Opie & Anthony: Intern David Romances a Married Woman on Facebook (02/18/09)
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- A transcript of Intern David's latest love affair is read and David is confronted with a phone call.
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You know David's mother dressed him in those shirts, straightening the collars and telling him how important it was to look respectable for the internship.
“Good pattern, plenty of it!”
You leave David's mother out of this.
MY DAVID
@@jimjambananaslam3596 She could have left that sperm that became him out of her womb, but she didn’t so she’s fair game
Dam it i have that shirt
Man I'm sure glad we got the callers' input. Nothing keeps the momentum going like a zinger from Fred from Brooklyn.
Haha
I smell "bit" !
Opie: Let’s go to the phones. 💥🚗
The worst part of every show..
No one could really train wreck the show quicker than Opie.
I imagine in an alternate universe David and Bobo are a devastating team of serial killers.
@Zack Ceasar haha was about to type the same thing
That’s this universe
Killers of ears and radio speakers
They probably are in this dimension.
Maybe David was the fuchachtive
David is just the best, he didn't even know how funny he was just being himself
David is a once in a life time golden gift that we needed more of.
You'd all be DEAD if it wasn't for my DAYVID!
The only acceptable “let’s go to the phones” was the David and Bobo show.
Robin Leach hang up was BRUTAL! I'm dying hahahah
Joshua Hammond
Joshua “Why would that cause you to die?” Hammond.
@@KC-bg1th so original
it was a wonderful cherry on top of an epic bit.
You can always tell when someone didn't laugh at something when they have to say "I'm dying hahahahaha" stop typing hahaha in comments.
@@alcoonslambag9999 wait are you saying he's lying? He took time to comment he laughed at something but in reality he didn't laugh and he's trying to fool all of us? This is a crazy idea, you realize?
"Can we double team her?"
Speechless.
“We have married listeners!” “We don’t have smart listeners. Or thin ones...” jimmy🖤
This is the kind of woman that finds a younger guy, manipulates him to fall in love with her and then convinces him to murder her husband.
The fact that Ron B just absolutely hated David for really no reason was one of the best things about David. Also…. David is almost 30 years old here. I thought he was a teenager.
Nah he was like 22 or something here I thought. Closer to 20 than 30 at least
@@jbo4547 I dunno, I’m pretty sure I found his worker profile for the gift shop and whatever age he is now, it put him at around 30 when these happened. Maybe 28.
@@673AWSF maybe 26 tops, but he certainly was not 30 years old when this aired. But eh, it doesnt Really matter but still lol
@@jbo4547 I think he was around 26 lol
@@jbo454726...
so no, closer to 30
David is one of those jews that make you think, "Those German propaganda posters totally nailed it."
you start thinking the Germans were right lol
@@Taureg they should have just booted them all out of their country though instead of killing 600,000 people though
Haha
I love you
@@Taureg i mean...they were obviously right. But we're not allowed to say that.
How did a straight-laced guy probably from a respectable family end up as an intern on possibly the most debaucherous show ever?
Laziness and lack of drive. His parents sheltered him from failure. As a result, he never learned how to be an adult, provide and take care of himself.
@@Women_Rock or more likely… he’s obviously on the spectrum.
@@SKa-tt9nm both of your are correct
He is almost intelligent bobo, barely above his intelligence level lmao
every david vid just makes me happy
Moses parted the Red Sea just so David could intern at the O and A show.
This killed me 💀
He gives me the Heeby-Jeebiez
It’s the look in his eyes; completely dead, devoid of soul. He looks possessed
David was one of the funniest people in the history of the show. Hope the young man is doing well
It was really because of the way they understood how to use him that made him so funny. And the spent so much time getting him on air. Many other interns may have been funny as well but they didnt get the air time David got. He will forever be a Legend.
@@JohnP74 did he ask you?
@@alcoonslambag9999 how dare you
Last time I checked, he is STILL a "coat checker" at the 9/11 memorial. His linked in says " school of broadcasting, CBS radio, yadda yadda". The guy never did ANYTHING after this.
@@randomconsumer4494 I’ve heard experiences of people talking to him at the 9/11 memorial and he just walks away when you ask him about the Opie and Anthony show
35:35 Opie: "Let me go to Matt in Washington."
Cue unfunny comment by caller, followed by an embarrassed half-laugh or conciliatory comment by Ant or Jim, followed closely by an attempt to regain the momentum that was just lost.
Yeah, Opie really keeps the show flowing smoothly with links like that.
Perfect assessment.
He steers the ship since he was 18...the Exxon Valdez had a better captain
Taureg Fucking Captain and Tennille had a better captain.
The absolute dogshit that is the Jim and Sam show as well as compound media proves that Opie did steer the ship. He isn't funny but he kept the show going.
@@poopballs7795 Jimmy and Ant would have been a show just as good as Opie and Anthony.
