Adding a New Mob: How We Make Minecraft - Episode 1

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  • čas přidán 30. 07. 2020
  • Ever wondered how we add your favourite mobs to your fifth-favourite crafting game? Discover the painstaking process behind making new mobs in Minecraft! Our new show is 24% mistake free! Er, we mean 14%. Oops.
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  • @breezyistired2870
    @breezyistired2870 Před 3 lety +7950

    "So we need to make our mob have a purpose"
    Bats: You guys are getting purposes?

  • @alfred4264
    @alfred4264 Před 3 lety +5173

    "Try not to ruin the player's life"
    Silverfish: no

  • @Inactive123f
    @Inactive123f Před 3 lety +822

    “Try not to add an apex predator”
    Warden: *Nervous sweating*

  • @bigmandave1630
    @bigmandave1630 Před 3 lety +464

    “Susan left you ten years ago, buddy”

  • @paulhovsepian8680
    @paulhovsepian8680 Před 3 lety +4466

    “Step 4: give the mob meaning”
    Bats:

    • @shinyprisma6085
      @shinyprisma6085 Před 3 lety +265

      "ALMOST every mob in minecraft has a meaning"

    • @oceanman3676
      @oceanman3676 Před 3 lety +214

      They’re there to increase the horror feeling inside the caves and, annoy you when combat involves

    • @skylatte
      @skylatte Před 3 lety +55

      Covid -^-

    • @justhallowed8499
      @justhallowed8499 Před 3 lety +100

      Allows players to locate caves while mining

    • @PrototypeFilms1
      @PrototypeFilms1 Před 3 lety +5

      Best comment ever!

  • @thecatlike2125
    @thecatlike2125 Před 3 lety +7284

    Honestly, this explains how we got the Strider

  • @galehunter2519
    @galehunter2519 Před 3 lety +354

    “The phantom was the first mob added to Minecraft by YOU!”
    Don’t remind us...

  • @sheridan5175
    @sheridan5175 Před 3 lety +81

    "The purpose of the phantom was to restore everyone's faith in democracy"
    Well... I'm sure palpatine likes the phantoms

  • @JohnYakooza
    @JohnYakooza Před 3 lety +528

    "I fear no man... But that things..."
    "🐢"
    "It scares me"

    • @AymaneXOfficial
      @AymaneXOfficial Před 3 lety +2

      Xd

    • @BlastingRyan609
      @BlastingRyan609 Před 3 lety +3

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    • @shayquann.
      @shayquann. Před 3 lety +4

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    • @grzesiufranek9296
      @grzesiufranek9296 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice tf2 template meme

    • @poopy09
      @poopy09 Před 3 lety +6

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      Turtle army: you didn't like LANHOU DIE YOU SHALL

  • @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq
    @JonathanHernandez-sm7nq Před 3 lety +4380

    “One of our developers actually finds the nether relaxing”
    We all have that one weird friend, I’m glad Minecraft does too

    • @davidndolibilopez555
      @davidndolibilopez555 Před 3 lety +197

      The warped forest is really relaxed. But we don't wanna talk about soulsand valley

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 Před 3 lety +100

      ReAx I LiKeZ traversing through basalt deltas is the definition of stress

    • @JDoodlii
      @JDoodlii Před 3 lety +12

      @@michaelzheng5250 you're so right on that

    • @davidndolibilopez555
      @davidndolibilopez555 Před 3 lety +30

      @@michaelzheng5250 Omg yes. I hate magma cubes. Crimston forest are decent when you have gold armour because you can trade with piglins and eat hogs

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard Před 3 lety +6

      Find a Crimson Forest and settle there. Nothing but Endermen to be found!

  • @valisy
    @valisy Před 3 lety +420

    “Let’s try not to overload with cute”
    Fox: huh?
    Axolotls: say whad?
    Edit: Bees: now hold up.

    • @Pristya21OwO
      @Pristya21OwO Před 3 lety +4

      Hi OwO

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame Před 3 lety +21

      you’re forgetting the literal culmination of souls that dwells in the deepest and darkest pits of the earth, following every sound and vibration it hears, waiting for its next victim

    • @Pearl1010
      @Pearl1010 Před 2 lety +11

      Cats and wolves:
      Say what now?

    • @levhiant9404
      @levhiant9404 Před 2 lety +3

      Axotlol... they look cute but they are sea monsters it eat other fishes or even other axolotl they also immortal and self regenerating so yeahh... kinda scary

    • @babyjacksvideos
      @babyjacksvideos Před 2 lety +1

      Bees, you forgot bees

  • @Elysiummmm__
    @Elysiummmm__ Před 3 lety +308

    "Never go full kawaii"
    Axolotl:

    • @lechonk3450
      @lechonk3450 Před 3 lety +8

      Axolotl: Am I a joke to you?

