You're Wrong About Object Classes

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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2019
  • There's actually audio of me ranting about this stuff for almost 20 more minutes but I cut it out.
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  • @1224chrisng
    @1224chrisng Před 4 lety +957

    Safe: smallpox in a frozen grave in the arctic
    Euclid: smallpox in the old world
    Keter: smallpox in the new world
    Explained: smallpox after microscopes
    Neutralized: smallpox after vaccines

    • @williamwebb580
      @williamwebb580 Před 4 lety +130

      Thaumiel: smallpox after it kills off all the anti-vaxers

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 Před 4 lety +49

      Thaumiel: another disease that would eat the smallpox

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 Před 4 lety +22

      *_the smallpox explanation_*

    • @warcedric2263
      @warcedric2263 Před 4 lety +3

      Thaumil: smallpox in that one kid who has anti-vax parents

    • @TheMadmanAndre
      @TheMadmanAndre Před 4 lety +3

      Ticonderoga: Al Gore suffering from Smallpox.

  • @ourladypeace3
    @ourladypeace3 Před 4 lety +796

    If there’s anything we know about SCP, it’s that we’re wrong about it.

    • @LanaduT
      @LanaduT Před 4 lety +47

      We're propably wrong about that too

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear Před 4 lety +16

      Dr.Cimmerian: You're wrong

    • @kirstyshadowdancer5095
      @kirstyshadowdancer5095 Před 4 lety +11

      That depends. The SCP community is a growing and changing memetic organism. As more people become aware of it the protocols have to adapt and change. So there's plenty of opportunity to be wrong about stuff.

    • @Hoodsonbr
      @Hoodsonbr Před 4 lety +3

      Memetic SCP that makes what people know/believe about it suddenly become incorrect, therefore it is always something different than what people believe to be. Class: Cimmerian.

    • @whentheroach9964
      @whentheroach9964 Před 4 lety +1

      mean while Dr. Cimmerian: your wrong about existence

  • @rockwellcat
    @rockwellcat Před 4 lety +377

    Normal SCP User: Hey you know tha-
    Dr. Cimmerian: *You're wrong about...*

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta Před 4 lety +7

      More like hey scp is like..
      *Slapped in the face by doc c*
      _your wrong_

    • @seanw1186
      @seanw1186 Před 4 lety

      Your going down Rommel

    • @rockwellcat
      @rockwellcat Před 4 lety

      @@seanw1186 Nein

    • @autooctavia133
      @autooctavia133 Před 4 lety

      Dr. Bright...? What did you break this time, why are you here? What have you done?

    • @SCP-zp8jz
      @SCP-zp8jz Před 4 lety

      When is the next test?

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze Před 4 lety +137

    *Cimmerian has been affected by a memetic hazard that causes him to refute all claims of knowledge on any subject.*

  • @jacobalexanderselth2302
    @jacobalexanderselth2302 Před 4 lety +817

    Cimmerian: there is no "super-keter"
    Apollyon: am I a joke to you?!

    • @reverendfawkes6138
      @reverendfawkes6138 Před 4 lety +53

      Cimmerian: See, here's where you're wrong about -j...

    • @haeilsey
      @haeilsey Před 4 lety +101

      Apollyon isn't super-keter because apollyon by definition can not be contained or stopped

    • @BankerPaul
      @BankerPaul Před 4 lety +44

      Appolyon is what he meant by "super keter."

    • @SlendyWinky
      @SlendyWinky Před 4 lety +2

      Wasnt apollyon like the more dangerous keter not harder to contain

    • @thetyrant5669
      @thetyrant5669 Před 4 lety +49

      @@SlendyWinky apollyon is impossible to contain/it WILL activate no matter what you do

  • @fogofwaroneverest240
    @fogofwaroneverest240 Před 4 lety +240

    Best object class: -Awesome- Totally Safe

    • @thetyrant5669
      @thetyrant5669 Před 4 lety +20

      We keep it down in Room ███ in the basement of Building ██ at Site-██. The password is ███████.

    • @evelynngaming2380
      @evelynngaming2380 Před 4 lety +18

      It is to be submerged ▇▇▇▇ kg of ▇▇▇▇▇▇ just so it doesn't ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ and spill pepsi on Dr. ▇▇▇▇▇▇

    • @oguzomlet906
      @oguzomlet906 Před 4 lety +6

      No i think the best object class is keter oh god kill it

    • @Chicken_Butt001
      @Chicken_Butt001 Před 4 lety

      KUOG that’s my object class

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr Před 3 lety

      What about apollyon

  • @rndm2655
    @rndm2655 Před 4 lety +293

    "What about Apollyon?"
    - the comments section
    Time to be wrong about Apollyon I guess

    • @thaddeuskobylarz8519
      @thaddeuskobylarz8519 Před 4 lety +4

      Uh oh

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 4 lety

      I mean, that's not like the wiki had a whole page about canon classification or anything

    • @duulga1290
      @duulga1290 Před 3 lety +1

      apollyon: apollyon class means that the foundation has no way of containing the scp or something like that

  • @jessezeller-davis7699
    @jessezeller-davis7699 Před 4 lety +160

    Of the esoteric classes the only one that makes since is Archon, as having anomalies that are required for the world to function is an interesting idea. Although knowing how the Foundation operates they would slap it in a box and call it Keter anyways.

