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  • Senators get sworn in as President Trump’s impeachment trial begins, and Rudy Giuliani associate Lev Parnas gives a bombshell interview that implicates Trump’s entire team in the Ukraine scandal. #TheDailyShow
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  • @sassiehealzyo
    @sassiehealzyo Před 4 lety +1682

    You just know they are eventually going to make a movie about all of this.

    • @MyJaxJingles
      @MyJaxJingles Před 4 lety +69

      I think that every day. I'm watching the Crown on Netfix now and I can't wait for the all Trump movie bio pics to come out. All the central casting.

    • @ostropogask9415
      @ostropogask9415 Před 4 lety +61

      Wish obama's production company will get the rights trigger trumptards

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 4 lety +15

      Ukraine is now officially launching a -movie- , oops , i meant investigation into Trump corruption/law breaking in that country.

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels Před 4 lety +6

      ttrunk is gonna claim, it had never been done before xD

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 Před 4 lety +11

      Comedy? I was more thinking of a war movie...
      Oh! No, I got it! « How my friends and I started a WW3 » will be a mix of both.

  • @michaelpaul8883
    @michaelpaul8883 Před 4 lety +1417

    I’m not sure what’s more sad. Him ranting about dish water or all the people at the rally hanging on to his every word.

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 Před 4 lety +70

      Michael Paul ... The ranting crowd is more frightening.
      We could get another Trump and another

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Před 4 lety +35

      Denyze
      And maybe one of those Trumpsters will even be "inspired" to go down the street with an AR-15 and go after people with darker skin.

    • @maxxsbrother2
      @maxxsbrother2 Před 4 lety +82

      Def the people. Really, if Obama did this and we acted like this, they would accuse Obama of mind control drugs in the water.

    • @brentperez4700
      @brentperez4700 Před 4 lety +48

      Michael Paul Oh! It’s definitely the people. It’s obvious dude has never used a dish washer in his life, but the lemmings in the audience don’t want to see it. They are too deep into the kool-aid turn back now.

    • @primordialbias8711
      @primordialbias8711 Před 4 lety +14

      @@azoth6641 I'm pretty sure that already happened with the El Paso/Dayton shooting.

  • @smanslam1
    @smanslam1 Před 4 lety +220

    Luigi: "Mario doesn't care about the princess."
    Lol!

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +6

      He cared about enough for the sweet peach. Might say it was the icing on the... well you know.

  • @ashirabatyah6169
    @ashirabatyah6169 Před 4 lety +12

    What's sad is, nobody in Flint, Michigan cares about how steady the stream of water is that comes out of the dishwasher or the sink.

  • @nthernstar8558
    @nthernstar8558 Před 4 lety +192

    "Every time he says that I'll show him another picture"😂

    • @luisisthenamelitn6978
      @luisisthenamelitn6978 Před 4 lety +13

      Now that is what I call savagery and confidence from a man who worked for a corrupt man.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +5

      Such a big fan of Trump he was.

  • @UncleEbenezer77
    @UncleEbenezer77 Před 4 lety +1490

    Anyone else surprised that Parnas is articulate and enunciates his words? I was expecting him to sound like a mumbling James Bond villain

    • @marioalvarezvilla2464
      @marioalvarezvilla2464 Před 4 lety +6

      look at the camera angle from the first part and second part of the interview.

    • @abuela66
      @abuela66 Před 4 lety +121

      He speaks better than Trump.

    • @mlggamer5296
      @mlggamer5296 Před 4 lety +52

      Not really surprising. Trump and Rudy are the only ones who are not understandable.

    • @dananorris6242
      @dananorris6242 Před 4 lety +9

      @@abuela66 Everyone does!

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Před 4 lety +64

      I was surprised too, but I think its sadly because I'm so used to Rudy and Trump rambling incoherently 🤦🏾

  • @mrnigl1
    @mrnigl1 Před 4 lety +201

    This man never used a dishwasher in his entire life.

    • @biggay5908
      @biggay5908 Před 4 lety +1

      Wolfgang Nigl it’s called his wife

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 Před 4 lety +11

      @@biggay5908 You think Melania does dishes? 😂😂😂😂

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, all he knows is that dishwashers don't come cheap, unless they're undocumented and barely speak any English.

    • @sheikyobooty9334
      @sheikyobooty9334 Před 4 lety +3

      THE PUSSYGRABBER is GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS 😝

    • @ofdrumsandchords
      @ofdrumsandchords Před 4 lety

      He's more into brainwashing.

  • @EC-qc1dx
    @EC-qc1dx Před 4 lety +126

    Weird that this guy sounds more intelligent, eloquent and truthful than the president 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @TheBookfather
      @TheBookfather Před 4 lety +15

      Okay, who doesn't?

    • @Junkman2008
      @Junkman2008 Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheBookfather
      Great point.

    • @jimreg4329
      @jimreg4329 Před 4 lety

      Yes, laughing content gives him money!

    • @shauryagambhir687
      @shauryagambhir687 Před 4 lety

      @@TheBookfather BURN!😂😂
      Nice one

    • @flamela284
      @flamela284 Před 4 lety

      E C of course you think that, all democrats are delusional 🤷‍♂️

  • @vickybartistry3292
    @vickybartistry3292 Před 4 lety +2625

    WTF is wrong with these people at his rallies? That freak is talking about lightbulbs and showers

    • @Zerushaddai
      @Zerushaddai Před 4 lety +207

      That's how low racism is.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +115

      Their outhouses have low/no water pressure, they have to pump the well, like 10 times.

    • @jensrogerkristoffersen5472
      @jensrogerkristoffersen5472 Před 4 lety +170

      Exactly. The foundation of the country is crumbling, he's selling them beautiful dish washers, and they are cheering.

