Hat kid lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the snatcher attacked. Only the CrabBar, master of all death wishes could stop him. But when Hat kid needed him the most, he was making Custom Death Wishes. But now he's back and killed the Snatcher. The end
DEATH WISH: All These Bands Wanna be Like Us ------------------------------------------------------------- *Complete The great big Hootenanny in co-op without dying (Co-op anywhere mod required) "You brought a buddy along? I guess that's more souls for me!" -------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus- Each player collects at least 1 DJ Grooves token. Bonus- One player (ONLY ONE PLAYER) has the mirror badge equipped.
>-------|DeathWish|--------< Outhouse Brawl Beat the Outhouse without your umbrella *better not get a Sliver kid Bonus: 1 Hit Hero Equipped Bonus: beat under 3 Minutes
Custom death wish -Light the candle *Complete The end (the normal one) with all candles (except the snatcher coins) active. Bonus -complete snatchers hit list with the first bonus- Edit: defeat all enemies Bonus *Avoid damage from enemies (not counting mustache girl)
The 'Seal the Deal Meal Deal' Complete a full clear of Seal the Deal, this also means the bonus challenges of each respective boss e.g. only blue potion snatcher Bonus: One hit hero and no hat abilities Bonus: Don't miss your cue to attack You'll need ultra instinct to do this Though you shouldn't because it is a joke and anyone who even attempts this will go insane
Custom Death Wish It's all in your head Beat Seal the Deal while only doing direct attacks with hats and badge abilities (And the Snatcher's blue potions) "This IS a game about hats, right?" Bonus: No jumping either. Bonus: You can only spend 8 minutes on the Snatcher fight.
how they were before complete seal the deal while doing the bonuses for encore encor, killing two birds, breaching the contract and no more bad guys no bonuses
I've just had a idea. DEATH WISH: the running kid. [Insert snatcher quote here because I got nothing] Complete the "illness has spread" without stopping! (Basically, if you let go of the run button, you die!) Bonus: don't fall off the edge Bonus: only use the sprint hat
Costum death wish: *No time to freeze* "Its all your fault, hurry before they sink" Adjective: beat rock the boat in less then 4:30 minutes without badges. Bonus: carry on the available passengers to the save boat in every part. Bonus: dont get cold, you dont want to have the same fate as them. (Time stop hat bot effect the timer) (Getting cold means touching the water)
Custom death wish: gotta go hat kid complete mustache girl fight up until shield phase in 3x speed it is possible! Bonus: use the badge that slows down too Bonus: Switch back to 3x speed on final phase
It would be even nastier if the forgotten Moonjumper terminally corrupts all the bosses with himself engaging in carnage and giving almost Impossible nightmare deathwishes
EASY Custom Death Wish --------------------------------------- Welcome to Death Town "Without dying, life would be meaningless, right kid?" Finish The Town of Mafia, but die in 5 different ways. Bonus: Find 10 different ways to die Bonus: No Candel -----------------------------------------
Aggro'd Mafia goons Patty-cake'd to death Flattened by meat Beaten by birds Drowned in Town That what you were going for? Oh, also: Sky Diving Without a Parachute
@@Zero_de_Nova Does the lava level count? if so: Drowned in lava Beaten by fire birds (if there are any, i don't remember) Melted by hotness Eaten by lava fish
And i am here, strugling to beat Snatcher EX (from Breaching the Contract, no EX EX Snatcher). I did beat him already, but his tri attack... i hate that thing. I guess i ll train a bit more Mu and Snatcher and i ll give another go for Seal the Deal. Edit: Finally, after something like 20 hours of training, i finally cleaned Seal the Deal with both bonus. Not droping to 1 hp was way harder than no hat. Peck you Snatcher. I also feel like rng is your worst ennemy in this fight. His attacks are not "that" bad once you learned them (well, yes they are, but still manageable), but sometime the position of the explosions during the minions attack make thing really hard to dodge. Also my favorite is the tri attack later in the fight, immediately followed by a red explosions. The ground is still a mess from the tri and the red pillars coming...
