I got a job as a Night Watchman at a Cemetery. Each day, I follow a different set of RULES.

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @AdamRitzDudek
    @AdamRitzDudek Před 23 dny +72

    Heavy door - "What is that, Titanium?" One of the lightest structural metals.

    • @Rileydean240
      @Rileydean240 Před 22 dny +7

      I hope someone got fired for that blunder

  • @ericahuettl7841
    @ericahuettl7841 Před 22 dny +30

    A wolf if a wolf knew how to scream...so a husky then lol

  • @TheTheGizmotto
    @TheTheGizmotto Před 24 dny +98

    I'm trying to take a nap in my car at work, before work starts. Almost fell asleep. Until I heard "Zach released a small fart". Man am I awake from laughter. That surprised me 😅

    • @Crosshair76
      @Crosshair76 Před 20 dny +1

      Oh my gosh same haha. I legit take a 10 minute nap at the parking lot before work starts

  • @plaguepug2091
    @plaguepug2091 Před 7 dny +14

    Bro threw holy water on a demon and the demon complains about dry cleaning fees before sadly kicking the dirt like a pouting toddler. That shit is hilarious 😂

  • @BenSS3
    @BenSS3 Před 24 dny +74

    "You're not my Father..."
    "Yeah, and that man deserves a Noble Peace prize for keeping you out of trouble"
    That was pure comedic gold 😆🤣

  • @rivoreo3845
    @rivoreo3845 Před 24 dny +24

    This one was one of my favorites ever, I was so engrossed.

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins Před 24 dny +342

    Tune in next week for "I Saw A Wayward Son. I Told Him To Carry On."

    • @purdyjemma
      @purdyjemma Před 24 dny +40

      Gosh I love reading your comments on all the videos really makes me chuckle

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +20

      Carry on my wayward son, there’ll be peace when you are gone.

    • @eddiewmmcknight13
      @eddiewmmcknight13 Před 24 dny +10

      🤘😉🎸🏆🏆🏆♥️..""
      Lay Your Weary Head To Rest ....."😂
      ROTFLOL 😂

    • @Con7us31on
      @Con7us31on Před 24 dny +6

      Good you still going brother

    • @Luvs2TroL
      @Luvs2TroL Před 24 dny +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @src6339
    @src6339 Před 24 dny +34

    A new set of rules each night?
    I want to hear the backstory behind how they formulate these rules every day. 🤔
    I mean, they'd need to be a highly punctual & effective team of operatives, constantly observing the cemetery in search of predictable supernatural behavioural patterns.
    A team that analyzes those patterns and uses that data to forecast dangerous trigger events.
    A team that workshops a full set of evasive strategies then validate those strategies ready for practical field application.
    A team that uses their newly developed working theory to formulate and refine an easily digestable set of rules in time to brief the night shift every evening.
    I mean, that's got to be a brutal, high-risk, high-pressure R&D schedule.
    People are going to be stressed, the atmosphere going to be tense, but no one has time to panic or lose their cool.
    The fact that this team consistently delivers an ironclad set of rules on the daily suggests that this is one stone cold set of steely researchers running a fast efficient operation behind the scenes.
    ...who then proceed to hand off these rules to a couple of flash light weilding slackers, running on littlemore than caffeine and sarcastic oneliners each night. 🤔

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +3

      They probably have the US GDP in terms of funding for this graveyard if they need all that stuff.

    • @SkipRoche31
      @SkipRoche31 Před 24 dny +1

      Now you’ve got me thinking too ❤❤❤❤

    • @kimberlyshepherd270
      @kimberlyshepherd270 Před 24 dny +1

      It's just a story!

    • @src6339
      @src6339 Před 24 dny +1

      @@kimberlyshepherd270 shh!
      Now let us ride ride camalot!

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@kyototomokui6676oh yeah, well rules jobs always come with an absurdly large paycheck, like $20k a night to run a gas station...

  • @morgyj4322
    @morgyj4322 Před 21 dnem +7

    WHAT ABOUT THR DEMONESS??? I was so excited when i heard that lmao but she wasn't written in :(

  • @king81992
    @king81992 Před 24 dny +36

    Thumbnail Image- Despite adhering to the cemetery's strange rules, the night watchman discovered his own grave.
    One set of rules is bad enough, but a different one every day sounds like torture.
    When a person encounters a supernatural entity that they were specifically warned about and they still don't 'buy it', they deserve whatever bad end they get.

  • @abcde_fz
    @abcde_fz Před 17 dny +3

    20:54 "The CALVARY has arrived."
    Good one. Closet Christian, are we?

