Batman is a Creep | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Před rokem +1112

    You forgot one part: Batman also hangs out with a kid at night who wears a mask and tights

  • @Korricat
    @Korricat Před rokem +532

    That's a punchline even Joker would be proud of

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian Před rokem +86

    "Help me find my Puppy!"
    Yea, he is a creep

    • @ThefrigginBatman
      @ThefrigginBatman Před měsícem

      That’s the point wiseass. If he used his normal voice, everyone would figure out who he is. Also, that voice is only really used for Lego Batman and Christian Bale. He’s SUPPOSED to freak you out. “He’s the creepiest superhero” CONGRATS, YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!! BIG SURPRISE!!!

  • @aliezahjuarez1212
    @aliezahjuarez1212 Před rokem +101

    Marvel characters came out as regular people who suffered enough before they became legendary heros including Spiderman 💕

    • @FearTheSentinel_999
      @FearTheSentinel_999 Před rokem +2

      Superman is DC tho

    • @farshid1234567
      @farshid1234567 Před rokem +9

      @@FearTheSentinel_999 Aliezah said Spiderman

    • @LemoneVR
      @LemoneVR Před rokem +2

      Thor

    • @me2552
      @me2552 Před rokem +1

      @@FearTheSentinel_999 i saw superman at the mall with the Marvel Characters on the Marvel Characters lane

  • @camerondodge2070
    @camerondodge2070 Před rokem +139

    This is the most accurate description of a comic book argument I've ever heard. I think I've had this exact same argument, from both sides, at least three times. And it's absolutely true about Batman. That guy makes twelve year olds eat rats.

    • @kureijisatsujinsha
      @kureijisatsujinsha Před rokem +1

      Ayo what? Rats?! When?

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 Před rokem +4

      @@kureijisatsujinsha Well, technically it wasn't main canon, but the book it's from was marketed as much as the main stuff (if not more). It's from the widely marketed, widely mocked All-Star Batman and Robin, but frankly it could've been from any Frank Miller Bat book.

    • @kureijisatsujinsha
      @kureijisatsujinsha Před rokem

      @@camerondodge2070
      Thank you for the fast reply.
      Can I ask who Batman made eat a rat? Searching it might become easier if I know who ate it.

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 Před rokem +1

      @@kureijisatsujinsha It was Dick Grayson, age 12 as the book points out every five minutes.

    • @kureijisatsujinsha
      @kureijisatsujinsha Před rokem

      @@camerondodge2070 Thank you!

  • @josephbazarnik7878
    @josephbazarnik7878 Před rokem +93

    Batman "Wants some candy?" I don't know anyone wears a ring who has power 🤣🤣🤣

    • @frankdenardo500
      @frankdenardo500 Před rokem

      Green lantern

    • @biggiewhite
      @biggiewhite Před rokem

      i mean fluffy isnt really informed about dr strange who is a part of marvel and his power comes from the ring!

  • @Ghostrob2023
    @Ghostrob2023 Před rokem +212

    That's very funny when you say, "Because you're sitting next to Kryptonite!" Thanks for posting and Happy Friday as it is the last day of this month with Halloween coming up. God bless you, your family and your friends.

  • @corybye5958
    @corybye5958 Před rokem +44

    The way that the crowd cheered when Fluffy said about Batman being the creepiest superhero. The crowd knew that that was true as well!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Rapture6199
      @Rapture6199 Před rokem

      DC gangsta till some Samoan calls Batman the creepiest superhero LMAO

    • @kwanlee8318
      @kwanlee8318 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Rapture6199 He's not Samoan. He's fluffy.

  • @VPshandlewasstolen
    @VPshandlewasstolen Před rokem +128

    "that's a fantasy, i don't know any man who wears a ring who has power"
    💀💀💀 marriage joke right there lmaooooooo

  • @shonoff83
    @shonoff83 Před rokem +31

    Fluffy always crack me up, he is great....

    • @royalsunset3251
      @royalsunset3251 Před rokem

      This comment has the same vibe of
      "my mom died..." With those "...."

  • @seekthineselfcultivateyour3657

    "I don't know any Man who wears a ring who has power." Fluffy knows what he's talking about.

  • @Filtratedlion9044
    @Filtratedlion9044 Před rokem +22

    The most epic roast on dc comics right here🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moryanshponda2007
    @moryanshponda2007 Před rokem +3

    "I don't know any man who wears a ring who has power" 🤣

  • @No_just_no_please
    @No_just_no_please Před rokem +10

    WANT SOME CANDY -batman

  • @knoxbom3274
    @knoxbom3274 Před rokem +9

    No man with a ring has power 🤣🤣🤣

  • @faithfrancisco9829
    @faithfrancisco9829 Před rokem +4

    “I don’t know any man who wears a ring that has power…”- Fluffy 🤣😂🤣 I think that was just about the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @maryturner3350
    @maryturner3350 Před rokem +6

    You know you love Fluffy when you got him on your device and your TV at the same time. Oh hell yeah!

