I’ve enjoyed going through the Pointlessly Gendered subreddit, and I really liked your reactions to things I think I’d find on there. The “princess poop” and “man’s bread” got me, haha. Thanks for sharing the humour you found in these. Cheers. A P R I C O T
Same goes for the people who buy into these products. "No, I can't use that! That's for MEN/WOMEN!" "You'll never be a REAL man/woman! No matter what you change about your physical appearance!" Like... Can these people not hear what they're saying?
the "I HATE MY THIGHS" one made me soo freakin mad. Are we really trying to teach our children that they should hate our bodies? Especially our baby girls?
Speaking as a cispeople but not for them (because identity politics nooooo) I readily grant you that this product marketing weirdness is indeed some weirdness that bodes no good. You don’t need to frantically exert yourself to declare your heterosexual whatever it is. You just need to get on with it in the assurance that other people are really not that interested one way or the other. Same idea works well for non cis whatever it is. If you need to spend lots of money to assert something about who you are ...there may be a problem you are coming at the wrong way.
I'm cismale but after seeing those "boys rules" and "girls rules" posters, I suddenly want to paint my nails and bake some cupcakes for my pretend tea party with fairies.
1. I recommend adding a top coat to prevent it from chipping. 2. Red velvet and chocolate are superior batter flavors no cap. 3. I honestly prefer green tea, but that’s just me. 4. You are accepted and valid!
Showed this to my guy friends and they were like, and pretend play with my friends"this makes me want to paint my nails and dance like a ballerina" so that sentiment is universal 😂😂🤣🤣
@@sosha20 Absolutely! If I were a parent and those two onesies were my only choices, I would get the "I'm super!" one regardless of my kid's gender. Because it's actually cute and the other one is just... awful.
Someone bought me the girls version of the Bible as a kid. It has devotionals in it talking about how your period is a curse and how to dress modestly and not act out on sexual desires and basically a training manual, bible style, how to grow up and be a self hating, modest, submissive, prude. For girls only, of course. And I call myself having Christian spirituality so it's not like I'm against some of the beliefs. But this thing was seriously detrimental to my blossoming self confidence and sexual curiosity.
Samantha Brown Right there with you! I’m a Christian too, and I still find the story of Jesus so compelling, but it took me years to recover from what my church taught me about my body as a kid.
When is was a kid I loved doing all the things on both the boys and girls rules sign! What they should do is combine the boys rules sign and the girls rules signs and just make a kids rules sign, with everything on the list except replacing the no boys no girls with everyone is welcome!
I was buying cakes with my friends one time and when we scanned them they said "boy cupcakes" and "girl cupcakes" so we named them Brian and Patricia respectively
Actually medicine is the one field where paying more attention to the different sexes is needed. The standard patient is still the average man, which poses some problems to diagnosis and treatment of other people. For example some drugs that lower blood pressure can be really harmful to people that don't have the standard male biology and even shorten their lives when prescribed in the "standard" dosage etc.
Good point, but perhaps the issue once again falls into language being used to describe concept, rather than concept itself. In other words, yes biological distinctions between male and female sex should still be accounted for, but to acknowledge them by labelling them as gendered by placing them under the same conceptual umbrella as 'gendered products/services' falls back into the thinking that lumps together or equivocates gender and sex. I would propose, as a solution, to relabel such medical products or services that take biological sex characteristics into account as something like "bio-sex" products and services, to distinguish them from gender(ed) products and services, since sex and gender are not the same thing. Then important distinctions in biological sex characteristics are still accounted for, while another context is made less susceptible to confusing or conflating sex with gender.
That's true, but what I could see from the label on the laxatives was that they had the exact same dose of the active ingredient. There might've been relevant differences in the fine print, but I'm not betting on it.
I was looking for that comment. Although I agree as some people said that there could be a better way to word it, I don't think medicine is pointlessly gendered, at least in that case.
It's often not good for men either as the average man weighs considerably more than 'averege man' who weighs 150lb. A lot of men are given too small of a dose for their body weight and a lot of women are given too large of one. It is the too large of one that is usually deadly though ....
A.k.a. Cat, actually every cis-man has testosterone in them already, trans men like me have to take testosterone to become more cis, of corse you still have to get surgery but you'll pass as masculine.
When you search "water bottle" on Amazon you get "men's water bottle" and "woman's water bottle". Like goddam wouldn't want people seeing you drinkin out of a woman's water bottle right 😑😑
I am a girl and I will buy this and put orange juice in it in the morning and drink it like a cat, the man label facing my parents' door so when they walk out they will see their daughter being weird again
Men's shampoo: this can be used as shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, toothpaste, soda, or icing. Women's shampoo: you can only use this on the tip on your right thumb on Wednesdays once a year
It was a chilly October day when it happened. A cool and swift breeze through the open window adjacent to my bedside table as the sun began to sneak through the overcast clouds and down into my bedroom. It was a saturday and I gently rose to consciousness as the bright beams entered. I placed one foot down on the ground and then the other, stretching as I prepared to get up. I leisurely walked to the bathroom and grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste. I squeezed the paste out on to the brush and began brushing, just like any other day, but, in that moment my heart sunk and I knew something was wrong. A sharp pain erupted and engulfed my mouth in agony. I fell to the floor clutching my jaw as I felt my fragile body begin to desintegrate as the stabbing pain began to spread. I reached for the toothpaste and in one final move managed to knock it to the floor. As I lay in my final moments watching my weak, female body collapse before me I realized my mistake as I took my final look at the toothpaste tube and saw the label: For Men
I didn't understand half of the worlds, but good job. Edit: I am English, and speak English fluently. I just can't spell lol. Also no school. Edit: this was a mess. Edit: this comment has been fixed by Grammarly. Nobody will ever see my spelling struggle again.
