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5:47 fun fact in SCP Containment breach if you ask the coffee machine for "God" it kills your character with a big white flash and your death message is basically telling you, you died because of singularity
Not necessarily. In the actual article the guy that requested a cup of Joe was just fine as all it did was take blood out of him at random spots and he only needed a couple weeks rest to recover. Don't worry alien dude is fine.
G_Boy IKR? I’m pretty sure there’s at least over 10 Scps that are either aliens or made by aliens, how can you work there and still not believe that they exist?
@@griffinbaxter4754 everything is on a need to know basis and spread out over a multitude of sites. then there is classified knowledge not every member is allowed to know and even if you found something out you are not supposed to know there are multiple classes of amnestics to make you forget about it. The fact that it exists as an SCP doesn't mean every SCP staff member knows about it.
If you guys didnt know, SCP-294 is a coffee machine dispensing anything, even solids, although they turn to liquid. The reason the janitor died is because he ordered a cup of joe, and since the coffee machine gets the order and collects the item from the nearest possible source, this means his name is joe.
the coffee machine knows what you mean when you write a command. also it does not dispense solids. the reason it dispensed "joe" is because the janitor was thinking about what would happen if the machine dispensed his insides rather than a coffee.
Think about it, Humans can not even begin to comprehend what God would look like. So imagine how your Human mind would react to seeing him, seeing something you can't comprehend.
@@julioalejandro7967 That’s not a very good argument since a car has parts, visible and not, that make it work. You can see them and read about them and they aren’t theories, everything works in a specific way to make the car work, god(s) on the other hand can’t been seen and we have no idea how they work, we have no clue what they look like or even how their thought process is, all we have are theories and who can say which one is the truth?
I was obsessed with messing around with 294 in the games, lol. I dialed every possible liquid I knew, Pepsi, coke, hot chocolate, water, lemonade, pink lemonade, and more. Lol that was fun.
I don't think it took his blood. I think he'd grip his heart if he did. Maybe it took one of his internal organs and turned it into a liquid, which is what that noise was when the machine was dispensing the liquid.
Alpha-1 Red Right Hand But if that’s true then the machine would’ve liquified the diamonds. And why would his heart hurt? Does your heart hurt when you take blood tests? Mine doesn’t.
So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, “"For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life has been delivered" Genesis The bible contains so many great quotes.
My theory on the god cup was that when he drank it his soul went to god, and when he started glitching, that was him trying to break out and go back to his body. Unfortunately his soul reached heaven or god himself and his body committed suicide
maybe he became a god but in order to fully become a god he had to leave he's mortal body wich he did without hesitation , also the one way ticket to see god is also a good one
Another theory probably had something to do with stuff that he has seen or being corrupted by his soul. Since God is simply the most perfect being and human is not perfect. Even if a human saw God’s face, they instantly burn and die to dust. Another theory would he saw something that really disturbing and just made him wanting to kill himself. As he couldn’t handle the revelation that he saw and just want to end his life.
I loved seeing the low budget props in here! These guys need more funding, if they made this? Sheee with 1000 more dollars, imagine what could come out!
Coffee machine rule: -you can transfer any kind of fluid from the universe to the coffee cup -fictional fluid can't be transferred because they not exist -only transferring a fluid, (can't transfer hard material) -can transfer a gas -do not drink God
>be me >janitor for SCP Foundation >see coffee machine that can dispense almost anything >type girlfriend > error message pops up “literally no one wants to date in the entire galaxy” >feelsbadman
@@bowmanc.7439 well we technically do in a way, it's just a little confusing. Typically if you see someone talking about capital G God then they're usually referring to one god (typically the Christian God unless otherwise specified) whereas if you see someone talking about lowercase g god or gods they're referring to the concept of a god or multiple gods rather than a specific being. It's the difference between say the sentence "I will become a god" and "Let us all pray to God for salvation" so it's a bit confusing
The security guard briefly experienced omniscients and his mind was shattered at an existential scale. Very simple, but effective demonstration of Eldritch horror.
What's funny is if you look more into the SCP foundation, they're actually like this. They make make discoveries on accident, they classify SCPS wrong, and more
They’re not a government facility, just their own organization collaborating with all the nations often made up of people with character doing it only because they know its for the better of humanity
i think its more like a liquid a human {or even the fundation} can understand how it works. not necesary some evil but some every human be says: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?"
