
so i'm a bit confused now whether it's satire too and you shouldn't do that
At first I thought this was a serious film but then realized it it was a parody 😂
I love these videos so much
@@yanstein8464 The joke is variously:
- Noone does this because it's insane
- Noone does this but maybe they should
- Everyone does this without realising and there's not actually a rule/convention
- Why do we do this?
- That's a funny misrepresentation/misunderstanding
I love it when I can't tell what's real or a joke anymore like the part with the junkier sushi made of substitute ingredients. It makes it even better
I love how the Taisho has a secret past and we must never ask about it.
4:10 - Even if it's just for a comedy show, preparing a finger of sushi rice both so exceptionally cohesive that it survives being soaked so thoroughly in the sauce without losing a single grain, yet being non-sticky that it doesn't glue together fingers, counter, the pantsu of the maid from the previous shot, the curtains at the entrance, and everything in a three-kilometre epicentre just by its mere existence, is an outstanding feat of Japanese cooking craftsmanship.
Or just good set dressing.
what pantsu? i dont see any panties
This video has helped me a lot since I moved to Japan. The Taisho of my sushiya is very nice, he always gets me the best most illegal sushi.
I am travelling to Japan soon. I am grateful for this video as I would have fallen foul of the many great Japanese customs had I not viewed it.
I cant believe I used take this video seriously back in the day lol
Me too lmao
外国人が本気にしたらどうするんだ。
笑ってしまったぞ。
日本に訪れた時の外人の僕は本気に見えてやったけど。確かに笑われたが、面白かった！
I lost it at MAA MAA MAA MAA TOH TOH TOH TOH. LMAO.
+Tray Baby SAME TOH TOH TOH
+The Nugget of Wisdom maa maa maa maa
toh toh toh toh
+Tray Baby you toh,maa,toh!!
remco moerland
you just won the internet
おい変なこと教えんなwww
🤣🤣🤣
微に入り細に入り虚構で埋め尽くされた素晴らしく愉快な動画ですね
Yu Shiraishi どこまでが本当でどこまでが嘘なのか
よくわからなくなるのが面白い
Her face at 03:20 had me rolling. She's done with men 😂
上手に構成した話で笑えました。来日した人は真似しちゃ駄目ですよ（大笑）
なるほど大将と大笑をかけてるのか
間違って受け取ってる外国人いそう
At what point did you realize?
For me, it was somewhere between the precise measurements on the door flaps and the transition from parallel hand position to a 45° angle upon sitting down
After reading that it was a joke.
すぐ「侍の国」に持っていこうとする（笑）
I showed this to a Japanese friend of mine recently and we had a good laugh about it, but one of the things that he said was correct was the "maa maa maa maa" part. Not too sure about the "otototo" though.
NEVER ASK THE MAN WITH THE SHARP KNIFE ANY QUESTIONS!! X-D
It kills me the facial expression of the actor when the narrator says that "this is the samurai way"
We watched this in my college Japanese class. People's reactions as one by one we started figuring out that it's a joke... priceless.
I'm dying laughing. I actually didn't notice this is a joke until halfway through the vid.
I was not really fond of sushi but now starting to love it, thank you😊
それは、良かったです！1年前のコメントに返信して申し訳ない
@@user-mo4yz9dc5h I rewatched it and found something new...minicar sushi, real life kappa-maki lol I'll try panda sushi next time.
@@kingo_friver www
Thank you very much! I followed all the instructions in a japanese Sushi bar.... and they threw me out, basically telling me to "fuck off"! Such rude people, those "Nihones". Might as well go to Taco Bell (if only I could find my Sombrero).
hahahahaha xD
This is Gari, nobody knows what it's made from. XD *zooms in*
It is a secret to everyone.
This is pure gold , even in 2021!!!!
Yes, this is the one from RT Podcast #529. I miss the link dump.
Love this Video! It's so funny and humours!
