Calling your Jealous Boyfriends Dabi and Shigaraki - MHA Role Play ASMR
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- čas přidán 30. 10. 2022
- In a comedic turn of events you call your jealous boyfriends Dabi and Shigaraki just so they can fight for you.
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“no way daddy issues” 😭😭😭
STOP THEM ROASTING EACH OTHER IS TOO FUNNY I CANT EVEN QUOTE THEM ALL😭
The funny thing is Tomura had daddy issues before he killed his dad
@@vigilante_deku6691 true
Lollll
I couldn't stop laughing TwT
The way dabi casually called shigaraki a shrimp dick 😂
And then shigaraki called keigo a nugget boi
now that had me laughing
I'm an shrimp:(
@Keigo Takami LMAO
Shrimp 🍤🍤🍤🍤
"Don't tell me that's Keigo. I thought you djmped his ass."
Simping for all three of them is like simping for bakudekutodo
Righttt
frr
Fr😂
" Didn't you have a dog?"
AAAAAHHHH
I YELLED 😭
I COULDN’T-
I SNORTED
YEA LIKE WHATTTT
I dropped the phone and wheezed
*Dabi and shiggy arguing about whose the main dish*
Me:dabi's main dish BUT SHIGGYS THE DESSERT AND I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH
Nah fr 😭😭
DAUMN
U have to eat the main dish first😌
Then u can have dessert
And Hawks is the Appetizer!
When Shiggy said "Is that BTS?" at @5:48 referring to Keigo, I started wheezing pls the dialogue is so funny 😭💞
AHAHAHA
Agreed
I genuinely rolled around in my bed, I laughed too hard 💀💀
I'm on a bunk bed if I roll off I die
The “gobble gobble, slurp slurp” really got me😂😂😂😂
Same
"nOoO way daddy issuis!"
I love this!
1:49 the wheeze after the laugh i can't😭-
ikr-
Listener needs three boyfriends because that’s the amount they needs to piece together one functional relationship
“Baby Back Bitch” is quite possibly the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂 I’m in love
please give me a timestamp
"Let them choose"
I choose the one that's in need of a mental hospital (shigaraki*)
Don't all do them do?
@@JarOfStars_ oh yea 💀💀 true 😭
I said my pillow 😋👍🏼
I can explain it simply
Dabi: = fuck toy
Shiggy: hang out buddy
Mr flappy flap: free fucjing food and ride
YESSS HAHAHA😭
And aizawa main bitch I should add 😎🤚
FLAPPY FLAP 😭😭😭
My mom is probably searching for a mental health hospital after hearing me laugh that loud😊
“Dabi your a side piece” 😂😂😂
"Captin Eczema" me who has Eczema: I feel loved by my skin condition for once in my life
Well you are Shigaraki
@@blackscorpion4053 oh shit I forgot to change my user 💀
@@Shgarak_enk Shigaraki, they won’t let you at city hall to change your name PERIOD.
@@blackscorpion4053 😭
Bro me too😅😂
1:21 Dabi:hang up the phone
Shigaraki: nO wAy DaDdY iSsUeS
"no way daddy issues" "didn't loose yours on the fire?" JAKAAJAKAJAKAKAKSKSKSKSKSSKSKSALL THAT PART WAS JUST SOOO FUNNY
"How about the three of us come torture you" GOT ME LAUGHING MY A** OUT
Hawks: Who do you like mo-
Me: SHIGGY❤
This shits hilarious, I'm supposed to be asleep though. I just have to silently laugh into my blanket💀💀💀
Bro samee, we be doing the same thing (it's 4am lol help my sleep schedule man)
@@CallmeAsh.Ace. i started this then continuing now
Same tho 💀
sameee-
i aint got school tomm so
They roasting each other left and right 🤣🤣🤣
Can someone PLEASE tell me why this is so ducking funny 🤣🤣. I was cackling at 2am the entire time.
The freaking SHADE BEING YEETED.
Me in the background: 👁️👄👁️🍿🍿
Hawks : Who do you like more ?? Me : Myself !! Self love is important
I mean can’t relate but amazing
"didn't you have a dog?!" THE WAY I GASPED
"I kinda killed my whole f-family..so T-that's kinda..fucked up 😀"
I CAN'T AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Wtf is a booty call???
Gobble gobble slurp slurp😂😂😂
The fact that hawks ordered "extra chicken nugs made me laugh hecka hard
Idk who said "is that bts" but i was dying when they said that😂😂😂
EXCUSE ME DABI!!! WE DO NOT USE THAT "C" WORD
Dont worry shiggy its ok :)
Wait a damn minute. I AM NOT GOING ON⬛🔶 TO WATCH IT *Immedently get computer* what is it called?😏
I can't breathe 😂😂😂 I'm crying this is so funny I wasn't expecting to laugh nonstop. The roasts are phenomenal
It's amazing ✨✨✨
Help I'm dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m on the floor dead laughing at the argument then when Keigo jumped in, holy shit. I love them so much. Also I should be sleeping but nah.
TELL US WHEN THE “IT” VERSION COMES OUT PLEASE 😭😭😭
1:38 - 2:00 Emotional DAMAGE!
Fr tho
(Clean version) 😭😭😭 IT'S A LIEEE
Me listening to them talk in the call. Trying not to laugh about the trauma jokes😅😂
Their roast at each other are sending me !!!🤣😂😅
"GET WHO GOT MCDONALD'S"
me:😍MICKEY DEEEEESSS!!!!!!