@@martinlorca1944 From the SCP wiki page: "Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase "surprise me". Device produced an opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been heated to approximately 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius."
@@yureschede9692 Now i wonder... what if they order "096's blood", would it actually dispense anything? Edit: I found a way to kill 682: order a cup of "liquid that can kill 682" and give it to him. Or maybe it just wont dispense
They did do the test with 682. They got a liquid called ''scp-682 killer'' and it did do damage. The main problem according to the log was getting enough. However, I think that 682 already has adapted to it so I dont think it will work anymore.
Safe: It's damn as easy to contain Euclid: It might escape Keter: Can easily escape Apollyon: just run Thaumiel: use the keter SCP to contain itself Explained: it has been explained Neutralized: it's the same as Apollyon but the threat is gone 53: refers for Scranton preposal
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I love it :3
ForlornFoundry I need that keyboard rn
It is written on the original site of SCP Foundation that you must put at least 40 ¥ or 50 ¥ before using the Interdimensional Trading Apparatus
ForlornFoundry If this was true They would had killed the SCP’s they wanted terminated
You guys are the best like how do you do all this stuff?
She put in "Surprise me" so it dispensed a drink that burst out of the cup and surprised her. Well played.
it was probably superheated water
@@nuip7936 It was, 200C according to the wiki
It worked. Even i was suprised
That’s clever, very clever
"Play Of The Games"
>can dispense liquids light years away
>can dispense abstract concepts like death or knowledge
>can't dispense diamond
That just how it be sometimes
@Jack the Mighty don't bring science in when talking about an entity that can dispense abstract "substances" like "void"
>don't try gold
A LOT OF PEPOLE HAVE BEEN WOOSHED
@Jack the Mighty mmmmmm a big one
5:47 fun fact in SCP Containment breach if you ask the coffee machine for "God" it kills your character with a big white flash and your death message is basically telling you, you died because of singularity
Well, it because machine have speed dial and when you type "god" it gives you a "God Particles", which is just singularity
If you ask the coffee machine for antimatter the whole facility blows up. Because of what happens when antimatter hits matter.
whata fuck means "singularity"?
@@matheusdantas9692 use Google im not even sure what it means lmao
@@matheusdantas9692 that means rico from penguins kaboom the whole facility
Fun fuct: one guy drank "Perfect drink" and he killed himself because he wasnt able to drink anything else. Everything was just... A disappointment
Fucking dumbass lmao he could have just kept ordering it
this is what it feels like to watch utopia
Lmao@@toetruck1589
poor random alien somewhere died of internal bleeding somewhere in the universe xD
Not necessarily. In the actual article the guy that requested a cup of Joe was just fine as all it did was take blood out of him at random spots and he only needed a couple weeks rest to recover.
Don't worry alien dude is fine.
no I'm still alive
The comments make some sense but come on. @Generic white kid, you take the fun out of it! ;) :P
@@NNCwatcher2 That's the name of the game pal
It would've had to have been a tiny alien. :P
> *Works in the SCP foundation*
> *Dosen’t believe in aliens*
G_Boy this comment needs more likes...
You know, there still Christian teachers who teach biology.
G_Boy IKR? I’m pretty sure there’s at least over 10 Scps that are either aliens or made by aliens, how can you work there and still not believe that they exist?
No, there are rules - you don't know anything about scps you don't work with.
@@griffinbaxter4754 everything is on a need to know basis and spread out over a multitude of sites. then there is classified knowledge not every member is allowed to know and even if you found something out you are not supposed to know there are multiple classes of amnestics to make you forget about it. The fact that it exists as an SCP doesn't mean every SCP staff member knows about it.
I like how he was suprised that alien blood exists when he works at a place that houses hundreds of entities that could be considered aliens lol
probably wasnt informed about those, security level and all
Охранник может иметь информацию членов О5?
Alien could even mean immigrant, so an SCP employee could have just dropped dead.
Probably because it's *alien* - as in, not from the ones he's dealt with in the facility?
@@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlskTruuuu. If they "live in" the Foundation they aren't aliens!
Meanwhile: SCP 343: "Why do i feel like i just peed myself?"