It's been years since I've seen this, and still every time I pour myself a drink I think to myself "maa maa maa maa, oh toh toh toh " 😂
毎日食べてないwwww
なるほど、侍の国ですねｗｗ
My favorite unintentional asmr, its also pretty funny ngl
LOL the mini toys sushi part is very funny !!
Man, it took me a few minutes to realize this was satire. Caught on when the couples serving one another bit came up.
5:09
Gordon: *"DONKEY! You do NOT wipe your chef knife with A FUCKING FACE RAG! You're going to kill somebody! SHUT IT DOWN!!"*
All in all, a funny satirical culture video.
ツッコミ不在の恐怖
Such an accurate insight into Sushi in Japanese culture.
...
Rice roll with Kappa. Ohgod.
:'D
+Dj Francis Yes, indeed.
great. absolutely great!!
There are no words to explain how salty last guy's face was when he was leaving the Sushi-ya.
my brother showed it to me when i was little. now i found it. nostalgia, and a like and sub from me to you
THIS IS HILARIOUS !!!
ROLLED RICE WITH KAPPA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA those ending menu were so funny
I died at that, it's such a low hanging fruit joke hahaha
The “boiled rice with kappa” looks good. I should ask for that next time.
I remember watching this video around 2006-2007 lolol
I died at the salt saucer 🤣🤣🤣
I hope that, now that this has become an ancient meme, we can use bits of these videos at different levels of irony to evoke ridiculous reactions from others.
I can't tell how much of these videos are parody and how much is fact XD
Absolutely hilarious! First time to see Japanese satire. めっちゃ好き。
watch anime lol
Love how there’s just a staircase leading into nothing in that back room
This is still funny as a adult I watched it as a preteen In 2010-2011 I was 10-11 years old I’m 22 now
Wait, are you an adult or 22? Which is it?
I laughed my ass off, thanks for this!
I really liked your video
Are there other such videos by the same? Are they on youtube?
This is hilarious!
Yes the subtitles are pretty much bang on.
Damn I would humiliate myself, family and my country if I visited Japan. This is hysterical.
I want the firetruck sushi.
I was brought here by a software helping me learn Japanese. Nice to see they have a sense of humor as well.
any robot will understand such extremely precise instructions :>
I first watched this in my high school Japanese class. If sensei or his future students ever see this comment, I want you to know...
食べます。
食べます。
食べます。
༚￭ᴗ￭༚
mmmmhhh..sushiiii!!! Big Kisses From Iceland
It became more surreal the longer it went on.
It is the type of dream world that I want to live in all the time
Maybe except for the part with the chef wiping his sweat towel on the sushi knife
This is subtly hilarious.
This video combines internal jokes with real facts that make this video great. The viewer has to have understanding of the (at least as much as japanese ancestors) japanese culture. Otherwise the video is just rude and nonsense! The reason why there is no sub in the original video is pretty obvious that the content is for japanese people rather than for foreigners.
she has such a pleasant voice
She's a very nice lady.
I want to try the Firetruck Sushi.
I loved it!!! Haven't watched these since I was a child :D
Strong “Look Around You” vibes
I really feel sorry for people who actually learn from this. It's just for fun people not facts (well most of it isn't)! Just look at the end where they lick salt on the ground at the end. Does it look like something they really do in Japan. Sigh. I love these videos cause they are FUNNY not for learnng o.o
i felt like multiple things were off about this :P lol.
I'll be honest, I don't know much about Japan and am much interested in it. I know they have different habits than in Europe (/usa) and some things surprised me (these aren't fake), so naturally I can be gullible when it comes to videos like this even if some stuff feels a bit off... So I am glad I found the video on youtube (I saw it on fb initially, with no comments nor description stating it's a joke) to see it was actually just a joke.
I find it reassuring though, aha
EDIT: okay, i watched it again entirely and now I see the humour being obvious... especially from the dustcloth part. the geta part should have ticked me though.
So, you're saying that I was wrong to behead the Taisho, because he was so impolite not to leave a cup of salt in front of the entrance? Japan is indeed a strange place... I once saw how a bunch of Japanese were sitting in vats of hot water! Apparently they make soup of themselves!