    • @LiLi-or2gm
      @LiLi-or2gm Před 4 lety +98

      They're all cretins.

    • @jewlzn7130
      @jewlzn7130 Před 4 lety +72

      Makes zero sense! Honestly, hes on about showers and dishwashers whet?

  • @KingTez1983
    @KingTez1983 Před 4 lety +400

    How are they cheering about dishwashers??? They cheer like he's gonna give everyone who came to his rally a free dishwasher.

    • @erenmademewritethis9833
      @erenmademewritethis9833 Před 4 lety +7

      It's all about psychology the guy knows how to fuck with you

    • @KingTez1983
      @KingTez1983 Před 4 lety +19

      @Michelle doe maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

    • @rb032682
      @rb032682 Před 4 lety +31

      @Tez - The magat deplorables will cheer about anything they perceive as "owning the libs". They don't even care that Trump is hurting them more than any "liberal" would.

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 Před 4 lety +24

      I think the people cheering for toilets and dishwashers are not so much cheering toilets and dishwashers, but enjoying a shared disbelief in the ecological concepts and regulations that lead to appliances designed to save water or electricity. With Trump as president this total lack of confidence in ecological regulation has far greater implications than toilets and dishwashers, and the audience knows that. Somewhere out there maybe a business or industry is able to be more profitable in the US because they find themselves less obligated to follow rules intended to save the Earth's environment. That presumably also means the benefits of this newfound vitality in business would "trickle down" to ordinary workers.
      I don't agree with all that but I think it's important to try to genuinely understand what's really at play.

    • @chrismueller8861
      @chrismueller8861 Před 4 lety +9

      ... in comedy they have a laugh track - for Trump rallies they have a cheering track.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma Před 4 lety +244

    I love how everybody is lying. Except Trump.
    According to his Trumpets.

    • @deep1551
      @deep1551 Před 4 lety +1

      Have a close look to his Indian counterpart I bet you will be surprised 😐

    • @MmeSuprina1
      @MmeSuprina1 Před 4 lety +14

      Thats what happens when someone is duped by a Con artist... they have a certain personality that allows them to be gullible. These trump supporters put their life on the line for one man that they dont even know personally...anyone who really knows him knows that its a mistake to do such a thing and those that see right thru him dont even want to get involved with his nonsense...those that do... regret it tremendously...

    • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
      @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 Před 4 lety +2

      The world has never been safer, lowest terrorist threat level for many years, good economy etc. Just let the weirdo do his things in his weird way, the end result is way better than his predecessor obviously

    • @Anti-socialSocialClub
      @Anti-socialSocialClub Před 4 lety +18

      @@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 Trump did not make the world any safer! Unless you're talking about a different world...
      Russia has just got its nuclear program back on track, so has North Korea, Iran too... And as an added bonus Iran is shooting missiles into Saudi oil infrastructure and American army bases.
      Meanwhile, not to be outdone, terrorists in Nigeria and North Africa are killing dozens every week. In Somalia there's hot machine gun action every day, it's like a John woo Movie.
      All the while back at home , the U.S has just broken the record for the most mass shootings in one year!
      The U.S economy was running on the momentum of Obama's economy, and even with the massive tax cuts for the rich, it is now slowing #invertedyieldcurve #impendingrecession
      And I'm not even going to start talking about the long term destruction he has set in motion..

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +4

      @@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 you probably were offline and missen all this Iran thingy a few days ago... And taken down Ukrainian plane...

  • @kinglion2362
    @kinglion2362 Před 4 lety +261

    Wtf is he talking about he's never washed a dish in his life

    • @noelpucarua2843
      @noelpucarua2843 Před 4 lety +20

      He is on to his third dishwasher.

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 Před 4 lety +5

      I bet he probably talked to one of his fich asshole friends or over heard a conversation about somebody's dishwasher breaking or the water being turned off and he automatically assumed the entirety of the us had the same stupid problem they did.

    • @tomhermann1167
      @tomhermann1167 Před 4 lety +4

      That's him trying to gain the trust of poor people

    • @daal9335
      @daal9335 Před 4 lety +4

      Which is evidenced by the fact that he thinks that only women wash dishes still these days. He said that "women" have told him their dishwasher hardships. GTFOH

    • @juscruzenit
      @juscruzenit Před 4 lety

      Hahahahhaahhahahahhaha Dying!!!!

  • @gabor6259
    @gabor6259 Před 4 lety +119

    This hurts to watch. And I'm not even American.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, Trevor doesn't generally get much better than this.

    • @whimsysmith2835
      @whimsysmith2835 Před 4 lety +5

      You cut education for 30 years, and you convince the ignorant that the education they missed out on was all liberal propaganda anyway, and that scientific facts and subjective opinion are equally relevant. We are sliding down headfirst down a slippery slope into Orwellian dystopia.

    • @karenkernell9405
      @karenkernell9405 Před 4 lety +6

      How do you think WE feel!! Embarrassed doesn’t even cover it.
      Horrified? Astounded? Incredulous? Gobsmacked?
      Nope...there just isn’t a suitable word.
      Can we PLEASE wake up from this nightmare now?????!!

    • @LibraInSeattle
      @LibraInSeattle Před 4 lety +4

      Gábor Králik It is one crime and embarrassing moment after another. He cannot win again. My fellow Americans need to one blue no matter who.

    • @marykeller4212
      @marykeller4212 Před 4 lety

      I still cannot believe he was even considered for election let alone promoted. I will not say won.

  • @contrapasso
    @contrapasso Před 4 lety +84

    My girl got the interview of the decade, you go, Rachel!

