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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +706

    I hope you legends are drinking excessive amounts of water.
    Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican
    Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/modest_pelican_gaming

  • @shadowbrogaming1996
    @shadowbrogaming1996 Před 4 lety +627

    "I gunned them like it was a school. Because I was teaching them a lesson." They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @devs277
    @devs277 Před 5 lety +1690

    "Be a peli-can, not a peli-can't " - Modest Pelican Gaming, 2019

  • @raisulbhuiya6723
    @raisulbhuiya6723 Před 5 lety +279

    I fed people some extremely spicy sandwiches and told them I’d only give them water if they subscribed to Modest Pelican and they did.

    • @jlhlkhgjgjc8711
      @jlhlkhgjgjc8711 Před 5 lety +3

      There’s no such thing as a small bit of cancer.. NO I I MEAN’T KINDNESS KINDNESS

    • @michaelbarker3078
      @michaelbarker3078 Před 3 lety +6

      Everyone who like was someone who was given a sandwich

    • @TheFirstAtom
      @TheFirstAtom Před rokem +1

      Water just makes the spice worse! It doesn’t help Lmao

  • @chunto4329
    @chunto4329 Před 5 lety +314

    Marcus on that scooter in thoes crocs does put a smile on my face

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +74

      loves it doesn't he

    • @VeryDAWD
      @VeryDAWD Před 5 lety +10

      @@ModestPelican why did u get rid of the baby blue puffer jacket that fitted with the crocs so well

    • @milkynuggets_6539
      @milkynuggets_6539 Před 3 lety +7

      And a little wetness in my pants

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Před 3 lety +1

      As all things should be

  • @lobsanggemona3671
    @lobsanggemona3671 Před 5 lety +1373

    I was at starbucks and they asked for my name and I said “modest pelican” and they yelled modest pelican out loud
    Edit:the drink was a large water cup with extra ice cubes to stay hydrated

    • @jankoberic7620
      @jankoberic7620 Před 5 lety +36

      You didn't put whipped cream on your water... pathetic

    • @lobsanggemona3671
      @lobsanggemona3671 Před 5 lety +7

      MrBatman Oi that’s disgusting

    • @jerska100
      @jerska100 Před 5 lety +4

      Ower priced W A T E R

    • @jankoberic7620
      @jankoberic7620 Před 5 lety +3

      @@lobsanggemona3671 how do you know if it's disgusting have you tried it

    • @lobsanggemona3671
      @lobsanggemona3671 Před 5 lety +7

      MrBatman bro stop joking around it will taste mad gross

  • @amandahensley6446
    @amandahensley6446 Před 5 lety +198

    Water is what I breathe when i go scuba diving
    The water i breathe is modest pelican branded water

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 Před 5 lety +10

      amanda hensley That was not a good joke but I’m still liking

    • @amandahensley6446
      @amandahensley6446 Před 5 lety

      @@mack7235 I will also like

  • @henkfourie9862
    @henkfourie9862 Před 5 lety +58

    “The drone was like a son to me”
    * pulls full length AK out of pants *

  • @kylerpace3034
    @kylerpace3034 Před 5 lety +30

    I love how when the gang drives up the mountain and assassinates the hiker, Papa Peli casually diverts their car off the hill at 9:46

  • @jeremiahgoff5790
    @jeremiahgoff5790 Před 5 lety +82

    Great vid man, crazy to see how far the channel has come since Battlefield 1 list videos with 20k subs to now.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +27

      Appreciate you man. You always comment on literally every video and have been so supportive. Have a great week :)

    • @vicity4585
      @vicity4585 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ModestPelican I started watching your videos bout a month ago. I have watched alot though. Sometimes I wonder wonder if it's all written down or from the mind

