In this episode charlie shown concern to his brother although he's got his own problem but still he is worried about his brother... That is why he decided to fund jake for college which is said by charlie in the future episode... Since its a comedy show people forgot to see those feelings...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yeah, Maybe he should since Judith's the biggest bitch of an ex-wife and Alan shouldn't take any of her crap ever like watching her house burn and her right along with it. He smiles with pure evil.
No, but the scene at the kitchen where he said : And for what? So he gets a worthless piece of paper that he can fold and wear at his fast food job where he will get fired for stealing fries. He ruined that part several times
1) Google CZcams to MP3, copy and paste the video's link, press convert and then download the file. 2) Open another tab and download Audacity. 3) Launch the app, open the MP3 with the whole sound of the video and crop the part where he screams. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. Have a good one.
@@andrewlei2980Charlie is also the direct responsible for Alan's lawyer screwing him over. So he kinda has to stick up to the situation. But I do agree Alan becomes more of a leach every season, sth Charlie shouldnt have to tolerate. But he does because he loves Jake and deep down his brother too.
You guys know that this was a tv show and the main idea behind it was to show people that despite everything their bond was very close. The leeching and every other shenanigan is what makes it hilarious.
When Alan yelled at Charlie to "Wake Up" and take his kid to school and all, Charlie should've gotten up and knocked his ass out and then thrown his ass out right afterwards
Alan showed his acting skills on this chapter. 😂
You mean Jon Cryer
2:57 Jon's delivery was on point and hilarious
Indeed
Alan - Can't get it up,take a pill..
Jake - can't get what up😂😂
Alan always talks about how healthy he is yet he has to take expired Viagra's just to 'Get it Up'... what a loser
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 It's comedy..it's a show..relax 🙄
@@xx-fs6du Hell Naw, I Ain't Gonna "Relax". I'm Tryna' Get My Troll On And Start Some Shhh In The Comment Section. Lol
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 healthy people still can have a ED PROBLEM
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In this episode charlie shown concern to his brother although he's got his own problem but still he is worried about his brother... That is why he decided to fund jake for college which is said by charlie in the future episode... Since its a comedy show people forgot to see those feelings...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
yup
It's not all of a sudden
Alan should have been sleep deprived more often. He's more of a man this way 😏
Trollface Killa I have noticed that
Hes still spineless
@@robertforrest9021 not really.
Robert Forrest
Alan on a normal day could never yell at Charlie like that. Wym
@@exodustimes4266 nutmeg
he should act this way towards judith
Yeah, Maybe he should since Judith's the biggest bitch of an ex-wife and Alan shouldn't take any of her crap ever like watching her house burn and her right along with it. He smiles with pure evil.
Charlie sheen was the reason two and a half men was legendary
He goes and the whole magic falls apart
Nah it was great writing and chemistry between Charlie and the other actors. It went downhill way before Charlie was replaced
@@S1rWakka nope 👎 ur wrong
“I do like fries” gets me everytime 😂
They on TV all the time! Priceless 😂😂😂
It's nice that Alan thinks Jake can make it to college
And thats how Alan started an underground fight club.
First rule, you do not pay rent
they need to reboot two and half men and bring charlie back it would be great
No they don't. They need to stop rebooting. Nothing can ever meet such a high expectations. They would just do 2-3 three shitty money grab seasons.
It's possible to make a new show with a similar premise and a new cast but rebooting with the original cast? Just a waste of time at this point.
Bad ideia
The show went downhill long before Charlie left
Gassy Dwarf . … LMAO!!!!
Charlie's nicknames for Jake is all golden😂
How hard would it have been to not laugh at 2:24 .. must've taken a lot of retakes😂😂😂
No, but the scene at the kitchen where he said : And for what?
So he gets a worthless piece of paper that he can fold and wear at his fast food job where he will get fired for stealing fries. He ruined that part several times
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THE BEST SCENE BY FAR OF ALAN HARPER........
Alan practiced for this long dialogue so many times 😂😂
2:57 to think he has the nerve to lecture Charlie when he's the one who's broke and homeless.
Thought he was gonna say half man.
Jake ends up being the one with the big money by the end of the show. 2.5 million to be exact.
Gassy dwarf... Good for him ..loool
Can't get what up?
It's not all of a sudden
Best lines 😂😂
Alan: Cant get it up take a pill.
Jake: Cant get what up?
