Got my hand caught in my blender last month. To console the lost of it, my friends bought me Ride to Hell. After playing an hour I stuck my other hand in the blender to ease the pain.
Godzilla is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained by a man not a god who flys off to the right and explodes after playing a zombie game. _( Come on Comrades )_
No microtransaction No battlepass No 500 dlc scam No DRM Not always online No weird political pandering Just a single player game you buy once and play Idk joe seems better than anything ubisoft put out in the last decade.
"YOUR PAIN DUCKS GRASS?" *"NO I SAID 'THIS GAME SUCKS ASS!' "* "PISS MAIM TRUCKS MASS? JAKE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!" *"YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FORGET IT!"*
Brilliant! The game is called 'A Ride to Hell', AND the experience of playing the game likely felt like....a ride to hell. You sir are a master of the English language.
Someone needs to make a comedy skit out of the electric fence gameplay. Jake: Shit. There's an electric fence. Dunno what to do about that. Friend: I'll bring my ladder and wire cutters. Jake: Wait... I got a better idea. Later Friend: What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?! Jake: I took care of the fence. Behind him the entire town burns to the ground, full of piles of dead bodies, with a mushroom cloud rising in the distance.
Many AAA games are just as dumb. The earth is about to be taken over by aliens and YOU are the only one that can save it. You get a pistol. Meanwhile, idiot recruits have machine guns. Still, having God status,dragon slayer and yet kicking a chicken get you killed in Skyrim still beats em all.
I love how he exploded over the portrayal of women in this game, like how they have sex with you moments after almost being sexually assaulted: "That is *disgusting, awkward, tone-deaf, shameful, wrong, juvenile, dirty, creepy, insulting, and it's JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID!!!"* Oh, and for the record, TV Tropes regards that line as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
"One man's trash, is another man's treasure". Now I'm not sure Joe treated the game like treasure, but it sure as hell gave of us a treasure of a video review.
I heard the developers are working on a new masterpiece : "Ride to hell :Mindjacking Free Riders". They promise to deliver a painful and slow loss of braincells leading to a gruesome death, Joe's gonna LOVE IT!
i'd love it if a game made out of a mix of all the terrible games he hates was made JUST so he can play it and the anger from playing the game make him EXPLODE! (not literally..XD)
Jesus Christ, why does this game exist? The acting makes The Room look like To Kill A Mockingbird, the graphics are outdated and ugly, the music is obnoxious, the characters are so bland and forgettable and the gameplay is just plain broken!
Hahahahah same. It feels like yesterday (2014) when I watched this classic legendary gem. It is literally the most hilarious review of the most horrible game that I've ever saw in my entire life 😂😂😂
Zer0Hour17 Really? all they did was reuse the map from the 3rd game and give you super powers, I'm not saying the game was bad, I'm just saying the 3rd was better. And don't you think aliens and hell is a bad idea for a game about a street gang? because I think it is.
GTA V was absolute garbage compared to this game. Ride To Hell is a masterpiece. It's the best game of all time! The only game that might be better is Call Of Duty Ghosts.
@@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU the only thing I can think of to use this game for is to wipe your ass with it! Might as well save that toilet paper, it's worth a whole lot more. (That joke aged well, yea?)
This is how we should punish criminals. Make them play 2 hours for one crime, two crimes would be 8 hours, then three crimes... well there wouldn't ever be a third crime after 10 hours of playing this game.
Hey Joe you might not see this comment but I just wanted to say that I’ve been having a rough couple months with some adjustment issues and moving on in my professional growth (a global pandemic also didn’t help with this). But coming back to this video and watch you rage at shitty games puts a big smile on my face and I just wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work.
Hey thanks for those replies! When I wrote this, I had been struggling to find an internship I was confident enough with doing (I'm getting my master's in mental health counseling) to a point where my dad showed some concern and kind of broke me out of my shell with some stern but loving criticism about my strengths and weaknesses. Thanks to a lot of support from my loved ones, I was able to combat my fears and now I'm in the process of getting internship hours at a substance abuse treatment facility (where I even run group sessions and stuff!) If I had told the person who wrote this comment at the time I'd be doing this, he'd probably tell current me I was nuts lol. TL/DR: I'm doing much better now!
@@MonstrosityJ So great to hear bro. Keep on the grind. I’m so in your shoes right now. It’s even harder that I’m going to film school but am still debating on whether or not my interests will work out for me in the future. I think your comment is a good outlook for me to not give up my hopes of success.
Why does copyright have to show up several years later and ruin a great video by making parts of it just completely silent? It’s had audio for years just leave it alone.
You know how the'll always give you an achievement for finishing a good game (skyrim,witcher,metro) that you can't feel any special about, but people who have an achievement for finishing Ride to Hell achievemnt should get fucking medals or free treatment.
Th3EliteG4mer this shit is even worse then tt go and superman 66 combined i would have quitted this game within 10 min it needs samurai-lvl between godly disipline to survive this bullshit for 21 hours poor joe he threw 21 hours (almost a whole day) away..........