    • @CausticEnjoyer
      @CausticEnjoyer Před 2 lety +9

      Well, they did add the Warden as well, so it might balance it out

    • @dogfroggerspeedruns4442
      @dogfroggerspeedruns4442 Před 2 lety +11

      They said also cute animals got their dark side, for example axolotl are serial killers (on guardians and other sea lifes)

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge Před 2 lety +1

      @@dogfroggerspeedruns4442 Not turtles for some reason.

    • @jfxventas7735
      @jfxventas7735 Před 2 lety +1

      It has a dark side, it kills all submarine mobs

  • @leonkernan
    @leonkernan Před 3 lety +845

    Remember: They added phantoms because YOU asked for them.
    They're not going to let you forget that.

    • @pyrotixs8156
      @pyrotixs8156 Před 3 lety +33

      The regret

    • @andrewdrost6786
      @andrewdrost6786 Před 3 lety +69

      When you didn't vote for phantoms but still have to deal with them.

    • @SamTWP
      @SamTWP Před 3 lety +35

      I actually really like phantoms lol. They give membranes that allow me to float down gracefully and remind me to go to sleep and set my respawn point.

    • @Puffin_777
      @Puffin_777 Před 3 lety +8

      No one asked for the nightmare.

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 Před 3 lety +21

      @@pyrotixs8156 its like the soviet union where people asked for it and when it came it tossed everyone into starvation and deadness

  • @drunkninja00
    @drunkninja00 Před 3 lety +493

    "Like how creepers teach you the dangers of unsolicited hugs"
    I felt that

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 Před 3 lety +2

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА Hey, how's the weather over there?

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 Před 3 lety

      он спрашивает о погоде на родине

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry Před 3 lety +1

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА Do you have the LADA?

    • @KAY0DE
      @KAY0DE Před 3 lety

      @БАЙКи МИХа И ЛёХА абсолютное дерьмо в Соединенном Королевстве

  • @frankie11998
    @frankie11998 Před 3 lety +270

    The ironic thing about the Phantom is that the players all voted it in, and now that its been added to the game, we all hate it. May a lesson be learned: Mojang knows best

  • @solvdev
    @solvdev Před 3 lety +644

    Mojang: try not to ruin the player’s life
    Also Mojang: W a r d e n

    • @Samuelinox-th3ww
      @Samuelinox-th3ww Před 3 lety +14

      (if possible)

    • @CowsEatPineaples
      @CowsEatPineaples Před 3 lety +19

      Well the warden is ment to scare not fight they did say at minecon that jat it was suposed to bring the scare of your first night back

    • @devataxeqed
      @devataxeqed Před 2 lety +2

      @@CowsEatPineaples 3:13. Hes not a creep but we crafted him

    • @howyouknowitsreal1125
      @howyouknowitsreal1125 Před 2 lety +2

      Rlcraft: Rlcraft

    • @CowsEatPineaples
      @CowsEatPineaples Před 2 lety +4

      @@howyouknowitsreal1125 mojang didnt make that

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd Před 3 lety +2121

    “Every mob has a purpose.”
    Silverfish: ...

  • @tahelao1672
    @tahelao1672 Před 3 lety +7960

    They made a whole video just to end up showing us Steve wearing a wig.

  • @womankisser1
    @womankisser1 Před 2 lety +82

    *'Every mob in minecraft has a purpose'*
    Glowsquids: g l o w

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 Před 2 lety +12

      The Phantom's purpose was to restore faith in western democracy. The Glow Squid's purpose was to reaffirm that new sense of security, and show that no sudden outside forces can have massive ramifications on the institution of democracy.
      Wait

    • @Lazarguy2.0
      @Lazarguy2.0 Před 2 lety

      @@gravity1537 you copied that from the internet

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Lazarguy2.0 I didn't, but the fact you even thought that I did shows how many other people hold my views. You wouldn't say that "Chocolate is better than vanilla" was copied from the Internet simply because it's a shared opinion, so why would this be any different?

