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  • @reyjuarez807
    @reyjuarez807 Před 4 lety +207

    Alan showed his acting skills on this chapter. 😂

  • @ginosogoretic2276
    @ginosogoretic2276 Před 4 lety +87

    2:57 Jon's delivery was on point and hilarious

  • @byakuya_Hanqhal
    @byakuya_Hanqhal Před 5 lety +444

    Alan - Can't get it up,take a pill..
    Jake - can't get what up😂😂

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 Před 3 lety +2

      Alan always talks about how healthy he is yet he has to take expired Viagra's just to 'Get it Up'... what a loser

    • @xx-fs6du
      @xx-fs6du Před 3 lety

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 It's comedy..it's a show..relax 🙄

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 Před 3 lety

      @@xx-fs6du Hell Naw, I Ain't Gonna "Relax". I'm Tryna' Get My Troll On And Start Some Shhh In The Comment Section. Lol

    • @royaltypoetry1533
      @royaltypoetry1533 Před 3 lety

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 healthy people still can have a ED PROBLEM

    • @cjmichaelrodriguez
      @cjmichaelrodriguez Před 3 lety

      The Winnie

  • @nitinbv8710
    @nitinbv8710 Před 5 lety +248

    In this episode charlie shown concern to his brother although he's got his own problem but still he is worried about his brother... That is why he decided to fund jake for college which is said by charlie in the future episode... Since its a comedy show people forgot to see those feelings...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @99flyinguppercuts
    @99flyinguppercuts Před 5 lety +347

    It's not all of a sudden

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru Před 5 lety +695

    Alan should have been sleep deprived more often. He's more of a man this way 😏

  • @hardyrules08
    @hardyrules08 Před 4 lety +67

    he should act this way towards judith

    • @quintondent5647
      @quintondent5647 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, Maybe he should since Judith's the biggest bitch of an ex-wife and Alan shouldn't take any of her crap ever like watching her house burn and her right along with it. He smiles with pure evil.

  • @suryaniranjans4563
    @suryaniranjans4563 Před 3 lety +22

    Charlie sheen was the reason two and a half men was legendary
    He goes and the whole magic falls apart

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 2 lety +1

      Nah it was great writing and chemistry between Charlie and the other actors. It went downhill way before Charlie was replaced

    • @suryaniranjans4563
      @suryaniranjans4563 Před 2 lety +1

      @@S1rWakka nope 👎 ur wrong

  • @mikevincent5260
    @mikevincent5260 Před 3 lety +210

    “I do like fries” gets me everytime 😂

  • @yep4630
    @yep4630 Před 4 lety +9

    They on TV all the time! Priceless 😂😂😂

  • @dannyakins8742
    @dannyakins8742 Před 4 lety +48

    It's nice that Alan thinks Jake can make it to college

  • @gp3806
    @gp3806 Před 4 lety +33

    And thats how Alan started an underground fight club.

  • @micheleadams4646
    @micheleadams4646 Před 5 lety +118

    they need to reboot two and half men and bring charlie back it would be great

    • @Puffadderr
      @Puffadderr Před 5 lety +18

      No they don't. They need to stop rebooting. Nothing can ever meet such a high expectations. They would just do 2-3 three shitty money grab seasons.

    • @faisalsalam4161
      @faisalsalam4161 Před 3 lety

      It's possible to make a new show with a similar premise and a new cast but rebooting with the original cast? Just a waste of time at this point.

    • @lifewithhappinessandfun3914
      @lifewithhappinessandfun3914 Před 3 lety

      Bad ideia

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 2 lety +1

      The show went downhill long before Charlie left

  • @ryanhill8886
    @ryanhill8886 Před 5 lety +110

    Gassy Dwarf . … LMAO!!!!

    • @adilsaju
      @adilsaju Před 4 lety +7

      Charlie's nicknames for Jake is all golden😂

  • @a-rue-nima
    @a-rue-nima Před 4 lety +53

    How hard would it have been to not laugh at 2:24 .. must've taken a lot of retakes😂😂😂

    • @ginosogoretic2276
      @ginosogoretic2276 Před 4 lety +4

      No, but the scene at the kitchen where he said : And for what?
      So he gets a worthless piece of paper that he can fold and wear at his fast food job where he will get fired for stealing fries. He ruined that part several times

  • @belvinnadar5782
    @belvinnadar5782 Před 5 lety +366

    Clickbait title...

  • @alejandrovaras1018
    @alejandrovaras1018 Před 5 lety +42

    THE BEST SCENE BY FAR OF ALAN HARPER........

  • @faizanhameed1235
    @faizanhameed1235 Před 3 lety +18

    Alan practiced for this long dialogue so many times 😂😂

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 Před 3 lety +8

    2:57 to think he has the nerve to lecture Charlie when he's the one who's broke and homeless.

  • @TheDiamondsions
    @TheDiamondsions Před 5 lety +60

    Thought he was gonna say half man.