John Kennedy "It is completely terrible, utter shit and you should totally buy it. No, i'm serious, you have to see this garbage!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
soschar2050 i absolutely think this is a spectacle to watch.Thats one of the reasons i played Duke Nukem Forever.I just wanted to see how shit and cheap it actually looked
It's a thing that criminal biker gangs put on their jackets, after someone said that 99% of all motor bike riders were law abiding citizens, outlaw gangs wore it as a way of saying they were criminals or just though
Lol, I actually bought this game as a present for my Dad when it came out, as he's a 360 gamer and a Biker! And when I hit this part we spent the first half staring in shock, and then just broke out laughing! :D It was so wierd
I’m a music producer and I just realized that the bike sounds are literally just a low tone saw synth equalized and compressed to absolute shit and I’m fucking LOSING IT
+boo boo booey The thing is, The Room is really funny in spots (laughing AT it). I think that the saddest thing is that some CEO or high-up corporate employee has made lots of money just because of the fact that the game's shittyness has become a selling point. Also the Room is only 2 hours long.
@Kumie They explained it: You were lucky that the bullet missed a good portion of your brain. Your backstory also comes not much later and more so in a later DLC. Bad comparison
2010 flies across the screen and slams into a wall 2011 i dont know what is happen, shooting deers and drinking beers, grenade animation in brink 2012 get your fucking hands off that 2013 flies off to the right and explode, **claps** you win, ohh sooky sooky huhuhuh oh wow, bike sound, the fence 2014 hes a man not a god cmon comrades, 2 gold, playing crappy shitty game pc xbox and playstation, Rambo the video game's graphics 2015 godzilla is approaching the generator, thats a good fucking lamp, Hey Joe you wanna play a zombie game 2016 sample obtained, i hate him and his stupid nose, fucking books, fuck the birds 2017 power rangers crappy earrape music, teleporting at for honor, soundtrack timing in Destiny 2.
This is without a doubt Joe’s funniest review, I still come back to it once in a while when I’ve had a shit day. Only regrettable thing is they never released a sequel because my GOD I think Joe would go fucking ballistic lmao
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I can just imagine the game that this was originally intended to be. Imagine Red Dead Redemption 2 but during the late 60s-early 70s. A gang of biker dudes getting wrapped up in more and more dangerous and depraved crimes, dealing with other gangs and organized crime syndicates, the law, and division between different members
But it's not done well here. The rest of the game isn't stylized enough to allow for it. They went for really realistic everywhere else then had more cartoony proportions. It just doesn't work and it gets into uncanny valley territory.
If you think about it damn should be considered worse than any of em. You can say “fuck you” but meh that’s whatever compared to straight DAMNING SOMEONE TO HELL or whatever
It was called that name because if you fail multiple time when you are on your motorbike, you fly off to the right and explode and then you RIDE TO HELL in the afterlife. whoever came up with that idea is a genius. xD
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This will always be remembered as THE GAME THAT BROKE ANGRY JOE
Jesse Luna your both wrong its godzilla
For me i went mad after ride to shi i mean hell
+Dylan Trobaugh Godjira
Now I see why he's doing trailer reactions!
Watch sonic free riders review
After an hour, I was afraid this game would kill me. After two hours, I was afraid it wouldn't.
the emerald sword Amazing.
applause that is funny
the emerald sword wow.
Keep it at 666
MysticShot Never!
It's a tradition to comeback to watch this legendary review once in a while
Happy to honor this tradition. 🍺
Hell yeahh!
Here again in 2023
Here for the first time
Absolutely
Admit it. This isn't the first time you're watching this review.
This video will never get old. Arguably his best truly ANGRY review.
Always will be my favourite nobody will change my mind
I've seen this review atleast 3 times 😂
This is my first time.
Damn. I remember watching this as a kid.
Joe will always be a part of my childhood
This video is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got my hand caught in my blender last month. To console the lost of it, my friends bought me Ride to Hell. After playing an hour I stuck my other hand in the blender to ease the pain.
How did u type...
Vision Knight
My face...
N Slater i zm thyp; ng this witg my toumge
Translation: I am typing this with my tongue
That was the most painful thing I've ever done.
So? Play it with your feet. You know you want to...
would made sense u put your hand into the blender after playing this piece of shit of a game.
More than 6 years later and this is still his funniest review imo.
Rambo is a close second
Too right! The "It makes Hot Coffee look like Shakespeare" joke still cracks me up!
Mindjack
6 years later and this is still my favorite game
@@anandmchaudhary he's a man not a god come on comrades.
"It's approach to sex makes hot coffee look like shakespeare i'm not fucking kidding"
Who else bursted in laughter when he said this?
Me. :D
Makes goat simulator look like a story equivalent of world of Warcraft
me too
i was crying laughing that entire section
I wonder how many people who laughed at that have actually seen or read a Shakespeare play.
I'm kinda glad they made this abhorrent game, so Joe was able to make this review
Of course you would be here...
Ah, fancy meeting you here again!
About time you showed up.
