Cology Student | Russell Peters

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • #Tbt Yes I used his accent for my benefit... what did you expect?!🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂 #StandUpComedy #RussellPeters #PrivateFiles #MyPersonalVault #SecretStash

Komentáře • 547

  • @pabloborges8536
    @pabloborges8536 Před 3 lety +151

    You know that you've been watching too many Russell Peters' videos when you know that the Lebanese-Armenian guy's name is Vahak...

  • @mrrocrocmoney3924
    @mrrocrocmoney3924 Před 3 lety +114

    You know he's the best ...he has literally travelled round the world ,seen culture's, languages,he has absolute respect and love for all races and cultures ,jokes aside.. he's a genius ..I thank God for Russell

  • @break4love23
    @break4love23 Před 4 lety +514

    I literally get educated from this guys standup and hes brilliant the stuff he comes up with on the spot.

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 Před 4 lety +5

      Dosent he plan jokes?

    • @MoinKhan-fc4wh
      @MoinKhan-fc4wh Před 4 lety +24

      @@nickevershedmusic8927 yeah he comes on stage with a plan. But his follow-ups with crowd are amazing.

    • @DrMic2112
      @DrMic2112 Před 4 lety

      So he is like Einstein?

    • @user-mf1ss8ho3m
      @user-mf1ss8ho3m Před 4 lety +2

      What did you learn enlighten me.....

    • @seriousperson2065
      @seriousperson2065 Před 4 lety +4

      @@user-mf1ss8ho3m Maybe human psychology and how to charm people? Nothing supernatural about it.

  • @kannanvijayakumar5492
    @kannanvijayakumar5492 Před 4 lety +251

    Many lines will come and go, but "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" will remain a classic.❤️

    • @dmgh85
      @dmgh85 Před 4 lety +1

      thats fenomenal hhhhhhhhh

    • @bobxubo
      @bobxubo Před 4 lety +8

      also "be a man! do the right thing!"

    • @MrLeetwe
      @MrLeetwe Před 3 lety +2

      Take it... and go!

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety +2

      @@bobxubo I love that chinese accent. Tks for reminding me.
      ShishiNi.

  • @mohammedghannam5076
    @mohammedghannam5076 Před 4 lety +765

    The girl who is next to yuri is really pissed off lmao

    • @billlozier5551
      @billlozier5551 Před 4 lety +125

      She doesn't get humor I suppose. What women do?

    • @sweetanila26
      @sweetanila26 Před 4 lety +24

      I noticed that too

    • @Jejak_Pengangguran
      @Jejak_Pengangguran Před 4 lety +41

      Ya man either she is yuri gf or she just doesn’t like this kind of jokes

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 Před 4 lety +32

      Or the girl wished it was HER who Russell "picked on".

    • @Abhilash.T.S
      @Abhilash.T.S Před 4 lety +9

      probably she didn't knew Russel until then .. she is never buying front row seats again in any stand up comedy 🤣🤣

  • @naranonnapha6394
    @naranonnapha6394 Před 4 lety +6

    One of the most well equipped knowledgeable comedian on Earth. It is not easy to pick some random guy and start joking about his or her culture and lifestyle. Brilliant!!

  • @ranjan_v
    @ranjan_v Před 3 lety +124

    Is that an online college or the real one
    Indians in the room: *Damn he knows *

  • @gottfriedpereira3043
    @gottfriedpereira3043 Před 4 lety +140

    The girl is pissed because Russell might accidentally roast her....and she will not be able to accept the humour

  • @Mtarabein86
    @Mtarabein86 Před 4 lety +241

    “Zat is ze questin”

    • @MermanFromRus
      @MermanFromRus Před 4 lety +15

      Ту би ор нот ту би?

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před 4 lety +20

      I am slightly confused why he went From Russian to German lol

    • @thewonderer9551
      @thewonderer9551 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stealthattack2209 Thats what I was thinking 😂

    • @netryd
      @netryd Před 4 lety +3

      @@MermanFromRus затс рил куешн

    • @nelyapinlive
      @nelyapinlive Před 4 lety +2

      @@MermanFromRus ту бир плиз

  • @peet404
    @peet404 Před 4 lety +142

    1:44 the universal look for all ethnic dads who have ever existed ever 😆😆 I'm Armenian and my dad has that look ALL day

    • @dmgh85
      @dmgh85 Před 4 lety +2

      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats funny

    • @amandam8089
      @amandam8089 Před 4 lety +2

      😀😀😀you're to funny..

