"Not ready for a relationship" Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
  • Ace Ventura - Pet Detective " Best comment EVER made, by Ace.
    I own no copyrights to the movie, just showin it for fun!

Komentáře • 469

  • @weirdTedE91
    @weirdTedE91 Před 11 lety +587

    "Holy Testicle Tuesday!"
    Ah yes, unintentional foreshadowing...

    • @cinderweasel
      @cinderweasel Před 2 lety +33

      He even looked at it while saying that :D

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 Před 2 lety +13

      i think the writing is just that good... name a better comedy than this?

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON Před 2 lety

      @@ededd3175 40 Year Old Virgin

    • @kaynhuros2050
      @kaynhuros2050 Před rokem +2

      Same

    • @weirdTedE91
      @weirdTedE91 Před rokem +2

      @Ed Nigma From the writer's sure, not necessarily Ace himself

  • @BrightbBurns1985
    @BrightbBurns1985 Před 7 lety +1036

    "Well I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. But thank you for asking." I love that one-liner.

    • @gerardorodriguez7500
      @gerardorodriguez7500 Před 6 lety +10

      John Earley up yeah except Lois is a man

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 Před 3 lety +7

      Is this a reference to Superman? I keep on believing that it was what Superman says to Lois Lane in the interview scene.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Před 2 lety

      @@iganpparamarta8813 this movie was my life for so many years. I quote it daily… as well as any Jim Carrey movie. He’s been my idol since I was 7 when this first came out

    • @iganpparamarta8813
      @iganpparamarta8813 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nsasupporter7557 Saw it the first time on TV. Most are heavily censored. And then I got to watch the full version on VCD and all hell’s break loose haha

    • @enochduah3066
      @enochduah3066 Před 2 lety

      Clark should’ve said that

  • @badfish995
    @badfish995 Před 10 lety +677

    best. comeback. ever.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri Před 2 lety +3

      Normie

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Perririri is that an insult? people say shit i dont even know what it means

    • @charliec.3518
      @charliec.3518 Před 2 lety

      @@ededd3175 kinda, its like calling someone one of the masses, so depending on how you take it yes or no. If you dont mind someone insinuating that youre nothing special and no one will remember you, then no its not (considering for most people this is just a fact theyd rather not admit), but if you dont take kindly to that it is.
      Tldr: yes and no, depends on your perceived self worth.

    • @ededd3175
      @ededd3175 Před 2 lety

      @@charliec.3518 lol imagine having a good time, and someone gets mad about it, and calls u something thats you don't even know what it means... lol

    • @charliec.3518
      @charliec.3518 Před 2 lety

      @@ededd3175 lmao, i could, it happens to me all the time, online and in person

  • @hermanherman5834
    @hermanherman5834 Před 2 lety +132

    Literally every comeback Ace has is top tier. Could win a rap battle without even rapping.

  • @bartvandergracht8019
    @bartvandergracht8019 Před 4 lety +1442

    I remember watching this as a teen with my dad and brother and we would literally be on the floor from laughing together. My brother died a few years later, then my dad 4 years after that. I don’t remember laughing as hard as we did back then. Great memories. Wish I could to back and stay there 😕

    • @smill1985
      @smill1985 Před 4 lety +66

      My condolences on the losses of both your brother and father.

    • @bartvandergracht8019
      @bartvandergracht8019 Před 4 lety +19

      smill 1985 Thank you 🙏🏻

    • @mksunwukong16
      @mksunwukong16 Před 3 lety +16

      Sorry to hear that

    • @raghavmalhan407
      @raghavmalhan407 Před 3 lety +30

      Really sorry to hear that man.. i lost my father this january. All we can do is remember their good memories and keep them alive in our heart. 😔

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk Před 3 lety +14

      May they sleep in peace for eternity

  • @Guz1316
    @Guz1316 Před 2 lety +118

    If anyone else played this role, the movie probably would of failed. He is so damn funny and the only person who can make this work

    • @robmausser
      @robmausser Před 2 lety

      They originally wanted Chevy Chase. Thank god he wasn't available. He has such a pompous douchebag asshole vibe about him, it would never had worked. He just would have come off as smug and full of himself. Jim does it in such a way where he still comes out as the good guy.