Whenever I see a ridiculously gendered products I always buy the one ‘for’ the opposite gender and it lowkey pisses the cashiers off. Every time they go: you know this product is for [opposite gender] then I say yeah and stare them down. It’s oddly satisfying
I think I would respond with 'why?' and just keep asking why until they talk themselves into a corner, which will happen, because nobody can justify this stuff.
I mean I kind of like the idea of shaping a bath bomb as a grenade, but not because its 'manly', but because its a kind of clever design - you literally throw it in and boom
I seriously don't understand why they're gendered! Like, I'd like some socks with a certain design and then my mom would tell me: "but those are for men though"
@@anomienormie8126 Honestly, the answer is probably no, I think it's just they feel a need to everything to have a lable or belong in a particular place, most of the time it's just inconvenient though
I mean, I GUESS I could see if they were for a certain shoe size (and I think women’s and men’s shoe sizes are different maybe), but you could just list both size ranges??? Also most socks are one size fits all anyway so idek. Totally playing devils advocate here I agree it’s pointless
I'M GONNA START A CAMPAIGN SO SOCKS AND SHOES STOP BEING GENDERED. It really upsets me bc often "men" socks and shoes look cool and in cool colors (I don't like "women" bright colores things often) and I can't buy men shoes bc my feet are really tiny and they don't make my size in men shoes.
it'sMe TheHerpes and no actually, they were somewhat open to being educated bc they didn’t know much abt the topic, but they were older so it was hard and a bit frustrating. But after a long while they actually are now somewhat of an ally.
men and women usualy digest drugs in different speeds so drugs sometimes makes sens. They were some cases where women fall asleep while driving because I their sleep pills where still working because the dose was calculated for men
On some days when my disphoria is worse i actually go and buy some things like these, or at least a shower gel or something, just so i can be in public and people see me with a „man thing“ and automatically gender me correctly
*Sees man soap* Equality brain: What, why to men need different soap this is so dumb and non inclusive. Trans brain: Hoowhoehweeheehehe i'm smell like man >:3
I find gendered shoes quite pointless. I have men's sneakers just because that's the only way I could find my (average women's) size on sale. I tried to find out what the difference is, and in some cases they're wider. Because some men have wider feet. But so do some women. It still baffles me. This is especially stupid for climbing shoes, where the fit really matters and some narrow-footed guys can only find pink shoes that fit. What if they want some more options than pink?
I never understood why there is two different sizing systems for men and women, all it does is make my nb self really sad when my parents say "You can't get those really nice sneakers, they are for boys"
It's not that some men have wider feet. Mens feet tend to be larger and wider due to testosterone. Also plenty of "unisex" sneakers. I literally have the same shoes as every other girl and some guys. air force 1, the basic white shoe everyone has
True! I suppose marking extra wide or large (or narrow) shoes with different numbers or letters would be more efficient. I can't grasp the thing with climbing shoes, too. My gym rents out the same brand (genderless) and they work for everyone.
2:51 as someone who works in a health shop, I can say the “is this a MANS vitamin D pill? where is the WOMANS immune boosters, I need this generic multi vitamin pill bottle but in blue” conversation happens daily😅 “
The bath bomb just sounds like a recipe for soup. "Just add boiling water and let it simmer overnight. Enjoy, you cannibal!" The silliest gendered product I've seen was lip balm.
where i live we have sweets labeled 'for boys' and 'for girls' the surprise toy in the boys' one is usually a toy car or a fidget spinner or a slingshot the girls' one is always a tiny figurine of either a pony, a disney princess or a baby
I remember a time when the Kinder egg wasn't gendered and my brother and I always just wanted the cars. Now they have ugly pink ones, and it's just like you described.
@@AliceKillercat the kinder eggs are exactly what im talking about, actually. i wasnt sure if they were gendered in other countries (im indian) so i just said sweets
Best advice given by my mother :"always look if a product has a men's version and buy it, bc it's always cheaper". It saved me a lot of money as an adult.
This is like when I was 9 my mum took me shopping to Matalan to get a new hoodie, and we found a gorgeous mint green one. Inside, it had the word “DUDES” written in caps all over.
So my Mom and i were watching and the pink poo one came up and Mom said, “if your poop is pink you need to get to the doctor right away!” It's funny because my Mom is a nurse and she wasn't aware of what was going on at first until I explained it to her 😂
When I was young my mum would be like "why don't you care about your hair or the spots on your face, NORMALLY little girls care a lot about that" like bruh I think everyone cares about spots or ugly hair lol also I know I'm a year late but I just wanted to re watch this series lol
I'm straight, but the guys I'm into are either dark lords, mad scientists, or creepy angel-dudes. It's so hard when your crush is not even human 😞😒. Love Sauron, by the way 😍. LotR is love, LotR is life💙💙!!
@@bolzanostrangelove2621 Of course. My choice of 9 rather than all 20 was punning between "men" as English for Edain ("mortal men doomed to die") and men (adult males).
@@PeteSchult Hahah, indeed!!! However, there is that one clip at the beginning of Fellowship that shows all of the dwarves, and they all look male--they all have beards. HOWEVER, I think I remember Gimli saying his mother had a beard, or I may be confusing the nature of LotR dwarves with DnD dwarves. Can't remember.
Was literally in the store last night and heard a voice sneer over the shelves in the aisle on the other side of me, clear as a bell, "No one wants your Dude Wipes." Other aisle is Paper towels, toilet paper, etc. That section's cleaned out right now due to coronavirus alarm, guess the Dude Wipes were all that was left.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a mean spirited gag gift.... or .... if it's a kink thing.... is it for furries? Like, what is it even for? Let alone it being gendered like why does that exist? XD
I haven’t bought a mummy sleeping bag in like 15 years but I was told that for mine, the woman’s sleeping bag had more down for support and the men’s had wider shoulders. When I was looking for a sleeping bag for my husband recently, I saw a lot comments stating they were women who preferred men’s sleeping bags because the women’s were too small for them.
