-How do you like you food, sir? -Heart attack Edit: I just wrote this comment 3 months ago and here I am back and I can't believe this got 100k+ likes. Edit 2: This is a joke. A JOKE
i dont think that food is giving anyone a heart attack unless you already weights 400pounds i see nothing wrong with it beside the cheese which is not rly that much considering he ate less than half of it
Yes! They say I'm bad at this because I don't know how to make ramen noodles but I know how to make popcorn and coffee, and don't ask me any more about that...
"This is the kind of food that you eat once, then die of heart attack later." - Uncle Roger (also sorry if I didn't type exactly what he said it's kinda hard to remember)
Also, mayonnaise is already an instrument. Well, the jar is at least. Just use the jar like a drum. Voila! I'm sure you could also find a specific brand's jar and cut holes in it in a very specific way and turn it into a wind instrument, but that's complicated.
"our child is going to be a musician!" "No he's going to be a chef!" *The child:* Guys i commented this 22 hours ago, what isn't even a day. I already have 2k likes. Yes, @SetkoM420, now it's 2.7K.
When mom says:He's going to ba a musician!! 😤😡😤😡😤And Then Dad says:He's going to be a chef honey! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡The child:I'll become both then mom and dad! 😊☺️😊😊😊😊 That ladies and gentlemen is what we call 🌟Musichef🌟
This is what goes on in my brain whenever I have a song stuck in my head and I’m doing something, I always have to click according to the tune on my laptop 😭
-How do you like you food, sir?
-Heart attack
Edit: I just wrote this comment 3 months ago and here I am back and I can't believe this got 100k+ likes.
Edit 2: This is a joke. A JOKE
First bite taste like heaven
Second one takes you there
- Wise person aka LionField
edit:hey 1k
Edit 2: I FIXED IT OK
@@KittyKatt420 😂😂😂😂
i dont think that food is giving anyone a heart attack unless you already weights 400pounds i see nothing wrong with it beside the cheese which is not rly that much considering he ate less than half of it
Am I going to heaven?@@KittyKatt420
@@og_commentor pprobably
This is the definition of, “is mayonnaise an instrument?”
Yes Patrick mayonnaise is an instrument
Horseradish is an instrument too
@@playgames1249*No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
@@POV_No_Fatherand also horseradish isn’t a instrument either
🎉
Crispy on the outside , heart attack in the middle
~Gordan Ramsey
Y que lleva
Гек4😂
6
Ок😂
Some people say the coldest temperature ever recorded anywhere in the universe is at the middle of that “thing”
bro was holding back tears of grease when he did that chefs kiss 💀
ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕤𝕖
6оть
He was fine, not like he actually swallowed any of it. 100% just spat it all out. That's why it's cut together how it is at the end.
@@jayd8091yeah probably I mean it has so much cheese and ham 😭
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😂
"Not very much cheese" his last words 💀
Thanks for the subtitles
@@KDnl2077 Your's Welcome
You called it cheese? 😂😂😂
@@pioterha yes 😅
Oh
" How Would You Like Your Food, Sir?"
" Diarrhea, Please. "
‘The first bite is heaven’ ❤
‘The second will take you there’ 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there."
-Lionfeld
LMAO😂
Not Lionfield though, I think Uncle Roger said that
nah you goin to hell for this one 💀
True
dif people before lionfeld said that before
The chesse part is an speedrun of a heart attack
YOU COPIED MY PROFILE PIC!
@@taniamaratortola4786bro there’s a lot of people with the same pfp. You not the only one. Unless your being sarcastic
yea
@@IdioticVR2632 bro there's a lot jokes on the world.
@@bobi_2137I don’t agree the person who said they copied their pic is whining about some pfp🙄
someone give that heart a medal
The way he played to the beat was so good
True
Ears: Blessed
Eyes: Impressed
Stomach: Deppressed
Heart: Dead
lol
Bowels: BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, JOEY
@@angelaburnett2134😐😐
My stomach is depressed😢
Literally true
Ya know, sometimes I feel like I’m a bad cook… and then I watch stuff like this and realize I ain’t so bad
im sure youre not that bad... i mean your not not giving deadly food like in the vid💀
yup if u are not using CHIPS CANDY CANES AND CHEESE TOGETHER you are at least a lil good, (idk how good u are ofc) and i am also a cook!