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 Před 4 lety

      Jesse Zeller-Davis You’d be surprised

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +13

      Jesse Zeller-Davis
      Never read an Archon before.
      I wonder if Death would be considered an Archon, since it is containable (Omega-K), it is a being (in multiple hubs), & it can be avoided (many many immortal SCPs).

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Před 4 lety +3

      Is the Architect technically Archon then?

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Tinkering4Time To a degree, yes.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 Před 4 lety +1

      Reminds me of End of Death Scenario and that SCP where someone feels what happens to every atom of their body after they die and one of the O5'straight up saying, "We should declare human death as a Keter-class SCP." It would also make sense for immortals to be a thing, just get out of the anomaly's effect.

  • @kirstyshadowdancer5095
    @kirstyshadowdancer5095 Před 4 lety +65

    I always took the Safe, Euclid, Keter to be a reflection of hazard safety protocols in the workplace.
    1. Lowest level - Remove the item, put the item away. Any person can do this and one the hazard is removed/contained it is no longer a threat.
    2. Medium Level - Training and Education. Dealing with this hazard requires specialised training, and handling/cleaning up should be left to a professional to prevent additional risk.
    3. High level - The Hazard can only be contained or used by people using specialised PPE or equipment and Anybody not qualified or experienced with said equipment should not be in the area.
    In that regard an 0. "Neutralized" and 4."Uncontained" make sense as a risk or hazard can also be neutralized, and no longer requires a hazard protocol, and if the situation is still an ongoing threat it would be unconstrained or a 'live' hazard using work health safety protocols. .

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Před 4 lety +6

      Kirsty Shadowdancer this parallels what I just wrote above in many ways:
      “It almost sounds like an argument can be made that the object classes are aggregated from prior systems from pre-Foundation groups. I think it can be stated that the class names can describe perceptual relationships between Foundation personnel and anomalies.
      Safe: YOU CAN LOCK IT IN A SAFE AND IT IS NOT A PROBLEM.
      Euclid: easy shorthand description that it can be contained with “Euclidean” aka normalistic, understandable systems. It may be crazy-deep formerly-theoretical physics, but its physics.
      Keter: This stuff is OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, MORTAL. The kind of thing that requires anomalistic phenomena to contain.
      Thaumiel: the “anti-keter”, but not so much dualistic (Good v. Evil) as a toolbox of anomalies (literal and metaphorical *applied phlebotinum*) for handling and containing anomalies that require a Keter designation. Thaumiel is a classification useful to personnel that make plans and executive decisions regarding Securing, Containing, and Protecting.”

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 Před 4 lety +6

      In universe, the Foundation would still keep records of neutralized SCPs, if not just for looking back at their past history, what is to say that a "neutralized" SCP wouldn't become revived/reactivated?

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 Před 4 lety +37

    A nuclear bomb in a box that nobody knows about is Safe.
    A text file that explains how to make a nuclear bomb which people know you're in position of is Euclid.
    A chain email which sends itself automatically to everyone it can and which becomes a nuclear bomb when viewed is Keter.

  • @aa01blue38
    @aa01blue38 Před 4 lety +279

    Safe: Not actually safe but whatever
    Euclid: Yep it moves
    Keter: The most dangerous class. Require huge amounts of resources and effort to contain.
    Apollyon: scru u

    • @lunarsorrow6966
      @lunarsorrow6966 Před 4 lety +16

      F. C. archeon: you can, but dont

    • @JazzyWaffles
      @JazzyWaffles Před 4 lety +13

      @@lunarsorrow6966 Ticonderoga: I mean... sure? I guess you can if you want to? But why would you want to?

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 Před 4 lety +23

      Thaumiel: I am the box

    • @lunarsorrow6966
      @lunarsorrow6966 Před 4 lety +18

      Kannonball neutralized: it ded

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 Před 4 lety +11

      @@lunarsorrow6966 Explained: We know u now.

  • @Phagastick
    @Phagastick Před 4 lety +210

    "You're wrong about KETER pronounciation" when?