As a girl, I'm proud to say I have a male(online) friend, I'm incredibly clumsy, my singing is enough to make your ears bleed, and I don't have any costumes in my wardrobe, plus I don't paint my nails, dream big, play pretend, read fairy tales, laugh often(though when I do I laugh like a dolphin which needs CPR) and I sure as hell don't have tea parties.
My favorite gendered product I've ever seen with my own two eyes has to be ham for girls and ham for boys. HAM. How ridiculous is that??? When asked, the deli worker said that the "girls" ham is turkey and the "boys" ham is pork. I was at loss for words
Wow, that's really a new height of stupidity. Why not call it pork ham and turkey ham? I mean every muslim would have to buy the ham for "Girls" then...
That's the one gendered thing I can kinda sorta forgive, because women do on average have smaller hands, which can make certain tools more unwieldy to use. HOWEVER, nigh on every "women's" toolset I've ever seen was either A.) the exact same size, but pink, B.) included less tools, yet costed more or C.) visibly worse quality. And even then, why do we need to label smaller tools women's? Don't make it weird and gendered, just label them as smaller. Some men have small hands too, just like some women have large hands.
i think those sleeping bags were some fancy bags that actually had a difference between them based on some average female vs. male biology. still quite unnecessary but just wanted to give yall the whole picture.
Needlessly gendered products are one of my biggest rants! The other day i saw gendered karaoke machines! The girls one was pink, purple with daisies and the boys one was just a regular machine.
For many sleeping bag brands there is a difference between men vs women’s bags: the side the zipper is on, where on the body they put higher concentrations of the down/poly fill (we have different areas of body-fat percentages, and dimensions. Mens bags tend to have wider shoulders and bigger foot boxes, women’s bags tend to have baggier room in the chest area (for boobs) and wider hips.
On a positive note I was listening to the radio and a commercial came on for a wedding store, I was expecting it to be gross and misogynistic (as most things are in a small conservative town) but it said “for all the people who prefer grilling to ring shopping” then went into actual facts about grilling, comparing it to ring shopping and said “but your partner isn’t a piece of meat, so treat them the best with a long lasting ring from our experts” and like... 1) the usage of partner?! 2) like no pronouns in this whole commercial 3) cool facts about grilling 4) telling the listener to treat their partner with respect It fueled my gay little soul so I thought I’d have to share ❤️❤️❤️ (Also love the vids, keep on being the positive representation we all need!)
I'm a cisgender woman, I definitely express tipically feminine, but my interests are just as often those socially considered masculine, as those considered feminine. I love art, I write fantasy, I sing a lot, I play the guitar, ski, do archery and adore management themed self development books. And the amount of times I got told that these things don't go well together is absolutely ridiculous.
Ironically the only person I know to have ever owned the boys Bible was my trans sister who is now atheist. So, maybe don't buy your kid gendered Bibles? (My other sister got the girls Bible, which was significantly less unique even though it was made by the same company...which I think is pretty telling)
"The manly art of knitting" I can only guess that it's not *really* pointlessly gendered, but that it may be a way for men who may be interested in kitting to feel like it isn't just meant for women, and that they can still call themselves "manly" even if they're doing such a "feminine" act like knitting? Maybe the book is juts trying to show that knitting is, in fact, for everyone, even for strong and manly men? :) I've never read the book, but I can only hope that that's what it's about!
Knitting was initially a man's pastime. It was invented by Scottish fisherman to occupy themselves while at sea. They would have contests... there's where all the complicated stitches arose eg. Cables, fairisle and instrasia. Just some knitting trivia for you 😁
Dorian calls me Daddy I understand that, but I think that the book might just help those people with “fragile masculinity” to be less...fragile? Everyone needs to start somewhere to get better.
At first I thought men's hair would be hair that wasn't pink or purple, but it only took a few nanoseconds to remember that that's not necessarily true.
Oh, I figured out that mirror thing. "Real men" use their lumber jack skills to carve a self-portrait into a tree (a "self-tree"). That's why the tree has a face on it.
In defence of the sleeping bags they are actually different shapes! They're made to be as tight as possible to keep you warm (baggy bags mean more pockets of cold air/areas where heat can escape, you just want a thin layer of air to insulate you), mens are wider at the shoulders and narrower at the hips, mainly matters for hips!
“Dude Milk.” The people who came up with that name clearly didn’t think it through because it sounds like a euphemism for jizz.
Maybe that's the flavour of the cream carton 😂
@@Eco_Hiko The one Jamie couldn't make out! 👀
My thoughts exactly.... snorted when I laughed, had to the comfort my daughter that I woke up with the snorting laughter....
Big oof
That's the first thing I thought of lmao
I’ve enjoyed going through the Pointlessly Gendered subreddit, and I really liked your reactions to things I think I’d find on there. The “princess poop” and “man’s bread” got me, haha. Thanks for sharing the humour you found in these. Cheers.
A P R I C O T
waIT YOU ARE HERE?
I FOUND YOU
omg I didn't think I'd see one topic here
ONE TOPIC! You are amazing and the supportive dad I don’t have!
A p r I c o t
The funniest thing is that the people who make these are the type of people who say trans people are "too obsessed with gender."
Same goes for the people who buy into these products.
"No, I can't use that! That's for MEN/WOMEN!"
"You'll never be a REAL man/woman! No matter what you change about your physical appearance!"
Like... Can these people not hear what they're saying?
@@lampekartoffel - There's an ad on YT about "manly soap for manly men" - it smells of the forests, apparently.
the "I HATE MY THIGHS" one made me soo freakin mad. Are we really trying to teach our children that they should hate our bodies? Especially our baby girls?
lol they trying to appeal to those millenial moms
transphobe: you'll never be a real guy
me: **wacks out my man dog bowl and begins eating**
transphobe: I stand corrected
lmfao help
dont forget the 2 in 1
*also starts self-treeing (whatever that means)*
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Axolotls Animated Somebody get the boys bible up in here
Cis people: Ugh, nonbinary people have ridiculous ideas of gender!