I'm not sure if your still doing this, but I had an idea that I'm curious about Not Close, nothing personal. 'beat Seal The Deal using only projectiles' Bonus 1: Beat at least one boss with a projectile badge shot Bonus 2: do not miss a chance to attack "You love swinging that umbrella around, dontcha kiddo? Well for this contract you can't use it! So you better get creative"
And now after the nerv there are people who complain about wanting the pre-nerv versions back because apparently the nerved versions are now "to easy" uhhghh... people sometimes
Custom death wish might make more sorry =Silence!= [My poor ears!] Bonus 1 - do conductor or do dj grooves boss fight Bonus 2 - broken time badge equipped
BTW if it's a required sound then it doesn't count (text auto voice line) so if you talk to somebody get in a fight with mafia and he grunts then it's you're fault so it counts
Custom Death Wish ---------------------------------- The Beta is really showing here "There's a reason for it being called a beta, kid." Beat "The Beta Hero's Challenge" in 200 seconds (with Nausea Badge on). Bonus: Finish with 50 seconds left on the clock. Bonus: With Broken Clock Badge (timer not affected).
25 seconds ago, 1 view 2…likes? wat also congrats 30 away from 2k! Also why not use the brewing hat against mafiaboss? I saw you using it before and it actually does 2 damage.
uhh, ik its not about this dw, but do you have any tip for 10-sec until self-destruct? I died 311 times and I'm kinda getting frustrated now, I just can't make it through the cannon-lava pillar-exploding cake combo.
**sees comment saying to do Seal the Deal with 1 Hit Hero** CrabBar: Yeah this should be easy, let's do it. **18 hours later** CrabBar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **NOW DO IT WITH BROKEN CLOCK BADGE**
Death wish ------------------------- Speedrun Studio ------------------------- *Oh look, they're filming your suffering. ------------------------- Complete NORMAL dead bird studio in 1:30 without any debt (other than actually entering the studio) Bonus: photoshop the train rush timer in (at 90 seconds) Bonus: complete another death wish in the same act.
So out of everything you had to endure in this, what was the hardest part of this entire Custom Death Wish? Was it Ultra Snatcher, Final Phase Mustache Girl EX? Or maybe something from the first two EX Bosses?
Yeah I think there's a point there. I don't think Ultra Snatcher could be practiced at all since he's exclusive to Seal the Deal. Snatcher EX exists I suppose but it's not the same.
Sorry to pester you, but maybe snatcher's shockwave attacks? The ones for others are predictable, as they often jump/pounce when you shouldn't be on the floor. But snatcher catches me in an endless loop of tripping and taking damage! Is there any way to escape this and possibly save a run?
Custom Death Wish Wound-up Windmill Speedrun(Don't stop,just run to the end kiddo) Goal:Beat this level 3minutes or less without letting your HP drops to 1 Recommended mods :Water Gear/Cappy Cap (Will be used a ALOT of times on this DW) Bonus:Do NOT use hookshot badge and equip 1Hit hero Badge Bonus: Don't use more then 3 times Super Water Jumps (At the moment when you land,use the water power to jump Higher) and 2 Water jump in Mid Air. Expert: Beat the level in 2 minutes or less Good Luck !
@@CrabBar I think this should do it: First bonus : Equip 1 hit hero, unequip the water gear badge. Second bonus :use the water gear but without using Hats ability , the water gear cannot be used more then 6 times. Expert: Reach to the end in 2 minutes and 30 seconds or less (Updated) Good luck! (3 Runs challenge)
![A Hat in Time - All Death Wish Bosses [Post-Nerf, No Damage/Hat Abilities]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9j2bYYMV_XM/mqdefault.jpg)
![A Hat in Time - All Death Wish Bosses [Post-Nerf, No Damage/Hat Abilities]](/img/tr.png)
![152 tasks Cruisin' for the Bruisin' [Custom Deathwish, full clear]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UK5IB94I5K8/mqdefault.jpg)
Hat kid lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the snatcher attacked. Only the CrabBar, master of all death wishes could stop him. But when Hat kid needed him the most, he was making Custom Death Wishes. But now he's back and killed the Snatcher. The end
dude that comment was a joke
Yep, Hat in time god.
somone go tell a Hat in time To feature this on twitter cause this is insane
You mean Gears for Breakfast?