  • @TummaDemoni
    @TummaDemoni Před rokem +11

    OG Green Lantern: can't be around wood.
    One we know: couldn't beat a fucking color of the rainbow until now

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 Před rokem

      Which lantern corps is your favorite though?

    • @TummaDemoni
      @TummaDemoni Před rokem +1

      @@christianparrish3292 black

    • @christianparrish3292
      @christianparrish3292 Před rokem

      @@TummaDemoni for me green and red.

    • @ronandread5141
      @ronandread5141 Před rokem

      The original super man couldn't fly he could jump and had no weaknesses whatsoever giving him more plot armor than Batman

    • @ronandread5141
      @ronandread5141 Před rokem

      @@christianparrish3292 the white lantern

  • @dalehood1846
    @dalehood1846 Před rokem +7

    I don't wear a ring!!!!!! I have POWER!

  • @ecclestonsangel
    @ecclestonsangel Před rokem +18

    You know why you can't clap? Cuz you're sitting next to kryptonite!(Green Lantern was a bit doofy) Fluffy hit the nail on the head, as always! ROTFLMAO!

  • @emperor_ofri
    @emperor_ofri Před rokem +8

    When he started to speak mexican as Batman in the day I laughed so hard

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Před rokem +9

    Help me find my puppy?
    More like "help me find my birdie. His name's Jason."

    • @rorykirklnd8957
      @rorykirklnd8957 Před rokem

      last seen with a clown holding a crowbar

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Před rokem

      @@rorykirklnd8957 He also had a Lopunny with him, for some fucked up reason.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před rokem +2

    “I don’t know any man who wears a ring who has power.”
    I can name two: Gandalf the Grey and Haruto Soma.

  • @coffee6024
    @coffee6024 Před rokem +3

    When he said *”help me FinD mY PuPpY!”
    I started dying!

  • @Crashlikag6
    @Crashlikag6 Před rokem +4

    That elephant line makes no sense to people who didn’t watch the whole show lmao

  • @connorandrews2859
    @connorandrews2859 Před rokem +5

    In fact Batman isn´t even an actual "super"-hero, for he´s got no super powers. He just has advanced tools, gimmicks and gadgets.

  • @lamkhoginhaokip3055
    @lamkhoginhaokip3055 Před rokem +9

    Funny asf

  • @maryturner3350
    @maryturner3350 Před rokem +1

    Fluffy you are a real Super Hero !

  • @ninamarie8654
    @ninamarie8654 Před rokem +6

    Love you fluffy thanks for the morning laughs. 👍😂

  • @howardbeatman2820
    @howardbeatman2820 Před rokem +7

    Batman cannot be the creepiest superhero (although I do understand Fluffy's point) because there is a superhero who is literally named THE CREEPER!

  • @callandale6098
    @callandale6098 Před rokem +1

    You can't clap because you sitting next to kryptonite funniest joke ever 🤣 😂

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Před rokem +66

    Batman is a borderline furry, a billionare, has an orphan kid as a sidekick, and is obsessed with beating up criminals and a clown.
    He's a bit odd.

    • @mareagroce3292
      @mareagroce3292 Před rokem +2

      JUST a bit odd???

    • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
      @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Před rokem +1

      @@mareagroce3292 Just a wee bit

    • @rishavdutta6970
      @rishavdutta6970 Před rokem +1

      And has the thickest plot armour you can imagine.

    • @ronandread5141
      @ronandread5141 Před rokem

      Iron man struggles to figure out whether or not he's still iron man, puts everyone around him including pepper at risk takes the phrase "I'm full of myself" to a whole new level by making multiple suits only he can use and not even let his partner war machine use . nearly caused the destruction of earth on a number of occasions including age of ultron . lies a lot , has an ego bigger than Donald Trump and likes to make himself look good rather than intimidate and take down criminals. He's also a murderer

    • @Axel-ye8tt
      @Axel-ye8tt Před rokem

      @@rishavdutta6970 you don’t even know what that means

  • @thekingdomlegacy231
    @thekingdomlegacy231 Před rokem +1

    Clean comedy. Love you Fluffy.

  • @ahmararshi7012
    @ahmararshi7012 Před rokem +1

    Started watching fluffy recently and love his jokes.

  • @Garanseho
    @Garanseho Před rokem +1

    "Batman is the creepiest superhero."
    This man has not heard of Eric O'Grady.