Also cis people: Okay, so this is men's bread, and...
that water bottle's an apricot's
If gender was a choice I would choise to be nonbinary just to get distance from pointlesly gendered bread.
I like your profile picture fellow Slytherin
Speaking as a cispeople but not for them (because identity politics nooooo) I readily grant you that this product marketing weirdness is indeed some weirdness that bodes no good. You don’t need to frantically exert yourself to declare your heterosexual whatever it is. You just need to get on with it in the assurance that other people are really not that interested one way or the other. Same idea works well for non cis whatever it is. If you need to spend lots of money to assert something about who you are ...there may be a problem you are coming at the wrong way.
i hadnt gotten to that part in the video yet and thought you made this one up for the joke.
BOY WAS I WRONG
“No boys allowed”
Good thing, I’m a lesbian.
More girls for me
Same
same
Me too :) 🏳️🌈
same
As a gay, I relate ! More boys for us 👀
Agender folks: Visabley panicking
Bigender people: Reality can be whatever I want
Pangender peeps: Visibly panicking but this time because they don’t know which one to choose
My friend is bigender. She’s very cool.
as a recently out agender person, i can relate
@@jackbush1022 The cheapest, since a lot of them seem to have a price difference!
genderfluids 😎
“no girls allowed”
“i mean they’re not the best band in the world but they’re not the worst”
honestly best joke ever made
Oh, as in Girls Aloud, I’m so ashamed to admit that I just got that one.
Genius
Took me a while too, but I cackled when I finally did xD
I'm cismale but after seeing those "boys rules" and "girls rules" posters, I suddenly want to paint my nails and bake some cupcakes for my pretend tea party with fairies.
Not everyone is manly enough to do this!!
When you paint your nails I recommend a top coat to keep the shine and avoid scuffing! OPI lasts forever if you can get it
No lie that is the most manly thing ever
1. I recommend adding a top coat to prevent it from chipping.
2. Red velvet and chocolate are superior batter flavors no cap.
3. I honestly prefer green tea, but that’s just me.
4. You are accepted and valid!
You made my day!
Homophobes: Transgender people care about their gender too much!"
Also homophobes:
I identify as an apricot.
@@nohintshere cool! what's your pronouns?
@@ussinussinongawd516 he still thinking about his pronouns
@@jotarokujo4787 “he”
1:28
And people ask why others get “not like other girls” phases.
Showed this to my guy friends and they were like, and pretend play with my friends"this makes me want to paint my nails and dance like a ballerina" so that sentiment is universal 😂😂🤣🤣
The i hate my thighs onesie is something that a toxic parent would put on their child as a projection of their hate for their flaws
Agreed...less about gender and more about horrible parents
teaching girls to hate their bodies from an early age 🤦♀️
it's so gross, especially when you could just buy the "i'm super" onesie for the girl
@@sosha20 Absolutely! If I were a parent and those two onesies were my only choices, I would get the "I'm super!" one regardless of my kid's gender. Because it's actually cute and the other one is just... awful.
Russell Howard made a good video about this, I think. (If you search 'why are girls products patronizing and shit russsell howard' you'll get there)
Someone bought me the girls version of the Bible as a kid. It has devotionals in it talking about how your period is a curse and how to dress modestly and not act out on sexual desires and basically a training manual, bible style, how to grow up and be a self hating, modest, submissive, prude. For girls only, of course.
And I call myself having Christian spirituality so it's not like I'm against some of the beliefs. But this thing was seriously detrimental to my blossoming self confidence and sexual curiosity.
Samantha Brown Right there with you! I’m a Christian too, and I still find the story of Jesus so compelling, but it took me years to recover from what my church taught me about my body as a kid.
I, a nb athiest, was given a bright pink bible as a gift. It sucks.
Mood bro but mine at least was like “wear whatever you want and be happy (as long as u cover XYZ)!”
“Talking about how your period is a curse...”
Wow, Stephen King’s Carrie much?
Periods are a curse tho
When is was a kid I loved doing all the things on both the boys and girls rules sign! What they should do is combine the boys rules sign and the girls rules signs and just make a kids rules sign, with everything on the list except replacing the no boys no girls with everyone is welcome!
Or no trespassers...
@@reachandler3655 Being tresspassed is annoying
“No adults allowed”
list of things that people have assigned genders pointlessly:
everything
Wouldn't be surprised if they started gendering houses
well except for maybe prescription medications
The only thing that is debatable to be gendered is restrooms
@@nonymouswisp8176
I don't even see an argument for why bathrooms should be gendered
Based
Ah, yes. The two genders: boy and apricot.
Incorrect. There is only one gender. It's nerf or nothin'
There is only 1 gender is mine you cant have it
@@zeezeroevents MUM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE GENDER!
@@ohno4865 i been waiting for a week for this responce
There's only 1 gender and we all have to share it
Jamie, thank you for finally addressing the issue of how non-binary people aren't given any medical help with constipation 🙏
I haven't pooped since I came out :( Plz hlp
Duh, you just choose it based on the color, do you poop pink?
@@thesimplifestyle2022 hahaha
@@thediabeticpup hahaha
maybe we're supposed to take half of each?
I was buying cakes with my friends one time and when we scanned them they said "boy cupcakes" and "girl cupcakes" so we named them Brian and Patricia respectively
Actually medicine is the one field where paying more attention to the different sexes is needed. The standard patient is still the average man, which poses some problems to diagnosis and treatment of other people. For example some drugs that lower blood pressure can be really harmful to people that don't have the standard male biology and even shorten their lives when prescribed in the "standard" dosage etc.
Good point, but perhaps the issue once again falls into language being used to describe concept, rather than concept itself. In other words, yes biological distinctions between male and female sex should still be accounted for, but to acknowledge them by labelling them as gendered by placing them under the same conceptual umbrella as 'gendered products/services' falls back into the thinking that lumps together or equivocates gender and sex.