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization Před 5 lety +54

    Jake ends up being the one with the big money by the end of the show. 2.5 million to be exact.

    • @Nexxett
      @Nexxett Před 4 lety +5

      Gassy dwarf... Good for him ..loool

  • @santhosh4567
    @santhosh4567 Před 4 lety +11

    Can't get what up?
    It's not all of a sudden
    Best lines 😂😂

  • @abdulraheem3821
    @abdulraheem3821 Před 4 lety +8

    Alan: Cant get it up take a pill.
    Jake: Cant get what up?
    😅😅

  • @rasberryjamdoughnut2288
    @rasberryjamdoughnut2288 Před 5 lety +95

    I aspire to wake up after sleeping so long that I don’t know what day it is

    • @user-dx2cj9hu2s
      @user-dx2cj9hu2s Před 5 lety +10

      The feeling is underrated for sure. Most of the time i find out it is weekend when i see everybody outside is dressed well

    • @rexthompson5909
      @rexthompson5909 Před 4 lety

      There's a story about that, granted in the story )might be a creepy pasta) the guy sleeps for a century

    • @dadadannn
      @dadadannn Před 4 lety

      Just gotta stay up for a while. Usually after a big 2 day 2 night coke bender you'll have this big sleep

  • @mrulizez12ify
    @mrulizez12ify Před 5 lety +31

    Am I the only one who gets pissed when Alan asks Jake to bring his friends with-ought Charlie’s Permission

  • @Trenty39
    @Trenty39 Před 3 lety +8

    They look down on Jake so much yet he is the one that ended up rich! Lol!

  • @p3t3r826
    @p3t3r826 Před 4 lety +18

    Can someone make a vid/audio just the part when Alan screams wake up.. I'd like that to be as my alarm ringtone

    • @gr.b.u.m
      @gr.b.u.m Před 3 lety +4

      1) Google CZcams to MP3, copy and paste the video's link, press convert and then download the file.
      2) Open another tab and download Audacity.
      3) Launch the app, open the MP3 with the whole sound of the video and crop the part where he screams.
      Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes. Have a good one.

  • @Nach956
    @Nach956 Před 4 lety +13

    Sometimes Alan & Jake reminds me to Ren & Stimpy

  • @oasis6342
    @oasis6342 Před 4 lety +8

    Charlie is the greatest brother of all times.

  • @jadejabrijrajsinh8610
    @jadejabrijrajsinh8610 Před 5 lety +42

    Best of jon cryer

  • @6616Milan
    @6616Milan Před 4 lety +5

    Alan speaks out the true system of education.

  • @dorissanchez232
    @dorissanchez232 Před 4 lety +33

    I don't understand why Charlie always allows Alan the leach to do whatever he wants in his house

    • @andrewlei2980
      @andrewlei2980 Před 4 lety +17

      Doris Sanchez if you watch season 1, he basically does it for Jake. Deep down, Charlie really loves Jake and wants to give him the best life possible.

    • @nyongtory4e
      @nyongtory4e Před 3 lety +5

      @@andrewlei2980Charlie is also the direct responsible for Alan's lawyer screwing him over. So he kinda has to stick up to the situation. But I do agree Alan becomes more of a leach every season, sth Charlie shouldnt have to tolerate. But he does because he loves Jake and deep down his brother too.

    • @masochistboy653
      @masochistboy653 Před 3 lety

      @@nyongtory4e no no it's on Alan to get a lawyer that screws clients over a non work related things. Alan is a doormat and dum dum

    • @rodrigogoncalves2626
      @rodrigogoncalves2626 Před 3 lety +7

      You guys know that this was a tv show and the main idea behind it was to show people that despite everything their bond was very close. The leeching and every other shenanigan is what makes it hilarious.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 Před 2 lety

      Stockholm syndrome lol.

  • @brianbukenya8583
    @brianbukenya8583 Před 5 lety +24

    can't get what up??😂😂😂

  • @stevejory9679
    @stevejory9679 Před 3 lety +4

    "Not all of a sudden" hahahaha

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930

    0:04 Bass solo 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

  • @TheRobbo007
    @TheRobbo007 Před 3 lety +3

    Alan is on Alpha mode here 😂

  • @kellyallen6830
    @kellyallen6830 Před 3 lety +2

    The kids were old enough to not need supervision anyways.