  • @kagomecc461
    @kagomecc461 Před rokem +21

    These past clips are still funny 🤣
    Btw I'll choose Dick Grayson (the original Robin and Nightwing) over any version of Batman everytime

  • @briansedlacek1963
    @briansedlacek1963 Před rokem +1

    The green lantern gag should have ended with "you sit next to fear!"

  • @wordelo
    @wordelo Před rokem +3

    in all seriousness green lantern is actually stupid powerful. His ring gives him power only limited by the wearer's imagination.

  • @Mirgatsu
    @Mirgatsu Před rokem +2

    I absolutely love when you are talking Spanish, 2:20 you sound like rlly pissed hamster XD

  • @lindasantosa3620
    @lindasantosa3620 Před rokem +2

    I love your jokes. But this one IS THE BEST🎉🎉🎉

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Před rokem +6

    It's just a really cool shirt. I like it. It fits! 😂😂😂 That was me when I was a kid people in school would ask me why do you wear Hawaiian shirts all the time and I would tell them that same exact thing. I don't care what anyone says but hawaiian shirts are cool 💯

  • @Makambapretu2012
    @Makambapretu2012 Před rokem +1

    Fantastic. If it was possible Gabriel would get two 👍🏽👍🏽 for this short video 😂🤣

  • @varun1036
    @varun1036 Před rokem +3

    EPIC TROLLING LOL

  • @roxiereed4061
    @roxiereed4061 Před rokem

    Love it gaber

  • @nickprosper5578
    @nickprosper5578 Před rokem +1

    FLUFFY is certainly the best in this JOB😅🤣

  • @rorykirklnd8957
    @rorykirklnd8957 Před rokem +1

    i thought that he was gonna bring up the OG robin costume lmao but i guess that would be low hanging fruit

  • @quangomez5672
    @quangomez5672 Před rokem +2

    The boys said week you’re defining Batman

  • @monkeybeasts
    @monkeybeasts Před rokem +5

    he's totally right

  • @Rapture6199
    @Rapture6199 Před rokem

    Fluffy: *insults green lantern*
    My brain: "You're welcome Canada"

  • @mindylafler3456
    @mindylafler3456 Před rokem +1

    I've never been described as Kryptonite!!!!
    34 years married still...guess I better ask my hubby about this one.

  • @elialfassi9139
    @elialfassi9139 Před rokem +1

    The One Ring from LOTR be like:

  • @theresareynolds3133
    @theresareynolds3133 Před rokem +2

    My youngest daughter is in her 30’s and she’s crazy about Batman, she even has a Batman eye glass case

  • @leviuzumaki3903
    @leviuzumaki3903 Před rokem +1

    Joker is even creepier, he caught a lopunny….

  • @sophiemacpherson5662
    @sophiemacpherson5662 Před rokem

    I'm never gonna think batman the same again

  • @Christian_Ada1
    @Christian_Ada1 Před rokem +2

    I have been feeling an adult hanging with a child was always creepy. Batman is definitely a creep

  • @Blazieth
    @Blazieth Před rokem +1

    Cartoons: DC.
    Live Action: Marvel.
    Comic: Both get batshit stupid, tie.

  • @shanegamesyt_
    @shanegamesyt_ Před rokem +2

    I fucking love you gabe, you made me depression dissapear into nothingness

  • @Newfoundspirit2-9
    @Newfoundspirit2-9 Před 8 měsíci

    "I dont know any man with a ring that has power"

  • @Awesomeman14
    @Awesomeman14 Před rokem +2

    Batman is not a Superhero he has no powers. He's a Vigilantly

  • @marctompkins3001
    @marctompkins3001 Před rokem +2

    I just can’t picture Adam West (Batman) ever saying I’m Batman. The opening scenes of each show every week showed Batman and Robin driving out of the Bat-Cave and arriving in front of the Police Headquarters to see Commissioner Gordon. None of the footage was filmed in the dark.

  • @djtisho
    @djtisho Před rokem

    Yeah, this one was gooood 👍

  • @snowlx7784
    @snowlx7784 Před rokem +1

    I love ur netflix show

  • @giftjegede2063
    @giftjegede2063 Před rokem

    Sitting next to kryptonite 😂

  • @shashankjindal6522
    @shashankjindal6522 Před rokem

    Fluffy: No man who wears a ring has power
    Sauron: Sit down mahu

  • @fusinistik
    @fusinistik Před rokem

    "oh no fluffy dont go there" 💀

  • @fnafplayer6447
    @fnafplayer6447 Před rokem

    Growing up with marvel but becoming more of a DC fan I can agree about all of this.

