[Vinesauce] Vinny - Mental Gear Solid 2
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2024
- The next chapter in the Metal Gear Solid series turns out to be a wild ride, with the reveal of The Patriots and the birth of Raiden's Hog.
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during his mission raiden got stripped naked, manipulated by everyone around him, got pissed on, and slipped on bird poo
he had a hard life.
wombocorp And then became a Cyborg Ninja, because.
@@xlawxc and then spent a good chunk of his life believing that the colonel was fucking his wife.
@@incelliousthewizard7883 Yeah but he secretly enjoyed that
@@xlawxc Probably because he murdered a president, it's a common rule in The USA that if you murder a president or you're father figure you get killed and ressurected as a cyborg
Solidus Snake is both to Raiden so he gets new cyborg suits for *eternal" life...
It's the life Binny led him into.
*A DUD?!*
I love this line so much.
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Why it's so good...we don't know :P
HandZ you'ree EVERYWHERE I G O I LOVE YOUUUU
Dude its the best. XD
I dud with the best of them.
Colonel we’ve managed to avoid committing inhale water
Interesting Sydney profile pic
@@OptiJams probably some Japanese cartoon porno or something
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i swear I just saw a comment from u on an scp video making a do you wish to rp joke and I was like is he talkin bout vinny and now I know lmao
You aren't funny stop trying to be funny.
"Sorry for squeezing your hog, Raiden." -United States President
It wasn't the last time someone squeezed someones hog in mgs
I still can't figure out why he did that
@@nathanielstanford3115 he looked like a lady
Nathaniel Stanford Basically he would’ve sexually assaulted Raiden but felt his Hog and stopped
@@nanophosis6256 just like volgin when he realised his balls where a little too big
>Vampire
>Water Walking
>Edgy
Vamp is just an Oblivion OC from 2008
He's just dio
@@cumekira70 But don't you need to learn Hamon to walk on water? And since DIO is a vampire he's weak against Hamon.
@@marianokaz1503 can't he just freeze the water like he did with dire?
@@cumekira70 I mean he has knifes
@@marianokaz1503 fdfffvhhh
I'm still in a dream Hog Squeezer
What a thrill...
(whisper) Hoggg Squeeezerrr
@@JC21 With juices and liquid through the night...
10:00
“Colddrowned” is my new favorite way to describe hypothermia
I can't believe kojima killed off pliskin before arsenal and replaced him with this weird ass Snake guy. Smh when will pliskin finally get his recognition????????????????????
Pliskin had such a cool beard... But he reminds me of someone that shows up in almost all these games...
Oooh! Johnny! The guy who that perverted old geezer "Snake guy" tried to steal his girlfriend from.
More Importantly: When will Solidus Snake receive recognition for his inspiring quotes?
"I BET THAT YOU BUAHAHAHA CAAANOT DODGE THE HYAAARRGH!ROCKETS I JUST TELEGRAPHED HEEAAH!WITH THIS BAGAGAHAHA URGH! LINE!!! HUAAARGHH! WHAAT YOU DODGED HUUEEERGHH THEM? IMPOSSIBLEEER!!! YOU EEAAARGHUUH!! YOU EASAARGHHH!!! THE HIT MEEEE! MY BAHRGAHAHAH!!!!! EYEEEEE! BAAAH!!! HUAAAAAAAAH! URRRGH! I AM BWAGAHAGA AAARGH!!! SOLIDUS HUUUUAHH! BHEHEHEHEHR NOOOOUUGGHH! GAHAHAHAH SNAKE!"
-Solidus Snake the *PERFECT* Big Boss clone moments after he reveals himself in a huge fully loaded gunship w/missiles confronting his next victim bitch-era Raiden, which has to constantly run back and forth gathering ammo for his handguns, Solidus *"Perfect Big Boss Clone"* Snake consequently loses to his so called "next victim" bitch-era Raiden.