  • @doodleartlover
    @doodleartlover Před 24 dny +29

    I love you Mr. Creeps. I've been a subscriber for many years. I lost my mother this week and your stories have given me much distraction and comfort. Thank you.

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 Před 24 dny +7

      I’m so sorry to hear that. Mine has been gone 11 years now, and I still miss her every day. Hugs to you. 💝

    • @kimberlyshepherd270
      @kimberlyshepherd270 Před 24 dny +5

      Please accept my deepest condolences 💔🫂. I have brain cancer and I found out a couple of weeks ago that my dad has stage 4 lung cancer. I'm scared. Sending love, hugs and healing vibes for you ❤

    • @twitchy_bird
      @twitchy_bird Před 24 dny +6

      All the good vibes and love to you in your time of grief, I am so sorry. I hope you have many good memories to cherish and warm yourself with.

    • @natebayne
      @natebayne Před 20 dny +2

      I understand your pain man.. I lost my mom a year ago

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 Před 20 dny

      @@kimberlyshepherd270 I’m sending good vibes, strength, and internet hugs to you. Don’t be afraid to lean on people for support. 💝💝💝

  • @aprilwilliams1918
    @aprilwilliams1918 Před 24 dny +17

    Woo perfect timing! Cleaning.

  • @kyuubear8158
    @kyuubear8158 Před 18 dny +2

    Its not often I get attached to pasta characters, but these people were so charming XD I love Zach so much LMAOO

  • @gaboonjah
    @gaboonjah Před 24 dny +7

    1hr plus rule vid😢😢😢I have been blessed

  • @officersully2740
    @officersully2740 Před 23 dny +4

    Been here since 100k subs and now youre almost at a million
    That was back in about 2017 I think it's definitely been a journey. I love your narrations so much keep up the hard work

  • @Mr.NightHorror1
    @Mr.NightHorror1 Před 19 dny +2

    I’m pretty sure I just heard a noise in my hallway. Thanks for the nightmares

  • @Lunatic_Asylum
    @Lunatic_Asylum Před 24 dny +16

    Perfect timing. Just getting to work!

  • @amberblyledge7859
    @amberblyledge7859 Před 16 dny +1

    Freaking love Jerry. Straight, to the point, and accurate.
    Also, I want night graveyard job. Good pay.
    But specifically night. Live humans will give too much bad energy.

  • @lionwhyte___2634
    @lionwhyte___2634 Před 14 dny +1

    Fun fact: in christian theology "the sacrifice" which nathan did by making a deal with Amodeus to save his life has marked his soul as worthy of the kingdom of heaven so amodeus wouldnt be able to take him to hell even if he wanted to

  • @kimberlyshepherd270
    @kimberlyshepherd270 Před 24 dny +5

    Thank you Mr. Creeps ❤. I love the rules stories!!!

  • @xavierm681
    @xavierm681 Před 4 dny +1

    the goats blood just made me so mad, so let me get this straight, after getting possessed on the first day for not following rules you come back for day 2 and forget one of 3 rules you need to avoid dying brutally? you forgot the entire vile? natural selection

  • @sherylsocia4496
    @sherylsocia4496 Před 24 dny +7

    Mr. Creeps, the background music is kind of loud, and can you go back to the old music?

  • @ryanmcq6794
    @ryanmcq6794 Před 24 dny +5

    Damn, this was a good one

  • @HardxCorpsxKali
    @HardxCorpsxKali Před 19 dny +2

    So my only complaint about this writing was that some things felt forced and quick. Like when he said “he doesn’t deserve to die…. I mean I do but not him.” Like??? Okay where tf did that come from? A self pity party out of nowhere?? It made no sense. I knew (or at least hoped) he was about to explain that line but then the very next time they’re together he tells the story? They were on day like 2-4 and he was like “man I know we’ve dealt with this for decades but why don’t you quit..” like it’s been days… I guess the days are accelerated because they’re suspense filled? Idk it was just a line that I would’ve thought was meant for a seasoned veteran at a job with the way it was brought up. And it was so fast. Just instantly said it and then it was all over. Idk IT just felt weird. Then he was like “sorry I dumped all that on you I just thought you should know..” like the other guy wasn’t literally using a crowbar to pry the info out of him….. if he’s uncomfortable it’s his own fault for wanting to know all the business. Don’t ask if you’re not able to hear it. lol

  • @PandaReeseDesigns
    @PandaReeseDesigns Před 24 dny +2

    I got so pumped reading the title. Perfect way to fall asleep. (Then listen to the end when I wake up 😂😅)

  • @Acetyl53
    @Acetyl53 Před 23 dny +6

    1:33:00 Dumb main character. This is "self sacrifice" ie "hero" programming. Do not let such nonsense into your mind.