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 Před 4 lety +6

      She's AWESOME. Part II is tonight.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 4 lety +1

      It's beautiful, isn't it?

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 Před 4 lety

      @@bsadewitz
      Yeah, and it keeps getting 'beautiful-er', every day! Parnas is the gift that keeps on giving! Who KNOWS how much more is coming!🍿🍿🍿

  • @mikelboyd711
    @mikelboyd711 Před 4 lety +54

    His base going crazy over showers, toilets, dishwashers!! How can that actually be what moves them?! The IQ of the entire room is 39...

    • @njprosigns2864
      @njprosigns2864 Před 4 lety +2

      they got to..imagine all water needed to wash all that BS from their mouth..constantly eating, digesting it :P..yuck

    • @ebrakefml
      @ebrakefml Před 4 lety +1

      I personally love that that giant Cheeto in a power suit can make fun of himself with the hair comment lol.
      Look, you're being purposefully obtuse if you think they're going crazy over dishwashers. They're going crazy at the prospect of not having every single minute aspect of their lives overregulated by the government.
      Also, I know it's cool to hate the guy, but I'm pretty excited about his new medical pricing transparency laws. I'd like to know the price of an MRI before I schedule it, personally.

    • @MO-to2dc
      @MO-to2dc Před 4 lety

      😂👍

    • @WittyBitty
      @WittyBitty Před 4 lety

      The fact that you currently have 39 likes on this comment is my kind of dope😂👌

    • @aarongaffney725
      @aarongaffney725 Před 4 lety

      Nope, not a point over 35 combined.

  • @AchievewithA
    @AchievewithA Před 4 lety +30

    "I'm black and white so I have the expertise" HAHAHAHAHAHAH I love this show.

  • @stephenj1118
    @stephenj1118 Před 4 lety +91

    “Everytime he says that I’ll show him another picture” hahahahaha

    • @dianaevans7102
      @dianaevans7102 Před 4 lety +3

      Love this guy!! Hope he doesn't end up dead like Epstein

    • @WomenSense1
      @WomenSense1 Před 4 lety +5

      This was classic! Lev is like "I'm telling it all and I got pictures!😈

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 4 lety +1

      It's beautiful.

    • @undomiel152003
      @undomiel152003 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dianaevans7102 I am thinking this is precisely the reason why he is appearing in every show, he wants to make himself as visible as possible. The more he is in the open, the harder it is to off him. It would be too obvious.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety

      Rabid convention fans or people with too much time at parties they sneak into generally do.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Před 4 lety +122

    That Luigi impression was way too good Trevor

  • @amandaarcher7919
    @amandaarcher7919 Před 4 lety +37

    I love how everyone is assuming the senate is going to be impartial about this like they didn't already made-up their mind

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 Před 4 lety +11

    So Parnas is lying? Have him called as a witness during the impeachment "trial"and have him repeat what he has said so far under oath.

  • @jamesvalery9367
    @jamesvalery9367 Před 4 lety +208

    I hope the senators do their job by looking at facts and not stick to party lines. If this was any private citizen they would have been thrown in jail without a second thought.

    • @wahkaman9242
      @wahkaman9242 Před 4 lety

      Yeah trump and biden could share a cell together. Seeing as they've both done the same thing.

    • @123scrappygirl
      @123scrappygirl Před 4 lety +15

      Unfortunately they are going to stick to party as Trump will get real nasty and they are afraid of loosing the next election. I guess their jobs are more important than integrity.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, Moscow Mitch already admitted he won't be impartial.

    •  Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂 good luck with that one

    • @romariobeckford4721
      @romariobeckford4721 Před 4 lety

      Wont happen

  • @LAVIN20
    @LAVIN20 Před 4 lety +191

    How sad when an indicted criminal seems more trustworthy than the president

    • @tunegaming5111
      @tunegaming5111 Před 4 lety +3

      It's very sad but so very true.

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 Před 4 lety +6

      LOL well the president is an impeached criminal which basically means the EXACT same thing

    • @surajpandey4942
      @surajpandey4942 Před 4 lety

      @@tcg4111 until proven guilty

    • @EroticPlatypus
      @EroticPlatypus Před 4 lety +1

      @@surajpandey4942 that boat has sailed, love

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft Před 4 lety +1

      @@surajpandey4942 so is an *indicted,* but not yet convicted person. Impeachment is more or less analogous to an indictment, which is why the House impeachment process is most like a grand jury (also in a grand jury there is no defense arguments or evidence, even though that was offered to Trump back in December).

  • @hexenwulfen
    @hexenwulfen Před 4 lety +226

    He's not just the worst president he is also the weirdest person.

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 Před 4 lety +4

      And not even in a good way

    • @manolomills8767
      @manolomills8767 Před 4 lety

      Stfu Obama did shit for your country. Back your fking president people like u make me sick.

    • @Rune-Thorne
      @Rune-Thorne Před 4 lety +3

      @@manolomills8767 you know, I fought for you to say that, even if it is bullshit, but I also fought for Ben to say what he said. I served my country, I voted and if I feel like our president doesn't represent all of our citizens it is because he more than any president before him has made it very clear he doesn't represent a nation. He represents a base. He doesn't even do that well.

    • @mikaeels.6477
      @mikaeels.6477 Před 4 lety +1

      @@manolomills8767 you're a moron amd obviously do not know what true Freedom is. We don't have to support this idiot because he doesn't represent America, and you should be ashamed of your comment because he doesn't care about you. Where do you live? Isreal? Russia?

    • @DJkazma66
      @DJkazma66 Před 4 lety

      Are you ok?

  • @lol-ql5tj
    @lol-ql5tj Před 4 lety +7

    Come on people, get out and vote! Country over party!!