  • @sunnycieli
    @sunnycieli Před 3 lety +169

    I'm so convinced Jim was trying to fight back his own laughter when pulling this line. His face is always priceless

  • @IwshIcldstrtover
    @IwshIcldstrtover Před 11 lety +456

    "I came to confess! I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll!"

  • @iAmEdwinHamilton
    @iAmEdwinHamilton Před 3 lety +126

    Dude was killin everyone with comebacks this whole movie 😂😂

  • @dionezerva1741
    @dionezerva1741 Před 6 lety +299

    I just realised that he sings "ass-hoooooole mio" at the beginning 😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @robertbuchanan9436
    @robertbuchanan9436 Před rokem +27

    That look he gives grinning while she's berating him is absolutely genius

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz Před 2 lety +41

    "That's what turns me on about ya, your attention to detail." LOL, I still use that line every so often when someone misses something completely obvious.

  • @dionezerva1741
    @dionezerva1741 Před 6 lety +112

    1:40 his facial expressions and his lines are PRICELESS! LOVE YOU JIMMMM

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains Před 2 lety +41

    “I’ve come to confess… I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll” pops into my head way too often.

    • @dragonrojo6042
      @dragonrojo6042 Před rokem +6

      JFK

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Thank God nobody made this joke when JFK was killed.

  • @nena200able
    @nena200able Před 4 lety +60

    This guy's a freaking genius of comedy!!!

  • @vicilou9174
    @vicilou9174 Před 2 lety +14

    It always cracked me up with that line "Your number still 911? ALRIIGHHTYYYYY THEN NN" HAHAHHAHAA

  • @alansavage9170
    @alansavage9170 Před 6 lety +65

    That's why Roger Pitacters dead. He found captain winky

  • @jamiehess4211
    @jamiehess4211 Před 3 lety +54

    Man, Sean Young was fine back then. Crazy, but stunningly beautiful.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 Před 3 lety +12

      Sadly, she was as mentally unstable as she was beautiful and caused her life and career to run downhill. It's funny how Jim's went the exact opposite after this film for a long time.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 Před 2 lety +4

      @@GHC3 Too much Spice maybe?

    • @Michael_Beanflip
      @Michael_Beanflip Před 2 lety

      She reminds me of Michael Jackson

    • @notchjohnson4713
      @notchjohnson4713 Před 2 lety +1

      Blade Runner Sean Young, sheeesh

    • @jamiehess4211
      @jamiehess4211 Před 2 lety +1

      @@notchjohnson4713 ...or Dune. I like them all.

  • @KotsosA31
    @KotsosA31 Před 7 lety +146

    Einhorn is Finkle
    Finkle is Einhorn
    Einhorn is a MAN
    Oh my GOD

  • @erinss
    @erinss Před 5 lety +95

    0:38 i wonder if jim did that when his parents would yell at him lmaoo

  • @DH33.0
    @DH33.0 Před 6 lety +95

    Your number still 911? Alrighty then!

    • @dave6234
      @dave6234 Před 3 lety

      Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face cues

  • @jihangamal5823
    @jihangamal5823 Před 2 lety +51

    Ventura was a smart guy who marched to his own drum. I think Jim was trying to say that everyone who does that seems like a nut. That point is especially obvious when he enters that nightclub where everyone is jamming to heavy metal, but he starts dancing to it like it's an old fashioned samba.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Před 2 lety +9

      Very well said.
      You understand the character! That was how I always saw the character,too! But most of the people around Ace in the movie didn't understand him,so like you said,they all thought he was a nut(or a clown or a moron or a buffoon or a potential liability or all of the above).It's a cliche for people to say it now but Ace really was just misunderstood.

  • @ugafootballfella124
    @ugafootballfella124 Před 6 lety +163

    ...you see nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail.

    • @sanmathiraj8938
      @sanmathiraj8938 Před 2 lety

      Thank You.

    • @rohitwagh8631
      @rohitwagh8631 Před 2 lety +3

      I love it , specially the ending " that's what turns me on , your attention to details " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @harimadhavan1712
    @harimadhavan1712 Před 5 lety +71

    I've watched this hundreds of times and still can't stop laughing, each time I watch it🤣

  • @willemvandoesselare7959
    @willemvandoesselare7959 Před 2 lety +11

    First time i saw this movie my belly hurt for two days from laughter.