  • @MS-vn2pb
    @MS-vn2pb Před 18 dny +2

    Across. ACROSS. There is no such word as "Acrossed".

    • @zepeterinma
      @zepeterinma Před 7 dny

      In the Midwest USA and a few eastern states (rural va/nc/sc) people actually pronounce across as acrosst
      It pisses me off too lol but it’s just a dialect not a mistake.

  • @stephenaddison7212
    @stephenaddison7212 Před 24 dny +4

    All right
    Just after dinner ready for creepy sleep

  • @h1ckjam3s
    @h1ckjam3s Před 24 dny +6

    MR CREEPS FTW!!!

  • @Ghastly-Hours
    @Ghastly-Hours Před 23 dny +1

    These stories are truly impressive! Wishing everyone a good night's sleep and sweet dreams. Looking forward to the next stories 💤

  • @jetmirthegreat1614
    @jetmirthegreat1614 Před 24 dny +6

    hooray new mr creeps video

  • @vomitbuckets1435
    @vomitbuckets1435 Před 24 dny +3

    we’ve all had that one shitty coworker

  • @SirLORDopachki
    @SirLORDopachki Před 24 dny +6

    Hell yeah 👌🙏

  • @loki6228
    @loki6228 Před 20 dny +1

    Why do the characters in this story remind me of Mordecai and Rigby

  • @Armeanu91
    @Armeanu91 Před 9 dny

    It baffles me how they left every single time without the items they needed for the night.

  • @gaboonjah
    @gaboonjah Před 22 dny +1

    Ddaanggg that hit lowkey a very visual description on the time stop✨️🥂

  • @crystalrage
    @crystalrage Před 5 dny

    I can't with the amodeus. I keep hearing that puppet history asmodeus song, from watchers. XD

  • @ryanlarke42
    @ryanlarke42 Před 20 dny +1

    Never heard this1 which is surprising but great story

  • @AAVVVAAADDAAAKAAADAVRAAA
    @AAVVVAAADDAAAKAAADAVRAAA Před 23 dny +2

    That's not a bad story....

  • @susanhorn3952
    @susanhorn3952 Před 24 dny +3

    Great story and narration❤

  • @joyherting3705
    @joyherting3705 Před 22 dny +1

    It would be cool to have an update

  • @MyUntoldStory-r4d
    @MyUntoldStory-r4d Před 22 dny +1

    Am I the only one that watch this when am trying to sleep

  • @invisibledanger7474
    @invisibledanger7474 Před 23 dny +1

    The demon is like bill cypher from gravity falls

  • @nonyabiznezz3752
    @nonyabiznezz3752 Před 24 dny +3

    I am in Love with your voice. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @kentworch
    @kentworch Před 23 dny +1

    Thank you Mr Creeps for another awesome pasta. Excellent story and narration as always. Definitely a good explanation of how to rules come to be in these stories too. Thank you for making my morning.🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @kimberlysmith959
    @kimberlysmith959 Před 10 dny

    I really liked this one with all the comic relief! Quite the good one

  • @mateuszdabrowski7078
    @mateuszdabrowski7078 Před 24 dny +1

    Wake up baby another rule story just dropped

  • @DaGrimmLoXx
    @DaGrimmLoXx Před 23 dny +1

    Nathan is a straight up “Knight In Shining Armor!!” 🔥💯
    🫡🪽🛡️🗡️🪖🪦⚰️🕍⛪

  • @taiken9534
    @taiken9534 Před 23 dny +1

    i love listening to your narration and youre by far my favorite horror story narrator. I always put you on when i work, however i work at a factory and it gets quite loud, and lately your videos have been too quiet for me to hear your narration clearly. Could you please up your audio somewhat?

  • @p.s7730
    @p.s7730 Před 2 dny +1

    Rule #1 No sex with the cadavers

  • @JVBBoy
    @JVBBoy Před 24 dny +9

    How do you tell any individual that you know is in fact possessed by a demon any personal information about your life?

  • @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly

    Those quote unquote "true horror stories or true camping stories or true whatever stories" suck booty cheeks compared to ANYTHING Mr. Creeps does. God bless Mr. Creeps, God bless you (👇🏿) and God bless all the subscribers too 🙏🏿

  • @HorrorStories16990
    @HorrorStories16990 Před 14 dny

    I can't decide which part was scarier-the suspenseful build-up or the jump scares. What do you guys think?

