Alien Mayonnaise
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2023
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Jerma will be a part of the Generation Loss stream event on May 24th, 26th & 28th on twitch.tv/ranboolive at 6pm EST
Editor: Jack Clishem
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Originally Streamed May 21st 2023
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Twitch Stream:
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My absolute favorite 2ndJerma videos are the ones where the thumbnail and title give me *zero* idea what the game actually is because I know he's going to completely abandon it for some insane tangent and I wanna see how he gets there.
so so true
Based
So tru
With how often he talks about aliens, I imagine Jerma just watches Aliens on the History Channel while getting zonked out in his spare time
He's too scared to zoink.
In fairness it’s usually caused by someone asking him a question related to aliens
@@kylelord_8573 Yeah but he also sees the word "aliens" and just goes off dude, he's unhinged. One mention of those little grey critters and he goes a'hootin.
@@craigory8123 We're kinda quirky. 😜
God, that was embarrassing.
As long as he doesn't zerk off while doing so
chat convinced him to watch paul just because he couldnt believe the alien smoked weed in it
I don’t know why, but random requests for Jerma to do a stream where he smokes cigarettes or drink beer is just the funniest shit to me.
I liked when he was asked for a Butt Chug Stream
addiction andy
Aliens couldn’t figure out fire or the national anthem, but mayonnaise? They have that figured out.
"Oh so you guys take the unfertilized eggs of an avian creature then mix that with oily secretions until its fluffy and creamy. Yeah thats totally normal everyone in the galaxy does that shit"
@@thelegalsystem holy shit when you phrase it like that...
@@rainbowGZUS7 I think hot sauce is even wilder, we take fruits that specifically developed the production of a chemical that hurts us so we wouldn't consume them anymore only for us to now go crazy over that chemical, making sauces to hurt ourselves on purposes
they have their priorities in order
What still gets me about the "aliens wouldn't know shit" bit is That Jerma was convinced that the same aliens who masterd intergalactic travel would be fascinated and terrified by fire.
I was expecting the "I shit my pants" story to be at the end of this vid but it's not. absolutely appalling
Literally 1984
he wants us to forget
so cute how jerma pretends that he doesnt eat scoops of mayonnaise regularly
I'll never forget the video he uploaded to his first channel of him dunking whole heads of garlic in mayonnaise and eating it like an apple
my favorite bit of this stream is when jerma admitted to 13,000 people that he shat his pants and then clogged a toilet afterwards
It takes me 20 seconds to order food from a restaurant, it takes me 5-10 minutes to decide on somewhere to eat. It can take me multiple minutes to choose a CZcams video to watch. I clicked on Alien Mayonnaise without thinking.
Some things don’t bear thinking about 😓
😢
yep
me too holy shit
@@greasedumpster9781 whoever names the videos figured out the algorithm. At least for people like us. Whatever that means.
"Im not putting it in my mouth Willy." gotta be one of my favorite Jerma quotes.
Jerma CANNOT convince me he isn’t an alien or some creature of the sort
I'm not convinced he's of biological origin.
You remember the alien rant with the shiny rock in one hand and chapstick at the other? That was about him.
@@glitchedoom Jerma is purely spiritual
he's Gnorts' distant cousin. at least 4 parsecs apart in the family tree though
he is made up of 2430 bugs
I will never get tired of Jerma's contradiction that aliens capable of interstellar travel and energy weapons need the concepts of Rocks and Sex explained to them like they're toddlers.
I think what he means is that the aliens could be ludicrously more smart than we are, but simply never experienced those things so they'd still be amazed by them.
he is speaking from experience this is what he felt upon first landing on earth
Jerma desperately trying to explain to interstellar travellers the origins of sauce
To be fair, they could reproduce asexually or via laying eggs that are later fertilized, everything on their planet could reproduce like that and sex/live birth could be a completely foreign concept to them. Geodes and rocks however... yeah those exist on *every* rocky planet that has ever been actively volcanic it'd be more surprising if they didn't know what they were
I'm glad he's put limiters in place for the horrid loud noises but it was unironically one of the funniest things I've seen this year. The mental imagery always gets me.
Also I hope he watched Paul, I loved that movie the singular time I saw it when I was younger.
THE SAME AUDIO GLITCH HAPPENED TO ME OMFG
I was fully immersed in reliving dmc3 and the audio went through the roof and it hurt my ears so bad I almost cried
I just love that in his mind, the pulp levels are: Low -> Medium -> HEAVY
Can’t wait for the Tears of the Kingdom stream in 6 years
7:40 Jerma discovers this generation’s issue understanding the concept of “in general”
I haven’t particularly noticed that before but unless I’m misremembering it’s becoming more common, or maybe I just notice it more
Whoever asked jerma to do the rumpshaker needs his demand fulfilled
It's funny how he assumes a lifeform that evolved on an entirely different planet can even digest human food.
I want Jerma to eat a slider on stream so that he has to pause his stream 10 minutes later to shotgun blast shit
Why did jerma not do the Rump Shake?
I specifically asked for it
he only knows how to do the thug shaker
The part abouting explaining "Space Invaders" to an alien reminds me of a Capaldi era Doctor Who episode where he finds out there's a _horror_ movie called Aliens because someone was trying to make a facehugger analogy. "There's a horror movie called 'Alien'? That's _really_ offensive; no wonder everyone keeps invading you."
Finally. The Mayonnaise stream.
he just keeps finding things to shove in there
literal andy, literal andy.
Jerma's skunk dream is honestly so cute.
“I’m not putting it in my mouth, Willy” had me SHAKING laughing
I looked at the thumbnail for a millisecond and I knew what channel this was going to be on.
Mayo+Aliens=Jerma985
He's right btw, frozen white castle is the only passabke frozen burger I've had, and I'd call it probably a B-.