  • @jdooris83
    @jdooris83 Před 2 lety +15

    With all the classic movies being rereleased in cinemas, this needs to be back on the big screen again

  • @ADifferentVibe
    @ADifferentVibe Před 2 lety +10

    0:22 "Holy Testical Tuesday!"
    Foreshadowing...?!

  • @alexdenton9176
    @alexdenton9176 Před 3 lety +22

    0:37 You can see Sean Young's smile come through as a microexpression as she tries to keep up her vicious facade and not laugh

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 Před 2 lety +1

      Always loved her walk and delivery. So good!

    • @andrew_lim
      @andrew_lim Před rokem +1

      Holy shit never realized she was Sean Young. She's so different from her character in Blade Runner here

  • @pettybetty2699
    @pettybetty2699 Před 2 lety +3

    Bruhhhh that is a classic line will go down as one of the best movies in human history….. beings 3000 years from now will watch ace Ventura 😂😂😂

  • @IamQuintin
    @IamQuintin Před 2 lety +3

    She is really beautiful

  • @amosmaka6030
    @amosmaka6030 Před 2 lety +8

    "How would you like me to make your life a living hell"??
    "Well, I'm not ready for a relationship Louis, but thank you for asking."
    😂😎

  • @IAmAHeater
    @IAmAHeater Před 9 lety +16

    HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY IS RIGHT!

  • @Bluemgwes
    @Bluemgwes Před 6 lety +57

    1:17 - 1:23
    Ironically, it's kind of sexy how she said that.

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 Před 4 lety +20

      She's hot bro.

    • @Bluemgwes
      @Bluemgwes Před 4 lety +3

      @@nuke2625 Indeed.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. Před 3 lety +2

      @@Bluemgwes is a definite sub. Or "simp" as the kids are saying this year.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. Před 3 lety +2

      @Leonardo Di Kennedy *anything. Period

    • @idakev
      @idakev Před 3 lety +11

      @Leonardo Di Kennedy "Kids these days tap anything remotlly close to a female". It's okay, Leo. You're not gay if you're attracted to Louis. An attractive actress pretending to be transgender for a movie is just acting. It's not real. haha

  • @ededd3175
    @ededd3175 Před 2 lety +2

    protect this man

  • @justinwhy6404
    @justinwhy6404 Před 5 lety +6

    I'm watching this every Holy Testicle Tuesday

  • @RovingRoy
    @RovingRoy Před 7 lety +169

    I knew the JFK assassination was a conspiracy, but didn't know that Ace Ventura did it!

    • @sierra282
      @sierra282 Před 7 lety +2

      RovingRoy hahahahah

    • @JeSsE10mCcOy11
      @JeSsE10mCcOy11 Před 7 lety +3

      RovingRoy what a twist

    • @garnet0101
      @garnet0101 Před 4 lety +4

      He solved the Lindburg baby case too. Lol

    • @dakkuri1
      @dakkuri1 Před 2 lety +2

      No. The cigarette smoking man from x-files did it

    • @calahoon22
      @calahoon22 Před 2 lety

      Never understood that reference until I watched a video about it recently!

  • @ryankroskey9351
    @ryankroskey9351 Před 4 lety +38

    Some of the funniest one-liners in this Movie are “ well, um not really ready for a relationship Louis, but thank you for asking.” And “your number’s still 911?”

  • @Atomic_Comic2077
    @Atomic_Comic2077 Před 3 lety +11

    Seeing good ol Jim Carrey and actress Sean Young in another movie would be like a dream come true!!!

  • @DH33.0
    @DH33.0 Před 6 lety +23

    She's a replicant, look at her eyes :p

  • @constantinelheman
    @constantinelheman Před rokem +2

    I have to say, Sean Young looks great in that hair do.

  • @ngamtingyanlem5376
    @ngamtingyanlem5376 Před 6 lety +8

    The best goodbye ever.

  • @CyborgCat
    @CyborgCat Před 7 lety +21

    Your Number Is Still 911? Alrighty Then! XDDDD

  • @anyviolet
    @anyviolet Před 2 lety +4

    Best line of a very funny movie, and best comeback EVER.

