[1208] Mrs. LPL is NOT Happy With This Package!

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  • čas přidán 3. 12. 2020

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  • @Risk0s
    @Risk0s Před 3 lety +9740

    so guys, remember: only male underwear from now on

    • @coreythomas6576
      @coreythomas6576 Před 3 lety +347

      Sweaty used ones or an unopened package of Hanes briefs? Asking for a friend lol

    • @Risk0s
      @Risk0s Před 3 lety +256

      @@coreythomas6576 maybe one of those elephant briefs... you know the kind, with the trunk and all

    • @thomassynths
      @thomassynths Před 3 lety +74

      It was for Mr LPL to begin with, despite being purchased from the Women's section.

    • @gwartard
      @gwartard Před 3 lety +66

      Tighty whiteys with busted elastic and a racing stripe.

    • @cooldude-lc9ih
      @cooldude-lc9ih Před 3 lety +10

      Nah, heavily used ones

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 Před 3 lety +6249

    Remember guys, Mrs. LPL is the destructive entry expert

    • @SAjimclose
      @SAjimclose Před 3 lety +464

      I remember that Ben and Jerry's...

    • @linkinparkdj14
      @linkinparkdj14 Před 3 lety +229

      RIP Ben and Jerry’s lock

    • @Major_D3rp
      @Major_D3rp Před 3 lety +174

      @@linkinparkdj14 well the lock was fine. The ice cream carton= RIP. lol

    • @matteblack5805
      @matteblack5805 Před 3 lety +88

      Path of least resistance lol

    • @0dious
      @0dious Před 3 lety +16

      You just took this commedy next level

  • @Giltr0y
    @Giltr0y Před 3 lety +9610

    LPL kids: Daddy we got you a present!
    LPL: Your package is on the bottom end of the quality range

  • @chickenbradly
    @chickenbradly Před 3 lety +6687

    I can imagine a Misery scenario where he gets kidnapped by her, but "picks" his way out minutes later. "Ok folks, as you can see, this was not a very good kidnapping attempt, I barely got any Stockholm Syndrome"

    • @puffdragon26
      @puffdragon26 Před 3 lety +27

      Only one more to go ….

    • @Sean-of9rs
      @Sean-of9rs Před 3 lety +84

      You win this comment section.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Před 3 lety +26

      Alot of people on here aren't old enough to remember that movie. Lol

    • @ignaciomartinchiaravalle
      @ignaciomartinchiaravalle Před 3 lety +6

      @@Sean-of9rs absolutely agree XD

    • @Nik66928
      @Nik66928 Před 3 lety +21

      I just woke up my girlfriend by laughing at your comment

  • @victomeyezr
    @victomeyezr Před 3 lety +9759

    That moment you realize "delivered in person", would have been such a BAD idea...

    • @Caribbeanmax
      @Caribbeanmax Před 3 lety +379

      and the BEST idea at the same time, depending on who you ask :P

    • @robrobinson8597
      @robrobinson8597 Před 3 lety +755

      @@Caribbeanmax Its all that talk about "bottom of the keyway tension" that caused the issue.

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic Před 3 lety +384

      @@Caribbeanmax worse idea.
      He's married.
      I kinda don't want him to have marital issues

    • @RoninXDarknight
      @RoninXDarknight Před 3 lety +106

      @@GazMatic And I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he wants them even less than you want him to have them :D

    • @realshompa
      @realshompa Před 3 lety +20

      @@GazMatic but charing is caring. A good woman would share their man and have some fun. Just drink the alcohol and deny everything later.

  • @WanderingBrushArt
    @WanderingBrushArt Před 3 lety +25435

    This woman 100% has a fantasy where LPL picks the door to her bedroom

    • @yeetbro1604
      @yeetbro1604 Před 3 lety +322

      Lol

    • @tahmibee8469
      @tahmibee8469 Před 3 lety +186

      Lmaooo

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo Před 3 lety +1637

      I mean lets be honest half of the comment section has the same dream. its just for half of those people it is a Nightmare

    • @stonecoldcold2941
      @stonecoldcold2941 Před 3 lety +24

      Lmao

    • @smoog
      @smoog Před 3 lety +423

      And then to her chastity belt.

  • @dang5736
    @dang5736 Před 3 lety +2352

    LPL: “I love your packages”
    Also LPL: “Don’t send me your lingerie”
    Wtf all these mixed messages

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před 2 lety +95

      I mean, he only said he loved the packages, not necessarily what is inside of them. XD

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter Před 2 lety +43

      LPL after divorce: "I love your lingerie, Don't send me your packages"

    • @toastergaming7783
      @toastergaming7783 Před 6 měsíci +20

      ​@@canter1terthat wouldn't happen because he welded the love lock shut

    • @ralkia
      @ralkia Před 6 měsíci +4

      hehe package

    • @leewardbounds
      @leewardbounds Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@toastergaming7783 Everyone thinks their love is eternal 'til someone shows up with an angle grinder.

  • @fake_emperor365
    @fake_emperor365 Před 3 lety +2925

    The way he just says "Ah. I see." is hilarious

    • @HeyPaulhasopinions
      @HeyPaulhasopinions Před 2 lety +84

      seems like he has to deal with this matter quite often these days

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel Před rokem +27

      The little "Ah" was honestly adorable. XD

    • @burnedexperiment
      @burnedexperiment Před 7 měsíci +5

      Nah I think he handled it before recording and putting it up

  • @mjohnson2807
    @mjohnson2807 Před 3 lety +14079

    Finally found the only lock he can never break, wedlock

    • @andrewsmith9174
      @andrewsmith9174 Před 3 lety +455

      This is the most under appreciated comment. Bravo.

    • @DBZVelena
      @DBZVelena Před 3 lety +121

      lovely pun.