May your betrothed be barren and your harvest desolate
I'm going to perform a ritual and curse you.
4:51 Ok, so the Meat Grinder guy thinks I'M a psycho huh?
jerma entirely forgetting that the context to space invaders was that they were invading, which would easily explain to an alien why we're killing the aliens
jerma kinda reminds me of a gnome but a really tall one
tall???
He's that one guy from over the garden wall
@@bruhcoin2361 tall for a gnome, miserably small for a human
Never in my life did I think Jerma and Paul the Alien from the hit 2011 blockbuster Paul starring Seth Rogen as the titular character Paul would be in the same video
Jerma's alien speaks like ChatGPT
I'm going to love the new week of references jerma makes to paul after his new obsession with him
Wasn't prepared for just how stupid the discussion about aliens would be.
This dude said the best hot sauce in the WORLD is Tabasco
jerma equates secret white castle enjoyers to squidward with krabby patties
Eating a jar of mayonnaise rn 😊🤤
glass and lid included
And wrapper.
Grog moment
WEED
ALIEN
hearing jerma say brazilian beer names was so weird, now I really need to see him drinking a Skol or an Itaipava
"CRAFT BRAZILIAN BEERS AND THEY'RE PROBABLY FUCKING WONDERFUL"
_Brother no_
The start of the video is definitely a Jerma-type clip
This game goes hard, I hope more people play it because of this stream
I can't believe the alien in Paul did the bird joke
I'd smoke weed with an alien
7:59 I’m pretty sure several cities in each state have their own crafted beer
Heavy pulp all the way. I want my OJ to have consistency akin to eating cottage cheese
I wanna have to chew it
I wanna drink my OJ with a fork
Someone needs to study this “man”’s genome asap
Hi Kronk : )
they didnt put in the jerma shitting himself story....
Local psychopath streamer advising the masses to not Dexter omelet du fromage yourself with TikTok
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“you do- you douchee, you do you.” perfect
Me when Alien Mayonnaise
that game is like when I put ants in my beyblade arena
Nah my first experience with White Castle was miserable. I 100% cried after taking a bite
I screamed when he said San Miguel is the "most traditional and best known beer" in Spain.
suprised the alien didnt shit himself when smoking , reminds me of a particular who.
it was nice seeing a family reunion for jerma, truly heartwarming💓💓
2:05 now he has to keep all those promises lmao
WHERES I SHIT MY PANTS
hes covering it up
Side tangent Andy
I want Beer Centristism to be on the Political Compass.
It's on the Z Axis
8:46 Absolutely bizarre to hear Jerma list my country's top beers. Those are all cheap, terrible, piss beer by the way, though they have their place in Brazilian drinking tradition, I must admit.
Seeing that commercial where they dip the sandwich in the mayonnaise honestly makes me want to retch, that is *so* revolting.
You just took two of my favourite words and put them together, you cant do that!
He’s shockingly good at this game
This entire stream was just a top down view of this PSYCHO'S actual basement.
this is by far the least cursed jeremy nine eight five video live stream
Jerma would be Josh Gad in pixels, even including having sex with qbert
No Jerma, Mayonaise is not a food group
These thumbnails don’t miss😂
Alien mayonnaise sounds like jermas favorite food. I bet he's all over that stuff. Psycho
Joel inspired thumbnail
Finally somebody understands that frozen white castle is not that bad it's actually good. Like I love the little simple thing
I can't believe the shit stain story was real all along
I drink heavy pulp orange juice. It tastes better. You can't claim I'm a monster when you're you, Jerma.
Jerma's brain is a species of its own
Where was the high story jerma. Where was it.
guys u ever think abt how jerma LIVES in the SAME STATE as area 51
this man heals my wounded soul
I say this every time someone brings up goat cheese: But goat milk is great. I raised them, Well, it was great until we had a male goat around (a buck). When a is in doe in heat, the male sprays their face with their own pee to attract it. It is rank. Just the most awful fermenting stench of piss. Goat cheese tastes like that smell.
25:42 HE SAID IT
I buy the heaviest pulp orange juice possible and the only kind I like. I love drinking it like a smoothie thickness!
FBI, it’s him. He’s the zodiac killer
I need that original nuke clip
i mix heavy pulp with kratom so the little kratom particles bind to the pulp and make the whole thing less gritty
Around 20:00 Jerma mentions his stream getting "nuked" by DMC bug or something. I greatly appreciate Jerma's precautions for headphone users like me.
god dangit I love this man
next stream is a draw my life with just like a gallon of mayonnaise no markers no spoons just a MASSIVE white board, jerma and a gallon of mayonnaise
high pulp oj is best while wearing souvenir grippy socks
Good to know Jerma likes it with shom pulp
the nuke stream was from the game, ive had it happen in completely different games
Mom just walked in and asked if i reallly needed someone to reinforce how I feel about pulp. She thinks im watching a pulp hater video
One day Jerma is going to announce his declaration of war against Sealand and become its new brutal dictator.
I love watching jerma stream edits without chat because I can perfectly identify chat's current behaviour by how he acts
With not wanting to insult a country's beer has more layers when some countries have alternate versions of other countries' beers. For example, I hear that America's version of Ireland's Guiness is shite compared to the real stuff. If you want to do the list right, you'll have to import the original stuff from each country.
I kinda wish that this channel would add in the chat in a little corner, I love watching Jerma but I'm kinda addicted to seeing chat's reaction to stuff. It feels like something is missing now when I see these vids with only the game.
8:12 he kept ignoring chat screaming Qatar and Saudi Arabian beer.
Frozen white castle tastes exactly the same as from the restaurant
Very cool!
as a white castle enjoyer i feel utterly betrayed
Yes