Drake: The King of Weird Lyrics

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Komentáře • 240

  • @JJM04
    @JJM04 Před 2 lety +1849

    I want a "eJACKulate HARLOWver you" bar somewhere in Jack Harlow's new album

  • @kamenawatamin1663
    @kamenawatamin1663 Před 2 lety +245

    “Met this chick on tinder,
    10 minutes later her finger in my sphincter”
    - Jack Harlow probably

  • @IDH1198
    @IDH1198 Před 2 lety +489

    “It doesn’t matter because it’s provocative. It gets the people going”

    • @Kimani7
      @Kimani7 Před 2 lety +4

      I’ve seen this quote so many times and I still don’t know where it’s from

    • @33up24
      @33up24 Před 2 lety

      @@Kimani7 niggas in Paris?

    • @grippievet
      @grippievet Před 2 lety +16

      @@Kimani7 ni**as in paris by kanye west and jay z

    • @IDH1198
      @IDH1198 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Kimani7 blades of glory but it was also in a Kanye and Jay Z song

  • @AivisS
    @AivisS Před 2 lety +442

    I think "Never come on time she say ey-jack-you-late" or smth like that would work even better lol. Idk how Noel came up with that on the spot.

  • @ceesdirks9507
    @ceesdirks9507 Před 2 lety +906

    yall should make a song just rapping about injuries in medical terms

  • @iwillregretthis5127
    @iwillregretthis5127 Před 2 lety +346

    if you’ve spent a decade reading fanfiction, absolutely no anatomical term can throw you. trust me, i’ve heard it all

    • @orionishere
      @orionishere Před 2 lety +60

      “Member” “length” “manhood” “phallus” “ rod” “wand” “girth” “growth” “pocket rocket” “trouser snake” “yogurt shotgun”

    • @orionishere
      @orionishere Před 2 lety +27

      Honorable mention “pepper wetter”

    • @iwillregretthis5127
      @iwillregretthis5127 Před 2 lety +29

      @@orionishere okay i won’t lie to you those last few were pretty rough

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin Před rokem +1

      It’s so sad how true this is 😪

    • @ames-inthe-grass
      @ames-inthe-grass Před rokem +2

      literally any kind of smut romance too lmaoo

  • @Rlogsdon100
    @Rlogsdon100 Před 2 lety +77

    It's weird how if you watch basically any podcast, there's at least 1 dude drinking canned fucking water lol

  • @rekyrro9669
    @rekyrro9669 Před 2 lety +437

    Drake to me is just the "Never call me on my cellphone" man

  • @LessGo7921
    @LessGo7921 Před 2 lety +205

    “Tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I’m just mobbin like that” is the most Canadian lyric ever

    • @Austin-vo2gh
      @Austin-vo2gh Před 2 lety +3

      Why?

    • @tomatoenthusiast
      @tomatoenthusiast Před 2 lety

      …are you from Canada? 🤣🤣💀

    • @LessGo7921
      @LessGo7921 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmfao fr he gotta be. That line is way too soft to be from an American

    • @Austin-vo2gh
      @Austin-vo2gh Před 2 lety

      @@LessGo7921 are u dumb? It’s a reference to the mafia.. nothing Canadian

    • @anthonysykes1593
      @anthonysykes1593 Před 2 lety

      @@LessGo7921 i thought everyone knew he was from Canada

  • @glazedham5326
    @glazedham5326 Před 2 lety +39

    they're spitting facts. same shit happened in the 60s when the beatles went like "I am the walrus goo goo g'joob" and everyone simultaneously came

  • @lilboat223
    @lilboat223 Před 2 lety +359

    “Drake takes the cake for weird lyrics” So y’all forgot young thug exists

  • @kei.13
    @kei.13 Před 2 lety +95

    Drake the kinda guy to float through the air when he smells a pie.

  • @dejauwo4259
    @dejauwo4259 Před 2 lety +31

    ‘She told me “Aye Jack you late” I said I’m coming’ or sum like that

  • @divijkunaparaju7811
    @divijkunaparaju7811 Před 2 lety +119

    I think that’s genuinely the best lyric I’ve ever heard.

  • @guitarsimon1
    @guitarsimon1 Před 2 lety +43

    I feel like we just witnessed a Cody and Noel writing session.

