Roasting Every Middle School Student in 60 Seconds

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  • Roasting Every Middle School Students in 60 Seconds.
    If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.
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  • @ShivVZG
    @ShivVZG  Před 4 lety +12269

    If you wanna see elementary students get roasted next, subscribe! : D

    • @LocalGooberGoobs
      @LocalGooberGoobs Před 4 lety +35

      The gamer one is accurate TvT

    • @Pomegrandmate
      @Pomegrandmate Před 4 lety +9

      I'm early and my friend is the first 😂😂😂

    • @danipading1920
      @danipading1920 Před 4 lety +9

      You are the funniest pessimist I have seen

    • @hypno2585
      @hypno2585 Před 4 lety +3

      The first time I'm early to a ShivVZG video is when he uploads at midnight lmao. I wonder which type of student I am...

    • @Imuglyafhh
      @Imuglyafhh Před 4 lety +3

      quiet kids unite

  • @vyomjoshi1932
    @vyomjoshi1932 Před 3 lety +6792

    "Roasting Every Middle School Student in 60 Seconds"
    Me a middle schooler: *Interesting*

    • @jinalgandhi6380
      @jinalgandhi6380 Před 3 lety +53

      Same

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee Před 3 lety +22

      Same dude

    • @ShadeRave
      @ShadeRave Před 3 lety +15

      same

    • @sayfridge
      @sayfridge Před 3 lety +30

      Just take a quick look at Ur text book before exam and that pretty much does the magic you know......

    • @fauxhuman0
      @fauxhuman0 Před 3 lety +40

      Yeah and it’s odd because I’m the “smart kid” yet I have no self confidence and never get to sleep before 2am-

  • @Latency345
    @Latency345 Před 3 lety +704

    Me in Elementary School: The Smart Kid
    Me in Middle School: The depressed kid
    Me in High School: The quiet kid
    How I’ll probably be in College: The Alien

  • @CruelSummer222
    @CruelSummer222 Před rokem +267

    As a smart kid that feels like it’s the end of the world after a B on one singular test, I’ve never felt more offended or represented.

    • @federicothecreator
      @federicothecreator Před rokem +1

      ong

    • @ailatanart
      @ailatanart Před rokem +9

      oh damn,I'm the type of "smart" kid to celebrate when I get a 65

    • @CruelSummer222
      @CruelSummer222 Před rokem +7

      @@ailatanart I'm sorry; this comment was supposed to be a joke. I didn't mean it to be offensive in any way. I really am sorry if it came out as rude

    • @ailatanart
      @ailatanart Před rokem +5

      @@CruelSummer222 yeah no,it's ok,I knew it was a joke,but I'm just saying

    • @Introverted_Content
      @Introverted_Content Před 10 měsíci +3

      Bro I have this one “smart” girl in my class who feels the need to call on the teacher and say, “TEACHER DONE” every single time she finishes a math problem like JUST RAISE UR HAND LIKE A NORMAL PERSON-
      LIKE WHY U GOTTA SHOW OFF LIKE THAT AS IF ANYBODY CARES IF YOU FINISHED A MATH PROBLEM 3 TIMES FASTER THAN ANYONE

  • @evxelyxn
    @evxelyxn Před rokem +15

    I’m the quiet kid.. and all I can say is I’m not dangerous, I just want friends but literally have a social anxiety problem.

  • @x3k258
    @x3k258 Před 4 lety +669

    Wheres the "average kid"
    -A, B grades
    -Has a couple friends (or is usually chill with everyone)
    -Semi-good social skills
    -Ok sleep schedule
    -Can be found in like the middle row, not talking and just doing work

  • @funeraltomcat6839
    @funeraltomcat6839 Před 4 lety +1435

    - after graduating highschool: **roasting highschoolers**
    - after dying: **roasting alive people**

    • @anniebanannie4542
      @anniebanannie4542 Před 4 lety +20

      oh god

    • @oracle7858
      @oracle7858 Před 4 lety +17

      Imagine taking up so much precious air to live their useless lives people are better off dead

    • @JJ-oz9os
      @JJ-oz9os Před 4 lety +13

      -after going to heaven: **roasting people on earth or in hell**

    • @theprettiestgirll
      @theprettiestgirll Před 4 lety +5

      I smell army

    • @anniebanannie4542
      @anniebanannie4542 Před 4 lety +6

      @@theprettiestgirll i smell y/n 😂

  • @sunny.skylie
    @sunny.skylie Před rokem +32

    You assaulted me with the “going through a phase kid”
    Mostly because you described me perfectly

  • @sarahjustin1671
    @sarahjustin1671 Před rokem +6

    You forgot " The Readers"
    - Have some books somewhere
    - Some reason great advice
    - Dirty Minded
    - Dirty Inside Jokes that get worse in high school
    - Tends to be introverted to new people, but extroverted with friends

  • @izukumidoriya7489
    @izukumidoriya7489 Před 3 lety +21155

    Introverts don't make friends, they get adopted by extroverts

    • @khloe1498
      @khloe1498 Před 3 lety +935

      introverts a good friends, very nice.

    • @sylve-on
      @sylve-on Před 3 lety +458

      I adopted (Actually, one adopted me then I adopted him last year.) my two (ex bf // older sibling) best friends, they’re the best.
      small update ~ (edits include fixed gender)
      we’ve drifted apart, sadly

    • @izukumidoriya7489
      @izukumidoriya7489 Před 3 lety +78

      @Kozume Kenma Kenma🤣

    • @roboticspider4554
      @roboticspider4554 Před 3 lety +259

      I've adopted a lot of introverts ngl

    • @D3cayH0urs
      @D3cayH0urs Před 3 lety +74

      Me @ my bestfriend *whoops i guess i adopted (instert her name) on accident- but shes more of the mother than me*

  • @hshshs2375
    @hshshs2375 Před 4 lety +935

    "they're the type of kids who whine about failing an exam when they get a 93%"
    High school has more of these

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 Před 4 lety +69

      No, we just evolved to doing it 99%

    • @hshshs2375
      @hshshs2375 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Endershock1678 couldn't agree more

    • @y-o9386
      @y-o9386 Před 4 lety +22

      Well you could say im The smart kid. But we are not wrong. Like, if you can get an 100 why get 93?