  • @EbolaGranola
    @EbolaGranola Před 4 lety +92

    Apollyon class is like my dirty, guilty pleasure on the wiki. I love reading articles with it.

    • @matthewfanous8468
      @matthewfanous8468 Před 4 lety +7

      I really liked when day breaks. It was extremely well written, and pretty scary.

    • @yellowpig1026
      @yellowpig1026 Před 4 lety +1

      scp 3999 is great example of this

    • @nevereverbg4557
      @nevereverbg4557 Před 3 lety

      Yea i read the whole serie 1 scp's

  • @BomberJacknut
    @BomberJacknut Před 4 lety +19

    Safe: probably won’t come out of the box
    Euclid: Might come out of the box if you’re not careful
    Keter: will almost definitely come out of the box at some point, even if you’re careful
    Thaumiel: IS the box
    Apollyon: suddenly there is no box and everyone is dead and everything is on fire

    • @Countcomfortable
      @Countcomfortable Před rokem

      Better description of Apollyon: If you, the world, and everyone you have ever loved is on fire and no cosmic fire extinguishers exist to put it out, it’s Apollyon

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad

    I hate that people slap Keter on anything dangerous. If you have a button that would melt the universe, than it would be safe, as it is easy to contain

  • @wagerobot5231
    @wagerobot5231 Před 4 lety +84

    That chart of object classes looks really complicated. I look forward to seeing if Cimmerian can break it all down.

    • @amazoncouch7116
      @amazoncouch7116 Před 4 lety +20

      Spoiler alert: he doesn't explain/break it down at all

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +4

      I’m disappointed it doesn’t have “Glorious”

    • @wagerobot5231
      @wagerobot5231 Před 4 lety +3

      He explains the basic classes anyone reading the wiki absolutely has to know, but I was hoping he'd go into detail about other. He could have talked about unusual classes he has used. SCP-4113 is class Hera

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall Před 4 lety +4

      The chart is very self explanatory actually. It doesn't have every object class that has been used, there's too many to put in a small flow chart, but it does show the more notable ones, explain them and give examples of what they are.

    • @co8wei
      @co8wei Před 4 lety

      Most of them are one off classess that can be pretty much ignored. It's not complicated at all if you take them out.

  • @Hailix4240
    @Hailix4240 Před 4 lety +318

    Alt title: cimmerian forgers about appolyon for 11 minuets.

    • @wizzaman2675
      @wizzaman2675 Před 4 lety +31

      Hailix Apollyon is a super Keter

    • @rndm2655
      @rndm2655 Před 4 lety +66

      Apollyon is a bit of a hot topic for the on-site community, and it's been debated if it should be considered a standard object class, though a large portion of the fanbase has already started treating it that way, largely due to a few popular articles utilizing it (When Day Breaks; 3999; 2317, the original Apollyon, before it was changed by the author years after it was posted). Calling it Super Keter kind of undermines the point of Apollyon; it's generally treated as an admission of defeat, to signify something is completely uncontainable, with no room for damage control.
      Really though, esoteric classes as a whole kind of deserve their own video at this point.

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls Před 4 lety +46

      I was expecting the video to end with, "Oh, and also there's Apollyon. *Fuck Apollyon.*"

    • @thepoetoffall7820
      @thepoetoffall7820 Před 4 lety +6

      Alt alt tittle: Hailix forgets how to spell “forgets” for at least 1 hour.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +13

      Rand Omper Son if it’s treated as an admission of defeat, that seems to go against foundation principles. Like there’s a sleeping sea slug 2000 km long in the ocean that the foundation admits if it woke up they couldn’t do anything to stop it, but it’s still classified as “Keter”.
      I think Keter is supposed to mean “we cannot contain it well or at all, so we better get researching to find ways of containing it better”. Because that’s what the foundation does. They don’t just destroy anomalies, they contain them and study them, and apply what they learn to protecting the human race from the anomalous.

  • @thoranzalarvhazen4250
    @thoranzalarvhazen4250 Před 4 lety +27

    Keter class to SCP is basically like the word "ultimate" to Ubisoft. They'll sell you the "ultimate" edition of a game, but that won't actually be the top tier, there's at least six levels of more expensive higher tier versions of the same game they'll try to sell you.

  • @supe4701
    @supe4701 Před 4 lety +31

    99 percent of the esoteric classes are single use and most of them could probably do without one

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 Před 4 lety +2

      And every new 001 seems to try and invent a new one.

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 Před 4 lety +1

      Well the good 001 can fit in the 1 percent

    • @switchplayer1016
      @switchplayer1016 Před 4 lety +1

      @@supe4701 yeah true. I hope cimmerrian does a big your wrong about scp 001. You ever read the meta ike proposal? Couldn't even finish it damn thing just got to confusing.