    • @Albi450
      @Albi450 Před 4 lety +3

      Fellow Armenian agrees 😂

    • @centralbar5542
      @centralbar5542 Před 4 lety +1

      True story 😂😂
      My dad is Albanian; he totally has this look too 😂😂😂 especially when he is telling _wise_ stuff and giving an advice.

    • @peet404
      @peet404 Před 4 lety +2

      @@centralbar5542 oh yeah, never a shortage on the stories and advice 😆 I feel like ethnic dads have the need to give us advice on obvious things. "Son, when you eat. Chew the food first" okay dad I'll remember lol

  • @petrolhead9621
    @petrolhead9621 Před 4 lety +9

    “To be or not to be...” I crack up at that part 😂😂

  • @pp84pp2000
    @pp84pp2000 Před 3 lety +7

    “To be or not to be” 😂 I don’t know how he came up with that!

  • @JC-or5nt
    @JC-or5nt Před 3 lety +9

    Russell: Is it an online college or a real one?
    *COVID-19 has entered the chat*

  • @suunnny49
    @suunnny49 Před 4 lety +140

    Lmao I’m Armenian and wasn’t expecting him to be roasting us

    • @killerdove123
      @killerdove123 Před 4 lety +2

      Why not?

    • @unamilan2978
      @unamilan2978 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi Sanasar Mehrabi, You are Armenian if I say I am Derderian and we speak Turkish as well and I say to you "merhaba" would you understand?

    • @keikoauddy
      @keikoauddy Před 4 lety +1

      @@unamilan2978 Naem

    • @suunnny49
      @suunnny49 Před 4 lety +2

      killerdove I’m not offended lol I was just surprised

    • @sammitra
      @sammitra Před 4 lety +2

      Thought that was something only Turks do?

  • @mosacanite4533
    @mosacanite4533 Před 4 lety +8

    That lady sitting next to Yuri looked like she wanted to punch Russell’s face!😂😂😂😂

    • @Mangafluxgaming
      @Mangafluxgaming Před 2 lety +1

      That was yuris girlfriend dude she was bowing her head to the girlfriend questions

  • @wilangrg6896
    @wilangrg6896 Před 4 lety +174

    Yuri's girl is not happy ..😆

    • @muhahahaaa
      @muhahahaaa Před 4 lety +14

      Siddesh Nair _ you gotta know that Russia is multicultural, we have local Asians

    • @lalbihari6663
      @lalbihari6663 Před 4 lety +7

      muhahahaaa haha.. Russian brother similar in India.. we are very diverse n multicultural.. we got a whole place in India know as northeast dedicated to Asian..we both share border with China, something gotta give in

    • @Jejak_Pengangguran
      @Jejak_Pengangguran Před 4 lety +6

      Free Baluchistan Brigade yo bro china Military try to cross the border and blame your soldiers. Jeez you got 43 of them dead, nice

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx Před 4 lety +4

      @@Jejak_Pengangguran Chinese media GLOBAL times tweeted
      Casualties are on both sides
      They haven't disclosed number of dead Chinese soldiers yet
      Well they didn't disclose about corona death so obviously they will hide their soliders number death

    • @maneshwarsingh8688
      @maneshwarsingh8688 Před 4 lety

      She's probably shit scared that she might get picked up next

  • @oleadsr8186
    @oleadsr8186 Před 4 lety +82

    Hi Yuri! - Hi mr Pidor!

  • @scaleslilly6955
    @scaleslilly6955 Před 4 lety +3

    Hey Russell where u been the world needs u it's burning

  • @anootnapi9247
    @anootnapi9247 Před 3 lety +5

    They should have showed the dad when he did him. That expression is hilarious.