    • @aureus3234
      @aureus3234 Před 2 lety +1

      What about the bat it has no use, at ALL, no drops and little exp if killed

    • @StupBot
      @StupBot Před 2 lety +1

      Glowsquids secretely steals the souls of the players when they are sleeping

  • @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908

    ,,Every mob has a purpose''
    I heard giants liked that one

  • @jishthefish812
    @jishthefish812 Před 3 lety +2773

    “Tell my wife I love her!”
    “Susan left you 10 years ago buddy”
    “SHUT UP”

  • @WillTheRaccoon
    @WillTheRaccoon Před 3 lety +756

    Nether is actually calming ngl, just chilling on a warped tree, chomping some hoglin steak, while listening to the ghasts crying

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 Před 3 lety +36

      Also you hold a wither's hand- I mean head

    • @Keevstar
      @Keevstar Před 3 lety +13

      @@awesomeanbar9402 UWU

    • @nobodyspecial7004
      @nobodyspecial7004 Před 3 lety +5

      Exactly

    • @WillTheRaccoon
      @WillTheRaccoon Před 3 lety +20

      Also, if you are bored, you can also vibe to pigstep with the piglins

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 Před 3 lety +11

      Killing an entire clan of pig things while dodging deadly fire balls with dubstep playing in the background, how calming

  • @brandonbenoist783
    @brandonbenoist783 Před 3 lety +147

    Are we not going to acknowledge that they took away 86% of mobbo’s cuteness away and got 24%. Anybody else notice?😂

  • @femalefinder69
    @femalefinder69 Před 2 lety +83

    We make sure Minecraft is cute and colorful
    Warden: no

  • @bangdiebagel9465
    @bangdiebagel9465 Před 3 lety +955

    Minecraft: "A step by step guide on how rip us off"
    Mineblock: Write that down Write that down

  • @cerulity32k
    @cerulity32k Před 3 lety +3048

    "Every mob has a purpose."
    Bats.
    *Bats.*

  • @i-make-music-sometimes
    @i-make-music-sometimes Před 3 lety +110

    "I love friendship, friendship loves me, will you be my friendship? I friend loveship forever!"
    M.A.R.R.I.L.A. 2020

    • @goofyahhmonke2011
      @goofyahhmonke2011 Před 3 lety +7

      MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP* kawaii animals:*crys rainbows*
      narrator:what have i done

    • @TeoKA19
      @TeoKA19 Před 2 lety +4

      Legends say the mobs are still crying

    • @reidsewing6436
      @reidsewing6436 Před 8 měsíci

      "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"
      Narrator 2020

  • @YourLocalNobody420
    @YourLocalNobody420 Před 3 lety +13

    “A step by step guide to ripping us off”
    Mojang just dissed several different mobile games at once

  • @TVXDcombyElkhan
    @TVXDcombyElkhan Před 3 lety +1917

    "Every mob in Minecraft has a dark side."
    Me, looking at my pig farm: *intense sweating*

    • @utemhsa
      @utemhsa Před 3 lety +13

      you said that 4minutes ago lol

    • @everab1209
      @everab1209 Před 3 lety +26

      Just wait... you might have an "Animal Farm"

    • @kose263
      @kose263 Před 3 lety +4

      Omg lol

    • @mathewlawalata9990
      @mathewlawalata9990 Před 3 lety +25

      Just need a little bit of lightning

    • @Odin_Wattz
      @Odin_Wattz Před 3 lety +14

      Maybe you are the animal farm...

  • @yovany9770
    @yovany9770 Před 3 lety +384

    Everybody gansta till enderman give you a hair style

  • @jimin9223
    @jimin9223 Před 2 lety +10

    Everyone: * talks abt mobs *
    Jeb: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

  • @viggo_k8656
    @viggo_k8656 Před 3 lety +18

    "Every mob has a purpose"
    Endermites:

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky Před 3 lety +304

    “Tell my wife I love her!”
    “Susan left you ten years ago buddy”
    “Shut up!”
    Absolutely killed me!

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Před 3 lety +664

    "A step by step guide to ripping us off"
    I feel like this is a joke to all those games that look and act identical to Minecraft in it's very early stages

  • @doralaexplora8642
    @doralaexplora8642 Před 2 lety +14

    "Everyone was delighted when foxes were added!"
    Me: Yeah great source of XP and emeralds since I live in a spruce forest!

  • @user-sw8vx2wz4w
    @user-sw8vx2wz4w Před dnem

    "Let's start with something simple, creating life"
    Chuck Norris:"No problem"

  • @StingGho
    @StingGho Před 3 lety +529

    "A step-by-step guide to ripping us off" That killed me loll

  • @wrainerr
    @wrainerr Před 3 lety +806

    crappy google play store ripoffs: *”write that down write that down!”*

    • @thatonedude8691
      @thatonedude8691 Před 3 lety +11

      0:17

    • @blockmore1
      @blockmore1 Před 3 lety +4

      But still the original Minecraft will always be better than them.

    • @sad-pt7xd
      @sad-pt7xd Před 3 lety +3

      kieran no, bedrock is better than java except in speedrunning, crafting, redstone, servers and fps

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu Před 3 lety

      Lol

  • @kentuckyfriedfrick9804
    @kentuckyfriedfrick9804 Před 3 lety +13

    “Don’t go full kawaii”
    I could have never agreed more.