  • @locustoffamine2644
    @locustoffamine2644 Před 4 lety +10

    I understand "safe" as "you can put it in a safe and you're done."

  • @pao2725
    @pao2725 Před 4 lety +10

    So basically in real life:
    Safe: A dollar bill
    Euclid: Humans
    Keter: CoVid-19
    Thaumiel: The Large Hadron Collider
    Explained: Gravity
    Neutralized: Osama Bin Laden
    Apollyon: Earthquakes

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 Před 3 lety +1

      What does thaumiel have anything to do with hardron collider, also gravity is the only basic force that is unexplained idk why would you choose it and how is earthquake apollyon, it's not even that dangerous and killed less people than car accident

    • @pao2725
      @pao2725 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Noname-67 y u do me like dat😿

  • @squeakythecat1076
    @squeakythecat1076 Před 4 lety +33

    I just now realized that cimmerian removed the "probably" in the titles.

    • @Ducktor
      @Ducktor Před 4 lety +2

      He complained enough about the word "probably" in his 682 video.

  • @GIRGHGH
    @GIRGHGH Před 4 lety +33

    Well, I think most people when they say super-keter or whatever, they mean you can't put it in the box for it to escape from.

    • @KatsuhiroHebi
      @KatsuhiroHebi Před 4 lety +1

      but thats regular keter
      case and point **|*****|**|* (i think). the shadow figure that can only be described with images or fake stories.

    • @yeetyeeter6417
      @yeetyeeter6417 Před 4 lety

      The box also wants to get out

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 Před 4 lety +2

      @@KatsuhiroHebi no, it's **/*****/**/*. But yeah that's similar i'd say.

  • @singularity1130
    @singularity1130 Před 4 lety +14

    Safe -> Put it in a box: Nothing happens
    Euclid -> Put it in a box: It might leave the box.
    Keter -> Put it in a box: It will leave the box.
    Thaumiel -> It is the box.
    Neutralized -> It's in a box 6 feet deep
    Examples:
    Safe -> scp 914
    => A giant machine that's not going anywhere.
    Euclid -> scp 173
    => Dangerous as all hell but can be contained provided we follow necessary steps.
    Keter -> scp *****| ** | *
    => It cannot be contained and will leave when it's activated on top of being near impossible to monitor all potential vectors of it's activation.
    Thaumiel -> scp 004-J
    => During containment breach of 106: Rather than panic or hide, SCP-004-J began discussing the importance of residual income and annuities when structuring a quarterly budget. SCP-106 appeared rapt with attention, materialized a business card and agreed to join SCP-004-J for a "lunch and learn" at his soonest convenience.
    Neutralized -> scp 1762
    => :(

    • @singularity1130
      @singularity1130 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheUltraDinoboy Paper Dragon Box

    • @vintage3103
      @vintage3103 Před 4 lety +3

      Singularity Apollyon -> SCP 001 day breaks: R U N F O R Y O U R L I F E

    • @singularity1130
      @singularity1130 Před 4 lety +2

      @@vintage3103 Good thing scp-2000 exists.

    • @Sereze001
      @Sereze001 Před 4 lety

      Appolyon -> Run for your life you absolute fool

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T Před 3 lety

      "It's in a box 6 feet deep" ahahahahah

  • @aidanklobuchar1798
    @aidanklobuchar1798 Před 4 lety +6

    Dr. Cimmerian: It can't be "very perfect."
    Super Perfect Cell: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @radishlordrak
    @radishlordrak Před 4 lety +21

    I think that taking the "super-keter" object classes and changing what they actually mean would be a good step. Rather than talking about how difficult it is to contain, you could make it about the peculiarity of it's containment. It could be essentially Safe, for example, but the Foundation had a rough time with it cause even by SCP standards it was odd.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +8

      Sean Miller like a sentient blade of grass only blind people can communicate with?
      But no matter what there is always 1 sentient blade of grass on Earth at any given time?

    • @kelixbro3456
      @kelixbro3456 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Jessie_Helms yo write this shit as an actual doc id love to read it ahahaha

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +27

    Here’s my thought about Keter.
    What if the Foundation, in universe, originally labeled threats like Abel Keter while thinking they were “crown” level threats?
    Then they discovered the ‘super Keter’ level threats.
    Humans being naturally lazy they decided to add a ‘higher’ class rather than downgrading multiple items to Euclid.

