A couple of weeks ago I watched this same scene on afternoon TV, and perhaps because it was not shown late at night they cut most of the frames of Mr. Kidd on fire.
Before someone lets a presidential master-clown like Selinsky talk freely about a preventive armageddon during an active military confrontation, please make sure that he has at least the IQ of Kim Jong Un and the presence of mind of Biden.
Also can’t fool Bond when comes to Wine or other alcohol as he an expert in wine and was testing Wint to see if actually knew anything about Wine but the after shave was what sealed his fate as got Bond same after shave on him when Wint and Kidd knocked him out and put in trunk with Wints bottle of After shave in their and Bond broke it when laid on it
Before someone lets a presidential master-clown like Selinsky talk freely about a preventive armageddon during an active military confrontation, please make sure that he has at least the IQ of Kim Jong Un and the presence of mind of Biden.
I noticed a couple of "Looney Tunes" cartoon references in this movie. In this scene,quote: "But that would ruin the surpreeze" That is when Bugs Bunny makes the Tazmanian Devil the "Wild Turkey Surprise" ( bunch of TNT shaped light a turkey). NO. 2 , when the ship begins it's fanfare send-off, Wint and Kidd are peering out the window like Sylvester The Cat when he learned Tweety was onboard the cruise ship.
Bond: "But the wine is quite excellent. Although, for such a grand meal, I'd have rather expected a claret." Wint: "Of course. Unfortunately, our seller is rather poorly stocked with clarets." Bond: "...Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat." Dunno why, but I just love the way Bond trips them up there :L
Mr. Wint could have said to Bond, "I have no idea what you are referring to sir but this brand must be a popular aftershave." That way he wouldn't have blown his and Kidd's cover if he had any brains to think about it.
What are you talking about? They were literally two of the most formidable foes Bond ever faced. Aside from Jaws, the russian guy who couldn't feel pain (forgot his name), and maybe oddjob, who could beat those two?
I have to agree with Tommy on this. With all their other kills they stuck around to make sure their victims died. But with Bond they constantly leave him and assume their plan worked. Then again the greatest hitmen are no match for plot armour.
@@George-Hawthorne Well that's what happens in EVERY Bond movie. Bond: You expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No Mr Bond l expect you to die. hahaha Then of course Goldie does a quick exit leaving his laser to turn Bond into two different agents. This _exiting_ was a Constant in Bond films. Not just for the two ahhh _San Franciscans_ in Diamonds
I forgot how much I loved this movie! I watched all the bond movies when I was 9 years old. I'm almost 20 now, I'm surprised at how well a scene like this holds up.
I am glad Tiffany rushed to the wall to hide from Mr. Wint and Kidd, also if that was a real cake, not sure how far that would have traveled when the tossed it.
That make two of us (Goldfinger pun intended)!!! From 1965 (when I was 5) on, I've seen every Bond opening at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. My brother and I used to make our dad take us over and over again. I too am impatiently waiting for the Blue Ray. I've seen every Bond flick at least 300 times and know every work of every script all the way up to Octopussy. Boy, I must have a lot of time on my hands !!! Ha ha.
This Bond film was rather ridiculous however Mr Wint and Mr Kidd made it all worth while. Haven't seen it in a few years should give the DVD another watch see how it compares now I'm older.
When Bond said, "I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat" Mr. Wint could have said to Bond, "I have no idea what you are referring to sir but this brand must be a popular aftershave." That way he wouldn't have blown his and Kidd's cover if he had any brains to think about it.
If I recall, Bond was unconscious the first two times they tried to kill him. (The cremation and trapping him in the pipeline) This was technically the only time that Bond saw what they looked like. So yes, Mr Wint could've come up with an alibi about the aftershave. But Bond caught them off guard anyway with the bit about the Clarets.
