Messed Up RIDDLES that will make your brain HURT

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  • @paytonpedigo9118
    @paytonpedigo9118 Před 4 lety +32

    This was so funny I accidently spit my drink out

  • @1967buickriviera
    @1967buickriviera Před 4 lety +26

    Couldn’t you just wait for the hot iron to cool? It would have to cool into a door handle soon.

    • @Lumine-Chan
      @Lumine-Chan Před 2 lety +2

      When I looked at all the doors I first thought just kick any door open I thought that until I saw the gloves so I guess I can relate to this🤣🤣

    • @Clown21105
      @Clown21105 Před 2 lety +2

      ◼️✅📝📝📝📝🖍

    • @Clown21105
      @Clown21105 Před 2 lety +1

      ✒️🖋🖤🖤🖊◼️◾️♣️♠️⚫️🏴🔪📞🎥📀💿📟 would you rather 🔪or 👩👨🏽‍🦱👱👩🏻‍🦲🧔🏾‍♂️👩🏻‍🦳👨🏽‍🦲🧓🏽🧑🏻‍🦳👩‍🦱

    • @BENSONBOONEEYESONYOU
      @BENSONBOONEEYESONYOU Před rokem +1

      we don't got time for that

    • @MarcusErickson
      @MarcusErickson Před rokem +1

      It was probably being heated from the other side

  • @Karaza_Arts1
    @Karaza_Arts1 Před 2 lety +27

    wen he said "full of white people" i laughed loudly😂😂😂

  • @macipatton6844
    @macipatton6844 Před rokem +4

    I like the way every time he says”GET THAT OUTTA HEREE”it’s so funny😂

    • @LetterA19w
      @LetterA19w Před 9 měsíci

      thats what i say every day cuz if i see something *Sus* i like OH SHIT IM GONNA GET MYSELF OUT OF HERE

  • @zxrevey4046
    @zxrevey4046 Před 4 lety +13

    6:42, rubber is an excellent insulator to elextricity

  • @NotYourAverageTyler
    @NotYourAverageTyler Před 4 lety +51

    Who else Loves Matt?!
    👇🏽
    I make basketball content and I’m trying to grow✊🏽❤️

  • @snyper1ad
    @snyper1ad Před 2 lety +9

    These riddles are a little 2 easy except for the kidnapper one that was hard I thought lol

  • @boobsiki
    @boobsiki Před 2 lety +2

    I love that part you say get that out of here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomthings9926
    @randomthings9926 Před 4 lety +12

    Does he know that the original color of carrots when they were first a thing was actually purpleish blue, which was basically what those carrots were

    • @elviraandante7408
      @elviraandante7408 Před rokem

      wrew5243retwet2432tetw523q4rwrqee524hs5ars5sg4wewdrw5reds6re5wfdr6ystsxhxcgcgtdtywdrwx x curd vd cvdc scrwdfg v cvscdcwfdcs d dvcdvdvdsfcsv cvcdgsdfgcdvsc s scfsftwdfxw

    • @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul
      @The_Tenmas_have_my_soul Před rokem

      Why did they change color?

  • @kimberlybattle4132
    @kimberlybattle4132 Před 4 lety +6

    I love it when he says get that outta here😂😂😩

  • @Lrt1_321
    @Lrt1_321 Před 3 lety +2

    8:08 she got a message that says "hi"

  • @carleighbeth7790
    @carleighbeth7790 Před 2 lety +1

    10:18 "Two Kids in a Class Room With Some Creepy Dude"

  • @bonnieteam1019
    @bonnieteam1019 Před 4 lety +10

    8:20 it’s B because on the camera, someone texted her saying “Hi ❤️”. She is finding someone else

    • @clarachascona
      @clarachascona Před 4 lety

      BonnieTeam101 your right but that means a is gonna divorce

    • @bonnieteam1019
      @bonnieteam1019 Před 4 lety

      Don’t judge, Thank you so much for saying that. I just realized that I put b instead of a, I meant a tho so yeah

  • @sl_myst1cgaming616
    @sl_myst1cgaming616 Před 3 lety +3

    Old memes suck But when you say them there 10 times funnier and better. Keep up the good work

  • @rachelm9311
    @rachelm9311 Před 2 lety +1

    I love Riddles so much please make more.