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Před 4 lety +2

      Justin Helms but they do in fact downgrade them as containment procedures are developed.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +1

      Tinkering4Time yes but Abel is still Keter, even though the Scarlet King exists.
      So making Abel Euclid doesn’t make sense, even though he’s a speck by comparison

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Před 4 lety +3

      Justin Helms, Able also has his magical regeneration sarcophagus that A. seems to be hinted as the only way to permanently stop him and B. The Foundation does not understand how it works or how to lock it again without the keys.
      The sarcophagus is as much a part of the “Able” SCP as Able himself.

    • @thebigboygamingnews2255
      @thebigboygamingnews2255 Před 4 lety

      Bella

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +1

      Tinkering4Time thats both true and doesn’t change the validity of my point.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Před 4 lety +8

    Sounds to me like Apollyon should be used for things that we can never hope to contain. Another universe would probably be Apollyon.

    • @Countcomfortable
      @Countcomfortable Před rokem

      I prefer a new object class: Evangellyon
      It cannot possible be contained, but it doesn’t exactly give you a reason to want to contain it any further than Amnestization. For example,The Godly quartet in Pokémon Platinum would be Evangellyon because they cannot be contained further than Amnestization, but they don’t pose an immediate threat to the safety of the world, unlike Apollyon, which is described more or less as an SCP that cannot be contained and is actively causing an XK. Did that make sense? Idk honestly.

    • @grizzlymelon8376
      @grizzlymelon8376 Před rokem

      That's just appolyon and Archon rolled into one

  • @KitKat-bg3zr
    @KitKat-bg3zr Před 4 lety +3

    Safe, Euclid and Keter are classifications for the term SCP, so in reality, the ranking system DOES make sense, I mean, its relatively safe from civilization, euclid, it poses a light threat and may breach containment, and keter, there is a good chance of breaching containment. Kind of just have to think about it for a second for it to make sense. (edit: also, its not super common for a safe scp, so its best to do it this way so the classifications are more spread out)

  • @checkerboard622
    @checkerboard622 Před 4 lety +7

    Dr.Cimmerian:"Acting all smug and superior"
    Also Dr.Cimmerian:has whole series telling people they're wrong about things

  • @rocketthink2162
    @rocketthink2162 Před 4 lety +22

    Dr. Cimmerian: Keter is the top
    Apollyon: *laughs*

  • @tonts5329
    @tonts5329 Před 4 lety +39

    Kinda disappointed, felt like you'd go into the Object Classes a bit more. Good video overall though.

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall Před 4 lety +4

      The description says he cut out about 20 minutes of him rambling on about it, which kind of sucks. I would've liked to hear his ramblings lol

  • @ContagiousRepublic
    @ContagiousRepublic Před 4 lety +1

    ...."But I'm not here to tell you how you're not wrong..."
    ROTFLMAO. You need to pull that one more often. This is a worthy running gag!!

  • @tanthemaker6956
    @tanthemaker6956 Před 4 lety +2

    Noone :
    Cimmerian :
    There is no Easter Bunny,
    There is no Tooth Fairy and
    There is no Super Keter
    Apollyon : *Sad Apollyon noises*

  • @jrk1666
    @jrk1666 Před 4 lety +21

    im wrong about everything even about this sentence

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 Před 4 lety +1

    Night Mind gave a nice and humorous breakdown of the main object classes in one of his SCP videos

  • @21CenturyBreakdownX
    @21CenturyBreakdownX Před 4 lety +6

    I clicked on this thinking i was gonna learn something about object oriented programming. but i wasn't dissapointed.

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 Před 4 lety +23

    IM WRONG ABOUT r/dankmemesfromsite19 AM I? HUH MR CIMMERIAN, AM I??!?

  • @DCimmerian
    @DCimmerian  Před 4 lety +1

    Some of you might wonder how I can say "don't use esoteric classes" when I did exactly that. It's because I'm a hypocrite. Pay attention!
    Also support this channel here: www.patreon.com/DCimmerian

  • @trymbruset3868
    @trymbruset3868 Před 4 lety +2

    As a big fan of Lovecraftian horror I couldn't resist looking up SCPs with Azathoth object classification (SCP-4626). Fantastic article, sort of poking a bit of fun at the classification scheme.

  • @aidenlilley1319
    @aidenlilley1319 Před 4 lety

    It's been so long since I last watched this episode and the ending bit really got me.

  • @davidnoclafyrg6432
    @davidnoclafyrg6432 Před 4 lety +2

    You're Wrong About Object Classes he says, then proceeds to tell me exactly what I already knew about object classes...thanks

  • @daridon2483
    @daridon2483 Před 4 lety +1

    To make some references about object classes (taken from a comment I saw around on youtube and only considering standard classification):
    -Imagine a button that destroys the universe once pressed, and explicitly says so in a note near it. Since you can just keep it in a box, nobody will ever press it, hence it is considered safe class.
    -Now imagine a harmless cow that teleports to a random field of grass across the world to eat, and lives just like a normal cow would. The cow causes no harm to anybody, but since she can just teleport out of containment at any time, she is considered keter class.