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea Před 4 lety +46

    LOL YESSSSSS NEW VIDEO FINALLY!! 😂🙌🏻💯💯💯💯

  • @nomad4k
    @nomad4k Před 4 lety +4

    That’s some insane improv !

  • @Razear
    @Razear Před 4 lety +35

    "Is that an online one or a real one?" Lmao, this man had to diss his school too.

  • @ismaelvidal1614
    @ismaelvidal1614 Před 4 lety +46

    Last time I was this early Russel still had stories to tell lmfao

  • @piesktoryjezdzikoleja....4140

    Running out of subjects I'm afraid 🙁

    • @johnnybravo2910
      @johnnybravo2910 Před 4 lety +7

      Driving around UK No he is not... This is exactly I want him to keep going... Racial comedy is the best

    • @dude371121
      @dude371121 Před 4 lety +4

      Can’t post material all the time because then you can’t use it anymore

  • @nelyapinlive
    @nelyapinlive Před 4 lety +17

    Good morning, mister Pidor haha!

  • @IBooey
    @IBooey Před 4 lety +4

    Lmao the chicken head right next to him just isn't having none of it

  • @RAJESHKUMAR2
    @RAJESHKUMAR2 Před 4 lety +3

    The world needs Russel during these covid times.

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg Před 4 lety +2

    The girl next to him, didn't even break a smile

  • @HarpreetSingh-ik1mg
    @HarpreetSingh-ik1mg Před 4 lety +50

    U are my boy Russel, but why don’t u have more episodes on prime or Netflix

    • @VARMOT123
      @VARMOT123 Před 4 lety +2

      He released his special on prime few months ago

  • @BlaBlaTalkin
    @BlaBlaTalkin Před 4 lety +3

    I love this guy, never failed to make me laugh ♥️

  • @lakshmikumaravel5185
    @lakshmikumaravel5185 Před 3 lety

    Merciless!!! Comedy is a serious business.

  • @EnjoyCalculus
    @EnjoyCalculus Před 4 lety

    Russell Peters is the best

  • @raindome2323
    @raindome2323 Před 4 lety +6

    That's how the joker was made. Be careful.

  • @kalaisai680
    @kalaisai680 Před 4 lety +2

    The girl on yuri's right is not happy..😂😂

  • @stefan6642
    @stefan6642 Před 4 lety +15

    This is waaay below the level of the old jokes. This video should be called "Killing time on the stage".
    But views and $ keep dripping.

    • @tigranharutyunyan8243
      @tigranharutyunyan8243 Před 4 lety +1

      Half of your life you work for your name then your name starts working for you

  • @menaceteam2514
    @menaceteam2514 Před 4 lety +1

    They put rims on camels bruh 🤣😂 lmfao

  • @kendrickllama9790
    @kendrickllama9790 Před 4 lety +5

    The girl next to the guy was not AMUSED AF

  • @joyfulj1663
    @joyfulj1663 Před 2 lety

    The girl next to Yuri is so serious lol

  • @omambianelson4853
    @omambianelson4853 Před 4 lety +1

    Russell's shows have diverse audience...

  • @AlfieAndare
    @AlfieAndare Před 3 lety

    How, you look BIGGER !!! physically and professionally.
    Saludos desde México.

  • @realguitarshredder
    @realguitarshredder Před 4 lety

    Dude Russell has become a questionnaire

  • @shukriaapso8404
    @shukriaapso8404 Před 4 lety

    New Peters video. It was about time dude 😅

  • @MarkEdwardRom
    @MarkEdwardRom Před 4 lety +4

    Lebanese Armenian putting rims on camel's since 95.

  • @jennykim4208
    @jennykim4208 Před 4 lety

    Love Russell

  • @prasanth029
    @prasanth029 Před 4 lety +13

    Somebody gonna get hurt real bad😊🤣

  • @harnoorsingh9090
    @harnoorsingh9090 Před 4 lety +1

    😎😂😂😂o sir salute to u

  • @Ovhik
    @Ovhik Před 3 lety +1

    I wonder how Russell knows so much about so many cultures!! Brilliant!