    • @BIGREDTECH
      @BIGREDTECH Před 3 lety +53

      This was a perfect statement! Love it!

    • @wildman2012
      @wildman2012 Před 3 lety +38

      Boom! Comment of the year for LPL!

    • @gatherer818
      @gatherer818 Před 3 lety +86

      Umm.. he's a lawyer, isn't that exactly who need to break a wedlock? ^^

  • @necwo698
    @necwo698 Před 3 lety +4367

    "Ah I see"
    Real Translation: My wife is going to kill me.

    • @Mintstar_Oceanpop
      @Mintstar_Oceanpop Před 3 lety +80

      This comment. Yes to this comment.

    • @BirgitNietsch
      @BirgitNietsch Před 3 lety +135

      Depends. The lingerie for her and the bottle for both might provide a peaceful solution. But then again, this is absolutely none of our business. ;-)

    • @jacksonbrabander6873
      @jacksonbrabander6873 Před 3 lety +8

      Love this comment 😂 very true ahahahah

    • @user-de4cq6uk6l
      @user-de4cq6uk6l Před 3 lety +172

      This video is basically a PSA saying don't send me weird stuff like this

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Před 3 lety +128

      @@BirgitNietsch giving a gal another woman's lingerie is never the path to "a peaceful solution".
      _Never._

  • @connororsmthn1088
    @connororsmthn1088 Před 3 lety +2675

    I think its very funny that people just kinda send this dude alchohol with a lock on it, and every time he gets a bottle of whatever he's just like "thanks for the drink, if you ever want to send me free drinks, by all means do" and then people do. It's crazy

    • @rumperdumper
      @rumperdumper Před 3 lety +119

      He gets more free drinks than a movie star at a dive bar

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Před 3 lety +64

      I mean, if I had that kind of persuasive power I'd probably do it to.

    • @justinbremer2281
      @justinbremer2281 Před 3 lety +26

      Kinda makes me want to send a bottle of Faygo, heh

    • @engineerbeta1515
      @engineerbeta1515 Před 2 lety +13

      Think of it as donating, but LPL has to "work" for it

    • @ronstoppable393
      @ronstoppable393 Před 2 lety +10

      Man, it's all sh*ts and giggles until someone sends him a laced bottle. If I were him I wouldn't dare drink from these bottles.

  • @jbw042300
    @jbw042300 Před 3 lety +938

    she said "i only wish i could give it to you in person" and in my head i thought "well covid yea of course" then he opened it and it clicked

    • @Krydolph
      @Krydolph Před 2 lety +24

      from the name of the video, and the way he described the card, I was fully expecting her panties to be in there...

    • @Sinknight212
      @Sinknight212 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Krydolph They are there? That’s clearly a lingerie set so she probably did wear these.

    • @Krydolph
      @Krydolph Před 2 lety +15

      @@Sinknight212 communicating in text is a bitch right!?
      What I was trying to say is that I was never thinking "covid" and was not really surprised when he opened it :)

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 Před 2 lety +19

      And I was thinking that Ms. LPL didn't like him getting sent copious amounts of alcohol.

    • @Elliyan4
      @Elliyan4 Před rokem

      was that a pun

  • @governorjoe6704
    @governorjoe6704 Před 3 lety +13502

    Next episode: “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we are going to be picking the lock on my front door, because my wife locked me out of the house last night.”

    • @nielsdegroot9138
      @nielsdegroot9138 Před 3 lety +434

      Well, at least we then we should be able to see him picking some quality locks. :)

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 Před 3 lety +56

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @BadandMadMartin
      @BadandMadMartin Před 3 lety +309

      Nah, she knows he's too good with locks.
      She'd probably just tape up the keyway.
      Tape is LPL's kryptonite. 😂

    • @jakeforrest
      @jakeforrest Před 3 lety +15

      Very funny :-)

    • @dictatoribenevolo8394
      @dictatoribenevolo8394 Před 3 lety +9

      underrated

  • @marks8437
    @marks8437 Před 3 lety +51260

    Don't jump to conclusions, how do you know your wife won't like the outfit until you wear it in front of her?

    • @titusjames4912
      @titusjames4912 Před 3 lety +2473

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @mawwalmazie
      @mawwalmazie Před 3 lety +575

      maybe it's someone else's? that's why he said mrs. LPL won't appreciate that, from the note as well personal information had been spilled which I assumed she was trying to get "visited" by mr. LPL himself.

    • @4547466
      @4547466 Před 3 lety +1359

      @@mawwalmazie the joke is at about 500, your head was at about 50.

    • @swapnageorge4018
      @swapnageorge4018 Před 3 lety +529

      @@mawwalmazie Dude, you didn't get the joke.

    • @mawwalmazie
      @mawwalmazie Před 3 lety +95

      @@swapnageorge4018 I did, because I was too serious about LPL vids that I forgot about the humor part

  • @maremike2691
    @maremike2691 Před 2 lety +212

    I felt that "ahhh..." 1:41
    The moment he understood, that the cheap lock and the content of the package actually mean something.
    She's a genius

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar Před 3 lety +542

    The slight pause between ‘nice packaging’ and ‘ah’ really had me laughing loud enough to wake my roommates.

  • @agirlboss4509
    @agirlboss4509 Před 3 lety +5150

    the way he just went "ah." so stoically was beautiful

    • @Toni_560
      @Toni_560 Před 3 lety +253

      Not the firstly time receiving this but a good way to clearly say "No." to all the thirsty ladies out there.

    • @dputra
      @dputra Před 3 lety +21

      Can you explain why he said that?

    • @FuncleChuck
      @FuncleChuck Před 3 lety +283

      @@dputra it’s lingerie. It’s a weird thing to mail someone who is married.