I would propose, as a solution, to relabel such medical products or services that take biological sex characteristics into account as something like "bio-sex" products and services, to distinguish them from gender(ed) products and services, since sex and gender are not the same thing. Then important distinctions in biological sex characteristics are still accounted for, while another context is made less susceptible to confusing or conflating sex with gender.
That's true, but what I could see from the label on the laxatives was that they had the exact same dose of the active ingredient. There might've been relevant differences in the fine print, but I'm not betting on it.
@@PeteSchult In that case, the gendering is truly pointless and very stupid.
I was looking for that comment. Although I agree as some people said that there could be a better way to word it, I don't think medicine is pointlessly gendered, at least in that case.
It's often not good for men either as the average man weighs considerably more than 'averege man' who weighs 150lb. A lot of men are given too small of a dose for their body weight and a lot of women are given too large of one. It is the too large of one that is usually deadly though ....
Ah yes my favorite milk, vanilla, chocolate, and *TESTOSTERONE* I'll take ten...
Kai The loser the testosterone one is for trans guys.
A.k.a. Cat, actually every cis-man has testosterone in them already, trans men like me have to take testosterone to become more cis, of corse you still have to get surgery but you'll pass as masculine.
That is hilarious!!!
is there a dairy free version? I'm lactose intolerant
Roxy A Every person regardless of biological sex has testosterone in them, human males just have higher levels than human females
When you search "water bottle" on Amazon you get "men's water bottle" and "woman's water bottle". Like goddam wouldn't want people seeing you drinkin out of a woman's water bottle right 😑😑
You don't eat Men's Bread? And you call yourself a man?
Matt Foster 100% MAN Sponge!
@@kaine3170 does that mean it's made from 100% men? Maybe that's why it doesn't work on women! 😳
I mean mine's rose gold and it increases my chance of being misgendered lol
@@chuchu9649 +2 Illusion.
lowkey kinda want to get the "man" bowl for a dog just because it would be hilarious to see a dog eating out of a bowl that said "MAN" on it.
I am a girl and I will buy this and put orange juice in it in the morning and drink it like a cat, the man label facing my parents' door so when they walk out they will see their daughter being weird again
@@sincerecinnamon *parent opens the bedroom door, sees you* “honey, get the camera! she’s doing weird shit, again!”
The only correct usage of that bowl
Men's shampoo: this can be used as shampoo, conditioner, bodywash, toothpaste, soda, or icing.
Women's shampoo: you can only use this on the tip on your right thumb on Wednesdays once a year
Look, if someone wants a Dog Bowl For Men to drink their Dude Milk out of, I won't kinkshame
100% agreed
I think it's a gag gift lol
O lord the furrys
@@zeezeroevents excuse me we don't do this *Points at human pups and shivers* T-they do....
Edit to clarify: *I'm a pup myself*
I know a guy who would love that particular combination. His birthday's already passed, though... perhaps Christmas?
It was a chilly October day when it happened. A cool and swift breeze through the open window adjacent to my bedside table as the sun began to sneak through the overcast clouds and down into my bedroom. It was a saturday and I gently rose to consciousness as the bright beams entered. I placed one foot down on the ground and then the other, stretching as I prepared to get up. I leisurely walked to the bathroom and grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste. I squeezed the paste out on to the brush and began brushing, just like any other day, but, in that moment my heart sunk and I knew something was wrong. A sharp pain erupted and engulfed my mouth in agony. I fell to the floor clutching my jaw as I felt my fragile body begin to desintegrate as the stabbing pain began to spread. I reached for the toothpaste and in one final move managed to knock it to the floor. As I lay in my final moments watching my weak, female body collapse before me I realized my mistake as I took my final look at the toothpaste tube and saw the label: For Men
Allie Labrecque Please become a writer if you aren’t already. That comment is brilliant.
I didn't understand half of the worlds, but good job.
Edit: I am English, and speak English fluently. I just can't spell lol. Also no school.
Edit: this was a mess.
Edit: this comment has been fixed by Grammarly. Nobody will ever see my spelling struggle again.
Hehe 69th like
Wasn’t pink enough.
Alex Nordby definitely
The most ridiculous thing is that owning a random male gendered object will actually make me feel better about my dysphoria dhdvdhd
Pointlessly gendered things: *be everywhere*
Nonbinary people: *big sigh*
Pointlessly gendered things:
1. ME
Lmao
Best comment. I relate.
same
more and more i wonder if i even need a gender..
@@catz537 well I know I don't
I feel you🤕✊non-binary struggles
Imagine being in the bathtub and being like oh yes I am NOT taking a GIRL BATH this is a MAN BATH with my MANLY BATHBOMB to INVIGORATE my MAN SOUL
I hate it when people tell me to behave because I'm a girl.
As a girl, the boys’ rules sound way more fun.
I know right, i would rather climb a tree the believe in 🧚♀️
Update: I’m nonbinary lmaooooo
@@meganajwood i dunno, it depends what kinda tree or what kinda fairy
Whenever I see a ridiculously gendered products I always buy the one ‘for’ the opposite gender and it lowkey pisses the cashiers off. Every time they go: you know this product is for [opposite gender] then I say yeah and stare them down. It’s oddly satisfying
Alan bruh imma do this from now on... GENIUS
Alan I like you. You’re good
Nice
I think I would respond with 'why?' and just keep asking why until they talk themselves into a corner, which will happen, because nobody can justify this stuff.
DevonOnAir ohhh yeahhhh imma do that next time
I mean I kind of like the idea of shaping a bath bomb as a grenade, but not because its 'manly', but because its a kind of clever design - you literally throw it in and boom
Just call it a Bath Grenade and you're set ^^.