    • @godlovesyou1995
      @godlovesyou1995 Před 5 lety +1

      @@vicity4585 u kinda trailed off a little there, were u saying that

    • @vicity4585
      @vicity4585 Před 5 lety +1

      @@godlovesyou1995 rectified it abit. Thanks

    • @ThatMotorcycleRider
      @ThatMotorcycleRider Před 5 lety

      Modest Pelican Gaming lmao I used to comment on your vid every day but with a different account but I had school and my job Bc I have to pay out my college tuition

  • @Alphae21
    @Alphae21 Před 5 lety +545

    Church of scientology? Pfft
    More like church of pelicanoligy, am I right? 😎😎

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 Před 5 lety +28

      Church of Hydration

    • @arynthiara7552
      @arynthiara7552 Před 5 lety +4

      Just woke up 5 minutes ago. Glad to inform u I am very hydrated

    • @Christian-oi7sd
      @Christian-oi7sd Před 4 lety

      More like bore ragnorak

    • @Geck-nb5yh
      @Geck-nb5yh Před 4 lety

      Christian “More like bore ragnorak” Pffft More like bore ragnorak Jim Pickens: Go to other channels influence other channels (*OBEY*) Subscribe to the pelican as well (*OBEY*) The cult will grow, everyone else reading this (*OBEY-ALL*)

    • @Geck-nb5yh
      @Geck-nb5yh Před 4 lety

      Unvoiced Potato Subscribe to call me Kevin *OBEY*

  • @joeldavid0426
    @joeldavid0426 Před 5 lety +277

    My friend confused a pelican with a pigeon...
    He's not my friend anymore

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip Před 4 lety +8

      A pigeon is the poor man's pelican

    • @URBOIPHONE
      @URBOIPHONE Před 4 lety +3

      Probably dehydrated too..

    • @BMoneyTSM
      @BMoneyTSM Před 3 lety +1

      @Kira Zurn i’ll get my bb gun, I’ll General Shepard my best friend.

  • @machina_spirit
    @machina_spirit Před 4 lety +5

    Holy crap 9:40 i literally smiled when lo and behold the gang showed up in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road in the mountains to perform that drive-by hit 😂 So out of place but god that was gloriously hilarious, thank you for that!

  • @davidpatterson3906
    @davidpatterson3906 Před 3 lety +11

    “I run in guns blazing like it’s a school..because I’m teaching them a listen they won’t forget”
    God tier joke 😂😂 modest pelican is legitimately one of the funniest creators on the platform

  • @thatmemer96
    @thatmemer96 Před 5 lety +146

    I planted a bomb in Harvard’s university and said if they never change everything to pelican themed I will blow the place up because this spreads the good world about you’re channel.
    Edited cuz of my gud gramar

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +34

      thanks mate this really helps spread the good word my Harvard/Acedemic demographic is growing fast.

    • @thomasplayswerewolfonline3248
      @thomasplayswerewolfonline3248 Před 5 lety

      @@ModestPelican stay hydrated my friend

    • @lucaspeyton226
      @lucaspeyton226 Před 5 lety

      Soviet Boi Welcome to Mother Russia! The fbi is en route

    • @thatmemer96
      @thatmemer96 Před 5 lety

      Modest Pelican Gaming oh my lord my favorite CZcamsd responded you bloody legend I’m crying

    • @thatmemer96
      @thatmemer96 Před 5 lety

      Modest Pelican Gaming if u read this stay hydrated my lad u cured my depression (for real)

  • @thatlolguy6799
    @thatlolguy6799 Před 2 lety +6

    "I head in there guns blazing, like it was a school" quote of the year

  • @FrankAndreasLia
    @FrankAndreasLia Před 5 lety +35

    "There's only one good type of torture, which is getting waterboarded, because even though it sucks, at least you stay sufficiently hydrated" 😂

  • @uselesstomato8191
    @uselesstomato8191 Před 5 lety +8

    “I head in there guns blazin like it was a school “ had me CRYING

  • @angryninja6109
    @angryninja6109 Před 5 lety +58

    WE are Marcus? Are you sure YOURE not making the cult?