  • @makaylalee1436
    @makaylalee1436 Před 23 dny +1

    This is amazing story telling ❤❤

  • @evaunghy3852
    @evaunghy3852 Před 23 dny +1

    I realy liked this one!

  • @TrueInvisible
    @TrueInvisible Před 14 dny

    12:30 MY NAME IS AMODEOS ..
    yea bro! Mr. Asmodeos! the prince of the abyss! anyone who played dungeons and dragons, or read through mythology and religion history will know this guy instantly!
    Zack deserves whatever he gets.. you disrespect the rules, you must face the consequences.

  • @devidev3279
    @devidev3279 Před 10 dny

    i need this to be a movie 😅now. You read it so beautifully

  • @georgeholt2412
    @georgeholt2412 Před 24 dny +3

    Tune in next week for ‘my job following lists of rules has itself a list of rules’

  • @stralbem
    @stralbem Před 24 dny +1

    Yay new one!!!

  • @gigachad9531
    @gigachad9531 Před 10 dny

    Why is Bros membership so cheap,a dollar?make it atleast 3 or 5.you make such great vids and you're regular with it too.hard work deserves something.

  • @ChristopherDwiggins
    @ChristopherDwiggins Před 23 dny +1

    I wanna own a cemetery n morgue so bad.
    Be freakin cool.

  • @donnarumans5421
    @donnarumans5421 Před 13 dny

    Really enjoyed this one!!

  • @christinebadagliacco8972
    @christinebadagliacco8972 Před 24 dny +1

    Great story

  • @jackwalker9492
    @jackwalker9492 Před 17 dny +1

    Great!

  • @Coyote_Bongwater69
    @Coyote_Bongwater69 Před 24 dny +4

    Tune in next week for "LeeroyPorkins was caught by Chris Hansen, what happens next isn't surprising."

  • @5ean5ean22
    @5ean5ean22 Před 11 dny

    I hate both of them. Just constantly messing up for no reason.
    "Let me tell you my life story instead of doing an important task that has a time limit."
    So annoying

  • @NextKingzfr
    @NextKingzfr Před 19 dny +1

    This the kind of rules job im looking for i got no problems with the supernatural stuff or following rules i just hate the ones where you end up working for the devil or a demon or the job is just setting you up as bait

  • @amberblyledge7859
    @amberblyledge7859 Před 16 dny

    Quick thing for the future. Slough is pronounced Sluf.

  • @supernova9274
    @supernova9274 Před 24 dny +2

    I have insomnia, don't piss on the toilet seat at 2.44 am

  • @bmthbsbsbs
    @bmthbsbsbs Před 24 dny +3

    Talking about being early

  • @BlackWidow00420
    @BlackWidow00420 Před 6 dny

    Zach’s @$$ would’ve died on that table cuz ain’t no way…..🤷🏾‍♀️…SMH…. Awesome story though 🤭.

  • @LindaJoice-vc1cz
    @LindaJoice-vc1cz Před 3 dny

    56:00 ( I'm just paging marking)

  • @user-bi3wp5er6e
    @user-bi3wp5er6e Před 19 dny +1

    I like gd scary story!!

  • @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly

    3:42 exactly 💯, a smart 🤓💡 man, mr. Creeps is, moment like this is why i like Creeps so so much, consistently look good and narrating some of the best work on the Internet, the im a monster 💩💀 being used by the government series is top 🔝🎩 notch and in a league of its own. Chicago Illinois loves 💕 mr. Creeps

  • @YRJ97
    @YRJ97 Před 13 dny

    Do they even need security at places with so many rules and breaking anyone will be end of you

  • @juanpineiro4507
    @juanpineiro4507 Před 23 dny

    Coming soon CreepyP presents : Rule Origins book 1 “ if you’re reading this I’m already dead and so are you ….

  • @abcde_fz
    @abcde_fz Před 17 dny +1

    🙂

  • @kingcharles5622
    @kingcharles5622 Před 24 dny

    🚨What is the piano theme in the vid?

  • @FoxRacingGaming
    @FoxRacingGaming Před 18 dny +2

    What a surprise... Tune in for another "i have to follow a certain set of strange rules" Pick a place, ex. a park ranger, and come up with a strange set of rules... that's all these stories are over and over again. Its the same thing as movie makers making remakes of good movies that were original. They can't come up with anything different or original. So they take the same story and change it a little bit, and its never better than the original.