@@angorianka first you need to put an actual bomb
the boys and girls rules-
boys: tell jokes
girls: laugh often
"They should've just rebranded that strawberries are actually blue." I love that line, it's ridiculous but still quite funny
Another pointlessly gendered item: socks
I seriously don't understand why they're gendered! Like, I'd like some socks with a certain design and then my mom would tell me: "but those are for men though"
r westerners doing ok (I've only seen pointlessly gendered products in western societies)
@@anomienormie8126 Honestly, the answer is probably no, I think it's just they feel a need to everything to have a lable or belong in a particular place, most of the time it's just inconvenient though
I mean, I GUESS I could see if they were for a certain shoe size (and I think women’s and men’s shoe sizes are different maybe), but you could just list both size ranges??? Also most socks are one size fits all anyway so idek. Totally playing devils advocate here I agree it’s pointless
I'M GONNA START A CAMPAIGN SO SOCKS AND SHOES STOP BEING GENDERED.
It really upsets me bc often "men" socks and shoes look cool and in cool colors (I don't like "women" bright colores things often) and I can't buy men shoes bc my feet are really tiny and they don't make my size in men shoes.
after over 12 hours gay of trying to educate a transphobe this is exactly what I needed to help my anxiety
'12 hours gay' love that.
Good luck with that
“12 hours gay” omg i love u so much 💛💛took me a sec but made me laugh so hard
you can't educate those, but your efforts are appreciated
it'sMe TheHerpes “believe delusional lies” bitch science backs up transgender existence, so fuck off with that shit.
it'sMe TheHerpes and no actually, they were somewhat open to being educated bc they didn’t know much abt the topic, but they were older so it was hard and a bit frustrating. But after a long while they actually are now somewhat of an ally.
men and women usualy digest drugs in different speeds so drugs sometimes makes sens. They were some cases where women fall asleep while driving because I their sleep pills where still working because the dose was calculated for men
"I would rather my hair smell like apricot... than... men" Ok, I died of laughter at this one!!!
Someone gave me the “bible for girls” when I was like 9, I hid it so I didn’t have to look at it
My mom bought me a pink bible, to gay for that
Loser nerd geek whatever that’s kinda cool
That was a good call considering what someone else said about it
The fuck is a Bible for Girls?
Oh my God, same! The only difference was it was like a study Bible and I loved that thing despite my atheism
On some days when my disphoria is worse i actually go and buy some things like these, or at least a shower gel or something, just so i can be in public and people see me with a „man thing“ and automatically gender me correctly
Dito on the shower gel. I used to do that so much. Now it's habit because I prefer the smell of peppermint
Basically the only good use for this stuff.
I relate, but its spelt dysphoria you grammatically incorrect valid human being.
aggressively grey Oh really? I always spelt it like that tbh...probably depending on the country you live in🤷🏻
hAHA
*Sees man soap*
Equality brain: What, why to men need different soap this is so dumb and non inclusive.
Trans brain: Hoowhoehweeheehehe i'm smell like man >:3
I've literally been told not to knit because I'm a trans guy. So I knit just to piss off transphobes (but also because it's my hobby).
I find gendered shoes quite pointless. I have men's sneakers just because that's the only way I could find my (average women's) size on sale. I tried to find out what the difference is, and in some cases they're wider. Because some men have wider feet. But so do some women. It still baffles me. This is especially stupid for climbing shoes, where the fit really matters and some narrow-footed guys can only find pink shoes that fit. What if they want some more options than pink?
Sara Björk Like us woman 😂 what if we don't want pink
I never understood why there is two different sizing systems for men and women, all it does is make my nb self really sad when my parents say "You can't get those really nice sneakers, they are for boys"
aggressively grey Because man didn't wanted to be the equal to woman so they created differences, but I hope that'll change😇
It's not that some men have wider feet. Mens feet tend to be larger and wider due to testosterone.
Also plenty of "unisex" sneakers. I literally have the same shoes as every other girl and some guys. air force 1, the basic white shoe everyone has
True! I suppose marking extra wide or large (or narrow) shoes with different numbers or letters would be more efficient.
I can't grasp the thing with climbing shoes, too. My gym rents out the same brand (genderless) and they work for everyone.
Has anyone realised...
*Not everything needs a "gender"*
Try telling that to the German language 😂... Grammatical gender is a curse
Me coming out:
@@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY Hahaha!! Why is this genuinely funny??? XD
I dunno. You see that Man's Bread? It's made with ORGANIC flax seed. Couldn't do that without assigning it a gender.
@@fardareismai4495 ...or Spanish...
As a non-binary person I can confirm that we are all always super constipated God help us.
Someone please send us some prune juice, I'm begging you.
2:51 as someone who works in a health shop, I can say the “is this a MANS vitamin D pill? where is the WOMANS immune boosters, I need this generic multi vitamin pill bottle but in blue” conversation happens daily😅 “
😥
The bath bomb just sounds like a recipe for soup.
"Just add boiling water and let it simmer overnight. Enjoy, you cannibal!"
The silliest gendered product I've seen was lip balm.
where i live we have sweets labeled 'for boys' and 'for girls'
the surprise toy in the boys' one is usually a toy car or a fidget spinner or a slingshot
the girls' one is always a tiny figurine of either a pony, a disney princess or a baby
Yes because girls always love fucking pink dresses and fairies and princesses and ponies like the men want them to do... I hate gendered products.
I remember a time when the Kinder egg wasn't gendered and my brother and I always just wanted the cars. Now they have ugly pink ones, and it's just like you described.
@@AliceKillercat the kinder eggs are exactly what im talking about, actually. i wasnt sure if they were gendered in other countries (im indian) so i just said sweets
@@k.sharma6104 I think they are gendered everywhere you can get them (I'm german)
@TheTurbulentAdvocate the kinder eggs aren't gendered where i am (UK). The toys arent that good tho. nearly all cars that don't work that often.
Best advice given by my mother :"always look if a product has a men's version and buy it, bc it's always cheaper". It saved me a lot of money as an adult.
This is like when I was 9 my mum took me shopping to Matalan to get a new hoodie, and we found a gorgeous mint green one. Inside, it had the word “DUDES” written in caps all over.