  • @011mleon
    @011mleon Před 4 lety +149

    I CRINGE every single time I see people cheering and smiling during his rallies.

    • @etcetraetcetra3173
      @etcetraetcetra3173 Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah, reminds me of people in those Scientology videos. Cult followers.

    • @davidogrodowski
      @davidogrodowski Před 4 lety +5

      Marlene Leon Yeah they are like Manson family sing-alongs.

    • @midgelionhart
      @midgelionhart Před 4 lety +5

      if you wanna see the idiots..go to trump rally and you know how many of em there..

    • @jacquejac1840
      @jacquejac1840 Před 4 lety +8

      They're told to act enthusiastic ahead of time... whether they believe him or not. Try to be genuine like that plaid shirt guy, & they replace you.

    • @TrueDawn1
      @TrueDawn1 Před 4 lety +8

      It's like the zombie apocalypse..crazily clapping and smiling like they have no brains

  • @joseptet5991
    @joseptet5991 Před 4 lety +453

    “Trust me, I’m black and white. It’s my area of expertise!”

    • @lisaanderson4766
      @lisaanderson4766 Před 4 lety +1

      DOE John he is black though

    • @presidentcyanats4005
      @presidentcyanats4005 Před 4 lety +1

      @DOE John what is he then

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 Před 4 lety +1

      @DOE John What is he then you ? 😐

    • @robindhood9125
      @robindhood9125 Před 4 lety +7

      DOE John True, not black or white but black and white.

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 Před 4 lety +3

      @DOE John please, the next time you speak, please, either explain your opinion or say some thing understandable. So either explain or dont start the pain

  • @laid1978laid
    @laid1978laid Před 4 lety +49

    Trump's rallies are literally like a comedian Stand Up Show. look at all those people laughing like this is a joke .. he's serious about those goddamn dishwashers and toilets🤬🤬, I'm highly pissed that these are the people holding America hostage🤬🤬🤬

    • @ofdrumsandchords
      @ofdrumsandchords Před 4 lety +2

      We have to think about that. How can we stop uneducated people from electing this kind of guy ? He's not only a clown, or a moron, he's a real fascist. “The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families,” (on Fox News 2017).

    • @dg6301
      @dg6301 Před 4 lety +6

      The media also gives them a lot of power. Like they are the majority. The only way he can win us by cheating. The thing we should be concerned are the voting machines.

    • @bsqwahlE
      @bsqwahlE Před 4 lety +3

      Democracy in America.
      Sigh.
      Uneducated, uninformed voters are a threat to democracy
      So.
      Best solution, educate voters.
      Simple solution, don't put fascists on the ballot.
      Pragmatic solution, get amicable divorce bc irreconcilable issues.
      'Next day' solution, emigrate.
      Best of luck former countrymen.

    • @SkintoneChickenbone
      @SkintoneChickenbone Před 4 lety

      @@willkommen2861 if you think Trump is a Christian, I feel sorry for you.

  • @kacywilson5404
    @kacywilson5404 Před 4 lety +33

    And they still support this. This America is a joke

  • @nerfirelia8235
    @nerfirelia8235 Před 4 lety +154

    Citizens of the United States are cheering at the president talking about sinks and dishwashers

    • @paulajean4540
      @paulajean4540 Před 4 lety +22

      I pray they are paid, actors... rehearsing for the Netflix movie

    • @princessmoon8014
      @princessmoon8014 Před 4 lety +17

      stupid Trump supporters

    • @trubblefoundit7056
      @trubblefoundit7056 Před 4 lety +2

      Don't forget those Packers! LOL!!!

    • @wesleysmith9959
      @wesleysmith9959 Před 4 lety +1

      You shouldn’t call Trumps supporters stupid that just makes you apart of the problem, we need to stop diving ourselves

    • @karsonkammerzell6955
      @karsonkammerzell6955 Před 4 lety +9

      I'd like to take a moment to say that many of us in America are equally trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about and why anyone is listening to it.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck Před 4 lety +58

    "They knew what they were doing and why... Everyone was in the loop. It was no secret."
    - U.S. ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland

  • @dithihasnat4991
    @dithihasnat4991 Před 4 lety +6

    “Every time he says it I’ll just show him another picture”
    Damn Man,

  • @skeletoncell
    @skeletoncell Před 4 lety +89

    Nobody:
    Trump: you get a dishwasher, and you get a dishwasher and you get a dishwasher

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 4 lety +3

      Jessica Hughes Trump won’t give the poor people at his rallies; now he we gladly sell them CRAPtastic dishwashers while telling them that those are the best ever washing machines, that they’ll be getting a great deal for them while actually pricing the dishwashers above cost, and that’s buying Trump washers will make America cleaner than its ever been in the last 50-100yrs!!

    • @skeletoncell
      @skeletoncell Před 4 lety +2

      SoLoMoN DaViDSoN lol true 😂

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 Před 4 lety +343

    "Mario doesn't care about the princess. He just love to murder turtles! He wants to kill them all! He's a very sick man!"
    This one just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +17

      Can someone point out Mitch McConnell to him ?

    • @vspoke9150
      @vspoke9150 Před 4 lety +11

      His jokes are so random 😂😂😂

    • @danellymani205
      @danellymani205 Před 4 lety +11

      The Ghost of Winterfell right. I'm like why isn't this a movie yet? I would watch that. #expose Mario

    • @SultanAbdulRehman
      @SultanAbdulRehman Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, if it means he kills that evil turtle Mitch...