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 Před 24 dny +1

    Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️ 😶‍🌫️
    ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

  • @youtubeconnollyfamily
    @youtubeconnollyfamily Před 24 dny +1

    Let’s gooo

  • @jazdazz6644
    @jazdazz6644 Před 3 dny

    I know this is just a story but why would you downplay demonic possession? It's a HORRIBLE experience. The reality of it is VERY serious.

  • @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo
    @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo Před 24 dny +4

    🧜‍♀️🥃📻

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +1

      Mermaid whiskey radio?

    • @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo
      @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo Před 24 dny +1

      @@kyototomokui6676 I’m the mermaid with my drink(brother’s bond whiskey) while listening to the story on a vintage radio.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +2

      @@GabrielaChaves-gy7jo Neat.

  • @R451Ns
    @R451Ns Před 8 dny

    all this cus the mf couldn't just wear a damn necklace

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 Před 24 dny

    Way i see it souls don't exist so that demon isn't gaining anything of value.

  • @chrissy7171
    @chrissy7171 Před 14 dny

    [[
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    oo o) l))))ll))ll) oo lll

  • @stefanadamcik8221
    @stefanadamcik8221 Před 19 dny +1

    It's a good story, but the voice is bad. Is it AI? The lilting upswing at the end is very millenial beta and annoying. Wrecks it.

  • @Sprinkles1208
    @Sprinkles1208 Před 24 dny +5

    Love your videos, but the “followed a set of strange rules” videos you post every other night are incredibly old

    • @dbfire11
      @dbfire11 Před 23 dny +1

      Facts

    • @rossledin2909
      @rossledin2909 Před 22 dny +1

      Rule stories never get old. This one is funny and good!

    • @dbfire11
      @dbfire11 Před 22 dny

      True i look for these stories ​@rossledin2909

    • @lpmitanti913
      @lpmitanti913 Před 22 dny +1

      Rule stories will never get old

    • @extaslash7077
      @extaslash7077 Před 21 dnem +1

      Get em boys they're hating on rules stories

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Před 21 dnem

    This isn't even remotely entertaining.

  • @thomasm4155
    @thomasm4155 Před 23 dny

    Bro the last 4 uploads suck…

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 Před 24 dny +1

    I don't know why they shit on Zack so much. You would have to be mentally ill to believe in Demons and Angels and Unicorns.
    Demons are made up by people.
    In fact some "hauntings" have been Debunked by Ghost Hunters.
    Zack doesn't deserve to be written as a whipping boy just because he doesn't believe in random bullshit.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +4

      Personally I only believe in supernatural stuff because I like the idea that something lurks in the dark to keep the human population in check. I like the idea that we’re not truly at the top of the food chain, and I like the idea that something exists out there that we can’t yet explain.

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 Před 24 dny +1

      @@kyototomokui6676 We keep our own population in check and we do it well.
      Look at Gaza.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +6

      @@Gfish17 Okay buddy, this is neither the time nor the place for politics.

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 Před 24 dny +1

      @@kyototomokui6676 Just because I mentioned current Events doesn't mean I was talking about politics. Besides like it or not literally everything is political.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Před 24 dny +3

      @@Gfish17 Not everything is political. If I were to take your statement at face value then I could argue that the sun is political, or drinking fruit punch is political, or taking a shower is political.
      See how illogical your statement sounds? If you don’t like this type of content, simply go to the options and select “do not recommend channel.” There is no reason to bring down everyone’s mood by needlessly inserting politics into a place where there is no reason to mention them.

  • @Tuohi4
    @Tuohi4 Před 22 dny

    Stop doing rules pls

    • @BigJon550
      @BigJon550 Před 22 dny +2

      don't listen. They are the best type

    • @Unknownusererrorcode408
      @Unknownusererrorcode408 Před 22 dny

      Shut it up.

    • @lpmitanti913
      @lpmitanti913 Před 22 dny +1

      Never stop*

    • @anti-roxas850
      @anti-roxas850 Před 21 dnem

      *No. They're the best stories.* At least the ones where you actually hear the characters fumble. Not the wack ones just listing off BS

  • @michaelthompson9127
    @michaelthompson9127 Před 24 dny

    Why so monotone is this ai? I can’t do it worse than the teacher on wonder years maybe you should look into the buisness of being a hypnotist because I want to go unalive myself after 5 minutes in thanks guy or whatever crap this is

  • @AngelofDarkness1978
    @AngelofDarkness1978 Před 14 dny

    Fun times story time with my friend Mr Creeps 😊❤🫶🏻🫡🇦🇺✨🌙✨

  • @PashhK
    @PashhK Před 21 dnem

    Terrible story