Notable personality traits:
*Cannot spend over two seconds still without yelling or screaming a completely incomprehensible sentence since he interrupts himself with random shouts and constant sounds that suggest he is experiencing both great strain and pain from the result of pulling, pulling, lifting and pushing several large objects, all while being beaten up and beaten off at the same time, but is actually sitting calmly strapped in his fighter jet*
*Also his voice echoes from everywhere and surprisingly gets even louder when he's flying far away in the distance... Which is the only reason you want him closer as he screams slightly quieter then*
*Finally he constantly stretches when he shows up as parts of whatever suit he is wearing flies off into the distance, during the final battle he keeps stretching and yelling despite the fact that each time he does so, his tentacle arms fly off one by one until the harness which was protecting him finally flies off allowing Raiden to land The killing blow*
Me: a truly awe Inspiring character, truly awe inspiring...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@johngoodman5976 Incredible comment.
@@GuyOnAChair Thank you sir, you would not believe the euphoric pleasure and insane laughter it brought me to type it down...
Not even I believe it myself...
@@GuyOnAChair Don't forget that Solidus Snake is *The Perfect Clone* of *The legendary soldier* which confronted Solid Snake in a *Metal Gear!* As legendary as he *IS* as Legends never die...
...Except that time when he lost both his *Metal Gear* and life...
...To Snake armed with the weapons only a cheating coward would ever use...!
...A can of spray and a lighter...
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Joel has John Saint John
Vinny has David Hater
actually his last name is spelled storm drain
Pajamapants Jack WHY 2 COMMENTS IN ONE VIDEO 2X THE FAP
squeeze my hog
Great, now I want Duke Nukem to tell Joel to squeeze his hog.
@Danielle Smith I wonder if you're doing this for pleasure. You have nothing creative to use as an insult and nobody except me and 7 other people will probably see this.
22:23 *Raiden, squeeze my hog!*
14:10 This is why you are all here for.
13:35 *and this.*
And 4:01
A dud!?
And 11:52
11:51
Bodybuilders hate him!
Get ripped with this simple trick!
Steroids
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 more like nanomachines
shit your pants?
8:45 Through rage, Vinny transcends from Italian into New Yorker into Scottish.
Descends*
Ascends*
The speech that the AIs give at the end of this game gave Vinny and everybody in chat an existential crisis, it was a sight to behold
You could tell from reactions that this game actually fucked up at least a few people in chat for real. Though most were very joking.
The ending of MGS2 is beautiful. Back in the early 2000s it was just confusing to many but Kojima thought far enough ahead and made it brilliant in retrospect.
I was trying not to understand in order to prevent myself from having a panic attack.
Yeah, MGS always ahead of its time, some of these things even kind of happened, and if not, it was very similarly happenings.
Vinny's playthrough is first time I've seen Metal Gear Solid 2, so that part was insanely mind blowing considering when the game originally came out. The dialogue was super ahead of it's time, but man did it age well considering the stuff going on today!
metal gear is the most bizarre and hilarious series of video games that can still be super deep and serious
chuu real
20:18 i like the way he says "liquid!" It's hilariously aggressive
Never forget it took Vinny like 3 hours to beat liquid
Holy crap! I beat him the second try 😂🤣
“I BET YOU WANTED TO PLAY WARIO WARE TONIGHT DIDN’T YOU SNAKE?!”
I feel like if you showed someone this who hadn't heard of the series, and told them it was a stealth series, they'd think you were joking
LucianoThePig The only thing I know about this series is that it's a stealth game and every time I see something like this I'm blown away by its sheer ridiculousity and still can't believe it.
LucianoThePig I’ve never played any of the MG games and I always thought it was this extra-serious stealth action series and you play a highly-skilled badass dude taking on really important missions & shit...
And then turns out most of Snake’s dialogue is him repeating what somebody else said in a surprised tone, there’s a character who’s inches away from being called Anime Convention, you can get pissed on, and one character dies from having a bomb in her vagina. Also, memes, the DNA of the soul.
Dan Komochi Were your first impressions of MGS from Brawl?
I've never played any of the main Metal Gear Solid games, but suddenly Revengeance doesn't look so out of place anymore.