Yes! They say I'm bad at this because I don't know how to make ramen noodles but I know how to make popcorn and coffee, and don't ask me any more about that...
Facts bro same here
@@Blackleg-Sanjihe didn’t even put candy canes in the dish😭
The editing on this deserves a Grammy.
This makes me so happy to still see goodness in the world❤❤❤
“Crispy on the outside. Heart attack in the middle.” - Gordon Ramsey
🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🌰🌰🍪🍪🌰🍪🍪🍰🌰🥤🥛🍨🥂🍫🫗🍺🍬
Очень вкусно
Teacher: What instrument do you play?
Me: food
Teacher: 💀
lol
420th like😂😂😂
911th like👽👀☠️
💀💀💀💀
pbfos 😋😋
That 0.1 percent of egg shell👀
The fact he used candy canes 😂😂😂❤❤❤
If the death note turned into food this will be it
What?!
@@Brick-on5fy you will get a heart attack if you just sniff it
Hmm
Light Yagami has joined the chat
😂😂
Mother: You will be a chef
Father: No you will be musician
Him: Chef/Musician
Wow, seven hours ago😊
@@Bendy12350wow 15 mins ago
@@Ilikepizza321wow 36 seconds ago
@@santiagoalfaro7928 wow 37 minutes ago
wow 10 minutes ago
The first part got my brain buffering 💀💀
THE EGGS CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK😭😭😭😭
🥪🟠🟧🧡папимарисспіа́крраа́гплбмщдап9эпсшпддпплаьок до овщшашащклкокщалашадаагадподааашлаашагалаш10\10мтпладпопд
“How would you like your heart attack?”
“Going 90 down the freeway.”
Something Graystillplays would say
lol
@@yeetuslord1104yea
😋😋🤫рвпапю
Npc
Eyes: blessed
Brain: impressed
Stomach:depressed
😂🤣SO true tho
Very true
Stomach : STAWP I DONT WANT A 300000 CALORIE SANDWICH I WANT RICE😭😭
so true XD
ya your a robot
The first bite is heaven.
The second one takes you there.
-Gordon Ramsay
"What instrument do you play?"
"Cook"
“How much heart attack would you like with your meal? “ “ YES”
*how much meal would you like with your heart attack "no" *
More ham more cheese 🧀🍔😎
👇
No
First bite: Oh thats good
Second bite: Oh thats god
third bite: wait this ain’t the restaurant anymore
I exhaled through my nose. Thanks.
@@SchneezLMAOOOO
I like this version of the joke better than "First bite tastes like heaven, second takes you there" actually lmao
Sério isso? Eu sou a única brasileira daqui? E não a gente não vive em uma floresta (pelo menos eu não ).
Why did I laugh at this though 😭
I think my humor is broken
Blind people at intro:💀🔥
"The usual sir?"
"Yes, with a side of kidney stones."
The ham and cheese slap is what i hear from the next door neighbor at three in the morning
AYO
BUT VERY LOUD
BOI WHAT-
Boy what da hell
Ok that caught me off guard🤣
Bro was on life support while trying to eat that💀
Chef: "Not enough cheese..." 😂
Me:" I have more cheese
The guy: Here is the restaurant special: Attack on Heart
Human: 70% water 💦
This guy: 70% cheese 🧀
The poor Pringles😰
This food is very romantic, it goes straight to the heart...
IM WHEEZING
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Bro it's just cheese wdym💀
@@treeandalive1997 that amount of cheese will give u a heart attack
how is bro still breathing
🖕🤟🖐✋🖖👌👌🤌👆👇👇🖕👆👉👈🤙🤟☝☝👎✊👊🤜🤜🤛👊👎👊🤜👏👏🙌👐🤲🤝✍💅🤳🦾🦵👂👃👃💪
A wise man once said: "the first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there"
Nah bro
True
never comment again 🙏
How do you like your food? - rush E
Who said that
Me with 100 packs of lunchables 😂
The way he cuts with the melody thrilled 😂
Dad:be a musician son😊
Mom:no be a chef😮
Meanwhile him:
MOM IM FAMOUS 💯💯
Musicef
@@ttvtla7469 Lol 😂
Muschef
Musicef chain here
doctor
His heart: “if you don’t stop, I will.”