This man deserves a Medal of Honor for reviewing this shit
ok cool
This game came out the same year as Bioshock infinite, black flag, tomb raider, the last of us, and gta 5. Good job Deep silver.
What about saint's row 4 and arkham origins?
Rayman legends, papers please, metal gear rising....
At least those games are way better than Ride To Hell which is in my mind is SONS OF ANARCHY on steroids.
Balance in the force.
And DMC: Devil May Cry
wait a minute... sexualized women? slow motion? lack of coherence? explosions for no reason? oh my god it's a Michael Bay video game!!!
Fire Finn I’m making fun of the tropes Michael Bay uses in his movies
Fire Finn I have no idea what you’re saying. All Michael Bay directed movies have at least 2 of those tropes
Fire Finn in langmans term, shit tropes
Nah, he has much better explosions, SFX and CGI.
@@firefinn3454 "I refuse to speak to someone who cannot spoken... Engrish... Spoke properly... Bitch!" - Pyrocynical.
The acting for Demon Joe was better than any of the voice acting in the game.
was demon joe in any other reviews
+SuperSaiyanSwagger9001 i think demon joe was also in the dragon age inquistion and kingdoms of amalur reviews. But only in the intro.
Demon Joe voice acting is pretty good honestly lol.
+The Sorge Hatred had better voice acting than this. And that's coming from someone who absolutly LOVES Hatred.
agreed
10 years later and this is stil the funniest review Joe has put out. Time really flies
Yeah time flies like crazy.i still remember seeing this review it first came out,kinda feels like yesterday
Now it’s 10 years
yes it does
FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE
Godzilla is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained by a man not a god who flys off to the right and explodes after playing a zombie game. _( Come on Comrades )_
Perfect combination!!!
Amazing...
Lol!😂 Best!
*Puts on Super Trooper glasses*...Mother of God.
Holy shitt.
You ever force someone to play this game? They scream and scream. It's funny.
Volxx LMFAO
Nice one XD
U NEED A MEDAL
HAHAHA
Volxx 2k dislikes......... developers
The sole purpose of this game was so that this review could exist.
I too believe in a higher power: Evil Joe
It’s the best game ever
thats the joke
Which is why I want more ride to hell games
I wish a sequel was made, so we can have another review!
No microtransaction
No battlepass
No 500 dlc scam
No DRM
Not always online
No weird political pandering
Just a single player game you buy once and play
Idk joe seems better than anything ubisoft put out in the last decade.
Is political pandering people of color ?
"You're different, Jake"
*"HUH??"*
*"I SAID OUR GAME SUCKS ASS"*
Jake Branthe LOL LOL LOL
"YOUR PAIN DUCKS GRASS?"
*"NO I SAID 'THIS GAME SUCKS ASS!' "*
"PISS MAIM TRUCKS MASS? JAKE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!"
*"YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FORGET IT!"*
Ciaran Shade LOL LOL LOL LOL
Ice Kirby Whyyyy LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
samuel lucia I WANT TO START A LOL WAR LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
This is easily one of the greatest video game reviews of all time
Oh F--- yeah! But also the most funniest Angryjoe review ever.
Jackson Schroeder come back and rewatch this yearly
You think
Let's see if the last of us part 2 review will become one of these
Can wait for TLOU 2 that going be great as well
Looks like this game was truly
a ride to hell
Khanage
Thanks
Roll credits.
*ding*
*ba dum tss*
A joke just deserving of a game like this. Hell, even Aliens Colonial Marines did better, and that thing was a piece of shit.
Brilliant! The game is called 'A Ride to Hell', AND the experience of playing the game likely felt like....a ride to hell. You sir are a master of the English language.
This never gets old. Its like a tradition to watch this now
Someone needs to make a comedy skit out of the electric fence gameplay.
Jake: Shit. There's an electric fence. Dunno what to do about that.
Friend: I'll bring my ladder and wire cutters.
Jake: Wait... I got a better idea.
Later
Friend: What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?!
Jake: I took care of the fence.
Behind him the entire town burns to the ground, full of piles of dead bodies, with a mushroom cloud rising in the distance.
Twenty x Twenty and also Jake's eyes are cross-eyed derp style
Kalo47 Pfffthahaha. Nice one!
Twenty x Twenty I
someone needs to make that LMFAO
Many AAA games are just as dumb. The earth is about to be taken over by aliens and YOU are the only one that can save it. You get a pistol. Meanwhile, idiot recruits have machine guns. Still, having God status,dragon slayer and yet kicking a chicken get you killed in Skyrim still beats em all.
New game coming, Ride To Hell: Mindjacking Freeriders, only playable with Xbox One Kinect.
It's an On rail Shooter as well
ExsertYew0949 with no guns
Ahh god that's horrifying 0-0
ExsertYew0949 Mindjack Freeride To Hell Only on Kinect in 3D
And you have to pay 20 dollars for each gun and mission.
"Makes Hot Coffee look like Shakespeare" Greatest line in game review history!
Then the best part is when he gives you literal context.
