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  • How many points do you think Ray is collecting when he tells the story of his wife's colonoscopy?
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  • @scorpionz44
    @scorpionz44 Před 8 lety +416

    his life is just like everybody loves raymond

    • @williamohman5469
      @williamohman5469 Před 8 lety +16

      +Daniel Chachanashvili I thought it was a documentary

    • @scorpionz44
      @scorpionz44 Před 8 lety +18

      +William Öhman it was a reality tv show just with actors around him

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 Před 8 lety +3

      Actors don't lie, they copy their real lives, acting is nothing but a presentation of yourself.

    • @scorpionz44
      @scorpionz44 Před 8 lety +7

      the shining... jack nicholson secretly a murderer

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 Před 7 lety +7

      that show was based on his real life...kinda

  • @WeThePeople_FJB
    @WeThePeople_FJB Před 8 lety +74

    Ray Romano is great I'm a huge fan of everybody loves raymond it's one of my favorite shows of all time.

    • @anima099
      @anima099 Před 8 lety +5

      +AnaheimDucks93 Dude's show made me laugh so hard going thru high school. I miss it so much.

    • @midnighthymn
      @midnighthymn Před 7 lety +2

      Saaame!

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 Před 2 lety

      Hello Mr Trump

  • @Tomatofury
    @Tomatofury Před 8 lety +69

    Casio Watch.. Absolute Legend

    • @MukulApple
      @MukulApple Před 8 lety +4

      Wow! Somebody noticed. I have the same one. :D

    • @imcujo5220
      @imcujo5220 Před 8 lety +3

      Greatest watch ever! I've had one for 10 years now! It's been through literal hell and is still kicking!

  • @ICantFindaNameSoYeah
    @ICantFindaNameSoYeah Před 8 lety +170

    I loved this guy on Everybody Hates Chris

  • @abetheconservationist595
    @abetheconservationist595 Před 7 lety +33

    Ray Romano is the guy who voiced Manny from Ice Age.

  • @mezza001
    @mezza001 Před 5 lety +8

    Now RR is married 31 years!!

  • @fate3446
    @fate3446 Před 7 lety +26

    When i hear his voice, all i hear is Manny xD

  • @churchkyloren1703
    @churchkyloren1703 Před 3 lety +1

    Happy Birthday Ray Romano. U R awesome man. I Love Ice Age. UR hilarious!! May the Peace be with u Manny. From Harlingen Texas. December 21, 1957
    December 21, 2020 though December 21, 3020

  • @LililibragirlAnna
    @LililibragirlAnna Před 8 lety +13

    He's classic, Everybody Loves Raymond, love that show.

  • @saimcheeda93
    @saimcheeda93 Před rokem +2

    Now Conan is married for 21 years

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve27775 Před 8 lety +80

    It'll take more than a candle for his wife to forgive him for mentioning her colonoscopy.

    • @Slanghappy
      @Slanghappy Před 8 lety +4

      Chocolate enema?

    • @mario0318
      @mario0318 Před 8 lety +1

      +Steve27775 True, though it shouldn't be that big a deal anyway

  • @AJ-kj1go
    @AJ-kj1go Před 8 lety +52

    I didn't even crack a smile, classic Romano.

    • @alexdimitrov4014
      @alexdimitrov4014 Před 8 lety +18

      i thought it was funny mosty entertaining though

    • @studmuffin3264
      @studmuffin3264 Před 8 lety +1

      +Aj Koorstra You've clearly never seen Everybody Loves Raymond.

    • @shurken01
      @shurken01 Před 8 lety +1

      +Aj Koorstra even he doesn't think his jokes are funny

  • @MaestroGradius
    @MaestroGradius Před 8 lety +19

    he should have said 'picking her up from surgery' no way she's going to ask what kind

  • @vincengugi8300
    @vincengugi8300 Před 5 lety +1

    vince from kenya and i love your show and ray

  • @kebokev7519
    @kebokev7519 Před 4 lety +1

    Guys worth about a 100 mil and hes got a casio on. Humble and talented man. Love him

  • @thecrow3350
    @thecrow3350 Před 2 lety

    Amazing

  • @MeganIsSoSmiley
    @MeganIsSoSmiley Před 8 lety +5

    Love his show! I watch it on Netflix every day still haha

  • @rukhsanazaidi629
    @rukhsanazaidi629 Před 8 lety

    He's so adorable!!!!!! xD

  • @heinsenberg8294
    @heinsenberg8294 Před 8 lety +1

    02:59 That's one hell of a punchline

  • @flake4710
    @flake4710 Před 8 lety

    I LOVE THIS LOL

  • @tugboat2
    @tugboat2 Před 5 lety

    That was funny Romano!