😅😅
I aspire to wake up after sleeping so long that I don’t know what day it is
The feeling is underrated for sure. Most of the time i find out it is weekend when i see everybody outside is dressed well
There's a story about that, granted in the story )might be a creepy pasta) the guy sleeps for a century
Just gotta stay up for a while. Usually after a big 2 day 2 night coke bender you'll have this big sleep
Am I the only one who gets pissed when Alan asks Jake to bring his friends with-ought Charlie’s Permission
They look down on Jake so much yet he is the one that ended up rich! Lol!
Can someone make a vid/audio just the part when Alan screams wake up.. I'd like that to be as my alarm ringtone
1) Google CZcams to MP3, copy and paste the video's link, press convert and then download the file.
2) Open another tab and download Audacity.
3) Launch the app, open the MP3 with the whole sound of the video and crop the part where he screams.
Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. Have a good one.
Sometimes Alan & Jake reminds me to Ren & Stimpy
Charlie is the greatest brother of all times.
Best of jon cryer
Alan speaks out the true system of education.
Yes and very accurate.
I don't understand why Charlie always allows Alan the leach to do whatever he wants in his house
Doris Sanchez if you watch season 1, he basically does it for Jake. Deep down, Charlie really loves Jake and wants to give him the best life possible.
@@andrewlei2980Charlie is also the direct responsible for Alan's lawyer screwing him over. So he kinda has to stick up to the situation. But I do agree Alan becomes more of a leach every season, sth Charlie shouldnt have to tolerate. But he does because he loves Jake and deep down his brother too.
@@nyongtory4e no no it's on Alan to get a lawyer that screws clients over a non work related things. Alan is a doormat and dum dum
You guys know that this was a tv show and the main idea behind it was to show people that despite everything their bond was very close. The leeching and every other shenanigan is what makes it hilarious.
Stockholm syndrome lol.
can't get what up??😂😂😂
"Not all of a sudden" hahahaha
0:04 Bass solo 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
Alan is on Alpha mode here 😂
The kids were old enough to not need supervision anyways.
Surre you can sleep you have no Conscience
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?
its noon
What day?
Saturday
Thanks see ya Sunday
When Alan yelled at Charlie to "Wake Up" and take his kid to school and all, Charlie should've gotten up and knocked his ass out and then thrown his ass out right afterwards
That kitchen is where all the magic happens
William Tell Overture
If my kid were to be actually that stupid I would never forgive myself ... Lol 😆
Just blame the mother.
bloopers on this wer so funny
Gassy dwarf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I miss the show two and half men
It would be great if someone do a video loop with alan scream wake up at 2:22
You know, charlie is giving him a roof over his head. Why does he gota watch the brat too
If my brother yells at me like this i will kick him out 😂😂
look at his grin at 2:02
Lol I do like fries
This show should be called three 1/2 men or 1 1/2 men.
Hey it’s Lex Luther!
Why does Alan play with his food? He never takes a bite..
He keeps switching his cutlery between hands as well
Bom bom bom bom bom
"Extra order-not accepting frescs"
Wow Alan's cranky when tired
Cranky? He's acting like a little bitch and Charlie should've thrown his ass out for being so unthankful and unappreciated
Aren't we all?
@@dr.j.bettis--md9697 I know people hate Alan, but Charlie, Jake, Judith and their mother Evelyn especially, are way worse than he is.
I do like fries 😂😂
Which episode
Well since you said please........
Hard enough to hunt with
if alan screamed at me like that,he be out of the house so fast
fred richardson you fuck yourself!!
@@598superchris fuckyou asshole
@@fredrichardson8647 fuck u
@@fredrichardson8647 fuck u
Dang I want fries now
Some gasi dwarf…. 😂😂😂
Well it’s not all of a sudden… hahaha love❤u Jake
It's as easy to hate Allan as it is to love charlie. Many times.
Charlie is extra nice with his brother
“I think of you more like a gassy dwarf.”
I swear I would have thrown Alan out of my house lol
Alan really does need his ass kicked for treating the brother that he and his son are mooching off of seemingly for the rest of his life like this
Alan, you don't have to pay for your kid's college education.
Well since you said please
Jake never loved that nimrod, Alan
Wait. Is there a pill for not getting it up?!
Should've said cant get your mood up
if alan wants a nice quite dinner then MOVE!!!
😂
Alan shouldn't have married if he did not wana pay alimony
2:23
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Episode?
Release the Dogs
That show really sucked 🤪