    • @aguamiel2349
      @aguamiel2349 Před 4 lety +6

      Well... we wouldn't complain about that if mom didn't get mad.
      Ps. I get kinds disappointed when I get lower than 90, so 93 is still pretty good

    • @aguamiel2349
      @aguamiel2349 Před 4 lety +6

      @@y-o9386 exactly, you can always do better. I get you man, I get you

  • @cataclysm4673
    @cataclysm4673 Před rokem +5

    The going through a phase one was terrifyingly accurate.

  • @tomiivaswort6921
    @tomiivaswort6921 Před rokem

    0:43 "just go ahead and give them a hug" very wholesome, good job brother!

  • @whoistech4
    @whoistech4 Před 4 lety +555

    The “going through a phase” kids in a nutshell
    In Elementary School: Swearing is not cool! I will never swear!
    In Middle School: *Says every swear word in the dictionary*

    • @zoe2975
      @zoe2975 Před 4 lety +28

      Bro u spying on me or something cause like this me this it

    • @whoistech4
      @whoistech4 Před 4 lety +8

      Lunar Eclipse Studios LOL there’s just way too many middle schoolers I’ve met who turned into this. Even myself and my friend

    • @user-rz7wk5zd5x
      @user-rz7wk5zd5x Před 4 lety +9

      my friend literally would never cuss in elementary but now he’s calling me a bitch, whore and so many other things in middle school

    • @plasmatic9169
      @plasmatic9169 Před 4 lety

      Why is the whole of secondary in the uk full of wannabe roadmen

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 Před 4 lety

      Plasmatic it’s literally different for every school

  • @dianajarram2246
    @dianajarram2246 Před 3 lety +767

    Where is the-
    Class clown:
    -Actually dead inside
    -Is funny because a least others can be happy
    -And most likely always has nightmares...
    Then again that is every child under school rules so-

  • @kevinscrt2.084
    @kevinscrt2.084 Před rokem

    So glad that the video was made 2 years ago, because if this was uploaded now, you're not gonna see me this lenient

  • @bhawnasharma558
    @bhawnasharma558 Před 11 hodinami +1

    ‘They’re kind of teacher’s pets…execpt they’re not smart’ so true 💀

  • @goose9475
    @goose9475 Před 3 lety +664

    Me not matching up with any of the roasts: *”reality can be whatever I want”*

    • @moonwalkero.o5426
      @moonwalkero.o5426 Před 3 lety +2

      HAHA😂😂

    • @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132
      @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132 Před 3 lety +2

      Same because I'm a high-schooler maybe.

    • @makronie9894
      @makronie9894 Před 3 lety +5

      SAME HERE
      Sort of the smart kid for me but I’m not obnoxious like that and I’m fine with a 93 and I get annoyed when people call me the smartest kid :(

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Před 3 lety

      @@makronie9894 yeah its just basic knowledge feel bad for them they don't know what smart or intelligence is I'm pretty sure you have some super intelligent kids in class but maybe there not put to use or late blommer I can do good in class but fuk it online class ruin my dream I failed everything so I skip online class 😭 😭 😭 it's depressing when the teacher ask me to turn on the mic i don't because of low confidence I either text or do nothing even when their asking for who's present

    • @roughandtough7445
      @roughandtough7445 Před 3 lety

      Sameeee

  • @fnafgirl8874
    @fnafgirl8874 Před 3 lety +465

    The Regina George wannabe:
    -Is toxic af
    -Brings Starbucks to school
    -Has a new crush or boyfriend every week
    -Was probably that slime kid in elementary school
    -Asks someone to wear the same clothing as them
    -Shops at Bath and body works,Victoria's secret and Forever 21
    -Thinks they're the queen bee
    -Uses TikTok on a daily basis
    -Does TikTok dances out of the blue
    -Fakes depression of anxiety for attention
    -Most likely is homophobic

    • @namehi6586
      @namehi6586 Před 3 lety +7

      this yes

    • @notsodaily6358
      @notsodaily6358 Před 3 lety

      Dylan

    • @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs
      @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs Před 3 lety +36

      So like half the girls at my school..?

    • @starchiiyt1247
      @starchiiyt1247 Před 3 lety +17

      I literally have a group of mean girls at my school

    • @samsonyomama7062
      @samsonyomama7062 Před 3 lety +22

      There is one girl I knew who was like “maybe I should cut myself and show my mom so she’ll let me get a boyfriend.” That was in 6th grade. I’m in 7th now.

  • @bhappy8015
    @bhappy8015 Před 8 měsíci

    Haha, you never roasted the type of kid I was in MS! Good videos btw!

  • @PiCollector
    @PiCollector Před rokem

    Bruh how is this SO ACCURATE

  • @ixalaz4536
    @ixalaz4536 Před 3 lety +750

    Me in middle school: Smart kid
    Me in high school: Depressed kid

    • @SaltyBanjos
      @SaltyBanjos Před 3 lety +16

      for some reason it's the opposite around for me

    • @powerperson8516
      @powerperson8516 Před 3 lety +9

      @@SaltyBanjos it’s probably because you are the one who’s shy but get good grades

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Před 3 lety +5

      @@powerperson8516 isn't that like most people on the internet, or I just think that

    • @tigerchair5943
      @tigerchair5943 Před 3 lety +7

      Thats me but with elementary school and middle school

    • @johancervantes1986
      @johancervantes1986 Před 3 lety +3

      @@tigerchair5943 same

  • @skydokyeom
    @skydokyeom Před 4 lety +622

    “the smart kids - type of people to whine about their grade when they got 93%”
    yes because some people have strict parents 😭

    • @tarashivakumar445
      @tarashivakumar445 Před 4 lety +68

      Omfg if I get below a 97, my parents are gonna give me a 2 hour lecture and slap me at least 3-4 times in between 😂

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 Před 4 lety +47

      @@tarashivakumar445 uh
      t-thats not normal

    • @tarashivakumar445
      @tarashivakumar445 Před 4 lety +22

      • Amethyst • Clearly it’s not

    • @gameconspiracies7708
      @gameconspiracies7708 Před 4 lety +16

      Once in school when I was in 4th grade thankfully I am going to 5th grade soon on a test I got 9/10 I made a scene LOL cause I was sure I was right and I was right the teacher was mistaken

    • @stephaniejames309
      @stephaniejames309 Před 4 lety +11

      If I get a 93%, that is equivalent to a B+ in my school so I’m dead

  • @AdamUS123-j7q
    @AdamUS123-j7q Před rokem

    Why is this so accurate? I thought I was the only one witnessing this!