  • @strawberrysquad19strawberr3

    At 9:16 i would pick get bullied every day because that already happens to me

  • @pizzaslice8357
    @pizzaslice8357 Před 4 lety +4

    I love the videos nerver stop making them! 😁

  • @jakubpajda9006
    @jakubpajda9006 Před 4 lety +32

    8:23 it's A because the girl got a 'hi❤️' message from Someone

  • @user-jx3yp1qw3j
    @user-jx3yp1qw3j Před 7 měsíci +7

    Team Jesus, in the comments❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉❤❤

  • @castanedatina
    @castanedatina Před 2 lety +6

    you make me laugh all the time

  • @riauy5109
    @riauy5109 Před 3 lety +9

    8:08 its A because the girl phone has someone texting her saying "Hi ❤️"

    • @gabyjimenez6370
      @gabyjimenez6370 Před rokem

      Yea

    • @stop9580
      @stop9580 Před rokem

      Yea, but anybody can do that My friend texted me that does she like me but yeah you probably got it right

  • @qxd3784
    @qxd3784 Před 4 lety +32

    10:22 “wHerE’s AfrICA?!”
    (Also, I literally got them all correct, besides the ones that say ‘comments’)

  • @greythedog793
    @greythedog793 Před 2 lety +1

    Grailed? Sounds like, grilled 😎

  • @breelaplayzz8878
    @breelaplayzz8878 Před 2 lety +3

    “You better get that outta here” -Dang Matt Smith 2021-

    • @IlyDripz
      @IlyDripz Před 2 lety

      Hierarchical

    • @IlyDripz
      @IlyDripz Před 2 lety

      How

    • @lillythedon8536
      @lillythedon8536 Před 2 lety

      I am know what
      Ugly
      PoopPoo poo poopoopooPooPooPooPooPooPooPooPooPooPooPooPoo poo poo poopy butt

    • @lillythedon8536
      @lillythedon8536 Před 2 lety

      @@IlyDripz A
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      Dodkcls
      The only reason I play with this I love thi

  • @ItzBarBieJay
    @ItzBarBieJay Před 4 lety +34

    When he said their outfits
    Me looking at my outfit thinking thinking
    "I KNOW MY STUFF ANIT ULGY!"

  • @preetrayat4851
    @preetrayat4851 Před 4 lety +4

    I see you with the fresh cut! Looking good man!

  • @caisenwalls583
    @caisenwalls583 Před 2 lety +4

    Love your videos keep it up ❤️❤️💕🥰😘😍

  • @lcdferari7580
    @lcdferari7580 Před 2 lety +5

    Love your vids keep it up

  • @attiyashoaib1
    @attiyashoaib1 Před 4 lety +18

    I love your videos matt your a great person and keep doing what you doing making children happy

  • @tableseasoning
    @tableseasoning Před 4 lety +7

    Love the video please make more of these!

  • @user-nw2oy9hc4x
    @user-nw2oy9hc4x Před 2 lety +1

    If squid game was actually riddles

  • @Evolution90748
    @Evolution90748 Před rokem +2

    YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HEREEEEEE!

  • @Skitticat8
    @Skitticat8 Před 4 lety +64

    Me: ima start my diet
    Me again: i just ate McDonald's three times in a row

  • @gachafan1441
    @gachafan1441 Před 3 lety +17

    Bruh i love your beginning

  • @JustSam09
    @JustSam09 Před 2 lety +1

    The title: Messed Up RIDDLES that will make your brain HURT
    Me: My brain didn't hurt

  • @redjack5674
    @redjack5674 Před 4 měsíci

    4:45 LOL

  • @yourmoms_gossipfacebook.fr7502

    Who's been a fan of Matt before 2020
    👇
    👇
    👇 I know I have😊

  • @xenasameh9598
    @xenasameh9598 Před 4 lety +7

    8:17
    I think it's A because while she was taking the picture , a notification appeared on her phone (a love message saying Hi♥️)