Yeah, I suspected that it was satirical as soon as they got to pouring the drinks.
I didn’t watch until the end ahhhh. I only got to how to dip sushi before we got to the restaurant. No wonder the servers were looking at me like I was crazy when I poured the beer. So embarrassed
This video is hilarious and gangsta 🤣
Maa maa maa maa...oh, toh toh toh toh...
This has now become the norm amongst both my Japanese and non-Japanese friends whilst pouring drinks. :3
I am Japanese!
Its comedy!!
so its fake!
This video was made by Japanese comedian!
That is not true! Comedy is not known in Japan and the first Portuguese sailor who was found laughing - after he saw some japanese people simmer in a pot of hot water (apparently they make soup of themselves) - was beheaded on the order of the shogun.
Tong Guy
ラーメンズ
Right. This is comedy by Rahmens.
あーあ全部言っちゃうのね…………
I am Japanese.
No,this video is true.
Yes,it's old video so there are some discrepancy but 70％ of the video is true
Here I was thinking I'd learn some good manners while traveling abroad and low and behold Japanese humor instead! was a funny watch though :)
These are very serious recommendations. If you don't follow these, you are likely to have someone cut off your finger as penance for your lack of adherence to Japanese customs.
And they say the japanese don t understand sarcasm
You'd understand why if you could read the japanese comments
@@lake4ishikawa the japanese comments are mostly understanding that it's sarcastic, at least on the nico comment version
だいたい合ってる
これはガリです。材料は謎ですで吹いたwww
The Japanese Tradition
寿司、日本の代表的なスナック、これが寿司です、この寿司を食べるショップな寿司屋です。
日本人の ほとんどがこの店を毎日を利用しています。これが寿司屋の入り口です、この「暖簾」という短いカーテンに潜るには、左から三つ目の切り込みの右側斜め48度に3.2インチ上がった部分に手の甲を当て捲ります、入店が閉店予想時刻の30分前を超えた場合「まだやってる？」「まだやってる？」「まだやってる？」「まだやってる？」を忘れずに言います。
さぁ、いよいよ入店です、「二人なんだけど」これは人数を表します、同様に三名の場合は「三人なんだけど」四名の場合は「四人なんだけど」と言います、但し一人の場合は目で若干な申し訳なさを表すのがポイントです。寿司屋に来たらカウンター席を利用するのが醍醐味です、然し気軽に座るわけにはいきません、礼儀作法を重んじる日本では必ず先に来ている隣のお客に「ここよろしいですか？」を言います、これは空席を確認する言葉です、店員にではなく、客に声をかけるのは日本人の義理と人情スタイルなのです。逆に「ここよろしいですか？」を言われて、そこが空席だった場合、快く「どうぞ」と言いましょう、ここまで、きちって熟して、始めてからカウンター席に座ることができるのです。