  • @Blank-np5kr
    @Blank-np5kr Před rokem +1

    1 SECOND IN AND YOU ALREADY MADE THIS PERSONAL 💀💀💀💀

  • @wolfskysubliminals2158
    @wolfskysubliminals2158 Před 3 lety +1693

    "Depressed kids"
    "So if you see one go give them a hug"
    Literally everyone:
    *No*

    • @vacio9906
      @vacio9906 Před 3 lety +44

      @@castilllia it means dont fucking touch me.

    • @clownclot
      @clownclot Před 3 lety +32

      I would freak out if someone tried to hug me ngl. We've already got a "where's my hug?" Kinda guy who's resorted to air hugs during corona and he followed me and some of my classmates around until he realised no one was going to hug him. Pretty weird stuff.

    • @KoffeeIsFishy
      @KoffeeIsFishy Před 3 lety +13

      That’s why the suicide rates are up

    • @robloxtriothecommenter6639
      @robloxtriothecommenter6639 Před 3 lety +4

      Well the school system broke me tha i cant spel righht

    • @svyatoslavovich888
      @svyatoslavovich888 Před 3 lety +2

      Robloxtrio i pricessed everything you said

  • @jaelynlorin7336
    @jaelynlorin7336 Před 3 lety +668

    the people who are none if these: *"my goals are beyond your understanding"*

    • @lunarose3811
      @lunarose3811 Před 3 lety +4

      Thank you

    • @sof27
      @sof27 Před 3 lety +6

      YES (I'm also just really weird... Don't question it.)

    • @gravityfallsaddict
      @gravityfallsaddict Před 3 lety +16

      Pretty much. I would say I’m a mix of the smart kid, the quiet kid and the depressed kid

    • @sof27
      @sof27 Před 3 lety +5

      @@gravityfallsaddict honestly, same

    • @ryzoqael6447
      @ryzoqael6447 Před 2 lety +4

      I’m a mix of three of them.

  • @Lauren2284
    @Lauren2284 Před rokem

    This pops up in my feed. Right below it: POV you need a hug playlist. 🤣

  • @someoneimportant4395
    @someoneimportant4395 Před rokem +3

    For the depression part, it hits me a lot because when I was in school when we came back after Covid I started to feel terrible about myself and think I would never accomplish stuff. The worst part is, I never really had anyone to hug me in that way so if you ever see someone who is feeling a sort of way. Just give them a hug like it will make their day a lot better

    • @LemonDrip
      @LemonDrip Před 8 měsíci +1

      As a depressed middle schooler, I can confirm.

    • @someoneimportant4395
      @someoneimportant4395 Před 8 měsíci

      @@LemonDrip hugs from the screen things will get better I hope for you

    • @LemonDrip
      @LemonDrip Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@someoneimportant4395 ty :) i hope so

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 4 lety +674

    "The smart kids are the type of kids to whine about failing an exam but at the end of the day, they get a 93%"
    You don't know how many times I've encountered this scenario with different people

    • @ShivVZG
      @ShivVZG  Před 4 lety +123

      Sometimes they do it just to get praises like “are you kidding, that’s so good! Congrats!!” Kinda like fishing for compliments or just a subtle way of bragging

    • @bevvy.bee9
      @bevvy.bee9 Před 4 lety +25

      @@ShivVZG I could probably be the smart kid who doesn't care bout grades cause I don't push to get above 90s all the time.

    • @Jireninyourrecommendations
      @Jireninyourrecommendations Před 4 lety +13

      @@ShivVZG Yes like at first, it's fine but after seeing them doing it multiple times, it just gets annoying and I hate it

    • @jaylaisbored4123
      @jaylaisbored4123 Před 4 lety +27

      @@ShivVZG when I complain about a 93 it's because my mom yells at me because it's usually like one question I kinda messed up on and then I meet Mr. Belt :(

    • @precious7537
      @precious7537 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jaylaisbored4123 same......

  • @fkase977
    @fkase977 Před 4 lety +9965

    You forgot the "Art Kids"
    - You can always find them drawing
    - Doodles on the side of their worksheets, inside of their notebooks, or on the desks
    - Gets in trouble for drawing in the middle of class
    - Doesn't really get attention unless someone wants to see their sketchbook or wants a picture
    - Sometimes makes money from the REASONABLE KIDS WHO ACTUALLY AGREE TO P A Y
    - Either the art teacher's pet, the art teacher hates them, or has never taken an art class in their life

    • @jiminsmxgicshop
      @jiminsmxgicshop Před 4 lety +240

      me

    • @coffeejelly9080
      @coffeejelly9080 Před 4 lety +297

      I feel called out-

    • @floof5277
      @floof5277 Před 4 lety +195

      this is pretty much a call out,,,,,
      i am an art kid

    • @fkase977
      @fkase977 Před 4 lety +127

      @@floof5277 so am i lmao. the teacher always used to get on me for drawing in the middle of class

    • @projectunique973
      @projectunique973 Před 4 lety +78

      Ouch I feel called out. I'm all of that expect not a art teacher's pet.