  • @SHAZAM629
    @SHAZAM629 Před 3 lety +4

    Surre you can sleep you have no Conscience
    WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHAT?
    its noon
    What day?
    Saturday
    Thanks see ya Sunday

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 Před 3 lety +1

      When Alan yelled at Charlie to "Wake Up" and take his kid to school and all, Charlie should've gotten up and knocked his ass out and then thrown his ass out right afterwards

  • @johnyralte6119
    @johnyralte6119 Před 2 lety +1

    That kitchen is where all the magic happens

  • @Russell_Rieckenberg
    @Russell_Rieckenberg Před 3 lety +1

    William Tell Overture

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 4 lety +5

    If my kid were to be actually that stupid I would never forgive myself ... Lol 😆

  • @Lauren94twitch
    @Lauren94twitch Před 4 lety +2

    bloopers on this wer so funny

  • @KLAUS9176
    @KLAUS9176 Před 3 lety +3

    Gassy dwarf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbeywright5128
    @abbeywright5128 Před 3 lety +1

    I miss the show two and half men

  • @joaquimgoncalves9412
    @joaquimgoncalves9412 Před 3 lety +4

    It would be great if someone do a video loop with alan scream wake up at 2:22

  • @MonsterMiggyMiggs
    @MonsterMiggyMiggs Před 4 lety +5

    You know, charlie is giving him a roof over his head. Why does he gota watch the brat too

  • @dr.pratheeban.p6601
    @dr.pratheeban.p6601 Před 3 lety +1

    If my brother yells at me like this i will kick him out 😂😂

  • @moemoeanisong
    @moemoeanisong Před 5 lety +5

    look at his grin at 2:02

  • @KrayzieBonefan1999
    @KrayzieBonefan1999 Před 5 lety +12

    Lol I do like fries

  • @mimigurudeedee5680
    @mimigurudeedee5680 Před 4 lety +2

    This show should be called three 1/2 men or 1 1/2 men.

  • @awesomeaman113
    @awesomeaman113 Před 3 lety +1

    Hey it’s Lex Luther!

  • @angelahagerman5693
    @angelahagerman5693 Před 3 lety +2

    Why does Alan play with his food? He never takes a bite..

    • @rammers2802
      @rammers2802 Před 2 lety

      He keeps switching his cutlery between hands as well

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 Před 3 lety +1

    Bom bom bom bom bom

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 Před 3 lety +1

    "Extra order-not accepting frescs"

  • @bravo2081
    @bravo2081 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow Alan's cranky when tired

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 Před 3 lety +1

      Cranky? He's acting like a little bitch and Charlie should've thrown his ass out for being so unthankful and unappreciated

    • @matthewrose4797
      @matthewrose4797 Před 2 lety

      Aren't we all?

    • @matthewrose4797
      @matthewrose4797 Před 2 lety

      @@dr.j.bettis--md9697 I know people hate Alan, but Charlie, Jake, Judith and their mother Evelyn especially, are way worse than he is.

  • @supriyasou3722
    @supriyasou3722 Před 3 lety +1

    I do like fries 😂😂

  • @Kitzz05
    @Kitzz05 Před 6 lety +11

    Which episode

  • @annadraper8403
    @annadraper8403 Před 2 lety +1

    Well since you said please........

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 Před 5 lety +5

    Hard enough to hunt with

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 Před 5 lety +14

    if alan screamed at me like that,he be out of the house so fast

  • @kattyparry1388
    @kattyparry1388 Před 3 lety +1

    Dang I want fries now

  • @rguha1289
    @rguha1289 Před rokem

    Some gasi dwarf…. 😂😂😂

  • @bmmmm27
    @bmmmm27 Před rokem

    Well it’s not all of a sudden… hahaha love❤u Jake

  • @gracenjuguna7292
    @gracenjuguna7292 Před 2 lety

    It's as easy to hate Allan as it is to love charlie. Many times.

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy Před rokem

    Charlie is extra nice with his brother

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat Před 2 lety

    “I think of you more like a gassy dwarf.”

  • @cloak1408
    @cloak1408 Před rokem

    I swear I would have thrown Alan out of my house lol

  • @truckguy8613
    @truckguy8613 Před rokem

    Alan really does need his ass kicked for treating the brother that he and his son are mooching off of seemingly for the rest of his life like this

  • @ajb7530
    @ajb7530 Před 4 lety +3

    Alan, you don't have to pay for your kid's college education.

  • @Ryank2150
    @Ryank2150 Před 4 lety +3

    Well since you said please

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Před 5 lety +3

    Jake never loved that nimrod, Alan

  • @needfoolthings
    @needfoolthings Před 3 lety +1

    Wait. Is there a pill for not getting it up?!

  • @cirocciroc
    @cirocciroc Před 4 lety +1

    Should've said cant get your mood up

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 Před 5 lety +3

    if alan wants a nice quite dinner then MOVE!!!

  • @reginalddumas4525
    @reginalddumas4525 Před 2 lety

    😂

  • @KS-gy3ch
    @KS-gy3ch Před 4 lety +1

    Alan shouldn't have married if he did not wana pay alimony

  • @thebruh_man1653
    @thebruh_man1653 Před 3 lety

    2:23

  • @likaboss7654
    @likaboss7654 Před 5 lety +2

    Clickbait

  • @scottycz4918
    @scottycz4918 Před 5 lety +2

    Episode?

  • @theothertroll
    @theothertroll Před rokem

    That show really sucked 🤪