    • @84257542
      @84257542 Před 3 lety +50

      @@dputra because that are panties

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich Před 3 lety +16

      Getting married is evil

  • @theBATgoesUPoh
    @theBATgoesUPoh Před 3 lety +4046

    Sorry Diana, seems like the lock to LPL's heart can't be picked with low skill attacks

    • @LordBhorak
      @LordBhorak Před 3 lety +96

      Good one, sir. Got a guffaw out of me.

    • @DavidLindes
      @DavidLindes Před 3 lety +90

      Now _this_ is the comment I didn't even know I was looking for, but was looking for.

    • @03opelcorsa
      @03opelcorsa Před 3 lety +9

      Spitting fire

    • @mikestone6078
      @mikestone6078 Před 3 lety +22

      Ugh, just take my fucking upvote already. That was just too good a pun to be legal.

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius Před 3 lety +7

      @@mikestone6078 and his name is LockPickingLAWYER, so that's why he couldnt comment on the pun XD

  • @cymond
    @cymond Před 2 lety +182

    In a recent presentation at Saint Con, LPL reveals that he gets lots of creepy packages, such as hidden GPS trackers from stalkers who hope that he'll take it home, and they can figure out where he lives, and hence who he is.
    Therefore, I *strongly* believe that he opens everything at the post office box first, to make sure it's safe before taking it home to his family.

    • @akqle4438
      @akqle4438 Před 7 měsíci

      DONT RUIN IT

    • @sanga000
      @sanga000 Před 7 měsíci +45

      Or he has a separate rented studio where he does the filming

    • @pjaxy
      @pjaxy Před 5 měsíci

      Except for this one because it still had the blue tape over the lock.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV Před 2 měsíci +2

      I imagine he probably runs everything under a high power magnet or something to kill electronics.

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne Před 3 lety +1266

    You can tell how much he loves his wife. That letter was very obvious, and yet even when he opened the box his first response was that the “wrapping” was festive. He didn’t clue in till the very end. That is a man who only sees his wife and that is a wonderful thing 🥰 I hope they have a long and happy life together.

  • @nummnutz7046
    @nummnutz7046 Před 3 lety +3281

    He sounded like a disappointed teacher when he saw the lingerie

  • @strawberry_wavepoint
    @strawberry_wavepoint Před 3 lety +4269

    This confirms that his first name is "The"

  • @FriedHam
    @FriedHam Před 3 lety +227

    I thought Mrs. LPL‘s disappointment came from the alcohol part, until it escalated way too fast.

  • @DarkChasm
    @DarkChasm Před 2 lety +166

    Did anyone notice that taking off the tape, takes him substantially longer than opening the average master lock ?

    • @samuels7228
      @samuels7228 Před 2 lety +3

      More likely due to holding position for the sake of the camera rather than any kind of incompetence in fine motor skills lol

    • @williamduncan7401
      @williamduncan7401 Před 2 lety +7

      Indeed. People shall just tape their valuables instead of putting master locks

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD Před 3 lety +23259

    Diana just gave a ton of personally identifiable information to a stranger whose internet presence is based around opening locks he doesn't have the key to.

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor Před 3 lety +426

      Lmao

    • @pellandgump
      @pellandgump Před 3 lety +2519

      Maybe that’s her point, having some fantasy of LPL picking her lock

    • @captainwordsword1666
      @captainwordsword1666 Před 3 lety +1765

      She wanted her cheap lock to get raked open too.

    • @pellandgump
      @pellandgump Před 3 lety +337

      No no, she definitely wanted single pin picked. Probably has a nasty key way offering horrible bitting. 😝

    • @KingDeadMan
      @KingDeadMan Před 3 lety +92

      Well, when you put it like that. Lmao

  • @aaronmarkham2814
    @aaronmarkham2814 Před 3 lety +4897

    “Give it to you in person” I don’t think she’s talking about the alcohol part of the present 😳

    • @nisterror
      @nisterror Před 3 lety +86

      lol exactly my thought

    • @tylerk444
      @tylerk444 Před 3 lety +17

      Can someone please explain?

    • @SAMERATORZ
      @SAMERATORZ Před 3 lety +256

      @@tylerk444 It is easy to assume, due to the content of the box, that our fellow subscriber wished for a more personal relationship with the LPL. Altough perhaps it was always ment as a joke/prank on her part!

    • @fpeter01
      @fpeter01 Před 3 lety +64

      @@SAMERATORZ Fame goes together with secret (or not so secret) admirers.

    • @stu729
      @stu729 Před 3 lety +31

      @@fpeter01 Also sometimes known as stalkers! Though I'm sure "Diana in New York City" doesn't necessarily fit that description.

  • @rabidmarshmallow5645
    @rabidmarshmallow5645 Před 2 lety +96

    “Let’s stick with locks”
    Fkn love this guy

  • @KillerGamingBoss
    @KillerGamingBoss Před 3 lety +117

    “A bottle of cognac and ah, I see.” Realising he’s getting hit on.

    • @jpPID
      @jpPID Před 2 lety +5

      Mate that's NOT getting hit on, that's a full blown attempt on getting broken in using destructive methods

  • @Bladavia
    @Bladavia Před 3 lety +18307

    She was definitely trying to get some bottom-of-the-keyway tension.

    • @PibrochPonder
      @PibrochPonder Před 3 lety +1010

      With a good solid raking to hit those pins in the right combination

    • @SakuraAngelPrincess
      @SakuraAngelPrincess Před 3 lety +585

      he is skilled but a bit too fast

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 Před 3 lety +85

      Clever comment. Nice job.

    • @mtgering
      @mtgering Před 3 lety +310

      One is loose... Two is binding...

    • @omnipotent4720
      @omnipotent4720 Před 3 lety +176

      @@mtgering Click out of 3 ?!??!

  • @spiff2268
    @spiff2268 Před 3 lety +2301

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he chooses to keep his identity a secret.