いよいよ注文です。寿司屋にはウェーターやウェードレスはいません、では、どうするのか、客は欲しいメニューをマスターに直接オーダーします、主なメニューは、どの寿司屋でも同じです、代表的なメニューに大トロ、中トロ、トロがあります、これはマグロの質を表します、大トロは最高級、油分を多く含み、大変美味とされています、「シャリ」と呼ばれるお米も最高級ブランド越し光を使用しています、一方トロは低取得者向けのジャンクフードです、魚はリサイクル品を使用、米を使わず麦やパスターを刻んだフェイクの米を使用してあります。
ビール、ビールは人気のドリンクメニューです、栓は抜いて貰いますが注ぐのがセルフサービスです。二人以上の場合は、互いに注ぎ合うのが日本のマナーです。ビジネス関係の場合は、目下の人が目上の人に先に注ぐのが大切な決まりです。「まぁまぁまぁ」これは注ぐ時に必ず言わなければならない言葉です、同様に注がれる時は、「おっとっと」を言います、「まぁまぁまぁ」「おっとっと」「まぁまぁまぁ」「おっとっと」「まぁまぁまぁ 」「おっとっと」、カップルの場合は、女性が男性に注ぎ、女性は自分で注ぎます、なるほど侍の国ですね。
寿司は、下駄に乗せて出されます、消毒した物を使用していますので、安心して寿司を食べられます。これをそのまま履いて帰る人もいます、多くの日本人の足から酢の匂いがするのはこのためです。
これは「がり」です、材料は謎です。さぁいよいよ寿司の食べ方です、先ず「むらさき」と言われる醤油を20ｃｃ出します、次に中指、人差し指、親指で寿司の向う側を掴み、手前に返します、醤油を寿司に付けます、分量は決まっていませんが重さが変わるまでは十分に滲み込ませましょう、そうこれぐらいが目安です、正面に45度顎を上げ、一口で食べます、食べます、食べます、食べます、食べます。手に米や魚の匂いがつきますので、手元のウェイトタオルで拭きます、これは「雑巾」と呼ばれる様々用度に使われる便利な布です。
まな板も床もこの布で拭かれています、一度使ったら、暫く洗いません、こんなところにも、物を大切にする日本人の心行きが表れているのです、この人は寿司を作る技術者です、客は「大将」と呼ばなければなりません、大将は、たいてい人には言えない過去があるものです、聞かないようにしましょう。
一頻り寿司を楽しんだら、大将に感謝の気持ちを表します。出された寿司美味しくても、そうでなくても、必ず「いやあ旨いよ大将」と言いましょう、レストラン同様、寿司屋にも店長のお薦めがあります、これは「大将何かお薦めは」と言えば教えて貰えます。
法律で認められていないメニューの場合もあるため、お薦めのメニューは聞かないと教えてくれません、何も知らない、自分には関係ない、悪いのは大将だという顔で国際保護動物に指定された物の可能性のあるお薦めを楽しみ切るのが日本人の建前なのです、食後のお茶のサービスを「上がり」と言います、これは「あ がりです」もうお腹が一杯で一枚のがりも食べられない、だからお茶をくださいという意味を表しています。
さあ会計です、ここでは「お愛想」と言います、両手の人差し指でバツを作ります、これがお会計の合図です、「お前の店にはもういられるか］という意味を表しています、このように会計をしたがるのは、自分のほうが立場が上であることを主張しているためです、これを「見栄」と言います、なるほど侍の国ですね。
これは領収書という不思議な紙です、これを書いて貰えば、あとから換金することができます、仕組みは謎です。
「ご馳走さんまた来るよ」これは店を出る時の挨拶です、美味しかった、満足したという意味ですので、怠らないようにしましょう。
醤油の塩分が物足りなかった人のため、店の外には塩が盛ってあります、無料サービスですので、自由に食べましょう、ここは唯一の本音で会話ができるスペースです、謝ることがある場合は、このタイミングがベターです。
さぁ、いかがでしたか、これは寿司屋のマナーです、この他にも様々な寿司屋がありますので、色々注文して楽しみましょう。
love love love love
can anyone find the old one thats 20 minutes long and actually in english? I found it about 5 years ago and cant seem to find it. please reply if you do
※ 中譯：
日本的傳統
壽司，日本的代表快餐，這就是壽司，這是一家享用握壽司的餐館。
大多數日本人每天都會光顧。這裡是壽司店的入口。要進入這個名為“門簾”的短簾，請將手背放在從左數第三個切口右側以 48 度角凸起的 3.2 英寸部分揚開，如果已經超過休息時間前30分鐘，記得說“還在營業嗎？”“還在營業嗎？”
現在，終於到了進店的時間了。“兩個人，同樣三個人、四個人，”這表示人數。但如果僅一個人，在這種情況下，要點是用眼神表現出一點歉意。來到壽司店，真正的樂趣是使用櫃檯座位，但不能隨便坐下。注重禮儀的日本，先問我可以座這𥚃嗎，這是確認空位的一句話，這是日本人的忠誠和人性化風格。給顧客確認，而不是店員。另一方面，如果你被問到“可座這位子嗎？”並且有空位，那麼我們就說“請座”。