How does this have 76 likes and no comments? I’ll fix that.
Your comment needs 1k likes😔
@@AutumnAum your kind :)
@@AutumnAum awww thanks!
Cholesterol you consume doesnt necessarily enter blood stream
No
The way it looks so good but I know I wouldn’t like it 😭😭😂😂😂
Dad: cook
Mom: pianist
Child:
I feel like this is the equivalent of poisoning someone’s food without poison.
100%.
Йвапггщззыплк
It is, actually this can be said for many meals in those fast food joints
You 666 likes on your comment
😭😭
“How do you like your food sir?”
Him: “rush e”
Edit: DAD IM FAM-
oh right….
More like RUSH to the ER
@@C3H6N6O6.😂
@@C3H6N6O6.holy shit i thought of the exact same thing, i ain't even kidding
@@C3H6N6O6. 💀
@@C3H6N6O6. you read my damn mind
How much cheese would you like sir?
"Oh give me a heart attack amount"
"What instrument do you play?"
"Cooking"
bros cooking it like a rhythm game
Lol your pfp of ramen
“Don’t put too much I’m allergic to chee-“
*Famous last words*
GOD: how did you die?
“That doesn’t matter.”
God: okay, well do you want a slice of chee-
NO
@@user-dq5be3sw9b💀💀
@@user-dq5be3sw9bwhy would god be randomly giving out cheese? 😭
@@Mr101editzbecause he is kind
@@KylaToast_playing_Roblox- you’re right
Mom:he gonna be a chef👨🍳
Dad:No! He gonna be a musician
Him:
“what instrument do you use?”
“food” 💀
The first bite tastes like heaven, the second sends you there
HELP WHATE
Lmfao
Stop being unoriginal
@@DigitalAqua.stop being dumb
@@OreoLandOffical I'm not
The fact he used candy canes 💀💀💀
Ikr 🤣
He did that so the sound was louder I think
@@SH3EPYno. It was so he didn’t cut through the pickle fully, so he could make a cool twist!
왜 젓가락 안씀
Guy, this is to make a mound. You can do the same with potatoes. Plus the lollipops were in film! < |^
Bro really said
✨ Diabetes ✨
He left a piece of egg shell in the eggs!! 😭
Mom: he will be musician
Dad: no, he will be chef
Son: don't worry, I can be both
After he was successful :
Son: hey mom I'm successful
Mom:omg!!
Dad:What job do you have?!
Son:The job that father and mother want!
Son: Musichef
@@Georgi_ebeautiful lol
☻☻☻☻☻
Son: both with heart attack challenger
Waiter: “What would you like today sir?”
Customer: “I’d like a spicy heart attack please!”
LET HIM COOK
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
“First bite is heaven the second one takes you there”. -a wise man
bros the copycat
Yo shout this dude out that dude that stuff looks so good I want to try it
the shorts that come out when I get hungry
I got scared at the beginning, tbh I thought the comments would be a little more wild about that
as a bassist, the triplets with the knife make me very happy
yes
yeahh
одлршдидд
вогшлплр0
Not a bassist but love it also makes the rhythm much more dynamic
those are sixteenths ❤
The way he followed the song with food.......ITS AWSOME🎉🎉🎉
Like yeah ❤❤😱
It is amazing
Why don't they put the song that the song sound more better that's a great song with that
almost all food creators do that
“what instrument do you use?”
“food”
Mum like: where’s all the cheese and ham gone😂
"This is the kind of food that you eat once, then die of heart attack later."
- Uncle Roger (also sorry if I didn't type exactly what he said it's kinda hard to remember)
Ha yaaaaaa
Hiyaaa...
😂😂
BRO ITS NOT Hiya OR Ha ya! ITS HAIYAAA
nuh uh
bro is speedrunning a heart attack 💀
that is disgusting looking
💀💀💀💀💀
Wow so original 😒
Wow so original.... 🎅🏿
THE CANDY CANES!!!😂😂😂
The meat and cheese stacking sounds like me and my grandma at 3.A.M
Bro is making music while cooking 😂
i think he stole from namcook
Food: naaa
Editing: masterclass
@@TheEpicSpikeMan he has his face in the video..