Commisso Mine were, and even then I thought that Snake being found by a blue furry was out of character and silly but I guess not?
My favorite part of MGS2 is how Kojima thought it would be funny to give us water levels and escort missions...but he went a cut above the rest, and combined them together. GENIUIS KOJIMBO.
spartan456 they’re not bad compared to others the controls for swimming aren’t bad and escort missions are not hard in this one but it was still risky especially considering that they can be frustrating in other games but your opinion
2:13
Ocelot discovers the dangers of prolonged fapping
Sup
When NNN ends and the power that you've collected through all that patience is barely to be contained.
Yo
But instead of spems it is liquid’s nanomachine matting his mind
It's white artificial blood
"Raiden, that beeping is telling you that you're too close to the fire, and that you're very HAHT!"
i have a daughter
my greatest wish is
never to have her
or her children
experience the horror of looping voice files
What?! You have a daughter
they had us in the first half not gonna lay
I have a daughter
What?! You have a daughter
10:31 15:14 Metal Gear Solid 2 is a profound and philosophical post-modern video game
Post **Mortem* video game
@@johngoodman5976 Kojima managed to make everything in the Metal Gear series somehow become a play on words. It's even true with the title of each game starting from Snake Eater.
E.
Vinny's Skyrim impression at 4:48 is really fucking solid. I wouldn't notice the difference if he replaced the original voice actor.
it's really fucking liquid
5:27 Tumblr censoring porn artists.
7:29 Artists vs. Tumblr
“it’s not child porn if it’s just a drawing of child porn”
I don't see how undressing a kid could be considered porn. Children don't have a sexuality about them and have no ability to reproduce. But I guess gay porn also qualifies under that criteria.
They really did lose almost all of their users apart from people that think they’re funny by being self deprecating in special fonts and saying things have cursed auras.
just artists k
Unrelated but your profile picture is cute. Marisa best girl. That is all
I finally understand the origins of "Squeeze My Hog."
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how campy and over the top this game is?
And appreciate Johnny as somehow becoming the best character in the series?
And also forget how terrifyingly close this game is to actually happening?
What do you mean by actually happening?
@@Trashboat4444 MGS2's main plot is basically about an AI trying to control the flow of information through mass censorship. There are countless real life parallels today, and bills to strengthen internet censorship and copyright laws keep popping up.
>implying it hasn't already happened
Whatever you think the government is doing is probably not as bad as what they're actually doing.
just think about all of the underground genetic research that is going on
Ah yea, Johnny "Diarrhea Man" "Akiba"
The best characters in media are always the weebs and pants shitters. Just look at Ron Stoppable. Went from useless to badass in 4 seasons and I think 3 movies.
Johnny only had to hold out till MGS4 to go full on chad.
we need a "genius kojumbo" supercut for these metal gear playthroughs
Emma: You're not gonna shoot me?
Soldier: Nope
Emma: *_Why not?_*
My name is Emma and I briefly forgot there was another in this game so this startled me a bit
E.
8:54
My foot is totally destroyed.
It was probably nothing.
...
I will never be able to walk again.
Must have been a mosquito.
I always love how at the end of MGS 4 it's revealed that Ocelot was never being mind controlled by the arm, he was just a crazy man.
"Big Boss later revealed to Solid Snake that Liquid's "possession" of Ocelot was a planned ruse in order to fool the Patriots as means of lowering The Patriots' guard. Big Boss elaborated that Ocelot was able to use hypnosis and psychotherapy, drugs, and nanomachines to transplant Liquid's personality onto himself. Ocelot had removed the transplanted arm of Liquid because the so-called "possessions" during the Manhattan Incident had caused an imbalance to his psyche." He wasn't crazy he hypnotized himself.
@@Hol-Horse I dunno, it takes a certain kind of mentally unstable to strap some other guys arm to your own arm and have your voice altered in order to fool some robots.
I guess you're right lol, but in that case everyone in MGS is a little insane with the crazy shit they pull off.