The captions called me a slug instead of a spud and I’m quite sure how to feel
Slugs are adorable
Alexis fair point, though I’d be scared of being stepped on
the only gender binary in this house is spud and slug
Like a taterbug. Feel like a taterbug.
Well, slugs and the JammieDodger do go together...
So my Mom and i were watching and the pink poo one came up and Mom said, “if your poop is pink you need to get to the doctor right away!” It's funny because my Mom is a nurse and she wasn't aware of what was going on at first until I explained it to her 😂
I stopped the video to speak to my nephew and only heard pink poop. So I said the exact same thing as your mum. Oh nurse here also
Aww you guys are both adorable 😊
“What about non-binary people”
I feel so acknowledged.
Me, a nonbinary: *what the hell we gonna do now*
“They should’ve rebranded strawberries as being actually blue” yup. Best way to sum up this specific type of stupidity
They can't do that. They've already rebranded raspberries as blue.
I can just imagine someone buying a bunch of 'men' or 'women' products just to get some form of gender euphoria.
SilkIce stop telling people my signature move 😂
Baguette
And I buy both cuz I’m non-binary 😂😂
@@navyblue8166 it do be like that sometimes
No need to call me out like that
"most pointlessly gendered products"
Me: *looks at almost every gendered product ever*
"I'd rather smell like apricot than man"
I. Died. XD
Jamie: what do non-binary people do?
Me: we suffer
I am a cis woman and suffer deeply when I see this shit.
We do v o i d
I thought for a second that the sleeping bags were coffins 😬
*looks up mens coffins on amazon*
Lmao same 💀
𝕘 𝕠 𝕥 𝕙
I may be dead.... *but I’ll be damned if I didn’t die a manly man*
Same lmao
I'm a guy (cis het) and I do like more of the " girl" stuff (on the signs)
"Man's bread... I don't even know what to say anymore!"
Jamie Raines, 2020
Me: a nonbinary bean: stares at gendered products in confusion
B E A N S U N I T E
me_irl
I just buy the off brand if it’s gendered
How about buying both and mixing them together?
We lucky few are beyond these primitive concepts of gender.
I used to work at Target and someone literally asked me where the men's nail clippers were. The sad thing is, we actually had them.
When I was young my mum would be like "why don't you care about your hair or the spots on your face, NORMALLY little girls care a lot about that" like bruh I think everyone cares about spots or ugly hair lol
also I know I'm a year late but I just wanted to re watch this series lol
I'm straight, but the guys I'm into are either dark lords, mad scientists, or creepy angel-dudes. It's so hard when your crush is not even human 😞😒. Love Sauron, by the way 😍. LotR is love, LotR is life💙💙!!
Pointlessly gendered products in Middle Earth:
Rings for Men: only 9 available!
@@PeteSchult As long as I can have Sauron, I'm OK with that. But, note: Galadriel, though an elf, has a ring. So.
@@bolzanostrangelove2621 Of course. My choice of 9 rather than all 20 was punning between "men" as English for Edain ("mortal men doomed to die") and men (adult males).
We also don't know the genders for all 7 dwarves (khazâd) who had their rings.
@@PeteSchult Hahah, indeed!!! However, there is that one clip at the beginning of Fellowship that shows all of the dwarves, and they all look male--they all have beards. HOWEVER, I think I remember Gimli saying his mother had a beard, or I may be confusing the nature of LotR dwarves with DnD dwarves. Can't remember.
Me (a non-binary human): exists
Literally ALL of my teachers: Boys versus Girl!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: welp i guess ill just suffer
Kieran I love that. They ask what side I’m on and I’m just like, “versus”.
Your a mercenary
Nah imma just get a bat or at least a ruler and literally just hit everyone randomly cuz I’m not a dude or a dudette
fight them all
fight the boys
fight the girls
fight the teachers
and the chairs
seawater otter then use the chairs to hit them with again
Was literally in the store last night and heard a voice sneer over the shelves in the aisle on the other side of me, clear as a bell, "No one wants your Dude Wipes." Other aisle is Paper towels, toilet paper, etc. That section's cleaned out right now due to coronavirus alarm, guess the Dude Wipes were all that was left.
XD i mean, there's one way to stay on the shelf longer
I guess the dude wipes are shelf stable then
Maybe the dude wipes will get some sales now
So silly, I know that my dad buys the wipes with the most feminine design cause they are the softest.
The two genders:
Gorgeous and Clever
and im neither
"You might be a Teletubbie"
That ruined custard for me XD
Nobody:
Dog men bowl: **exist**
That *has* to be some sort of kink. Like, that's the only healthy environment I can see that working
I exist too so its not nobody
I'm still trying to decide if it's a mean spirited gag gift.... or .... if it's a kink thing.... is it for furries? Like, what is it even for? Let alone it being gendered like why does that exist? XD
I would eat my cereal out of that XD
Probably a sexist invention created by some stupid feminist.
All non-binary people(including myself) can hard relate to this video's annoyance at gender specific items
I’m cis and I’m still like “tf is the difference?”
Help, i think im nonbinary
What is the difference
Wait nvm I’m enby haha I was dumb then
I think many people can because honestly are those stereotypes actually good for ANYONE?
like "wtf man do we just not exist" srsly??
I haven’t bought a mummy sleeping bag in like 15 years but I was told that for mine, the woman’s sleeping bag had more down for support and the men’s had wider shoulders. When I was looking for a sleeping bag for my husband recently, I saw a lot comments stating they were women who preferred men’s sleeping bags because the women’s were too small for them.
As a girl, I'm proud to say I have a male(online) friend, I'm incredibly clumsy, my singing is enough to make your ears bleed, and I don't have any costumes in my wardrobe, plus I don't paint my nails, dream big, play pretend, read fairy tales, laugh often(though when I do I laugh like a dolphin which needs CPR) and I sure as hell don't have tea parties.
I legit found Bounce For Men - dryer sheet for the manly men who want to make sure their laundry is static-free, but in a manly way.