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 Před 4 lety +19

    That speech right there about toilets ought to be enough to have him impeached

  • @Ms.Robot.
    @Ms.Robot. Před 4 lety +2

    That is a very serious crime. SPYING on a U.S.Ambassador in the course of her serving our country. And a plot to harm Marie, or her career, is very, very bad.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 Před 4 lety +76

    Bush 04 : "I'm a War president."
    Trump 2020 "I'm the toilets President". 😂

    • @elitepremium2981
      @elitepremium2981 Před 4 lety +1

      and whend toilets are clogged up, then im the dishwasher man.

    • @baby_UFO
      @baby_UFO Před 4 lety

      You will soon learn how many lies you were told by these democrat news outlets.

  • @Kcolon23
    @Kcolon23 Před 4 lety +656

    Wtf is Trump’s thing with water pressure

    • @d.s.6106
      @d.s.6106 Před 4 lety +89

      Senile old man grandpa rant...

    • @newenglandlight8724
      @newenglandlight8724 Před 4 lety +46

      Maybe the White House has lousy plumbing?

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 Před 4 lety +57

      I suspect that it has to do with de-regulating some current EPA regulations restricting water usage for corporations...

    • @mecha-sheep7674
      @mecha-sheep7674 Před 4 lety +35

      Everything Trump says is projection. So, if he complaint about a lack of water pressure everywhere, everytime, I guess it's time for him to check his prostate. That could be the title of a movie in French : "Miction : Impossible".

    • @400voltas4
      @400voltas4 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mecha-sheep7674 So funny. I like your prospective.

  • @cascorick8253
    @cascorick8253 Před 4 lety +329

    He's not so bad when he talks about things he knows about! Toilets, showers, cheating!

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 Před 4 lety +11

      Well he knows a lot about toilets because they’re both full of shit

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, of course he knows a lot about showers. I'm not sure how long it takes to wash bronzer off.

    • @denniskelley2697
      @denniskelley2697 Před 4 lety +2

      He can also count to 10!

    • @sallybowles2781
      @sallybowles2781 Před 4 lety

      he doesn't seem to know how showers work either, so, no

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 Před 4 lety +3

      Sally Bowles sure he does, he showers himself with praise all the time!

  • @KharisB.A
    @KharisB.A Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor's "I'm black and white, so that's my area of expertise" was pure comedic genius 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Brownino06
    @Brownino06 Před 4 lety +54

    Trump and his Trumpanzees are acting like mafiosos.

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt Před 4 lety +3

      Giuliani took down the Gambino cartel to take over their business with his friends, people like Trump and Charles Kushner.

  • @manueldiaz8957
    @manueldiaz8957 Před 4 lety +27

    I find Parnas quite SMART😂😂😂😂

  • @brennanblankenship7643
    @brennanblankenship7643 Před 4 lety +27

    I absolutely love this show😂👌🏻

  • @blackstar-cg1se
    @blackstar-cg1se Před 4 lety +53

    America your President is insane, vote him out Please.

    • @shawnnewell4541
      @shawnnewell4541 Před 4 lety +5

      Well we're going to try our best.

    • @Lyle_K
      @Lyle_K Před 4 lety

      Probably won't happen

    • @deravs_escape
      @deravs_escape Před 4 lety +2

      You would think it would be easier but damn he’s like gum stuck in your hair!

    • @BiG_SorD
      @BiG_SorD Před 4 lety

      darav naseem dog shit stuck to your shoe is more accurate lol

    • @Ayedre_1
      @Ayedre_1 Před 4 lety

      The vote is up to his "buddies" in the Senate unfortunately 😞

  • @kestrels.9189
    @kestrels.9189 Před 4 lety +10

    “I have this beautiful head of hair.”
    I died laughing so hard, I spooked my cat! And I don’t have a cat!

  • @innocentondiekiongwae6409
    @innocentondiekiongwae6409 Před 4 lety +59

    He said he was ready for the articles to come to senate. He was ready to allow witnesses/sides to testify.. LET HIM KEEP HIS WORD.

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +8

      Now THAT would be news.

    • @GlassTopRX7
      @GlassTopRX7 Před 4 lety

      Don't be surprised if this ends before the Wednesday, the Republican have the votes to fast track this.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz Před 4 lety +1

      @@GlassTopRX7 No, they don't.

    • @GlassTopRX7
      @GlassTopRX7 Před 4 lety

      @@bsadewitz Yes they do it only requires simple majority, to call the vote. Any articles that don't receive 67 means they are not guilty.
      There are 53* republicans in the senate, 45 democrats and 2 independents.
      * Pence in theory could vote if their was tie. The only thing that would apply to is motion to the vote on the charges though.
      Mitch claims to have secured 100% solidarity among republicans. The quicker they conclude this the better for the republicans. Trump's motor mouth benefits the democrats which is why swiftness matters so much for them.

  • @moseslacatus1652
    @moseslacatus1652 Před 4 lety +16

    Everyone was in the loop. Words from those who previously testified

  • @mohamedelkayal2068
    @mohamedelkayal2068 Před 4 lety +41

    Trevor:"he must be terrified"
    Trump: talks about dishwashers and showers
    Trevor:"I knew it he is terrified"
    That killed me

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před 4 lety +2

      Impeachment clearly terrified Trump out of his mind 😂 entirely 🤣 nothing left home...

    • @hopefullee6492
      @hopefullee6492 Před 4 lety +1

      You can see it!! He's petrified 👀

  • @sealot2420
    @sealot2420 Před 4 lety +32

    And someone actually, in defending trump said “Tell me one lie trump has ever said.” How do you respond to something like that?

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +1

      Tell me any given politician that never lied to people?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 4 lety +3

      @@Bangcat which is ironic, because they tend to speak as if he's an exception that has never lied... mindbogling, the love they have for him

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Bangcat not the point.

    • @mr.wright4447
      @mr.wright4447 Před 4 lety

      Bangcat: President Obama!