  • @jtw.111
    @jtw.111 Před 8 lety +14

    He looks younger now than he did in 1996 when Everybody Loves Raymond started. O_o

  • @churchkyloren1703
    @churchkyloren1703 Před 3 lety +1

    Ray Romano
    Show
    1. Ray Magini - The Simpsons 2005
    Movies
    2. Manfred, Manny - Ice Age 1, 2 The MeltDown, 3 Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, 4 Continental Drift, 5 Collision Course 2002 - 2006 - 2009 - 2012 - 2016

  • @nevillec5252
    @nevillec5252 Před rokem +1

    I can just see Doris Roberts shaking her head slowly and saying, "Raymond, how could you mention the colonoscopy? On national T.V., Raymond. You should get her something better than a candle. She puts up with so much."

    • @eduardof631
      @eduardof631 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That or she would just roast Debra on something else like always

  • @johnnyrainbow50
    @johnnyrainbow50 Před 6 lety +6

    Debraaaa!

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins Před 6 lety +1

    This is gold.

  • @billymyers9268
    @billymyers9268 Před 3 lety +5

    The story about his wife could have been an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. That definitely sounds like something that Ray Barone would do.

  • @Troy_z
    @Troy_z Před 8 lety +1

    "when you're married you have to lie"
    yep sounds right

  • @leeyang9219
    @leeyang9219 Před 8 lety +1

    Every time he speaks, I see a mammoth....

  • @348frank348
    @348frank348 Před 8 lety +8

    should have bought her a can opener

  • @Mrmoviefan123
    @Mrmoviefan123 Před 7 lety

    I've heard that someone told Ray Martin Scorsese had never heard of him, but I've never heard if Ray got any confirmation from Martin, or if Ray just has the word of the person who told him.

  • @azimbaig
    @azimbaig Před 8 lety +6

    IT WASN'T LEADING TO COLOGNE, GERMANY JOKE?! HOW???

  • @TommyClemenza273
    @TommyClemenza273 Před 8 lety

    damn hes wearing the same 10$ casio watch im rockin for 4 years now :D, that guys cool :D

  • @SinShenRod
    @SinShenRod Před 8 lety +1

    Well this explains the candle apology

  • @ecoao80
    @ecoao80 Před 8 lety +3

    Ray Romano is 58... goddamn

  • @lovelolah
    @lovelolah Před 8 lety

    Paused at 3:10 . Scared me shitless.

  • @CassDM
    @CassDM Před 8 lety +3

    Conan's laugh is amazing

  • @bananablueberry6312
    @bananablueberry6312 Před 8 lety

    ah, Ray you punny

  • @darklily7428
    @darklily7428 Před 7 lety +2

    everybodys loves raymon was supposed to be based on him and his family

  • @finalmasquerade
    @finalmasquerade Před 6 lety

    Hahahah! That was good lol

  • @spelmat
    @spelmat Před 8 lety

    Romano kinda looks like an older Zach Braff on this video

  • @spennnyyy1895
    @spennnyyy1895 Před 8 lety +1

    Did anybody else immediately think Germany???

  • @JacobEttinger
    @JacobEttinger Před 8 lety +3

    Damn, I can just hear all the damn Phlegm in his voice.

  • @MrDisgruntledGamer1
    @MrDisgruntledGamer1 Před 8 lety

    wow he really does talk like that lol

  • @Rodrigo-rr6ym
    @Rodrigo-rr6ym Před 6 lety +1

    He dosen't want to tell the lady on the candleshop about the colonoscopy, but then he talks about it on Tv...

  • @hoai-anh14
    @hoai-anh14 Před 6 lety

    my gosh he does look like julian casablancas

  • @SquidkidMega
    @SquidkidMega Před 8 lety +15

    conan has perfected his fake laugh over the years

  • @ryanosulivan5175
    @ryanosulivan5175 Před 3 lety +1

    all i hear is manny

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD Před 8 lety

    Sounds like Raymond...

  • @ruofanyu6699
    @ruofanyu6699 Před 8 lety +1

    this is why strangers shouldnt be so nosy. not everyone wants a conversation.

