my philosophy is: I'll give you the respect you earn. Everyone deserves to be treated like a human being but beyond that you will have to earn my respect. So if someone takes a swing at you, swing back. Don't start sh** but sure as hell finish it.
Omg Aussie Ben in trouble!! My dad for a fact wouldn’t fight alone either he would get my MEXICAN mother who would 100% grab a sandal!! Aww boor Ben I demand that u accept virtual hugs!! Awesome work!!
😂😂😂 oh my god not the chancla!!! My mum's Peruvian and my dad's Venezuelan, and while I don't think they'd hit him, they'd definitely yell and cuz him out enough so that he's terrified to leave his room for at least a week
Sorry I don't think that is funny. Some people have a bad relationship with there dad and you bringing it up is making them feel bad. You are honestly rude.
Well, my dad passed away 8 years ago. He was a good man. Both of my parents were accepting of my husband shortly after he proposed to me. My dad told me to have the wedding before the snow flies. The kicker: my wedding was held the day before my birthday. He even danced with me at our reception. My husbands family was accepting of me, even with a pierced nose and a tattoo.
Why would my dad do this tho 🤦🏾♀️ he's been treating my male friends since kindergarten. Also how tf did you survive that man is insane Edit: Be the one that tears my family apart lmao it's already been shredded to pieces
Fact number 1 : Yes ! I want to marry you ! Fact number 2 : On our wedding day, my dad will keep his wrinckled ass at his home and miss the best day of my life. And I won’t even be sorry for that 😎
Ben: he’s your father, I’d never take a swing at him Me: YOU FREAKIN SHOULD HAVE!!! AFTER WHAT THAT HAIRY PITTED MANS DID TO ME I WOULDA CAUSED SOME DAMAGE!!! Also me: *knows I would just curl up in a ball too*
Ben: *talking about talking to my dad* Me: *not even knowing if the dude is alive* “if you found him, you better leave him wherever he is. I ain’t seen him in 20 years, don’t need to see him now.”
I really do love your videos so much I love listening to them I do every night and it keeps me calm I always somehow smile or laugh and I'm glad I do ty for taking your time to read this I hope you have a great day ☺
Dude my dad is hunter and he has a full on shotgun on his wall and full on animal heads on is wall so if my boyfriend started a fight with him he would never see the light of day 😂
"And you do have a Realationship with him" Me:no I don't me and him hardly get along and he is a Narsasis so he don't care about how I feel majority of the time😅😂
Sure, my dad can get mad, but trust me. He is like a Teddy bear with me! What did you do to make him that mad? Don't tell me you told him Hull City or Mercedes is bad. I told you not to talk to him about football or Formula 1! Why didn't you listen to me!
Me *having gotten slapped over and over again as a kid as a form of punishment from my dad* Ben: “no offence to your old man, but he doesn’t hit very hard” Me: “your on drugs mate, or you just have a really high pain tolerance”
Ben I accidentally skipped a ad and im sorry I didn't mean to..I'm so use to skipping them but being apart of the #noskiptribe is kinda weird and I'm sorry I promise I won't do it again😔sorry
Great audio as per usual, BatBen; I'm still Batman! 🖤 #noskiptribe Not to be a buzzkill, but it's... kind of disheartening and hard to absorb the lot of us in here without fathers... 😕
Wait wait wait you where never introduced to dad. I... Im not going to lie i understand why he would be upset about that but he still shouldn't have hit you. I guess its a good reason so here more cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Sir, my father is 46 years old, 230 pounds, and has *many* scars from past fights- he has one on the back of his head cause he got hit with a crowbar 😃
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He’s your father and you love him.
Us with daddy issues. “ weeeeell about that”
Exactly me and my ✨Sperm Donor✨ don't get alone like that to my ✨Incubator's✨ disappointment but she can suck it up
You took the words right out of my mouth😂
So fucking true
This comment had me SCREAMINGGGGG!!!