  • @elliotkwilinski9642
    @elliotkwilinski9642 Před 2 lety +21

    Kanye:
    “Been in the dark so long, don’t know the light here /
    But I’m just reaching for the stars like Buzz Lightyear “
    Can’t act like that’s not corny as hell.

  • @autothots.rollout
    @autothots.rollout Před 2 lety +64

    Nah I didnt even flinch at the semen line, i listen to cupcakke my guy. Jack is tame for that

  • @lindsey7204
    @lindsey7204 Před 2 lety +16

    imagine hooking with someone and finding out they learned Simlish just to see if they could still pull using it

  • @jamiepolson1385
    @jamiepolson1385 Před 2 lety +16

    "aye jack You lit" sounds like a really good producer tag!

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 Před 2 lety +30

    Did you ever hear Lil Wayne on “Truffle Butter” because uhhhh

  • @MelxncholyMermxid
    @MelxncholyMermxid Před 2 lety +26

    We need a TMG Jack Harlow feature

  • @elizabethkiesewetter4630
    @elizabethkiesewetter4630 Před 2 lety +18

    Real talk Noel’s lyricism is really good

  • @aronworlen1752
    @aronworlen1752 Před 2 lety +99

    I wonder when Drake will get any consequences for his predatory behaviour towards young girls.

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 Před 2 lety +11

      for reall, like there's legit a video of him grinding on a seventeen year old on stage and people just turn a blind eye

    • @bigdadybojangls9219
      @bigdadybojangls9219 Před 2 lety +22

      It took R Kelly a long time and he was WAY wilder

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Před 2 lety +17

      When he’s in his sixties and everyone’s forgotten about him. When he stops making the money he makes now.
      That’s the case with everyone else. Almost no one ever falls during their peak.

    • @jafetmebrahtu9176
      @jafetmebrahtu9176 Před 2 lety

      who cares drakes lit

    • @junglejin3096
      @junglejin3096 Před 2 lety

      @@jafetmebrahtu9176 he's literally a pedophile but okay

  • @foehammersbane3076
    @foehammersbane3076 Před 2 lety +8

    Literally just noticed the hex bugs on their coffee table

  • @zeffery101
    @zeffery101 Před rokem +3

    I realized medical terms works in rap when kanye says medulla oblongata in all mine

  • @yurinoworry
    @yurinoworry Před 2 lety +100

    I don’t even need to know what the video says to know that Drake is the king of bad weird corny or cringey lyrics.

    • @theyfeeltheboy
      @theyfeeltheboy Před 2 lety

      you get no bitches i know that for a fact

    • @eriksteverman
      @eriksteverman Před 2 lety +8

      Well technically, whoever’s ghost - writing for him is the king 😂

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před 2 lety

      I get paid to smoke weed & get high on my CZcams channel 😇😇screw a job broo

    • @Austin-vo2gh
      @Austin-vo2gh Před 2 lety

      @@eriksteverman show me where he had a ghostwriter I’m just curious cause everyone says it so it must be true, but I never actually see proof

    • @jonsern9881
      @jonsern9881 Před 2 lety +2

      @@eriksteverman is there even proof of him having a ghostwriter

  • @raradeviruke
    @raradeviruke Před 2 lety +30

    Young Thug is better at it. Lmao, gotta love both.

  • @bunlian9683
    @bunlian9683 Před 2 lety +16

    the simlish is taking me out💀

  • @brookemc3387
    @brookemc3387 Před 2 lety +21

    Hate to say it but love the semen line lmfao, I feel like growing up listening to lil Wayne really primed my brain to enjoy weird shit in rap lol

  • @joshdykes630
    @joshdykes630 Před 2 lety +17

    That's funny, I feel like I heard the rent story like 3 years ago on this pod lol. I've been here too long

    • @darcywynne8368
      @darcywynne8368 Před 2 lety +2

      Same here, they’ve definitely had this conversation before. I had a serious Deja vu moment

  • @fatmcgee509
    @fatmcgee509 Před 2 lety +8

    She said do you love me I told her only partly, I only love my bed and Eleven, I’m sorry

  • @mikecannon7405
    @mikecannon7405 Před 2 lety

    Oooooo i like the father john misty reference near the end!

