15 Most Embarrassing Armies in The World
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- čas přidán 4. 05. 2024
- You always hear about the military might of the world’s superpower nations, but have you ever thought to yourself, “What are the smallest and weakest armies out there?” Well, you’re not alone as so have we. If you’re interested to shine a light on these puny armies, then look no further than our list with a few surprising inclusions. From China to Vatican City, here are 15 of the most embarrassing armies in the world!
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I don't think a single army out there is embarrassing. The fact that someone decided to put their lives up to protect their nation on a daily basis says a lot and shouldn't be disrespected like this.
*Respect.*
Good point.
I dont think a lot of these soldiers had a choice in joining the military (like they do in the US), good point tho
I agree.
This should have been titled, "The World's Smallest Armies". To have used the term "Embarrassing", is not fair or very nice. Regardless of the reasons, brave men and women have still signed on the line to protect their respective countries.
That is to be applauded and respected...not to be made fun of. 🇨🇦
there is nothing embarrassing in defending ones country. no matter how small, ill-equipped the army is, the determination to defend a nation is more than honorable! respect to all armies in the world.
what about the nations who force you to join the military
@@possum456 I believe it's a good idea in case your country is invaded.the people would know what to do.
@@possum456 What about those? People learn things, how to defend their country... What kind of logic is that? Following your logic, I may ask what about the nations who force kids to go to school?
The chinese one isn’t even its army 😂, it’s the police force 😅
I find it really interesting that the Luxembourg Army made your list. I was in the 92nd and 529th MP Companies in the 80's. The 529th was in Grafenwöhr, which is really close to the Czech border. You actually show the cross pistols and 529th banner during the Luxemboug part. When at the 92nd in Baumholder we trained with the Gendarme and other Luxembourg soldiers. They were serious professionals and hardcore soldiers. I went to French Commando school and as a Private First Class I took 3rd place in my 4 week course. 2nd place was a female Gendarme from Luxembourg. First place was a 45 year old pilot from Switzerland. I am still not sure I would want to fight either one of them. He'd have to be in his 80's now. I'm not sure I could take him. As for her, I am sure she would still kick my butt.
Still?!?!😮
1. The Swiss Guard's medieval uniforms are ceremonial only, they do have modern gear which is for actual combat and they are highly trained and highly skilled;
2. China. Why is China on the list? It's not the only country that has "soft and undisciplined" recruits, the USA and Russia have the exact same problem.
i know.china shouldn't b on the list eithr.they're highly trained & tuf.
The Swiss guard actually is one of the best equipped and highly trained small special units of the world.
it seems just his opinion.. for whatever reason..
Russia has some of the toughest troops you can find that is their entire identity such as spetsnaz and stuff.
Chinese are not very highly trained compared to their European counterparts
You obviously didn't research the Swiss guard. The armour is ceremonial only, they are highly highly trained and are a serious force to reckon with
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First off the Vatican does not have an army. The Vatican has Swiss mercenaries. I can't remember the name of the tradie it was about 4 or 500 years ago maybe a little less, but the Swiss are not allowed to deploy troops beyond their own borders except the Vatican. They are not mercenaries in the true sense but they are in technical terms. As for their armor and other equipment was designed by Michelangelo except the traditional haldeberd. Maybe that's the name you should look up referring to the author of this video. When they are not dressed in their ceremonial clothes they have full urban battle gear.
highly trained but experience is more, and experienced country will still be one that hasn't faught a war in a long time
The fact China is on the list and the reasons offered, really shows research wasn't a priority lol
Swiss military is badass. Pretty aggressive and effective tactics. I’d compare them to modern day German military tbh
Respect to all armies and all men and women defending their country out there.
There is no need to humiliate anyone.
Yes
idc
Exactly.. There are a lot of disrespectful children ^ in here and odds are they've never even picked up a rifle. Besides you never underestimate anyone.