  • @ambivalentaxe
    @ambivalentaxe Před 5 lety +67

    Me:I need to study for English What Am I Doing
    CZcams: *Modest Pelican uploaded*
    Me:¿que es Ingles?

  • @abdolibya5171
    @abdolibya5171 Před 5 lety +5

    As someone who has been tortured before, water boarding definitely keeps you hydrated😋

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 Před 5 lety +32

    If you enjoy this video, please become a video game developer and create a game called “Watch Pelicans”, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

  • @biggersmok7415
    @biggersmok7415 Před 4 lety +2

    0:15 THEY SEE ME ROLLING

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 Před 5 lety +4

    I love it when Pelican makes super complicated and technical military references like the Reaper drone joke in this vid or the “really sh*t escort joke” in the Doomsday video

  • @ambivalentaxe
    @ambivalentaxe Před 5 lety +16

    Me: I'm going to make papa peli proud
    Modest Pelican: Go on a date and talk about my utube channel
    *Mission Failed Forever Alone*

    • @thewarhawk8203
      @thewarhawk8203 Před 5 lety

      It's because you and the date were not H Y D R A T E D

  • @levongevorgyan6789
    @levongevorgyan6789 Před 5 lety +5

    I love how you make a game about a hacker into a game about a mass murdering terrorist.

  • @scottfinefocus
    @scottfinefocus Před 4 lety +1

    8:43 the lab rat was a game steamer way to get rid of competition

  • @finn8210
    @finn8210 Před 5 lety +7

    Out peli, who art in moisture
    CZcams brought thy fame,
    You are a pelican,
    You are always fun,
    On pc or on mobile.
    Give us this day,
    Not the big gae,
    But laughs and memes galore,
    And peli we will love you now and evermore.

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ Před 5 lety +13

    I'm drinking a 3 liter bottle of water while watching this to stay hydrated

  • @kasper3951
    @kasper3951 Před 5 lety +16

    Meanwhile , a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.🤔

  • @adamsellick8116
    @adamsellick8116 Před 5 lety +21

    You drank all their "holy" water and they got dehydrated.

  • @chrisc1926
    @chrisc1926 Před 3 lety +1

    "I head in there, guns blazing, like it was a school"

  • @brandly9360
    @brandly9360 Před 5 lety +5

    -"He was like a son to me, now I run in guns blazing like its a school😂😂😹😹

  • @dwaynemondragon6421
    @dwaynemondragon6421 Před 5 lety +8

    I’ve been having a rough week and this helped me smile

  • @Taserbollocks
    @Taserbollocks Před 5 lety +2

    Mate you dont know how much you make me laugh, keep up the good work with the channel and please stay hydrated

  • @michelleroland4145
    @michelleroland4145 Před 4 lety +1

    “I guess the lesson here is there’s no problem alcohol can’t solve.” Incredible.

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut Před rokem +3

    All those futuristic techs and yet the ultimate solution was a Russian rifle made in the 1940s xD

  • @LordKotal
    @LordKotal Před 5 lety +18

    The only water I drink is Pelican Certified Water for Epic Gamers
    Remember kids, stay classy while staying hydrated!

  • @JAWS
    @JAWS Před 5 lety

    As a San Francisco resident, that island next to that bridge would make a great base of operations as it’s an abandoned military based complete with bunkers, 2 airplane hangars, and the US sailing team practice facility. Google it it’s called Treasure Island, no joke.

  • @finn8210
    @finn8210 Před 5 lety +3

    Petition to start a church of pelicans

  • @scottarcement8888
    @scottarcement8888 Před 5 lety +8

    We need a Modest Pelican convention. PeliCon 2019 anyone?