  • @miracassidy4802
    @miracassidy4802 Před 2 lety +6

    To me a lot of rappers like Drake are just like high school boys that never matured past that and you hear that in their recent lyrics

  • @rexana_rexana
    @rexana_rexana Před 2 lety +29

    I don't know if it was intentional diss on their part (most likely not), but their description of Harry Styles is kinda the reason i dont like him. Everything he does that is held up as praiseworthy just feels very empty to me, and a lot of it feels like it's just handed to him. The stuff he does isn't truly to hold up any cause, it's because he's bored, and that makes it all the less impactful. Maybe it's just because i've never been someone to obsess over celebrities but Harry Styles in particular i have no love for.
    Also his music is kinda boring to me.
    If you like him, cool, i just don't get it.

  • @Adriana-xp7hl
    @Adriana-xp7hl Před 2 lety +2

    that rent thing though is crazy. i gotta start going out more

  • @wuhoolife
    @wuhoolife Před 2 lety +3

    Drake speaks in TENET.

  • @PeterPartTime
    @PeterPartTime Před 2 lety +2

    Aubrey ‘Got So Many Chains They Call Me Chainning Tatum’ Graham

  • @bummerflip
    @bummerflip Před 2 lety +1

    “I don’t take naps.” - Drake

  • @Alcheme65
    @Alcheme65 Před 2 lety +3

    There is one cringey line drake has said in a song that does make me cringe a lot the line is “you toying with it like happy meal”

    • @koszonet
      @koszonet Před rokem +3

      He just trying to attract his type

  • @theversusverses
    @theversusverses Před 2 lety +3

    did we forget about lil wayne. "weezy f baby and the f is for phenomenal"

  • @meghanarai
    @meghanarai Před 2 lety +8

    you don't know anything about periods and you don't know anything about our consumption of jack harlow

    • @Dyl7x
      @Dyl7x Před 2 lety

      Stay mad

    • @meghanarai
      @meghanarai Před 2 lety +5

      @@Dyl7x it was a joke, it was a direct quote that Noel said in the video....

    • @Dyl7x
      @Dyl7x Před 2 lety

      @@meghanarai lol

  • @johnswizzle4442
    @johnswizzle4442 Před 2 lety +5

    “And I’m coming in with the wap” - drake

  • @MxSiph
    @MxSiph Před 2 lety

    I want to climb of the, top offs - the spongebob egg chicken scene to get the light bulb

  • @baderalharbi8795
    @baderalharbi8795 Před 2 lety +8

    I would like to join the TMG cult

  • @ablur5129
    @ablur5129 Před 2 lety +7

    They gotta listen to J cole lyrics. man loves shit

  • @marcelaflores1407
    @marcelaflores1407 Před 2 lety

    i agree

  • @julianjolts5050
    @julianjolts5050 Před 2 lety

    Semen makes me come back to the song because I always laugh my ass off.

  • @Ivan-cs8tw
    @Ivan-cs8tw Před 2 lety

    I mean, Ye uses the Medulla Oblongata line, shits fire.

  • @AstrologyBae
    @AstrologyBae Před 4 měsíci

    Aye, Jack. You lit!

  • @SebbyWestSide
    @SebbyWestSide Před 2 lety +1

    Drakes always talking about the iPhone

  • @hudsonmcnary5408
    @hudsonmcnary5408 Před 2 lety +2

    Yooo hi Cody

  • @Gigaawhatt
    @Gigaawhatt Před 2 lety

    Hypothetical Jack Harlow
    “ missin meeting w latinas
    They like eeee- jack-u-late “

  • @redjesus1357
    @redjesus1357 Před 2 lety +34

    I think Jack Harlow is playing into typical white stereotypes with those types of lyrics and he's just having fun. Especially seeing everyone freak out and over analyze all of it

  • @MrWybren
    @MrWybren Před 2 lety

    U guys should do one about future his lyrics 😂

  • @buramajatta
    @buramajatta Před 2 lety

    Aye jack you lit😭😭

  • @mattjamesofc
    @mattjamesofc Před 2 lety

    really thought this was gonna turn into drake in the dark knight

  • @sydneyolds3439
    @sydneyolds3439 Před 2 lety +5

    i love how they keep repeating how semen is unlistenable while filming a podcast

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

    Have you ever had a friend go “ay put on that new Drake”?
    Yeah me neither

    • @blakewilkins63
      @blakewilkins63 Před 2 lety +14

      yes 100% I have

    • @Adontheimperfectionist
      @Adontheimperfectionist Před 2 lety +4

      Uh I have actually... plenty of times but I've noticed when a person gets to superstar status they'll be hated no matter what, yet none of you people have met him and actually get to know him, the internet is one gigantic toxic cesspool or more so the media. All these people talk all this shit about Drake but in person they wouldn't say shit, they'd ask for a picture or some shit 😂 all these keyboard "I hate everything" people are as soft as baby shit in person and I put that on me.