  • @zacoolest11
    @zacoolest11 Před 3 lety +8

    1:06
    *Excuse me did I just hear Terraria: Wall of Flesh sounds?*

  • @samaelthelightbringer
    @samaelthelightbringer Před 3 lety +1016

    "Almost every mobs serve a purpose."
    **cries in bats**

    • @sanstheskeleton679
      @sanstheskeleton679 Před 3 lety +57

      When you're strip mining and you hear a bat doe
      You know a cave is nearby

    • @chickentoaster5219
      @chickentoaster5219 Před 3 lety +3

      *cries in bats* *cries in pandas* *cries in foxes*

    • @JustJum
      @JustJum Před 3 lety +9

      @@chickentoaster5219 pandas give a source of slime in peaceful mode.
      Foxes can automate berry farms.
      Only bats, ocelots, silver fish, parrots and polar bears are useless (Also llamas kind of)

    • @chickentoaster5219
      @chickentoaster5219 Před 3 lety +3

      JustJum Well my point is that why add a mob when the one reason is ”yeah let’s add pandas, and some of them can produce slime balls” or ”Yeah foxes make a great addition to the game, they can farm one of the worst food items in the game.”

    • @blackwall8203
      @blackwall8203 Před 3 lety

      thats why he said "almost"

  • @HelixProto
    @HelixProto Před 3 lety +1377

    "If you add a new mob, you don't want to eliminate another."
    The zombie pigman:

    • @Simonelloss
      @Simonelloss Před 3 lety +49

      @@adamelkadi2098 no, now it's a zombified piglin

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 Před 3 lety +15

      the classic texture still has zombie pigman

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 Před 3 lety +3

      Adam Elkadi the name didn’t change there removed but kept them in the classic texture

    • @kevinsouza452
      @kevinsouza452 Před 3 lety +2

      Brazil

    • @kevinsouza452
      @kevinsouza452 Před 3 lety +1

      @@adamelkadi2098 brazil

  • @cookiecrumbs_
    @cookiecrumbs_ Před 3 lety +8

    "Thats why we wanted to make minecraft bright and happy"
    Them: lets add creepy cave sounds

  • @pilarisa09
    @pilarisa09 Před 3 lety +10

    "FOREVER I LOVE FRIENDSHIP"
    MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP
    **crys**

  • @Jojono-sq3vx
    @Jojono-sq3vx Před 3 lety +262

    "Almost every mob in minecraft has a purpose"
    Bats: *Sweats uselessly*

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki Před 3 lety +22

      [Ocelot] I had a purpose in my life, now I am as usefull as you, bat. Wolf, you're next.
      [Wolf] Sweats

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 Před 3 lety +2

      well you can use em for randomizers...

    • @Kait07_
      @Kait07_ Před 3 lety +14

      If you go mining and you hear a bat, it means there is a cave nearby

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki Před 3 lety +1

      @@julk1732 I know, what the person below said, I know too. It's just bats aren't doing as big things as Ocelot did in the past. Wolf will be next, I promise you it.

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 Před 3 lety +4

      @@LukiKruki well technically you can turn almost all mobs into randomizers, just bats are like the most random I think, so they good at something (unless you count the ocelot riding a creeper)

  • @DangerBites
    @DangerBites Před 3 lety +2019

    Alternate Title: How we added Herobrine to our game

    • @darkienl5886
      @darkienl5886 Před 3 lety +83

      OHHH DREAMMM

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 Před 3 lety +17

      @@darkienl5886???
      Edit:i understand what he meant now

    • @andrewbounds
      @andrewbounds Před 3 lety +26

      @Riot003 to add to this in more detail, whether you know or not other people might find this useful, Herobrine has been removed from every single update since 1.3 except for 1.16 on August 30th 2020 it will be his 10 year anniversary. I have taken the information from dreams video and people should go watch it.

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 Před 3 lety

      @Riot003 that doesnt mean herobrine is added

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 Před 3 lety

      @@andrewbounds or they just got bored you know?

  • @99999bomb
    @99999bomb Před 2 lety +10

    Relaxing in the nether
    Crowd: gasp
    Me with illegal water and terraformed the nether to be similar to the over world :wait it’s not relaxing?

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 Před 2 lety +5

    Tbh comments saying only the bat not having a special ability, but they could technically give it the Glares abilities

  • @GTron13
    @GTron13 Před 3 lety +426

    "Almost every mob in minecraft has a purpose"
    *Almost*
    *sad Wandering Trader noises*

    • @Pataponaddict
      @Pataponaddict Před 3 lety +10

      you don't want decor?