I love how he exploded over the portrayal of women in this game, like how they have sex with you moments after almost being sexually assaulted:
"That is *disgusting, awkward, tone-deaf, shameful, wrong, juvenile, dirty, creepy, insulting, and it's JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID!!!"*
Oh, and for the record, TV Tropes regards that line as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
@@joseph86255 That's why i don't watch TV.
Dave Crupel bruh what 🤨
@@Walker-ow7vj search GTA Hot Coffee
"One man's trash, is another man's treasure". Now I'm not sure Joe treated the game like treasure, but it sure as hell gave of us a treasure of a video review.
Why is this Hell? I would imagine Hell would look and feel as beautiful as Hawaii after playing this game for 21 hours.
Hawaii is beautiful.
+Some One
Yes, it is.
God 21 hours.... i cant imagine...
IT'S NO USE!!
HAWAII IS KAWAII
I can't believe he never mentioned how gigantic everyone's hands are in this game.
Obey Skeet LMFAO
Now that you have mentioned it, yeah the hands are so damn huge
Donald Trump's nightmare
lol I've watched this review soo many times and I've never noticed that.....Thanks now I have a reason to watch it again.
Moist Corn dogs what dick?
I heard the developers are working on a new masterpiece : "Ride to hell :Mindjacking Free Riders".
They promise to deliver a painful and slow loss of braincells leading to a gruesome death, Joe's gonna LOVE IT!
i cant wait for the new one, it will be better then this one. from shit to ok
Ign: 11/10 Just enough water.
i'd love it if a game made out of a mix of all the terrible games he hates was made JUST so he can play it and the anger from playing the game make him EXPLODE! (not literally..XD)
omg i would want to see that review in the cinema
i would only play it if it has a bit of bigs rigs over the road racing and ET.
fucking copyright claims have ruined this
Welcome to CZcams!
Which part 😮
"You need some Gatorade and some Beef Jerky." OJ knows how to treat serious game injuries.
OJ is fucken hilarious 😂
He knows what to do bc he was a medic in the launch of bf4
And hangovers
i have a severe attraction to feet 🦶. anyway i loved this review, a very good hook and fun lines throughout, def one of his best!
On god
I absolutely regret getting achievements from this game. Who else?
Achievment unlocked: Refund.
Terminator Salvation, Mindjack,
Last Rebellion, Bodycount
and THIS.
and sonic free riders
Ethan Harris and survival instinct
Jesus Christ, why does this game exist? The acting makes The Room look like To Kill A Mockingbird, the graphics are outdated and ugly, the music is obnoxious, the characters are so bland and forgettable and the gameplay is just plain broken!
This is my favorite review of his.
Shaun N Ince seriously me too! I tend to love the bad games he reviews cause he's so funny talking about them!
BioZero216 a little late to the party bud
Shaun N Ince Whoa wait a minute there pal! Did you forget about the Mindjack review? ;D
BioZero216 Nice profile picture! Zero is awesome.
Re-watching this classic in 2024.
I've rewatched this every year 😂.
Hahahahah same. It feels like yesterday (2014) when I watched this classic legendary gem. It is literally the most hilarious review of the most horrible game that I've ever saw in my entire life 😂😂😂
I will forever love this video until I die.
If CZcams had a must see category, this video would be on it.
One of the BEST of Joe's Angriest vids
Nice pfp
Exotic Nugget same
Exotic Nugget, I liked Mindjack better.
5 years in development? what the fuck where they doing in that time?
Everything but work on it.
drugs
4 years, 11 months were spent creating the company. The last month was spent on the the game, minus the hour spent playtesting.
CoffeeGamerMan
4 was the best in the series. Don't know what you are smoking.
Zer0Hour17 Really? all they did was reuse the map from the 3rd game and give you super powers, I'm not saying the game was bad, I'm just saying the 3rd was better. And don't you think aliens and hell is a bad idea for a game about a street gang? because I think it is.
Almost 5 years later and this is still my favorite Angry Joe review.
Mine too. It's bloody hilarious!
It's epic! Will go down in gaming review history! Soooo frickin' hilarious lol!!!
@pip chip lol I'd love that but I think it would probably kill him.
Watch Fallout 76 review
Same I can't stop watching it
He honestly sounds like he's on the verge of tears at some times. God bless this man and his well-rage.
the people in my 7th grade drama class could've done better
woah
Ramos Julian i meant with the voice acting if you didn't know
Only Says Spoilers I didn't get your comment until I realized that there were sex scenes in the game.
Steven hawking can do a better job with the voice acting
Ok
how can a free youtube video have better plot than most triple A games
神風Terrorist Oooo edgy
Lots of Triple A games have good plots nowadays.
Kingster 14 plot twist: youtube wont be free anymore
Dudde lol
Shots fired!!!!! Ohhhhhh!!!!!
Take a shot everytime Joe insults the game...
GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Patrick Star You trying to kill people?!
+Patrick Star My liver would commit suicide
Yeah I couldn't find a part where he wasn't insulting it
+Patrick Star I'd pretty much be drinking vodka for 35 minutes 39 seconds.