  • @victornope9318
    @victornope9318 Před rokem

    I'm the gamer and smart kid combined. Sleep-deprived but putting in the work

  • @adverch._.official
    @adverch._.official Před rokem +3

    as a middle school student, i can confirm. in my class all guys are the smart kids, most girls are the art kids which you forgot to add, and the rest of the girls are fashion kids which you also forgot. the fashion kids are always late because of makeup. they even do makeup in class

    • @Emily-mu6xk
      @Emily-mu6xk Před 14 hodinami +1

      right like if it’s that important that you have to do it in class, wake up earlier. or do it on the bus. or in the car. or whatever just not class it’s distracting and just plain annoying

  • @Pikachu-vj5jr
    @Pikachu-vj5jr Před 4 lety +364

    Next: roasting every un-born child in 60 seconds

    • @CaramelOTJ
      @CaramelOTJ Před 4 lety +18

      The dead one
      The mistake
      The future to be a doctor
      The one who failed to come out alive
      The normal one

    • @6up5ohcopoutprocon
      @6up5ohcopoutprocon Před 4 lety +5

      @@CaramelOTJ I-

    • @neverlandd
      @neverlandd Před 4 lety

      @@CaramelOTJ 🤪

    • @i7sssaa
      @i7sssaa Před 4 lety

      Just Some Weeb With Anime Access ah yes.

    • @serenity3034
      @serenity3034 Před 4 lety

      Oh, you mean about them being born into this Pandemic, or?? 👀

  • @alchemyvaritas-gachacrap1571

    the nerd:
    -average grades
    -cult of fandom friends
    -doesn’t like socializing
    -will drown you in their fandom
    -take the words “nerd” and “weird” as a compliment
    -no one really gets them except their friends

  • @joeybytt9509
    @joeybytt9509 Před rokem

    The one about the normal kid trying to turn into a cool kid with anger issues is so true!

  • @lqvesvy
    @lqvesvy Před rokem

    LMAO 😹
    the “going through a phase” one called me out so bad and i realised i’m probably going through a phase now. send help. 😭

  • @not-so-happypappypatton
    @not-so-happypappypatton Před 3 lety +1612

    “They’re the type of kids who whine about failing an exam when they get a 93%”
    *I’ve been exposed*

    • @viper-wy5wp
      @viper-wy5wp Před 3 lety +79

      And I'm the quiet one who never study or do homework but still get a B+ without trying, just realized that Im throwing away my intelligence......

    • @user-ti5cw1ug6l
      @user-ti5cw1ug6l Před 3 lety +28

      I do this too but only because I think everyone else in the class got a 100%.

    • @codyh7231
      @codyh7231 Před 3 lety +33

      Yes but 93 on an EXAM is as good as failing in a strict household :(

    • @ultimatebro5719
      @ultimatebro5719 Před 3 lety +14

      @@viper-wy5wp lmao I usually start studying near the exams and still manage to get an A or B+ and people think I study all day while I actually don't

    • @orsted7919
      @orsted7919 Před 3 lety +5

      I was the same in middle school except I used to gets 98%

  • @ELISainta
    @ELISainta Před 3 lety +2302

    Family rule back then was if you get a 95 or higher you get computer time, if under then they make u study till u get up to a perfect A

    • @marysworld9760
      @marysworld9760 Před 3 lety +196

      that is brutal

    • @hatredjose
      @hatredjose Před 3 lety +114

      bruh fr thats brutal

    • @welp8705
      @welp8705 Před 3 lety +80

      I got a b once and my dad took away my computer

    • @hatredjose
      @hatredjose Před 3 lety +38

      @@welp8705 bruh moment

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 3 lety +36

      My family is less that strict. If I get a 70 or 80 less, they'll lecture me. I'm smart but that doesn't mean I love being smart, it's because my parents forced me to study harder when I was 6. It's because my Mother is a Valedictorian and my Father is an Expert of Computer

  • @spiderchad6842
    @spiderchad6842 Před rokem

    i'm a middle way between the depressed kid, the going through a phase kid and the quiet kid, i'm impressed you managed to roast me 3 times in a video

  • @Kanru-5829
    @Kanru-5829 Před 9 měsíci

    the "going through a phase" one is my entire middle school
    also joke's on you, I wasn't offended at all.

  • @Amy-ks5vf
    @Amy-ks5vf Před 4 lety +791

    Ah yes, The “Cool” Kids
    The ones who curse out the teacher, smoke in the bathrooms, have the newest iPhone model cause their parents have money. Get a coffee from either the gas station or dunkin’ donuts every morning, and they also don’t care about doing their work, but want to have a successful job, such as an anesthesiologist, in the future

    • @generalshepherd9260
      @generalshepherd9260 Před 4 lety +1

      Would like but you have 69 likes

    • @frogaroo
      @frogaroo Před 4 lety +4

      Aqua875 You can like now, the funny number is gone _smh my head._

    • @annabellaapean
      @annabellaapean Před 4 lety

      I live in Broward County are you nearby?

    • @Zzz76788
      @Zzz76788 Před 4 lety +18

      I swear they date a new person every week and if not they brag about everything, a very basic style, think fighting makes them strong when they lose 😺

    • @Amy-ks5vf
      @Amy-ks5vf Před 4 lety

      dirtymindedhoe Omg right

  • @user-hg5kv9hu6c
    @user-hg5kv9hu6c Před 9 měsíci

    right off the bat you hit me with non existent social skills

  • @areeshakhattak4762
    @areeshakhattak4762 Před rokem

    You were once a middle school child too you know! But nice video 👍

  • @averyboredhumanoid8418
    @averyboredhumanoid8418 Před 3 lety +456

    “The shy one”
    - is quiet because they’re awkward or have anxiety about talking
    -doodles a lot whether in their notebook or on a desk
    -has been adopted by an extrovert
    -very creative and imaginative, but tend to zone out a lot
    -is a good listener

    • @Can_OfSodapop
      @Can_OfSodapop Před 3 lety +28

      Okay this is basically me

    • @dennislundholmjr2791
      @dennislundholmjr2791 Před 3 lety +7

      Yup, I'm the shy one.

    • @user-gw5eo9jb6b
      @user-gw5eo9jb6b Před 3 lety +9

      Great job, you described everything about a quiet student.

    • @ajasomaliaeldridge153
      @ajasomaliaeldridge153 Před 3 lety +2

      This is me in a nutshell but I was never adopted or did you mean like a different adopted like you become friends with an extrovert and they took you under their wing?