Wat
cod and fun *bruh moment* SCP-343, according to himself, is God. That’s the joke lol
WHAT- 😭😭💀
slow claps
oh my gah-
And remember: The scp classification "Safe" does NOT mean "Harmless"
Benjamin Simons classifications refer for containment not threat level
@@insertcreativenamehere242 exactly
Safe as if safe for use, like forks are safe for use but you can still stab someone in the eye
This one is euclid
Yeah, technically speaking a NUCLEAR WARHEAD falls under the safe classification.
Me: *Types in Surprise Me*
Machine: *Dispenses a picture of SCP-096's face*
Me: Holy S***
Well fuck
Hears shy guy in background* i would type in *liquid to make you at peace*
like a cup of coffee with 096 face drawn in the foam lmao
well that would be pretty surprising.
"Liquid that breaks 096's bones"
If you guys didnt know, SCP-294 is a coffee machine dispensing anything, even solids, although they turn to liquid. The reason the janitor died is because he ordered a cup of joe, and since the coffee machine gets the order and collects the item from the nearest possible source, this means his name is joe.
yeah its on his nametag
Jeez man you made a whole explanation comment even though the name tag says Joe
the coffee machine knows what you mean when you write a command. also it does not dispense solids.
the reason it dispensed "joe" is because the janitor was thinking about what would happen if the machine dispensed his insides rather than a coffee.
correction: if it has to be a solid, it can't be despensed.
@@johndwolynetz6495 bro that dude legit did not read the article at all lmao
Think about it, Humans can not even begin to comprehend what God would look like. So imagine how your Human mind would react to seeing him, seeing something you can't comprehend.
I can't comprehend how a car works and nothing has happened so far.
@@julioalejandro7967 That’s not a very good argument since a car has parts, visible and not, that make it work. You can see them and read about them and they aren’t theories, everything works in a specific way to make the car work, god(s) on the other hand can’t been seen and we have no idea how they work, we have no clue what they look like or even how their thought process is, all we have are theories and who can say which one is the truth?
What about scp 343
@@rock-hv6ns the thing about Scp 343 is that it claims to be God when all it does is mediocre illusions and tricks, but who knows.
I would fart
I wonder how she still has a job there even if she is using a guard instead of a class d to test the samples
well the scp is classed safe so class d only are used for euclid,keter and other dangerous class
plus class d doesn't have the right to touch thing
Safe entities are okay for use on anyone under certain approval.
Yeah I agree
Medy Miraflor its just a drink
Prismatic but Class-D ████ if allowed.
They managed to break like 20 rules of conduct in the span of 8 minutes
You know, in the actual Foundation, the Coffe Machine and Vending Machine are just sitting there in the Break Room of Site 17.
It's in they "break time room"
@@thebighurt2495 yeah but they have a 2 guards standing next with the only job to make sure no one orders something stupid.
And you're not supposed to order more than 3 drinks a day u believe.
@@JoducusKwak like "Surprise Me"?
I was obsessed with messing around with 294 in the games, lol. I dialed every possible liquid I knew, Pepsi, coke, hot chocolate, water, lemonade, pink lemonade, and more. Lol that was fun.
294 is one of my fav scps, i had lots of fun reading about it on the wiki
Why not chocolate? What did chocolate do to you?
@@blevination oops! I meant to say hot chocolate’
@@aydin8089 nice
@@cdubs1237 ik I was just messing with you
When she finds out some guy is in the machine he’s just pissing in a cup
>can transfer any kind of fluid from the universe to the coffee cup
>doesn't have RGB lighting
Jesus
Because Performance doesn't need gay lighting. Choose a color and stick with it
@@jamesroberts2081 r/wooosh
it’s probably programmed in visual basic too
Just type in cup of rgb
Scientist: *uses a Security Guard for a test*
Class-D: *am I a joke to you?*
I'm really not that Interesting NO D’S ARE ALLOWED SUSTENANCE OF ANY KIND
Actually that's good for the D-class
@Øblivion we aren't talking ABOUT-OH THAT Connor sorry I thought you meant the one from Detroit become human
OMG THANK YOU, this annoyed the hell outta me
@Øblivion ah a man of culture who also watches lord bung I see
“You got me drinkin’ cat pee?”
My favorite line.
Mine too
Mine 3
4:05 scared the soul out of me
Me too
Same
Kid friendly version of scared the shit out of me
That means it surprised you
Guard: Drinks god juice and shoots himself
God: looks like he couldn’t handle the neutron style 😎
Lol he probably thought it meant he wouldn't die
@SolarFlare Playz Greek gods
Lé Crab u spoiled it
2nd Guard: *You gonna drink that*
@@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 shutup your not funny shutup shutup shutup
“What would you do if you find god” Security guard:”drink him”
fool
he is a plasma
That's kinda what happens in the bible with the wine.