I am your hundredth like hehe
Ben:"The fight was with your father..." Me: "How are you still alive?"
Because he's BatBen
still trying to find out how he found my dad
i cant even find him
Was my dad in the parent lost and found or smth????????
No cause thats what I thought- also the people in the comments just need to look in the lost and found
Fr my dad would pull out the 9
You found my dad?! Holy shit, I’ve been looking for that guy for the 24 years that I’ve been on this earth.
"I got in a fight with your father..."
Me af: "AND YOU LIVED!??! Awww he likes you!!"
Same 😂
HAHA
Him: “the fight was with your father.”
Me: ... did you win?
Ben how the heck did you get into a fight with my dead father?!
Ben: Babe...I got into a fight with your father.
Me: Damnit, dad, you always do this!
My nonexistent dad:
My dad doesn’t accept me... fight with him all you want I’ll get the popcorn 🍿
Girl hold my bag Imma fight him too 🤺🏌🏾♀️ finna Sangwoo his ankles
@@agereartist3763 go for the heart... he breaks mine everyday 😂
Lol
@@agereartist3763 I wanna come alao
@@Ellie-sq2bx my parents are dead so Ben doesn't have to fight them
my philosophy is: I'll give you the respect you earn. Everyone deserves to be treated like a human being but beyond that you will have to earn my respect. So if someone takes a swing at you, swing back. Don't start sh** but sure as hell finish it.
"he is your father and you love him"
Me and my father who doesn't even look at each other:...........
Hey Aizawa-Sensi, How are ya?
@@ArJHill fine.................how are you???
....
@@allmight5254 ................
@@mr.aizawa7205 .........................
Me to my dad “LISTEN HERE YOU WONDERFUL FATHER MAN, I LOVE YOU BUT I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH TO MARRY THIS MAN”
Ben you were supposed to fight my mom not my dad!!!🤦🏾♀️I thought you remembered the plan!!!😭
Omg Aussie Ben in trouble!! My dad for a fact wouldn’t fight alone either he would get my MEXICAN mother who would 100% grab a sandal!! Aww boor Ben I demand that u accept virtual hugs!! Awesome work!!
😂😂😂 oh my god not the chancla!!! My mum's Peruvian and my dad's Venezuelan, and while I don't think they'd hit him, they'd definitely yell and cuz him out enough so that he's terrified to leave his room for at least a week
I love this! I also love the fact that 80% of the people in the comments don’t have a dad! 🤣
Same
T-T
Sorry I don't think that is funny. Some people have a bad relationship with there dad and you bringing it up is making them feel bad. You are honestly rude.
@Vanir okay?
@Vanir LMAO💀💀
*AUSSIE BEN IS ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL! SUCH CRYSTAL CLEAR SOUNDS!*
*HE REALLY INSPIRES ME TO WORK HARDER IN MY ASMR VIDEOS.*
Aw you’re too kind!
SAME
@@aussiebenasmr Ben how the heck did you get into a fight with my dead father?!
Well, my dad passed away 8 years ago. He was a good man. Both of my parents were accepting of my husband shortly after he proposed to me. My dad told me to have the wedding before the snow flies. The kicker: my wedding was held the day before my birthday. He even danced with me at our reception. My husbands family was accepting of me, even with a pierced nose and a tattoo.
“You do love him and have a relationship with him”
He was in Brazil while I was being pushed out in the US man
Why would my dad do this tho 🤦🏾♀️ he's been treating my male friends since kindergarten. Also how tf did you survive that man is insane
Edit: Be the one that tears my family apart lmao it's already been shredded to pieces
We neeeeeed part 2! Maybe a collab with Cardlinaudio or Notwhorosethinks!
Great stuff Ben 💞
Fact number 1 : Yes ! I want to marry you !