@@turkishjanitor3666I disagree. Bond was jumping to conclusions with the claret. Obviously the waiter knew it was a claret but he has to be polite to the customer - he cant embarrass Bond in front of his girl, he HAD to pretend it wasnt a claret. And he was wearing a popular aftershave - no crime in that. He even tried to give Bond an alarm clock as a thoughtful gift so he wouldnt wake up late the next day - thats called good service, anticipating your clients needs. For their kindness, Bond burnt them and threw them into the sea - its going to be unpleasant when the maitre dee comes looking for them. Now some might say that they tried to kill Bond. Nonsense. The first waiter got his sleeve caught because he thought Bond was choking and he was trying to Heimlich him. The second waiter just wanted to offer Bond a taste of two delicious flaming shishlik. Thats why he's advancing so slowly and carefully - if he had been homicidal he would have run as fast as he could while yelling
Bond was sharp enough to pick up on these two impostors because of his extensive training with the British Secret Service. He's also had self defense and weapons training, not to mention he's also been schooled in etiquette and fine dining. His lady friend didn't have to do anything. Bond had the situation under control.
TheTallMan35 he smelled the after shave which he remembers from when he was knocked out, Wint left his after shave in the car in trunk and Bond laid on it breaking the bottle and got the after shave on him. He said smelled a rat as he seen one when was trapped
As bad as this movie is, it was my first Bond film i saw at a young age. Seeing Mr. Kidd on fire and screaming like that freaked me out badly and gave me nightmares. Now that I'm older i see how silly his scene actually is.
"Diamonds" is a great Bond. It's mostly younger audiences that don't like it because they think filling the screen with lots of shit is the way to make movies.
2:42 - 2:47 I'm starting to see what Mr. Kidd saw in Mr. Wint. I'll bet that whenever they took a shower together, he just stood right behind him waiting for him to drop the soap.
This was certainly not one of the better Bond films, but "Mouton Rothschild IS a claret, and I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times I've smelled a rat" definitely qualifies as one of the better Bond one-liners.
My 3 favorite Bond girls in order are: 1. Ursula Andress (Dr. No), 2. Claudine Auger (Thunderball) and 3. Talisa Soto (License to Kill). Halle Berry would've EASILY made this list were it not for her stubborn insistence on having an unflatteringly short hair-do in Die Another Day. YMMV and MHO, of course.
you know, revisiting this movie in the context of the series and comparing it with the one that came soon after (The Man with the Golden Gun), you can clearly see those two movies were definitively a transitional period in tone shift. Connery's Bond was a lot dryer in humor and more serious in tone, whereas Moore's Bond was much goofier and fantastic in tone and humor, but this last Connery movie is the goofiest of his era, whereas TMWTGG is much more serious (but not the darkest) of the Moore era. Makes you think that the Broccoli production noticed that the harsh style of the early Bond movies was not pleasing to audiences anymore, and started to ease the tone, in a way that would better fit the 70s and early 80s audiences. The same tone shift happened between the last Moore movie (A View to a Kill) and the first Dalton movie (Living Daylights), with the previous being probably the most violent Moore-era Bond movie, and Dalton's era being definitively more bloody and dark than all other movies until that time
FYEO, Octo and AVTAK were all dark in their own ways. In other "darkness" Roger Moore made it with black women in his first and last Bond films. Now I hear they're hinting at a black female Bond.
Posing as top-notch waiters, they knew practically nothing about the wine they were serving. They did not recognise it and they served it incorrectly. Also, two times previously in the film James Bond had in some way come into contact with Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. Notably: while he was unconscious they put him in the pipe and he woke up smelling the aftershave strongly all over himself. And he didn't even attack them until Mr. Kidd attacked him with fire.
I'm not too sure why people hated this film. It's not a masterpiece, by any stretch, but then, Bond films were never meant to be that -- they were only supposed to be spoofs of spy films that took themselves way too seriously. Some JB films ('Doctor No'; 'From Russia, With Love') are better than others ('OHMSS') for various reasons, but all of them have their share of camp & corn. You'd sit down to watch one, knowing you were in for a totally unbelievable spy adventure that was so much fun!
As goofy as this whole scene is, the sight of Mr. Kidd with his upper body entirely engulfed in flames is rather intense.
A couple of weeks ago I watched this same scene on afternoon TV, and perhaps because it was not shown late at night they cut most of the frames of Mr. Kidd on fire.