    • @galaxyfive7314
      @galaxyfive7314 Před 8 lety

      +Ruofan Yu ..."Haven't you heard, Everybody's Business is HER Business!" Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson)(To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything Love, Julie Newmar)

  • @callavalle6985
    @callavalle6985 Před 8 lety +1

    All I see and hear is Manny from Ice Age.

  • @MOZA682
    @MOZA682 Před 6 lety

    All i hear is Manny on that couch

  • @Dara_Run
    @Dara_Run Před 8 lety

    Brownie Points

  • @ttlpwn34
    @ttlpwn34 Před 8 lety +18

    Why so many dislikes?

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 Před 8 lety +27

      +ttlpwn34 Finebros effect?Disliking videos can be intoxicating

    • @coronaflo
      @coronaflo Před 8 lety +6

      +ttlpwn34 Less than 30 dislikes is rather good for CZcams. Hitting the dislike button is probably akin to kicking a puppy for some people.

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 Před 8 lety +2

      coronaflo Lol but you weren't here when this comment was made..There weren't many views and around 40% dislikes..Seems like the number of dislikes remained the same

  • @moNNNk
    @moNNNk Před 8 lety +1

    is it just me or does he sound like zach braff (or vice versa)

  • @atfjanes
    @atfjanes Před 6 lety

    ..........when Conan's fake laugh transitions into his fake laugh............................. (shout out to Ray, we still

  • @mrimmabreakitdown
    @mrimmabreakitdown Před 8 lety

    THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT CONAN TO BRING THE BEARD BACK! Conan bro. You're already the best late night host! It's a new era! BEARD! BEARD!

  • @satwikroy1989
    @satwikroy1989 Před 3 lety +2

    Ray Romano and Conan. Two men who became household names thanks to Letterman.

  • @Gazawii
    @Gazawii Před 8 lety

    hey conan did you get a new watch..def beats rays casio haha

  • @dustinnunez5077
    @dustinnunez5077 Před 5 lety +1

    Oh man he lost Points. 😢

  • @mook7140
    @mook7140 Před 8 lety +1

    holy granola bar

  • @Marco-ke4zs
    @Marco-ke4zs Před 8 lety

    Ray Romano's got a Casio watch. Really?

  • @mook7140
    @mook7140 Před 8 lety

    hola amigo im english

  • @gear5soul
    @gear5soul Před 2 lety

    He should’ve said Italy. It would make more sense since ray’s family is Italian.

    • @nevillec5252
      @nevillec5252 Před rokem

      Except that most young women in Southern California are in love with Italy (la dolce vita), so the shop assistant probably wouldn't shut up after that.

  • @fightclubswag
    @fightclubswag Před 8 lety

    Didn't Gerry Dee do this joke?..

  • @alfiepalmer2019
    @alfiepalmer2019 Před 8 lety

    Good For Yqu. It looks/ brother expansion What's your opinion about that, gyys 1!

  • @acedede
    @acedede Před 8 lety

    WHY WOULDNT YOU SAY COLOGNE GERMANY COLOOOOOOOOGNE

  • @salas7146
    @salas7146 Před 8 lety +1

    I been with my boyfriend for twenty six years he keeps telling me were going to get married l don't believe him l'm female by the way and l have three kids with him.

  • @hannablue7038
    @hannablue7038 Před 3 lety

    I know you love your watch....why?

  • @5kastubh5
    @5kastubh5 Před 8 lety

    is he anxious? he never looks to Conan's face..not even once

  • @boyoftrick_9084
    @boyoftrick_9084 Před 8 lety

    not hating him but... Aside from Raymond what have he done lately?

    • @c3vzn
      @c3vzn Před 8 lety

      +Boyoftrick_90 Ice Age movies, Parenthood and now he's starring in a drama called Vinyl.

    • @boyoftrick_9084
      @boyoftrick_9084 Před 8 lety

      *****
      Huh

  • @gamerfever94
    @gamerfever94 Před 8 lety

    If thats what a man looks like after 28 years of marriage... count me out.

  • @Fiascotje
    @Fiascotje Před 8 lety

    Hello.