My favorite gendered product I've ever seen with my own two eyes has to be ham for girls and ham for boys. HAM. How ridiculous is that??? When asked, the deli worker said that the "girls" ham is turkey and the "boys" ham is pork. I was at loss for words
Wow, that's really a new height of stupidity. Why not call it pork ham and turkey ham? I mean every muslim would have to buy the ham for "Girls" then...
Wait so only one is actually ham?
@@annaadkins Turkey ham is really common 😂
Ham. What the fuck
The Kroger near my house sometimes carries women’s tool sets and like, they’re seriously just basic tool sets but pink.
That's the one gendered thing I can kinda sorta forgive, because women do on average have smaller hands, which can make certain tools more unwieldy to use. HOWEVER, nigh on every "women's" toolset I've ever seen was either A.) the exact same size, but pink, B.) included less tools, yet costed more or C.) visibly worse quality. And even then, why do we need to label smaller tools women's? Don't make it weird and gendered, just label them as smaller. Some men have small hands too, just like some women have large hands.
i think those sleeping bags were some fancy bags that actually had a difference between them based on some average female vs. male biology. still quite unnecessary but just wanted to give yall the whole picture.
Needlessly gendered products are one of my biggest rants! The other day i saw gendered karaoke machines! The girls one was pink, purple with daisies and the boys one was just a regular machine.
Seeing those gender rules signs, and thinking back to my childhood, I'm just like "why not have both?" 🤷🏼♀️
Katie Tieken Right?
For many sleeping bag brands there is a difference between men vs women’s bags: the side the zipper is on, where on the body they put higher concentrations of the down/poly fill (we have different areas of body-fat percentages, and dimensions. Mens bags tend to have wider shoulders and bigger foot boxes, women’s bags tend to have baggier room in the chest area (for boobs) and wider hips.
On a positive note I was listening to the radio and a commercial came on for a wedding store, I was expecting it to be gross and misogynistic (as most things are in a small conservative town) but it said “for all the people who prefer grilling to ring shopping” then went into actual facts about grilling, comparing it to ring shopping and said “but your partner isn’t a piece of meat, so treat them the best with a long lasting ring from our experts” and like...
1) the usage of partner?!
2) like no pronouns in this whole commercial
3) cool facts about grilling
4) telling the listener to treat their partner with respect
It fueled my gay little soul so I thought I’d have to share ❤️❤️❤️
(Also love the vids, keep on being the positive representation we all need!)
I think the "self-trees" thing is a man who carved his face into a tree because he's "too manly for a camera"
This is so confusing the men's sponge has a picture of a woman what if I pick the wrong one my life will be ruined
I'm a cisgender woman, I definitely express tipically feminine, but my interests are just as often those socially considered masculine, as those considered feminine. I love art, I write fantasy, I sing a lot, I play the guitar, ski, do archery and adore management themed self development books. And the amount of times I got told that these things don't go well together is absolutely ridiculous.
> "NO BOYS ALLOWED"
> "NO GIRLS ALLOWED"
**laughs in non binary**
Ironically the only person I know to have ever owned the boys Bible was my trans sister who is now atheist. So, maybe don't buy your kid gendered Bibles?
(My other sister got the girls Bible, which was significantly less unique even though it was made by the same company...which I think is pretty telling)
The gorgeous vs clever is honestly disturbing
I agree fully
Why can't we be both I say.
@@twiggledowntown3564 or none
My friend: did you know red grapes have testosterone in them-
Me: Brb
Me again: **RUNS UP STAIRS** MOM CAN YOU GET RED GRAPES PLEASE
I NEED this to be a series omg this brightened my day from depressing self isolation. Thank you Jammi you’re an angel ♥️😷
"The manly art of knitting" I can only guess that it's not *really* pointlessly gendered, but that it may be a way for men who may be interested in kitting to feel like it isn't just meant for women, and that they can still call themselves "manly" even if they're doing such a "feminine" act like knitting? Maybe the book is juts trying to show that knitting is, in fact, for everyone, even for strong and manly men? :) I've never read the book, but I can only hope that that's what it's about!
Knitting was initially a man's pastime. It was invented by Scottish fisherman to occupy themselves while at sea. They would have contests... there's where all the complicated stitches arose eg. Cables, fairisle and instrasia. Just some knitting trivia for you 😁
@@lee-annegraham6946 lol the Scots sound like nice people
@@lee-annegraham6946 ooooO! That's really cool to know actually!
It's that fragile masculinity that we're scoffing at. Things are often gendered to target fragile masculinity.
Dorian calls me Daddy I understand that, but I think that the book might just help those people with “fragile masculinity” to be less...fragile? Everyone needs to start somewhere to get better.
At work I have to stock men's hairbrushes labeled "Designed for Men's Hair" and I'd like to know what the difference between gendered hairs are
Maybe it's meant for combing chest hair?
Yeah, that's crap. My hair is exactly like my dad's hair. Super thin, curly if left alone to dry, and still no gray in my late 40's.
At first I thought men's hair would be hair that wasn't pink or purple, but it only took a few nanoseconds to remember that that's not necessarily true.
okay but that knitting book is actually amazing
it has instructions on how to knit a horseblanket with fenceposts
I would 100% buy "Extreme Manly" milk ironically
Oh, I figured out that mirror thing. "Real men" use their lumber jack skills to carve a self-portrait into a tree (a "self-tree"). That's why the tree has a face on it.
omg thank u for this i was so confused! but also like- what?? real men carve their face into trees??💀💀😭
"Man bowl. A dog bowl for men"
Welp thats someone's kink
'preferably on the floor, on all fours'... O_o JaMiE
In defence of the sleeping bags they are actually different shapes! They're made to be as tight as possible to keep you warm (baggy bags mean more pockets of cold air/areas where heat can escape, you just want a thin layer of air to insulate you), mens are wider at the shoulders and narrower at the hips, mainly matters for hips!