    • @dmxoxo.7100
      @dmxoxo.7100 Před 4 lety +3

      Your so smart I saw that it was some sort of dating site or something

    • @xenasameh9598
      @xenasameh9598 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dmxoxo.7100 thank you so much

  • @tailsgamez772
    @tailsgamez772 Před 2 lety +1

    Matt: there is a dog in the tree
    Me: what the dog doing

  • @Armystayforlife466
    @Armystayforlife466 Před 3 měsíci

    Everything is normalised on this channel that's why I love it

  • @Chdandrea
    @Chdandrea Před 3 lety +17

    Sometimes I sit on a bench at my school thinking I wanna be the only person in the world 😔 and then I cry

  • @TheChosenSuccesor
    @TheChosenSuccesor Před 3 lety +5

    Dsngmattsmith:*reads what's wrong here
    dangmattsmith:you clothes
    Me:hahaha lol

    • @joannaostrowska5242
      @joannaostrowska5242 Před 2 lety

      Dang matt Smith you are cool and I want your merch and you make me laugh

  • @Nexuk0.Ch4n
    @Nexuk0.Ch4n Před 2 lety

    That funny when dang Matt smith say you not gonna tell me🤣

  • @Kaursandeep8626
    @Kaursandeep8626 Před 3 lety +9

    The number B because when they were taking a picture someone was sending a message with a heart ❤

  • @yourlocalswiftie1989
    @yourlocalswiftie1989 Před 4 lety +19

    8:19
    A will divorce because she got a notification from a ❤ and her husband/boyfriend isnt on his phone. ChEaTeR!

  • @dannicoombe5466
    @dannicoombe5466 Před 4 lety +78

    Damn, 31 people were first. But...
    That was a lie wasn't it everyone, because Matt was first.

  • @kevinlaws9434
    @kevinlaws9434 Před 2 lety +1

    There’s another game that you said was cool you have a lot of favorites I love your videos I subscribe to them I always watch them you’re really the only person I watch on CZcams

  • @StarWarsFan07
    @StarWarsFan07 Před 2 lety +1

    That boy on fumnail looks like grew whe n hd was a child from the minions 😆

  • @jjjj971
    @jjjj971 Před 3 lety +3

    At 6:48 you could just kick all the doors down

  • @dannysprague4291
    @dannysprague4291 Před 4 lety +7

    Love your vidsceep it up. When I'm sad I cheer me up.

  • @itachiuchiha8338
    @itachiuchiha8338 Před 2 lety +1

    Yo he can go through the electric door too right?

  • @bilaljawara7967
    @bilaljawara7967 Před 2 lety

    When he said that what is wrong here? Their outfits. I spilled Fanta on my bed 🛌 it was so fricking funny

  • @nazlimottalebi7330
    @nazlimottalebi7330 Před 3 lety +18

    1:00
    “GUYS IM FROM THE FUTURE TO TELL YOU THE MOST AMAZING *APP* *IN* *THE* *GAME* !”
    ~Dangmattsmith~20??

    • @bettysmith9569
      @bettysmith9569 Před 3 lety

      But its 2020 rn???

    • @nazlimottalebi7330
      @nazlimottalebi7330 Před 3 lety

      betty Smith i know, but I couldn’t bother to see when he posted it. That’s why I put 20??