“That’s rather potent, not the cork, your aftershave” 😂
"Strong enough to bury anything" 🔥
When Bond threw Mr. Wint overboard with the bomb he should've said, "bomb voyage" lol
You're my new favorite person
That would've fitted perfectly as this was Connery's last (official) Bond film.
Before someone lets a presidential master-clown like Selinsky talk freely about a preventive armageddon during an active military confrontation, please make sure that he has at least the IQ of Kim Jong Un and the presence of mind of Biden.
Ouch!!
Lame.
"I'll be the judge of that". Such a man.
the goofiest part is James Bond giving the killer a wedgie
"A happy selection, if I may say?"
"I'll be the judge of that"
*DENIED*
Wint and Kidd are underated as Bond villians
Mr Wint and Mr Kidd got their just Dessert's
"I've shmelt that aftershave before and both times I've shmelt a rat."
You just gotta love that 'You're not fooling me' smirk on Connery's face ;)
Also can’t fool Bond when comes to Wine or other alcohol as he an expert in wine and was testing Wint to see if actually knew anything about Wine but the after shave was what sealed his fate as got Bond same after shave on him when Wint and Kidd knocked him out and put in trunk with Wints bottle of After shave in their and Bond broke it when laid on it
The other encounter with them he literally smelt a rat when he was trapped with it in the pipes.
It made Bond smell like a tart's handkerchief. He didn't like that.
These guys are underrated Bond-villains as hell!
They’re henchmen
@@Demaad Still villains
They would never be used today
They were the best, the joy they took in their job...
"This is a most ingenious plan to kill James Bond right, Mr. Wint?"
"Indeed so, Mr. Kidd."
In the afterlife:
"I *thought* that it was a most ingenious plan to kill James Bond, Mr Wint?"
"Aww.... Shut up, Mr Kidd!"
@@commandingjudgedredd1841 🤣
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "The cake is a lie."
KOHF34 Lol
Before someone lets a presidential master-clown like Selinsky talk freely about a preventive armageddon during an active military confrontation, please make sure that he has at least the IQ of Kim Jong Un and the presence of mind of Biden.
Oooooww! He probably sounded like that when Mr Kidd entered the rear...
They sneaked in via the Back Door
2:30, James is getting strangled over there. I know, i'll throw that cake at them!
+Gordon Mackerel or 2:08 eeeee.....that's not gonna end well for James. Glad it's not me
These two guys really takes the cake!
For me Mr Kidd and Mr Wint are the most sadistic killers in The film series for years
Jaws
The look on the killers face at 1:06 is priceless
Mr Kidd's Burning is really quite brutal.
Underrated Villain duo ( wint & kidd ) , they were sinister and accompanied by a Cool Theme of their own.
I noticed a couple of "Looney Tunes" cartoon references in this movie. In this scene,quote: "But that would ruin the surpreeze" That is when Bugs Bunny makes the Tazmanian Devil the "Wild Turkey Surprise" ( bunch of TNT shaped light a turkey). NO. 2 , when the ship begins it's fanfare send-off, Wint and Kidd are peering out the window like Sylvester The Cat when he learned Tweety was onboard the cruise ship.
+Terry Hollas Great spot! You're absolutely right I have never noticed that!
Yessss, rigth!!!!
I love this scene. I like the way he throws him over the edge just before he explodes.
Applause for Mr. Wints Vanishing act. 😂👏
Pure Classic Never gets old
2:10 what do you know, a flaming queen LOL!
A killer Queen! But no Moët Chandon in a pretty cabinet!
Sounds like California surfer dude when he gets tossed over "whooooooah"
2:09 - An Oscar-worthy performance from Ms. Jill St. John.
I hate the way they have her in this scene
When she said "Eeee", I felt that.
Bravo.
2:44 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwww!
Ugh very XVBLOIYEQAAXVK
Well, that was a low blow, LOL. WEDGIE!!! :D
dmace81 😂😂
2:48 aowoahhhhhhh
Jill St.John gotta be worst Bond girl.
Funny to see Crispin Glovers father in this scene!
2:08 eeeee!