  • @salimel-dirani5322
    @salimel-dirani5322 Před 4 lety +1

    By the way there is no desert in Lebanon and it is full of green lands camels can not live in Lebanon, Lebanon has one of the best climates it never gets too hot in Lebanon you can see snow while you are standing on the beach because the high mountains are close to the beach. It is very beautiful country you can see its images on google or youtube or whatever

  • @silverdoeGirl
    @silverdoeGirl Před 4 lety +5

    😂😂😂 Ze poor guy

  • @draco2xx
    @draco2xx Před 2 lety +1

    vahak guy got roasted right after

  • @itsallagame2013
    @itsallagame2013 Před 4 lety +19

    The woman next to the young guy is not impressed at all.

    • @lsd98
      @lsd98 Před 4 lety +8

      Don't like Russell don't come to the show

    • @tailorslow7917
      @tailorslow7917 Před 4 lety +4

      @Rishab Bantiya lol who da f standardized age for comedy? Dont tell me u made it up.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před 4 lety +3

      She probably got roasted before Yuri lol

    • @johnconnor4953
      @johnconnor4953 Před 4 lety +2

      That is because his jokes weren't funny at all. Heck, it wouldn't qualify as a good roast.

  • @jamesmusisca8442
    @jamesmusisca8442 Před 4 lety

    total NUT i laughed so hard i lost all bladder control

  • @cartulio
    @cartulio Před 3 lety +1

    despite the comments here about Russell's aging, weight (who cares, btw) and lack of ideas, in my opinion him roasting people is incredibly funny!

  • @YudraKudra
    @YudraKudra Před 3 lety

    Rims on camels😂😂😂

  • @msprecious3498
    @msprecious3498 Před 2 lety

    Can’t believe he’s 52 in September!

  • @lepakshi123
    @lepakshi123 Před rokem

    These are the videos you give a “like” first , then watch 😅

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před 3 lety

    “What are you taking? ‘Ze bus’.”

  • @patrickkhachab
    @patrickkhachab Před 4 lety +3

    Forever one 🇱🇧 🇦🇲 ❤️

  • @HongFeiBai
    @HongFeiBai Před 4 lety +2

    Cology: the study of colleges.

  • @TheMasoud100
    @TheMasoud100 Před 4 lety

    I want to sit front row seat at his show it would be the most fun.

  • @ihatelordvoldemort5899
    @ihatelordvoldemort5899 Před 4 lety +1

    when he asks where you from. never tell you are from India he will stretch that conversation way to long and you know who will be uncomfortable.

  • @alvignesh
    @alvignesh Před 4 lety +5

    Honestly the guys in front row seats have balls of adamantium .is all am saying .

  • @indrasoebagjo
    @indrasoebagjo Před 3 lety

    After watching Dave Chappelle i get the impression that Russell doesn't go on stage with materials.... He just roasts the audience.

  • @billyc2730
    @billyc2730 Před 4 lety +7

    Where is the old russell!! 😥 .... I can't find any thing Hilarious...what his shows used to be

  • @jeremyemilio9378
    @jeremyemilio9378 Před 4 lety +1

    Where's the full version?

  • @cbejjani
    @cbejjani Před 4 lety

    Hello from Lebanon🇱🇧, you are amazing Russell... We do not have camels in Lebanon.. 😏

  • @volkanaltug6419
    @volkanaltug6419 Před 4 lety

    Way to go Russel 💯👍

  • @abhikdas8464
    @abhikdas8464 Před 4 lety +1

    Chinese chick is scared and acting serious at the same time, just to escape rusell 😂😅

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 Před 3 lety

    1:15 that girl didn't wanna be there

  • @sadiqrocks167
    @sadiqrocks167 Před 4 lety +1

    Why is this guy laughing like an crack 😂

  • @Jejak_Pengangguran
    @Jejak_Pengangguran Před 4 lety +3

    Russel audiences is literally international

  • @amitpalai4654
    @amitpalai4654 Před 4 lety

    Seeing cology I thought pharmacology subject so I clicked 😂

  • @anirudhwarrier1211
    @anirudhwarrier1211 Před 4 lety

    Good one.

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 Před 4 lety +1

    To be or not to be, zat is ze question. Just take it and go.