  • @Jmasterturbo2
    @Jmasterturbo2 Před 4 lety +4

    8:39 “Something can’t be super perfect, that’s just not possible.” Cell from dragon ball z would like to know your location.

  • @tekno404
    @tekno404 Před 4 lety +8

    me enjoying the wiki...
    Dr.Cimmerian: *WRONG*

    • @Ducktor
      @Ducktor Před 4 lety

      Stop having fun wrong

  • @bardozilla
    @bardozilla Před 4 lety +76

    The word “keter”, in Hebrew, is actually pronounced “KEH-tehr”, so I guess everyone’s wrong here lol

    • @NihilisaFrank
      @NihilisaFrank Před 4 lety +1

      i didn't see this before I posted but I wanted to say the same thing lol

    • @yunan9610
      @yunan9610 Před 4 lety +1

      Well, its offers the least significance

    • @simplesack_
      @simplesack_ Před 4 lety +4

      He said it in the video

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 Před 4 lety

      @@simplesack_ I was just about to say that.

  • @Tinkering4Time
    @Tinkering4Time Před 4 lety +5

    It almost sounds like an argument can be made that the object classes are aggregated from prior systems from pre-Foundation groups. I think it can be stated that the class names can describe perceptual relationships between Foundation personnel and anomalies.
    Safe: YOU CAN LOCK IT IN A SAFE AND IT IS NOT A PROBLEM.
    Euclid: easy shorthand description that it can be contained with “Euclidean” aka normalistic, understandable systems. It may be crazy-deep formerly-theoretical physics, but its physics.
    Keter: This stuff is OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, MORTAL. The kind of thing that requires anomalistic phenomena to contain.
    Thaumiel: the “anti-keter”, but not so much dualistic (Good v. Evil) as a toolbox of anomalies (literal and metaphorical *applied phlebotinum*) for handling and containing anomalies that require a Keter designation. Thaumiel is a classification useful to personnel that make plans and executive decisions regarding Securing, Containing, and Protecting.

  • @fishingwithkirby3989
    @fishingwithkirby3989 Před 4 lety +1

    3:20 I think the reason a lot of people think safe class only means difficulty of containment because of there being a several safe scp's that are kinda dangerous like the foot stealing bed.

  • @notehden
    @notehden Před 4 lety

    The scariest thing in the SCP universe is when Dr. Cimmerian calls out your name to subscribe. My heart skipped a beat there

  • @gammonator8913
    @gammonator8913 Před 4 lety +1

    As I understood it:
    Safe - can be put in a safe and forgotten about
    Euclid - further testing or study required as it is not properly understood
    Keter - dangerous and likely to escape without expensive containment procedures
    Thaumiel - can make a safe for a keter, or at least assist in containment or protection
    Apollyon - the world can easily end because of this and thing this is how or why it hasn’t

  • @gandalftheantlion
    @gandalftheantlion Před 4 lety +1

    That reminds, I like how the game lobotomy corporation categorizes their abnormalities. Which is often based on risk of using the abnormalities and the level of danger they pose if they breach containment. Zayin being the lowest, Teth is the common level, He is the much more dangerous but still manageable, while Waw is a monstrosity when escaped and can cause major damage, and finally on the list is Aleph class which (I have not found yet) if this thing breaches.... hopefully you didn’t lose everybody because these things are suppose to be god-like death.

  • @The_Wok115
    @The_Wok115 Před 4 lety +1

    Apollyon scp documents are the equivalent of a sign that says " if your reading this you're most probably dead."

  • @sidcederwaldh7292
    @sidcederwaldh7292 Před 4 lety +3

    07:30
    Name: Toddler
    Class: Keter

  • @firekingM101
    @firekingM101 Před 4 lety +2

    I like Apollyon as an object class as well because it is used to describe something that cannot be contained at all.

  • @Dmck-zw5bv
    @Dmck-zw5bv Před 4 lety

    Safe: put it in a box and you’ll be fine
    Elucid: put in a box and who knows
    Keter: put in a box and all hell will break loose

  • @TooSweaty7
    @TooSweaty7 Před 4 lety

    "Things can't be very perfect"
    Super Perfect Cell: that's where ur wrong bucko

  • @jirelesposito5717
    @jirelesposito5717 Před 3 lety

    No one:
    Dr. Cimmerian: You're Wrong About Life
    Me: Okay

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime Před 4 lety +14

    What about apollyon? Isn’t that one basically just “impossible to contain”

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 Před 4 lety +1

      Apollyon translates to “Angel Of Death”. It’s something nearly or truly impossible to contain and extremely dangerous.