They be using hover boards while ww2 soldiers use scooters
i agree ✌🖖
If we're being honest here, no military is "embarrassing" to call a military embarrasing based off of what you see on the news or based off of the policies of the country or even based on how outdated their tech may seem is just plain "embarrassing." The only thing to be ashamed of here that I see is comparing the militaries of third-world countries to that of the nation with some of the best tech available, with amazing research teams that make new innovations in military tech at a decent speed.
Nice recycled comment
@@Jason-gg4lm You have a problem with my opinion?
In the army, the word embarrassment doesn't even exist. They are just out there protecting their nation.
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*Ghana enters the chat*
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No army is embarrassing. The fact that someone is willing to take up arms and defend their land, people, and heritage with their life, is truly admirable.
I literally was saying this as I clicked on the video.
Well said 👏 👌.
Plenty armies are an embarrassment. For example the British couldn't beat the random afghan tribes, the French lost in Vietnam, china built a massive wall and still lost. Its safe to say that an army can be ass no matter how "passionate" you are.
@@bruhmoment4749 , your name represents what you just said.
@@bruhmoment4749 America lost against rice farmers and the Taliban, the soviets lost against the Taliban and the Finnish, the British lost against the afghan tribes and numerous others and tge French despite having the highest battles and wars won they still lost their country in 4 weeks and lost to the veitcong. Each military has its highs and lows and no military is embarrassing the only parts that should be considered embarrassing are the leadership that come with those lows
This perhaps weak military but never embarasing
Please don't take this video as fact.
When I saw China, I stopped taking it seriously.
@@FrankdaFrickinTank lamo
This video is talking nonsense and bullshit
@@Mr_pathogen lamo
@@derth9230 lol
The Swiss Guards go through Basic Training with the Swiss Army. In addition to its Swords and Halberds (used primarily in ceremonies) SG’s are equipped with the SIG Sauer P220 pistol and the SIG SG 550 rifle.
No army can ever be embarrassing they are the protectors who deserve all the love they can get
Embarrassment? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time. Never underestimate your enemy. You’d be surprised
As a Korean vet, I don't think China's army was that bad, but there sure was a lot of them.
@@betaenterprises2840 yes, but he Chinese army that served during the Korean conflict would have predated the one child rule. I don’t think that rule came in until the 1979, then it needed 18 to 20 years before the pampered, only-child, grew up to serve. That would mean China didn’t start to encounter those soldiers until around 2000s and since. China has recently increased the child bearing to three children per family. Maybe those snot-nose, spoiled brats is one of the reasons they reconsidered?
In 1954, our (the US) government took over for the French and underestimated a little country known then as North Vietnam despite the fact that they had been in a constant state of war since 1944. Meaning what they lacked in numbers they more than made up for with determination and real war training.
Ye the japanese underestemated the phillipines and they rerely stepped foot inside of forests
Has that been scientifically proven?
The 2019 population of The Vatican was 825; the Swiss Guard is 135 strong which means the Pope has the world’s largest per capita army.
They all can fit in a single skyscraper 😂
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Actually North Korea is number 1..country of 25 million citizens but 8 millions soldiers, it's largest per capita army
@@CarpeDiem23 only because every person in North Korea HAS to serve at the age of 18. If they actually had freedom they wouldn't be nearly as big.
+ Italy San Marino Switzerland France Germany Luxemburg and pretty much every country that is Christian.
I second the comment about the Swiss Guard. They are more disciplined and lethal than many bigger outfits and do their assigned job very well.
Imagine being an elite highly trained Swiss Guard belonging to a tradition that spans hundred of years and seeing this video.
The Vatican "army" is actually a highly trained and skilled force. And if yo check the basement at the end of the hall they have some really high tech kit.
Protecting their pedo bosses.