Honestly I think it was a death drink so he could "meet" God.
Good Monty 😳😳😳
Good Monty lolll
"Worlds best coffee"
"Liquid gold"
RIP Joe
me:
HP's ink.
Mammute blood.
Deuterium.
This man: *Typing cup of joe*
Machine: *Takes blood of him*
Man: *dying*
Wait thats illegal
i"m more concern about why she didn't order a cold cure drinkable
The janitor is joe
Funfact cup of joe is a mix of urin,crap,blood and other body liquid's
Death type
Dont look at my pfp
the face joe makes when the machine takes his blood
jesus that'd hurt
Would it though? It’d be like taking a blood test wouldn’t it?
I think the machine literally turned Joe into a liquid.
I don't think it took his blood. I think he'd grip his heart if he did. Maybe it took one of his internal organs and turned it into a liquid, which is what that noise was when the machine was dispensing the liquid.
Alpha-1 Red Right Hand
But if that’s true then the machine would’ve liquified the diamonds. And why would his heart hurt? Does your heart hurt when you take blood tests? Mine doesn’t.
@@duckyduck2082 Wait... Am I the only person that feels their heart stinging in any sort of way?
"object with no liquid state gives an out of range response"
Guard 3 minutes later: what about God
So god is liquid
StrayTheFox or can be a liquid
@@grantcipher6175 god is liquid
do you understand the concept of a blender?
@Help Me oh true xd
6:48, when it’s end of year tests and you forgot to study
aajahahgagags
"And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for man shall not see me and live."
Exodo
God is 096
@@CanceltheEat what..
@@CanceltheEat OH I JUST REALISED THE JOKE
@@CanceltheEat LOL
So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, “"For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life has been delivered"
Genesis
The bible contains so many great quotes.
Lady: Puts In Surprise Me
Machine: *grows arms and legs*
Want A Sprite Cramberry
THAT WOULD BE BEST MEME EVER
*that's how machines work*
The answer is cleeeeeear
the answer is cleeeaaaar!
MaiN _ AccorD lol
**types God**
God: So you want me to piss into this cup?
Machine: Pretty much
This should have more likes and comments🤣
Lol
inkayyy ya dirty bastard
@The FoxFanimator @BornLeftClicking lmao
Prertty good meme but i can do better
My theory on the god cup was that when he drank it his soul went to god, and when he started glitching, that was him trying to break out and go back to his body. Unfortunately his soul reached heaven or god himself and his body committed suicide
maybe he became a god but in order to fully become a god he had to leave he's mortal body wich he did without hesitation , also the one way ticket to see god is also a good one
In lore, typing God into the machine causes it to dispense God Particles, making everything in a 30 mile radius explode
Another theory probably had something to do with stuff that he has seen or being corrupted by his soul.
Since God is simply the most perfect being and human is not perfect. Even if a human saw God’s face, they instantly burn and die to dust.
Another theory would he saw something that really disturbing and just made him wanting to kill himself. As he couldn’t handle the revelation that he saw and just want to end his life.
Дурак, мог бы выпить алкоголя )
@@ScotyChokey he might have saw the scarlet king and the war for creation and he couldn't handle it
Theres a building near where i live called the scp foundation and everytime i walk by it i get chills😂😂
Wonder which site it is 😋
@@awesome_by_default 61
sure.. any proof?
@@Ausles it's not an actual site it's literally like a pool company I think that's what it is but on the building it says S.C.P foundation
* Types in future girlfriend *
Out of range.
*Well, that solves that.*
I mean... if you got a cup of future girlfriend you woulda ruined your chances cuz, you know, they’d be dead
*dispenses a cup of blood and shredded organs
r/cursedcomments
NTF Operative you’re very right about that
This one actually got me nice 👍
*bet when he drank God he just leveled up to level 4 keycard*
He beacame a lvl.100 god
Beacuse thats how mafia works
He becomes a lv 35 boss
Thats how mafia works
Nah he levels up to a level 1000 god father
Thats how liquid god works
That’s how scp works
What did we learn today?
that god is in liquid form.
?