@@Hozak He did it basically too fool everyone around him into thinking he's actually possessed. Don't take the Metal Gear Solid graphic novels/comics as canon because those are a bit narratively inconsistent with the main source material.
@@Hol-Horse It's either nanomachines or supernatural shit. Not even Kojima knows what too choose.
"I'm the front of the boat!" - Dumb Doofus, Titanic
Boats for Dummies
E.
That ending really squeezed my hog.
...My Hog?
If I recall, when you switch the projector in the room with all the guards, the footage you see is of Kojima's wife
I've been waiting for this video the moment hog squeezing became a thing, good job bleshnak
“Snake's ass looks a little deflated”
Just like in Ultimate
E.
9:47 "I'm the top of the ship!"
Just saving this for my own future reference.
Vinny’s legitimate concern and guilt after he flip-kicked that soldier over the railing to his death, just made me enter an uncontrollable coughing fit.
4:51
Hogs of the Patriots
Hogs of Squeezability.
1:32 DarkSydeVine making his appearance
19:30 Didn't Ocelot work with a psychic in the previous game? A psychic who floated?
Yes, yes he did. Also a man who could conjure the souls of everyone you had ever killed on the battlefield and compel them to attack you.
At this point, Ocelot is comparable to that one guy from the X-Files who denies everything supernatural despite seeing Mothman, Bigfoot, actual alien abductions, and Christian faith healings.
And his dad was a psychic. Big Boss murdered him in MGS3
3 years late but: The 'no so such thing as the supernatural' is actually a mistranslstion!
The original Japanese script has ocelot say something more a long the lines of 'cutting edge technology can be easily mistaken as the supernatural'.
“I have a daughter...”
18:33 God, i'm getting PTSD flashbacks playing this part on extreme
How many do you have to fight on extreme
@@spikeynay7381 against over 20 of them in Europe version
we'll never know his end rating. But at least we know he had a daughter--
It's not fair to have a good Solid Snake impersonation when David Hyter does the memes for you.
12:38 ever since the metal gear rising trailer vinny has become paralyzed, which makes him extra mad at stairs
Terminal Gear Solid 7
8:04 Vin, this is what satellite phones look like even today
*_Squeeze my hog!_*
6:30 has the greatest timing I have ever seen. When he asks who? And the camera pans right at Raiden as soon as he says that. I love Vinnys sense of humor.
I feel like whoever was in charge of the parrot's voice had no idea what parrot's sounded like
I just realized that Otacon most likely squeezed his hog to a photo of Sunny's unconscious mom.
A D U D
"You know about chopsticks? wow, you're smart..."
Yeah I hate it when somebody else's hand is transplanted on to me and they come back from the dead just to posess me.
I remember being so amazed that you could shoot down the seagulls in the demo as a young kid... Most developers wouldn’t even consider a detail like that and the birds would be trash jpegs.
I can't wait for the twitch clips of the year thing and for vinny to have to hear "Raiden, squeeze my hog!" once more
The dialogue between Rose and Raiden is extra painful even for a Kojima game.
It’s hilarious, though. The actual worst is in Death Stranding. “Princess Beach” gave people cancer.
Vinny, I just want you to know how hard my convention weekend was to try to please you. Quinton Flynn was at Anime Midwest, and I tried waiting in three different lines and in two panels to try and get a recording of him saying, "Colonel, I've done it. The hog has finally been squeezed." to send to you. The lines lasted too long and I always wound up at the cut off, and I skipped out on a panel I really wanted to go to.
But I tried, and though I failed, I made some friends from the Vinesauce community when I told them what I was trying to do. So, the effort was not completely in vain. Hopefully somebody will get him to confirm hog squeezing success to you.
Is the past tense of squeeze “squeezed“?
I always thought it might be “squozen“.
14:55 Vinny becomes Joel for 1 second.
i think thats not Vinny
"wait he's walking?"
i mean you didn't inform him you shot his legs yet
"Squeeze my dud."
"We watched King Kong a bunch of times."
Who watches the same movie more than once in a single night?