    • @mistak5106
      @mistak5106 Před 3 lety

      ayo ayo shy one💃🙆‍♀️

  • @mosusmohammed9992
    @mosusmohammed9992 Před 3 lety +398

    having a type of student called "depressed kid" In high schools just shows how bad the school system is.

    • @snatchles8447
      @snatchles8447 Před 3 lety +3

      ikr.... it’s sad to see.

    • @mythicalbean
      @mythicalbean Před 3 lety +8

      I’m depressed because of my family, not the school system and no one knows I am depressed

    • @xxprologancool3538
      @xxprologancool3538 Před 3 lety

      @@mythicalbean Well you should say something.

    • @carcar7995
      @carcar7995 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sawsawsuka That's sad

    • @yoonjinpark8308
      @yoonjinpark8308 Před 3 lety

      @@mythicalbean Literally such a mood. I was homeschooled for 3 years in a row then went back in 8th grade to the public school and it was amazing I loved it. then rona came around and the year got cut short in march. freshman year came around and I was doing my school's online program because my mom wont let me wear a mask. I'm in band so I got to see friends at practices. after 9 weeks my mom made me switch to a separate homeschooling program because it just wasn't working out. i really need to be in an actual classroom. anyways that lead to me being kicked out out band by the principal because I'm not actually going to the school. i went to band in middle school even though i was homeschooled but because its an extra curricular and in high school its a little different cause they actually give you a grade or something idk exactly how it works but yeah so they get to choose if i can go. so now i barely leave the house or see my friends or anything and my mom isn't making things any better and i can't stand her most of the time. the virus is literally ruining my life, I'm only alive because there's a little bit of hope left inside of me but i don't see any point in living if things don't get better by the time i graduate
      by the way sorry for the rant if anyone actually read this I've just got a lot of shit bottled up and needed to get some of it out somehow

  • @Jgriff700
    @Jgriff700 Před rokem +1

    Bro just defined my entire math class 💀

  • @aeternovortrix
    @aeternovortrix Před rokem

    the "going through a phase" kids part hit home

  • @nutella7330
    @nutella7330 Před 4 lety +251

    Don’t forget the “Hot Cheeto Girl”

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 Před 4 lety +10

      Don’t stereotype that. Hot Cheetos is the best

    • @spencersun5375
      @spencersun5375 Před 4 lety +1

      Thats me except I'm a guy

    • @VPlaya
      @VPlaya Před 4 lety +4

      @@masterofdragons82 nah bruu takis

    • @eden2593
      @eden2593 Před 4 lety +3

      omg when i tell you how i violently gasped-

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 Před 4 lety +2

      VPlaya I meant chips in general not just hot Cheetos even though I said hot Cheetos. But your right takis if the best. Crazy how takis were created in 1999

  • @tmarino721
    @tmarino721 Před 4 lety +2073

    I didn’t know even middle schoolers were smoking/vaping. Don’t know what middle school you all went to, but that never happened at mine lol

    • @moonbluegalaxy
      @moonbluegalaxy Před 4 lety +209

      Oh I remember 8 graders vaping last year so their ski trip got cancelled

    • @kawosdhdos
      @kawosdhdos Před 4 lety +148

      When i was in 7th grade, I sat at the back of the bus and there was some girl vaping. it was in texas. i guess this largely depends on where you live

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed Před 4 lety +58

      They don't smoke here in India. They spit tobacco.

    • @DomainAspect
      @DomainAspect Před 4 lety +48

      Is not talking about your middle school, he is talking about certain accurate stereotypes pertaining to middle school kids. As a socially awkward nerd who got into an ivy this is correct by 90%. All his videos are relatable and well made and I appreciate that!

    • @Mayflower-xo8ew
      @Mayflower-xo8ew Před 4 lety +53

      Kids here are smoking pot at 12 💀 Arizona is wild

  • @lilyc4960
    @lilyc4960 Před rokem

    ... why is this the definition on my whole middle school?

  • @lucas.warner
    @lucas.warner Před rokem +1

    the "cool kids" one is SPOT ON like literally everything is completely right except you forgot to add that they always act suspicious and whisper about everything

  • @thine.
    @thine. Před 2 lety +6141

    i like how the depressed kid ends with "just go ahead and give them a hug" :')

  • @integer9590
    @integer9590 Před 4 lety +883

    "The smart kids are the type of kids to whine about failing an exam but at the end of the day, they get a 93%"
    i feel attacked

  • @jolielaidesometimes
    @jolielaidesometimes Před rokem

    dang the 'going through a phase' one summed up every point abt my life

  • @For3stChildren
    @For3stChildren Před rokem +2

    What an I I'm a chill child With depression, anxiety, social anxiety, trust and anger issues that is an introvert but somehow everyone is scared of and I am somehow very athletic and flexable

  • @chaoticfroggo6852
    @chaoticfroggo6852 Před 4 lety +291

    Me, a quiet kid going in High School in the fall:
    **Laughing evilly in the corner**

  • @iv.theorange
    @iv.theorange Před 3 lety +298

    There are two types of quiet kids.
    The dangerous one:
    -They don't talk AT ALL
    -They usually have a hoodie on
    -The type you should stay away from
    -Probably a psychopath
    -Don't cross them
    The one who has social anxiety or doesn't like meeting new people:
    -These kids are usually friendly once you get to know them
    -They HATE getting up in the middle of class
    -They will never ask questions
    -Not a psychopath
    -Good people (from experience)
    (There is also the kid who isn't actually quiet, they just hate everybody)
    These types get mixed up a lot. You don't need to be psychopathic to be a quiet kid. I'm one myself and I'm always getting stereotyped by "ThE cOoL kIdS" because I don't talk. I'm not depressed, I just have anxiety and a migraine from listening to you rant about Heartly's new boyfriend. DON'T MIX THEM UP.

    • @bakedbacon2
      @bakedbacon2 Před 3 lety +22

      I am the inner psychopath quiet kid
      -i never talk
      -i almost have no friends
      -i can be easily angered
      -i don't speak with others much

    • @tinymajor214
      @tinymajor214 Před 3 lety +3

      @@bakedbacon2 nice

    • @midnightshines9701
      @midnightshines9701 Před 3 lety +6

      Im the second one except for the social anxiety and the hoodie

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller Před 3 lety +17

      I am the second one. The few times I did talk in high school everyone would always be surprised as if they found out the secrets of the universe.