@@chaos_blue1089 yea
They can’t showcase a spliced run
@@Tattletales402 And what exactly is your proof that it is spliced?
@@kikones34 That comment is a year old, was just me being a dumbass
You did something a lot cannot...
You should be proud...
14:05 Epic dodge there, Snatcher
I needed your guises to beat these levels with peace and tranquillity. I could NOT have done this without you
5:44 Nope, sorry. The run is dead
:sad:
@@CrabBar YOU GOT HIT!
It's over now, I unsubscribe :((((((((((( REEEEEEEE
Blade the Cat EXCUSE ME?
Wouldn't it be funny if you just died there if you had 1 hit hero equipped?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A fitting name for this could be: "Seal the Deal for Real"
PS. Holy Shit I'm in this, I forgot I commented that. Umm sorry :P
The mere thought of attempting this is giving me anxiety...
I truly admire your determination to complete something like this. Holy cow...
But how... how! HOW!? HOW!?!?!?
So that must mean there is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious charge!
here let me give you this thing
[cool]
Your offically a god
DEATH WISH:
All These Bands Wanna be Like Us
-------------------------------------------------------------
*Complete The great big Hootenanny in co-op without dying (Co-op anywhere mod required)
"You brought a buddy along? I guess that's more souls for me!"
--------------------------------------------------------------
Bonus- Each player collects at least 1 DJ Grooves token.
Bonus- One player (ONLY ONE PLAYER) has the mirror badge equipped.
Now to find em coop dudes...
They are anywhere in comments :U
oh god, hat kid knows how to swear AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that's quite quick
Probably a mod
this isn't a no-hit run you hit the bosses
-THIS IS A JOKE I AM BEING SARCASTIC-
The amount of times I heard hat kid say "shit" at the end is hilarious.
>-------|DeathWish|--------<
Outhouse Brawl
Beat the Outhouse without your umbrella
*better not get a Sliver kid
Bonus: 1 Hit Hero Equipped
Bonus: beat under 3 Minutes
-I realized in the thumbnail how truly -*-Thicc-*- the conductor is-
15:05 Quite the foul-mouthed kid, ain't she?
Is she actually trying to say what I think she’s trying to say? Rated E.
@@catherinehigueros8142 Sounds like it...
LordVGames
Of course she’s saying bonk! And shizz!
it need peck
Cause y’all p e c c n e c c s
I pretty much gave up on beating Mafia Boss with one hit hero and you beat Seal the Deal with it...
Well done sir, well done.
Custom death wish
-Light the candle
*Complete The end (the normal one) with all candles (except the snatcher coins) active.
Bonus
-complete snatchers hit list with the first bonus-
Edit: defeat all enemies
Bonus
*Avoid damage from enemies (not counting mustache girl)
I don’t think bonus 1 is doable accually so just defeat all enemies instead
Also “it’s about time I get use for those all these candles!”
What are the candles again?
Tristan Wong well basically the only one to really worry about is the one that kills you when you jump
but there is *no jump candle*
Dat sans plush is so cute
hey i said the same thing that one time and ima say it again:
" 'Pfft, I could do that' "
The fact this was pre-nerf makes this even crazier
The 'Seal the Deal Meal Deal'
Complete a full clear of Seal the Deal, this also means the bonus challenges of each respective boss e.g. only blue potion snatcher
Bonus: One hit hero and no hat abilities
Bonus: Don't miss your cue to attack
You'll need ultra instinct to do this
Though you shouldn't because it is a joke and anyone who even attempts this will go insane
pre-patch,version on release
THE TRUE FINAL CONTEXT
This is it kiddo! The TRUE final context is begins NOW!
Complete seal the deal with one hit hero and under than 15 minutes!
