"According to Marthe's astrology chart" made me picture her carrying a physical astrology map in her back pocket the way Captain Holt (Brooklyn 9-9) carries a world map with him wherever he goes in case he needs to prove a point. 🤣
"...and they wait for me to f**k things up so they can attack me and my family..." I'VE GOT TO SEE UR FACE IN A MOVIE THEATER.🤩 UR ACTING IS JUST ✨CHEF'S KISS✨ IMMACULATE 🔥
I'm glad I could make you laugh with my ill-planned out writing, I sincerely hope that you do financially recover (as Joe Exotic said) from reading the fanfiction, although it is sad that you never made it to Shrek. I am also honored that you named both parts after my fanfiction, truly it does bring a tear to my wee little eye
this is so cute love you marthe 🥰😘.happy new year my love hope you have a great time & great people in this year too ..please hug yourself for me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Thanks for sharing! If you have a second, I recorded a cover of Billie Eilish. As a fellow music fan, I'd love if you would check it out. It's on my channel. Hope you enjoy!
I am LIVING for Marth giving serious legal advice halfway through 😂
Waiting for Harry Styles to sing Woertman sugar high.
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spoiler: it doesnt happen, I'll write it into the next book, criticism noted
@@anonymouswriter7571 not meant as criticism but if you like the idea, by all means, take it 💜
@@kehlarcorsair1524 omg hahahaha, noooo I did not mean that I took it as an actual complaint (i will be snatching that idea thoughhh)
Can we call this series bedtime storys
“she’s still thinking about that kiss on the neck”
marth: of course
me: 😳
Marth in her low voice: ‘Thats all you nee to know for now’ *me screaming internally*
These wattpad writers really woke up and chose violence huh 😂
correct
“im never shocked cause im BAD ASS” *sips tea* haahhahahaha i love this so much😂
I'm actually intimidated by wattpad writers
the amount of red flags in this story is...... something
12:35 THAT *soft* WHEEZE I- LMAO
watch me listening to these every night as a lullaby
I love the life advice about signing the contract but tbh if it were you, i’d sign it asap
Okay next time, whiskey and drunk reading? 😂😂
Fr if u would publish a podcast I would hear it to fall asleep. Ur voice gives me chill vibes. That's weird
"According to Marthe's astrology chart" made me picture her carrying a physical astrology map in her back pocket the way Captain Holt (Brooklyn 9-9) carries a world map with him wherever he goes in case he needs to prove a point. 🤣
is this fifty shades of Marthe 👀
"...and they wait for me to f**k things up so they can attack me and my family..." I'VE GOT TO SEE UR FACE IN A MOVIE THEATER.🤩 UR ACTING IS JUST ✨CHEF'S KISS✨ IMMACULATE 🔥
I just cried my eyes out so seeing this makes me happy ily, you're really funny tho
Marthe here's a short story . You 6ft me 5ft , it's Halloween there's a costume party. You chewbacca me ewok the end !! Love from🇨🇦😁
this is the most intimacy i've gotten this year 😳 yehaw
The pain in your voice reading the lap scene tho 😅
im truly amazed at how calmly you’re reading this, i’d be laughing and crying cause i’m that ✨shy✨
You could make a living on CZcams just reading stories your voice is so calming
You could read the telephone directory and I’d tune in js
pls make this a series i love listening to you read. voice kink and accent kink go brrrrr. respectfully
A mix of awkwardness and cuteness. Couldn’t stop smiling
Im glad i didn't add smut in my Caught in her Web fic.. i was planning to but my spirit guieds stopped me and im glad 😂😂
Ahhahdhahs I see you
@@aycavevo Ayça thank you for moral support love you sis 💗
The best 27 minutes of my day thank you for that
*sips tea in pjs like a bad girl*
I'm glad I could make you laugh with my ill-planned out writing, I sincerely hope that you do financially recover (as Joe Exotic said) from reading the fanfiction, although it is sad that you never made it to Shrek. I am also honored that you named both parts after my fanfiction, truly it does bring a tear to my wee little eye
Am I the only one imagining Cari as in Cari Fletcher?!
Also loved this keep going Marthe😂❤️
Absolutely not the only one!!
Marth is not in danger she is the danger 😆
Roller coaster part 2 it is 😎
The lighting is so beautiful. That's a nice start 👍🏻
All the fanfics you read are AMAZINGG
the legal advice in the midst of all of this. thank you
You playing with your hair is sooo cute❤
the way you say 'anyway' killed me so you have to pay for my funeral
I love her hair so muchh 😍
This is great & also must be strange to be so popular that ppl take that kinda time to write about u.
you should find someone, who let you leave them for harry like its harry fricking styles
I knew i should have changed my name to y/n
i feel both upset and incredibly seen
my ribs hurt from laughing 🤣🤣🤣
waiting for a video with Addie *.*
First lets go loving this
The real question is did you recover? 😂
I am SWEATING
this is so cute love you marthe 🥰😘.happy new year my love hope you have a great time & great people in this year too ..please hug yourself for me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Keep going watermelon 🍉🍉
Your voice is really nice!! I wonder how Shrek would fit in that universe lmao Also, unrelated but I've been wondering, is your PO box is still open?
Conan Gray?????
I need popcorn
🍿 here ya go fren
BAHAHHAHHA IM CRYING ILY
what IS this story??????
i am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today-
damn second story do be calling you the fck out LMAO
i did study psychology for three years straight (insert wretched smirking emoji here)
Any other girls over 6ft thinking "that's not gonna work"??😂😅
you deserve a nice _self care_ day after this.... you really do
Wait you live in England? So do I!
Adoro você
i'm so sorry but i'm gonna skip the m*fia one, those stories are so upsetting and disturbing to me
Ah I’m so sorry :( I kept it pretty light in the video I think, I’m sorry tho!!❤️
@@marthewoertman9074 don't worry i don't blame you at all, thank you for understanding
Thanks for sharing! If you have a second, I recorded a cover of Billie Eilish. As a fellow music fan, I'd love if you would check it out. It's on my channel. Hope you enjoy!