Berliner here, trains are actually pretty good, but complaining about public transport is a bit of a hobby for people here ;) (and sometimes they do fail, yes)
@@Somebody0utThere Hamburger here. Nobody asked and nobody cares. It is a joke that you try to put sense in because you feel the urge to argue against a stereotype. In a video that is solely based on stereotypes. Next please explain to me that not every second person in Berlin is a pierced punk or DDR descendant.
I keep re-watching this again and again, it just has a weird surreal vibe to it, with the music and the slightly moving faces that silently stare the camera, one character says something to the other and then no reply and nothing is happening, feels like a fever dream
Heres the list of all archetypes in order. Correct this if im wrong. Hagrid: The bouncer of a popular club. (not Boerghain) Harry 1: The awkward goth guy you knew from school. Ron: Suffering from PTSD because he lives in Berlin. Hermione: Privileged upper class girl. (probably lives in Charlottenburg or Prenzlauer Berg) Filch: Born in Berlin-Mitte, he hates every tourist. (the "tourist" moved there 15 years ago) Snape: Depressed because he lives in Berlin OR the awkward goth guy you knew from school but 30 years older. Dobby: saw every techno club from the inside and went to every rave. Has every known drug in his system. Dumbledore: The old guy who has seen everything and knows everyone. Humble man because he used to be homeless. McGonagall: Snobby Lady with a rich husband. (lives in Grunewald) Malfoy: Snobby Lady's snobby son. Harry 2: the awkward goth guy you knew from school after he quit being a goth. (smokes a lot of weed now) Bellatrix 1: Dobbies customer. Everyone in her University knows some stories about her. Bellatrix 2: Brat from a smaller city. Recently moved to Berlin because she wants to feel the City. Voldemort: Born in Berlin, became a lawyer. Enjoys going to KaDeWe. Harry 3: The only german kid in a school in Neukölln.
Entschuldigung Woe ist die schmutzten nutte mit großem brüste im dies Stadt un hast sie Drogen zur verkauften. Im zwei Stunden mein Familie wilst suchen mich die Zeit ist reif
At least the ai know that a Professor should always look sophisticated or their student won't respect him. And Draco should dress sharp and sophisticated because he's born rich!
So if Hagrid is Sven Marquardt, does this mean that Harry receives a letter from Berghain, inviting him to a party but the Dursleys won‘t let him go because Petunia‘s sister died from an overdose in Berlin after she had received her invitation and started hanging out with the „wrong“ crowd?😂
as someone who lives in berlin and just spent an entire weekend going to clubs and being high on multiple substances with my friends, I can confirm we all looked exactly like this
As a German, I am surprised how much natural character the german voice overs have. It's almost like you know the people, they are representing! Again very well done!
@@marcbeaton2107 omg same!!! cancelled my train and didn't even bother telling the customers about it. What should have been a 2 hr ride turned into 12 hrs of train hopping to get us to our destination.
I suppose you don't care much for electronic music genres but techno would've been too childish in an underground rave 😄 they'd have their moms drive them there and come pick them up too. Except for Harry of course. At least that's how I view Techno. Progressive hard electro is more what I'd associate german underground rave with. Sorry if I come off as a condescending asshat, I don't mean to be. Cheers 🍻 Also I'm no expert on the topic.
@@Hotchpotchsoupidk minimal techno sounds pretty dark and dope to me, check out fear and loathing in berlin mixtape and lmk if you still think that sounds childish
@@Hotchpotchsoup are u serious? techno is like og underground rave genre and berlin is like THE capital of techno. "progressive hard electro" this doesnt even make sense... i doubt u know what techno actually means
The train announcement in the background says that no trains are running between Straußberger Platz and Alexanderplatz and people have to take the bus replacing the train. Very accurate. 😂
@@dariuszmarcinkowski7191 Well I don't, it's a regional Berlin-thing. Also public transports tend to be a little chaotic in Germany, hence the constant announcments of "Ersatzschienenverkehr" in the background.
@@dariuszmarcinkowski7191 no it's more like "Ken" but you stretch the "e". It's not pronounced like the "e" in the english word "keen" but really more like "Ken" with a long e
like Kayne. I'm an Indian learning German and our teacher had once mentioned that Berliners pronounce the ei like that and I caught up on the joke instantly :)
For everyone who doesn't know who that person is: He is the doorkeeper of the popular Berghain club (mentioned by Hermione) and also played a role in John Wick chapter 4
I'm crossing my fingers for Breaking Bad but in Berlin because I can already see half the cast clearly in my mind and I wonder if that lines up with what the AI throws out.