    • @cyrillaville2367
      @cyrillaville2367 Před 4 lety +4

      Well if you put a safe scp in a box nothing happens
      If you put a euclid scp in a box you dont know what will happen
      If you put a keter scp in a box its gonna destroy the box (and probably the facility or more)
      An scp is thaumial if its usefull to the foundation
      If you put an apollyon scp in a box the universe ends

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +1

      Keter covers “impossible to contain”. Apollyon is an esoteric class

    • @cyrillaville2367
      @cyrillaville2367 Před 4 lety +1

      @@battlesheep2552 doenst really work when a lot of keter scp are ideed contained tho

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster Před 4 lety +3

      @@cyrillaville2367 No, a scp that ends the world when put in a box would be archon. You outright can't put an apollyon scp in a box.

  • @downwindfish1
    @downwindfish1 Před 3 lety +1

    The whole time I wanted him to completely tear apart my understanding on Apollyon and he never did

  • @mothman6495
    @mothman6495 Před 4 lety

    That part at the end freaked me the hell out

  • @Countcomfortable
    @Countcomfortable Před 2 lety +1

    Safe: The Boss when they become playable
    Euclid: The Boss at the beginning of the game
    Keter: The Boss mid game
    Thaumiel: The Boss when you gotta help him fight an evil he unleashed
    Apollyon: The Boss when you fight them

  • @notthetruedm
    @notthetruedm Před 4 lety

    Aaaaaahh that end scared me so damn much!

  • @hennryking7680
    @hennryking7680 Před 4 lety +7

    You and specifically YOU should start a scp Vs series.

  • @castillejan
    @castillejan Před 4 lety

    My name is Aidan and I just got so called out. Subbed for sure lmao. Spooked the hell out of me.

  • @Tronator_X
    @Tronator_X Před 4 lety +3

    Dr. Cimmerian: Basically, you're wrong.

  • @silversteam4202
    @silversteam4202 Před 4 lety +4

    “You, Aidan? Hit the subscribe button”
    Me an Aidan: WHAT?

  • @nagiros4263
    @nagiros4263 Před 4 lety +5

    Can you please explain how I'm wrong about esoteric classes? Just run through the guide I put together for the site and rip into each class - should be fun.

  • @hilman567
    @hilman567 Před 4 lety +2

    Am i wrong about thinking that i was wrong?

  • @Liamhvet
    @Liamhvet Před 4 lety

    Cimmerian:”Keter is best”
    Apollyon:”hold my containment cell”

  • @rikingg5629
    @rikingg5629 Před 4 lety

    my ranks
    safe: cool and good
    euclid: ur probably gonna die
    keter: we're all fucking dead

  • @poncefernandez7426
    @poncefernandez7426 Před 3 lety

    Keter: you put in box, it gets out
    Appolyon (not really......esoteric but....): u can’t put in box

  • @Greenman-io7pr
    @Greenman-io7pr Před 4 lety +3

    One Explained SCP that was... well using the "History of the Foundation" aspect really well but kind of hurt to read was SCP-004-DE-EX
    Don't worry It's on the translation hub so its available in English.

  • @Magnymbus
    @Magnymbus Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for your explanation. It was the most useful explanation I've received. Even the SCP wiki mods gave me pretty poor explanations compared to this.

  • @ejrodm
    @ejrodm Před 4 lety

    I would love to see an SCP that is an easy-bake oven that bakes anything you place inside it instantly.

  • @ttvaspect9384
    @ttvaspect9384 Před 3 lety

    Cimmerian: There Is No Super Keter
    XK Class: Am I A Joke To You
    Apollyon: Me To

  • @tgr3423
    @tgr3423 Před 4 lety

    My favorite Keter SCP is "Someone To Watch Over Us". It's a very wholesome, non-dangerous SCP. It's a good example of how the classification is entirely about the difficulty of containment of an anomaly.

  • @plasticballs
    @plasticballs Před 3 lety

    Safe: Just don't fuck with it
    Euclid: Maybe fuck with it a little, just water it every now and then
    Keter: It will fuck with you
    Thaumiel: It fucks with other things

  • @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
    @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 Před 4 lety +2

    Dr. Cimmerman: "You're Wrong About Everything"

  • @jaziferret1138
    @jaziferret1138 Před 4 lety

    "You are wrong about object classes"
    ACS format: "helo"

  • @uboa8060
    @uboa8060 Před 3 lety

    8:37 "your either perfect or you're not me."