    • @notinuse679
      @notinuse679 Před 3 lety +42

      *leads say otherwise*

    • @gautamvaze1101
      @gautamvaze1101 Před 3 lety +42

      They have a very important purpose. Leads dont come cheap ya know

    • @builderdog3875
      @builderdog3875 Před 3 lety +28

      u mean
      *sad bat noises*

    • @denyraw
      @denyraw Před 3 lety +14

      They sometimes give you ice and Nautilus shells, the real useless mob is the bat.

  • @parthis5231
    @parthis5231 Před 3 lety +284

    “Makes them 86% less cute”... only reduces cuteness by 76%

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsBullshit

    Mob idea: The Grunt.
    Details: The Grunt has 50 HP and does 3.5 damage, it is a spider-like creature that naturally spawns in sculk growths. It cannot smell, so it relies on its hearing to find pray. Upon death, there is a small chance that nearby blocks will be converted into sculk blocks.
    Sculk Shrieker changes: There will now be two possible outcomes for activating a sculk shrieker, either a Warden will spawn, or 10+ Grunts will spawn.

  • @nhetyson
    @nhetyson Před 2 lety +14

    Mojang when we choose Phantom: i love democracy
    Mojang when "we" choose Glow Squid: i hate democracy

    • @mysterj6759
      @mysterj6759 Před 2 lety

      Mojang when we choose Allay: well... Hey look, *frogs* !!!

  • @b-init1221
    @b-init1221 Před 3 lety +1942

    I love how official Minecraft is going hand-in-hand with the meme community.

    • @dravengrondona
      @dravengrondona Před 3 lety +47

      I decided to watch a video from this channel, and I see this....
      This is amazing.

    • @IceInTheSoda
      @IceInTheSoda Před 3 lety +14

      it's all find and dandy, but i can still see where it's directed to kids

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 Před 3 lety +13

      IceInTheSoda It always was and always will be

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki Před 3 lety +6

      @@SavageDaAverage Cause Alex wasn't first and they are too lazy to add retexture variant.

    • @christieblackwood7807
      @christieblackwood7807 Před 3 lety

      @@LukiKruki and are you trying to do anything about that? who's lazy now

  • @turdblaster923
    @turdblaster923 Před 3 lety +734

    Dev1: “How scary are you Dev2?”
    Dev2: “I like the Nether.”
    Dev1: “What about you Dev3?”
    Dev3: “I added the cave noises.”
    Dev 1 and 2: *moves to a different lunch table*

    • @rerereuj
      @rerereuj Před 3 lety +38

      What about the guy who made the elder guardian jumpscare

    • @granatapacifica
      @granatapacifica Před 3 lety +23

      And what about the guy that made enderman sounds?

    • @donovanthefrog138
      @donovanthefrog138 Před 3 lety +14

      What about the guy who decided to make the ghast sounds?

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 Před 3 lety +1

      @@donovanthefrog138 Never gonna kombat you upczcams.com/video/WO92Y8CEUus/video.html

    • @omegaflytrap7961
      @omegaflytrap7961 Před 3 lety

      @@arfsnmdgn9271 lol

  • @poisonapple420
    @poisonapple420 Před 3 lety +1

    "Relaxing?" "The Nether."
    *gasps*

  • @RedSkyArtemis
    @RedSkyArtemis Před 3 lety +7

    “A Step-By-Step Guide to Ripping us off”

  • @P8nda
    @P8nda Před 3 lety +414

    "How we make Minecraft"
    "A step-by-step guide to ripping us off"
    Block Craft 3D:
    *Write that down,*
    *Write that down!*

    • @keeryeltetty2901
      @keeryeltetty2901 Před 3 lety +2

      I wrote this reply because when this has more replies I'll read them then copy them by editing this reply. Will not only give me more likes but will cause drama.

    • @bendlhk7421
      @bendlhk7421 Před 3 lety +2

      they was listen pigstep

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda Před 3 lety

      @@keeryeltetty2901 Lmao get that off of my comment

  • @thatsabop3999
    @thatsabop3999 Před 3 lety +195

    -Herobrine's 10th anniversary coming up
    -No "Removed Herobrine" in Changelog for 1.16
    -*Adding a New Mob*
    h m m . .

    • @rayjeremiah3699
      @rayjeremiah3699 Před 3 lety +1

      interesting . .

    • @CounterMS
      @CounterMS Před 3 lety +2

      @MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him
      Ya can't see him

    • @VoltzV1
      @VoltzV1 Před 3 lety +2

      Hhmmm you watched dream video

    • @cataclyx
      @cataclyx Před 3 lety +1

      @MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him the nostalgia floods me

    • @cataclyx
      @cataclyx Před 3 lety +1

      @@VoltzV1 or he just noticed it was missing from the change log like everyone else who looks at it whenever there's an update
      though you're probably right lol

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy Před 3 lety +1

    “Dolphins play with your items instead of returning them”
    That’s why I lost 1/10 of my items.