Fact number 2 : On our wedding day, my dad will keep his wrinckled ass at his home and miss the best day of my life. And I won’t even be sorry for that 😎
Boi/gurl/nonbinary person! Ben is going to marry me
“The fight was with your father-“
Bish how- he’s in jail- how did ya have a fight with my father if he’s in jail-
Me having an estranged father: honestly glad my mom was with you lol.
I love how you have it when you want to do it right.
I am speeeedddd
Him: the fight was with ur father
Me: BOLD OF U ASSUME A HAVE A FATHER AHHSHAHD.
Btw: loving the audio so far😍👑
oh wow you got in a fight with my father yet he's not complaining about it to anyone? shocker 🙄
One dislike is our dad and we all know it
Bahahaha
Speed of sound sonic!!! Lol.
Oh god, this is strikingly accurate to my dad-
“I got in a fight with your dad” welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, did you win?
Wait my dad? How did you find him?!?!
Tf did you do to get a 55 year old man who watches Rick and Morty all day?😂 Thats what im wondering lmao
I'M EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!
I just started this and all but great audio!! 😊❤️
Ben: he’s your father, I’d never take a swing at him
Me: YOU FREAKIN SHOULD HAVE!!! AFTER WHAT THAT HAIRY PITTED MANS DID TO ME I WOULDA CAUSED SOME DAMAGE!!!
Also me: *knows I would just curl up in a ball too*
Hope you have a good day Ben🥰
My parents didn't raised me... I just imagine he's arguing with my Aunt 😉
I was having a shitty day. I havent been feeling the best because of my body dysphoria and mental issues. This made me so much happier #noskiptribe
Thank you for the no skip!
Oh um about that my parents doesn't allow me to get a boyfriend until I'm 50😪✋
“He’s your father, I would never take a swing at him”
Me: “ BUT WHY”
Ben: “ got into a fight with your dad “
Me: 🥱 same what’s new lol 😂
YUH IM HERE BABY 🧍🏻♀️
I had a fight with your dad
*Surprised pikachu face* Did you win?
I THOUGHT IT MEANT A VERBAL FIGHT!!!
Nope. He kicked our poor Ben’s ass 🥺
Ben: *talking about talking to my dad*
Me: *not even knowing if the dude is alive* “if you found him, you better leave him wherever he is. I ain’t seen him in 20 years, don’t need to see him now.”
Babe I got into a fight with your dad...
Me: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
When you come from a protective family😅😂
Omg I feel you 😂
YAY BEN UPLOADED 😊☺️❤️
AHHHH HE LIKED MY COMMENT 😊
Lol oh the look in my eye is just the thought of murder of my “sperm donor” been needing to do that for years now anyway!
I really do love your videos so much I love listening to them I do every night and it keeps me calm I always somehow smile or laugh and I'm glad I do ty for taking your time to read this I hope you have a great day ☺
I really respect your audio and it was really good
But every line just got me for example " ur a good kisser"💀
Dude my dad is hunter and he has a full on shotgun on his wall and full on animal heads on is wall so if my boyfriend started a fight with him he would never see the light of day 😂
Me : You got in a fight with my dada and you still alive
R.E.S.P.E.C.T +15 🤝
I went through surgery today so this is a really good audio to listen to while resting 😂
I think you dropped this 👑 ÙwÚ part 2 please?
"And you do have a Realationship with him" Me:no I don't me and him hardly get along and he is a Narsasis so he don't care about how I feel majority of the time😅😂
Me: *calls Dad up and chews him out from the safety of our apartment*
We definitely need a part 2.
My dad won’t punch, he’ll fight you with words until he win
Me with a father who left when I was little: “so about that family- I kinda don’t have one-“
My dad if i got a boyfriend/Husband/Girlfriend/Wife: Aight good for you
My dad if they were to even touch me: IMA GET A BELY
I swear the intro hypes me up love it😗😂
As a dad's girl it's kinda hard to believe that....