No shit Jim and fucking SAM sucks ass lol
And now shit Anthony alone sucks ass.
Has nothing to do with dopie
50 shades oy vey
50:45 "David why don't you sit down, why don't you put the zima down" 😂😂😂
And THIS is why they weren't allowed to interact with interns for a while.
Setting up my classroom with this playing loudly and my principal walks in right at 36:45 lol! Maybe I’ll use headphones tomorrow.
Scissors wouldn't cut that ring for shit
+Gobbersmack IF IT WAS SOLID GOLD IT WOULD BUT ITS FAKE BULLSHIT ( Pure gold is actually pretty soft ) you're right though it's more than likely some alloy that's hardened
+popstarmummy ...... Why did you take his comment seriously as if he was really concerned about whether the scissors would cut the ring? Lol wtf...
Probably because i'm the best trainable there ever was.
Stop doing that thing under the table.
Ooh literal Gobbersmack
there is a certain appreciation for bad phone calls. it hurts but it's radio that makes you feel something.
hahaha, when the husband calls in... what an "oh shit" moment
I love the David music.
David looks like Jew derosa
“She from Nigeria gonna give you 10 mill” 😂
tss she from fawkin bahamas gonna drain your cocnuts or sumthin
RIP Steve C
"That place Dirty Dancing was filmed". Lmfao, I'm dead....😂
The best hangup ever!
Anthony's referencing movies like its nobody's business
Why I never feel sorry for Opie (not everyone can have the raw off the cuff talent of Ant or Jim) is that, in over a decade of radio with them, he never bothered to brush up on any of the half dozen movies they kept quoting and riffing on. I would have been SO EASY to contribute that way, but no that was beyond Opie.
Imagine being offered millions for a job, and all you had to do was read off a piece of paper, watch half a dozen of the best movies ever made, and not interrupt the funny people in the room, then failing at ALL THREE.
@@dorpth acting lessons, singing lessons... Opie could have been a star! And he looked ridiculous... And a man in his position cannot afford to be made to look... Ridiculous!
23:08
''what do you daydream about? that youre the president?'' ''Of a bank!?'' Ant is too quick
"Rob" did a very unconvincing job of pretending to be the husband
drlawitts
Thankfully, part of having Aspergers means you can’t read into things and take everything literally.
It was Rob Nennington.
@@abedean8980 lmao "rob nennington"
@@WaldoBagelTopper that wasn't funny
Thanks
He's eating cake. Sam made him sit down and eat a whole pan of birthday cake and he couldn't leave till he finished.
d d he spent so long fucking with the interns so the hosts wouldn’t make fun of him, and now he does the exact same thing as a host. He’s such a bully wielding his power
@@tylerao to be totally fair, if any of us had Sam's hairline and bone structure, we'd be some mean motherfuckers
Best part about that is that wasn’t even a bit when they were on the show, Sam did that on his own free time lol
I would've loved it if Patrice was in studio to break this shit down and completely slam David.
Ronnie Hill Fuck you.
+Ronnie Hill lmao you fuck go change that avatar then you self hating black man
Omg that would be great
MrAmmanas he did
“Knock it off, Spade.”
That you're the President?
...of a bank
brilliant by Anthony
Harry Lime 15:22
@@seancallahan603 I don't even remember this.
I'm here from 2021, it's clear that not hiring Dave was the beggining of the end for O&A. So much content coming from this wierdo.
His people do control the media so that could have kept them on the air longer too.
Him and bobo were the pillars of the show
@@Petergonzaleztv
They can't see godammnit. Their eyes are going crazy. They went to the doctor but he's an *asshole.* They'll bring all their shoes and glasses with them to the examination so they'll have them.
@@vincemcmahonreadskoran3120 is there a story behind your username
The Adam Friedland protege
there'll never be another intern david
ALLLLLRIGHT, ALLLLLLRIGHT, ALLLLLLRIGHT. fuckin cumia
This guy made JD sound like George Clooney.
Heebee Kikeburger
David should’ve been hired full time
he sounds like Mandark from Dexters Lab
fantasize? I'll take a medium.
Boooooooooooo BE MORE FUNNY
Good one chip…
36:43 Jimmy's Travis the chimp stuff was great
They let David do his dumb production just for a lead up to talk about his Facebook mistress
Love it
lol That awful _"thanks.."_
31:16
McLevin
8:49 Thirsty mice call-back after Ant bomb. Never heard that one before
Dayvit, my Dayvit!!!
Everything about this was fucking hilarious
damn I really wanted to know the price of that house!
Since he was 18
It's funny that you put that other picture up because David strikes me as what Edward Scissorhands would have been if Vincent Price had finished him instead of keeling over halfway through. Just a mechanical, socially-inept dolt in a sensible button-up.
That was one of the most painful, cringe-inducing things I've had to endure. The fact that he read that out loud without a tinge of embarrassment or shame, my god he's so pathetic.