As someone from berlin myself i can say: Yes some Bezirke are definitly better than others. And the ones who think they are the greatest are defenitly not - much like most of Slitherins
What surprises me most is how German the faces look. There is a clear visual character. I'm German, and everyone here looks like a mixture of the Harry potter actors and me 😂
Also Mr. Filch watching Tagesschau (the biggest news broadcast on German tv which exists for more than 50 years) in his rundown janitor apartement, is the most German janitor thing ever. 😂😂
"HARRY DID YOU SPRAY YOUR NAME ON THE BERLIN WALL?!?", Dumbledore asked calmly.
😂😂😂👍
👌👌👌
...Dumbledore yelled calmly
Make the Berlin wall great again
wasn't illegal
at least on the western side
I love the constant background announcements that trains aren't working LOL the most accurate depiction of Berlin
The trains haven't run on time since the 30s /s
although the announcements in the video are nowhere near monotone enough
Berliner here, trains are actually pretty good, but complaining about public transport is a bit of a hobby for people here ;) (and sometimes they do fail, yes)
@@Somebody0utThere Hamburger here. Nobody asked and nobody cares. It is a joke that you try to put sense in because you feel the urge to argue against a stereotype. In a video that is solely based on stereotypes. Next please explain to me that not every second person in Berlin is a pierced punk or DDR descendant.
@@Somebody0utThereTrue that :) Tho the S46 and Ringbahn today.... urgh
lol "Die Kinder vom Bahnhof 9 3/4"
Genau daran musste ich auch denken 😅
Ahahaha exactly!
Musste auch daran denken 😂
Das ist krak
So what we learned is that Bellatrix is everyone's crush and Dobby is everyone's nightmare
😂😂😂bruh I'm dying
As a Berliner I can confidently say that I crossed paths with every one of these characters at least once in my life
There is only like two dozen archetypes of extravagant or alternative people.
You see most of them on a daily basis.
Even dobby?
even dobby.@@the_idiotic_idiot
@@the_idiotic_idiot All shaved gay guys, who life their liberation at parties with lots of drugs and fetish sex? yeah, there's quite a few in Berlin.
Dobby looking like an average Berliner
I'm pretty sure I've seen this exact dude at some raves
@@Khrad9He looks like that dude from the legendary 1997 Berlin rave video.
@@elementfightersname of the video please
to be honest , he looks like a dutch gabber head from the mid 90s. 😛 have you ever been mellow......
I was searching for that comment!!!!🤣
I keep re-watching this again and again, it just has a weird surreal vibe to it, with the music and the slightly moving faces that silently stare the camera, one character says something to the other and then no reply and nothing is happening, feels like a fever dream
Are you telling me I was not tripping on acid while watching this...
Heres the list of all archetypes in order. Correct this if im wrong.
Hagrid: The bouncer of a popular club. (not Boerghain)
Harry 1: The awkward goth guy you knew from school.
Ron: Suffering from PTSD because he lives in Berlin.
Hermione: Privileged upper class girl. (probably lives in Charlottenburg or Prenzlauer Berg)
Filch: Born in Berlin-Mitte, he hates every tourist. (the "tourist" moved there 15 years ago)
Snape: Depressed because he lives in Berlin OR the awkward goth guy you knew from school but 30 years older.
Dobby: saw every techno club from the inside and went to every rave. Has every known drug in his system.
Dumbledore: The old guy who has seen everything and knows everyone. Humble man because he used to be homeless.
McGonagall: Snobby Lady with a rich husband. (lives in Grunewald)
Malfoy: Snobby Lady's snobby son.
Harry 2: the awkward goth guy you knew from school after he quit being a goth. (smokes a lot of weed now)
Bellatrix 1: Dobbies customer. Everyone in her University knows some stories about her.
Bellatrix 2: Brat from a smaller city. Recently moved to Berlin because she wants to feel the City.
Voldemort: Born in Berlin, became a lawyer. Enjoys going to KaDeWe.
Harry 3: The only german kid in a school in Neukölln.
Malfoy: Snobby-lady's snobby son.🤣🤣👍
Appropriately, as soon as Dobby's free, he goes to a rave.
Dressed as a twink 😂
He looks like exactly like that bald rave guy from England :D
All that ketamine has thinned him out.
Kopfnuss Kalli, tzia
Dobby is the coolest
“Dobby ist frei!”
*immediately gets zonked on drugs at a rave*
Classic first time Berlin experience.
dobby was zooted asf 😂
Entschuldigung Woe ist die schmutzten nutte mit großem brüste im dies Stadt un hast sie Drogen zur verkauften. Im zwei Stunden mein Familie wilst suchen mich die Zeit ist reif
I don't blame him!