    • @Not_Toast
      @Not_Toast Před 3 lety +6

      Im both lmao

  • @moustafaelkady4913
    @moustafaelkady4913 Před rokem

    This is like explaining every type of entity in the backrroms

  • @iburality
    @iburality Před 9 měsíci

    as a mix of all of these i see this as an absolute loss

  • @KFCMCDONALDS12874
    @KFCMCDONALDS12874 Před 3 lety +310

    Im the “normal” kid that hates most of these stereotypes

    • @bexx7956
      @bexx7956 Před 3 lety +11

      Captain Doggo II normal gang. Except I’m not actually normal I just do the work and sleep for the rest of class when I finish it.

    • @Autumn_The_Nerd
      @Autumn_The_Nerd Před 3 lety +14

      Honestly, kinda same, Im kinda a mix of these cause im a weird normal, I get good grades, stress over low ones for a day or two, I just kinda do my thing

    • @evangelionpilled
      @evangelionpilled Před 3 lety +2

      if you think you're normal you arent. You're probably very annoying, and a part of the boys except you aren't

    • @bexx7956
      @bexx7956 Před 3 lety +1

      I just peed my pants but anyway, k bud

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep I’m normal too

  • @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs
    @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs Před 3 lety +868

    “the gay kid that’s half closeted but when asked won’t lie”
    - is loud
    - good jokes but half of them are jokes on their own trauma
    - not doing okay but it’s whatever
    - majority of friends are online
    - is cool in most people’s books but not really friends with any of them
    - not carrying flags around school but they openly listen to gay music and make gay jokes
    - hop from group to group throughout the day bc they aren’t fully in any of them
    - can’t stick to an aesthetic for jack shit but it’s okay
    - elite music taste
    (I’m the gay kid)

    • @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs
      @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs Před 3 lety +19

      Itz Rebekah man I was calling mySELF out its good to know I’m not the only one😹😹

    • @KoffeeIsFishy
      @KoffeeIsFishy Před 3 lety +18

      Nah you called me out too, is this more common than I thought?

    • @mebb_12
      @mebb_12 Před 3 lety +12

      Ooh ooh pick me pick me!

    • @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs
      @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs Před 3 lety +8

      Koffee I’m like, the only one at my school, so I’m thinking there’s only one in every school👀👀

    • @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs
      @sh4tt3r3dw1ngs Před 3 lety +4

      MagicAshley_Gacha yes😎

  • @polarplaysroblox
    @polarplaysroblox Před 9 měsíci +2

    I’m a mixture of the “cool kid” and the “smart kid” cause I get all A’s people like me because I help them with work when they confused in class

  • @VIIGOOSEVII
    @VIIGOOSEVII Před rokem

    The “ going through a phase” one is literally me

  • @captainemerald8863
    @captainemerald8863 Před 3 lety +1379

    “Heh. There’s no way he can insult me!”
    10 seconds later: *shaking and crying*

  • @nimolidatar
    @nimolidatar Před 4 lety +204

    "Because the education system finally broke them" felt that

  • @purplestone932
    @purplestone932 Před rokem

    This person described my whole school in 60 seconds 😭😭😭

  • @airfriedtatertots
    @airfriedtatertots Před rokem

    I'm quite glad to not be called emo or dramatic in this video, surprisingly wholesome.

  • @94differentvibes62
    @94differentvibes62 Před 3 lety +1612

    You forgot the ‘Pick-me-girl not-like-other-girls’ and ‘depressed but not really depressed’.
    -fishes for compliments
    -aesthetic
    -wants drama
    -tries to hide the fact they like drama
    -‘quiet kid’
    -“Nobody loves me I’m so bad 😭😭😭😭”
    -Self-proclaimed tomboy
    -I’m So QuIrKy!

    • @corpsemotif
      @corpsemotif Před 3 lety +48

      i was looking for this comment lmao

    • @kin4018
      @kin4018 Před 3 lety +89

      more like “i’m not like other girls” type

    • @perseph0ne1608
      @perseph0ne1608 Před 3 lety +87

      You not wrong, that’s why it’s so hard to trust people when they say “ I’m depressed” because you don’t know if they actually are. The kids that lie about them having depression, just ruins it for the kids who actually have depression.

    • @94differentvibes62
      @94differentvibes62 Před 3 lety +31

      Armyfor life ikr it’s ridiculous and rude to those who actually have depression

    • @perseph0ne1608
      @perseph0ne1608 Před 3 lety +14

      94 Different Vibes
      Exactly, fishing for attention is considered “bad” but at least don’t do it in a way that is taken very seriously in society. Like lying about you health issues or mental health. It just doesn’t work out at the end.

  • @zarcul1919
    @zarcul1919 Před 4 lety +13678

    This is one of the most accurate things I've seen

  • @jirou30
    @jirou30 Před rokem

    There’s a part of me in all of those lmao🤣🤣

  • @JessN0tHere
    @JessN0tHere Před 9 měsíci

    Lmao so many people at my school think I’m depressed and if they were to hug me I would flinch away. I’m not even depressed I’m just really tired.

  • @pixieliss7905
    @pixieliss7905 Před 3 lety +208

    the comments section: I’m an art kid, cool kid, quiet kid and depressed kid.

  • @AMG-ko3gt
    @AMG-ko3gt Před 4 lety +10526

    Video suggestion: Roasting every pre-school student in 60 seconds.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed Před 4 lety +299

      They pick their noses!

    • @kyj5535
      @kyj5535 Před 4 lety +126

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed thats what i did when i was in pre shcool and it was kool

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed Před 4 lety +133

      @@kyj5535 You spell cool with a k, so I can tell that you're the alpha lad.