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mr.wright4447 Again: not the point.

  • @fahadus
    @fahadus Před 4 lety +111

    Is the president of the US really using his presidency to sell sanitary fittings?

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 Před 4 lety

      The Golden Commode Company, Inc. has a lifetime contract with the Don. He gets commision.

    • @stanmoon8806
      @stanmoon8806 Před 4 lety +3

      EPA deregulation

    • @nabihahabibullah1577
      @nabihahabibullah1577 Před 4 lety

      May be he is starting new business, selling plumbing supplies.

    • @isilas476
      @isilas476 Před 4 lety +3

      ... and the audience loves it. Shouldn't they be a little bit worried?

    • @nicknick5168
      @nicknick5168 Před 4 lety +2

      No the president is trying to keep the government from forcing us to use restricted fittings so we can get back to quick showers. Anyone who thinks showers should have a max flow of 1.3 gallons per min either has way to much time to shower or doesn't wash there ass.

  • @PRETTYGIRLPOLITICS
    @PRETTYGIRLPOLITICS Před 4 lety +19

    The crowd seems amused like they're wondering if they're at a stand up comedy show rather than a political ralley. I don't think they actually have a clue. 😅

  • @alexisfrank3585
    @alexisfrank3585 Před 4 lety +2

    Fascinating that no one at his rally stops and thinks, "Wait, my dishwasher works fine everytime the first time." 🤔

  • @kimberleydiann771
    @kimberleydiann771 Před 4 lety

    Thank You!

  • @lisap.1826
    @lisap.1826 Před 4 lety +44

    Donny washes lightbulbs in the dishwasher? Well then, that sounds just about right.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +2

      Politicians on both sides do some pretty wild shit. Neither side is really on your side. People still don't seem to really get this in their heads.

  • @ejayallgood376
    @ejayallgood376 Před 4 lety +386

    Trump to his plumber: Do us a favor though, we need more water pressure in the upstairs shower... and while you're at it, got any dirt on Biden???

    • @nicknick5168
      @nicknick5168 Před 4 lety +4

      Anyone who takes less then a thirty min shower at 1.3 gallons per min has a stinky ass, get some soap and water on that thing.

    • @jacquejac1840
      @jacquejac1840 Před 4 lety +5

      Flushing x10, running dishes x10, faucets that flip out... Guy doesn't have a plumber or misunderstood when they met & made him a hitman...

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator Před 4 lety +2

      Joe Bidet

    • @llucsimon418
      @llucsimon418 Před 4 lety +1

      Plumber: Let's go! (the plumber is Mario)

    • @rah938
      @rah938 Před 4 lety +5

      Trump uses shoddy construction materials, shitty contractors he doesn’t pay, of course he has no water pressure.

  • @lisahouk7776
    @lisahouk7776 Před 4 lety

    CANT WAIT FOR TUESDAY!!..SHOW IVE BEEN WAITING FOR !!

  • @carolynp1010
    @carolynp1010 Před 4 lety

    I wish the members of the Senate would watch your show, Trevor. You are telling the truth! And why did Lev Parnas release this information AFTER the House impeachment trial?!

  • @tats_sacs
    @tats_sacs Před 4 lety +54

    I used to work at a bar. An old man would come in early every Thursday after his doctors visit.
    He would talk about all sorts of nonsense for an hour or two. I just listen. Harmless old guy i thought.
    Son would pick him up sometimes and apologize and saying pops going a bit senile.
    Later i found out he works for the city train dept. where he is assigned managing routes. “Oh f#ck!” I thought. Had anxiety riding trains until i moved to another city.
    NOW F#CK! THIS AHOLE IS CRAZIER AND HE RUNS THE COUNTRY!

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained Před 4 lety +5

      Mental stability is not something people look for in a person with power. Unfortunately as it may be.

    • @Neroakasoulja
      @Neroakasoulja Před 4 lety +1

      Now you only have to move to another country! 😂 But look at the bright side, you won’t find President like yours. No matter what country you choose! 🤭

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained Před 4 lety +2

      Neroakasoulja South Africa, Cuba, Venezuela, Russia, North Korea, China...

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety

      Yeah well Washington never wanted a bi partisan system either. Maybe if you had more than two viable choices per term that wasn't just a democrat and republican pre chosen champion for their side.
      The thing is, you'd actually be better putting someone in the White House who knew they didn't know everything they were doing. Maybe they'd pay greater heed to the will of the people and their cabinet that way.
      Trump was the closest thing to a non Career Politician. If anyone should be president of the likes, it should be someone out of left field who has some good common sense, a sense of humor, and a reasonable morality with a thumb up for self defense. Like Jessie "The Body" Ventura.

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety

      @@ramblingentertained Definitely a helluva 'over due for a civil war' playlist.

  • @marynoellias9256
    @marynoellias9256 Před 4 lety +90

    My God this man is sooo freaking crazy!!
    I cringe every time I hear Trumps voice now.😵

    • @pinkrose5423
      @pinkrose5423 Před 4 lety +1

      🤯

    • @BreathingCells
      @BreathingCells Před 4 lety +2

      To listen to his words is to submit to torture.
      He intentionally violates evolutionary norms of human interactions;
      every utterance is a rupture of the goodwill humans learned over millennia to offer each other.
      We all know, well enough, who/what he is; refuse to let the sound of his voice poison your mind. Mute the madness.

    • @etcetraetcetra3173
      @etcetraetcetra3173 Před 4 lety +1

      I never listen to his voice or look at this stupid mug anymore. Every time there's a clip of him on TV, I muted the sound and avert my eyes. If the clip is in one of these shows on CZcams, I just fast forward.