This is pure genius. The fashion, the music, backgrounds, aesthetics... COME ON
Never thought I needed German Bellatrix Lestrange in my life, but here we are.
As someone who has never been to berlin i can tell you that this is exactly how it is there
East Berlin
As a 100% Berliner, I believe you
@@binweizang758 the other part isnt interesting enough to count
My potato brain is confused
These are the expert opinions I'm here for on my search for the truth by doing my own research.
I suppose Voldemort, Snape, Draco, and Professor McGonagall will always be Balenciaga no matter what universe they are in. 😂
Immer.
I would even say that they came to Hogwarts from Berlin.
Positive from Western part, negatives from Eastern 😂
@@stanleyconnor6898 Actually, that makes sense 😂
At least the ai know that a Professor should always look sophisticated or their student won't respect him. And Draco should dress sharp and sophisticated because he's born rich!
Luxury brands are classic villain symbols.
The Berghain line is really clever - it's criticising foreign pronunciation, so it's kind of a double commentary on Berlins exclusivity
...and "foreign pronunciation" means here: Swabian German - that's just the icing on the cake :)
@@janwalter4051oh right, cool!
Song; Lying to Robots · This Other Space
Thanks
dude THANK YOU!
Anytime!@@AramZero
Dobby raving full on drugs is just peak, especially the background music changing, his jaw moving, just amazing. 11/10.
Dobbie had too many pills lmao
Dobby looks like Moby in 90s :)
Dobby is freeee
@@Oxyleya Dobby ist frei😆😆😆😆😆😆
Dobby making the most of his freedom in Das Club.
"You'll soon find out that some districts are better than others" 😂, i'm crying
Even AI knows Spandau sucks
@@SoguweHAHAHAHA
One of my favourite parts as well
@@Soguwe vonallen Bezirken ist Spandau am besten. Außer Staaken und Lynarstr.
@@Soguwe *raises angry fist in spandauian*
No way you have to be a German. The background announcements are WAY too accurate.
This video came precisely at the right moment in my life. Much needed, much appreciated.
So if Hagrid is Sven Marquardt, does this mean that Harry receives a letter from Berghain, inviting him to a party but the Dursleys won‘t let him go because Petunia‘s sister died from an overdose in Berlin after she had received her invitation and started hanging out with the „wrong“ crowd?😂
Seems reasonable
Lol 😂😂😂
her sister still died not at Berghain but in Berlin, and was still killed by Voldemort, either a dealer or stabbed
Honey wake up, new Harry Potter lore just dropped
@@HarryFan110Better fanfiction than that one Malfoy romfic
Oh, god everything was just so on point, especially Filch with his "Verdammte Touris".
Hatter halt Recht
That‘s what I‘m thinking everytime I‘m travelling with the „S-Bahn“ at the City Center. 😏
is no one gonna mention that he's watching the tagesschau?? best detail
@@severainn1574Filch is just 100% accurate, not even a hint of irony
Dumbledoor: Berlin. After all this time?
Snape: Always
as someone who lives in berlin and just spent an entire weekend going to clubs and being high on multiple substances with my friends, I can confirm we all looked exactly like this
There is not one AI generated version of Bellatrix i feel not instantly in love with.
Ai gone wild.
Same
Bellatrix at that rave scene was an absolute vision
wow, the same thought I had
It’s a disgrace how little screentime Bellatrix has in the movies
As a German, I am surprised how much natural character the german voice overs have. It's almost like you know the people, they are representing! Again very well done!
Thanks a lot!
Realtalk man glaubt echt nicht das das AI ist, soger das Berlinern haha
Even with dialect
its probably an ai selected in the program for the video.
And of course, with Betriebsstörung 😂
I love how Ron Weasley is just a young Boris Becker, this really is in Berlin!
words can't describe what these videos of yours make me feel
Fairy sure I've seen Döby trying to score some ket around Alexanderplatz.
Same
Meth
*speed
All of it
If Harry Potter was set in Germany, then he wouldn't even get past Berlin Hauptbahnhof because the DB version of Hogwarts Express was cancelled 😂
he would use his Wochenendticket to get there by a chain of local trains though
Dude I was in Berlin last week and my train TO Berlin was 8hrs late and my train FROM Berlin was cancelled 🤣🤣🤣 fucking Deutsche bahn!
Good one.
Wot is Hogwarts? Perhaps you mean Bielefeld?
@@marcbeaton2107 omg same!!! cancelled my train and didn't even bother telling the customers about it. What should have been a 2 hr ride turned into 12 hrs of train hopping to get us to our destination.