  • @louispm3381
    @louispm3381 Před 3 lety +2

    0:08 I would but that counts as premarital relations and I'm all about that Christian life

  • @falconfrenzy679
    @falconfrenzy679 Před 5 lety +1

    I think I’m in love with your sarcasm

  • @OneClownShoe
    @OneClownShoe Před 5 lety +26

    I always give Modest Pelican a thumbs up before I even watch the video.

  • @theflyingeyeball
    @theflyingeyeball Před 4 lety +11

    11:50 “Registered Democrat”

  • @Hayden-yu5eg
    @Hayden-yu5eg Před 4 lety +1

    This guy should have millions of subscribers
    Only found him a few days ago and can’t stop watching 😂

  • @fli6973
    @fli6973 Před 5 lety +1

    Crocs have a strap on the back because that's how you activate off-road mode

  • @T1ffan1
    @T1ffan1 Před 5 lety +6

    I am sufficiently hydrated and ready for this video

  • @karankhm6001
    @karankhm6001 Před 5 lety +9

    A question for you: How and from where do you get inspired to make satire comedy continuosly?

    • @tanvvir8996
      @tanvvir8996 Před 5 lety +3

      Karan K H M Karen, would you like to speak to the manager?

    • @jaromchristensen5598
      @jaromchristensen5598 Před 5 lety

      This isn’t satire it’s just sarcasm

    • @jameswelsh2621
      @jameswelsh2621 Před 4 lety

      bless him [jarom] doesn't know what satire is, lol. I agree with you Karan. He's unbelievably under appreciated as a CZcams comedian. He's excellent, really funny and really enjoyable to listen to. I wish I could be one of his "Boys, Boys, Boys" - "Karan K H M has 3 initials like a serial killer that stays hydrated but just can't help killing old women just to remind the world who's the dominant sex. You don't wanna fuck with Karan K H M"

    • @jaromchristensen5598
      @jaromchristensen5598 Před 4 lety +2

      James Welsh I wasn’t saying I don’t think he’s funny, I agree that modest pelican is hilarious and I love his vids. Just clarifying that most of the jokes I would classify as sarcasm, I wouldn’t classify it as a video that’s satirizing anything.

    • @jameswelsh2621
      @jameswelsh2621 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jaromchristensen5598 I understand mate & I deffo wasnt debating whether u find him funny or not. Of course we all find him propa funny, lol. But anyway thanx for replying so I'm not gonna be a dick at all we're all on the same team as such. . . But if u look up satire it includes" ridicule and making fun of. . . & he does that countless times, takin the piss out of rich kids, idiot gamers, trolls ect, the list goes on and on. If you're thinkin of the word satire as in the most common usage which is about politics then fair enough u could argue its not satire (even though he does give the odd mention to president Trump) but with my understanding and Karan's we're well within our right to say (hmmm, that's the wrong word, its totally cool for us to say that) its satire.
      You bloody legend!!

  • @townespotter3995
    @townespotter3995 Před 5 lety +2

    They were dehydrated and salty so you had to defeat them

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety

      that's it mate we don't stand for that kind of devil's work

  • @spidertube1000
    @spidertube1000 Před 5 lety +1

    More Watch Dogs 2 please. This game is awesome.

  • @michelleereaut9121
    @michelleereaut9121 Před 5 lety +3

    I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THANK YOU FOR MAKING HILARIOUS AND GREAT CONTENT 😂👍🏻

    • @wiechert5067
      @wiechert5067 Před 5 lety +1

      I was here before papa peli

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +1

      Michelle you are a legend, appreciate you :)

    • @wiechert5067
      @wiechert5067 Před 5 lety

      I told you

    • @dakotacross1519
      @dakotacross1519 Před 4 lety

      @@ModestPelican trust me that aerial drone can be very effective at causing trouble... people complain about the sjw crap im like "sorry could hear ya over a sjw in-game getting blown sky high by an aerial bomb drop!" hehe!