Lmao
@@user-pq8yi2gc1x remember, coffee machine can't dispense solids, then, if u can dispense god it means he's a liquid form.
@@user-pq8yi2gc1x either way the main comment it's stupid, god is... a god, can be whatever he wants at the time he wants lol
I loved seeing the low budget props in here! These guys need more funding, if they made this? Sheee with 1000 more dollars, imagine what could come out!
Just because you can go overbudget doesn't mean you should.
I like how the janitor legit looks like he’s cleaned up the 30th body this week
He did the other scp killed people so he has to clean it up
69th like.
Nice.
Now someone has to clean him up.
Probably has
@@Pinefr0st 𝔃𝓮𝓹
Me: Types in Sprite Cranberry
Machine: *Out of range.*
*out of season
Types in "My Virginity"
294: *laughs in coffee*
Just get some from spritecranberry.net
@@fawnferret9130 Oh sweet! They actually have a website for it! I'm gonna order myself some sprite cranberry from spritecranberry.net!
@@fawnferret9130 why!?!?!?!
Imagine just chilling in a UFO with your Alien brethren and you see one just die because someone typed "Alien blood" in a cursed machine.
Found this gem randomly.
I am not disappointed.
Read the actual SCP file. Its a great addition to this video.
"I need you to taste and smell the samples for me, capisce?"
"Do I LOOK like a D-class to you?"
Lol
Well, it's JUST the Coffe Machine and unless they do something stupid, it's usually harmless.
TheBigHurt suprise me
@@KicksPregnantWomen Yes, like that.
Ita?
The part where he said “you got me drinking cat pee” got me 😭🤚
2:00 what is that music ? Sounds lovely and eerie at the same time.
Lady: hi what would you like to drink today?
Man: god
Me: Blood of The Lochness Monster and Alien blood please
Boom
Him: types God
The machine: *gives holy water*
Thats maybe why he killed himself
el maiki oh.
@SharkTank Someone triggered
Dr. Derek OH NO-
What about Satan?
he asked for god he got god
6:28 my man went god mode
It’s so funny about the fact he drank bleach and he’s still functioning and fine.
"I want a cup of joe"
Joe: wait NO NO NO NO NO-
if you didnt know the tag said his name was joe so he was pouring himself into a cup literally
D e a t h
Good thing he didn’t ask who Joe was
@SuperSpurgDALE Joe mama
@@plushiez_show8827 joe mama
0:09 Most advanced key card reader in the foundation.
Id card not key card
woosh
@@alekelenski mmm how was i whooshed?
the security guard is the "advanced keycard reader"
@@alekelenski unless the garud can see thru walls its impossible
This is probably one of my favorite SCP’S.
Him:YOU GOT DRINKING CAT PEE
Talk about Fatal mistakes: “cup of Joe” sorry joe better luck next time bud.
PrinxeGT joe mama
😤👌
I know, right?? Poor Joe!
According to the Official SCP page, Joe survived actually.
Kiefer Parnell his own blood in the machine 😭
Joe: Im thirsty
Cup of Joe: Im gonna end this mans whole carreer.
According to the wiki, you can recover from this after 4 weeks, so, i gess he's not dead.
Hole
Finally someone who readed the main article
Life*
Ye he drank his own blood,dna and everything thats in his body
SCP 343: *Clutches kidney*
Researcher: "What's wrong, what happened?"
SCP-343: " *I don't know* "
First person to type "clean energy efficient fuel that works in combustible engines" is a hero
Secretly there’s a guy in the machine peeing in the cup. Edit: jarate
V e r y F l a v o r !
W h a t T h e
IvanBro v e r y f l a v o r I n d e e d!
That's what I thought lol
Bear Grills would like this
Diamond
"OUT OF RANGE"
God
"Pft ez"
Diamonds can’t exist as a liquid, it can give liquid carbon but if it’s liquid it won’t be a diamond
@@TheBananaOverlord yeah but GOD
Good point
Mihael Čudak, yeah but LOGIC.
@@null2469 true
"you got me drinkin cat pee!?"
LMAO
What did you expect when typing "Surprise me" In a ominous coffee dispenser?
Coffee machine rule:
-you can transfer any kind of fluid from the universe to the coffee cup
-fictional fluid can't be transferred because they not exist
-only transferring a fluid, (can't transfer hard material)
-can transfer a gas
-do not drink God
how about Satan as a drink? I mean god is a drink, so Why not?
