The Time I Was Touched By Elmo
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- čas přidán 27. 01. 2016
- Darkest part of my life brought to light.
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"I would tell you the story of when I got beaten up by a giant panda and possibly molested by a giant elmo"
This is a sentence I never would have expected to hear at any point in my life. Ever.
Should have gone Bankai
Elmo is life Elmo is love
-Tekking
Ussop vs Shrek
My NY story: someone stomped my toes, after I'd gotten a surgery done on them. It hurt, and I could've pressed charges. I didn't.
4 years later, and i’m convinced kyle starting the coronavirus by eating that pretzel
Time Square= Furry City
The guy who ate the pretzel off the sidewalk probably has rubber duck aids, the worst kind of aids really.
Tekking, you should do a "10 facts about me" video.
+AlphaQ great idea
+Junior Pierre that's a good idea
AlphaQ more like 100
DUDE THE MOMENT HE SAID NAKED COWBOY I KNEW WHAT TEKKING WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! I actually took a picture with the naked cowboy, mind you we went in march so it's still fucking cold up there.
Panda man became real
The time has come (opens closet to reveal panda suit) (puts on panda suit) lets go tekking
Should've went Bankai against elmo and the panda Tekking
Best story in a while
Guessed this popped up in my recommended tab after the live stream - nice
hence the name tickle me elmo
+SwagDoritoKingToukaGhoulAssEatingNigga Kaneki
speaking of that
i.imgur.com/WqKgWYx.webm
+SwagDoritoKingToukaGhoulAssEatingNigga Kaneki this shit lowkey getting scary i see your everywhere bruh
nigga you all over CZcams but never in the hangout
+Yusuke Vi britannia (Wan panchi-shin) i seen you in that other video too
ddddd yeah
Most of the time when we are on the same vid
We reply on each other's comment
I do it to mess with him
Tekking, how do you know what John Cena looks like? You know...'CUZ YOU CAN'T SEE HIM !!
/joke
Had to xD
I saw the title and I knew this was gonna be fun😂
Covid19 came from ur friend eating that pretzel
"You say you'll sell dignity for $10? Deal! Eat that diseased pretzel!"
In time square if those mascots ask to take a picture run because it's expensive and they'll chase you down for that money
Was in London there was guys with their faces painted. I was taking a picture of Big Ben and the guys came up to me and wanted me to take a picture with them so I took a selfie and they started trying to get me to give them money. I deleted the picture and told them to fuck off and caught up with my group. if the group wasn't near by I may have been in trouble
I was with one of my friend in London those same guys came up to me and my friend too, and because my friend is cute one of them was kinda try a flirt with her, but she wasn't having any of it, we made it obvious we didn't want those creeps around so they both left us lol
has the thought ever occurred to you that kyle is just fucking with you guys?
maybe he just put that pretzel some time before and he's a mastermind that plans your every moves?
That time Tekking fought Panda Man
The time I was touched be elmo
I got corona
Elmo gave tekking a reach around
I LOVE UR VLOGS DO A Q AND A VIDEO
there's no sink to let in
Sanji: A real man
It's called the city that never sleeps for a reason
I was in South Carolina, I was at the beach and this drugged out dude stopped in front of me as I was trying to walk to this bar, I looked at me as best as I could as he stared straight up at the moon and asked me "Do you have any cigarettes?" I was dumbfounded and couldn't hear him and asked him "Wha?---" my mom thank god was behind me and pushed me along...saying "No, it's best not to talk with him" he was asking the Moon for cigs...also this another at the beach, my dad went missing and I went looking for him at night, like 12:00 and this couple were in the sand/grass and the guy was like "Hey girl want to join us?" And the woman with him laughed and giggled and gave me eyes and he tried grabbing me, I walked off scared as fuck...weird experiences on beaches
fucking phone, ugh the spelling
yep that sound like my state lol
Love your hair
@@Vendettis you still alive?
@@Sheep0130 yeah
I just walk everywhere
tekking bro I swear I'm not lying but when I went to new york my sophomore year of high school for a Spanish field trip that same Elmo was there and attempted to give me a hug and a picture with him all for 20 dollars.