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow Před 3 lety +421

      To defend against legions of horny female viewers, obviously.

    • @rjay8076
      @rjay8076 Před 3 lety +27

      This should have more likes

    • @douro20
      @douro20 Před 3 lety +106

      He's a lawyer. He has good reason to hide his identity.

    • @mayn90s19
      @mayn90s19 Před 3 lety +30

      @@douro20 and a jealous wife (lol)

    • @jeremydaniels3904
      @jeremydaniels3904 Před 3 lety +105

      As soon as he read the part in the letter detailing his "enthralling voice" I knew exactly where things were going. Here's hoping that Mrs. LPL doesn't give him too much grief over this.

  • @lv.99mastermind45
    @lv.99mastermind45 Před 3 lety +259

    "Mrs. LPL is not happy with this package" sounds like an LPL April Fool's title

    • @bryanc1975
      @bryanc1975 Před 3 lety +16

      Plot twist: It was Mrs. LPL that sent it, to test him.

  • @jinxtheunluckypony
    @jinxtheunluckypony Před 2 lety +160

    I love how professional he sounds when he’s telling his fans not to send inappropriate gifts.

  • @LyricWulf
    @LyricWulf Před 3 lety +21175

    Tape: 10 seconds
    Lock: *2 seconds*

  • @spanishnavaja
    @spanishnavaja Před 3 lety +6994

    The innocence of calling it "festive packaging" before reality set in was priceless.

  • @rayloc420
    @rayloc420 Před 2 lety +84

    I just watched how mrs. LPL handled the Ben n Jerry's lock. This fan better tread lightly lol

    • @TalonPro
      @TalonPro Před 2 lety +7

      I hadnt seen it till this comment, went and watched and came back to comment. You aint kidding dude, she'd just as soon cut the girls' legs off than threaten her lol.

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Před 2 lety

      LMAOO

  • @RealJ8
    @RealJ8 Před 2 lety +295

    Thank you Diana, for giving us great content and possibly an undeniable classic for the LPL archives

  • @connormurphy5503
    @connormurphy5503 Před 3 lety +10989

    “Thank you so much Diana.” *not 10 seconds later* “Your lock is shit”

  • @jackmars931
    @jackmars931 Před 3 lety +2301

    Tape: Removed
    Lock: Picked
    Panties: Exploded
    All in day's work for the LPL.

    • @brittanylevinson741
      @brittanylevinson741 Před 3 lety +27

      Exploding in underwear is usually a bad thing

    • @UltraGamma25
      @UltraGamma25 Před 3 lety +15

      @@brittanylevinson741 Why is that? Just lets passerbys know you're ready.

    • @yurizaitsef
      @yurizaitsef Před 3 lety +4

      Wish I could spam like

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame Před 3 lety +8

      It's very Freudian. Long hard object jiggles open an easy lock to reveal something that goes to your head and something that by the end of the night will be *worn* on the head.

    • @dinioktavia8471
      @dinioktavia8471 Před 3 lety +7

      Hotel : Trivago

  • @ericmueser6950
    @ericmueser6950 Před 2 lety +42

    That's the first time I've seen LPL caught off guard. You could hear the realization hit him as soon as he got it open.

  • @captainMagDump
    @captainMagDump Před 2 lety +61

    The lawyer aspect of LPL came in real quickly at the end there

  • @godhedsmanden
    @godhedsmanden Před 3 lety +3452

    Lol imagine all the woman just sending their adress being like "i'm all alone, i left the doors locked just let yourself in tihihihi"

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo Před 3 lety +44

      why unlocked tho isnt it their fantasy for him to ''pick their locks''

    • @andrewenderfrost8161
      @andrewenderfrost8161 Před 3 lety +192

      @@HeartYgo it says locked lol

    • @ouisi7
      @ouisi7 Před 3 lety +67

      "don't worry, they're Kwiksets"

    • @battel_bruser3928
      @battel_bruser3928 Před 3 lety +16

      why are they all Michael Jackson?

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo Před 3 lety +5

      @@andrewenderfrost8161 oh my bad

  • @dominiconeil4693
    @dominiconeil4693 Před 3 lety +5834

    You can _hear_ the moment where his soul dies, just a little.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Před 3 lety +71

    The reason we can tell he hasnt opened the package yet is his reaction is so genuine
    The poor guy was genuinely disappointed, aww man

  • @14sonnenkrieg88
    @14sonnenkrieg88 Před 3 lety +67

    "-and some fancy packaging"
    *silence*
    "Ah, I see"

  • @jpconley5618
    @jpconley5618 Před 3 lety +4378

    Theory: Diana is secretly Mrs LPL, and sent this as a test. LPL passed with flying colours 😎

    • @mickadile6275
      @mickadile6275 Před 3 lety +52

      And you are Mrs LPL know exactly what you have done

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Před 3 lety +145

      @@mickadile6275 Bruh you edited your reply and it still doesn’t make sense XD

    • @GLAEDR1531
      @GLAEDR1531 Před 3 lety +17

      I agree women usually dont provide many details or are just generally quite cryptic. Unless they're lying.

    • @BuriedFlame
      @BuriedFlame Před 3 lety +22

      That is an entirely credible hypothesis.

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 Před 3 lety +7

      I choose to believe this.

  • @bennyk384
    @bennyk384 Před 3 lety +2215

    The disappointment in the “ah I see” is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

    • @renascienza.bazarclub
      @renascienza.bazarclub Před 3 lety +95

      The thinking inside "oh f*ck, I'm so in trouble right now"... 😂

    • @CharlieTheNerd91
      @CharlieTheNerd91 Před 3 lety +26

      Yeah, kind of a nice, humble reaction :)

    • @Elessar00
      @Elessar00 Před 3 lety +65

      I don't even know why he didn't expect something like that. Just from what he told us about the woman before he opened the lock, it was obvious she was into him.