@@DMWBN3 pedos and perverts are everywhere, in every institution and govt
@@DMWBN3 pedos and perverts are everywhere, in every institution and govt
so they have railguns?
mans spitting fax
The Vatican army is well trained Swiss soldiers. The uniform is ceremonial but they do have hidden pockets to hold modern arms.
agreed they are very well trained and are very proficient with many arms. they also have a whole armoury in addition to the small arms they carry on them
One becomes a real soldier only after he/she gets the real taste of battle. The smell of blood and gun powder is so addictive that we want more and more and now it haunts me even after I retired.
@@mythicalnoob1689 ķ*,
Yeah vatican army is well trained single soldier in vatican na protect the pope
they are a eliteunit,dont let that uniforms fool you.they carry a 9mm a a SMG.highly trained to take people out in silence,without cursing disturbens.they are no army per se its the popes secret service.
6:04 Imagine living through a genocide that killed 75% of your people, followed by a civil war
only for a fucking top 10 youtuber to call it "Soap opera drama" 😐
Ikr😐
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Nice Video. Just in the Part about Monaco you added up some German Soldiers. That's the guys in dark blue coats wearing berrets and carrying drumms with eagles in a yellow field.
The worst thing you can do in a fight is to underestimate your opponent and their ability to fight.
While I was watching this, I see the dude as that kind of American, you know...that kind.
@@s0cc451 yup
And that’s why in HOI4 I send everyone I can. One time I didn’t El Salvador almost killed half my army and doubled its landmass.
You should have written that in Russian.
@@chillwill5080 why? I’m American
Nothing embarrassing about these armies. Whoever named this video is clueless.....and an embarrassment to themselves for a total lack of understanding about anything to do with the military, no matter how small an army one may have.
Well said
For sure
well tell that to his 5.8m idiot subscribers.
compared to America, Britain, Canada, Australia yes they are. when you are comparing armies against armies yes they are embarrassing. Don't forget what is needed to make a strong army a strong sense of nationalism. And know the difference between a battle hardened army and the knowledge that comes with actually fighting wars
@@marksmith3991China has a much stronger army than australia. Australia has no nuclear weapons.
I have never clicked the like button so quickly before. Well played
The shot supposedly of Monaco's army at 16:36 is in fact The Bundeswehr. The buildings in the background give it away too - these are typical of the Charlottenburg District and one can say with near certainty that they are in Berlin or Potsdam.
In the gulf war , 1/4 of all american deaths were friendly fire from their own troops , now thats embarassing ! and tragic ! r.i.p. brave soldiers
😂😂😂😂😂so it's like American army is the most embarrassing army
There were 35 deaths by friendly fire in Iraq, But some of these were killed by coalition forces. Unfortunately, combat engineers were out in front of the Armor and were hit by aircraft. The American people only get about 10% of the truth or accuracy from the lamestream media.
The biggest embarrassment to this country is the hate....and that is the correct word, of the military by the democrat party, which has been slowly trying to destroy it since 1963. That is a real embarrassment!
@@SaintNjuguna alright Frenchy, I'd say it shows that A. Biological detection weapons work and B. That we have powerful enough guns to destroy Kevlar easily. So enjoy your time as a very existing title as a superpower
Wow...makes me glad I never joined up. Sucks to go to war and get shot by your own side
@@SaintNjuguna we are the strongest military BOZO
So your classification of embarrassing is strictly based on size. You have a lot to learn about a country's defense force. Most of these armies have nothing embarrassing about them. I respect most of the countries you listed.
Oh calm the fuck down
The smallest armies can have the toughest soldiers
Swiss guard ceremonial comparing to an others battle gear: you don't know what you are talking about. They are a guard and bodyguard unit. They have modern gear, often wear just a suit as bodyguards and so on. They are a handpicked small unit.
That's awesome! These military action heroes were really look like real-life LVN Action Heroes!
atleast Luxembourg army participate in korean war, and this is a embarrassing channel btw
Philippines army also....
Video creator out to degrade folks whom put in their sweat and blood, no fault of the poor militaries branded all sorts of names.