Anyone here after the fast and furious crossroads angry review
This game still beats F&F for pure so-bad-it’s-good.
Actually yeah. Immediately after.
Maybe yeah
GTA V was absolute garbage compared to this game.
Ride To Hell is a masterpiece. It's the best game of all time!
The only game that might be better is Call Of Duty Ghosts.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Every one's entitled to their opinion but.... why does your's suck?
+John Boston Someone doesn't get irony...
Supra Mayro Kratt is still better than both of them. It's the absolute magnum opus of gaming!
Von Südderlander Your stupidity is unbelievable.
"This is a step backwards in human evolution" -AVGN
True dat
Manoj Hardaha IT’S PROOF JESUS DIED IN VAIN AND LEGALLY CHANGED HIS MIDDLE NAME TO FUCKING
@@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU the only thing I can think of to use this game for is to wipe your ass with it!
Might as well save that toilet paper, it's worth a whole lot more. (That joke aged well, yea?)
fuzzy apple pie 64 bits 32 bits 16 bits 8 bits 4 bits 2 bits 1 bit half bit quarter bit THE WRIST GAME
*"It's evolving, just backwards"*
GODZILLA IS APPROCHING THE MOTOCYCLE
The motocycle is under attack
Motorcycle obtained.
Godzilla is a man not a god!
I used to be a motorcycle like you, then I took a Godzilla to the knee.
the motorcycle is being destroyed...Godzilla is approaching the motorcycle..... XD
Even 9 years in the future, this is still one of the funniest reviews, he’s ever made
the sad thing is, someone...somewhere in the world...thinks this is the best game ever made.truly sad if you think about it...
Lol!
+arsalan2231 lol the devs will still end up making money because it will get a cult following. Many will buy this for a good laugh/cry.
this game is pretty decent show more respect. This has been best game I have ever played.
Well, they said they'd have fans. I guess one IS enough.
I feel bad for you
This is how we should punish criminals. Make them play 2 hours for one crime, two crimes would be 8 hours, then three crimes... well there wouldn't ever be a third crime after 10 hours of playing this game.
Professor Tree That’s cruel and usual punishment. I wouldn’t wish this game on my worst enemy.
Professor Tree... Can I hire u for my prison please.
Even Trump would say that's going too far.
Unquenchable Fury She'd say that Trump was right and, if elected, all copies of this game will be shot into the sun.
And Trump would agree and give her HIS vote.
I religiously watch this review once every year 😂
AxillaryFox I watch it at least every few weeks lmao
SAME
Admiral Roberto me too this video is comedy gold!
Amen
Hahah ikr
Hey Joe you might not see this comment but I just wanted to say that I’ve been having a rough couple months with some adjustment issues and moving on in my professional growth (a global pandemic also didn’t help with this).
But coming back to this video and watch you rage at shitty games puts a big smile on my face and I just wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work.
Thanks for sharing this , we all friends in this community and i hope you get better , i'm 20 and i'm still having problems ,just dont give up yet
Bro I hope you are okay, I think we can all argue the people watching this shit years later.. it's for comfort. It will never get old.
Hey thanks for those replies! When I wrote this, I had been struggling to find an internship I was confident enough with doing (I'm getting my master's in mental health counseling) to a point where my dad showed some concern and kind of broke me out of my shell with some stern but loving criticism about my strengths and weaknesses.
Thanks to a lot of support from my loved ones, I was able to combat my fears and now I'm in the process of getting internship hours at a substance abuse treatment facility (where I even run group sessions and stuff!)
If I had told the person who wrote this comment at the time I'd be doing this, he'd probably tell current me I was nuts lol.
TL/DR: I'm doing much better now!
@@MonstrosityJ That is great to hear bro! I am so happy for you!
@@MonstrosityJ So great to hear bro. Keep on the grind. I’m so in your shoes right now. It’s even harder that I’m going to film school but am still debating on whether or not my interests will work out for me in the future. I think your comment is a good outlook for me to not give up my hopes of success.
At least it didn't have micro-transactions....ah, 2013.
The old times...they seem so far away.
And then Dead Space 3 rolled around and said "Nope! Fuck yo shit, we gon' make tons o' money tonight!"
TR1FORCEHER0 To be honest, fork over your money. Don't question it. That's what I do. I NEED SOME O' DEM SUPPLIES!
*Sighs heavily* I need a job
mitrooper I'd rather have micro transactions that I don't have to buy than an unplayable game
mitrooper, Imagine if they had the balls to try that in this game. lol
21hours....why.,...more importantly...HOW?!?!
Yes.
NO!!
Angry joe is crazy!!!....and i think vegeta would agree :P
i know.....but this game and the hours played on it are crazier than anything that has been said or done....ever...in history....
it makes me look smart ;)
How do you get around an electric fence? Simple, bring down the entire US power grid. Electric fence dealt with.
Cpt. Shmitt lmao😂😂😂👍
You know he could just ran the truck in the fence and jumped out last sec
@@sinw88 True, Or he can park the truck next to the fence and jump over, It didn't look that tall.
@SLICK Good point.
@SLICK Why didn't i respond to this quicker?