  • @podiacider
    @podiacider Před 2 lety +3

    Normal game devs: “How can we improve this game? Are there any bugs we need to fix? How can we meet the player’s needs?”
    Jeb: “LUNCHTIME BABYYYYYY!!!!!”

  • @Coco__not
    @Coco__not Před 3 lety +908

    Everyone in the comments: Bats haven't a purpouse.
    Minecraft devs: *Adds Bat Soup*

  • @mwizkaeks
    @mwizkaeks Před 3 lety +761

    "Susan Left You Ten Years Ago,Buddy..."

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 Před 3 lety +17

      @SP M welcome to the internet buddy, also no one owns the idea.

    • @gonedark1049
      @gonedark1049 Před 3 lety +3

      CZcamsrs right now

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gonedark1049 such words where never spoken, so amazing.

    • @mostlywxcked7689
      @mostlywxcked7689 Před 3 lety +2

      @SP M Well no one cares if its stolen no one owns the idea of the comment :/

    • @Cam-pz3bk
      @Cam-pz3bk Před 3 lety +2

      @SP M in case you didnt know, mikayla quoted the video thinking it was funny

  • @annierogers8855
    @annierogers8855 Před 3 lety +2

    0:49
    a legend was born

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 Před 3 lety

    “Talk about a double threat.” Sheep: *baas in scaredness*

  • @MrAshton
    @MrAshton Před 3 lety +625

    “Every mob has a purpose”
    Bats: that don’t drop anything not even xp”

  • @jasastopar
    @jasastopar Před 3 lety +1438

    Minecraft ripp offs: "write that down, write that down!"

    • @Cognitive_player
      @Cognitive_player Před 3 lety +14

      too late, the chinese knockoffs were ahead of us by a long shot

    • @jasastopar
      @jasastopar Před 3 lety +8

      @@Cognitive_player well, if u think chinese minecraft (cuz they banned the real one) than yeah, but this is still minecraft just in chinese
      But if you think the actuall ripp offs from china, they have a long way to minecraft tho

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jasastopar ouch kombatrollczcams.com/video/sdo5p3NbVZM/video.html

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar Před 3 lety

      piracing minecraft

    • @archungus
      @archungus Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahahahahahahaha

  • @femalefinder69
    @femalefinder69 Před 2 lety +1

    Every mob has a use:
    Bats and cats shivering in a cave

  • @SquidlingUnavailable
    @SquidlingUnavailable Před 3 lety +3

    I can indeed confirm the baby turtle ate my soul.

  • @HR-in1dm
    @HR-in1dm Před 3 lety +1074

    6:06 “make them 86% less cute”. Only makes them 76% less cute. *visible confusion*

  • @alipali
    @alipali Před 3 lety +830

    "A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO RIPPING US OFF"
    They read our minds

  • @digital_ferret7263
    @digital_ferret7263 Před 2 lety +3

    "A city that took me a Decade to build"
    -weights 31MB

  • @efxed
    @efxed Před 2 lety

    Every mob has a purpose
    Bats: INTENSE SWEATING

  • @thedragonfolly570
    @thedragonfolly570 Před 3 lety +774

    "phantoms restored everyone's faith in democracy"
    phantoms: no, i don't think i will

  • @activevertex4475
    @activevertex4475 Před 3 lety +2686

    “Almost every mob has a purpose”
    CZcams comments: “what about silverfish and bats!”
    Congratulations, you successfully understand what “almost” means.

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 Před 3 lety +50

      Oof

    • @brobone4320
      @brobone4320 Před 3 lety +70

      That alot of damage

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL Před 3 lety +76

      Silverfish can help you find the portal room by opening up some blocks in the walls.

    • @suryajandhyala
      @suryajandhyala Před 3 lety +16

      they almost understood

    • @ThinkKEVINCH
      @ThinkKEVINCH Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah Lol They Are The Meaning Of *STUPID!!*

  • @donafina5814
    @donafina5814 Před 3 lety +1

    I love the turtle its face when right hand man screams MAKE IT STOP

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy Před 3 lety

    5:20 I love how that grunt goes with the pitch of the beat

  • @clownfrownytgaming2974
    @clownfrownytgaming2974 Před 3 lety +398

    “City that took me a decade to build”
    36 megabytes.

    • @cubeoi
      @cubeoi Před 3 lety +2

      Dang, i commented this too

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda Před 3 lety +2

      Lol my survival world has over 90 megabytes and all it is is a zombie farm, a small storage building, a nether portal, a house, and a beacon.