Imagine someone who had a passion in military, underwent months of training, qualified, made his or her parents proud, one day goes to CZcams and finds a video calling him/her and the rest embarrassing .... damn
@Tsunami Surfer Lmao, man stop lying. You sound like the type of person to say they graduated top of their class in the navy seals.
@Tsunami Surfer you can't even spell defense.
@@throughmyshutter305 thats how you spell it in normal English
Alright, aside that, you're telling me you believe some back alley security defense force fought the Soviet Union and idle East Germany without starting a war? You're telling me some back alley defense company trained the United States Army and Marines? That's one hell of a lie.
@Tsunami Surfer Alright then, let me see your facts. You don't have any because you're lying. You couldn't fight the Soviet Union or East Germany.
I don't like to hear that someone's saying that an army is embarrassing. These people are basically saying that they are fine to die so please don't disrespect a country's armed forces.
What an insult to these countries that have decided that they don't need to build an army to invade another country.
As I live in a country which is near China, I can tell you that their parents are pretty strict so it could just be that you guys are just using biased information
Did people already forget about the Chinese-American rotc cadet who sacrificed his life when there was a school shooter? The mother was interviewed and she said she raised her son to be selfless and courageous. I dont doubt the mothers in China do the same too.
When a child gets a B+ on his exam....
Yanks: "Good job, son!"
Chinese: "What?! Why can't you get a single A+? You are such a disgrace to our family!"
😁
@@sr3821 true to me
The chanel is american and salty that china is the new world superpower
@@jimjones7965 You're illiterate but you're funny. Good one, but I agree that Taiwan is a superpower.
They're not embarrassing, just proportionate to the perceived need to of the country.
Well said!!!! Best response ever!!
Singapore meanwhile has almost 1 in 10 of its population in the military (including reserves) since its near to much larger countries, so it feels it's more likely to be easily conquered if invaded, & I think it also doesn't fully trust other countries/mercenaries to defend it (except for Gurkhas employed in law-enforcement) ever since the British colonial powers lacked the resources to defend it from the Japanese in WW2. Then when there isn't any war the military also becomes a huge source of manpower e.g. for pandemic contact tracing, house visits to vaccinate the elderly why may find it more difficult to travel to a SARS-CoV2 vaccination centre. Our Red Cross also borrowed 1 of our infantry batallions' 18 vehicles & their troops to distribute aid to the needy
Please allow me to point out, that in your description of the Army of Monaco you show several time a small part of a german military orchestra in front of the residence of a german state president.
Some countries try to hide their military by calling them National Guard, Civil Guard, Security Force, Defence Force instead of the usual army, navy, airforce. They just use the same military equipment. 😂
The author knows nothing about Vatican Swiss guard and ridiculously underestimates the Chinese military.
I do agree
@@ashishc7900 psst all weapon are a copy from another nation. in fact firearms originate from China. PLA have evolved and should be treat with respect.
I agree. He knows nothing.
@@ashishc7900 if you think someone's that can make 360 nukes and the biggest military partner of Russia is outdated, i dunno how can i can even argue with y
@@nuurulbasarmohdbaki6046 Yes China invented gunpowder but used in in fireworks until Europe weaponized gunpowder.
To anyone watching this, regarding China's one child policy, there were no "wrath of the government" or "having your child taken away", you got a hefty fine. The 2 misconceptions were written by American spin doctors in the 80s to soothe some people's egos.
Ummm, the Tian Mingjian public shooting in China was literally because the army wanted his wife to abort their second child before being born. The Party is always willing to play hardball if anyone works against their interests including their own citizens.
@black human I agree, very well said.
@@theguy0526 that abortion incident was perpetrated by a few of Tian's superiors to intimate Tian into submission, and they were all dealt with in the aftermath.
People in China were and are still not being oppressed into only having 1 child. I know this because I personally know people whom are 2nd children that were born in the 80s and 90s and they are well and alive today. They didn't even need to keep it a secret growing up.
The China morning post wrote an article on selective abortion on female babies. If this truly is a myth it does not derive from the US government.