ROFLGASM at 2:44
My dad would piss himself when Wint did the ooh everytime DAF was on TV
Bond: "But the wine is quite excellent. Although, for such a grand meal, I'd have rather expected a claret."
Wint: "Of course. Unfortunately, our seller is rather poorly stocked with clarets."
Bond: "...Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat."
Dunno why, but I just love the way Bond trips them up there :L
Mr. Wint could have said to Bond, "I have no idea what you are referring to sir but this brand must be a popular aftershave." That way he wouldn't have blown his and Kidd's cover if he had any brains to think about it.
@@ETH5626 ...don't ever become a screenwriter.
@@ETH5626 Actually when you think about it, they could've also included some product placement.
Could have been plenty of "claret" around if Bond hadn't chosen those bloodless methods of killing them.
Two of the most inept hitmen ever.
Not really, they killed a bunch of people in the movie, they just couldn't get Bond himself, but who can?
@@GreatDarkSpot Exactly, They actually were very ingenuous hitmen in the flick.
What are you talking about? They were literally two of the most formidable foes Bond ever faced. Aside from Jaws, the russian guy who couldn't feel pain (forgot his name), and maybe oddjob, who could beat those two?
I have to agree with Tommy on this. With all their other kills they stuck around to make sure their victims died. But with Bond they constantly leave him and assume their plan worked. Then again the greatest hitmen are no match for plot armour.
@@George-Hawthorne
Well that's what happens in EVERY Bond movie.
Bond: You expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr Bond l expect you to die. hahaha
Then of course Goldie does a quick exit leaving his laser to turn Bond into two different agents. This _exiting_ was a Constant in Bond films. Not just for the two ahhh _San Franciscans_ in Diamonds
I forgot how much I loved this movie! I watched all the bond movies when I was 9 years old. I'm almost 20 now, I'm surprised at how well a scene like this holds up.
Bruh... I realize this was 10 years ago, but this is the most campy Bond movie ever. It doesn't hold up at all.
Dude, we are ageing, and over 30 now. Life goes by ma boi.
I Hope you are doing well, and now with 32 a rewatch?
I bought them on blue ray to re-enjoy them
I prefer it over the new ones. Because of its oddness.
hopefully you too. ! thx.@@CAESARbonds
And the Bomb exploded right away..... 😆
I am glad Tiffany rushed to the wall to hide from Mr. Wint and Kidd, also if that was a real cake, not sure how far that would have traveled when the tossed it.
"Well he certainly left with his tail between his legs" - Bond
In German: Den Hund hat's mit eingeklemmtem Schwanz zerrissen. (The dog was torn apart with its dick between its legs.)
Well, their plan went up in flames.
Excellent reincorporation of both the spilled perfume and Bond's extensive knowledge of alcohol (a call back to the Sherry scene during his briefing).
That one definitely takes the cake
That make two of us (Goldfinger pun intended)!!! From 1965 (when I was 5) on, I've seen every Bond opening at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. My brother and I used to make our dad take us over and over again. I too am impatiently waiting for the Blue Ray. I've seen every Bond flick at least 300 times and know every work of every script all the way up to Octopussy. Boy, I must have a lot of time on my hands !!! Ha ha.
I guess we now know that he catches while Mr. Kidd pitches!
This Bond film was rather ridiculous however Mr Wint and Mr Kidd made it all worth while. Haven't seen it in a few years should give the DVD another watch see how it compares now I'm older.
poor Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd..... if only we could have had more with them.....
2:09 "E!"
I love the way Bond took these two creeps out!
"Well, he certainly left with his tail between his legs " :)
When Bond said, "I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat" Mr. Wint could have said to Bond, "I have no idea what you are referring to sir but this brand must be a popular aftershave." That way he wouldn't have blown his and Kidd's cover if he had any brains to think about it.
If I recall, Bond was unconscious the first two times they tried to kill him. (The cremation and trapping him in the pipeline)
This was technically the only time that Bond saw what they looked like. So yes, Mr Wint could've come up with an alibi about the aftershave.
But Bond caught them off guard anyway with the bit about the Clarets.