@@HeReS_JoHnNy-qc6vy well... that is a coctel... you can search it like coctel satanás.
But what does the god thing do I mean it made him kill himself but why??
@lRaziel1 no insanely it would create a LIQUID version of gases
it'd be liquid chlorine
It can even contain the fluids of an SCP who's acid melts through all substances (except SCP 294's cup).
He's just a innocent coffee machine that's just doing he's job
did you just refer to the coffee machine as "he"?
@@MarcusStaAnaBurSelF did you actually get offended because a COFFEE MACHINE was mentioned as a Male pronoun
TheLordo I'll still consider this as an r/wooosh, kinda, because there's an inside joke to it that you probably didn't understand.
@@MarcusStaAnaBurSelF now you're making up shit to make me look bad? Nice going fcking redditor
@@MarcusStaAnaBurSelF Also sarcasm is NOT the same as a joke, go get your mind together
SCP-294: **exists**
Dudes with a tolerance of more than 2: **write the vodka on the keyboard**
Imagine infinite coca cola
Is no one going to realize she didnt use a d-class personnel to do this
Guard was there, guard was fair.
The abnormality was considered safe before I guess
D-class personnel do not have qualifications to even touch the thing
They also broke 42 rules in the code of ethics
Huuuuuuuuuh(gasp) your right there are no D BOIS any where, unless the gaurd was the D BOI or class and he just got tricked or something
>be me
>janitor for SCP Foundation
>see coffee machine that can dispense almost anything
>type girlfriend
> error message pops up “literally no one wants to date in the entire galaxy”
>feelsbadman
Nah the error message would be " Out of range"
This is so sad, wanna sprite cranberry?
Even if there would be somebody who wants to date you, you will kill them by typing this. Ironic.
Feelsbad
Look on the bright side, now you can easily get gamer girl pee.
Joe: ooo a coffee machine
Also joe: *ASKS FOR A CUP OF JOE*
You know it’s good when there are 2 warnings before you can watch
Well now we know, don’t drink god!
Or joe
There's also several gods so he might have drunk some scarlet king.
Best than Gold
Allah or Jesus?
Sorry everyone. At this point everything is just not worth it- the consumer of the perfect drink
Guard: *Types in God
SCP-343: "I Don't feel so good"
nah fam, in SCP CB of you type God, well, n u k e
I just made the same comment lmao XD
Yes but he didn't specify what God. In the scp universe he could have just gotten a cup of the scarlet king
maladroit that’s the annoying thing about English language. You don’t have a separate word that means gods in general.
@@bowmanc.7439 well we technically do in a way, it's just a little confusing. Typically if you see someone talking about capital G God then they're usually referring to one god (typically the Christian God unless otherwise specified) whereas if you see someone talking about lowercase g god or gods they're referring to the concept of a god or multiple gods rather than a specific being. It's the difference between say the sentence "I will become a god" and "Let us all pray to God for salvation" so it's a bit confusing
Now imagine if someone just type "human's bl00d", just imagine and the whole earth reaction
why can't someone make an scp show already
SOON by amazon
C E L E R Y S O D A
* celery
*Lamp
yes brother
*fixed
Exists
Janitor name tag: Joe
Me that has read about this SCP : UH OH. . .
ikr? F
Hahahhahahahahaha you want some cup of Joe?
Joemama
Uh oh stinky
Haha, knew they gonna put it in, as soon as I saw the janitor.
The ending LMAO also Joe ends up Surviving the encounter
Chair: being normal doing nothing *bad*
Scp foundation: Bonjour.
They should actually make a netflix series on the scp foundation, it would be the best series ever
Some episodes can be like Black Mirror or Primeval, while others can be like Curb Your Enthusiasm or The Office.
@@ThornVangu frr!!!!!!!
If it was Hulu that made it, we all know that they would make one of the SCPs a gay rights activist
SCP the show season 1 the first hundred
There is a film about scp 096 made by MrKlay so you might like that
Warning: NEVER DRINK GOD IN A CUP
I would've just typed in: Invunerability
Tbh I actually thought he was gonna type God
Mabye he died because god sees right through people. So he saw through himself and saw all the bad
I read the original thing and they actually type "Blood of Christ" or something like that. So I also expected something like that xD
@@DaniAzakura it was just wine
The security guard briefly experienced omniscients and his mind was shattered at an existential scale. Very simple, but effective demonstration of Eldritch horror.