  • @thewarhawk8203
    @thewarhawk8203 Před 5 lety +14

    I'm now sufficiently H Y D R A T E D

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +6

      excellent news mate you're inspirational

    • @thewarhawk8203
      @thewarhawk8203 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ModestPelican it's not easy being the H Y D R A T I O N H E R O
      Im the hero people deserve but not need

  • @starboy5652
    @starboy5652 Před 3 lety +1

    "I head in there guns blazing like it was a school." - peli hahah that was dumb

  • @nomorerekfj
    @nomorerekfj Před 5 lety +2

    Even when I’m sick modest pelican never fails to make me laugh

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 Před 5 lety +4

    He drank alcohol to escape his problems...literally

  • @lostwizardcat9910
    @lostwizardcat9910 Před 5 lety +3

    11:50 now that is the proper reaction to a democrat XD Make pelicans great again!

  • @brucetonkin2882
    @brucetonkin2882 Před 5 lety

    Just wanna point out that with the correct upgrades your quadcopter drone CAN be used to carry out tactical airstrikes (Remote control tree, the upgrade is the one that lets your drone drop IEDs + maxed out IEDs). Pretty deadly

  • @bigshmoke9653
    @bigshmoke9653 Před 5 lety +2

    Industy proffesionals HATE HIM find out how modest pelican is getting millions hydrated for free

  • @Fish-o7o
    @Fish-o7o Před 3 lety +3

    7:26

  • @brandonerdmann7474
    @brandonerdmann7474 Před 5 lety +1

    Fun fact, the OG members of Scientology was really into summoning demons and having members kill themselves and shit, their first headquarters was actually seen on Ghost Adventures and everything since the founder haunted the place and killed her husband

  • @Damian-vo8wf
    @Damian-vo8wf Před 5 lety

    Cortana in her own is not sufficiently hydrated, but the flood are very moist.

  • @Choloeddie
    @Choloeddie Před 5 lety +1

    I went in there guns blazing like a school.
    Me:😬
    Pelican:I'm teaching a lesson.
    Me:good god I wish he wasnet.

  • @brandonperez7011
    @brandonperez7011 Před 5 lety +1

    “I go in there gun blazing like it was a school you know because I taught them a lesson” lmfao

  • @jackdaniels2974
    @jackdaniels2974 Před 3 lety +1

    5:23 That was a close one, the joke was just saved

  • @jackwilliams6097
    @jackwilliams6097 Před 5 lety +2

    When Marcus went on the bridge, I had pyrocynical flashbacks

  • @iecsti7027
    @iecsti7027 Před 4 lety +2

    “Be a pelican not a peli-can’t” *THAT* got me out of bed

  • @Comet-de6hb
    @Comet-de6hb Před 5 lety +3

    I spilled water with extra ice cubes on my PS4 so it peli-CAN stay hydrated.

  • @stevenlim8962
    @stevenlim8962 Před 3 lety +1

    5:24 LOLLLLLLLLLL that joke sent my stomach aching bro

  • @Vipers_Pit
    @Vipers_Pit Před 3 lety

    “Ther is no problem Alkohol can’t solve” my father every single day.

  • @wolff_
    @wolff_ Před 5 lety +1

    Hey Peli, now that you have that drone, you can get that suitcase in the yacht from ep1

  • @Matty__Matt
    @Matty__Matt Před 4 lety

    5:23 I can't be the only one who thought that joke was gonna taking a dark turn...

  • @relj4047
    @relj4047 Před 5 lety +2

    I always talk about modest pelican videos on first dates
    It always works

  • @decreiverreceiver4492
    @decreiverreceiver4492 Před 5 lety +1

    Next intro: if you enjoy this video, Please create a college under the name: MPG (modest pelican gaming) and proceed to use all the money given by students and parents to buy excessive amounts of water for hydration for the homeless as this really helps spread the good word of my channel

  • @avishrivastava2784
    @avishrivastava2784 Před 5 lety +1

    Him when her parents aren’t home
    7:35

  • @fearsomechip1030
    @fearsomechip1030 Před 5 lety +1

    Ah yes, time to stay sufficiently hydrated whilst watching lord peli's newest masterpiece.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 5 lety +1

      i love you

    • @fearsomechip1030
      @fearsomechip1030 Před 5 lety

      @@ModestPelican Yesterday I had my girlfriend over and I told her about how you replied to one of my other comments and she is mad I'm "obsessed with you".