  • @lisachen1869
    @lisachen1869 Před 4 lety

    The Asian girl is the highlight of this video.

  • @ASURAA93
    @ASURAA93 Před rokem

    Can someone elaborate on the bagorat reference. Thank you.

  • @moonlightea
    @moonlightea Před 4 lety

    Lmfao Santa Monica College 😂😂😂😂

  • @smadeelibrahim
    @smadeelibrahim Před 3 lety

    Rims on Camels 😂😂😂😂

  • @CloudNumber23
    @CloudNumber23 Před 4 lety

    Could someone please tell me, what Bagorat?

  • @lynnforddsouza5759
    @lynnforddsouza5759 Před 4 lety +1

    Today years old wen i learnt cology meand college🤦‍♂️😂

  • @HadyMousa
    @HadyMousa Před 4 lety

    Love 💕 you Russell Peters 🤩

  • @noir3112
    @noir3112 Před 4 lety +1

    Good morning, Mr. Peter Hueueueueueue

  • @lordnarzi4503
    @lordnarzi4503 Před 4 lety

    I'm Asian and my reaction was like that girl sitting beside Yuri. Had no fuckn' clue these were jokes until' people started laughing

  • @satyajitghosh6384
    @satyajitghosh6384 Před 3 lety

    Wavelength 😚😊😅😅😂😂😂

  • @micahs6346
    @micahs6346 Před 4 lety +32

    Russell used to be funny AF.. Looks like he needs to take a break, travel, lose some weight, explore and gain new experiences and new jokes.. Kinda lame with the same jokes over and over again..

    • @TheCornellJunkie
      @TheCornellJunkie Před 4 lety +3

      Yah I really like him but it’s the same jokes.. he used to be witty. I hope he can get back being funny

    • @kathydinh2908
      @kathydinh2908 Před 4 lety +1

      His dogs 🐕 day is over

  • @ravempowers
    @ravempowers Před 4 lety +1

    Tbh this is def not your best work man. Quit tearing that poor guy apart

  • @guillermomontoyo
    @guillermomontoyo Před 4 lety +6

    Russell looks so old now

  • @MrAlex5452
    @MrAlex5452 Před 4 lety

    I love how only the shit part of shitballs is censured 😂

  • @Telepuzique
    @Telepuzique Před 4 lety

    gahd I laffed!

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 Před 4 lety +7

    Russell: "Rims on camels!" 😁 😆
    (Spitting) hell that's a new name for Grand Theft Auto!😊

  • @dr.lakshyamehra3356
    @dr.lakshyamehra3356 Před 4 lety +9

    I need a shawarma 😍

    • @TaylorLee
      @TaylorLee Před 4 lety +2

      And a ride home hahaha 😂

  • @donaldthegreat5809
    @donaldthegreat5809 Před 3 lety

    Zat iz zo gut

  • @FloraSora
    @FloraSora Před 4 lety

    Lol I feel uneducated (even as a college student) because a lot of this humor goes over my head

  • @dededenver9560
    @dededenver9560 Před 4 lety +9

    I wonder in which Goodwill store he found that jacket. It doesn't even begin to fit him. And I wish he could come up with some fresh material. Making fun of audience members is getting old.

    • @noguruespanol
      @noguruespanol Před 3 lety

      I feel sorry for his thyroid problems.. I do hv a family member bloating up the same way. Its tough though!!!

  • @jairar2587
    @jairar2587 Před 4 lety

    Damn russel’s getting deaf!! 😂😂

  • @mohammedsaleh9411
    @mohammedsaleh9411 Před 4 lety

    Never front row 🤣🤣

  • @kamalorazbayev
    @kamalorazbayev Před 4 lety

    What show is it? When was it?

  • @joshuajose504
    @joshuajose504 Před 4 lety

    Tso be or not tso be😂😂😂

  • @showmustgoon5311
    @showmustgoon5311 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for the jokes Russell. Funny about Armenians!

  • @meyerweinstock9567
    @meyerweinstock9567 Před 4 lety

    lost it at 2:43...Armenian, Mexican, you know, those families that populate entire towns...