@@Darkstar263yeah, no further rebuttals would've really helped them after that claret mistake
@@turkishjanitor3666I disagree. Bond was jumping to conclusions with the claret. Obviously the waiter knew it was a claret but he has to be polite to the customer - he cant embarrass Bond in front of his girl, he HAD to pretend it wasnt a claret. And he was wearing a popular aftershave - no crime in that. He even tried to give Bond an alarm clock as a thoughtful gift so he wouldnt wake up late the next day - thats called good service, anticipating your clients needs. For their kindness, Bond burnt them and threw them into the sea - its going to be unpleasant when the maitre dee comes looking for them.
Now some might say that they tried to kill Bond. Nonsense. The first waiter got his sleeve caught because he thought Bond was choking and he was trying to Heimlich him. The second waiter just wanted to offer Bond a taste of two delicious flaming shishlik. Thats why he's advancing so slowly and carefully - if he had been homicidal he would have run as fast as he could while yelling
Mr Kidd goes up in flames
Mr Wint explodes before he hits the water
Bond was sharp enough to pick up on these two impostors because of his extensive training with the British Secret Service. He's also had self defense and weapons training, not to mention he's also been schooled in etiquette and fine dining. His lady friend didn't have to do anything. Bond had the situation under control.
Actually if she didn't throw the cake they all would have been killed by the Bomb
TheTallMan35 he smelled the after shave which he remembers from when he was knocked out, Wint left his after shave in the car in trunk and Bond laid on it breaking the bottle and got the after shave on him. He said smelled a rat as he seen one when was trapped
yet another James Bond henchmens getting their "just desserts"... (no pun intended)
My favorite Bond movie ever !! I saw this movie 4 times when it came out in 71.
Good for you. It is unfortunately one of my least favourites with only a View To A Kill being worse.
As bad as this movie is, it was my first Bond film i saw at a young age. Seeing Mr. Kidd on fire and screaming like that freaked me out badly and gave me nightmares. Now that I'm older i see how silly his scene actually is.
yeah but mr kidd on fire still looks pretty savage
This movie isn't bad. Stupid.
Wouldnt expect any less from george mcfly's dad.
Best three minutes in cinematography.
better get back on your meds
I liked this scene honestly. It was a good fight scene. One of the very few good things about this movie.
"Diamonds" is a great Bond. It's mostly younger audiences that don't like it because they think filling the screen with lots of shit is the way to make movies.
A new dish, waiter alaflambae!
2:42 - 2:47 I'm starting to see what Mr. Kidd saw in Mr. Wint. I'll bet that whenever they took a shower together, he just stood right behind him waiting for him to drop the soap.
It's been 8 years Kitty... have you survived AIDS?
🤣🤣🤣 no doubt
This was certainly not one of the better Bond films, but "Mouton Rothschild IS a claret, and I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times I've smelled a rat" definitely qualifies as one of the better Bond one-liners.
If I had a Bombe Surprise for dessert, I wouldn't expect it to be a bomb.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Mr.Kidd looks like Rob Reiner in his All in the Family days
Tails between his legs was a great line
The way Mr. Windt said oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, it almost sounded as if he said, do it again harder, harder!
2.46 = Making that kinky sex noise & face at that point in the proceedings was nicely played comic acting
Now that's what i called: "Going out with a BANG!"
My 3 favorite Bond girls in order are: 1. Ursula Andress (Dr. No), 2. Claudine Auger (Thunderball) and 3. Talisa Soto (License to Kill). Halle Berry would've EASILY made this list were it not for her stubborn insistence on having an unflatteringly short hair-do in Die Another Day. YMMV and MHO, of course.
+LarryRickenbacker Ryder is so overrated in my opinion.
0:58 He surely was attempted to say: "...Then we'll leave you in piece(s)" 😂
It's what he meant, but not to give the game away he left off the last consonant...
If you watch carefully you'll see Tiffany Case running away from the table twice
"Ooh! oooOOOOHHH! oohwoah!" Ha ha!
dude Wint got even meaner when he saw Mr. Kidd die. They mustve had something.
Probably lovers ?
"If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kid?