Also we don’t currently have enough of the “682 killer liquid” to kill that fucking lizard
bruh why did the "God" drink turn it into a kanye west music video
no one man should have all that power
@@peachcobbler641 get out
SCP 343 calls himself god.
Why does it look like the Drake sprite commercial
God's plan
When he typed in God, I was expecting 343 to pop out of the machine going "You called?"
173*
Chr0nic Fracture that’s peanut boi
@@superbklas I am sorry friend, I have failed peanut himself
@@onesingularmilk8868 I intended to type 343. Search it on the wiki.
peanut is god confirmed?
When you realize that a single coffee machine can confirm the existence of aliens.
The janitor's idea to request a Cup of Joe is literally the same as requested a cup of Death
SCP: You can try to drink almost anything!
that guy: I want to drink God
SCP: Out of everything seriously?
The spelling tho
@@hilarioussharkj yeah its antiything flldldld
gereksiz kadeh jdsnjdjdnsnskdnd edificándose Ieiek. 828338 xdddddd
@SCP 682 club penguin is kil
*no*
SCP 682 grama got ma frind
I love how uncoordinated this government facility is
What's funny is if you look more into the SCP foundation, they're actually like this. They make make discoveries on accident, they classify SCPS wrong, and more
They’re not a government facility, just their own organization collaborating with all the nations often made up of people with character doing it only because they know its for the better of humanity
This thing actually used to be in the break room
16pixelogo Have you seen Dr. Bright?
Laura Huynh Just give me a quarter and I can find a little bit of him
Bad idea joe shouldn’t have tested that out with yourself-
*types in water*
Some random security guy somewhere: *looks at plastic bottle* "Where did the water go?"
So my theory for the surprise me cup was that when she typed in "Surprise me", It sent a liquid that would surprise, shock, or scare her.
i think its more like a liquid a human {or even the fundation} can understand how it works. not necesary some evil but some every human be says: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?"
cannot*
@@martinlorca1944 From the SCP wiki page:
"Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase "surprise me". Device produced an opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been heated to approximately 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius."
@@nazemec Oh. Wow.
Where did you get this information? I don't think we can say that yet, we need more evidence.
*Cup of Joe*
Machine: *Joe Mama*
Joe: **dies**
no don't.
a tomato bursts through a wall
What about Yuri
THE JANITOR IS DEAD
Yesn't
Brilliant! Wonderful! After Volgun"s description, I knew this would be great.
I get it, at the end when the janitor drinks the cup, its using his blood and thats why he dies
If you work in the scp foundation, why wouldn't you believe in aliens??
Amnestics.
Ikr
Every SCP in the Foundation looks like an alien so i have no doubt that the "alien blood" was 096's
@@yureschede9692 Now i wonder... what if they order "096's blood", would it actually dispense anything?
Edit: I found a way to kill 682: order a cup of "liquid that can kill 682" and give it to him. Or maybe it just wont dispense
They did do the test with 682. They got a liquid called ''scp-682 killer'' and it did do damage. The main problem according to the log was getting enough. However, I think that 682 already has adapted to it so I dont think it will work anymore.
Casually sips from god
nothing weird
Thats gods piss damnit
you mean scp-343?
..... *Pulls out Gun and shoots self with zero hesitation*
Your picture like sex
Scp-295: **makes him think of god and for him to dispense it**
Him: “HI GOD!”
Imagine working for a secret organization tasked with protecting humanity from dangerous anomalies and you have to guard a coffee machine….
Dude shoulda just put coffee instead of put his name on it df
So true
A cup of joe is a common euphamism for coffee.
Though will admit, Joe putting it in himself was just dumb as all fuck
Or typing felis catus urina
Cup of joe reminds me of Albertstuff or Flamingo
F
*sees first few scenes*
"Wait a second am I on the right site"
blacked
Thought the same lmao
OMG, so me
Exactly
Blacked.com
Safe: It's damn as easy to contain
Euclid: It might escape
Keter: Can easily escape
Apollyon: just run
Thaumiel: use the keter SCP to contain itself
Explained: it has been explained
Neutralized: it's the same as Apollyon but the threat is gone
53: refers for Scranton preposal
"The Alien was a good cat. My bad dawg." - SCP Agent