Are the China's young generation pampered?
In the last two years we have seen two of the three superpowers in the world humbled by much smaller forces. USA in Afghanistan and Russia in Ukraine. All that remains is for China to step up and learn some hard lessons about people who aren't afraid to die to protect their blood and soil. :-/
Maybe you should do a video on "Top 20 things that give the US a bad reputation"
This video can be No.1
My dear Sir, you write about the top 20 (things) than give the u.s. a bad reputation. but what u really need about which to write are the hundreds of (things) that the u.s. does because of the idea that they are all better than anyone else in the world 🌍 😢
This narrator proves the movie “Idiocracy” has come true.
@The Finest have been known to come out with some pretty great videos, but this particular one is not only embarrassing, it is downright rude. You don't go calling another sovereign nation's military "embarrassing". Call them small, but they are definitely not embarrassing. Shame on you!
Makes it even worse when it starts off the video by calling some soldiers "pathetic and spoiled".. guy must be a 30 year old virgin living in his mom's basement.
@@Jake-dh9qk There certainly are some people like that who do join militaries around the world, I also understand what he means, however I think that the video certainly does come off the wrong way
It is even more rude that he compares the “embarassing” armies to bigger countries like America. After this video i dont like this guy at all.
I mean france is an embarrassment to the rest of the western world and we say nothing so this guy has a point.
We say nothing?
The size of St Kitts and Nevis makes sense, it's a small island country barely noticable on the map by many. I'm pretty certain someone would have to have a very serious grudge with them to even bother invading, plus I'm certain the island has alliances with other Ceribean nations for mutual defense. Plus that size and not much worry, it makes sense to basically have the Police and military as one, it saves on spliting resources and means they can be trained specially, to act as Police dealign with civilians, but always ready to act like a soldier should the rare chance of war arrive. P:us having SOME military no matter how small is better then having none and hoping your allies can defend you or you stay lucky an never get threatened.
yes these armies may be small and they may have few people but they are fierce in spirit because they are willing fight and die for their country and the people they love to protect them.
"The result was overly pampered and spoiled children without siblings and all their parents and grandparents attention was directed right on them, well this must have been nice for the kids, it meant the recruits for the Chinese army were awful, non disciplined."
Not saying anything but if you are a single child, it clearly does not mean you are spoiled? This man never learned something called "Common sense".
I suppose many factors are at play, but your not wrong.
The fact that he gave that explanation as to why they're weak is the most embarrassing thing in the video
@@MattParra15 The kid who posted this video probably can't even run a mile, or do 5 pushups without crying for a pink slip
I was a single child until I was six. I wasn't spoiled at all, it is completely dependent on the parents and grandparents.
As an only child myself, it really comes down to how your parents and grandparents raise you. The huge plus to being an only child is you have a greater chance of being anything you want to be because you don't have natural competition at home. At the same time, since you don't have natural competition at home, you have to learn it away from home, so there's a bit of a "late blooming" stage when you can emotionally hold your own against bullies and other kids. (Read More)
The biggest twist of irony to this logic is the biggest asshole I ever met came from a family of 12 kids. He was the youngest. To his credit, he was very charming and had really honed his people skills to the point where he could fit in with just about anybody, but he also had a HUGE God/Dictator complex. He talked about himself constantly, and from his stories, you could tell he was his father's favorite, so his Dad doted on him and raised him with a feeling of entitled invincibility.
So I would say that being an only child definitely has its pros and cons, just like being anybody else in any given family. I didn't learn how to deal with other kids' drama and keep bullies away till I was around 11-12 years old. But I can also say I never felt the need to ruin somebody else's life because my life was my own. And I still feel that to this day. I can be whoever I want to be, so long as I put in the work.
i thought u.s. also deserve a place on the list considering they fought the korea, vietnam, iraq, and afghanistan wars with overwhelmingly superior weapons and achieved pethetic results. lol
@@mvdv2000 Even then, we did achieve what they wanted in Vietnam which was a peace treaty between South and North Vietnam. It isn't our fault that both sides immediately started to disregard that treaty until North Vietnam swept through South Vietnam two years later.