    • @venenix
      @venenix Před 2 lety +3

      @@Adontheimperfectionist drakes alt

    • @WhenItsHalfPastFive
      @WhenItsHalfPastFive Před 2 lety +7

      are you guys crazy? You ever been to a party? They always put on Drake, and most people request it. I don't like a lot of his music, but it is ridiculous to pretend he isn't massively liked and popular.

    • @billwayne6775
      @billwayne6775 Před 2 lety +2

      This copyandpasta isn’t a valid for drake . Yes I’ve heard that

  • @codydabest
    @codydabest Před 2 lety

    BARS

  • @mikayla.is.potato3423
    @mikayla.is.potato3423 Před 2 lety +2

    katy perry actually did the Sim thing

  • @Exotoraidz
    @Exotoraidz Před 2 lety

    I am investing early in the "aye Jack you lit" bar

  • @vividist
    @vividist Před 2 lety

    this was surprisingly deep

  • @lukieo1478
    @lukieo1478 Před 2 lety +2

    use me as 'a that sample was in Pure Comedy' button

  • @Marie01165
    @Marie01165 Před 2 lety

    So are we suppose to cancel patron and sub to their site ?

  • @paigegolay9695
    @paigegolay9695 Před rokem

    Just here to confirm sweet semin was a weird line lol

  • @user-ch3cm9xj5g
    @user-ch3cm9xj5g Před rokem

    I agree w Cody 😭😭

  • @doofwarrior5116
    @doofwarrior5116 Před 2 lety

    Peni-Solada might make someone in 7th grade smirk a little, I guess

  • @reubenumana5448
    @reubenumana5448 Před 2 lety

    Tell me those are hexbugs on their coffee table

  • @jillionjangles4177
    @jillionjangles4177 Před 2 lety

    Drake more like drake lalalalalala

  • @evanhoffman63
    @evanhoffman63 Před 2 lety

    Mac miller talks about getting a baby faded then put it back in the labia

  • @shailakumbhare6852
    @shailakumbhare6852 Před 2 lety +3

    Sorry I'm team Cody on this one the word semen just harshes my vibe

  • @prithvisingh7347
    @prithvisingh7347 Před 2 lety +1

    Did u guys just compare harry to prince 😂 lmao

  • @garretthamm5510
    @garretthamm5510 Před 2 lety

    nle choppa new song is a new level of weird bars

  • @benharira1626
    @benharira1626 Před 2 lety +1

    What's a period

  • @baggaflex9675
    @baggaflex9675 Před 2 lety

    jack harlow just came to my college and i can confirm people def went crazy when he said semen

  • @juandedomenico4306
    @juandedomenico4306 Před 2 lety

    IM DEAD

  • @FREE_DRILLY_GZZLY
    @FREE_DRILLY_GZZLY Před 2 lety +11

    cody is the first person ever to say hes looking forward to a jack harlow album, thats crazy

  • @deo8313
    @deo8313 Před 2 lety

    W editor

  • @susuhabibi
    @susuhabibi Před 2 lety +1

    Okay now we need jack harlow on here

  • @Red_Ryan_Red
    @Red_Ryan_Red Před 2 lety

    Learned Simlish lmao

  • @normalyoutube4556
    @normalyoutube4556 Před 2 lety

    you don't know anything about periods and you don't know anything about our consumption of Jack Harlow.

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Před 2 lety

    Guess what ad at the beginning of the video we don't want any of that, we just want funny

  • @mesahnan5316
    @mesahnan5316 Před 2 lety

    Talk about Kendrick Lamar albums plss

  • @garygillespie291
    @garygillespie291 Před 2 lety

    singing telegram?

  • @addiep7743
    @addiep7743 Před 2 lety

    i agree that penis and semen are unlistenable but its just that when youre attractive you can say anything. on a graph there is a positive relationship between being attractive and saying anything you want no matter how weird.