I think they, uh *cough cough* "watched King Kong", if you catch my drift.
I have watched a movie and enjoyed it enough to watch it a second time. But maybe they watched all three versions that were out at the time?
But it was probably stuck on loop in the DVD player cuz Rose was too busy squeezing Raiden's hog to fix it.
Fucking Kojima, thats who.
If I enjoy the film, I'll usually watch it twice in a sitting. First is to absorb the story and atmosphere; second is to focus on scenery, camerawork, audio, and any foreshadowing I'm now aware of. But, that's really only the first time I watch a film. Also, "a bunch of times" implies at least three viewings to me, which is a bit strange.
The La Li Lu Le Lo!?
The Patriots?
*gasp*
~game freezes during credits~
*_"A dud!?"_*
Solid Snake, Liquid Snake but *Smoke Snake,* when?
Dont forget about plasma snake!
Ohhhh my dog
*Ohhhh my hog
Dark Matter Snake
@@itsjust_fuego anti-matter snake
7:16
i die already once !
oh fug !
I love how Vamp's lover is suddenly killable after they tell her she isn't magic even though she had lived her life trying and failing to die up until that point.
ALLEGEDLY
They removed the mechanical gizmo that kept her from dying
Was just watching your streams of the game, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
Colonel we've managed to avoid the memes
Colonel, I'm already Meme.
Article 13
A censorship to surpass Metal Gear
8:47 made me cackle, definitely my favorite part of the video.
4:54 Vinny temporarily turns into Joel
MGS2: a game where everyone collectively hates Rose
"Get himself cold drowned" - got me so hard my sides hurt
As per usual with every fucking Metal Gear game, this was one of my favorite series of streams.
4:01 A DUD!
3:34 Vinny is Solid Snake confirmed
This was probably the only Vinny playthrough I’ve watched all of live, it was so amazing to go through. Glad to see such a good comp ^_^
Quinton Flynn is an underrated voice actor
Jesus christ vinny you heal the bleed if you crouch some time.
I have a hog.
SQUEEZE MY DAUGHTER!
We've managed to avoid squeezing
16:16 I feed my son, he is becoming powerful.
I absolutely loved your streams of this. Papa Bless.
That Snake McDonalds clip got me more then it should've.
I’ve waited for this for a LONG time.
This is one of the most unhinged vinny jokes 6:20
I never realized how goofy this game was
13:06 - The hog has sprung a leak.
The video was good, but the only thing this video is missing is the goose noises during the Rosemary scenes
@CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Yeah Rose is pretty damn annoying, I'm glad that part was kept out.
@CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG yea glad that was left out rose is the worst character in this
3:00
*Brawls battlefield theme blasts at full volume*
Colonel, we’ve managed to avoid letting our hog slip.
One of my favorite playthroughs by Vinny, ever.
YES SO GLAD THIS CAME OUT WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
Jesus walked so vamp could run
I've never played any MGS game and this video looks to me too surreal and PCP-driven to be an actual game
It's the best video game series ever created in my eyes. Kojima is a visionary. These games go way past simple entertainment, they can change lives.
@@ori.g4mi This, unironically
@@ori.g4mi Hallelujah !
ＭＹ ＨＯＧ？
Ａ ｈｏｇ-Ｄ？
@@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf COLONEL WHAT'S A RUSSIAN CUMSHIP DOING HERE
No new Metal Gear Solid except in Smash and in board games but I can't imagine Vinny playing a board game.
7:50 - 7:53 When your parent catch you smoking
smoking is cringe
I will never be able to walk again, mustav beena mohskitoo
That line was one of my faves xd
22:22 - For The Ending.
David:"Vinnie This Is Solid Snake. I'm Told That You Played A Lot Of Metal Gear Games And That You Developed A Joke Of Telling Raiden In Snake's Voice To Squeeze Your Hog..."
Vinny: ( Holding Laugh) "No"
David: "So..."
Vinny: "No."
David: "I Only Had One Thing To Say...."
"Raiden Squeeze My Hog."
Vinny: "Godammit David."