"Try, try again Mr. Wint."
you know, revisiting this movie in the context of the series and comparing it with the one that came soon after (The Man with the Golden Gun), you can clearly see those two movies were definitively a transitional period in tone shift.
Connery's Bond was a lot dryer in humor and more serious in tone, whereas Moore's Bond was much goofier and fantastic in tone and humor, but this last Connery movie is the goofiest of his era, whereas TMWTGG is much more serious (but not the darkest) of the Moore era. Makes you think that the Broccoli production noticed that the harsh style of the early Bond movies was not pleasing to audiences anymore, and started to ease the tone, in a way that would better fit the 70s and early 80s audiences.
The same tone shift happened between the last Moore movie (A View to a Kill) and the first Dalton movie (Living Daylights), with the previous being probably the most violent Moore-era Bond movie, and Dalton's era being definitively more bloody and dark than all other movies until that time
FYEO, Octo and AVTAK were all dark in their own ways.
In other "darkness" Roger Moore made it with black women in his
first and last Bond films. Now I hear they're hinting at a black female Bond.
I think the ticking cake gave them away!
2:45: Wint loved that
Wint enjoying Bond pulling his junk up and behind him was…enthusiastic.
Jill St John was extremely desirable back then.
As Bond you live longer if you suspect everyone and everything.
Well, despite probably being burned badly, I think Mr Kidd could have survived...
He better be one of the villains in No Time to Die. Most people might not get the reference, but WE'LL know 🤣
Unlikely. Even if he lived through that, he’s now out in the open sea, probably too injured to swim to shore
Can't say the same for Mr. Wint. He went out with a bang.
What about eaten by sharks ?
2:45 - wtf?
He seemed to have liked it at 2:43 haha
I missed out on noticing that until recently :)
The part where the dude went up in flames scared the crap out of me as a kid. Don't play with fire, you lunatic!
Bond should have said, "Well, he certainly went out with a bang."
Posing as top-notch waiters, they knew practically nothing about the wine they were serving. They did not recognise it and they served it incorrectly. Also, two times previously in the film James Bond had in some way come into contact with Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. Notably: while he was unconscious they put him in the pipe and he woke up smelling the aftershave strongly all over himself. And he didn't even attack them until Mr. Kidd attacked him with fire.
@qmto probably not. He was probably in serious shock and pain, especially after getting that that salt water on those burn wounds.
Haha, the one who get`s a wedgie must be the most cheesy death scene of any villain except for Dr.Kananga.
Crispin Glover's dad is one of these guys. Pity that the son didn't get to play a Bond villain ...
When Mr Kidd went over board i thought Mr Wint was going to cry.
My favirote part is the ooooooooooo part so funny
Even by Bond Villain Standards, this is a pretty lame assassination attempt.
You just dont get it.
To be fair to wint and Kidd. They typically killed their targets on the first try other then bond.
They probably never tangoed with an experienced super agent like Bond.
It doesn't help that they drop very strong hints that they're about to blow him up
Jim X seriously, this is something Sylvester would try on Tweety.
I'm not too sure why people hated this film. It's not a masterpiece, by any stretch, but then, Bond films were never meant to be that -- they were only supposed to be spoofs of spy films that took themselves way too seriously.
Some JB films ('Doctor No'; 'From Russia, With Love') are better than others ('OHMSS') for various reasons, but all of them have their share of camp & corn. You'd sit down to watch one, knowing you were in for a totally unbelievable spy adventure that was so much fun!
Well he certainly left...
*puts his sunglasses on*
... with his tail between his legs!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Never would have guessed. Then again, that's probably why they were hired. NOBODY would have guessed.
Looks like mr. Wint was having a blast...
"Well, he shertainly left with hish tailsh between hish legsh."
seems he liked that bomb just a little too much!!!
2:46 best villain face ever
These guys are epic!
I think mr wint enjoyed having Bond behind him a little too much if you catch my drift lol
The woman's reaction at 2:09 .. HAHA!
What the fuck are you talking about? He killed them based on the fact that they were Blofeld's assassins.
Got it right in the aaaAAAAAAASS!
Taken from Diamonds Are Forever: Special Edition 2000 DVD.