We go with it tho 😂
I know this is random but can you make a comfort audio for a mental breakdown not trauma but that breakdown that everybody has every few months
ben: your dad said how dare you do this behind her back
me: military man. need I say more
Sure, my dad can get mad, but trust me. He is like a Teddy bear with me! What did you do to make him that mad? Don't tell me you told him Hull City or Mercedes is bad. I told you not to talk to him about football or Formula 1! Why didn't you listen to me!
LOVE IT BUT IF IS NOT TO MUCH A PART 2 WERE U HERE US ON THE PHONE WITH OUR DAD 😁😁😁PLS
Ben:I got into a fight with your dad
Me:Why aren’t you in the hospital??
My dads hispanic so it would make sense why he did that.....
Anyone else's dad mexican or very protective?
Me *having gotten slapped over and over again as a kid as a form of punishment from my dad*
Ben: “no offence to your old man, but he doesn’t hit very hard”
Me: “your on drugs mate, or you just have a really high pain tolerance”
You don’t swing BUT I DO MOVE BISH
I love the fact that you had a fight with my nonexistent dad
What can I say, I’m a miracle worker
@@aussiebenasmr 😂
Well i love my dad but.... he's normally not at home...
Sorry dude..... My Dad has been bye bye for about 7 years.
Hi love this ship ahhhh
Pffft I can’t imagine my dad throwin hands he’s the most passive guy I know. My MOM on the other hand 0_0
Hiii😁
Ben I got in a fight with your dad
Me:WAIT HIS ALIVE😭 WERE IS HE I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
Ben: But what about your father? He would kill me!
The psychopath in me: *not if I kill him first* 😈
Yes
If my dad hit you, my mum must have almost killed you...
*Eats popcorn, while listening*
wait you found my dad? damn.. i’ve been seeking him for years..
Can we get a yandere roleplay next ??? :'3
(Also: Ben, do you also like anime like you like marvel ? :3)
Ben: The fight..was with your father
Me: Which one?
Ben I accidentally skipped a ad and im sorry I didn't mean to..I'm so use to skipping them but being apart of the #noskiptribe is kinda weird and I'm sorry I promise I won't do it again😔sorry
Uhm...you *survived* ?! Wow...I'm a huge fan
Edit: #NoSkipTribe
Thank you!!
Ben... how did you fight a ghost????
I wouldn't blame you for fighting my dad I wish I could sometimes😒
i took one look at this and i just said
yea that would probably happend :3
Aussie, Dude, Man, REALLY?!
WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM JAPANESE FATHERS?-
Great audio as per usual, BatBen; I'm still Batman! 🖤 #noskiptribe
Not to be a buzzkill, but it's... kind of disheartening and hard to absorb the lot of us in here without fathers... 😕
If u gotten in fight with my dad. I pray for u .He dosent like fighting ,but if somone hurts somone who he loves than it is not good .
my daddy issues tho... he's just so.....
👨🏻🤜🏼👩🏻
Me *reading the title* HOW ARE YOU ALIVE SIR?!?!?!?!
My dad would do that tbh coz he wants to protect me..... I tell him that’s it’s my life not his and he shouts and screams at me
What's a dad?
So you think I have a dad haha yeah about that
Wait wait wait you where never introduced to dad. I... Im not going to lie i understand why he would be upset about that but he still shouldn't have hit you. I guess its a good reason so here more cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
Sir, my father is 46 years old, 230 pounds, and has *many* scars from past fights- he has one on the back of his head cause he got hit with a crowbar 😃
Oh…..
@@aussiebenasmr Yeah… 😭
God what did he do this time let me handle him he can be a bit of a nut sometimes okay but need minutes of silence while I talk to him! 😌
How did you fight with a man ive never met?
No are you ok?
My dad: Baby I'm not even here I'mma hallucination
Me:👁️💧👄💧👁️
Me wondering how they fought because my dad didn't speak English 🤔
So who won the fight 🤔 😂