Teşekkürler. Thanks for this amazing work of yours 🎉❤
Thank you very much 🙏🏻
Dobby looks like a speed addicted gabber
Of course they would go to an underground techno rave !
Also, the different generations of Berliners are very well represented.
I suppose you don't care much for electronic music genres but techno would've been too childish in an underground rave 😄 they'd have their moms drive them there and come pick them up too. Except for Harry of course. At least that's how I view Techno.
Progressive hard electro is more what I'd associate german underground rave with.
Sorry if I come off as a condescending asshat, I don't mean to be. Cheers 🍻
Also I'm no expert on the topic.
@@Hotchpotchsoupidk minimal techno sounds pretty dark and dope to me, check out fear and loathing in berlin mixtape and lmk if you still think that sounds childish
@@Hotchpotchsoup are u serious? techno is like og underground rave genre and berlin is like THE capital of techno.
"progressive hard electro" this doesnt even make sense...
i doubt u know what techno actually means
are you a troll@@Hotchpotchsoup ?? must be.
@@Hotchpotchsoup its all garbage made for brainless idiots who think they're cool anyways.
As a berliner I can say, I saw Harry like 12 times today.
And Säbel-Selcuks like 5000 times a day 🤮
how are these so good man, the AI combines the fictional characters with the local subcultures so smoothly.. it's a piece of art
Anybody know the music in the background?
The train announcement in the background says that no trains are running between Straußberger Platz and Alexanderplatz and people have to take the bus replacing the train.
Very accurate. 😂
The construction site… 🚧 🎉😂
Okay but Bellatrix is a complete smoke show damn
Yes, but Hermione isn't bad looking either
The hot/crazy ratio is a lot more proportional.
would fr
Obviously, Helena bonham carter is hot af
and basically no different to the movies
she is a canonical berliner
I cant stop watching this 😂
I loved the Dobby sequence!!
What a masterpiece lmao. Especially the little easter eggs for native speakers
inklusive Schienenersatzverkehr :)
So you pronounce "Kein" like "kien"
Is that what you mean?
@@dariuszmarcinkowski7191 Well I don't, it's a regional Berlin-thing. Also public transports tend to be a little chaotic in Germany, hence the constant announcments of "Ersatzschienenverkehr" in the background.
@@dariuszmarcinkowski7191 no it's more like "Ken" but you stretch the "e". It's not pronounced like the "e" in the english word "keen" but really more like "Ken" with a long e
like Kayne. I'm an Indian learning German and our teacher had once mentioned that Berliners pronounce the ei like that and I caught up on the joke instantly :)
"Dobby lebt jetzt in Berlin. Dobby ist Frei." --- Dobby nach der ersten spritze
Dobby ist auf LSD.
In love with the fety❤
I don't know why but the announcements in the background sound really cool with the techno music lol.
Dumbledore ist unser Kapitän zur See confirmed
Harry’s empty stares are everything. He really looks like he has no thoughts
I like to think that he's just in shock and trying to process what the fuck is going on here, lol
Capybara
That's how Berlin people look in between the weekends
You're drugged, Harry.
I‘m sitting on my couch here in Berlin and all I can think is: EXACTLY.
GENAU
@@demonflyingfox That’s the only correct answer 😂 100 points of Gryffindor.
@@pinkm4ngo77
I think demonflyingfox is also from Berlin…
@@dude30000"Und wer is Schuld daran?!"
@@demonflyingfoxyou're german?
dobby is fucking high
Bruh, Voldemort looking like he stepped out of a Matrix movie
Holy shit, how is this so completely on point, down to the finest details?
It's like I'm back home
When the homesickness kicks in 🥲
Hagrid being Sven the bouncer makes so much sense 😂
OHHH I didn't catch that one
For everyone who doesn't know who that person is: He is the doorkeeper of the popular Berghain club (mentioned by Hermione) and also played a role in John Wick chapter 4
@@AsinaKk One of the doorkeepers at least
@@AsinaKkwoah. He seemed like an actual Sven, that I didn't suspect a little of him being a Hagrid
@@nickkohlmann i am klaus !!!
Dobby tripping balls at 0:29 was the uncanniest thing I've ever seen
This is insanely well made, with the berlin dialect and the specific references even!
Of course Snape rocks it every single time in these videos 😂
I love the fact that it's just Harry going out for a walk and seeing all those strangers saying random out of context things to him
This really feels like late 80's early 90's Berlin
As a Berliner, I have to say it feels 100% like 80s Berlin
But how now?