  • @munrana
    @munrana Před rokem +7

    0:38 that goofy smile 😂😂😂

  • @nsasupporter7557
    @nsasupporter7557 Před 2 lety +14

    This movie was my life for so many years

  • @ElPinitch
    @ElPinitch Před 8 lety +252

    His face 0:39 to 0:42 😂

  • @WEIRDRAMON
    @WEIRDRAMON Před 3 lety +6

    Your number still 911 🤣 classic

  • @TheHoon57
    @TheHoon57 Před 2 lety +3

    That last part is one of the greatest comebacks in Cinema.

  • @kenw.1112
    @kenw.1112 Před 2 lety +27

    Jim Carey is like the ultimate comedian.

  • @1ButtonDash
    @1ButtonDash Před 3 lety +23

    Regardless of how cooky Ace Ventura is the way he explained the details on the different animal types actually tells how smart the actual character was.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Před 2 lety +5

      Well said.The character is revealed to be actually very intelligent and very good at his job in the movie.There was a method to the madness.But the zaniness,the quirkiness,the kookiness and the weird,over the top,animated and eccentric behavior would have people writing him off as a moron and as a buffoon,when he actually wasn't.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W Před rokem +2

      He didn't have to 'whale' on about it.

  • @DaveMorgansMartian
    @DaveMorgansMartian Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Holy Testicle Tuesday" is one of those lines that you only get after repeated viewings, once you discover Einhorn's secret!

  • @eliastheod
    @eliastheod Před 2 lety +3

    Simply Legendary performance...

  • @rohitwagh8631
    @rohitwagh8631 Před 2 lety +7

    He's smile at 00:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 Před 3 měsíci

    the zingers in this movie come at you non - stop!

  • @barryclegg9961
    @barryclegg9961 Před 2 lety +2

    Absolutely love this film

  • @frozenray0079
    @frozenray0079 Před rokem +1

    The way he turns around at the end 🤣

  • @summocommentaction3273
    @summocommentaction3273 Před 4 lety +26

    Despite the fact that she played a Trap in this movie: Sean Young was pretty damn fine in her day.

    • @johnheuslerjr9623
      @johnheuslerjr9623 Před 2 lety +4

      What's funny is that the ENTIRE squad and SWAT slept with her, since they all threw up after Ace exposed her at the end of the movie.

    • @Dualities
      @Dualities Před 2 lety

      @@johnheuslerjr9623 how did they all sleep with her and not notice that tho

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 Před 2 lety +2

      @@johnheuslerjr9623 Not exactly slept. Most likely went to the first base.

    • @johnheuslerjr9623
      @johnheuslerjr9623 Před 2 lety

      @@manchesterunitedno7 Or 3rd base.

  • @XxXXxxXXxx78
    @XxXXxxXXxx78 Před rokem +2

    This is 29 years old.... Holy hell.

  • @Citrusfruits50
    @Citrusfruits50 Před 2 lety +2

    Sean was so pretty

  • @TheHoon57
    @TheHoon57 Před 2 lety +2

    She calls them experts, but they're just detectives. Ace is a PET detective. Out of everyone in that department, HE is the expert.

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr Před 10 měsíci +1

    He literally killed her with that response but he was not done, he had to kick the body too with the 911 joke 🤣

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 Před 7 lety +22

    Gonna need a senzu for that one

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 Před 2 lety +2

    1:34 - 1:39 🤣🤣🤣My Dad thought it would've been funnier if Ace asked her, "Your number still *666?* Alrighty then!"

  • @ArronP
    @ArronP Před rokem +3

    01:25 after he says he's not ready for a relationship he turns away from her but he keeps looking with that look haha that parts hilarious

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 Před 2 lety +1

    The twist ending blew my mind.

  • @EdjeMr1975
    @EdjeMr1975 Před 3 lety +16

    Sean Young was hilarious in this One
    She's the villian that makes me laugh 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 Před 2 lety +3

    0:40 always cracks me up

  • @ev6663
    @ev6663 Před 6 lety +10

    jim carry the king of comedy
    my favourite actor ever

  • @luckytyler2860
    @luckytyler2860 Před 3 lety +3

    BEST COMEBACK EVER

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 Před 3 lety +13

    0:39 his face 😂😂😂😂

  • @JMoruzzi
    @JMoruzzi Před 2 lety +1

    I avoided this film on release because I thought it looked shit. Three decades on and I see my evaluation was correct.