  • @NicoNoInteresa
    @NicoNoInteresa Před 5 lety +1

    Im really glad you are enjoying WD2, hope to see more of it!

  • @leiaorgana_
    @leiaorgana_ Před 4 lety

    I’m so glad the receptionist cares about youth in Asia

  • @hudsonmiley9336
    @hudsonmiley9336 Před 3 lety

    I loved that little robot like a son
    Whips out AK-47

  • @Burke896
    @Burke896 Před 2 lety

    “There’s no problem alcohol can’t solve” wise words by M.P

  • @kinangeagle133
    @kinangeagle133 Před 5 lety

    3:47
    You just described the Philippine Government right here

  • @mynamejeff3799
    @mynamejeff3799 Před 5 lety +2

    i love how modest pelican saves his jokes from being "inappropriate" so that youtube cant demonetize his video 😂😂 love the videos bro keep it up 🙏✌

  • @oc2226
    @oc2226 Před 5 lety +1

    Pelican please keep up these Watch Dogs vids, I love them

  • @dinlokalasvenne3801
    @dinlokalasvenne3801 Před 5 lety

    I've been sick all day thank you for upploding. Like seriously Thank you!

  • @theronaldo9517
    @theronaldo9517 Před 4 lety +1

    I know one problem alcohol can't solve..... my bad driving.

  • @archit9662
    @archit9662 Před 3 lety

    3:45, truer words have never been spoken

  • @BZRKKnight
    @BZRKKnight Před 5 lety +1

    During hurricane Dorito I will go out and save the pelicans

  • @dakipro
    @dakipro Před 2 lety

    man you should do some standups, your humor is on another level man

  • @imbadatgames568
    @imbadatgames568 Před 5 lety

    Later in the game you can unlock the ability to drop bombs on people from your drone, it's quite a lot of fun for

  • @stulongy6967
    @stulongy6967 Před 5 lety

    Markus full ov pingers hahaha, quality stuff bruh u r a true LEGEND m8!!!

  • @almirkalac409
    @almirkalac409 Před 3 lety +1

    Humour is strong in this one

  • @liamevans5456
    @liamevans5456 Před 3 lety

    The whole time you were on the bridge I was screaming JUMP!!

  • @mitchellhoover3047
    @mitchellhoover3047 Před 4 lety

    Now that you have a drone, you should really go back to that yacht in the first episode and get that bag on the shelf.

  • @mud2315
    @mud2315 Před 5 lety

    Local man kills seventy pigeons whilst screaming in quote “sub to modest pelican gaming” end quote

  • @domique1118
    @domique1118 Před 5 lety +1

    Neat vid keep up the good work :)
    Btw i loved the part where u got slammed by the motorcycle

  • @einarjaures7817
    @einarjaures7817 Před 5 lety +2

    *Tom cruise would like to know your location

  • @noelht1
    @noelht1 Před 3 lety

    Shelved 15 Pingers 😭😭😭😭 Absolutely Crying over here. So Funny.

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT Před 2 lety +1

    You made tom cruise cry......................... Thank You.

  • @mrincrediblesdick9737
    @mrincrediblesdick9737 Před 5 lety

    At school whenever someone talks shit about water. I just bring my water bottle out and force feed it to them and tell them that this is spreading the good word of Modest Pelicans channel

  • @julianschmidt4905
    @julianschmidt4905 Před 3 lety

    0:30 That explanation aroused me to the max... I am self hydrated now 🤤