    • @samuelastran6090
      @samuelastran6090 Před 3 lety +4

      What was the red thing inside?

    • @Bored_Barbarian
      @Bored_Barbarian Před 3 lety +34

      @@samuelastran6090 lingerie 😂

  • @mikeohandley6765
    @mikeohandley6765 Před 3 lety +85

    Augh! I was in the process of swallowing a mouthful of coffee when you partially pulled out that item and quickly shoved it back. Now the coffee is all over my monitor, desk and keyboard!

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 Před 3 lety +7

      Glad to see your keyboard still works!
      Or did you write that on your phone?

    • @mikeohandley6765
      @mikeohandley6765 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jannikheidemann3805 - LOL, Yeah, it works OK. One key sticks sometimes now but overall I'm glad I didn't have to buy a new one.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před 3 lety +375

    It's amazing how utterly disgusted he sounded while maintaining the relaxing voice that so enthralls Diana. You can almost hear her heart break as she watched this.

    • @SeizureSpecialist
      @SeizureSpecialist Před 2 lety +68

      That married man… is John Pick. John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer fucking will, something Diana knows very little about. I once saw him kill three Master Lock representatives at a locksport convention with a standard hook in 18 thousandths.
      A fucking, standard hook in 18 thousandths.

    • @Username18981
      @Username18981 Před 2 lety +2

      It's the internet, just as likely to be his heart breaking

    • @KingJamesIX
      @KingJamesIX Před 2 lety +30

      Her heart made the same click noise that the locks do.

    • @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus
      @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus Před 2 lety

      @@SeizureSpecialist of an inch?

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SeizureSpecialist lol

  • @JJGray21
    @JJGray21 Před 3 lety +3575

    Diana: I love your soothing voice, here's my address some lingerie and a bottle of henny 😂😂😂

    • @rafiulhaque2838
      @rafiulhaque2838 Před 3 lety +17

      😂😂😂

    • @jaunusender6166
      @jaunusender6166 Před 3 lety +477

      Good thing he's married and not some psycho, not like a lock could stop him.

    • @BrutalOverride
      @BrutalOverride Před 3 lety +43

      Ooooh......holy sh**, I'm retarded.

    • @ketami.
      @ketami. Před 3 lety +226

      ahhhhhh, now I understand the letter where he said "goes on to discuss who she is and what she does"

    • @billdiemer
      @billdiemer Před 3 lety +180

      "I only wish I could give it to you in person"

  • @gabron21
    @gabron21 Před 3 lety +2135

    LPL: “that’s all I have for you today. if you do have any questions...”
    Me: “I have many”

    • @fleurberkers3965
      @fleurberkers3965 Před 3 lety +22

      ask them then

    • @genius11433
      @genius11433 Před 3 lety +36

      @@fleurberkers3965
      Maybe I missed something, maybe I'm naive, maybe it's because I recently woke up, but WHAT is it that Mrs. LPL would not appreciate? It's pretty clear that the red cloth was not a Santa hat, but what IS it?

    • @StewyAdamRules
      @StewyAdamRules Před 3 lety +128

      @@genius11433 Looks like some festive lingerie to me.

    • @Soulz585
      @Soulz585 Před 3 lety +22

      @@genius11433 its underware

    • @ugh5271
      @ugh5271 Před 3 lety +46

      @@genius11433 I'm not sure but I think it was more of an "adult" santa costume

  • @kibaelunal8827
    @kibaelunal8827 Před 2 lety +21

    I love how you can hear his tone of voice go from cheerful to absolute shock.

  • @aaronreadstohimself3147
    @aaronreadstohimself3147 Před 3 lety +13

    Well... you're good on your feet sir. That was a tasteful and wholesome response.

  • @bluebailey4884
    @bluebailey4884 Před 3 lety +597

    Mean while at Diana's home..
    Mrs LPL Voice: Little click on 1 nothing on 2....

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Před 3 lety +11

      LOL 😂🤣

    • @graysongreydeathcarlyle
      @graysongreydeathcarlyle Před 3 lety +96

      Remember the ice cream, Ms. LPL prefers the destructive entry methods ;)

    • @SaraWolffs
      @SaraWolffs Před 3 lety +95

      This is Mrs. Lockpicking lawyer and what I have for you today is the front door of one "Diana"'s home. As you can see, I brought my husband's infamous ramset gun with me, so this should only take a moment.

    • @soygacho7945
      @soygacho7945 Před 3 lety +29

      @@SaraWolffs alright, front door is open, time to rush on over to Diana's room and deal with her next

    • @HannTheftAudio
      @HannTheftAudio Před 3 lety +3

      Roflmao

  • @sigspearthumb5237
    @sigspearthumb5237 Před 3 lety +11150

    Someone send him a locked box with a mirror so we can see how he looks

  • @POPOPOPOPOPOP82
    @POPOPOPOPOPOP82 Před 3 lety +31

    See, I told the FBI that learning lockpicking wasn’t a weird way to meet women

  • @shawnc3030
    @shawnc3030 Před 2 lety +9

    "let's try raking it open" I feel like Diana was thinking along those lines also.

  • @kevinlopezobrien5366
    @kevinlopezobrien5366 Před 3 lety +2891

    She tried to pick his wedlock, but he welded it shut.

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 Před 3 lety +80

      @Bad Matt I never intended to predict the future, but yeah that episode dropped one week after my comment... who woulda guessed?

    • @davidtarushka9749
      @davidtarushka9749 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 #LockpickingLawyerLore

    • @ajilpappachan
      @ajilpappachan Před 3 lety +5

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 can you give me the video number?

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 Před 3 lety

      Also, not sure why my original comment says 2 months ago... Gonna need to check that out...