Why does copyright have to show up several years later and ruin a great video by making parts of it just completely silent? It’s had audio for years just leave it alone.
You know how the'll always give you an achievement for finishing a good game (skyrim,witcher,metro) that you can't feel any special about, but people who have an achievement for finishing Ride to Hell achievemnt should get fucking medals or free treatment.
Medal of honor?
No, I think they should get a purple heart.
Blackstar44 for PlayStation every trophy= a platinum trophy for somehow resisting the torture
Th3EliteG4mer
this shit is even worse then tt go and superman 66 combined
i would have quitted this game within 10 min
it needs samurai-lvl between godly disipline
to survive this bullshit for 21 hours
poor joe
he threw 21 hours (almost a whole day)
away..........
-98888888/10
FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND APPROACH THE GENERATOR CAUSE HE'S A MAN, NOT A GOD!!
OH GOD! THE ULTIMATE COMBO OF CRAPPY GAME LOGIC!!
HundredJono after slamming into a wall cause of the leaning
don't forget getting his mindjacked after obtaining the sample while free riding on a motorcycle, only to fly off to the right and explode.
AND DONT TOUCH YOUR JOYCON DURING YOUR OPPONENTS TURN!!!
HundredJono lay your joycon down on its side!
6 years later and I wonder if there'll ever be a 1/10 game that would break Joe like this again.
Trust me this is the true 1/10 game.
Fast and furious crossroad almost got it tho
Sonic Free Riders
I'm pretty star trek trexels came out the same year as this game
And that game also got 1/10
@Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad when Joe reviewed TLOU 2, he gave it a rating of 6/10
Can't believe its been 7 years since this absolute gem of a video released. My love for Joe and this chanel has only increased more and more ...
They seem to have removed it from Steam, thank god
yeah i was reading the same thing just now. Oblivion
yeah
NAAAAAHH... NAHT GAAAAAAWD!!!
Good
So this is the video game that Satan forces people to play in Hell...
Yes.
Then I have no choice but to believe in God.
I don't know how this game came to be on earth it's like hell opened up its asscheeks and shit this game out
John Kennedy "It is completely terrible, utter shit and you should totally buy it. No, i'm serious, you have to see this garbage!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
soschar2050 i absolutely think this is a spectacle to watch.Thats one of the reasons i played Duke Nukem Forever.I just wanted to see how shit and cheap it actually looked
Does the 1% on logo represent the amount of effort put in?
Maxwell Hohensee Yeah.
That's too much credit for these developers
Maxwell Hohensee It’s 1% complete 😂
It's a thing that criminal biker gangs put on their jackets, after someone said that 99% of all motor bike riders were law abiding citizens, outlaw gangs wore it as a way of saying they were criminals or just though
@@therebelreaper1486 I think he knows that but was just making a joke
23:11 imagining how joe reacted to this in the moment is the funniest thing ever
The weird thing is, this happens in season 1 of Son's of Anarchy lmao
Lol, I actually bought this game as a present for my Dad when it came out, as he's a 360 gamer and a Biker! And when I hit this part we spent the first half staring in shock, and then just broke out laughing! :D It was so wierd
@@BattleBladeWarrior omg XD
You know something is wrong when joe played 21 hours of this.
I'm surprised hes still mentally stable from this video.
Im surprised hes alive.
I'm honestly surprised he still continued making reviews after this one.
Joe is actually god
+Major Lag
He imagined himself in hell with himself as Satan, and spent the first few minutes crying, how mentally stable do you think he is?
I'd cry and shout gibberish too if i saw ride to hell installed on my pc
When joe said he’ll eat the game’s children, that explains why the sequel was cancelled
This game was cancelled too, yet it was revived and showed its ugly head.
I'm just reminded of when demon joe wanted to make ride to hell 2 but corporate commander said joe would see it coming a mile away
Either that or Jake got the firing squad.
I think the game is not Ride To Hell, but Ride Through Hell.
Or "I'm In Hell" cause that is exactly what this game felt like.
The electric fence is one of our worst enemies 😂
The part where he reviewed about innocent truck drivers and police officers getting killed just for a fucking fence was hilarious! XD
+FastCarsNoRules220 I hate sex
+Khalid NFS Are you my ex-wife?!
+Khalid NFS k
+Khalid NFS why do i see u on every vidya
stickybean What?!?!?!?
too bad they cancelled the sequel
i really want to see another review LOL
hieu nguyen same here
Idk if joe would go through the torture again lol
yes
@@Legoman775 well he kinda did for risen 3, so maybe he would've
@randy K15 nope, the full title of the game is Ride to Hell: Retribution 1%. Most people.just shorten it to Ride to Hell, because that is what it is.
" You evaaa slice an eaaaa off a baby caaaa?"
WHAT KINDA VOICE OVER SHIT IS THIS?
I think it's even funnier when he says "Dontcha move now cherry piiiiieeee" like I cannot get enough at how hilarious that line is!
***** Cheeareee paaaaaeeeh
And best of all, "Arrgghhh!!"