@@user-um6qn4tj3kVery retro in comparison to now. Modern Moscow club scene probably fits better
I would say more like 90s Berlin
I'm crossing my fingers for Breaking Bad but in Berlin because I can already see half the cast clearly in my mind and I wonder if that lines up with what the AI throws out.
Walt will be the Techno Viking
There you go
As someone from berlin myself i can say: Yes some Bezirke are definitly better than others. And the ones who think they are the greatest are defenitly not - much like most of Slitherins
As someone born and raised in Berlin and still living here, I can confirm you nailed it! And Sven Marquardt as Hargrid is a brilliant idea!
I initially thought that was a real Sven
Dumbledore looks like he has the licenses A, B, C and 6 and will immediatly drink Sangria
yep the old Kapitän immediately sprang to mind once i saw Dumbledore
Track ID? 👉👈
Snape is Blixa Bargeld, Hermione Christiane F. and Dobby the average Club weasel after 24 hours party.
How does Hermione's face look so German but still completely recognizable
Because Europeans are genetically all almost identical and any European could pass almost anywhere in Europe as long as they carry the culture lol.
@@Wasserkaktusthat must be one of the dumbest, most ignorant comments I ever saw.
Because the Anglo-Saxons are still Saxons
How does a German face look like?
@@TheJollyKraut The answer is pretty much any European face, but wearing a certain clothing and carrying a certain disposition Germans tend to have.
This is brillaint! Props to the AIrtist. This AI does not just calculate, it understands us🖤❤💛
This was really well done 😂😂
Ein Ersatzverkehr mit Bussen ist eingerichtet 😂👌
brooo Dobby ist einfach zu real. Er ist der absolute average Berliner. Aussehen und die Persönlichkeit, die ihm mit einem einzigen Satz gegeben wurde
Ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass ich mit Dobby schon mal im Kitkat party gemacht habe.
fantastic job!
this is fucking gold. you have to keep them coming in Berlin theme
What surprises me most is how German the faces look. There is a clear visual character.
I'm German, and everyone here looks like a mixture of the Harry potter actors and me 😂
Im from berlin and this vid is an absolute banger
The dobby edit in the club killed me 😂
Maybe 10 years ago, now its the sound of AMGs, screaming and wallah everywhere
This feels like if Harry Potter was 80's cold war era Matrix movie in Germany.
More a 80's cold war era Requiem for a Dream movie in Germany. 🙂
(The Film you are looking for is Christiane F.)
Also Mr. Filch watching Tagesschau (the biggest news broadcast on German tv which exists for more than 50 years) in his rundown janitor apartement, is the most German janitor thing ever. 😂😂
Aah that was it!! I could not figure that detail out. tnx
this is crazy
masterpiece
Song name pls?
Ha... At least we know where you are from now! By the way your Italian one was brilliant, I show it to people all the time here in Italy.
Guess this one was too specific haha. Thanks a lot, that's awesome to hear!
JOSEPH, WIR MÜSSEN KOCHEN
@@demonflyingfoxAaaahhhh also kommst du hier her :D Was gonna say, this one is too good
It is crazy how good this is.
Snape be looking like he would poke someone in the leg with his umbrella.
Dobby turned into Smeagol 💀
You’re a raver, Harry!
"Wir Kinder vom Gleis 9 3/4"
This is impressive. Gonna go to Berlin now.
I was in Berlin recently and I can confirm that this video needs a lot more noserings.
You know it is Berlin when it looks like a 90s dark fantasy movie set in the middle ages
The good parts of Berlin, there's many :)
Or it's just a Fantastic Beasts movie 😅
And everyone wears there black turtleneck with lether jacket/coat and drives black E30/W124.
"Scheiß Touris" Love it
This is brilliant
Gute Arbeit.Danke schön.
I came to Berlin in 1997 and I have met all these people. And those were the good old days. Today you'll meet a different crowd.
what do you mean?
sadly you’re right
RETVRN
when Dobby drops the bass and chews the gum... its hard techno Bunker time... even if he look like a dutch Gabber head from the 90s.
"Dobby ist frei und seit 5 Tagen wach, Harald Potter"
Wooooooooooooooooooo I need a full movie fo this omg. Amazing!
As someone who grew up and still lives there, thats scary accurate
Balenciaga potter again😅😅😊😊
Unofficial Prequel.
@@demonflyingfox absolutely😅😅😅
It's like seeing the purest reality through the eyes of the artificial.
The way they all move their heads without shifting their gazes 😭
Dobby looking TWEAKED out in the club
More Berlin mashups please, this is golden
The Berghain gag killed me 🤣💯