    • @ajilpappachan
      @ajilpappachan Před 3 lety

      @@kevinlopezobrien5366 thank you

  • @kalashboi
    @kalashboi Před 3 lety +1869

    i like how lpl has big “don’t send this again, respect my wife” vibes when he sees the festivities

    • @charper9890
      @charper9890 Před 3 lety +16

      If I had a brother I would so do this to him pretending to be an admirer just to see him on the couch lol

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 Před 3 lety +17

      This is exhibit A in the divorce case.

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 Před 3 lety +27

      @@newscotlandtv woah man he's not a "Yes honey" dude. He's got morals

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ts757arse but they're so comfy.

    • @challengecompleted55
      @challengecompleted55 Před 3 lety +46

      @@crazguykwan8955 Yeah. I don't know when respecting your SO and your relationship became "trained well", but that should be the norm.

  • @stefankiefer4884
    @stefankiefer4884 Před 3 lety +37

    Took him longer to remove the painters tape than to open the lock. Maybe master Lock can take note and start wrapping their locks in painters tape?

  • @sirdouglas.2870
    @sirdouglas.2870 Před 3 lety +24

    I fucking love the way he goes: And some festive decorations, ... .... ah... I see... *sigh*

  • @deanobeany
    @deanobeany Před 3 lety +17850

    I feel like the cheap, easy to open lock was a metaphor for something...

  • @BeaverCheeze
    @BeaverCheeze Před 3 lety +7237

    When the tape takes longer to get off than the lock.

    • @lockolot6704
      @lockolot6704 Před 3 lety +37

      When I see this comment on every LPL video

    • @larrybe2900
      @larrybe2900 Před 3 lety +30

      @Wroger Wroger
      With its content perhaps that was the intent. ;)

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher Před 3 lety +37

      Well he's the lock picking lawyer not the tape peeling lawyer

    • @TallowTheQuoll
      @TallowTheQuoll Před 3 lety +19

      Took like 10+secs on the tape
      Like 2seconds on the lock
      Moral of the story, secure your stripper underwear with tape not Chinese locks

    • @nicotti
      @nicotti Před 3 lety +6

      Methinks had he met her in person Diana would have removed what's inside the package faster than LPL opened the lock.

  • @asianinvasian9022
    @asianinvasian9022 Před 3 lety +12

    I love the moment of recognition when he goes "ah..I see"

  • @Zeroground300
    @Zeroground300 Před 6 měsíci +3

    She sent it with a cheap padlock just to let him know how easy it would be for him to enter her box.

  • @Jearper
    @Jearper Před 3 lety +9637

    God I love the age that we live in, never thought lock picking groupie would be a thing

    • @jonathanthompson5710
      @jonathanthompson5710 Před 3 lety +287

      Women love skill. Dedication and hard work transfer to many things.

    • @paulvangemmeren9351
      @paulvangemmeren9351 Před 3 lety +341

      [insert "non-destructive entry" joke here]

    • @quentinleroux6762
      @quentinleroux6762 Před 3 lety +179

      Well i don't know any woman who doesn't love a man with skilled finger...

    • @giomjava
      @giomjava Před 3 lety +29

      Skill is SEXY ❤️

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 Před 3 lety +33

      I love the Internet. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid. 😁

  • @smokeandkippers
    @smokeandkippers Před 3 lety +3445

    There was a young lady called Di
    Who tried to catch LPL’s eye
    He whipped out his rake
    Gave her key way a shake
    But LPL’s too nice a guy

    • @stsensual
      @stsensual Před 3 lety +78

      Victory is yours.

    • @sharkuc
      @sharkuc Před 3 lety +119

      So did you wake up this morning thinking "I'm going to win the internet today" or was it more of a spur of the moment thing?

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 Před 3 lety +23

      liked for the metaphors

    • @leximatic
      @leximatic Před 3 lety +2

      Awesome

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 Před 3 lety +5

      🙌😂😂😂🙌

  • @stillblazinkush
    @stillblazinkush Před 3 lety +39

    Dianna was probably way too excited when he was *picking her lock*

  • @burakyetistiren486
    @burakyetistiren486 Před 3 lety +58

    Mrs. LPL with sheets and a pillow in her hands for LPL to sleep in the living room :
    In any case, this is all I have for you today...

  • @MegaEmmanuel09
    @MegaEmmanuel09 Před 3 lety +3034

    "Ah. I see. Okay, folks..."
    Love it.

    • @jd6865
      @jd6865 Před 3 lety +68

      That was the best part

    • @Brotherhood039
      @Brotherhood039 Před 3 lety +52

      Best reaction 😂

    • @dex3678
      @dex3678 Před 3 lety +29

      i didnt realise what he was talking about until he said that

    • @Drag0nvil
      @Drag0nvil Před 2 lety +27

      @@ataleofscience5027 a 2 part set of Christmas underwear.

    • @kylelynch3505
      @kylelynch3505 Před 2 lety +38

      @@ataleofscience5027 Diana sent lingerie and identifying info with the alcohol. Heavily implied she wanted LPL to swing by and pick her

  • @jweezy15able
    @jweezy15able Před 3 lety +13533

    LPL: "A click out of 1, 3 is binding....."
    Mrs.LPL: "I'll take the bra off myself"

  • @nihilvenitadeus
    @nihilvenitadeus Před 8 měsíci +4

    “Okay, we got that open very quickly.” Dianne wasn’t even playing hard to get with this package of goodies.

  • @josetamez5679
    @josetamez5679 Před 3 lety +14

    Seeing the thumbnail and title: “I guess LPL doesn’t like Hennessy”
    Watching the video: “oh no”

  • @matekochkoch
    @matekochkoch Před 3 lety +4049

    Isn't the universe a fascinating place - every day something new. Today: Lockpicking groupies.