  • @TuxedoMaskMusic
    @TuxedoMaskMusic Před rokem +2

    Greg Giraldo told me in a dream to tell you not to "let the road get the best of you brother" he was not the "roast comic" he was this kind hearted, passionate man who said he knows what its like to be Gabe, I told him I saw Gabe at the Casino in Oneida NY, He said that he used to be on the road all the time just like you are Gabe. He said you carry on the heart of the comic with you and to "take better care of it than he did" He drank his days away or worse more often than he wanted to admit, he didn't speak highly of himself, but he spoke Highly of you Gabe. He spoke very highly of you.

  • @redlangley02
    @redlangley02 Před rokem +3

    Everyone wants Gabriel join the MCU?
    Put him something something random villain in Deadpool 3.

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 Před rokem +2

    🐼 Big Panda Bear Hugs from a 69 yr old grandma in Texas, USA. 🐼 ❤ 🎀 👍 🧚‍♂ 🐈 🧚 🍀 💐 🌸

  • @thejamesasher
    @thejamesasher Před rokem +1

    Batman is just Dark Stark

  • @malthechal
    @malthechal Před rokem

    I love the Green Hornet and Kato

  • @frankdenardo500
    @frankdenardo500 Před rokem

    Batman isn't even a super hero he's a detective

  • @southernloff1494
    @southernloff1494 Před rokem

    Consider that Batman wants Robin to 'slide down the Bat Pole.'

  • @fmontiel12
    @fmontiel12 Před rokem

    I'm clapping as loud as I can cause I ain't got no ring!! 👏👏👏

  • @kannanayagam6915
    @kannanayagam6915 Před rokem

    Green lantern become laughing stock again

  • @kathrynbillinghurst188

    😂🎉genius!😅

  • @bharatdoshi4479
    @bharatdoshi4479 Před rokem

    Man I am laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @biggruss8445
    @biggruss8445 Před rokem

    Why do you think I’m not gonna wear a ring?! Lol

  • @bartsherman7716
    @bartsherman7716 Před rokem +1

    Uh, Batman has nothing but his wits and fists and cleans up Gotham

  • @kevinrodriguez8760
    @kevinrodriguez8760 Před rokem

    more pls

  • @sonamtashi1371
    @sonamtashi1371 Před rokem +6

    Marvel 👍

  • @robblequoffle8456
    @robblequoffle8456 Před rokem

    I bet that Gabriel's unfunniest joke is still way funnier than Amy Schumer's funniest joke.

  • @dashhoundlover2837
    @dashhoundlover2837 Před rokem +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG TO FUNNY !

  • @carriewhite2378
    @carriewhite2378 Před rokem

    Good one 👍

  • @BRITTBOSSS_14
    @BRITTBOSSS_14 Před rokem +1

    3:11
    LLLLLL

  • @SplatCat.
    @SplatCat. Před rokem

    Hello robert i a a fan ur the best

  • @notapplicable4567
    @notapplicable4567 Před rokem +1

    Batman's awesome

  • @Pride929
    @Pride929 Před rokem +1

    Okay so I actually heard someone say "shhhh weaaak" in person and after words we spent like 3 hours arguing about how to properly eat a banana

  • @Jayden0558
    @Jayden0558 Před rokem

    Mans should have said doctor fate

  • @jimcarson2523
    @jimcarson2523 Před rokem +1

    Spider man can be killed by a giant tissue

  • @felixdelbosque7424
    @felixdelbosque7424 Před rokem +2

    Hey my wife wears a ring, shes got power! When she she says lets go, we are gone. The ring of power

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 Před rokem

      Is your wife a man?

  • @DINOBEAM
    @DINOBEAM Před rokem

    0:36 If I was in the same room as gabriel with the kid, I would of said, "Boy if you don't shut up, I will scream at you."

  • @jxvanni9944
    @jxvanni9944 Před rokem +1

    What’s some candy
    Help me find me puppy

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 Před rokem

    R.I.P Kevin Conroy A.K.A. the voice of Batman

  • @saltsucker
    @saltsucker Před rokem

    🔥😂 LOL

  • @giancarloladino1802
    @giancarloladino1802 Před rokem

    3:07 marriage in a nutshell

  • @paulnathancharles9130

    What Gabriel said is true that the reason DC survive until now because of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman

  • @thaneatchison3140
    @thaneatchison3140 Před rokem +1

    Personally I like both Marvel and DC.

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Před rokem

    I personally like both, but comics wise DC does have some pretty good graphic novels. I did do this one bit during an open mic on how spider-man is a bad boyfriend 😂

  • @camillecali2
    @camillecali2 Před rokem

    He is so funny