    • @pinkrose5423
      @pinkrose5423 Před 4 lety +4

      etcetra etcetra I pretty much gradually stopped watching TV 4 years ago for my sanity. The negativity has become overwhelming. I can only handle Trevor and Colbert’s spin on the BS anymore.

    • @ccarmack15
      @ccarmack15 Před 4 lety +1

      Vote!!

  • @governormadea5937
    @governormadea5937 Před 4 lety

    Luigi joke had me literally on the floor ! 🤣

  • @waiotahi52
    @waiotahi52 Před 4 lety +54

    Trump “don’t know” a lot for a president

    • @ilcu4p
      @ilcu4p Před 4 lety

      waiotahi52, yeah, the Don’t know person who is in office.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders Před 4 lety

      Some say he knows the least of all

  • @alazargetachew6750
    @alazargetachew6750 Před 4 lety +25

    “The man with 7 hairstyles all it once” so funny 😂😂😂

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +1

      It's like he's got a lot of head lice all named Moses.

  • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
    @Lon.BedStuyforLife Před 4 lety +161

    Trump has freaking lost it. He sounds like a drunken relative at party.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +3

      He says he's never had a drink in his life. Maybe he's huffing something then.

    • @emberarashi1987
      @emberarashi1987 Před 4 lety

      Courage Karnga maybe he was just born that way

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse Před 4 lety

      So, nothing new

    • @DONTCALLMETHAT
      @DONTCALLMETHAT Před 4 lety +1

      @I can't seem to delete this channel. are they even Christians at that point

    • @elizabethcsicsery-ronay1633
      @elizabethcsicsery-ronay1633 Před 4 lety

      @I can't seem to delete this channel. That's the evangelical churches, not the mainstream ones.

  • @Jezeus11
    @Jezeus11 Před 4 lety

    The Luigi skit had me ROTFL! Good one man!

  • @1mnmnunez
    @1mnmnunez Před 4 lety

    Thanks for making me laugh!

  • @arielelisa9012
    @arielelisa9012 Před 4 lety +6

    Its so disturbing seeing the people behind Trump at his rallies in awe... like what?! How did we go from everyone laughing at his candidacy to the Republican party backing him to their detriment?! It makes no sense.

  • @kennethhwang3425
    @kennethhwang3425 Před 4 lety +37

    Mario MUST answer for his crimes!

    • @mohamedelkayal2068
      @mohamedelkayal2068 Před 4 lety

      All those poor turtles

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 Před 4 lety

      Mohamed El Kayal Exploiting women and harming innocent shelled reptiles? There must be reckoning for the rouge plumber!

    • @mohamedelkayal2068
      @mohamedelkayal2068 Před 4 lety

      @@kennethhwang3425 true his reign of terror must end.

  • @justlooken6460
    @justlooken6460 Před 4 lety

    Subscribed. Great show. Keep em comng.

  • @cheriecullum9489
    @cheriecullum9489 Před 4 lety +8

    I'm starting to like this Parnus guy. I think he's telling the truth.

  • @mayaal-azzawe5420
    @mayaal-azzawe5420 Před 4 lety +16

    “I have this beautiful head of hair, I need a lot of water”
    That really got to me. More than it should have...

  • @BegnaStyle
    @BegnaStyle Před 4 lety +11

    Trevor is the best nightmare that happened to POTUS at the right time.

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful Před 4 lety +2

    The presidency has been reduced to a home Depot sales rep

  • @_xancurse_12
    @_xancurse_12 Před 4 lety +3

    Almost died chocking after the head of hair part. He calls the thing on his head hair?

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 Před 4 lety +4

    Here's a tip trump! Pay your bills... and learn to count from 1 not 4. Your parents really wasted their money on your education!

  • @ajp4860
    @ajp4860 Před 4 lety +117

    If votes were private trump would be toast.

    • @MO-to2dc
      @MO-to2dc Před 4 lety +2

      😂

    • @shiah1313
      @shiah1313 Před 4 lety +22

      AJ P If there was no freakin’ electoral college we wouldn’t be having this convo!

    • @ajp4860
      @ajp4860 Před 4 lety +8

      I was referring to senate votes

    • @dianerose8316
      @dianerose8316 Před 4 lety +5

      Moscow Mitch will never allow it.

    • @Soletestament
      @Soletestament Před 4 lety +3

      @@shiah1313 The popular vote was invented by Andrew Jackson to pressure the college into putting him in office. In case you aren't aware Jackson was this country's first and worst populist president, being responsible for that genocide of American Indians people constantly go on about. I find it incredibly fucked up that people keep bemoaning the college when that complaint in itself stems from the last complete Asshole we've had in the white house. College is broken because idiots allowed the parties to usurp what the college was supposed to be in order to maintain the illusion of a popular vote. That most American's don't realize their constitutional right to vote directly for thier elector is being robbed from them...blows my mind.

  • @blkcatzette
    @blkcatzette Před 4 lety

    Wow just wow!!!

  • @ricaard
    @ricaard Před 4 lety +4

    "Mmmmm, spicy water, *augggggghhh* ......."
    Since the Simpsons predicted his presidency anyways.

  • @malako777A
    @malako777A Před 4 lety +7

    the Luigi impression just killed me! LOL

  • @GraysonJStedmanjr
    @GraysonJStedmanjr Před 4 lety +109

    Trump seems to be obsessed with showers. Even the golden kind

    • @jacobwillis7596
      @jacobwillis7596 Před 4 lety +8

      Grayson J. Stedman jr. the only kind he uses

    • @nomoreratrace8090
      @nomoreratrace8090 Před 4 lety +1

      Don't forget the brown ones as well!