What if the potions made shockwaves
Welp that’s another 18 hours
Pretty sure your computer will die first before he finishes his first wave of potion spam
9:57 328 tries, omg^^
That book, How To Kill Kids, must include one heck of a workout routine. Them bosses are jacked!
15:06 that was timed perfectly with the back round music
I have no words, this is crazy!
MeriTea it’s also spliced
18 HOURS!? Holy peck i'm feeling your pain.
Yeah, that's kind of reason I posted less detailed videos for like a week
Custom Death Wish
It's all in your head
Beat Seal the Deal while only doing direct attacks with hats and badge abilities (And the Snatcher's blue potions)
"This IS a game about hats, right?"
Bonus: No jumping either.
Bonus: You can only spend 8 minutes on the Snatcher fight.
I'm afraid snatcher would take around 8 minutes as only potions are here (neither hat nor projectile badge work in that fight)
@@CrabBar Wait rly? One moment, let me make some adjustments.
how they were before
complete seal the deal while doing the bonuses for encore encor, killing two birds, breaching the contract and no more bad guys
no bonuses
I've just had a idea.
DEATH WISH: the running kid.
[Insert snatcher quote here because I got nothing]
Complete the "illness has spread" without stopping! (Basically, if you let go of the run button, you die!)
Bonus: don't fall off the edge
Bonus: only use the sprint hat
Costum death wish:
*No time to freeze*
"Its all your fault, hurry before they sink"
Adjective: beat rock the boat in less then 4:30 minutes without badges.
Bonus: carry on the available passengers to the save boat in every part.
Bonus: dont get cold, you dont want to have the same fate as them.
(Time stop hat bot effect the timer)
(Getting cold means touching the water)
Custom death wish: gotta go hat kid
complete mustache girl fight up until shield phase in 3x speed
it is possible!
Bonus: use the badge that slows down too
Bonus: Switch back to 3x speed on final phase
You get a sub
It would be even nastier if the forgotten Moonjumper terminally corrupts all the bosses with himself engaging in carnage and giving almost Impossible nightmare deathwishes
You madman
EASY Custom Death Wish
---------------------------------------
Welcome to Death Town
"Without dying, life would be meaningless, right kid?"
Finish The Town of Mafia, but die in 5 different ways.
Bonus: Find 10 different ways to die
Bonus: No Candel
-----------------------------------------
Aggro'd Mafia goons
Patty-cake'd to death
Flattened by meat
Beaten by birds
Drowned in Town
That what you were going for? Oh, also:
Sky Diving Without a Parachute
@@ShadwSonic Yes. Ok, i make it harder. Good Luck next time
@@Zero_de_Nova Does the lava level count? if so:
Drowned in lava
Beaten by fire birds (if there are any, i don't remember)
Melted by hotness
Eaten by lava fish
@@electroshock1021 No it do not count because it should be the first Level of the Game
@@Zero_de_Nova Then the first bonus is imposiblle
You are the most underrated CZcamsr ever
5:57 Um alright then
And i am here, strugling to beat Snatcher EX (from Breaching the Contract, no EX EX Snatcher). I did beat him already, but his tri attack... i hate that thing. I guess i ll train a bit more Mu and Snatcher and i ll give another go for Seal the Deal.
Edit: Finally, after something like 20 hours of training, i finally cleaned Seal the Deal with both bonus. Not droping to 1 hp was way harder than no hat. Peck you Snatcher. I also feel like rng is your worst ennemy in this fight. His attacks are not "that" bad once you learned them (well, yes they are, but still manageable), but sometime the position of the explosions during the minions attack make thing really hard to dodge. Also my favorite is the tri attack later in the fight, immediately followed by a red explosions. The ground is still a mess from the tri and the red pillars coming...
I'm not sure if your still doing this, but I had an idea that I'm curious about
Not Close, nothing personal.