We did lose Afghanistan tho.
@bab ep3: What's your definition of a win when you're fighting a gorilla faction?
Drop nukes.. carpet bomb the whole country? Because we do have the capability of doing that and we didn't. So how far should we have pushed it kill everybody is that your answer?
America steamrolled Iraq what are you talking about?😂 or do you say that because theres still enemies there which wouldn't make sense either cuz it's not the same faction
The 1st time we went into Iraq back in 90 we Completely disassembled saddam's entire military within 13 days and then he surrendered. This time around they almost completely surrendered immediately and we were fighting groups of insurgents that were hiding in mountains and then disappearing because they were to chicken shit to fight like men.
if america had no laws to follow we would quite literally level the entire country. unfortunately military law and civilians who are not involved would get butthurt
Equatorial Guinea about having a small army and the neighboring country having a lot more troopers than them losing most battles could be true but this man probably hasn’t heard about The Battle of Mogadishu, where 160 American troopers fought over 4000 of their troopers and still won. Even if you have a small military it doesn’t mean it is horrible
the fact that you think someone willing to die to save others is embarrassing honestly shows why i have lost faith in humanity. the British royal guard where their hats not just for protection... so why is not ok for the Swiss to follow their tradition.
"Every battle is won before it is fought" Sun Tzu
The size of an army is not the only thing that matters.
"Will beats skill"
You disrespect people who are some of the most honorable people in the world while all you do is post youtube videos for a living. these armies are not "embarrassing" you are.
I feel embarrassed for having watched this video and for even caring to comment
Yeah, it's total trash, and so many ads that I quit after the 3rd break.... five minutes in.
the creator of this video is very dumb, every military in this video are very brave and elite
dont judge a book by its cover
This video is all crap. Totally disgusting, disrespectful of service men and women. I stopped watching about half way in.
I really take exception to your calling these military personnel “the most embarrassing”. They are all doing what they can with what they have. BTW Just what are YOU doing to help out your country ??? Try thinking about That the next time you want to put someone down !!! 🤬🤬
I agree but it’s probably his opinion so yeah
It doesn't matter if he doesn't mean it. It is disrespect just the same. Armies large, or small still will put their life on the line should the circumstance require it. For that they should all be commended. A soldier in a small group faces a larger share of danger and for him/her to stand their ground in the face of it earns alll my respect.
@@mymaldwin David is right. Besides, its just a category. You can get anger but not spill in the comments
you definitely had no siblings
@Ирмүүн А I’m NOT your “Bro”. In case you didn’t notice the wolf I use, I am a girl !! But I wouldn’t be your “Bro” in any situation.
The 150 Swiss guard of the pope are mostly still in place for historical reasons, they defended the bridge the pope used to flee while the city was ransacked by mercenaries with their lives. Sabaton made a song about that story
A man who is willing to put his life on the line in service is not an embarassment...Duty is of the heart and will. Some militaries lack in funding or arms, but only a fool would underestimate the potential of any soldier or army.
He's forgetting the fact that some of these countries have the population of some small US states, and that they are not as old as some world superpowers.
That centipede thing is getting pretty old.
Still liked it because I live in a tropical country
I love how most of these are tiny countries assuming I've heard of them
Recently, the world saw the humiliation of an army with the world's most expensive weapon fleeing in panic from bearded men in slippers
if china is #15 then the us is #16. ppl in the us just cant live with the fact of china being #1.
China isnt #1 (yet...)
They're only number one in manpower
It must be made by an indian.
I worked in China for a while and I can tell you that it is certainly not True.
I am not a big fan of the government but the army is good.
PS:
China fought a full-on wars with America, Vietnam, India, and even us in the past. They actually performed really well.