Funny though
The Bobo bit was worse.
Who made you listen? You chose to "endure" it.
@Rob Limbor Cry more, bitch.
YOU KNEW DEN!!!! ...andyoudidnothing!
he looks like the Mclovin kid
Greg Gutfield ssssssstinks
But he would drop you with a shot to the solar plexus.
I’ve lost count of the number of times he has missed the point of some gag, or tried to steer the show away from some topic, only to have Ant and/or Jimmy pull it back because their comedic sensibilities tell them there is more ‘gold’ there.
Ant: gag
Jim: gag
Ant: gag
Jim: gag
Ant: gag
Opie: *feeling rising impotence* “Let’s go over to Bob from Schenectady…”
Cue inward groan from everyone else in the studio.
Seven years later this comment still helps people who weren't there to understand
@@danielj.broberg2328 to*
@@chrisaltobelli Thanks it's corrected now. I'm usually very anal about the difference between "to" and "too"
@@danielj.broberg2328 no problem also a stickler for to and too myself, glad you didn't take it as an insult.
@@chrisaltobelliyou guys are to much
“He’s one of those Jews that has pyramid dust under his fingernails “
RIP Patrice
Way to butcher a quote
That's not what he said. "One of those Jews" idiot!
Really good try.
How many times have they ambushed our David with a 'married' broad ? 2 or 3 ?
Naughty Jew, eat that lobster!
"Bennington, I need to hide out in here for a little while! That okay?!"
39:05 Yet another example of how well 'Opie the radio guy' keeps the show running smoothly.
When are people going to stop believing that it's Opie who is responsible for the smooth running of the show? It's incredibly easy to find multiple examples in every show that refute this myth.
8 years after this comment and it’s painfully clear the sum was greater than the parts. Ants network is dreck top to bottom. Opie is toast. Jim and Sam is virtually unlistenable. It may not be completely true about Opie steering the ship, but there’s something to it. Anything any of them do right now is awful without the other people.
David is as punctual as a schwartza!
david is such a nerd.. but you gotta love 'em
Jimmy in the background, sounding like he's going to pass out laughing.
47:00, fucking magical
4:05 poor lil stevie c
Did the husband Rob ever come down to the studio?
David and Bobo should be roommates forever
I’m not 100% onboard with all of the Opie bashing but holy fuck does he brong this one to a screeching halt over and over.
David reminds me of PLENTY OF PEOPLE who exist nowadays.
"He's got no game."
This is an entire generation who have been given dating advice that doesn't apply anymore.
The hell is your problem? Why dickhead for this reason? Everything has changed.
It sounds like Greg Gutfeld from Red eye.
"My Darling" ugh... I'm pretty sure if he knew where she lived he would've sent her a ring.
He probably went the wrong way on the train since he usually doesn't take the train
my condolences to david
anyone think this is hack? they're usually skeptical when a caller claims to be someone with information or the person that they're talking about. What was the info that Ant got that confirmed he was the husband??
No shit…
It was a bit. Just like when the other “husband” burst in as David was getting grinded on and the “wife” had her tits out in his face😂
Lmao
This so has to be a bit. There's no way this can be a real woman hitting up David
She's just fucking with him.
I don’t think she was hitting on him. I think she was putting him because he’s autistic or whatever he’s got going on, and just trying to be nice by giving him some attention at a time of year where it can be grim to be reminded of just how alone you are. I think her intentions were good but not very well thought through.
Pitying*
I forgot how good this was 😂😂😂😂😂
You knew then!
....and you did nothing....
How awesome was Patrice and Jimmy's discussion of that movie.
He sounds like a real life rick from rick and Morty
tell someone you don't watch Rick and Morty by saying David sounds like the real life version of the wrong character...
@@chrisaltobelli oops haha. I’ve only seen a few episodes so yeah you’re 100% right 😂😂
@@kdawg9190 Lol all good, and good on you for owning up to it.
My favorite part is when the flow is interrupted by a caller.
52:55 53:45 54:20 54:43 55:24 56:01
david go on and smooth thiings over lmao
Looks exactly how he sounds.
"He has no pimp hand" - CSK
That reading was great
Is there a part two to this??
Very funny bit.
David my David!
This is just too funny.
Jimmy lol 😆
So does anyone know what happened to David? was he brutally murdered?
Sadly no. He now works for the 9/11 Memorial museum as a visitor services host. It's a shame he wasn't on one of the actual 9/11 flights.
+TheGr8one1022 I agree. Or in one of the buildings, covered in thermite paint.
DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY DAVID THAT WAY!
9/11 memorial would be nothing without my David!!!
He died of a fentanyl overdose in 2017.
You know David would never fall for the Nigeria scam. We all know why....
Can someone explain the Robin Leach thing to me? I lold but didn't know why :P
‘I lolled......I DON’T KNOW WHY!’