+SkyJin24 us Northern Irish people are ashamed of this.
+SkyJin24 true. Very true. If we do...we aren't like this!!
dude im getting so old, i remember seeing this review hours after it came out and here we are almost a decade later
Are you still as gay as you were in 2013
godzilla is a approaching the generator so he can fly off to the right and explode because hes a man not a god.
Ian Severns you forgot that the sample was obtained
And I still don't know what is happen!
sample of comment obtained.
Holy shit I spit my damn cereal on the floor reading this! Well done sir.
holy hell I am in tears
This is still a better love story than Twilight
No
GAMINATORDAN Unfortunately I cant say the same to year 1 Destiny either
+6HotelBravo year 1 Destiny was a better love story than Twilight, I'd say. it's just that it was hiding and scant. like Twilight SHOULD have been
ultimateninjaboi Thats bullshit, year 1 destiny didnt even had a story
6HotelBravo my point still stands
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GamingReviews It's because how bad this game is
Because he talked about sex in the game. The CZcams police are like "HOW DARE HE!" They then turn around to jerk off to Danielle Cohn.
I WANT TO WATCH THIS REVIEW, BUT I CAN'T
GamingReviews k
It's probably due to the "Sex scenes" shown in the review.
I’m a music producer and I just realized that the bike sounds are literally just a low tone saw synth equalized and compressed to absolute shit and I’m fucking LOSING IT
One local game store was selling this game for 5 swedish crowns (about 5 cents).
Sonix what a rip off
Sonix they should pay you to take it
Sonix that's too much, it should free.
Timebreaker1169 I wouldn't even take if for free. As a gamer if you give me that. I'd punch somebody
Sonix awesome
this game is The Room of video games.
But room was funny
+boo boo booey
hahaha, what a story boo boo booey.
Anyway, how's your sex life?
+boo boo booey You mean Food Fight?
+boo boo booey The thing is, The Room is really funny in spots (laughing AT it). I think that the saddest thing is that some CEO or high-up corporate employee has made lots of money just because of the fact that the game's shittyness has become a selling point.
Also the Room is only 2 hours long.
haha you're totally right. there's no saving this.
"..and shot and left for dead, it's time to reappear, with no explanation, and go out for revenge!"
*_Fallout: New Vegas_* *(2010)*
Except that game's infinitely better at telling a revenge story...
And a better game over all then ride to hell..
I know, just wanted to make a little joke.
Kumie Yeah true plus Vegas had the legion probably the shittiest evil faction in fallout...
@Kumie
They explained it:
You were lucky that the bullet missed a good portion of your brain. Your backstory also comes not much later and more so in a later DLC.
Bad comparison
I didn't finish New Vegas, let alone play it in ages.
My bad.
"Fly off to the right and explode" Never gets old.
"THIS IS HOW JAKE DEALS WITH A FENCE" LOOOOOL
I don't wanna know how he deals with a house fly.
Probably with an M60 and explosive ammo.
@@TheCommieKiller
What about annoying neighbors?
@@mollyanderson657
Probably an RPG or an airstrike.
"FOR NO REASON!!!!"
What the actual fuck is this fucking game? xD
A ride to hell
as the name says
+DEWPIE DIE Literally
a game that feast on your soul
IT 😓😓 STILL.. EXISTS
IT WILL.... RUIN YOUR LIFE, ONCE YOU'VE PLAYED IT YOU WILL NEVAAA BE THE SAME PERSON, IT WILL SUCK THE SOUL OUTTA YOU
This is the ultimate ANGRY joe review
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Mega Battle.
Yeah it's hilarious
Mack: Jake, what the hell happened?
Jake: I ran over a lizard that tried talking to me about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Mack: What?
Jake:...
AAAHHHH!!
This video has a better storyline than Ride to Hell
So true XD
At least Joe doesn't non stop fuck women, so that makes this infinitely beter
I never knew you could have sex with your clothes on. Let me go try that.....NOPE, doesn't work
What a fucking masterpiece of a profile pic you have man.
2010 flies across the screen and slams into a wall
2011 i dont know what is happen, shooting deers and drinking beers, grenade animation in brink
2012 get your fucking hands off that
2013 flies off to the right and explode, **claps** you win, ohh sooky sooky huhuhuh oh wow, bike sound, the fence
2014 hes a man not a god cmon comrades, 2 gold, playing crappy shitty game pc xbox and playstation, Rambo the video game's graphics
2015 godzilla is approaching the generator, thats a good fucking lamp, Hey Joe you wanna play a zombie game
2016 sample obtained, i hate him and his stupid nose, fucking books, fuck the birds
2017 power rangers crappy earrape music, teleporting at for honor, soundtrack timing in Destiny 2.
BEASTLORD l What's the 2016 reference?
Umbrella Corps
IPlayGames There it is.