6:59
THE SLANDER😂
Me rolling around in my bad and laughing my ass of the interior time.
The end:
👁️👄👁️
Listening to Dabi and Shiggy fight is HILARIOUS!!
"didn't you lose yours in the fire?" NAAAAAHHHHHH💀
BRO THE NAMES AND ROASTS DUDE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love this audio already 😂 ( also can we get an audio of Shigaraki panicking about Hana’s first period? I think it would be hilarious seeing him like that)
AMAZING IDEA!!!
Yes we need that now
Yes.
NOT THE HUB INTRO AT THE END- 💀
This is not a asmr this is comedy
Oh shit it was funny listening to them roast each other, but shigaraki didn't have to bring up dabis past trauma and dabi didn't need to bring up "the dog incident"
*dabi and shiggy fighting*
me: *heheheh this all going according to plan* 🤪
*keigo enters*
me: PFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAH IM DEAD PLS 😭☠️👀
Dabi : Hang up the phone
Shiggy: No way daddy issues
Me:damnnn
“You’re seeing us both?”
WAIT HE DOENSG KNOW
ARE WE CHEATING?!?!
Edit: oh we are so cheating, I’m surprised the boys stayed with our trashy ass 😂
Technically we’re in a harem
It may be a poly relationship.
YALL ARE BOTH SIDE PIECES IM HERE FOR TOGA 🫶🏻
This made me laugh so hard, Dabi would be the one to make us you wink wink nudge nudge lol. Lol I have a favourite, and I think all of them would know who that is 😂
“i hear someone seething in the background.”
I'm not choosing shit, this gonna turn into Tengen and his wives in Uno reverse lol 🤣
Oh my God yes 🤣😂
Hahahaha! The first thing out of this video "WHAT"
I'm currently trying not to laugh right now because I'm listening to this in class right now lol
Oh god lmao
Your so brave I could never 🫡
"Didn't you have a dog?"
WOAH!!! TOO FAR DUDE, WAYYY TOO FAR!!!
THE ENDING 💀💀💀💀💀
1:24 "No way daddy issues!"
I CAN'T-
When they were roasting each other I WAS DYING LAUGHING
Where is it in the “HUB” 🤨🤨🤨
Shiggy and dabi talking about eating me as I just noticed they fight over me then I just eat spicy chicken* hey toga can we buy more food for these annoying guys
Toga: sure!
Me: just apoect I like all of you equally so no more bts drama
" is that BTS? " 😭😭😭
"No way daddy issues" HE DID NOT
💀💀💀
These comebacks between Dabi and Shiggy are great 😆I'm trying not to choke on my coffee while I wake up.
Whoa, no, no, Dabi, time out! Don't bring Mon into this! *hugs corgi plush and pouts* Oh damn, I didn't expect Hawk's to show-up as our 3rd boyfriend.
Also the ENDING I'm dead
Shigi: Is that BTS?
Me: *drops dead from laughter on the floor*
No cuz I’m Wheezing this whole time. Help!!!😢😂
"No way daddy issues." Damn! 😆
Hawks : Who do you like more ?? me: Keigo
"KFC is in need of an a$$ whoopin" really got me for some reason😂😂
I fucking can’t with this audio 😂 amazing job as always
"We both got ✨Daddy Issues ✨"
Bro sameeee ✨Daddy Issues for life ✨
Your content is amazing i almost fell out of my bed when i say the notifacation great work doki!!!!! Can I also get a hello? (If thats okay)
Hello!
CAN I GET A HI FROM DOKI??
hello!!
@@DokiDokityi … I noticed you don’t add the other link… any particular reason?!
1:56
Dabi, that was a low blow, come man, I thought you were better than that😢
The last audio scared the shit outta me 😃✨
Why you here
He said “gObBle GoBbLe SlUrP sLuRp”😂😂😂❤❤
My mom is looking at me like I'm possessed. I am listening (with headphones) to it while crying and laughing like a damn fool!
I can't this is too f_cking funny
Not the "slurp slurp" lol😂
I was dying in the first 2 minutes because of the roasts
I can explain this simply
Dabi: our f toy
Shiggy: hang out buddy
Hawks: food deliverer
SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!!!
Please do a unclean version of this.
Dabi your a side piece 😂😂😂 I’m dying
"The player is getting played, touche."
Iam crying here too funny 😂😂 didnt know i needed this! Cant wait for part 2 and I would love to have a aizawa, dabi and shinsou one think that would be interesting
Me: *eating chips*
Them :*Arguing*
Me: what's for dinner?
Can you do a same where shigaraki has a panic attack and started to cry then listener holds him while he is crying with a panic attack he also started to shake.
Oh gos I'm crying, its so funny 😂😭
PAHAHAHA GOBBLE GOBBLE SLURP SLURP LMAO
5:46 "Is that bts?"
I FUCKING CAN'T-😭😭😭
I love that it says "clean version" when there's the f-word in it 😊
Omg I absolutely loved this XD it was amazing
"You kindly hang up the phone and fuck off" me:*sips tea* i love drama
Holy crap this is hilarious!!!
this was too funny to listen to 🤣
Me yelling at them over the phone
Me realizing that they ain’t real😢
Dam I love this. Thanks for the asmr ❤
WHEN IS SOON, DOKI?!? ITS BEEN A WEEK 🤬😤
PAHAHAHA "FEELS BAD MAN"
If this is the clean version I wonder what the dirty one is like
WHAT IM SAYIN