Why Indian? Your reasoning?
nah , if it would be indian then it would be either in hindi or broken english , also it would only recommend to indian audience and not anyone . its clearly american , just watch his other vids . not every anti-chines videos is made by indian , not every anti-india video made by chinese .
The Vatican's Swiss Guard is absolutely excellent in combat. These guys are way tougher than you think. Yes, they also perform ceremonial duties, but that is on top of a great military education!
I really miss these channels where people already know they're saying simple things for simple reasons about complex systems and just want to have fun
Normal people: gets a job in the army
Random youtube channel: Embarrassing!
the swiss guard is one of the most modern army's the uniforms is for ceremony
Those people in small armies have the courage and bravery to protect their country. Please don’t disrespect people who risk their lives to protect their countries citizens like it’s a joke.
Bro most of these countries are islands or small countries, therefore they can't get much power, you should do a similar video on countries that are somewhat medium size.
It sucks that most small nations don’t stand a chance in a real war, but it’s better to have some kind of defense force than no defense force
Idk. Ask the Costa Ricans.
They probably don't want to have them but have too
Number 2 Afghanistan were trained by the U.S.(most advanced and powerful nation in the world) but surrendered to the Taliban.
Number 1 America having the most advanced and powerful military in the world was no match for terrorist who have pickup trucks with machine guns attached to them and ran away with their tails behind their backs
In the middle of the night, no less.
America must have the weakest military. It spent trillions of dollars and still can't defeat a few guys on pickup trucks. How embarrassing is that? America is really good at invading other countries but can't seem to win.
can we get a 15 most embarrassing navies of the world and then a 15 most embarrassing air forces of the world videos please?
The luxembourg army was actually strong before at least in the musket era.. on the war for spanish succession their army massed over 52k troops since they participated.
the Vietnamese beat you with no army, just the people giving it all they had ✊
And china
China was just shear cannon fodder and enormous numbers.
We won the Vietnam war. China just had different plans if we invaded the North
@@racekelly8780 You runn out of Vietnam with tail between your legs. And now you do the same thing in Afganistan. Shepards armed with AK-47 and RPG's kick your ass
@@mladenmamic187 why don't you read history book instead of relying on Wikipedia.
Why would yo say “weak” army’s DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ANY ARMY
This is really a humor video.
He talking about chinese army full of pampered guys but all i see in the video are prideful & disciplined soldier.
Not even going To comment about the Vatican....
Apparently you did not do your research. The swiss guards are very well trained.
The Swiss guard is a heavily armed and have super high tec kits and the Swiss guard is mainly a honorable army
being a proud American & we will support our troops, I agree with other commenters' that small should not be considered embarrassing or weak Im sure between our 2 million active troops & the 500,000 National Guard Reserve we could cull out a much larger count of some real Worthless Embarrassing MF hiding in there amongst our proud, I can only imagine how proud most of these soldier may feel being their countries truely few & proud
The only beneficial information in this video is that it introduced me to many countries I never even heard of...and the main theme is that they have small armies because most have had long lasting peace with their neighboring countries.
Don't forget about the great nation of Nauru! Their combined military and police forces consist of 2 guys, but due to the recent budget cuts only one of them carries a wooden club, other one has 5 medium sized rocks in his armament. However there are serious plans to strengthen their combat capabilities with a slingshot operator. 😆
Hello I'm a kittitian from st.kitts and nevis and our defences force do protect our nation and should not be dismissed as unequal to any army this is not a fair assessment of my country's military
Your military is a joke !
@@brucemorrison2132 Like your mindset
In your video you cut sequences from German "Wachbattallion" at 16:40 in the Monaco army.
I made a career out of making people underestimate me, the Swiss Guard does just the same thing, they are very well armed & well trained, underestimate anyone that puts their life between you & your target at your peril.
I think nothing is embracing army is army small or bigger respect all army 🕊️💐👍
You are not qualified to comment, you can not even spell correctly. Did you flunk out of 3rd grade ?