IPlayGames Angry joe since almost forever: 4 HOURS???
sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained, sample obtained,
SAMPLE OPTAIIIIIIIIIINNNED;
GOZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOOOOR
I've read somewhere that somebody got this for free. They want their free back.
hey ps2 called he wants his game back................. oh who am i kidding ps2 games look better than this
Pokemon115 fucking snake eater looks better than this shit
Alan421 minesweeper has better graphics
@@hazzyavery7152 Snake eater has good graphics honestly. Great graphics for its time actually
FUCKING LOL!!!!!
This is without a doubt Joe’s funniest review, I still come back to it once in a while when I’ve had a shit day.
Only regrettable thing is they never released a sequel because my GOD I think Joe would go fucking ballistic lmao
Lol I'm pretty sure this review canceled the sequel 😆 🤣
I have easily watched this review a dozen times, and I am convinced it is the single greatest video game review in the history of video game reviews.
My new torture device.
OMG 911 HALP!!!!!!!11
+Aaron Goh Worse than water-boarding.
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Aaron Goh Lol I love this discussion, so freaking funny
i now re-watch this vid just to laugh. LOL
Haha so do I. Like right now.
GoldenAfrican Don't rewatch it too many times or you might fly off to the right and explode.
SgtMagnumb ahaha. Nice one! Don't forget to turn off slowmo though...
Me too same with his Rambo the video game review
GoldenAfrican i've watched this at least 20 times at this point! XD
I return to this review it never fails to make me laugh it's a milestone in reviewing history happy new year guys
The electric fence part might be the most I've laughed at any CZcams video ever.
So true
Max Lehner towards the end of the video
He could have just driven the truck through the fence...
"THAT'S HOW JAKE DEALS WITH A FUCKING FENCE?!?" Lmao.
Mast3RRBlast3RR Just reading yhst comment made me lose it 😂😂
this shit makes rambo the video game look good in comparision
True
no it doesnt. This game is a masterpiece.
+alex duffy They're both on the same level of ass.
+Keyano McMichael 😂😂😂😂😂😂stop ur making me laugh
And everybody thought CoD: Ghosts was bad.
Who's watching in 2020? This review is still hilarious and legendary after all this time.
Robert Staples AnyBoDY WaTChing THis in 2020?!
MEEEEE!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am. This is one of my favorite Angry Joe reviews. And it is still funny!
It's the only thing keeping me going so far.
Yes it's hilarious
I can just imagine the game that this was originally intended to be. Imagine Red Dead Redemption 2 but during the late 60s-early 70s. A gang of biker dudes getting wrapped up in more and more dangerous and depraved crimes, dealing with other gangs and organized crime syndicates, the law, and division between different members
Every time i feel depressed i watch the most hilarious review of my generation. 😂🤣
Potnoodles4life you ever tried eating ‘go noodle’ from Tesco? It’s far superior to pot noodles...
The part about the electric fence make me laugh every time.
TPJ Gaming literally why I’m here right now to cheer me up hahaha
This is joe’s best review.
Oh yeah, it is! I laughed until I cried. Really, I actually did.
His greatest review
... Until he reviewed Metal Gear Survive.
That one sucked compared to this one
Godzilla was better but it's close
Destiny has better voice acting than this does.
OH SNAP
SHOTS FIRED!!!
***** Well ghosts voice imo was good. It was a robot with emotion. It was just his characteristic was just... a wimp that does nothing but open doors.
theres more than just Destiny.
dicklange was complete garbage in destiny
Demon Joe: "I worked really hard on it"
So that was a fucking lie
Worked really hard to make it as terrible as possible to sap Joe’s strength :p
The thing that freaks me out about this game is the weird body proportions. WHY ARE THEIR HANDS SO BIG?!
Dazzle its an Art Style , world of war craft does and many other games do too like Knack, The Hobbit and others
But it's not done well here. The rest of the game isn't stylized enough to allow for it. They went for really realistic everywhere else then had more cartoony proportions. It just doesn't work and it gets into uncanny valley territory.
Kendall Brandenburg Are you saying this game has a realistic art style? ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GAME LOOKS REAL?
The main character's face looks ridiculous too. He has ape-like expressions and a massive jaw like 3 times too big for his head.
@@poiuytrewq11422 I love this
Joe: Censors the word damn at 9:41
Also Joe: Say "fuck" a few seconds later
damn has always been a bad word in his vocabulary
If you think about it damn should be considered worse than any of em. You can say “fuck you” but meh that’s whatever compared to straight DAMNING SOMEONE TO HELL or whatever
I think it's because he says "Goddamn" instead of just "damn", which is worse for Americans.
Never mind.
He said "Goddamn" later.
I dunno what goes on in his head.
@@DepressyDuck it's for comedic purposes.
You could say it's a ..... Ride to Hell ( Puts on sunglasses and walks away as an explosion occurs behind )
OwnageIsIncluded YEAAHHH
OwnageIsIncluded instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=csi
The explosion is made of bikes flying off the the right.
OwnageIsIncluded
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
It was called that name because if you fail multiple time when you are on your motorbike, you fly off to the right and explode and then you RIDE TO HELL in the afterlife. whoever came up with that idea is a genius. xD
I want to remind everyone that Deep Silver is also the development studio behind _Shenmue 3._
*You're welcome.*