  • @AndroCubed
    @AndroCubed Před 4 lety +1

    Safe : not exactly safe but can be contained by just putting it in a metal box
    Euclid : not safe and requires maintenance to contain
    Keter : haha you got to catch me or I will go on a killing spree or something
    Apollyon : *fak u ya can't catch me lmao*

  • @legandaryprinnygamer8886
    @legandaryprinnygamer8886 Před 4 lety +1

    When it comes to object classes I actually much prefer what the video game Labotomy Corporation does with the object classes of Abnormalities, its version of SCPs. In that game Abnormalities are ranked based on their aggression and how dangerous they instead of difficulty of containment, going from Zayin, Tepth, He, Waw, and the most aggressive of Aleph. This is much easier to understand while still giving some wiggle room.
    2 examples of this is Alurane, a He from what I recall that's a pain cause they're constantly escaping, and Black swan, A Waw that is really weird in that it won't escape unless you really want it to.

  • @curtpopejoy9884
    @curtpopejoy9884 Před 4 lety +1

    I prefer how the Volgun pronounces keter. Good video by the way.

  • @wizardmagic1580
    @wizardmagic1580 Před 4 lety +2

    The wand sounds like 668.

  • @Orenotter
    @Orenotter Před 3 lety +1

    At the Paranormal Objects Observation Facility, the rating system goes harmless, mostly harmless, viewable, untouchable, dangerous, lockup, forbidden, KWF (Kill With Fire). A Hero Is Born would be harmless. The unkillable reptile would be KWF.

  • @devilishjester7718
    @devilishjester7718 Před 4 lety

    The classic box analogy:
    Safe: can be contained in a box and nothing should/will happen
    Euclid: if contained in a box it might escape, there is no telling what will happen so better watch it (basically most living beings)
    Keter: if contained in a box it will escape, more security and vigilance is needed
    Appolyon: there is no box that can contain it and it hold a immediate threat to the world as a whole

  • @Cobaust
    @Cobaust Před 4 lety +6

    I used to keter like you said how its normally pronounced but after watching mutiple keter SCPs I thought it was said how most others say it

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +2

      for king thatcher kill lasers sights I like hearing Volgun’s pronunciation of Keter (ket ter) but I see why people would use (key-ter).

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 Před 4 lety

      IMO Keter spelled like kettle sounds more threathening
      Key-ther sounds more casual

  • @ethan-ps9pm
    @ethan-ps9pm Před 4 lety

    "non euclidian" i now realize more lovecraft influences on the scp wiki

  • @data6022
    @data6022 Před 3 lety

    it's so funny to me that a keter could just be an immortal rat that likes to teleport.
    Like it's not dangerous it just likes to travel, and can't be killed, so it is impossible to be contained

  • @pags2008
    @pags2008 Před rokem

    Nobody:
    Dr. Cimmerian: You’re wrong about…

  • @ihasknife8305
    @ihasknife8305 Před 4 lety

    Thanks this video helped out with an SCP I am writing

  • @deysingTH
    @deysingTH Před 4 lety

    keter is for objects that are hard to contain still makes sense to have something for objects impossible to contrain over that doesn't have to be a threat or even hostile for example if you have something that's infinite in its area you can't put it in a box

  • @autooctavia133
    @autooctavia133 Před 4 lety

    That's really what the threat level is for. Safe probably means you can, phase through the ceiling and say hello without being immedialty pulverized. Although it's probably not recommended

  • @Yuricen
    @Yuricen Před 4 lety +1

    *You can't be wrong if you only know 3 classifications*

  • @ethan9955
    @ethan9955 Před 4 lety

    Safe: Low escape
    Euclid: When he go spook
    Keter: Nothing better than Keter
    Thaumiel: Shut Up
    Appollyon: Frick u I'm OP
    Neutralized: IM DEAD

  • @speedslider3913
    @speedslider3913 Před 4 lety +1

    Dude, am I going insane, or do you know my name? Is there another Aidan you were looking for? Whatever that was, it was awesome! Giving that a like!

  • @johnpellegrinoconnors3843

    When you mentioned shooting a reality-warper in the head my first thought was what happened to Site 13

  • @jonathankydd1816
    @jonathankydd1816 Před 4 lety

    personally i one tier higher then keter could potentially be used, because if keter is hard to keep in a "box" then one step higher, say apollyon would be: you can't put it in a box in the first place.

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 Před 4 lety

    "I'm not here to tell you how you're *not* wrong."

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 Před 4 lety

    The object class page on the SCP wiki explains the 4 main object classes (Safe, Euclid, Keter, and Thaumiel) very simply with the locked box test if you lock it in a box and nothing happens, it's probably Safe, if you lock it in a box and you're not sure what will happen, it's probably Euclid, if you lock it in a box and it does escape it's probably Keter, if it is the box it's probably Thaumiel