    • @3ieka
      @3ieka Před 3 lety

      Dobby 7 31.2*

    • @scythe_ghoul
      @scythe_ghoul Před 3 lety

      Support me

    • @3ieka
      @3ieka Před 3 lety

      Dobby 7 0.2 is a Big change

  • @frost4794
    @frost4794 Před 3 lety +328

    Minecraft: *Doesn't remove Herobrine.*
    Herobrine: "My time has come."

    • @drjvoices
      @drjvoices Před 3 lety +9

      Null: you fool, you fell for one of the classic blenders.
      (Null is the father of herobrine, nethertheless)

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon Před 3 lety +4

      Edit: *TRUTH ABOUT HEROBRINE IS [REDACTED] THANK YOU FOR READING.*

    • @karololivas4503
      @karololivas4503 Před 3 lety +3

      Player: What did I do to you guys :(

    • @Joshhh.c
      @Joshhh.c Před 3 lety +2

      @@drjvoices What.... when tf did Null become Herobrine's father?

    • @airisnotimmortal46300
      @airisnotimmortal46300 Před 3 lety +1

      @@davidgumazon I've got a headache

  • @comedylyfe2113
    @comedylyfe2113 Před rokem +1

    I think a cool mob would be an ender cultist, a purple skinned zombie villager with dark purple robes and a sacrificial blade, they can telliport, perform swing attacks, and they appear after the death of the ender dragon

  • @psycholamborghini4828
    @psycholamborghini4828 Před 2 lety +1

    5:12 Me too, whenever one of the original nether soundtracks comes on

  • @southsportsdude
    @southsportsdude Před 3 lety +490

    The official Minecraft channel knows us more than any other gaming company has before

    • @DannDorito
      @DannDorito Před 3 lety +4

      If I ever get to open a studio this comment will be false

    • @carlosnava1471
      @carlosnava1471 Před 3 lety +2

      Well, I mean for starters there's various Revolver Dig studios that know very well their audiences, and that's not counting lots of indie devs; but I guess Mojang is a lot better than the average game-related multimillionaire company so good for them.

    • @noahjones1540
      @noahjones1540 Před 3 lety +1

      my arch nemesis

    • @cockman8437
      @cockman8437 Před 3 lety +1

      carlos nava i mean, theres also CDPR. They’re a pretty good game developer, very pro consumer, and know what makes people happy and they have very small negative PR like minecraft

    • @yeetthephone2341
      @yeetthephone2341 Před 3 lety

      Not a lego yoda

  • @eusoueu9230
    @eusoueu9230 Před 3 lety +458

    "Every mob in Minecraft has a purpose"
    Bats: I thought I was a joke to you

    • @mmfamily1194
      @mmfamily1194 Před 3 lety +3

      Hi

    • @naturalkind5591
      @naturalkind5591 Před 3 lety +21

      Their purpose is to drive those who are playing mincraft too much to suicide to prevent the strain on society

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 Před 3 lety +15

      What? You wanna eat them?

    • @razvanefros411
      @razvanefros411 Před 3 lety +29

      they do have a purpose. when mining, hearing bats indicates theres an unlit cave nearby

    • @agastyasanyal4026
      @agastyasanyal4026 Před 3 lety +5

      Ambience is a use smh

  • @indianamations
    @indianamations Před 3 lety +1

    Don’t try to ruin the players life
    Warden: bonjour

  • @GWVillager
    @GWVillager Před 3 lety +3

    Now we just need someone to make an hour long version of 4:32

    • @humanbeing9946
      @humanbeing9946 Před 3 lety

      of course we do. it's very soothing for some reason.

    • @GWVillager
      @GWVillager Před 3 lety

      Yeah, I genuinely love it

  • @kleez9777
    @kleez9777 Před 3 lety +705

    “Every mob has a purpose”
    Bats: *Allow me to Introduce introduce myself*

    • @David-iq5yl
      @David-iq5yl Před 3 lety +49

      i like bats tho they make sounds so you can find caves easily i heard bats while i strip mine and i found diamonds

    • @Darkerio
      @Darkerio Před 3 lety +2

      [OTK]_DaviD DavilA ;-;

    • @joeyprell9784
      @joeyprell9784 Před 3 lety +8

      There annoying. Thats a purpose.

    • @AlexHerz
      @AlexHerz Před 3 lety +2

      Ambient mob?

    • @Saiiri
      @Saiiri Před 3 lety +3

      They are needed to find darkness in my opinion

  • @juancarlossanchez9465
    @juancarlossanchez9465 Před 3 lety +343

    1:25
    "City that took me a Decade to build"
    *31.2MB*

    • @Mutantvine
      @Mutantvine Před 3 lety +22

      What is this? A city for ants?!?