Ah. I can't wait to go off to college
If there's anything you can say about New York, it's certainly an unforgettable experience.
I swear you've told this story before on either a Anime Deathsquad or a livestream
For some reason I think I've heard this story before but I don't know how
I doubt anybody will believe me, but in 6th grade, I went on a school field trip to NYC, and my group and I were in Times Square. A bunch of the “cartoon characters” came to us and insisted that we take pictures. We originally were reluctant, but we finally agreed. After the picture, the characters demanded money. As they were demanding payment, the Elmo proceeded to “hug me” (basically hold me hostage) until my chaperone gave them money, in which they left. I was basically scarred after this for a few years, but it’s funny now when my friends remind me of this.
Tekking has found his Chicken!
the McD is awsome
Fuck my screen cracked while watching this video
I have mixed emotions about this
I think he likes New York
Um what........did I hear all that right
beware of the time square pandas aghhhhhh so spooky D:
+Nathan Ken That bastard gives pandas a bad name. lol
Panda & Elmo vs Tekking & Zeta the Beta
bring some bear spray next time you go to NY.
Well u don’t drank or smoke so u can afford a 15 dollar burger
ofc his name was kyle
Papa's Burgers has $15-$22.00 burgers
+Cameron Clophus Why ? Are they like magic burgers or something ?
+MrPrince105 least 3/4lb to 1lb plus prime meat. I've seen the burgers they are wide and thick
NOOOOOO
I have a lot stories in NYC I live there
bro! I got that too
But you can see the top of Elmo's arm. It doesn't sound like it was "significantly lower".
+Dexx the Duck that's his backpack.
+Dexx the Duck I guess the arms were at similar levels, but Mat was quite a bit taller than Kennedy, so the arm ended up being lower on his body...
o really its ad just visiting i live there
11:20 hahahahahahahha
I live in new york city
F A I L U R E
😂😂 I'm sorry but I still luv u
I was that panda we shall do a rematch in Melbourne
Nice bleach review
culture shocks is a really dangerous thing most of the time in our time
you may ask why?
there is many reasons for my statement
i will try to put some of them and my explanations
one of them is that its makes you believe in a lot of things with out any solid information or knowledge . i mean you go some place people there know why they are doing what they are doing unlike a visitor , for you , you just see the "beauty " of what they are doing .
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the problem is that when you come back home to your community and environment , most of people try to simulate the culture they vested in a very completely environment and they do that simulation in very rude way . they saw the beauty , but they didn't saw the reasons of that beauty . they saw the surface , but didn't saw the essence .
look man .... i am tiered of writing in english
i am tired in writing in english
i am tiered in writing in english
الملك تيكينغ 1001= the king tekking 1001
ps
replay if you are interested in other explanations bc i see that you have some kind of philosophy by seeing some of your videos
A $15 burger is not expensive LOL
Why would you pay 15 dollars for a deep fried burger
😯
question tekking, was this Before or After you seen the Sabaody arc?
also pandaman got the drop on you mah dude? wtf hope youre ok now.
-_____- OMG
yeah its so expenseve 15 dollar hamburger you should come to lebanon and you will see what expenseve is really is sorry for my bad english
Nothing spectacular. Just a old crazy bum,trowing empty plastic bottles at the pigeons and squirrels in Madison Square Park,close to the Shakeshack there. In 2010 I did a little father and son trip,with my dad. What did we eat? Pizza! Oh yeah,and walked for 4 fucking hours. Because my dad really wanted to go,to a restaurant if I remenber correct,the name was something down the line like Hummus?! And the food sucked,damn I was pissed lols. Thank god,we find a metro on the way back. Blisters everywhere :p
Ummm Wtf...
If you really want to blow $15 on a burger, try most restaurants in Fairbanks Alaska.
I'm the panda
How many other sexual harassment related stories does Tekking have?
Lord Blue balls THAT'S SEXUAL FUCKING HARRASSMENT
WTF is this. Is this tekking101 or some creepy fan/hater?
this bleach chapter sucks
Tofunmi Aderogba I know this is late, but this made me exhale out of my nostrils. Good man...
woah.. elmo no...eww