然後開始點菜。壽司店沒有服務員，沒有盛裝女服務員，那怎麼辦呢？顧客直接向壽司師傅點自己想要的東西。最具代表性的鮪魚壽司有三種：大鮪魚、中鮪魚、鮪魚。大鮪魚油質佳而且用高級越光米，一般鮪魚則是小腿鮪魚。為低收入人群提供營養較低食物，使用回收的魚，並使用由切碎的大麥和意大利麵製成的假米代替大米。
啤酒，啤酒是一種受歡迎的飲料菜單。如果是兩人以上的話，互相倒酒是日本的禮儀。在商業關係中，地位較低的人應該為地位較高的人倒酒是一條重要的規則。 “Ma-ma-ma-maa”是倒酒時必須說的一句話，被倒酒的人說“ O do do do do”，情侶的話，女方給男方倒洒，女方自己倒酒。誠然武士國家。
壽司是放在木屐木上提供的，並且使用經過消毒的物品，因此您可以安心地吃壽司。有些人穿著這些回家，這就是為什麼許多日本人的腳有醋味。
這就是“gari”，材質是個謎。吃壽司的時，首先倒出20cc的“紫醬油”，然後用中指、食指、拇指抓住壽司的另一面，翻過來，沾上壽司。放在醬油裡。但是讓它浸泡到重量變化。就這樣了。您的手會聞起來像米飯或魚的味道，因此請用加重的小毛巾擦拭。
菜板和地板都是用這塊布擦的，一旦用過，暫不洗，反面尚可擦拭別物，這表示珍惜物盡其用的心。
顧客一定要稱呼“大將師傅”，大將師傅通常都有一段不能告訴別人的過去，咱們不問。
當您享用第一口壽司後，請向廚師表達您的謝意。不管你端上的壽司好吃不好吃，一定要說：“呀！很好吃，師傅。”就像餐館一樣，壽司店也有經理的推薦，我可以告訴你。
在某些情況下，菜單不被法律認可，所以如果你不要求推薦菜單，他們不會告訴你。日本人的表面話充分享受所提供的菜品可能的推薦。我已吃不下了，請給我一些茶。
現在是結賬的時候了。這裡我們說“結賬”。食指交叉。「我可再來你的店嗎？」結賬他們堅持自己的位置更高。這就是“擺闊付錢”誠然武士國家。
這是一張神秘的紙，叫做收據。如果你把它寫下來，以後就可以兌換。機制是個謎。
“謝謝款待"，我會再來的。”這是離開商店時的問候語。
對於醬油鹹味不滿意的朋友，店外有鹽。免費服務，放心吃吧。這是唯一可以＂真正對話＂的空間。，這個時間是更好的。
怎麼樣？這就是壽司店的禮儀。還有各種各樣的壽司店，讓我們點餐吧。
Everyone of tourists coming to Japan !
Please practice it by all means if courageous.
RT Podcast squad anyone?
That was hilarious.
The "kappamaki" joke at the end noooo
Maa maa maa maa! Ah, good stuff.
I am japanese. There is sometimes a lie.
but so funnyＸＤ
the beginning of this vid sounds like the intro to a fire ass mixtape! lmao
Tamela B 😂😂😂
楽しかった！！！
I love the fake sushi they use for the "Picking Up" demonstration. I want one, just so i can keep it on my desk next to my coins and such
Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!
Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!
Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!
Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!
Never gets old....
@malinaomonkey why are cars on there?
Wwwwwwやっぱおもしれえ！w
So funny.. 😂😂😂
Taisho is my new god
Bold of you to assume Taisho is a NEW god.
4:12致死量
LMFAO @ MAA MAA MAA TOH TOH TOH JFC 😂😂😂😂
the best part may be the blurred-out sushi items
Oh man this video makes me wanna eat sushi right now or anything reallly. Shouldn't watch this at 2 am cuz it will make u hungry.
7:45 IS THAT A SUPRA!？
I hope all the subtitles are at least right?
lol at the salt outside. someone could step in it