    • @julmusten2488
      @julmusten2488 Před 8 lety

      +Fiascotje Hi

    • @Justinhulk
      @Justinhulk Před 8 lety

      +Fiascotje You're first

    • @Fiascotje
      @Fiascotje Před 8 lety

      +Justinhulk IM IMPORTANT NOW :O

    • @julmusten2488
      @julmusten2488 Před 8 lety

      +Fiascotje No. i was clearly first

    • @Fiascotje
      @Fiascotje Před 8 lety

      +Julmusten24 Not that I care at all but dude, you responded to another comment... THEN UR ALREADY NOT FIRST ;D

  • @kevinkealy1576
    @kevinkealy1576 Před 7 lety

    his beards driving me mad..

  • @11001money
    @11001money Před 8 lety

    hi

  • @derricklowe5517
    @derricklowe5517 Před 8 lety

    I couldn't imagine sleeping with the same woman for 20+ years

  • @_-._-_
    @_-._-_ Před 8 lety

    #MGTOW

  • @Justinhulk
    @Justinhulk Před 8 lety

    7 comment

  • @TheUrbanEpicure
    @TheUrbanEpicure Před 8 lety +2

    American insecurity on show: A German like me would just tell the lady "no special occasion" or "I don't want to say. Can you please do your job and just recommend a fragrance now?"
    Why do Americans make life so hard for themselves? Be rude to others, it helps sooo muuuuch.

    • @tugboat2
      @tugboat2 Před 5 lety +1

      This is the difference between Americans and Germans, I guess. Though I hear New York has more rude people....

    • @nevillec5252
      @nevillec5252 Před rokem

      It's Beverly Hills -- they're rude behind your back.

  • @jsmum196
    @jsmum196 Před 4 lety

    So Ray is a liar. Better to tell the truth always or just leave info out.

  • @Jackklassen
    @Jackklassen Před 8 lety

    Everyone buddy ehh raymond romano is mediocre

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 Před 8 lety +6

    Marriage is incredibly emasculating in American culture.

  • @debrademusz6044
    @debrademusz6044 Před 5 lety

    Ray talks about how much money he always has. It’s disgusting.

  • @donzaloog1400
    @donzaloog1400 Před 8 lety +11

    Nobody should get married in the first place. Broken and outdated institution.

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 Před 8 lety +6

      JustB ored
      It's what people say when they live in a country with an over 70% divorce rate.

    • @Relytia
      @Relytia Před 8 lety +8

      +donzaloog1400 So because people fail, it's marriage's fault and not theirs'? How about the 30%?

    • @crawlingfingers
      @crawlingfingers Před 8 lety +6

      +donzaloog1400 so by your logic, McDonald's is to blame for the high obesity rate? And not the people's choice to go and eat their food?

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 Před 8 lety +3

      Relytia
      Hey, you're welcome to get married if you want. I'm not going to stop you. Just don't complain when you lose half your assets and have to pay lifetime alimony to your ex-wife.

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 Před 8 lety +5

      Richard Ahn
      The accessibility of food, the lower quality of fast food and American's increasingly sedentary lifestyles are what caused the obesity epidemic.
      Marriage doesn't have any benefits for a man. For a woman, sure. For a man, none.

  • @youngThrashbarg
    @youngThrashbarg Před 8 lety

    He looks like he's been at a desert island for years and married to "wilson".

  • @salas7146
    @salas7146 Před 8 lety

    I been with my boyfriend for twenty six years he keeps telling me were going to get married l don't believe him l'm female by the way and l have three kids with him.

    • @alexdimitrov4014
      @alexdimitrov4014 Před 8 lety

      why do you need to get married

    • @MrDisgruntledGamer1
      @MrDisgruntledGamer1 Před 8 lety

      +salas7146 Thats pretty strange, unless theirs financial gains from this. Then there also the massive pressure and anxiety people experience during a wedding... as a guy i dread this day, too much pressure

    • @MrDisgruntledGamer1
      @MrDisgruntledGamer1 Před 8 lety

      dimkacracker yea but id imagine a wedding is the ultimate way to let your significant other that hey, i love you too, even tho i might faint in front of our families ill still do a wedding for you

    • @dimkacracker
      @dimkacracker Před 8 lety

      MrDisgruntledGamer1 I don't see how a wedding lets the other person know you love them. It just damages your wallet when you both could have a private vacation with each other w/o anyone bothering you.

    • @MrDisgruntledGamer1
      @MrDisgruntledGamer1 Před 8 lety

      dimkacracker very true, id take vacation over wedding any day