    • @JoshuaGuineaPig
      @JoshuaGuineaPig Před 3 lety +4

      lol its a survival world

    • @colk5373
      @colk5373 Před 3 lety +6

      My Minecraft aquarium project: *laughs in 101.7mb*

    • @jacoblane6301
      @jacoblane6301 Před 3 lety +1

      @@colk5373 did you build a zoo after the aquarium project on that same world or something else?

    • @colk5373
      @colk5373 Před 3 lety +1

      fluffy the porg I didn’t finish it

  • @skgamer-zs6en
    @skgamer-zs6en Před 2 lety

    the turtles size already ate my soul with cuteness

  • @nixosgoddess
    @nixosgoddess Před 3 lety

    series: how we make minecraft.
    me, a modder: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  • @tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471
    @tavanozinedinyazidabdul7471 Před 3 lety +342

    "Susan left 10 years ago buddy"
    *"SHUTUP"*
    This is why i love the minecraft devs

  • @tgre
    @tgre Před 3 lety +450

    "Every mob in Minecraft has a dark side."
    wither skeletons: do I have a light side?

    • @granatapacifica
      @granatapacifica Před 3 lety +23

      They drop le White Bones for la bone meal

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 Před 3 lety +1

      @@granatapacifica ikrczcams.com/video/WO92Y8CEUus/video.html

    • @Areus019
      @Areus019 Před 3 lety +8

      Minecraft is not racist change my mind

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Před 3 lety +4

      Wither skeletons light side: skeletons

    • @Ezcald
      @Ezcald Před 3 lety

      No no you dont

  • @TheCutestArthurryEver
    @TheCutestArthurryEver Před 11 měsíci

    Turtle's not gonna eat my soul! Liked!

  • @disembodiednarrator
    @disembodiednarrator Před 3 lety +3

    “Bats have no use”
    Target practice •=•

  • @TowelBun
    @TowelBun Před 3 lety +360

    "86% less cute"
    *goes down to 24*
    wait a minute

  • @punkake3051
    @punkake3051 Před 3 lety +647

    Lol I feel like I got personally called out when he was like “Relaxing. The Nether.”

    • @Etanarvazac_Revorix.
      @Etanarvazac_Revorix. Před 3 lety +26

      Aaahh.... Nothing like another 150° day in the Nether.
      Yep. I like that place too

    • @abberant3112
      @abberant3112 Před 3 lety +16

      The warped forests are actually really nice.

    • @chubbycalico8217
      @chubbycalico8217 Před 3 lety +4

      You guys are really weird.

    • @Etanarvazac_Revorix.
      @Etanarvazac_Revorix. Před 3 lety +2

      @@chubbycalico8217 You should try it sometime.
      -- Starts playing "In The Nether" parody --

    • @Etanarvazac_Revorix.
      @Etanarvazac_Revorix. Před 3 lety

      @Husein Mammadov Yep. And you can easily run miles of the overworld from the Nether. Shoot, connect each biome and you're set.

  • @cowboynumber4
    @cowboynumber4 Před 7 měsíci

    2:43
    "Okay guys, so hear me out... It's called the Phantom-"

  • @sgenpatagnan3233
    @sgenpatagnan3233 Před 2 měsíci

    Mobbo likes you.
    Player: WHAT HVE YOU DONE TO MY HOUSE???

  • @michaelzheng5250
    @michaelzheng5250 Před 3 lety +533

    “86% reduced” *drops down to 24%*
    *Massematiks*

  • @captainkaboom5516
    @captainkaboom5516 Před 3 lety +777

    “Try not to ruin the player’s life (if possible)” Phantoms: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”

    • @rotoblade5550
      @rotoblade5550 Před 3 lety +11

      Creepers:BOOM

    • @Crep35
      @Crep35 Před 3 lety +5

      @@rotoblade5550 *BOOM*

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt Před 3 lety +14

      Players voted for phantoms

    • @supertpguner5485
      @supertpguner5485 Před 3 lety +2

      I lost my elytra to em once. Witch got me to half a heart then phantom comes out of no where and beats me up

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala Před 3 lety +5

      Phantoms and creepers are the only mob that continues to piss me off at end game. I walk around with 100 levels above a full emerald beacon building a castle in max enchanted mending gear and elytra and they still irritate me to no end. Mojang pls nerf

  • @jetpackdog3427
    @jetpackdog3427 Před 2 lety

    2:03
    "TELL MY WIFE I LOVED HER!"
    *"Susan left you Ten Years ago, buddy..."*
    *"SHUT UP"*

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 Před 3 lety

    Everybody: IM EXCITED FOR NETHER UPDATE!
    Jeb: when is lunch? Can i have two lunches today? LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH