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  • Joe needs you to defeat 20 mudcrabs and save Skyrim.

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  • @knightsolaire8567
    @knightsolaire8567 Před 3 lety +13741

    I would have died if he said “need something?”

  • @jordancool4853
    @jordancool4853 Před 3 lety +11805

    The way he is standing is the most NPC thing I've ever seen

    • @Mosstone
      @Mosstone Před 3 lety +156

      Well without the arm movement he looks like a statue

    • @SlackJawJack
      @SlackJawJack Před 3 lety +51

      You talking about this clip or irl? 🤔

    • @justinh6651
      @justinh6651 Před 3 lety +27

      To be fair its cold asf so I wouldn't be moving much either

    • @murdockhancock1660
      @murdockhancock1660 Před 3 lety +82

      @@justinh6651 nice logic bro

    • @Professor_Utonium_
      @Professor_Utonium_ Před 3 lety +196

      NPC President for NPC citizens

  • @sibeisun5272
    @sibeisun5272 Před 9 měsíci +8714

    2 years later, I can't get past how perfect this is. The drummers naturally look like NPCs, and the drumming sound abruptly cuts off when entering just like video game sound design. The dim lighting on the stone architecture looks like an actual elder scrolls location. And, Biden just being Biden.

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 Před 9 měsíci

      Gotta love Biden.
      Regardless if you like his politics or not he's always funny to watch.
      Unlike his predecessor trump, after 5 min you want to drink bleach

    • @daytripperarrabal
      @daytripperarrabal Před 9 měsíci +325

      Being the absolute NPC he is

    • @coops1992
      @coops1992 Před 9 měsíci +34

      Damn, and Joe will still win again xD

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 Před 9 měsíci

      @@daytripperarrabal rather an NPC then a racist moron

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 Před 9 měsíci +77

      @@coops1992 unfortunately he's running again, haha he should let someone else take over for ya know, being honorable or respectful, but ego is ego

  • @j22563
    @j22563 Před 9 měsíci +512

    "We found some skooma at the white house, sir"

  • @jordancool4853
    @jordancool4853 Před 3 lety +9097

    "Let me guess, someone stole your stimulus check."

    • @Saiyijon
      @Saiyijon Před 3 lety +103

      This comment deserves way more thumbs up.

    • @dawicked2k8
      @dawicked2k8 Před 3 lety +34

      Oh shiiieeettt here we go again! 🤣

    • @boofe6431
      @boofe6431 Před 3 lety +108

      Hunter used it all for crack and Chinese kids

    • @venividi8523
      @venividi8523 Před 3 lety +56

      I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took an aneurysm to the brain.

    • @TheRantMaster53
      @TheRantMaster53 Před 3 lety +4

      Amazing **chef kiss**

  • @psychopompous3207
    @psychopompous3207 Před 3 lety +18097

    I swear this whole thing was filmed JUST for this meme.

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Před 3 lety +646

      Joe was in on it the whole time. He got addicted to playing Skyrim and said to his agents "guys this'll be hilarious I promise"

    • @cmdrreggit
      @cmdrreggit Před 3 lety +165

      I might actually have some respect for the man *if* that was true! xD

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 Před 3 lety +21

      @Fletcher Forest ..they just dont care...all this is a distraction.

    • @presidentuwu3206
      @presidentuwu3206 Před 3 lety +6

      The FBI is coming for you son

    • @Mosstone
      @Mosstone Před 3 lety +11

      @@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty That sort of explains Morrowind too now that I think about it. They needed to explain the setup for Oblivian so that it can explain the setup for Skyrim

  • @xFENRIRLOKISSONx
    @xFENRIRLOKISSONx Před 6 měsíci +134

    Joe:
    “Do you get to the White House very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.”

  • @jimmyhain
    @jimmyhain Před 9 měsíci +854

    I would have died if he said " wait, I know you." 😂🤣😭💀

    • @johannchristian2551
      @johannchristian2551 Před 9 měsíci +29

      Lol. Also if he said, i used to be an adventurer like you, but i took an arrow...

    • @DovahGirlie
      @DovahGirlie Před 8 měsíci +18

      Could be worse, the camera could have zoomed into his face as he said he met you in a fateful dream.

    • @oShadowkun
      @oShadowkun Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@DovahGirlie "Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking?" 🤫

    • @Netwirq2
      @Netwirq2 Před 7 měsíci +3

      "We Know" 🖐

    • @oufukubinta
      @oufukubinta Před 6 měsíci +1

      AI can make that happen

  • @GabeLM1122
    @GabeLM1122 Před 3 lety +5917

    Joe is bugged for me, he keeps saying "Cmon man" instead of giving out the quest information smh

    • @tommytheotaku828
      @tommytheotaku828 Před 3 lety +99

      Fam they updated the patch in jan, THAT I'S THE QUEST now

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 Před 3 lety +97

      All these comments are hilarious, why do some people gotta get offended and start fights in the replies tho, it's just fun.

    • @Shack-lion
      @Shack-lion Před 3 lety +83

      That’s not a bug... that’s a feature xD

    • @linyenchin6773
      @linyenchin6773 Před 3 lety +95

      That is the quest info; "come on man" means "turn around and pretend I am not here, so I can sniff your hair."

    • @Mosstone
      @Mosstone Před 3 lety +11

      Try spawning in a second Jarl Biden

  • @floo0o0
    @floo0o0 Před 3 lety +7507

    The way he's standing at the edge of the screen like an actual npc I can't

    • @floo0o0
      @floo0o0 Před 3 lety +38

      @SEAN PETAIA glad I could, this made my day too lol

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy Před 3 lety +197

      Not gonna lie, I seriously thought this was some sort of mod, or animation, until a second viewing...

    • @doctormoobbc
      @doctormoobbc Před 3 lety +145

      The best part is he's standing perfectly still until fully in view and then it's like his facial animations render in 😂

    • @nicolaikstaubo5387
      @nicolaikstaubo5387 Před 3 lety +6

      yes you can

    • @kryten88
      @kryten88 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh you can't? Can you not? Are you DEAD? 🙄

  • @jlee479
    @jlee479 Před 9 měsíci +531

    Everything is perfect but seriously the best thing about this is the camera movement. Just makes it work so well.

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Před 8 měsíci +22

      It is such an odd decision to have the audience walked in POV. Like Why? Why with a capital "W" Why?

  • @XOPOIIIO
    @XOPOIIIO Před 9 měsíci +24

    "Hello"
    "Bye"
    "See you. How are you today?"
    "I've been better"

  • @jackgoff69
    @jackgoff69 Před 3 lety +5593

    "I got to thinking. . . maybe I'm the President and I just don't know it yet"

  • @johnathanolson2
    @johnathanolson2 Před 3 lety +10635

    "Come to Washington to discuss the ongoing hostilities. Like the rest of the great warriors?"

    • @tomigun6913
      @tomigun6913 Před 3 lety +168

      HOSHTHILITHIES

    • @chiefcombo3900
      @chiefcombo3900 Před 3 lety +81

      I'm done. This comment literally wrapped up what happened on capital hill

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 Před 3 lety +208

      *Mission complete*
      _New Mission:_ Bring General Biden or Donald Stormcloak the Jagged Crown.

    • @VaultBoiGeralt
      @VaultBoiGeralt Před 3 lety +39

      Damn I even read that in the accent

    • @denizmetint.462
      @denizmetint.462 Před 3 lety +4

      @@tomigun6913
      Sounds like a Schwarzwaelder.

  • @sergeantsapient
    @sergeantsapient Před 9 měsíci +161

    I got to say there's actually quite a bit of detail to this. The Lincoln monument actually does face East so the compass pointing West as you approach is actually a nice touch.

  • @mycodenameism4331
    @mycodenameism4331 Před 9 měsíci +34

    Quest: remind him where he is and that his wife is getting worried

  • @2guystry485
    @2guystry485 Před 3 lety +5277

    Joe: “Hello”
    Me: ....
    Joe: “Never should have come here!”

  • @jin-yoshida
    @jin-yoshida Před 3 lety +4517

    Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 3 lety +395

      If you don't vote for me, you ain't Redguard.

    • @workerofthemonth
      @workerofthemonth Před 3 lety +5

      Lol

    • @alejandroferrales8853
      @alejandroferrales8853 Před 3 lety +7

      LAmo lol 😂

    • @jerryblue017
      @jerryblue017 Před 3 lety +28

      That's funny because Nord in lore are actually quite stupid, when taken in majority. Since they shun magic and intellectuals. Should be Imperial, as that's the closest one in context.

    • @Adam-tu1lk
      @Adam-tu1lk Před 3 lety +30

      @@jerryblue017 It’s almost impossible to parallel TES races with real ones because TES races come more from specific cultural parallels. Imperials being Romans, Nords being Vikings, Redguards being North African samurai etc.

  • @dawson8364
    @dawson8364 Před 8 měsíci +53

    These memes are quickly turning into works of art.

  • @al.ban4085
    @al.ban4085 Před 9 měsíci +21

    The older scrolls

  • @michaelstufflebean5726
    @michaelstufflebean5726 Před 3 lety +7516

    "I think that poor kids can be just as bright as imperial kids"

    • @larsliamvilhelm
      @larsliamvilhelm Před 3 lety +123

      Think you mean Nord kids

    • @laboskie349
      @laboskie349 Před 3 lety +17

      @@larsliamvilhelm And Breton.

    • @ajmerthethy6724
      @ajmerthethy6724 Před 3 lety +31

      @@larsliamvilhelm No. Latins have always been better than Germanics. Only in recent history is it the opposite.

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 Před 3 lety +14

      Dark Elves and Argonians.

    • @IroncladHD
      @IroncladHD Před 3 lety +9

      If by recent you mean for the past 2000 years, then sure.

  • @ScyllaWyrm
    @ScyllaWyrm Před 3 lety +36042

    The Elderly Scrolls.

  • @OneFourtySevenAM
    @OneFourtySevenAM Před 9 měsíci +23

    That's the first meme in a while that legitimately brought me a laugh.

  • @HonkHonkler
    @HonkHonkler Před 8 měsíci +46

    The fact that’s he’s standing there perfectly like an NPC you get a quest from 😂

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You're not fooling anyone btw.

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@oldflowers1342 Huh?

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 Před 3 měsíci

      @@HonkHonkler Don't play dumb. Honk Honkler? The clown world Pepe? Give me a fucking break.

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 Před 3 měsíci

      @@HonkHonkler Don't play dumb. "Honk Honkler," the clown world Pepe. Give me a break. Follow your leader.

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@HonkHonkler Follow your leader.

  • @heavydarkmatter
    @heavydarkmatter Před 3 lety +2867

    Quest Started: You Know The Thing

    • @EyefyourGf
      @EyefyourGf Před 3 lety +23

      @@TheVerinen2 Well that and the bugs.

    • @clementwolf4081
      @clementwolf4081 Před 3 lety +12

      @@TheVerinen2 mine would be i forgot to remember to forget

    • @CTPELOK_U3_KPOKYCA
      @CTPELOK_U3_KPOKYCA Před 3 lety +24

      Bring 20 amphetamine doses to old-man Joe

    • @clementwolf4081
      @clementwolf4081 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheVerinen2 never really one from "one or the other" then again as person that met people .... "all of my friends have off switches"

    • @JS-bf9dw
      @JS-bf9dw Před 3 lety +43

      Bring 10 kids to Joe

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 Před 3 lety +10767

    "If you don't vote for me, you ain't a redguard."

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles Před 9 měsíci +15

    "Hello."
    *ROLL CREDITS*

  • @Shogunwario
    @Shogunwario Před 23 dny +1

    This should win a award of some kind its that good.

  • @michaelcollette4605
    @michaelcollette4605 Před 3 lety +5602

    “The security at the capital is terrible, shameful is what it is.”

  • @diabetesman4030
    @diabetesman4030 Před 3 lety +4663

    “If you don’t vote for me you ain’t a dark elf”

  • @CJs_Coop
    @CJs_Coop Před 9 měsíci +18

    There aren't words to express the beauty of this meme

  • @MADGabzkcowman
    @MADGabzkcowman Před 9 měsíci +50

    It took me a while to figure out that this wasn't a video game 😂

  • @ToxicGamez
    @ToxicGamez Před 3 lety +33085

    Without the effects this just seems like such an awkward way to film this

    • @ForageGardener
      @ForageGardener Před 3 lety +760

      Its cgi

    • @Barney0815
      @Barney0815 Před 3 lety +1630

      Awkward Man= awkward election= awkward Film you will get more soon

    • @benson5798
      @benson5798 Před 3 lety +23

      Didn't think I'd see you here Krucial!

    • @flamethrower1273
      @flamethrower1273 Před 3 lety +619

      This was the official video.

    • @toootdooot710
      @toootdooot710 Před 3 lety +41

      @@flamethrower1273 it’s all the truth

  • @brichess8227
    @brichess8227 Před 3 lety +5798

    Do you get to the Capitol very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

    • @Justalilsilly
      @Justalilsilly Před 3 lety +84

      Not now that's for sure.

    • @pedrokim107
      @pedrokim107 Před 3 lety +238

      After some recent events, if some people return there the guards will be like: "Wait I know you"

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Před 3 lety +109

      @@pedrokim107 "You're making a mistake"

    • @pedrokim107
      @pedrokim107 Před 3 lety +136

      @@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation "The only mistake was you showing your face. You've committed crimes against the USA and her people, and it's time to face the Constitution justice."

    • @SolidMublo
      @SolidMublo Před 3 lety +69

      "I'll have you know that there's now pu$$$$yyYYYY"

  • @That_lore_guy
    @That_lore_guy Před 8 měsíci +17

    I just can’t get over the fact that was a real thing they did like it was legit like a Skyrim interaction

  • @Moose808
    @Moose808 Před 9 měsíci +6

    This 20 second clip is atmospheric AF

  • @largerock
    @largerock Před 3 lety +2849

    Skyrim mods are getting out of hand these days

  • @spimpsmacker6422
    @spimpsmacker6422 Před 3 lety +8559

    The weird part about this is the fact that its filmed in a way that looks like a 3d animation but is real footage.

    • @tehboxnoob
      @tehboxnoob Před 3 lety +147

      Yeah wtf

    • @vrilm6746
      @vrilm6746 Před 3 lety +103

      What's it from?

    • @codyjohnson7841
      @codyjohnson7841 Před 3 lety +206

      Hell even watching his mouth close after he says hello doesn’t look real!

    • @birbopikle6431
      @birbopikle6431 Před 3 lety +43

      Ngl, took me a solid minute of rewatching this to figure that out.

    • @ALL-AMERICANA
      @ALL-AMERICANA Před 3 lety +296

      What’s even more weird is how Joe Biden is the President.

  • @requcilia9805
    @requcilia9805 Před 9 měsíci +10

    表現の自由は素晴らしい

  • @mattwstewart205
    @mattwstewart205 Před 3 lety +4482

    “If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t Dunmer”

  • @turle8645
    @turle8645 Před 3 lety +19832

    Imagine you don't press A and he just kinda stands there awkwardly

    • @Mcaark
      @Mcaark Před 3 lety +356

      You could just listen to him “speak” and if it’s longer than a minute you’ll have at least one instance where you don’t have to imagine.

    • @defaultytuser
      @defaultytuser Před 3 lety +103

      I think you meant "press E". Right? .... RIGHT?!

    • @borisvdb
      @borisvdb Před 3 lety +79

      "Have you heard of the high elves?"

    • @therealdontclickme
      @therealdontclickme Před 3 lety +143

      Plot twist:
      He’s actually stuck up there because of the stairs.

    • @BAYDROID
      @BAYDROID Před 3 lety +43

      He didn't press A in the video. The NPC react automatically near you.

  • @TheWaynos73
    @TheWaynos73 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Joe is the ultimate NPC.

  • @xivuarathgodofwar
    @xivuarathgodofwar Před 7 měsíci +2

    I need you to find the ice cream truck

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper Před 3 lety +1916

    Poor kids are just as smart as Nord kids.

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 Před 3 lety +32

      feel like imperials would be better than nords

    • @kobi7955
      @kobi7955 Před 3 lety +34

      @@piggynatorcool668 Imperials are far more sensible to the other races than the Nords
      Edit: Also it makes sense when you take the the Grey Quarter into consideration

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Před 3 lety +4

      @@kobi7955 u re mom

    • @kobi7955
      @kobi7955 Před 3 lety +22

      @Bob Larson Have you played the other games and actually read through the what the Empire wants and is going to do when Skyrim is united or have you only played Skyrim and took everything at face value?

    • @covfefe-kr9jn
      @covfefe-kr9jn Před 3 lety +4

      @Bob Larson heck yeah brother

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Před 3 lety +4851

    I can't fucking imagine why they filmed it like this

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +751

      I know I thought it was a 3d animation at first

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 Před 3 lety +664

      For this meme to be born.

    • @foreverknight66
      @foreverknight66 Před 3 lety +286

      It's all a show for them now, pretty him up and hope they can make it four years.

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg Před 3 lety +127

      @@bishounenbrat8171 Can't wait till Biden's brain goes dark. I will laugh and laugh until I cry.

    • @bishounenbrat8171
      @bishounenbrat8171 Před 3 lety +253

      @@nuclearpugg Its already dark. If you think he's in the one in control than idk what to tell you.

  • @ita221
    @ita221 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The brandon scrolls

  • @RustyNutsBruh
    @RustyNutsBruh Před 7 měsíci +1

    I literally watch this at least once a month.... it's just so good.

  • @ag806
    @ag806 Před 3 lety +702

    When you decline the mission he has to say "come on man!"

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz Před 3 lety +65563

    Oh man, s-tier meme.

    • @co3476
      @co3476 Před 3 lety +97

      Yo

    • @NullReserve
      @NullReserve Před 3 lety +166

      Would expect to see Gus here

    • @AxlPatrol
      @AxlPatrol Před 3 lety +46

      Gus I haven't seen you in the comments section since you stumbled on my slam poem.

    • @arodring8441
      @arodring8441 Před 3 lety +13

      My boy my son please let me just explain

    • @alexjoffe8361
      @alexjoffe8361 Před 3 lety +17

      If gus approves, so do I!

  • @toulow
    @toulow Před 5 měsíci +2

    Why did that make me laugh so much... my sense of humor has been destroyed XD

  • @MatteBlackEverything
    @MatteBlackEverything Před 9 měsíci +7

    I would have died if he said, "Khajiit has wares if you have coin."

  • @rquinain
    @rquinain Před 3 lety +18392

    The fact that the compass is geographically accurate... *chef kiss*

    • @rhebbhulett
      @rhebbhulett Před 3 lety +461

      Holy shit, just checked.

    • @YumYum820
      @YumYum820 Před 3 lety +32

      😆

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Před 3 lety +148

      What was the symbolism of Lincoln facing East?

    • @silentblackhole
      @silentblackhole Před 3 lety +42

      @@sloshed-rat that’s an interesting question. I’d love to know why as well. Obviously an intentional fact.

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Před 3 lety +150

      @Tim My only logical reasoning so far for his placement is because we wouldn't want Lincoln to be remembered as a president who was only on "one side" of the civil war.
      He tried his best to keep the union together, not to tear it apart.

  • @brigeatenex
    @brigeatenex Před 3 lety +2583

    The fact that the compass actually reflects the real directions as the camera moves..

    • @coalfire3719
      @coalfire3719 Před 3 lety +49

      Needs a bit of work to be more accurate but it is a good addition.

    • @TaraZaraChara
      @TaraZaraChara Před 3 lety +105

      You're right! The statue of Lincoln looks East, so you'd be going west walking towards it. 10/10 meme right here

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz Před 3 lety +14

      That's dedication.

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 Před 3 lety +3

      True! XD

    • @hunterbartley7071
      @hunterbartley7071 Před 3 lety +3

      RIGHT!??

  • @RabidLeech.
    @RabidLeech. Před 6 dny +1

    “I got trinkets, odds and ends, thar sort of thing.”

  • @Cesar-zd3jp
    @Cesar-zd3jp Před 3 lety +6742

    The way Joe Biden says "hello" sounds even better than that of the Skyrim NPCs

    • @jameswebb4171
      @jameswebb4171 Před 3 lety +92

      So why I’m hearing is that we should petition to have Biden voice NPC’s in elder scrolls 6?

    • @ditchfood8047
      @ditchfood8047 Před 3 lety +72

      He'll be the jester deadric prince. The weird one that sniffs your hair and such

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ditchfood8047 He'd actually be a great voice actor for Sheogoroth

    • @brandomsoft5668
      @brandomsoft5668 Před 3 lety +16

      He says 'hello' like he's simultaneously holding back from vomiting.

    • @doctorlechita1865
      @doctorlechita1865 Před 3 lety +13

      He's actually a npc

  • @AxlPatrol
    @AxlPatrol Před 3 lety +2369

    Never should have come here

    • @theprimecompany6221
      @theprimecompany6221 Před 3 lety +75

      (unsheathes ancient bible)

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed Před 3 lety +5

      *should of

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 3 lety +2

      "Stop lawbreaker!"

    • @Chrassi
      @Chrassi Před 3 lety +34

      @@SneedFeedAndSeed *should‘ve / the ones who say ‘should of‘ instead, need to get their grammar fixed.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 Před 3 lety +10

      I dont know you and I dont care to know you

  • @DanTheManHibiki
    @DanTheManHibiki Před 9 měsíci

    Calming. Much needed. Thank you.

  • @sylviethetg7598
    @sylviethetg7598 Před 3 lety +2438

    "You ain't redguard if you have trouble deciding between Ulfric and me"

    • @ancientdusman
      @ancientdusman Před 3 lety +145

      Underrated comment of the year but I'd go with 'Orc' tho.

    • @danielpearson5852
      @danielpearson5852 Před 3 lety +2

      Cease

    • @Nope-ik8wv
      @Nope-ik8wv Před 3 lety +85

      @@ancientdusman that’s kinda fucked bro

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg Před 3 lety +79

      "You cannot go to a tavern or a market stall unless you have a slight Redquard accent. I'm not joking."

    • @masonarmand8988
      @masonarmand8988 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Nope-ik8wv its how he copes with nords gettin curbstomped by redguards

  • @Electrifying316HBK
    @Electrifying316HBK Před 3 lety +1798

    "I used to be adventurer like you. Then I took the... You know the thing."

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 Před 3 lety +62

      A cornpop to the knee.

    • @drprofessor1414
      @drprofessor1414 Před 3 lety +48

      A vaccine to the knee

    • @CoronaAleks
      @CoronaAleks Před 3 lety +17

      Cornpop was a bad knee

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 Před 3 lety +32

      "I- i- i- i- i- i- if- if- if- if- if- if- if we- if we fall for- a bunch of- okie doke-"

    • @Phoenix-cg3hq
      @Phoenix-cg3hq Před 3 lety +3

      @@cckiller0053 are u seriously making fun of a speech impediment rn

  • @BenD0v3r32
    @BenD0v3r32 Před měsícem +1

    This clip has been following me for a whole day yesterday ^^

  • @Hyde_Lawrence
    @Hyde_Lawrence Před 3 měsíci

    This is one of the best videos in history, thank you.

  • @LordVader89
    @LordVader89 Před 3 lety +2644

    Joe: Redguard kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids

  • @marcotroiano6426
    @marcotroiano6426 Před 3 lety +2659

    "Listen, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Ulfric, then you ain't Redguard." -- Jarl Biden

  • @urekmazino3509
    @urekmazino3509 Před 9 měsíci +4

    "Hello, im lost. Can you hope me get home?"

  • @CalamityCain
    @CalamityCain Před 7 měsíci

    Words cannot express, how much I love this

  • @duquedecaxias9266
    @duquedecaxias9266 Před 3 lety +1340

    “I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of... You know, the thing.”

    • @propheon9789
      @propheon9789 Před 3 lety +43

      Mead... or is it meat? Anyway you know ... the thing.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +1

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear zaros

    • @th3voyag3r33
      @th3voyag3r33 Před 3 lety +10

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @lebens3585
      @lebens3585 Před 3 lety +3

      @@th3voyag3r33 it's a bot

    • @drpavel_
      @drpavel_ Před 3 lety +1

      baby blood

  • @astrobiojoe7283
    @astrobiojoe7283 Před 3 lety +1624

    "Let me guess, someone stole your mail-in ballot"

    • @Vyrtus_
      @Vyrtus_ Před 3 lety +16

      Rotfl!

    • @happy-vf9tp
      @happy-vf9tp Před 3 lety +19

      Not me but my Grandparents

    • @TheHungryGames
      @TheHungryGames Před 3 lety +11

      This is the one 🤣

    • @HPmcDoogle
      @HPmcDoogle Před 3 lety +4

      Holy fuck hahah

    • @crypt0sFX
      @crypt0sFX Před 3 lety +31

      Actually my civil war granpappy and his mates voted for this guy for some reason

  • @1nhof
    @1nhof Před 5 měsíci +1

    This music always makes me want to play Skyrim

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK Před 4 měsíci +2

    looks at him. saves game.

  • @rivanianx
    @rivanianx Před 3 lety +2777

    "If you have a problem figuring out if you're for me or Jarl Trump, then you ain't a Redguard."

    • @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220
      @guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220 Před 3 lety +250

      "the stormcloaks are just an idea"

    • @teaveins1466
      @teaveins1466 Před 3 lety +79

      @@guysidontknowhowtowritehel1220 The stormcloaks are more akin to a right wing militia than they are antifa

    • @coments101
      @coments101 Před 3 lety +95

      @@teaveins1466 Both are fucking garbage so what does it matter?

    • @AaronF2112
      @AaronF2112 Před 3 lety +58

      @@teaveins1466 stormcloaks are definitely BLM

    • @teaveins1466
      @teaveins1466 Před 3 lety +40

      @@AaronF2112 Last I checked BLM didn't try and storm the heart of democracy. (And for the record I think the BLM protests conduct was out of line in many cases)

  • @ErikNiceBoy
    @ErikNiceBoy Před 3 lety +2297

    "Another lobbyist here to lick my politicians boots. Good job."

    • @roberts6865
      @roberts6865 Před 3 lety +94

      most of the time its the politicians licking lobyist boots

    • @XEZ616
      @XEZ616 Před 3 lety +5

      Too bad they're gone.

    • @denizmetint.462
      @denizmetint.462 Před 3 lety +12

      @@XEZ616 No such luck

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 Před 3 lety +7

      Hey to be fair the jarl of Whiterun is actually a really good guy

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 Před 3 lety

      @@cameronroy2129 only reason I go empire every time, if he joined the storm cloaks I would not care one way or the other.

  • @NickMartinproductions

    “With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed” 😂

  • @red-pm5qg
    @red-pm5qg Před měsícem +2

    Joe just chills in the Lincoln memorial? 😂

  • @stevebarrett3622
    @stevebarrett3622 Před 3 lety +2670

    “Whats the matter smoothskin, never seen a Ghoul before?”

  • @aligoodarzi7262
    @aligoodarzi7262 Před 3 lety +769

    New words of power learned :
    Come on man

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile Před 24 dny +2

    Bro really said: *Hello* 🕴️

  • @bwijdieks8864
    @bwijdieks8864 Před 20 dny +1

    "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

  • @CallmeCram
    @CallmeCram Před 3 lety +1446

    Need something?

  • @XJBXFK
    @XJBXFK Před 3 lety +2169

    "wait... i know you"
    **checks notebook**
    "you are... the... th- the thing you know"

  • @Specoups
    @Specoups Před 4 měsíci +1

    *_The Elder Joe IV: Oblivious_*

  • @AlternateKek
    @AlternateKek Před 9 měsíci +5

    This is so perfect I almost think they were in on it

  • @juliantheapostate3779
    @juliantheapostate3779 Před 3 lety +2133

    "By the Nine, uh, you, know, the Nine things."
    - Emperor Biden

    • @aaronjones7093
      @aaronjones7093 Před 3 lety +48

      @Samuel Santoro it is funny keep your opinions to your self

    • @FBI-ht4wy
      @FBI-ht4wy Před 3 lety +51

      We all know he's not an emperor.
      Just a muppet

    • @aaronjones7093
      @aaronjones7093 Před 3 lety +1

      @@FBI-ht4wy put him in the animus his ancestor is ceaser

    • @plmokm33
      @plmokm33 Před 3 lety +7

      @Samuel Santoro it's pretty funny

    • @alexjohnston2701
      @alexjohnston2701 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha 😄

  • @the_indicted
    @the_indicted Před 3 lety +13636

    "If you don't vote me, you ain't no redguard."
    -Joe Jarl of Biden.

  • @theotherguy4069
    @theotherguy4069 Před 5 měsíci

    awesome detail making the compass face west when we are looking directly at the memorial

  • @mattcsmith47
    @mattcsmith47 Před 2 měsíci

    After 3 years, this is still on my list of top things on YT

  • @L7Mcmacdaddy
    @L7Mcmacdaddy Před 3 lety +3444

    Me: "The perfect meme doesn't exist"
    Joevahkin: "... hello"

  • @calvincoolidgesimp4380
    @calvincoolidgesimp4380 Před 3 lety +4403

    “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as Nord kids”

  • @a_birds_nest111
    @a_birds_nest111 Před 5 měsíci +1

    the music for skyrim is just amazing, halo is just incredible and to mix the both of them would be breath-taking

  • @user-so2cx5vv7r
    @user-so2cx5vv7r Před 7 měsíci

    One of the best videos ever

  • @ravenwei0117
    @ravenwei0117 Před 3 měsíci +2

    dude only uploads this single video and becomes a legend

  • @Temp3st60
    @Temp3st60 Před 3 lety +506

    The way he's standing still there in the dark and gradually gets brighter as the camera gets closer is 100% accurate

  • @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin
    @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin Před 3 lety +358

    Joe just radiates "Bethesda"

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict Před 3 lety +57

      His character is certainly buggy and his speech glitches all the time 😂

    • @_NightSaber_
      @_NightSaber_ Před 3 lety +20

      @Hannibal Barca Shut up

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 Před 3 lety +33

      @Hannibal Barca
      America: "A- A fair and open election!?
      With 120% voter turnout!?
      In the dead of night!?
      Localized entirely in just a handful of precincts!?"
      DNC: "Yes!"
      America: "May I see it?"
      DNC: "....No."

    • @Originalcopy20
      @Originalcopy20 Před 3 lety +3

      'Radiates' perfect use of the word

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před 3 lety +9

      @Heiliger Katholik
      It’s called a bot. Bethesda are masters at making them.

  • @velocity1852
    @velocity1852 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The camera movement and the way the drummers are moving feels so much like a Bethesda game

  • @jcvjcvjcvjcv
    @jcvjcvjcvjcv Před 9 měsíci +2

    I would have expected "Where am I?"

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 Před 3 lety +518

    This looks like the menu on a DVD when you want to watch the bonus features.

    • @anthonymanuel55000
      @anthonymanuel55000 Před 3 lety +10

      It definitely does

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony Před 3 lety +6

      This would be the menu on the DVD called "How I dealt with Corn Pop"

    • @anthonymanuel55000
      @anthonymanuel55000 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Charles_Anthony or “dementia for dummies”

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte Před 3 lety

      Oh man the flashbacks.
      Star Wars had it even for the movie itself.

    • @MM-ju4yu
      @MM-ju4yu Před 3 lety

      @@anthonymanuel55000 Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin Před 3 lety +884

    Skyrim mods are getting out of hand.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt Před 3 lety +5

      Wonder what ENB he's using...

    • @dimitriosgladio059
      @dimitriosgladio059 Před 2 lety +1

      Now there are two of them

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist Před 2 lety +13

      He`s a terrible companion, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MOD! All he does is block doors and has a carry max weight of 10IBs. He barely even has any health at all, and has ZERO stamina and magicka. His lips don`t even sync with his words! Do not even get me started on his in-game rambling...

    • @rufusth3r3d46
      @rufusth3r3d46 Před 2 lety +1

      Dude's just mad tRump lost, so he's gotta make shitt y memes to make himself feel better....🤦🏻‍♂️ pathetic

    • @soundred1254
      @soundred1254 Před 2 lety +3

      @@rufusth3r3d46 take a joke

  • @jboydayz
    @jboydayz Před 9 měsíci +2

    I’m surprised he uttered a word. Impressive, Joe!

  • @alaraplatt8104
    @alaraplatt8104 Před 3 měsíci +1

    this is a lot more fitting than the oblivion edit imo

  • @sockpapertowel4157
    @sockpapertowel4157 Před 3 lety +1532

    “Here is your quest. You have limited time, so you uh- better- uh, get to the- th- the thing, you know. The thing”

    • @matthewphillips1890
      @matthewphillips1890 Před 3 lety +7

      What is the thing

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 Před 3 lety +32

      The legend of the.......uh.......cornpop.

    • @godslayerhighkage1799
      @godslayerhighkage1799 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣

    • @rocketman8476
      @rocketman8476 Před 3 lety +1

      Funny how conservatives forget how “well spoken” Trump was. With words like Bigly and covfefe, take this quote for example Aug ‘17 white nationalist rally-Charlottesville,VA
      “Well I do think there’s blame-yes, there’s blame on both sides. You look at-you look at both sides. I think there’s blame on both sides.”

    • @sockpapertowel4157
      @sockpapertowel4157 Před 3 lety +64

      @@rocketman8476 1. That was Twitter. And that’s just normal speech. Sometimes people run circles when they have nothing to say next. Biden literally forgets what he says 24/7

  • @dialectiks
    @dialectiks Před rokem +3339

    I thought of every kind of goofy stupid thing he could say, but the "hello" just nailed it