@@brucemorrison2132 Clearly your no English major, you added to many spaces
@@charlessmith8679 lol facts!
The swiss army is probably the most skilled group in this entire video
its very funny the vatican city has the ceremonial gaurd but its main protection falls under their gendarmes unit wich has bulletproof vests and guns aswell as their own tactical response team (something like a swat) and the ceremonial gaurd also has guns
Don't just look at outfits, modernness and quantity. Even if they are small they are still powerful.
They have small troops to do anything and it's also good to have small troops to make it easy to navigate and do one specific task
You have the most American pronounciation of countries names ever. Reminds me of Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt tries to speak Italian 😂😂😂
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I know lol when he says Panama
And the most american content too
Belgium and Luxembourg provided a Battalion to the UN during the Korean War. They served under command of the British Brigade and played an important part in the Battle of the Imjin River, as the forward Battalion. Cut off from the rest of the Brigade as the Chinese Attacked they were able to extract themselves and rejoin the Bde. They fought with distinction, as did the Filipino Battalion, sent to reinforce the British. They attempted to fight through to relieve the Gloucester, but were overwhelmed by the enemy numbers and only retreated when a British Officer called on them to withdraw with his scratch force, assembled from the Echlon to try and get through to the trapped Battalion. I wouldn't judge an Army's ability or the steadfastness of their troops by the size of their military.
The army was made to protect its own country
Chinese army
Me : Quit video
so many of this "embarassing" armies could make hell to bigger nations... just remember the winter war (amongst other examples)
Monaco is actually the third "Smallest Country", San Marino is second, almost 5000 fewer people.
Monaco's Military force is however smaller than that of San Marino, San Marino's Crossbow Corps alone has 70 members, and there are around 275 -300 in all branches.
Also, (and completely irrelevant,) San Marino is the smallest FIFA member, with a very interesting team record.
Never underestimate a cornered and wounded army fighting for its life and on their own territory no less.
Having powerful allies is just as good as having your own powerful army.
The most embarrassing and weakest armies ever:
1. Kpop army
Bro the army in the thumbnail isnt embarrassing, thats intimidating. That's the definition of a power move
Scooter War! Outruns Tanks, Trucks, and maybe even missile!
For ur information Ahmad Shah Masood with just 3000 men at panjsher valley defended the valley against the USSR and it is on record that former super power is unable to enter the valley so i myself thinks that quantity not always matters at all while defending ur territory...
Spot on, just as Leonidas and his Spartans at the Thermopylae.
panjsheer vally is a difficult terrain...and the fighters were armed with stingers...just imagine they can come out the caves and fire at you but you cant do the same with them...you cant even bomb them with aircrafts...fighting in such area is almost similar to shooting the smoke in the hopes to kill it...even a rebel with a kalshnikov can defend against troops with armour healmets and artillary...
I dare you to say it to the face of these soldiers whilst they are pointing loaded guns at you !
He's probably too scared to 😂
There is not much you can say to anyone pointing a loaded gun at you... What's your point?
Most of these "armies" are NOT well trained troops, and 100 of them could fire at you and hit no one !
@@brucemorrison2132 chinese army? Lol? You must be dreaming if they can't shoot you
Really there's no talking, just gunshots
Wow
St. Kitts: imagine knowing everyone in your countries military because you were all in the same high school class 😂
this is a very american video ngl
No, don't lump us all together. I think this is one of the most embarrassing videos I've ever seen
Nahh america actually has the best military on america
Monaco is about a square mile in size 250 soldiers is plenty. On another note, I am always amazed at the marching style of many countries around the world and although interesting to watch (goose-stepping, paused cadence, etc.) The U.S. Military is by far the most straight-forward, practical, 'don't-mess-with-us' style.
Of course, their military style comes from the British.
The first one about China is just utterly incorrect. They do have a 1 child policy but they also have a population that is 4x larger than the US. Good thing that the americans are built on pure hard discipline from the very young age. True Spartans they are...