    • @AquaTech225
      @AquaTech225 Před 3 lety +14

      Lol

    • @TheCorezero00
      @TheCorezero00 Před 3 lety +54

      He IS a total ROCKSTAR so groupies should be expected!!!

    • @barooooooo7665
      @barooooooo7665 Před 3 lety +13

      I read this and yelped a big HA! Lmfao

    • @beefgarnacha
      @beefgarnacha Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @1nkw3ll
      @1nkw3ll Před 3 lety +56

      It pays to be good with your hands and knowing how to use your tool

  • @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687
    @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 Před 3 lety +5777

    "I can't show the letter as it has some personal stuff"
    Ah I see. Personal, yes.

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky Před 3 lety +190

      BOOBIES

    • @JustThinkAboutIt2681
      @JustThinkAboutIt2681 Před 3 lety +58

      He said he wouldn't not that he couldn't

    • @SteelHex
      @SteelHex Před 3 lety +14

      Pictures

    • @fjp9
      @fjp9 Před 3 lety +6

      dirty letter

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow Před 3 lety +44

      I doubt it... calligraphy letter, cognac and lingerie suggests a smart woman around 30, probably wrote about her hometown/ work.

  • @AllExistence
    @AllExistence Před 3 lety +3

    _Uh... I see..._
    I absolutely adore the annoyance that can be heard in this line.

  • @CarpeDiem601
    @CarpeDiem601 Před 7 měsíci +1

    LOL. Mrs LPL wishes he spent as much time raking her keyway as he does on these damn locks!

  • @DavidIstre
    @DavidIstre Před 3 lety +3830

    I love how tactfully LPL handled this situation. He was respectful while still being clear that this was inappropriate.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego Před 3 lety +340

      well he *_IS_* a lawyer 😉👍

    • @zachpel1923
      @zachpel1923 Před 3 lety +21

      I have no clue what it is

    • @MGZig
      @MGZig Před 3 lety +259

      @@zachpel1923 A bottle of alcohol with some Christmas themed lingerie is what it looked like

    • @mayn90s19
      @mayn90s19 Před 3 lety +136

      @@MGZig some Mrs Santa panties 😜 lol at least they looked clean.

    • @Ares78987
      @Ares78987 Před 3 lety +58

      It’s just a joke. Relax

  • @user-de4cq6uk6l
    @user-de4cq6uk6l Před 3 lety +884

    In case you didn't get it:
    This video was a PSA asking us to stop sending him weird stuff

  • @dbongoloid9541
    @dbongoloid9541 Před 2 lety +2

    Lmao, im like 100% sure I've never seen this mans face, yet he has ladies throwing themselves at him.
    He must have skilled hands.

  • @ferreirog
    @ferreirog Před 2 lety +2

    Was that a moment of hesitancy, realization and then denial I saw? The correction was perfect, or to me it was.
    Enjoyed how the lock was open before you expected it to be and the surprise in your voice. Great one, handled it as a Gentleman should.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers Před 3 lety +4007

    The lingerie was for him, not his wife.

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky Před 3 lety +44

      LOCKS OF PUBIC HAIR

    • @wilsonn6767
      @wilsonn6767 Před 3 lety +17

      Obviously... did you not watch the video

    • @velipulla3936
      @velipulla3936 Před 3 lety +11

      Sherlock

    • @RufftaMan
      @RufftaMan Před 3 lety +86

      I think the problem is it wasn't FOR someone, but FROM someone, if you know what I mean.. =P

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen Před 3 lety +19

      @@wilsonn6767 he can rock that lingerie, you don't know his life

  • @johncholmes643
    @johncholmes643 Před 3 lety +248

    Moral of the video: it's not very hard to get into Diane's box.

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 Před 3 lety +5

      Took my comment... 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @NikiBechusWTF
      @NikiBechusWTF Před 3 lety +4

      Classic.... 😂

    • @jayc9461
      @jayc9461 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahaha nice 😂😂😂

    • @imbologna
      @imbologna Před 3 lety +2

      Not for LPL, at any rate.

    • @Dedric444
      @Dedric444 Před 3 lety +3

      Why isn't this the top comment?

  • @yosoyysoyyo
    @yosoyysoyyo Před 3 lety +173

    Damn, some people have no boundaries...imagine a dude sending his boxers to a married woman and intending for her to open it on camera. Fame doesn't equal consent, y'all need a lifetime access pass to horny jail!

    • @TheBananamonger
      @TheBananamonger Před 2 lety +14

      Women do not understand social expectations these days

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Před 2 lety +2

      To jail you go
      *bonk*

    • @Goldenhawk583
      @Goldenhawk583 Před 2 lety +10

      @@TheBananamonger some of us still do. And some men seem to think all women are identical in how they think... bound to make some social blunders with that attitude as well.

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Goldenhawk583 based

    • @joshs7160
      @joshs7160 Před 2 lety

      You consent by opening the package, that's really all there is to it.

  • @LastTryMedia
    @LastTryMedia Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Ah, I see"
    IMMEDIATELY WRAPS THIS SHIT UP
    I fucking love LPL. What a guy.

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh Před 3 lety +1390

    "Okay we have some festive packaging"
    *two seconds later* ah...

    • @Schobbob
      @Schobbob Před 3 lety +35

      it is festive packaging in a way...

    • @MSRPR
      @MSRPR Před 3 lety +4

      @@Schobbob it is I guess lol

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire Před 3 lety +1

      He’s not technically wrong.

  • @GhostFiire357
    @GhostFiire357 Před 3 lety +2263

    I like how he says "let's try to get in" like he might actually fail.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 3 lety +14

      Could be a trick lock or something.

    • @GhostFiire357
      @GhostFiire357 Před 3 lety +10

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix Valid point. Though we know he'd figure it out one way or another.