  • @DrewHales
    @DrewHales Před 2 lety

    Drake is not the only one with weird ass lines. Just use Kanye and the scoopity poopity song.

  • @BryceDoesLife
    @BryceDoesLife Před 2 lety +1

    the editing on this is unbelievable

  • @spoidabetch
    @spoidabetch Před rokem

    just to overshare really quick:
    i had an ex who was OBSESSED with sticking his tongue in my belly button, & ofc it made me uncomfortable. THEN he had the audacity one day to complain that he got lint in his mouth!!?
    those are some valid lyrics imo lol

  • @DarkerDuckling1
    @DarkerDuckling1 Před rokem +1

    Anyone who knows lil durk is the king of unlistenable lyrics dude be saying some weird ass shit in some songs

  • @haardikjuneja
    @haardikjuneja Před 2 lety +1

    yo

  • @thisisSPARTAorsprite
    @thisisSPARTAorsprite Před 2 lety +5

    If don’t think Drake can rap listen to 5am in Toronto, headlines, or 4pm in callabas
    Drake has cringe IG “caption rap” but he does it because he knows how to get radio plays and sales to make money.
    But knows how to actually rap and be lyrical as well as rap on ANY beat with any rapper

    • @endgame_1332
      @endgame_1332 Před 2 lety

      callabas

    • @raymondables1909
      @raymondables1909 Před 2 lety

      Drake can definitely rap, but to say his pen can keep up with the best tells me you don’t know hip hop. Jay, 3 Stacks, Big Pun, Lupe and plenty of others I don’t even gotta mention CLEAR Drake when it comes down to their pen game. Where Drake has always outshined his peers is hooks, which he utilizes extremely well to craft radio hits.

    • @thisisSPARTAorsprite
      @thisisSPARTAorsprite Před 2 lety +1

      @@raymondables1909 Dang from one comment you make an assumption of my rap knowledge, while not even naming ab soul or MF doom. I bet Drakes pen could keep up but he likes to make music people enjoy listening to, not music where you have to sit and digest bars. does he have the vast amount of songs/evidence of his pen and boring songs like the artist we named or is he one of the richest most succesful most popular artists ever? I believe he could make songs deep in bars as in evidence of the other songs i mentioned but he cares about bread and his image more then feeding intellecutal rap fans

    • @joebidenjr5902
      @joebidenjr5902 Před rokem

      @@raymondables1909 Drake can easily keep up with Jay Z. Big Pun is more of a lyrical miracle rapper. Lupe is easily the greatest ever when it comes to lyricism.

  • @GlennaAdele
    @GlennaAdele Před rokem

    What about something like.. Imma ayy jack you later

  • @alyndavis
    @alyndavis Před 2 lety

    As a woman, idk. I don’t think this is it. I think it’s moreso the I can go platinum even saying some wild shit, over having a bunch of sex. It doesn’t turn me on to hear it that’s for sure lol.

  • @kingxp3000
    @kingxp3000 Před rokem +1

    It's not weird lyrics, it's just that braindead people think things they can't understand are deep! x'D

  • @Nick-cs4oc
    @Nick-cs4oc Před 2 lety +5

    Y’all just don’t understand, Drake’s a genius! Like he’s gotta be to be the best satirical performer ever. Y’all see his bracelets?!

  • @a.half.cadence
    @a.half.cadence Před 2 lety

    Please listen to CupCakke

  • @rbux1636
    @rbux1636 Před rokem +1

    Come on it's not his fault, he didn't write it. Blame his ghost writers 😩

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Před 2 lety

    Kanye already did a sims song. Scoopity poop.

  • @bon01_
    @bon01_ Před 2 lety +8

    Kanye got some wild bars too just sayin

    • @bon01_
      @bon01_ Před 2 lety

      Love him tho

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 Před 2 lety

      @@sparkie4604 stop making excuses Kanye got a bunch corny and goofy bars that aren’t funny wtf is being “purposely corny”? Drake was being purposely corny in the way 2 sexy video and y’all think he’s being serious

    • @romaretaylor9953
      @romaretaylor9953 Před 2 lety

      @@sparkie4604 well then I’m jealous of your so called “immaculate taste”

  • @zayinghui6282
    @zayinghui6282 Před 2 lety +1

    Drake is the I heard ur a lesbian girl me too guy. Vintage drake was goated. Not anymore lmao