  • @Universal_exports87
    @Universal_exports87 Před 4 lety +10

    I CAME TO CONFESS, I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL. GENIUS.

  • @codrinm.mitrofan5869
    @codrinm.mitrofan5869 Před 7 měsíci

    1:23 His face expression while saying that:
    He wasn't insulted after all.

  • @bradleythomas27
    @bradleythomas27 Před 3 lety +1

    0:38 Looool an expression i have since adopted

  • @gm3275
    @gm3275 Před 2 lety +1

    Holy Testicle Tuesday

  • @YM-ex8hh
    @YM-ex8hh Před 2 lety +1

    These days you cant make movies like this without someone feeling offended.

  • @teddybears4life240
    @teddybears4life240 Před měsícem

    TEN BEST COMEDY SCENES EVER

  • @mickeybowmeister1944
    @mickeybowmeister1944 Před 2 lety +1

    Even as a dude, Sean Young is the most beautiful machine ever made.

  • @RG-uc1gg
    @RG-uc1gg Před rokem +1

    They don’t make movies like this anymore

  • @bilalahmed2123
    @bilalahmed2123 Před 2 lety +2

    Sean Young was hot back in the day

  • @resseddep1077
    @resseddep1077 Před 7 lety +3

    ALLLLRIGHTY THEN

  • @TheEdThinker
    @TheEdThinker Před 2 lety +1

    When I was a teenager I watched this movie 8 times in a row in 2 or 3 days. What the hell was wrong with me? who does that?

  • @tessaamaru6940
    @tessaamaru6940 Před 3 lety +1

    Sean young reminds me of Joan Crawford

  • @nazt8277
    @nazt8277 Před 11 měsíci

    I just noticed how he looks down at “her” region and yells
    Holy testical Tuesday

  • @ultrameticulous
    @ultrameticulous Před 6 měsíci

    Listen to how he says "Tursiops truncatus." Wish that were on camera.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Před rokem +1

    "Sodomia"
    I never caught that as a kid, lol.
    Also "Holy Testicle Tuesday!" strangely foreshadows the ending...brilliant! lol

  • @bencekovacs8052
    @bencekovacs8052 Před 8 měsíci

    Jim Carrey developed a new genre within homour that uptight critics weren't ready for! 😎😎😎

  • @faisalvlog8199
    @faisalvlog8199 Před 7 lety +8

    You number still 911 alright than 😩😂

  • @sketcharmstrong8491
    @sketcharmstrong8491 Před 2 lety +3

    I remember me and my friends copying Carrey's act on the school playground right after seeing this... To be 12 again.

  • @jmcuzzupe84
    @jmcuzzupe84 Před 3 lety

    Did anyone notice that the Buy or Rent description labeled this movie as a drama …. WTF?!?! This movie is the definition of comedy

  • @polemikful
    @polemikful Před 2 lety +2

    she is so fucking beautiful i wanna die

  • @chamboyette853
    @chamboyette853 Před 2 lety +4

    Back at a time when women could also be the bad characters.

  • @harimadhavan1712
    @harimadhavan1712 Před 3 lety +1

    I wished if he would turn into Clint Eastwood and say, "I came to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
    " 🤣

  • @speedybasket5205
    @speedybasket5205 Před 2 lety

    Most underrated joke I’ve ever heard

  • @boundaryzero
    @boundaryzero Před 8 měsíci

    as a teen I COULD NOT finish the entire scene and had to pause the VHS, from laughing too hard

  • @oisinkierancoyle5518
    @oisinkierancoyle5518 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ace is really talking to Ray Finkle the infamous goal kicker not Einhorn.

  • @jasonjones5707
    @jasonjones5707 Před 3 lety +1

    Your Gun Is Digging Into My Hip 🤣

  • @sjh9173
    @sjh9173 Před rokem

    Ace Ventura

  • @winstonz
    @winstonz Před 2 lety +1

    He's just like his Mask character

  • @noah-qv8eu
    @noah-qv8eu Před 7 lety +3

    Now I feel better