    • @kyj5535
      @kyj5535 Před 4 lety +45

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed i did it as a joke ok kool man

    • @developNG
      @developNG Před 4 lety +83

      The quiet kid: parent’s still haven’t taught them how to talk yet

  • @hymaasad11
    @hymaasad11 Před rokem

    I'm the "going through a phase" kid and bro you called every last detail on me I showed my sisters and they started laughing so hard

  • @jacobs7593
    @jacobs7593 Před rokem

    ShivVZG: roasting middle school kids
    Meanwhile me in Canada who doesn’t have middle school 😂

  • @eggbrread
    @eggbrread Před 4 lety +300

    What about this one kid?
    Edit: These People Are Called #DeadInsides
    -They get almost no sleep
    -Somehow they get good grades
    -They have about one or two best friends
    -They get distracted easily and they hate school
    -They don't finish assignments until the last few hours it's due
    -They are very awkward around new people

  • @Theoriginalstarkittnd93
    @Theoriginalstarkittnd93 Před 4 lety +163

    “The depressed kid”
    ...I swear if he insults them for having depression-
    “If you see one of them just go ahead and give them a hug”
    Awh that’s actually really wholesome-
    Edit: I’m subscribing.

    • @dre.s52
      @dre.s52 Před 4 lety +3

      gacha sucks

    • @stinkape3417
      @stinkape3417 Před 4 lety +2

      minted So you hate a way of expressing what you like to do

    • @Theoriginalstarkittnd93
      @Theoriginalstarkittnd93 Před 4 lety +2

      minted ..this comment had nothing to do with gacha though-

    • @dre.s52
      @dre.s52 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Theoriginalstarkittnd93 ik you 12 year old

    • @dre.s52
      @dre.s52 Před 4 lety +2

      @Snail didnt ask :)

  • @x_rosie_x6494
    @x_rosie_x6494 Před rokem +1

    You forgot one...
    The loud mouths
    - they never stop talking
    - always called the worst grade in the school
    - the bad kids
    - the “I’m not mad just disappointed” kids
    - they always backstab each other
    - and gossip is my oxygen kids
    Not me just remembering my terrible middle school years

  • @Lulu.13666
    @Lulu.13666 Před rokem

    I’ve never seen anything more accurate than the going through a phase kid

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam Před 3 lety +451

    The kid that tries to make the depressed kid feel better: Lemme give you a hug
    Coronavirus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    • @johnjohnfofohniam
      @johnjohnfofohniam Před 3 lety +18

      @@beautysecrets3196 Hi Crystal. I appreciate you voicing your opinion, but I believe you could’ve worded it a tad kinder. Yes, maybe the joke is overused, but it is still somewhat popular, so I figured I’d use it. Maybe we share a different sense of humour, or maybe you believe that my humour is mundane and aged, but I’d really appreciate if you would have stated your thoughts in a nicer way.

    • @isaacanimates1890
      @isaacanimates1890 Před 3 lety +4

      Also- I haven’t seen any coronavirus jokes at all lately- maybe I don’t watch the videos you watch but hey- if I have never seen one of these jokes guess what
      *its not overused*

    • @isaacanimates1890
      @isaacanimates1890 Před 3 lety +2

      Please think before you type some random stuff that doesn’t make sense or go with the times especially if it’s negative!

    • @isaacanimates1890
      @isaacanimates1890 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnjohnfofohniam xD I feel you- I’m gone feel so awkward when this whole pandemic is out and I get to see people that aren’t my family since a few years lol

    • @angelmark1391
      @angelmark1391 Před 3 lety +1

      I am that kid. Coronavirus has succeeded in ending my career of hugging

  • @diimsvm
    @diimsvm Před 3 lety +127

    "Smart kids : would whine about a test"
    When you have asian parents pressuring you to get a high score or they'll disown you :

    • @arielleschwartz8145
      @arielleschwartz8145 Před 3 lety

      I have Colombian parents. I’m just that kid but I don’t have panic attacks or anything I’m just really smart

    • @pedotrain5214
      @pedotrain5214 Před 3 lety +8

      @@arielleschwartz8145 sir i am afraid to inform you that by saying "im just really smart", your big bren privileges have been automatically taken away. Hand over your high iq card immediately.

    • @arielleschwartz8145
      @arielleschwartz8145 Před 3 lety

      @@pedotrain5214 I’m in middle school. Still very hard because they assign a lot of work. I’m not the best in Language arts, but I’m good in everything else. And I’m a girl.

    • @Ionknow..
      @Ionknow.. Před 3 lety +1

      I’m fine with tests, it’s homework I really hate, and studying

    • @lunarwarrior1614
      @lunarwarrior1614 Před 3 lety

      @@arielleschwartz8145 pls the really smart kids actually say they're dumbasses all the time---

  • @kylercards725
    @kylercards725 Před rokem

    It was actually 61 seconds but okay
    (Really though a quite accurate video, nice job man)

  • @puddin9079
    @puddin9079 Před rokem +1

    Don't mess with the goddamn quiet kids fr 😭
    These two girls (I was friends with both) got into the fight one girl (the quiet kid) left unscathed and the other looked like a freaking hurricane hit her, she had a scar on her cheek & everything.

  • @adriel6634
    @adriel6634 Před 3 lety +111

    “Friendly semi quiet kid”
    - Gets pretty decent grades
    - Usually never speaks in class
    - Talks to people when prompted and can hold a conversation well
    - Has social media but never uses it
    - Will help you if you ask them
    - Usually chill

    • @Onlyreal23
      @Onlyreal23 Před 3 lety +16

      U just described me. Except I use YT 24/7

    • @Maki-mh3ux
      @Maki-mh3ux Před 3 lety +7

      tHaT ME. tho honestly i can be pretty social af just dunno how to start or hold a convo

    • @fauxhuman0
      @fauxhuman0 Před 3 lety +9

      I’m the smart quiet kid that secretly hates myself
      -All A’s, though I usually get at least one 91
      -Only speaks around friends or when spoken to.
      -Hates talking to people I’m not close with
      -Has no social media
      -I probably look like a stuck up brat to everyone because I only ever talk to the people within my circle

    • @Kaiseriin
      @Kaiseriin Před 3 lety

      Yeay! finally not a shooting type :D

    • @boorave
      @boorave Před 3 lety

      This is exactly me, I can exactly relate with -has social media but never uses 😂

  • @kamryn8703
    @kamryn8703 Před 3 lety +1810

    “Just be careful around them and stay safe”
    As a quiet kid myself, this is the best advice.