    • @Bangcat
      @Bangcat Před 4 lety +1

      And yet how many were R. Kelly fans? XD

    • @Bmerchin
      @Bmerchin Před 4 lety

      The pee tape is real!

  • @jonathanbabcock9177
    @jonathanbabcock9177 Před 4 lety +23

    Trump has gone mad. The office of the President. Will never be the same.

  • @lexluger1095
    @lexluger1095 Před 4 lety +16

    Donald out here saying he’s gonna give people better toilets, but not better healthcare.

    • @FL52
      @FL52 Před 4 lety +2

      Yay! I want my Trump Toilet!

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 Před 4 lety +1

      And I'm willing to bet the toilets he'd send out to people would fall apart faster then any promise he's ever given to his constituents, or family.

  • @royc5974
    @royc5974 Před 4 lety +71

    I don’t get why all those people at his rallies are ok with that inane stuff that trump spews

    • @newenglandlight8724
      @newenglandlight8724 Před 4 lety +13

      They are just as ignorant as he is!

    • @JerichoMoon
      @JerichoMoon Před 4 lety +11

      When you're inside a cult, it doesn't seem crazy at all.

    • @squadric7722
      @squadric7722 Před 4 lety +7

      low iq, poor education and crazy people.

    • @AlastorsShadowDemon
      @AlastorsShadowDemon Před 4 lety +12

      Because having him is supposedly better than having a woman, a black guy, a liberal or a Democrat in office.
      It's also better than having immigrants in this country, legal abortion rights and having money to take care of ourselves. They'd rather let the billionaires hoard it while they continue to wait for the trickle down.

    • @infinitysteppingstone331
      @infinitysteppingstone331 Před 4 lety +5

      The answer is self-evident. Dotards of a feather, flock together.

  • @jewel1608
    @jewel1608 Před 4 lety +94

    Lev is saying "YO! YO! ya"ll: "I'VE got "THE "BLUE DRESS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [monica]

  • @ChAnDaNy93
    @ChAnDaNy93 Před 4 lety

    Anyone watch The Daily Show Live?
    Just saw Trevor at the live taping today. It was awesome to see him in person. He’s so clever and smiling throughout it all. I love it!

  • @JazzGinas
    @JazzGinas Před 4 lety

    Fantastic, Trevor, my brother.😉

  • @avigutierrez8948
    @avigutierrez8948 Před 4 lety +78

    I’m sorry but every time when you say I don’t know that person or I took pics with that person but still I don’t know that guy doesn’t mean anything anymore. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️It’s already ridiculous but on some real shit hope trump gets impeached

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 4 lety +11

      He is already impeached. You mean to hope he gets removed from office

    • @cweissable
      @cweissable Před 4 lety +8

      He is already impeached, he needs to be thrown out of office.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 4 lety +1

      Trump is an expert at sounding and acting guilty.

    • @WomenSense1
      @WomenSense1 Před 4 lety

      He's already IMPEACHED and soon he will be REMOVED!

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 4 lety

      @@WomenSense1 well he will be removed after the election. Thats not really that soon but I suppose we are past the worst

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF Před 4 lety +3

    Gotta be honest here, I was shocked to hear Parnas speaks better English than Trump does... *really* expected the Boris Badenov accent...

  • @machatte3522
    @machatte3522 Před 4 lety

    I did learn now how to use the dishwasher and flush the toilet....😂

  • @mirolund5331
    @mirolund5331 Před 4 lety +3

    “ we got some movies, refrigerators, we got some movies , color tv’s”

  • @Rocketman1292
    @Rocketman1292 Před 4 lety +50

    Dishwasher, light bulbs, and toilets? It's like Trump is America's landlord.

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 Před 4 lety +11

    “We both know what happened at that Sandals Resort...” ✨

  • @thehowerd8634
    @thehowerd8634 Před 4 lety +1

    Has any president ever talked about dishwashers at their rallies?! What in the actual fuck.

  • @chriss2295
    @chriss2295 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor Noah is funny, witty AF. Can I get an Amen?

  • @spotlight1220
    @spotlight1220 Před 4 lety +27

    My dishwasher, toilet, shower etc., work great! What is he talking about? Did Obama mess up the plumbing? 😂

    • @stanmoon8806
      @stanmoon8806 Před 4 lety +3

      It's about EPA deregulation

    • @nicknick5168
      @nicknick5168 Před 4 lety

      Anyone who doesn't know what he's talking about must not shower. I don't know who's idea it was to make the max flow 1.3 gallons per min but that just means you have to spend ten times as long in the shower to get clean unless you drill out the restriction in the faucet like I did.

    • @dianerose8316
      @dianerose8316 Před 4 lety +2

      I doubt he even knows what a dishwasher looks like.

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 Před 4 lety +1

      W Washington ... Silly old Obama was trying to save the earth.
      What was he thinking?

    • @Virus-wc5vt
      @Virus-wc5vt Před 4 lety +1

      W Washington
      😂

  • @PhantomNull13
    @PhantomNull13 Před 4 lety +19

    4:58
    Let's be honest, there's no way he didn't just learn to count to 10 and wanted to show off, right?

  • @johnpatton7533
    @johnpatton7533 Před 4 lety +1

    "Your dishes are gonna be beautiful"

  • @michelleplass5310
    @michelleplass5310 Před 4 lety

    "This water is so spicy" 😂😂😂

  • @captain1jones354
    @captain1jones354 Před 4 lety +25

    Why do people put themselves into these situations?

  • @cdroussio
    @cdroussio Před 4 lety +28

    Everyone at the Trump Rally: Dey took der Jawbs!!

  • @ronniet71
    @ronniet71 Před 4 lety

    God bless you young brother, you are funny!!!

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 Před 4 lety

    Trevor! What a guy! You're awesome!