'beat Seal The Deal using only projectiles'
Bonus 1: Beat at least one boss with a projectile badge shot
Bonus 2: do not miss a chance to attack
"You love swinging that umbrella around, dontcha kiddo? Well for this contract you can't use it! So you better get creative"
How can you do THIS plus whatever clusterpeck Death Wishes we've been sending you, AND STILL ONLY HAVE ABOUT 2K SUBS?
I subscribe you deserve it
9:53 ded run alert ded run alert
I'd buy you a fucking drink after this one.
The madman actually did it
Good job sir
Boss Rush EX but you use OHH Badge like in the 1st boss rush
And now after the nerv there are people who complain about wanting the pre-nerv versions back because apparently the nerved versions are now "to easy"
uhhghh... people sometimes
Are you a god?
Oh wait, you are a crabbar, that explains it.
Impressive
VERY IMPRESSIVE
Custom death wish might make more sorry
=Silence!=
[My poor ears!]
Bonus 1 - do conductor or do dj grooves boss fight
Bonus 2 - broken time badge equipped
BTW if it's a required sound then it doesn't count (text auto voice line) so if you talk to somebody get in a fight with mafia and he grunts then it's you're fault so it counts
The second coming of CrabBar
Pre-patch? My man is quite literally unmatched.
X329 Deaths OOF
I have no words
How many attempts did it take you to do this?
*A- A- SHI- A- A- A- SHI-*
Also, defeat the mafia boss regular on 3x speed. I saw failboat do it
bonus: FREE BONUS :D
BONUS: FREE BONUS :D
*anime music intensifies*
Ex Boss Rush, attack with Laser Badge only
*Bonus: Complete with no time-stop
*Bonus:stay above half health during the entire rush.
I suppose that leaves me with potion-only snatcher fight, mhm
Okay what the fuck?
now do it with the “no hats badge”?!?! XXXXXXDDDD
PEEEEEEEEEK NEEEEEEEEEEEK
That bow is really cute, where do you get it/what hat is it?
It is a reward for one of the deathwish levels, you can check out collectibles video for that
Welp time for me to do this
MAFIAAAAAAA ball
Custom Death Wish
----------------------------------
The Beta is really showing here
"There's a reason for it being called a beta, kid."
Beat "The Beta Hero's Challenge" in 200 seconds (with Nausea Badge on).
Bonus: Finish with 50 seconds left on the clock.
Bonus: With Broken Clock Badge (timer not affected).
25 seconds ago, 1 view 2…likes?
wat
also congrats 30 away from 2k!
Also why not use the brewing hat against mafiaboss? I saw you using it before and it actually does 2 damage.
I did no hat abilities, since snatcher doesn't allow them either way and the rest is simple
uhh, ik its not about this dw, but do you have any tip for 10-sec until self-destruct? I died 311 times and I'm kinda getting frustrated now, I just can't make it through the cannon-lava pillar-exploding cake combo.
You may watch the video on how I handled it. Can't really suggest much but learn timings of flows and cakes
Lol I said to do it sorry not sorry :b ( also thanks for playing my custom deathwish!)
NO SWEARING ON THE CHRISTIAN BIRBCRAFT SERVER REEEEEE
damn i can't even kill mafia boss ex alone
gg boy :) you've completed my challenge.
**sees comment saying to do Seal the Deal with 1 Hit Hero**
CrabBar: Yeah this should be easy, let's do it.
**18 hours later**
CrabBar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
**NOW DO IT WITH BROKEN CLOCK BADGE**
I anticipated that a lot smh
Death wish
-------------------------
Speedrun Studio
-------------------------
*Oh look, they're filming your suffering.
-------------------------
Complete NORMAL dead bird studio in 1:30 without any debt (other than actually entering the studio)
Bonus: photoshop the train rush timer in (at 90 seconds)
Bonus: complete another death wish in the same act.
Do you use custom binds on keyboard? And Wich ones got changed?
No, I use all default (wasd, space/ctrl/E/etc
So out of everything you had to endure in this, what was the hardest part of this entire Custom Death Wish? Was it Ultra Snatcher, Final Phase Mustache Girl EX? Or maybe something from the first two EX Bosses?