@@TheEpicSpikeMan to be completely honest, i think namcook isn't the first to do it
Me making music with table
Teacher: What Instrument do you play?
Me: Food
Edit: MoM iM FaMoUs
How to steal a comment 101:
Food's are not only delicious, They also have a good taste of music :>
Lol
🧐🧐
não entendi
I was expecting a "Bussin!" at the end of this concoction
-It's so crunchy, what did you put in there?
-Egg shells.
Edit: Wow, that's a lot of likes
and lil chicken bones
"This food goes LITERALLY straight to the heart"
@kosovantifurrybosI don't think we'll have time to find out if they were really pregnant anyway🧐
He inhaled that in on second 😅
So this is what Patrick was talking about.
Also, mayonnaise is already an instrument. Well, the jar is at least. Just use the jar like a drum. Voila! I'm sure you could also find a specific brand's jar and cut holes in it in a very specific way and turn it into a wind instrument, but that's complicated.
"our child is going to be a musician!"
"No he's going to be a chef!"
*The child:*
Guys i commented this 22 hours ago, what isn't even a day. I already have 2k likes.
Yes, @SetkoM420, now it's 2.7K.
Chef musician
He’ll be highly regarded.
Chef tv man
Sort of a chef
When mom says:He's going to ba a musician!! 😤😡😤😡😤And Then Dad says:He's going to be a chef honey! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡The child:I'll become both then mom and dad! 😊☺️😊😊😊😊 That ladies and gentlemen is what we call 🌟Musichef🌟
Dad- “be a musician!” Mom- “be a chef!” Him- musician chef
No no no he’s just a musician
If this is what food looks like to you then it’s too late for yiu
bro, can you just stop commenting this?
@@pumpkinpersonn frr
@@Aviaether773 🤝
@@Aviaether773 i don't think he's a musician either
1 bite "Oh that's good"
2 bite "Oh that's god"
Underrated 😂😂
npc
@@airtaz npc
😂
Overused and cringe
first bite: heaven
second bite: takes you there
I didn't know that cucumbers were a musical instrument😂
That sandwich looks like a health hazard lol
To me it actually looks pretty good 😋🤤👍
me:.. and
“ the first bite tastes like heaven the second one takes you there “ -uncle Rodger
Sandwich??😂
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
💀*Zach choi taking notes aggressively* 💀
노잼노잼노잼노잼노잼
abakbulenamakaidul😠😤💩👹
Bro became Namcook 😅😅😅
Boys felt the pickles being cuted💀
So romantic that it goes straight to your heart❤
and into your heart goes into the hospital!😰
@ANTIUTUBETROLLPOLICE100 😂☠️
And it clogs ur arteries 🩷🩷🩷❤️
How’s it romantic
?
“What instrument do you play?”
“WELLL….. “
FOOD
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@@SkyWalker_596 yes
Is consent a construct?
@@SkyWalker_596WELL DUH
Why'd you even cut that cucumber majestically😂❤
Nah that pickle didn’t do nothing to ya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU WERE THE ONE AT WALMART THAT TOOK THE LAST CAN OF PRINGLES!!!!!😭😭😭
LOL NO I WAS 😂😂😈
cringe@@UnicatAndAxeyForEva
Well did you meet him?
@@danielyt1326 you for got the "i am " infront of your sentence
@@evaaaaatjheee lol
“what instrument do you play?”
“food”
Trueeee
Lol
not gonna lie that really funny
😮 дипломатия,🤔🥜🥒🌶️🥪🍖🍗
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This is what goes on in my brain whenever I have a song stuck in my head and I’m doing something, I always have to click according to the tune on my laptop 😭
What instrument to you play ?
Me: the food 💀
-How do u like food, sir?
-Rush e
Fr
Even the heart attack is confused
Dad: be a pianist!
Mom: be a chef
Him: no problem
WE BOUTTA GET A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Poooooooooooooooooooop
True run
Perfect.Actually this music art and I know that befor this video. makes food also one kind of art.😊
We bout to get our own TLC show with this
💀
This recipe is pure love, it goes straight to the heart
fr
It goes straight to heart attack😂😂😂
LITERALLY 😂
FR BRO
*pure cholesterol
The egg drop was personal 💀