    • @darkmann12
      @darkmann12 Před 3 lety +6

      Assumptions are always to be avoided! :)

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi Před 3 lety +5

      I think he just means let's try to get in with this tool and if it didn't work he'd just use another one

    • @saucysuishi341
      @saucysuishi341 Před 3 lety +1

      I love that part of his videos

  • @kavarod101
    @kavarod101 Před 2 lety +1

    "ahh" - that sad but real realization about life in its purest. xd

  • @mitchjr77
    @mitchjr77 Před 2 lety +4

    LPL is so good with his fingers, Diana was more than willing to let him open her Box. 😉 Mrs LPL isn’t going to appreciate that! 🤣

  • @THR33STEP
    @THR33STEP Před 3 lety +739

    “The glass of Cognac went down very easily. I’m going to down a few glasses more to show you it’s not a fluke.”

  • @dimerization
    @dimerization Před 3 lety +5636

    Imagine all the totally bananas love letters he gets and DOESN'T show us

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 Před 3 lety +193

      Like:
      Can you pick the lock leading to my heart please?
      Or
      Pick the lock of your gate for me to pass your walls

    • @payntballman
      @payntballman Před 3 lety +204

      @@thedepression950 he did make the "[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door". he brought this on himself.

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 Před 3 lety +36

      @@payntballman i know. And it was a dirty video ;)

    • @CaptainNuge
      @CaptainNuge Před 3 lety +11

      You're the One... And there's a little bite there on one. Number two...

    • @mikesnapper9001
      @mikesnapper9001 Před 3 lety +23

      "You can pick the lock on my chastity belt any day!"

  • @deltas4764
    @deltas4764 Před 3 lety +6

    Reading the comment section is the 2nd best thing after the LPL finishes his work.

  • @hlygrail
    @hlygrail Před 2 lety +11

    I’m sure this has already been beaten to death, but “festive packaging” may be the greatest double entendre ever.
    “I only wish I could give it to you in person.” Literally, LMFAO.
    You can’t make this sh!t up.

  • @pixlplague
    @pixlplague Před 3 lety +2413

    I've rarely felt awkwardness through a CZcams video like I did here.

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 Před 3 lety +54

      watch Impractical Jokers to feel the awkwardness through ur veins

    • @shoresy6927
      @shoresy6927 Před 3 lety +11

      Only awkward for him. I'll take it.

    • @pixlplague
      @pixlplague Před 3 lety +2

      @@fryque lol yeah that one was priceless

    • @keld101
      @keld101 Před 3 lety +3

      Because apparently LPL has no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Then he threw a hissy fit over and pissed off the internet.

    • @keld101
      @keld101 Před 3 lety +5

      @justin rogers It's in his tone. A lot middle management would do that when they got angry so you have to develop an ear for it to survive

  • @koretechx1
    @koretechx1 Před 2 lety +4

    She's just trying to get him to pick into her back door. You know, just for the challenge.

  • @Moon-tz9on
    @Moon-tz9on Před 3 lety +1

    I really loved your quick very respectful smart answer to a disrespectful person.

  • @thuglifegeorgiayt8064
    @thuglifegeorgiayt8064 Před 3 lety +2431

    If this channel has taught me anything it’s that tape is 100% more effective than a lock

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas Před 3 lety +51

      In this case is 500%

    • @snafu4147
      @snafu4147 Před 3 lety +34

      The only unpickable lock was a sticker

    • @pdxpickit2586
      @pdxpickit2586 Před 3 lety +6

      So where is the wedding ring that might have directed Miss Dianna’s attention to less troubled and costly options. “Put a ring on it”

    • @Pekkhum
      @Pekkhum Před 3 lety +1

      @@pdxpickit2586 LPL fastidiously avoids identifying information in his videos... plus, most wedding bands don't take kindly to rubbing against brass and steel locks, tools, etc.

  • @seanj3667
    @seanj3667 Před 3 lety +422

    Diane wants some “bottom of the key way tension.”

    • @George-iz2ce
      @George-iz2ce Před 3 lety +7

      I think rather top

    • @TheWeeabooCrewGamers
      @TheWeeabooCrewGamers Před 3 lety +5

      @@George-iz2ce no that's where you bust out the lockpicks

    • @Joe-ie1mi
      @Joe-ie1mi Před 3 lety +5

      hahahahha! literally burst out laughing

    • @nadavga
      @nadavga Před 3 lety +5

      We've done it boys! We found the perfect comment!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @RhayaderGoesToTown
      @RhayaderGoesToTown Před 3 lety +1

      😂

  • @jjgalz9818
    @jjgalz9818 Před 3 lety +7

    lol the fact that it took him longer to get the blue tape off than to open the lock 😂

  • @AceRave
    @AceRave Před 2 lety +3

    The “Ah, I see.” Was the best reaction I could’ve expected.

  • @johanesbosco3491
    @johanesbosco3491 Před 3 lety +2073

    Me : "Why an inexpensive lock got so much attention and comments?"
    Also me : "Ah I see"

    • @keld101
      @keld101 Před 3 lety +6

      Because apparently LPL has no sense of humor and can't take a joke. Then he threw a hissy fit over and pissed off the internet.

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 Před 3 lety +24

      @@keld101 kled lost skaarl and now he can't control his mushroom juice intake and has gone wild in the comments

    • @TechoNeko
      @TechoNeko Před 3 lety +2

      you guys are double meming right

    • @keld101
      @keld101 Před 3 lety +1

      @@raialasio1574 It keeps me occupied.

    • @keld101
      @keld101 Před 3 lety

      @Wemple I wanna hear every argument against my own that I can. One thread only contains maybe 10 people. If my argument is pretty well stated already, by myself or another, why would I use up my [admittedly not so]valuable time come up with new ways of words it?