    • @kamryn8703
      @kamryn8703 Před 3 lety +62

      @Camila Rojas yes

    • @chachin4053
      @chachin4053 Před 3 lety +25

      What would you do m8

    • @kamryn8703
      @kamryn8703 Před 3 lety +44

      @@chachin4053 girlie, don’t get to close or i’ll rip your eye out.

    • @chachin4053
      @chachin4053 Před 3 lety +42

      @@kamryn8703 Not the eye, I want a painless death

    • @imboredtbh.2043
      @imboredtbh.2043 Před 3 lety +9

      @@chachin4053 same ✌🥲

  • @ishakawade9100
    @ishakawade9100 Před rokem

    i really thank god my depressive phase began after my middle school literally the best phase now im just grinding

  • @rhea1671
    @rhea1671 Před 3 lety +415

    Anyone know this one guy:
    Trys to be friends with the popular kids
    thinks saying your mom is super savage
    Is probably snitch too

    • @sellfone1913
      @sellfone1913 Před 3 lety +29

      You mean the one new kid you try to become friends with at first, but soon realize he's a popularity feeding monster who flexes fake Gucci.

    • @valindae
      @valindae Před 3 lety +13

      *The lame kid who has no life*

    • @watermelon1310
      @watermelon1310 Před 3 lety +4

      ShortcakeAlive 23 huh? did someone call me?

    • @rebellioustrashpanda4289
      @rebellioustrashpanda4289 Před 3 lety +5

      Try "the wannabe"

    • @valindae
      @valindae Před 3 lety +3

      @@rebellioustrashpanda4289 *yes* that is what i was looking for XD

  • @marthabolanos5930
    @marthabolanos5930 Před 3 lety +515

    Me, a gamer: *No, no, he's got a point.*

  • @Donut_D_Ace
    @Donut_D_Ace Před 9 měsíci

    Not my class being the exact opposite of what you just said 💀

  • @jacksofalltrades8173
    @jacksofalltrades8173 Před rokem

    It's crazy how true the smart kid roasts are.

  • @cream2406
    @cream2406 Před 3 lety +411

    Me:
    -Good grades
    -Pretty much chill with everyone
    -Games
    -Doesn’t talk that much,
    Uh yeah that’s pretty much it.

  • @allana2019
    @allana2019 Před 3 lety +1509

    you forgot
    "The kid who seems normal until you realize he's emotionally unstable and depressed and all he needs is someone to talk to"
    no? just me? okay...

    • @FablordSzn
      @FablordSzn Před 3 lety +35

      Chill iam there too nobody talks to me either

    • @tasnuvarahman7098
      @tasnuvarahman7098 Před 3 lety +10

      😭🤚🏼

    • @lollivee6770
      @lollivee6770 Před 3 lety +7

      Isn’t that just the depressed kid?

    • @notacasual5593
      @notacasual5593 Před 3 lety +27

      @@lollivee6770 no depression is when you can't even handle it. Plus everything has its intensity. You can be depressed, but not suffering from "clinical depression". Most of the time, it's because of how you think. I had my own, well, bad phase, but now I look back at it and just think that if you can't change anything, you have to give up on everything. That's it.

    • @abyss8226
      @abyss8226 Před 3 lety +3

      saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

  • @imaguy7070
    @imaguy7070 Před rokem

    He just described every kid in middle school

  • @furinalvr
    @furinalvr Před rokem +2

    As a going through a phase kid I can confirm that it was the damn school system.

  • @krazykittykat759
    @krazykittykat759 Před 3 lety +541

    The class clown:
    - This kid loves attention
    - He/she gets in loads of trouble
    - Has no problem with causing trouble in detention
    - This kid is SUPER noisy
    - And this kid's taste in comedy is amazing

  • @smite7907
    @smite7907 Před 3 lety +184

    The kid who lost all feelings:
    -dont care about homework but would still try to help you
    -doesnt make fun of anyone
    -is most likely bottling up emotions and will eventually snap
    -is really kind

    • @babybee9201
      @babybee9201 Před 3 lety +6

      tha- yea that's me ._.

    • @rosie7702
      @rosie7702 Před 3 lety +1

      Me kinda lol

    • @khloe1498
      @khloe1498 Před 3 lety +17

      -has friends but isnt included in a bunch of things
      -likes being quiet but thinks a lot
      -pretends to be okay

    • @dkmetcalf5158
      @dkmetcalf5158 Před 3 lety +1

      Me

    • @fr0gmouthz
      @fr0gmouthz Před 3 lety +7

      .
      Damn.
      Am I "The kid who lost all feelings"-

  • @Stockholm_4lifeeee
    @Stockholm_4lifeeee Před 20 dny

    The “going through a face” kid and depressed is definitely me

  • @mxxi8506
    @mxxi8506 Před rokem

    Bruh, I’m literally the introvert in my friend group, their all extroverted 😭😭

  • @missserenity1090
    @missserenity1090 Před 3 lety +828

    I was the “going through a phase” kid and I would like to apologize to everyone for that.

    • @christinamacquarrie9846
      @christinamacquarrie9846 Před 3 lety +30

      as u should

    • @almostmybedtime
      @almostmybedtime Před 3 lety +67

      character development we love to see it

    • @bobby3210
      @bobby3210 Před 3 lety +8

      I was the going through a phase kid as well but I actually had a reason and it was bc I was a cool kid and the principal hated me so he set me up and I went to Juvi and then I changed throughout middle school and then by high school I became a cool kid/loner at times I have no idea what that’s called but I would steal peoples food on accident but bc they gave it to me I wouldn’t mind.

    • @cal9610
      @cal9610 Před 3 lety +4

      This made me laugh and I don’t know why

    • @missindia6546
      @missindia6546 Před 3 lety +4

      oh yess me too..i would like to apologize to my parents, my friends,teachers and family members who put up with my shit back then...