    • @korio468
      @korio468 Před 3 lety

      It’s a joke (I hate it when people have to explain the joke when the joke was so funny)

  • @hawkeyeBLS
    @hawkeyeBLS Před 4 lety +7

    Matt: dont poor shame people
    Me: I dont think that's how logic works

  • @igbayilolakareem8503
    @igbayilolakareem8503 Před rokem

    'Man you need to get that outta here'.
    -DangMattSmith

  • @Jrns11
    @Jrns11 Před 2 lety +3

    Hehehe me laughing at matt he gets many points and being like this" get it outta here" 😂

  • @christmascreeper5027
    @christmascreeper5027 Před 4 lety +34

    Matt:Who is poor
    Me:Your Mom
    Audience:OHHHHHHH!
    Me:Just to be clear I was talking about the person who made the riddles,not Matt’s mom

  • @elm1818
    @elm1818 Před 4 lety +8

    On Eric’s jacket it says fat and he is fat lol 😂

  • @gooseontheloosee
    @gooseontheloosee Před 3 lety +4

    Him: affordable items for everyone
    Me looking at it:210

  • @iiargel2595
    @iiargel2595 Před 2 lety +4

    9:40 I don't even eat a pizza in my whole intire life 🤣

    • @ajm9277
      @ajm9277 Před 2 lety

      how have you lived

    • @Ch1ld3
      @Ch1ld3 Před 2 lety

      I’ve eat pizza before but I don’t really like it

  • @emilyhebert7725
    @emilyhebert7725 Před 4 lety +51

    Everytime i,m sad i watch dang mat smith because he makes me laugh his vids are j-j-just AWESOME

  • @sebastiansosa8781
    @sebastiansosa8781 Před 3 lety +19

    Never judge a book by its cover

  • @auaz8850
    @auaz8850 Před 2 lety

    5.14 Find the "P" its on the toilet. 😂😂😂

  • @naturerelaxation5773
    @naturerelaxation5773 Před 2 lety +1

    the kid on the right eating the carrot from the snowman

  • @kiddk9369
    @kiddk9369 Před 4 lety +42

    Did anyone see the word fat on Eric's jacket 🤣😆😄

  • @hellenkellergaming1728
    @hellenkellergaming1728 Před 4 lety +25

    "the old man proly doesnt even know he farted" felt that

    • @jessijessijessiful
      @jessijessijessiful Před 4 lety

      okie

    • @hellenkellergaming1728
      @hellenkellergaming1728 Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @therealspoder-man3007
      @therealspoder-man3007 Před 2 lety

      Flood is the best way out here in a couple weeks so we have no 👎🏻 for it now and it will be so much better to go to my friends room I am not working so I’m sad sorry 😣 is ok 👌👍🏻 is not coming home 🏡 can come I am not here I don’t have a ride to gthe ghouse or anything I

  • @firegodzilla6899
    @firegodzilla6899 Před 2 lety +2

    What the hell there's a dog in the tree that dogs are going to hurt himself or maybe he's going to land that would be good

  • @whitestonesalestonyfasano6567

    It was funny when he said not bule carrot soup then smurf boy said I do

  • @lagimaaobrumfield5870
    @lagimaaobrumfield5870 Před 4 lety +4

    I love his vids so fricking much cause hes funny🤣🤣😂
    I live this one too

  • @feysal336
    @feysal336 Před 3 lety +23

    Love watching your videos,keep up the good work 👍👍👍👍

  • @j.isaiah2439
    @j.isaiah2439 Před 2 lety

    You killed puppies for pizza, who says you're ever going to eat pizza again

  • @deffo-not-maddie3573
    @deffo-not-maddie3573 Před 2 lety +10

    You always make me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @eunicemarshall9260
    @eunicemarshall9260 Před 4 lety +16

    These are some really funny riddles, i watch em everyday

  • @toastedtomato_gamer2260
    @toastedtomato_gamer2260 Před 3 lety +58

    I love when he goes RASICM DISCRIMINATION!😂😂

  • @Lumine-Chan
    @Lumine-Chan Před 2 lety +1

    Dan matt smith I have one thing to say when I looked at your background you like pokemon your awesome😇😇

  • @dejidurojaye2768
    @dejidurojaye2768 Před 2 lety +1

    Can we just go back to the riddles

  • @aiah0413
    @aiah0413 Před 4 lety +6

    The boy is eating in the right his a caroot in the snow mans nose. Duh.