Ultra Snatcher exclusively. Everything else could be and was practiced to bits
Yeah I think there's a point there. I don't think Ultra Snatcher could be practiced at all since he's exclusive to Seal the Deal. Snatcher EX exists I suppose but it's not the same.
@@rainoftime37what part of this death wish is custom?
I was the one that told you to complete seal the deal with one hit hero badge, right?
I guess?
Did anyone else came up something like this, to do seal the deal with one hit hero badge?
Edit: 14:25 oh........nevermind
Edit: will you didn't do mine's but, thanks for putting my comment in the video
I just grouped them all because aint dedicate one here neither complete them all (considering half is impossible lul)
Why you have 25538pons at the beginning of mustache girl but only 25431 pons at the beginning of snatcher？This isnt an entire seal the deal.
Wait wha- wow. That's really awkward
Ribbon doesn't show badges
@@CrabBar Actually surprised. I get that the challenge was virtually impossible, but you shouldn't have cheated it :/
CrabBar you should’ve just showcased the bosses hitless and not pretend it’s all the same run, not cool dude
@@Tattletales402 If it wasn't the same run he wouldn't have had 3 lives. Idiot
Just...wow.
My senpai noticed me :D
You are so good at this! How do you do it? Any tips for a noob like me?
It's practice and pattern/strat memorizing. I'm not sure what tips I could give here, maximum I could do is to explain any attack.
Sorry to pester you, but maybe snatcher's shockwave attacks? The ones for others are predictable, as they often jump/pounce when you shouldn't be on the floor. But snatcher catches me in an endless loop of tripping and taking damage! Is there any way to escape this and possibly save a run?
You need to spam jump button as soon as you have been knocked down by shockwave. Should jump just before second one comes
Custom Death Wish
Wound-up Windmill Speedrun(Don't stop,just run to the end kiddo)
Goal:Beat this level 3minutes or less without letting your HP drops to 1
Recommended mods :Water Gear/Cappy Cap (Will be used a ALOT of times on this DW)
Bonus:Do NOT use hookshot badge and equip 1Hit hero Badge
Bonus: Don't use more then 3 times Super Water Jumps (At the moment when you land,use the water power to jump Higher) and 2 Water jump in Mid Air.
Expert: Beat the level in 2 minutes or less
Good Luck !
Edit: If one of my bonuses are impossible to beat, rep me back so i can update/or build a new DW.
I think all of them are possible though you might want to change 1st bonus maybe (I don't really need water dash here anyway)
@@CrabBar I think this should do it: First bonus : Equip 1 hit hero, unequip the water gear badge. Second bonus :use the water gear but without using Hats ability , the water gear cannot be used more then 6 times.
Expert: Reach to the end in 2 minutes and 30 seconds or less (Updated)
Good luck! (3 Runs challenge)
Since you are still hearthing comments from this video, can you explain why you have 25538 pons first but later on you have 25431?
I can't, shamely. This can be considered as a cut but it wasn't :(
@@CrabBar hm it might be a glitch
she's totally saying bullshit at the end^^
Heh I’m gonna do this as well oh no
omfg im scared
Do you enjoy suffering?
More than most people
liking it for 18 hours wasted. rip time
How about with broken clock badge
I'd like to see that some time
Would be practically impossible
@@CrabBar Interesting...
Now do this but also use the mod that adds in the badge that has random things get shot at you.
@Devon Bennett yeah that.
5:18 Who kicked a can?
now beat every death wish on first try. gotta get that luwegi amiright???
Mario is kinda better but yeah
D A N G. How the hell did you survive this torture?
Somehow
@@CrabBar I know how, Your the peak of Gaming E V O L U T I O N.
hold up……… 4:23 am i right?
these bosses were the only fun part about death wish
Well done
Now do it with broken clock badge
Can you don't
@@CrabBar *dewit*
Sure.
*boots up TAS*
Now try with broken clock badge (1-hit-hero not needed)
I know it's impossible so
CrabBar I know, I just wanna we what it looks like
New challenge, at 3x speed ;)