  • @julianmunoz2608
    @julianmunoz2608 Před 3 lety +13

    Yo bro those shorts they the bom

  • @Kate-db7bm
    @Kate-db7bm Před 2 lety

    Love the prices fit for everyone the first one said 210$

  • @blah439
    @blah439 Před rokem

    When he said he doesn’t want to be lonely he already is

  • @joycejessica2273
    @joycejessica2273 Před 3 lety +10

    I like when dang say get that out of here

  • @alexisneuhauser6204
    @alexisneuhauser6204 Před 4 lety +44

    Matt: “ Bye bye puppies”
    Me: 😳🥺🥺🥺🥺😩😩🥺😩😩😩NOOOOOOO

  • @katherinegonzalez3365
    @katherinegonzalez3365 Před 2 lety

    Bro when I was eating chocolate I was laughing so much

  • @jaxonrhea6745
    @jaxonrhea6745 Před 10 měsíci

    I picked dumb over death because Dumb can affect you if you're already dumb

  • @itz.toca.bellatriqx
    @itz.toca.bellatriqx Před 3 lety +9

    One of the riddles: "A kidnapper drifted to town and took children."
    Me pretending to be the parent: "It's been so long~, Since I've last seen my son lost to this monster, from the man behind the s l a u g h t e r."

    • @CL1MB3R_RAHHHH
      @CL1MB3R_RAHHHH Před 3 lety

      i legit know how this one lyric goes and i am just singing it in my room

  • @bianncataylor6419
    @bianncataylor6419 Před 4 lety +15

    This is a great video! Oh how am I kidding all your vids are good!👍🏿

  • @noxthegreat09
    @noxthegreat09 Před 2 lety +2

    10:30 XD

  • @zhniasmoore4350
    @zhniasmoore4350 Před 2 lety

    I love your videos so much they make me laugh so so much lol😃😃🤣🤣

  • @heathercarlson5554
    @heathercarlson5554 Před 3 lety +18

    3:22 a smirth comes up and says i do! Lol

  • @benbowkami
    @benbowkami Před 4 lety +4

    Love these riddles videos

  • @geaninalupan7567
    @geaninalupan7567 Před 2 lety

    Matt:Dora the explora me:Hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chilaandfriends9083
    @chilaandfriends9083 Před 2 lety

    5:12 me sitting on the toilet like 😃

  • @thomasle7253
    @thomasle7253 Před 4 lety +13

    9:12: *”Get bullied everyday”*
    Me: **starts crying**
    Why I was crying: That me *EVERY* day

    • @tiaarcher4180
      @tiaarcher4180 Před 3 lety

      Really?

    • @fykidne
      @fykidne Před 3 lety +1

      Gg

    • @fykidne
      @fykidne Před 3 lety +1

      I’m going to get some stuff

    • @fykidne
      @fykidne Před 3 lety +1

      How does C kidnap a little too and it’s not supposed to make sense because it’s a dad joke

    • @zoiyz1772
      @zoiyz1772 Před 3 lety

      Ur not the only one

  • @carolinederooij3302
    @carolinederooij3302 Před 3 lety +10

    Git that out of here 😂🤣😂🤣👊🏽

  • @mimiplays9169
    @mimiplays9169 Před rokem

    dogs dont die because we keep them save and healthy

  • @RockenGangster
    @RockenGangster Před rokem

    TAKE THE PUPPIES
    DANGMATTSMITH

  • @gizzleboi7901
    @gizzleboi7901 Před 3 lety +19

    Laughed so hard when he said,”Hitler farted!”

    • @ceciflores2523
      @ceciflores2523 Před 3 lety

      I also laughed a little when he said “Hitler farted”

    • @literallypcdude7706
      @literallypcdude7706 Před 3 lety

      (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @jibblyjubbly
      @jibblyjubbly Před 3 lety

      Same I laughed this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 much

  • @masterchief5980
    @masterchief5980 Před 4 lety +12

    Did Anyone see the word fat on Eric’s jacket 😂😂

  • @meliaemma2750
    @meliaemma2750 Před 2 lety

    Who loves when he say get that out of here !! Yaaa